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00:00I
00:30Well, we were scheduled to see Dick Togo in action here tonight,
00:41but I guess Dick Shogo is going to have to work here tonight.
00:44This is Dick Togo II, as he has been officially billed
00:48throughout this year's World Tag League Tournament.
00:50Dick Togo, the original, away on quote-unquote business,
00:54whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
00:55Well, meanwhile, I think Chase Owens is picking up business
00:59with his child over here in the front row.
01:02And that is not unlike Chase Owens.
01:04Don Fall 8, Evil, Dick Togo II, and Yujiro Takahashi,
01:09the clown car is emptied here tonight on World Tag League Night 16.
01:13The
01:16Young Corner, House of Torture,
01:212代ē®, Dick Togo,
01:27the Tokyo Pimps,
01:30Takashi Yujiro,
01:34Lone Star Outlaw,
01:36Chase Owens,
01:38It is your never open weight champion Evil scheduled to take Aaron Wolf to school.
02:06We are going to see if Aaron Wolf can manage to topple Evil coming up January 4th in the Tokyo Dome.
02:36What is the Yusho tag team of Yuya Uemura and Shota Uemura?
02:52I have been told that Yusho is translating to victory.
03:16Well, if there is any man in this sport who has known a lot about victory, it is the multiple-time IWGP Heavyweight Champion, multiple-time G1 Climax winner,
03:28and the man that we will all say goodbye to when all is said and done, January 4th, 2026,
03:34newly announced a sold-out Tokyo Dome for WrestleKingdom 20, courtesy of New Japan Pro Wrestling.
03:43Murashima Katsuya!
03:48And the final kohai, the final junior for Hiroshi Tanahashi, Katsu Morishima hits the ring.
03:56Thank you so much.
03:58Thank you!
04:02Fire-tall.
04:03A lot of things to sell for Toroyano, but everyone to sell out on championship gold recently stole
04:32back that never open weight six-man tag team title from Evil.
04:36Uemura Yuya!
04:42Raphuneck, Umino Shota!
04:54In the end of the last six games, TANASHI HIROSHI!
05:04And wrestling fans, we are getting set for ten-man tag team competition here on the evening.
05:16Horoshi Tanahashi, Toroyano, Katya Morishima, Shota Umino and Yuya Uemura take on...
05:22Oh, it feels like the entirety of the clown car emptying out.
05:25House of Torture has hit the ring.
05:28And wrestling fans, I do want to be enjoying here tonight.
05:32All right, one of my favorite tag teams in pro wrestling today, Monster Sauce, Alex Zane and Lance Archer.
05:37What up, man?
05:38Hey, I can't believe they let us do this again.
05:40They are gluttons for punishment, I guess. They must be.
05:43I'm having a lot of fun here tonight.
05:44We're going to have even more fun now that you two have joined the booth.
05:47And it is, well, House of Torture that likes to take the fun out of everything.
05:52Going to be competing in ten-man tag action tonight.
05:54How many fun suckers?
05:55Ten-man, okay, that's what I was going to ask.
05:57Ten-man.
05:58Looked like 422.
05:59Looked like the Don Carlos family all in one ring.
06:01Oh, whoa.
06:02Not as handsome, though.
06:04Well, no, I'm not in there, so, yeah.
06:06Yeah.
06:07You do have Tanah in there, though, so he's a pretty good-looking dude.
06:11He's carrying.
06:12He's carrying the handsome boat.
06:14Ikiman.
06:15Look at that young lion's looking pretty handsome, Katya Morishima.
06:18He's got something to him.
06:19I'll agree to disagree.
06:21Well, Alex Zane, tell me how handsome Chase Owens is.
06:24Oh, my.
06:25Look out.
06:26I mean, look at him.
06:27Cheeky Chase?
06:28Huh?
06:29Cheeky Chase?
06:30At least he trimmed his beard down.
06:31He's still got those damn boots on.
06:33The China boots?
06:34The China leather.
06:35Gentlemen, we can't keep this going.
06:37The China.
06:38I'm not keeping it going.
06:39I didn't put the Chinese leather.
06:41You asked.
06:42I asked about, you know, never mind.
06:44Okay, you're right.
