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00:00To be continued...
00:30Well, gentlemen, all throughout World Tag League 2025, and really, for the majority
00:55of 2025 itself, we've been feeling as though United Empire have found themselves on the
01:01rocks.
01:02For men like Jem Cobb leaving New Japan Pro Wrestling, TJP and Templario losing the strong
01:07Openweight Tag Team Championship down at Arena Mexico, things have truly fallen apart
01:13for United Empire, so much so to the question being raised multiple times by the members
01:18themselves in post-match comments, is there an empire even to save in 2026?
01:24But, I present to you this point, Lance Archer and Alex say that there is nothing that unifies
01:30a unit more than having an enemy to gun after, a unified hatred, and these men have found
01:37that in the form of Hiromu Takahashi, the unaffiliated, and the War Dogs.
01:42It was the War Dogs, the unaffiliated, who eliminated United Empire in this year's World Tag League,
01:47and well, it is certainly stuck in the craw of Callum Newman.
01:50He's got a smelly crawl, too.
01:56You don't want to get stuck in that crawl.
01:58He shockingly lost zero speed after his knee injury.
02:10Look at this guy.
02:17That hits the Benjamin right before his entrance, crazy.
02:22What flavor is it?
02:25What flavor is that, very berry?
02:27Well, gentlemen, you were sat right here next to me when we were live on NJPW World 48 hours
02:47ago.
02:48It was just off the back of the unaffiliated War Dogs 10-man tag team brawl that we witnessed
02:54in just a few days, and it was Hiromu Takahashi at the end of the matchup that was attacked senselessly
03:01on a hit run by Callum Newman, Kredo Khan, and Jacob Austin Young.
03:05He's then put the boots to Hiromu and then high-tailed him to the back.
03:09What the hell was that about?
03:11Oh, he's down.
03:13Like I said before, Hiromu kind of brings it upon himself, makes you want to put the boots
03:17to him.
03:18He's just one of those guys, kind of, you know?
03:21So I understand wanting to just stomp him out a little bit.
03:24Uh-oh, uh-oh.
03:25You're gonna understand something here.
03:26Oh.
03:27Oh, already.
03:28There's Finlay using Hiromu as a weapon before the match even starts off here.
03:31It is.
03:32Oh, good lord.
03:33Set to see a six-man tag action here tonight.
03:35David, Finlay, Gato, and Hiromu taking on Callum Newman, Kredo Khan, and JAY.
03:40Yeah, we have not even been able to get a bell sounded yet, because we need two men inside
03:44a ring.
03:45I wonder if they'll end up over here and go through the-
03:46I wonder if they'll end up over here and go through the-
03:47I wonder if they'll end up over here and go through the-
03:48I wonder if they'll end up over here and go through the-
03:50I wonder if they'll end up.
03:51We need to be careful here.
03:52They're coming his way.
03:53Oh, boy.
03:54Hiromu and Jacob Austin-Young battling it out here in front of us.
03:57Meanwhile-
03:58Don't spill my protein, Jake, boys.
03:59David Finlay.
04:00Oh.
04:01We're putting the attack in on Callum Newman as well.
04:04I mean, we gotta be careful here.
04:05Is he hitting him with another person's shoe?
04:08That is innovative.
04:11Well, it's been a great O'Conn putting the punches to Hiromu, Jacob Austin-Young.
04:16Oh, certainly not faring well with Gato, and it's Callum Newman and David Finlay battling
04:21it out still.
04:22They're all over the place, man.
04:23We have no control here.
04:24Where's House?
04:25Security.
04:26Security.
04:27Security!
04:28Security!
04:29Don't even come over here, bud.
04:30Okay.
04:31They made their way to the merchandising section.
04:38Not the merchandising section.
04:39Oh, yeah.
04:40Callum Newman has certainly sold out recently.
04:41Callum, grab me a shirt.
04:42Oh, wait a minute.
04:43Oh, wait a minute.
04:44Not that guy's shirt.
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:46He put his hands on one of our fans here.
04:47I'm not going to take too kindly to that.
04:48No one is.
04:49Oh, Finlay.
04:50It's just...
04:51A well-placed table there.
04:52Putting the work in right now.
04:53I mean, we're knocking everything over.
04:54Oh, my.
04:55Oh, no.
04:56Oh, good lord.
04:57Making messes.
04:58Making messes.
04:59Right into the boxes.
05:00He's throwing shirts on him.
05:01And this is, I mean...
05:02The merch team has got to be a little peeved.
