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Heated Rivalry (2025) Season 1 Episode 2 Olympians
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name going to be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:21Que los forever.
01:23Que los forever.
01:24No.
01:25No.
01:26No.
01:27No.
01:28No.
01:29No.
01:30No.
01:31No.
01:32No.
01:33No.
01:34Good job, give you a head, a golden star, you think you're clever, good luck.
02:04Good job, give you a head, a golden star, you think you're clever, good luck.
02:34Good job, give you a head, a golden star, you think you're clever, good luck.
03:03Good job, give you a head, a golden star, you think you're clever, good luck.
03:15I wish the hope you're elegant, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm sta-
03:46Oh, in spite of everything, I guess that's just what's it, it's a shame.
03:51Nice try, knock it out of the way, good job, just take a fucking hand.
03:58I said I'll see you, you wanna be a, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:05Nice try.
04:08Get out of the way, you're in our way, you're in our way, get lost forever!
04:13Truth or Truth.
04:15Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:44I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
06:50Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:17No, you happen.
09:25No, you happen.
09:31No, you're going here.
09:32Don't worry, you're going to be fine.
09:37No, you're going to trouble.
09:37What is it?
09:38You Guy- real duquel.
09:39Oh, wow, wow.
09:46You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:09Oh, my God.
10:30He's okay.
10:38You think you're okay?
10:59You think you're okay?
11:04You think you're okay?
11:14You think you're okay?
11:16You think you're okay?
11:26You think you're okay?
11:28You think you're okay?
11:29You think you're okay?
11:30You think you're okay?
11:32You think you're okay?
11:44You think you're okay?
11:54You think you're okay?
12:04What the hell are you doing?
12:12What the hell are you doing?
12:23Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:29I will show it now, okay?
12:35You killed me, Lunder. I'm dead.
12:49That was so fucking hot.
12:54You killed me, Lunder. I'm dead.
13:00That was so fucking hot.
13:04Worth the wait.
13:10It's you. It's you. It's you. It's you. It's you.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36All right.
13:40Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:46My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:56I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:27Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease.
14:48This is your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi Russia.
14:58What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:02A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there.
15:24All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Excuse me, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great and so are, Vani, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program, we train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42You guys are up to ask that.
16:44Come on, my son.
16:47I'm sorry.
16:48Come on.
16:49I'm sorry.
16:50Come on.
16:50Come on.
16:52Come on.
16:52Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:22Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I don't want him to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit...
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:02Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:15Yes.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:18Now you go.
18:20Fine.
18:21Fuck.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:25I don't know.
18:26I don't know.
18:27I don't know.
18:28I don't know.
18:29I don't know.
18:30I don't know.
18:31I don't know.
18:32I don't know.
18:33I don't know.
18:34I don't know.
18:35I don't know.
18:36I don't know.
18:37I don't know.
18:38I don't know.
18:39I don't know.
18:40I don't know.
18:41I don't know.
18:42The minister still wants to meet you today.
18:44This evening.
18:45No matter what.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be proud of.
18:52After yesterday.
18:54You won't win.
18:58Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06It's not sad to you.
19:07It's not so sad.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game.
19:12It's not a game.
19:13It's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hope you showed up in the childhood.
19:19I'm playing better than when I was.
19:21Our team is damaged.
19:24The team is not played.
19:25It's played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:30You, captain.
19:31You're doing it played.
19:33You always find someone who's wrong from the childhood.
19:41Who's it to you?
19:42Who's your mother?
19:43Who's your mother?
19:44Who's your mother?
19:45Who's your mother?
19:46Who's your mother?
19:47She doesn't do this.
19:49No, my father.
19:50No, my father.
19:51Mom died.
19:52You remember her mother.
19:53You remember her mother.
19:54You remember her mother.
19:55Where's the mother?
19:56Where's the mother?
19:57Where's the mother?
19:58In Moscow?
19:59Of course.
20:00Where do you remember her mother?
20:05I did he myself.
20:07Where do Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:13Let us know.
20:18We should go to theå± of the evening.
20:24We here to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Are you ready?
20:32Let's go.
20:34Of course, I'm always in the same way.
20:36And everything is always in the military.
20:38And that's what you're going to do.
20:40No, he wasn't in the form.
20:42But Kochev, Kochev, he doesn't stay.
20:44He needs to be Š¾ŃŠ“ŃŃ
ed.
20:46He's got a prize in the United States.
20:48He's got a good job.
20:50He's got a good job.
20:52He's got a good job.
20:54But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
21:00You're not too much.
21:02You're too much talking.
21:04You're too much talking.
21:06You're my angel.
21:08You're too much talking.
21:10Especially when it's about hockey.
21:12Only when we win, Dad.
21:14I'm going to go to the bar.
21:16He needs to be one more cup.