06:45I brought myself here.
06:46Okay.
06:47All right.
06:48Here we go.
06:49Let's get fired up.
06:50One fall, 30-minute time limit.
06:53And something tells me we're not going to need that 30-minute distance, but we're going to see here tonight.
06:57Shota Umino goes one-on-one with Chase Owens to kick things off on the evening.
07:02I would just stomp his foot right off the bat.
07:04Do they put you way over here because they're worried, like, the Spanish announce table would get broken?
07:09I think it's because I'm 6'6", but I think that's a whole other ball of wax.
07:14You're 6'6".
07:15Guess what I am.
07:16What are you?
07:176'7".
07:18Okay.
07:19Wow.
07:20Well, it is 20-25.
07:21I hate that I said that.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:25I love it.
07:26That has changed the trajectory of my day.
07:28Chase Owens here.
07:29Yeah, not in a good position.
07:32We're going to see if he can find a better one.
07:34That's a better one.
07:35Good arm drag.
07:36Well, Shota Umino and Yuya Umura looking to do the work here tonight on House of Torture.
07:40And, well, everyone goes down except the big man.
07:43The big dog.
07:44Hit him right in his big bald head.
07:47Kick him right in the beard.
07:48There it is.
07:49I thought you were going to say in his big bald head.
07:51Oh, well, I can't speak to the size of those.
07:56Chase being isolated here.
08:01Yeah, it is.
08:02Did he kick in his Chase balls?
08:04Well, we're taking a look at, you know, a lot of individuals right now, gentlemen,
08:08who are trying to find their way onto the Tokyo Dome card January 4th, 2026.
08:13Not to mention New Year dashed the following day, January 5th of Ulta.
08:17And we have officially announced today, by the way, I'm not sure if you've heard,
08:21we have officially sold out the Tokyo Dome.
08:23Again?
08:24Let's go.
08:25Oh, January 4th, 2026.
08:26We'll have no more tickets on sale.
08:28No more?
08:29Yeah, no more tickets.
08:30The only way you're going to be able to see it if you're not in the building
08:32is right here on NJPW World.
08:34And that's why we say, Tana, thank you for the house.
08:37Yeah, well, that's definitely one person that we're thinking, hey.
08:41Maybe Chase.
08:42Yeah, well.
08:43Maybe it's Chase to think for the house.
08:44Well, and that's quite the thing.
08:45I mean, all of these men trying to find their way into the house with a match on the card.
08:49Yu-Yi Lamora has got a couple of Tokyo Dome with some major matches on the card.
08:54And Shota Umino, the same, main event in the Tokyo Dome last year against Zack Sabre Jr.
08:59Toru Yato has already found his way over the card, though.
09:02He'll be defending the Never Openweight six-man tag titles.
09:05Nice.
09:06Against who?
09:07Well, it's a mystery Rambo matchup.
09:09We're celebrating ten years of the Never Six-man tag titles.
09:12They need to put Funky Monstersauce in there.
09:14Oh, wow.
09:15Do not do that to us.
09:17Funky Monstersauce would be perfect.
09:20Oh, now, House of Torture has to come and ruin the fun.
09:24Yujiro Takahashi putting the boot in on Toto Yato here tonight.
09:28And it is Yato and Oleg who had eliminated House of Torture's Evil and Don Fale from this year's world tag.
09:34Certainly still a soft spot to be felt about that.
09:37Is that like a match or two?
09:40Excuse me?
09:43Chase Owens now.
09:44Cheeky Chase.
09:45Cheeky Chase.
09:46Where did that come from?
09:47I don't know. He's Cheeky.
09:48He's in House of Torture.
09:49They're all Cheeky, but he's Chase.
09:50He's Cheeky Chase.
09:51Oh, that's true.
09:52Cheeky Dog.
09:53Oh, watch the boot, Yano.
09:55The oldest trick in the book.
09:57Cheeky Show, Cheeky Evil.
09:59It just makes more sense than Chase.
10:01Cheeky Chase.
10:02Oh, and he twisted that neck from...
10:04Oh, he used the Chinese boots to do it.
10:07Chase Owens now.
10:08Yujiro, rather.