05:03I know I would be.
05:04Oh, good God.
05:05Oh, wait.
05:06Damn it.
05:07Heavy-duty cardboard there.
05:09Oh, no.
05:10Oh, no.
05:11Oh, no.
05:12You're a little silly.
05:13But look at this.
05:14Oh, no.
05:15Oh, no.
05:16Wow.
05:17Oh, no.
05:18Oh, no.
05:19Oh, no.
05:20Oh, no.
05:21Oh, no.
05:22Oh, no.
05:23Oh, no.
05:24No.
05:25Oh, no.
05:26No.
05:27Oh, no.
05:28Oh, no.
05:29Oh, no.
05:30Yeah, yes.
05:31Oh, no.
05:32I mean, we didn't see it, but good Lord, I mean, you just hear the action.
05:46We're trying to do our best to keep up with everything here, folks, and I'm starting to
05:49wonder if we're even going to be able to have an hatch here tonight.
05:51He's crushing the man's skull.
05:53It's right into the floor as well.
05:56His hands stink.
05:58Stinky hands.
05:59Where have they been putting his hands?
06:00That's not how you take a seat.
06:06It's not even how you use a chair at all.
06:09I haven't gotten a good look at who our referee is supposed to be here tonight, but we might
06:13have to make a judgment call.
06:15I mean, there's going to be no getting anyone inside the ring right now.
06:18Get them in there.
06:18Well, since nobody's been in the ring, the match hasn't even started.
06:20Well, that's what I'm saying.
06:22We might just need to pull young Lions out of here and pull these men back to the locker
06:26rooms.
06:27I have, Marty Asami is incensed here.
06:29Just throw it out, Marty.
06:30Marty.
06:32Marty.
06:32Marty will get them under control.
06:35Kind of like Rudy.
06:37Marty can't even drive the bus correctly.
06:39What do you think that he's going to be able to do here?
06:41That's because he can't see over the stairs.
06:42Well, that's a good point.
06:45He's out.
06:46Marty's really short, guys.
06:48He does like monster sauce, but he likes to say it with a hand gesture.
06:58Monster sauce.
07:00Yeah, he loves doing that.
07:01Guess what every time.
07:02Guess what the sauce is.
07:04And what monster it's coming from.
07:05That's the flavor.
07:06Uh-oh.
07:08Oh, God.
07:08We're all going great Okan now.
07:11I mean, we are wiping out Sun Arena Sendai here entirely.
07:16Okan has zero clue how to use a chair, does he?
07:18Well, I mean, for many reasons, he'd rather sit on his opponents.
07:22Yeah.
07:23He uses people as a chair.
07:24He has no idea how to actually use a chair.
07:26He keeps following all of them.
07:28He's always doing squats.
07:29He needs that high pitch in order to get the most.
07:55Punched him right in the belly button.
08:00Squeal chops.
08:02I mean, you looked at three out of the four corners in our arena here tonight.
08:05You're going to see.
08:06Someone's purse.
08:07You're going to see bodies flying all over.
08:09I mean, Finlay and Newman still doing the worst to one another here.
08:13Oh, and he's got a jacket.
08:15He's got a jacket for one of our damn fans.
08:17Jacket off.
08:19Well, yeah, certainly someone's got it here.
08:22There it is.
08:23He's got the jacket off.
08:25Everyone's belongings are just scattered everywhere.
08:33This is one of the most technical matches I've ever seen in my life.
08:35Technical masterpiece.
08:37Well, it's technically something.
08:40Oh, God.
08:40Oh, God by the Japanese boot now.
08:43He's set Horomo face first into it here.
08:48Right up there with Macho Man and Steamboat.
08:52It's going down as a classic.
08:55Oh, he's clueless on how to use chairs, too.
08:58No, no, no, no.
08:59Oh, my.
09:00Oh, my.
09:00Oh, my.
09:14Chaos, chaos, chaos.
09:16Gentlemen, it's hard to figure out what the hell we have to say here.
09:19Marty.
09:20Sorry.
09:20Marty's not even trying anymore.
09:21Marty's giving up.
09:22And I don't exactly blame him.
09:24We've got over five minutes now.
09:26I blame him.
09:27Look, that man just lost an ankle.
09:29Oh, no.
09:30Well, this brawl throughout Centering Ascendai tonight, this is absolutely incredible.
09:43Oh, there is no stopping Callum Newman right now.
09:48I wish you guys could see the dude sitting on the edge over here.