21:20Look how she's got it.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be good if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32No, I'm going to have something interesting.
21:34I'm going to drink.
21:52Dovninko, Ilia.
21:58Dovninko, Sasa.
22:00I think you played well.
22:05I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When you have to blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter.
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You have to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:56I think I have been a good chance to win this year.
22:57I think, you know, the game is a bad chance.
22:59I think you will win this year?
23:00I think you are a bad chance to win this year.
23:01What do you know?
23:02An extra sense.
23:04Well, you're not going to be a bad guy.
23:07You're not going to be a bad guy here.
23:11You're going to be a good guy.
23:13It's the Vostok, and then you can win.
23:16You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18Chicago, not so much earlier.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:25They are good, but too young.
23:28So, you won the Cup of Xenia for a year earlier than I did with San Francisco.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
23:41You'll always be perfect.
23:43You'll need to be perfect.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:52Well, how are you, Sash?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:07I just love this place.
24:11Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14Boys.
24:15It's just a nice place.
24:16Well, the boys.
24:20You're already in the French.
24:21Yeah.
24:22You heard French people.
24:24Yes, Elia?
24:26Well, I'm sorry.
24:27Yes.
24:29My ass.
24:31Boy.
24:32Actually, nothing.
24:33This is nothing you know, and you're not a bad guy.
24:37You're not a bad guy.
24:39You're not a bad guy.
24:39You're not a bad guy.
24:41You're not a bad guy.
24:42You're not a bad guy.
24:44You're not a bad guy.
24:45What do you mean in the answer?
24:50When you were more fun, you were more happy.
24:57You were more...
25:09Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger that you earlier caused earlier.
25:17If you remember, don't change my mind.
25:22We are the children, Sash.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay. Let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:42Okay.
25:46Okay.
25:48Okay.
25:50Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:53Okay.
25:55Okay.
25:56Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:05Okay.
26:06Okay.
26:07Okay.
26:08Okay.
26:09Okay.
26:10Okay.
26:11Okay.
26:12Okay.
26:13Okay.
26:14Okay.
26:15Okay.
26:16Okay.
26:17Okay.
26:18Okay.
26:19Okay.
26:20Okay.
26:21Okay.
26:22Okay.
26:23Okay.
26:24Okay.
26:25Okay.
26:26Okay.
26:27Okay.
26:28Okay.
26:29Okay.
26:30Okay.
26:31Okay.
26:32Okay.
26:33Okay.
26:34Okay.
26:35Okay.
26:36Okay.
26:37Okay.
26:38Okay.
26:39Okay.
26:40Okay.
26:41Okay.
26:42Okay.
26:43Okay.
26:44Well, who's gonna have us have a rule?
26:45Unfortunately, it is.
26:46Fuck you, Hallander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you Swedish in-bred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it, James.
26:54Where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:09Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:17Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:05Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:17I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal, shit show, cock sucking, Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He jumps against Brock Gisley.
29:04It comes all night.
29:07That's an animal!
29:08That's an animal!
29:10That's an animal!
29:11That's an animal!
29:12That's an animal!
29:13That's an animal!
29:14That's an animal!
29:15That's an animal!
29:17That's an animal!
29:29Obviously the question is that...
29:31I'm literally hungry as the top two.
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:39I get the seat for free on what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now...
29:47presenting the Lord Talon Award
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing
30:01is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talon Award
30:31for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:33Thank you so much.
30:46I don't know.
31:16what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six
31:24months you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then
31:29it's for some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
31:35well
31:38i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable
31:45you suck my dick
31:46maybe yes nicely
32:02please
32:10if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that
32:21please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:29and suck my dick please
32:42no
32:49what no
32:51we will go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
32:59and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:08maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:12when did your english get so good
33:17i uh i read the new yorker now
33:21really
33:23no the new yorker is boring
33:25my dad loves it
33:30ah so being boring is genetic wow genetic
33:42let's make a deal if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
33:59good luck coming
34:17you
34:47Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:17You're such an asshole.
35:47What?
35:53It's a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54Good.
36:55No, no.
36:56No, no.
36:57No.
36:59No.
37:00No.
37:04No.
37:05No.
37:06I'll get you behind us.
37:07You'll be right back.
37:07You'll be right back.
37:08I'll be right back.
37:08do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god all in there
37:41fuck
37:55are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:07i need
38:11what you know tell me
38:16you
38:25i need you
38:36you
38:45you
38:47you
39:19So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:47Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:07It's home.
40:10Yeah.
40:11But I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:41Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Goodģ¼.
41:01Never mind.
41:03Good, I understand.
41:12But I will marry you all.
41:14I'll try again.
41:14I'll talk again.
41:15Let's go.
41:45Let's go.
42:15Let's go.
42:45Let's go.
43:15Let's go.
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