10:09Cover.
10:10Two count.
10:15Gentlemen, we've got a lot left on the card here tonight to look forward to.
10:18And one of the things I can't wait to get your opinions on, your mindset on,
10:21you've definitely spoken your piece already, I believe,
10:23with the Knockout Brothers taking on Gabe Kidd and Yota Tsuji in our main event.
10:27Absolutely.
10:28That's going to be a great, great time, wrestling fans.
10:30You're not going to want to miss that one as 10-man tag action rolls on here.
10:34And Yujiro, combination with a cover here on Yano and a two-count omen.
10:39You know, there are, what, 14, 15 members of House of Torture right now in New Japan Pro Wrestling.
10:44You can make four or five different, never six-man teams to challenge in this Rambo match.
10:49Oh, is that?
10:50We could do a Don Callis family versus House of Torture with the amount of people.
10:53We want a 42-man Rambo.
10:55Rambo.
10:56Two-team Rambo.
10:59Four corners for two of the corners for each team.
11:03I've been under the weight of Fale.
11:08He stood on me like that, surfed on me.
11:12Yeah.
11:13Did you see that?
11:14He was standing on the man.
11:15Yeah, he's surfing.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Why is he surfing?
11:18I don't think he's a surfer, though.
11:20Unless he's just a human surfer.
11:22He's got kind of that sun-bleached beard.
11:25Yeah, I don't think that comes from being on the beach.
11:28Probably from the box.
11:30Well, it is Sho now.
11:34We're going to continue the assault on Toruiano here tonight.
11:38Believe it or not, Sho, one half of your IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions.
11:42Is he?
11:43Yeah, he is.
11:44Sho alongside Doki.
11:45Well, it's not Sho is Doki defending the Junior Tag Team titles at the Tokyo Dome.
11:50Rather, it shows it a four-way number one contender match at the Tokyo Dome.
11:54Because Doki said he didn't want to work on January 4th.
11:57Wow.
11:58It is a big vacation time.
12:00He's busy.
12:01He's got priors.
12:02Is he going to go to the rice bowl?
12:04Well, I hope that's a good question.
12:06Do you know what the rice bowl is?
12:07I do know the rice bowl.
12:08It's awesome.
12:09Oh, Tanahashi.
12:10Here comes Tanahashi.
12:11Boom.
12:12Four-armed shot from the ace.
12:13On the money.
12:14And House of Torture looking to cut the fun down before it even gets started.
12:18Oh, kick him.
12:21There it is.
12:22Nice.
12:23Last year's Tokyo Dome, Tanahashi battled this man in evil in a lumberjack death match.
12:28And we hoped that would be the last we saw of House of Torture, but it looks like House of Torture is going to outlast Tanahashi in New Japan.
12:37Oh, there it is.
12:38Nice.
12:39He slapped Chase in his cheek.
12:41Cheeky Chase.
12:42Yep.
12:43Wow.
12:44Oh, yeah.
12:45This is a good one.
12:47Kind of squisher.
12:48And watch it.
12:49Tanahashi.
12:50Oh.
12:51Cannonball sets out for the cover.
12:52And a two count only.
12:53My ribs still hurt.
12:54Yeah, Lance.
12:55I saw the look in your eye there.
12:56Tanahashi likes to lay those ones in.
12:57Oh.
12:58Oh.
12:59Oh.
13:00Oh.
13:01Oh.
13:02Oh.
13:03Oh.
13:04Oh.
13:05Oh.
13:06Oh.
13:07Oh.
13:08Oh.
13:09Yeah.
13:10With his ass.
13:11A little snug.
13:12And watch the ace now.
13:14Oh.
13:15Oh.
13:16Tripped up here tonight by evil.
13:18So evil.