09:51He just does not give a damn.
09:52He's actually picking his nose.
09:54He is.
09:55Look.
09:57Good nose.
09:59All right.
09:59Now, what's going on here?
10:01Great O'Connor.
10:04Uh-oh.
10:05This steel chair.
10:05And this has gone on far too long.
10:07We've got to do something about this.
10:09Something's got to end here.
10:11Oh, back to the skull pressure.
10:21Stinky claw.
10:21Stinky claw.
10:22Stinky claw.
10:26Well, and finally, we can have a wrestling match.
10:28The belt sounds.
10:29Oh, wow.
10:30Callum Newman and Kato here.
10:32And we're going to try and put the pieces back together at ringside.
10:35Now, this has been absolutely uncharacteristic of Callum Newman over the course of the year.
10:40Callum Newman challenges once for the world title against Soroky Goto.
10:43And all of a sudden, thinks that he's already somebody around here.
10:46Yeah, he thinks it's, uh...
10:48Oh, wow.
10:49That will take nothing away from Newman, from J-A-Y.
10:52These men have been putting the pieces together all throughout.
10:55Oh, kicked his teeth out.
10:56Cover here off the PK.
10:59Oh, and by the beard.
11:01By the beard.
11:05Callum Newman.
11:07Excalibur right through the spine.
11:10Come on, come on, come on, come on.
11:11And a cover here for Newman.
11:12No way.
11:13It's done.
11:14Wow.
11:15Wow.
11:16Wow.
11:18And then Callum's not done here, gentlemen.
11:24And for what purpose?
11:27What good does this serve?
11:30For him, I think it serves a lot of good purpose.
11:33Uh-oh, he's got a chair.
11:36Oh, no, no, no.
11:37What are we doing here?
11:39Callum.
11:39Callum, come on, man.
11:43Oh, no.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:45What is it?
11:46Wait, Gato, Gato.
11:47Man, David Finley.
11:49Oh, he's got the shillelagh.
11:50I can't believe I'm going to say this, but thank God for David Finley hitting ringside
11:57right now.
12:05David Finley has something to say here.
12:08He figured out how to use a chair.
12:10Hey, where the hell do you boys think you're going, huh?
12:14Here's the thing, Callum.
12:15I know for a fact you've been running your mouth talking some shit that you and that homeless
12:21looking man you call a partner want a rematch against me and Hiromu.
12:26Well, you got my attention now.
12:29Do you want a rematch?
12:30You've got it.
12:32We'll see you bitches in Kumamoto.
12:40Have you forgotten who you're dealing with?
12:50Who he is.
12:51Have you forgotten?
12:52Hold up.
12:53Have you forgotten?
12:54Wait a minute.
12:55Where'd I go?
12:56Hey?
12:57He goes soft.
12:58You soft bitch.
13:00Oh, there is a lot of fire coming out of United Empire right now in a way that I don't know
13:07if we've ever seen.
13:08Be my guest.
13:09They're saying bad words.
13:10Be my guest.
13:11Bad words.
13:13David Finley and Hiromu Takahashi manage to eliminate Callum Newman and Great Okan from
13:19this year's World Tag League.
13:20But on the World Tag League final night in Kumamoto, United Empire won their rematch.
13:26We might be getting it on December 14th.
13:29They almost compacted Gato from his head.
13:33Or something.
13:38Oh, good God.
13:52I would not want to beat United Empire with a pissed off David Finley and Hiromu Takahashi
13:57like this.
13:58We're going to move right in, wrestling fans, to our semi-main event tonight.
14:01It is hogtie versus TMDK.
14:04Hogtie?
14:05Hogtie.
14:07I thought you said hogtie.
14:10That's that Oklahoma in your head.
14:12Yeah, it might be.
14:14Hogtie?
14:15Hogtie.
14:15Hogtie.
14:16Oh.
14:17Hogtie.
14:18Hogtie.
14:19Hogtie.
14:20Hogtie.
14:21Hogtie.
14:22Hogtie.
14:23Hogtie.
14:24Hogtie.
14:25Hogtie.
14:26Hogtie.
14:27Hogtie.
14:28Hogtie.
14:29Hogtie.
14:30Hogtie.
14:31Hogtie.
14:32Hogtie.
14:33Hogtie.
14:34Hogtie.
14:35Hogtie.
14:36Hogtie.
14:37Hogtie.
14:38Hogtie.
14:39Hogtie.
14:40Hogtie.
14:41Hogtie.
14:42Hogtie.
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