13:19No, an evil. Yeah, this is classic evil evil
13:24Cheeky Chase and evil evil evil evil evil cheeky chase. I like this shitty show
13:30Don't be gone follow Victor show
13:34Yucky you Joe
13:36Well, it's evil and show now looking to do the work on Tana Hodge
13:43Fighting fire with fire here tonight
13:45Oh
13:47Meanwhile this young lion wants a tag
13:54Gatsy morishima in the red corner gonna make the tag here tonight here comes this young lion
14:00mistake
14:02Don't tag the young lion in at the end of the match. Well, you two have certainly been learning not to attack in young lions recently
14:13As Marash went out
14:15Wealth more of experience underneath them and Zane J had alongside you two. So let's see if Marash would conserve any better
14:21Oh, nice gosh. You hear that one now
14:27And a back elbow for moving up chop to the chest or more scoop
14:33Driven in by Murashima cover
14:39Broke it up
14:41And that's gonna keep the action rolling here tonight on njpw world and catsy morishima looking to put a close in real real soon
14:50He's got it. He's got it. I wouldn't be too certain here
14:54He had it. Yeah, Murashima trying to
14:58We'll get the better of the never open weight champion evil and evil going to do what he does best
15:03Oh
15:05Evil never had his car
15:07It's a fast and furious record
15:08Let's watch cats you morishima here gonna step over that young line with the boston crowd locked in on the never open weight champion
15:14Got it cinched oh
15:16Oh, here comes dick to go to
15:20It's damn disgrace oh no
15:21here gonna step over that young line with the Boston crowd locked in on the
15:26never-opened weight champion. Got it cinched. Uh-oh. Here comes Dick Togo too.
15:33It's damn disgrace. Oh no. Putting the choke in on Katsu Morishima. Now Fale.
15:42No! Grenade! Straight to the jib. Oh an evil. Yeah. He got him in the jib.
15:51What's the jib? That? Google it. Evil. Yeah. Sitting in now. And here's the darkness
15:56scorpion. Darkness scorpion locked in. And that's it. It's over. It's over. We're done.
16:02Why is he still doing it? He didn't hear it. Evil's still holding on now. He's still grabbing
16:09his jib? And he's jib grabbing for sure. Yeah. Katsu Morishima in the worst of ways here right
16:19now. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Man, it's all at the expense of the House of
16:26Torture. Oh, come on now. Evil with that never six-man title. And Torillano rips it away.
16:41Oh, and watch this though. Oh, the clown car is emptied here tonight. What did Sam Hill or
16:50Red Narita and Sonata do it? Should we go up Yano? No. No. Why not? He used to have DVDs. I think he's
17:00streaming everything now. Cave. It's all down. It's on Netflix. It's good one. Yeah.
17:07Hey, that's all. It's all down. It's on Netflix. It's good one. Yeah.
17:09Hey, that's all. If it's bad, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:12He said your jib stinks. Mm, stinky jib.
17:15Ha, ha, ha, ha. He said your jib stinks. Mm, stinky jib.
17:20Hey. Hey, you need to get the title to the next time we go with Sanata and
17:27I, and we won the title for the next time we get on our title.
17:34This is the title for Mr. Kumseo.
17:38Well, this crowd echoing our sentiments here tonight, saying, go home to House of Torture.
17:58That's a state-of-the-art microphone. I think you need to be throwing it around.
18:20That's the same mic they've had since 1972.
18:23Yeah, it was state-of-the-art in 1972.
18:26Well, there is certainly going to be a conversation, gentlemen, about the state of something,
18:31and that's the never-open-away six-man tag team title division.
18:35Evil, Rennerita, and Sonata, the entirety of the house have certainly set their eyes on Yano, Watto, and Yo
18:42after being eliminated from this year's Block A in World Tag League.
18:46And what the hell is Evil doing? He's going to sit in as guest timekeeper for the rest of the night?
18:50Wow. He can't even tell time.
18:53Oh, that never-open-away championship has been beat to shreds by Evil throughout this reign.
19:05And it has been announced for Kumamoto, Evil, Rennerita, and Sonata taking on Toru Yano, Master Watto, and Yo for the never-open-away six-man tag team championship.
19:20That was the law that Evil has laid down here tonight.
19:23We're going to wait for it to be made official by our forces here at NJPW.
19:25We're going to move right on to six-man tag team action coming up here.
19:29We're going to move right on to six-man tag team action coming up here.
19:36We're going to move right on to six-man tag team action coming up here.
19:43We're going to move right on to six-man tag team action coming up here.
19:49We're going to move right on to six-man tag team action coming up here.
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