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Heated Rivalry Episode 2 - Olympians
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You're born with a suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:21Los forever.
01:23Como hemos logrado,
01:41El día.
01:42I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:51I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:55Good job.
01:57Give you a hand.
01:59A golden star.
02:01You think you're clever.
02:03Good God.
02:05She took a break.
02:07Made a mistake.
02:09Keep me driver.
02:12Que los forever
02:15Que los forever
02:20Que los forever
02:25You think I'm pretty
02:28Go if you wanna take me
02:34I've lost the game tonight
02:36Magic beans, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree at the top of the hill
03:02It's crooked from doing goodbye
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power and your life
03:14You washed up the relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing...
03:26You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You say to scare you
03:40I know most people do
03:42This is the real world
03:44I'm in the middle
03:46Despite everything I guess there's just no city to
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out of the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:05Nice try
04:07Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with
04:30Buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:36They do it to you all the time in Boston
04:38You wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:39Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, don't be weird somewhere else
04:44I'm not even that weird
04:46Whatever you need, Captain
04:48Hey, Hollander
04:49Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:52Yeah
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated and nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:06And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:11He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks, guys
05:36Thanks, guys
05:37You're welcome
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Russ.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get me.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:22It's the land.
09:23It's the land.
09:25It's the land.
09:33Don't worry, but you'll fit.
09:34Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:04Where were you?
10:11Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:42Oh, shit, Mosley.
10:57Is he okay?
11:07It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20I'm not sure how to do this.
11:26It's all right?
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30All right?
11:31Oh, my God.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:36Oh, my God.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:40Oh, my God.
11:42Oh, my God.
11:44Are you...
11:54Oh, God, hold her.
12:03What the hell?
12:09No, the bed's all dirty.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32We'll show it now, okay?
12:39You killed me, Wander. I'm dead.
13:00That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:10It's you.
13:15It's you.
13:18It's you.
13:21It's you.
13:23I should go.
13:31So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:35Oh, right.
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:57My father, yes.
13:59Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:15Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:18Don't fuck yourself, bro.
14:20Such a good drink.
14:24Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian Mets hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov.
15:06Chosen as his country's captain.
15:12Je déboule dans Paris
15:19Piedre qui roule de la cigarre à la fournie
15:27Le cœur encore endormi
15:31All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Hey.
15:40Holy fuck. Can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice. They fucking lost Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah. It was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me.
15:51That's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55See what I say this year, baby? We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:24What do you mean?
16:27Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:54Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:24Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54I'm not here.
17:55Go sit down.
17:57We-
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now will you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23What the fuck?
18:37You need to meet with me.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tonight,
18:45regardless of what you want.
18:47This is a honor for me.
18:49You must be a honor for me.
18:51After yesterday,
18:53you won...
18:57Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:07Not sad, my father.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I play.
19:21Our guards are damaged, the team is not played.
19:25It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:37Who's your mother?
19:39Who's your mother?
19:41Who's your mother?
19:43Who's your mother?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She's not able to do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:55Mom died.
19:57Mom died.
19:59You remember?
20:00I was in your head.
20:01Where's Polina?
20:02Where's Polina?
20:03In Moscow?
20:04Of course.
20:05We need to go.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:07Where's Polina?
20:08Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:10Of course.
20:11Of course.
20:12We need to go.
20:13We need to go.
20:14We need to go.
20:16We want to go.
20:17We need to go.
20:18That would be the night.
20:19That's what he can do here.
20:21That's why I could have a meeting with the minister.
20:23Yeah.
20:28Ready?
20:29Let's go.
20:30Come.
20:31Of course, he always has a lot of people.
20:34We have a little bit of the house.
20:35And all of him is always trying to get onto the house.
20:37But then, what's he going to do with you?
20:39He was going to get on.
20:40No, he's not in the form.
20:41No, Kojiw went on.
20:42It's time for Tom to stay, he needs to rest, he needs to stay in America, he needs to be good, he needs to be good, he's too good for us, it's a problem with leadership, it's always a problem, leadership, he's too good for us, he's too good for us.
21:04Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:07Ты же мой ангел, ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь, особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:13Только когда мы выигрываем, папа. Я веду Лью в бар, ему явно нужно еще один бокал.
21:21Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24С самого детства? Спасибо.
21:26Я ангел, было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:30Я хочу выпить.
21:32Мне было бы я ей что-то поинтереснее.
21:51Давненько, Илья.
21:57Давненько, Саша.
22:02Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:06Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:09Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился от этого избежать.
22:15Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:18Когда ясно, что стоит обращать внимание.
22:21В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:24Не имеет.
22:26Почему ты так решила? Мой отец…
22:28Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:31Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:35И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:40Правда?
22:41Да, правда.
22:42Ханты и адмиры не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:45Нью-Джерси не пройдут через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:49Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:52В этом году?
22:53Да?
22:54В этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митка травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:01Она экстрессанс.
23:03А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:06Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:10Туши.
23:12Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить…
23:14Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:17На Чикаго, не то что раньше.
23:20В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:23И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:27Так ты и выиграешь кубок сцены на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:35Нет, спасибо, мне пора спать.
23:37Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:40Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:42Верно.
23:43Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:46Увидимся в Востоке.
23:48Пока, папа.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03О, там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы – это палбашки.
24:13Девушки – просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики…
24:20Ну…
24:22Ты же видел французских про них?
24:25Да, Илья?
24:26Илья?
24:32Боже…
24:34Вообще я ничего.
24:37Ты не уходишь, как они.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не флиртуешь в ответе.
24:45Раньше…
24:46Раньше…
24:51Ты был веселее…
24:56Помнишь?
24:57Илья?
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:16Если память меня не изменяет.
25:18Илья?
25:22Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно?
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:41Ладно.
25:51Я найду вечеринку.
25:54Окей.
25:55Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рад тебя видеть.
26:07Поехали куда-нибудь.
26:24Попробуй.
26:26Попробуй.
26:28Попробуй.
26:30Попробуй.
26:32Попробуй.
26:34О, ка-как...
26:38Попробуй ов!.
26:39есть миллион-как.
26:41Ахей!
26:42-
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:17Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Great fuckings.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:24I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48Well, that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03And obviously, it comes on.
29:05I'm literally hungry as he talked to us.
29:34Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:53But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:33I will text them to you.
31:03Well, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:02What the fuck do you want from me?
32:07Huh?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ass nicer than that.
32:20Please get on your knees
32:26On this filthy bathroom floor
32:29And suck my dick
32:31Please
32:34No
32:45What?
32:50No
32:53We'll go back to our seats
32:55Watch the rest of this boring show
32:57And then go to boring party after
33:01And then, when you have been waiting all night
33:05You'll come back to my hotel room
33:07And I will maybe
33:10Maybe
33:11Do more than just suck your dick
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I read the New Yorker now
33:21Really?
33:24No
33:24The New Yorker is boring
33:25My dad loves it
33:29Ah
33:31So being boring is genetic
33:34Wow
33:35Genetic
33:37Let's make a deal
33:43If you win MVP tonight
33:46I will blow you
33:47Fuck you
33:48Whatever you want
33:49And if you win
33:53And if you win
33:53Good luck to me
34:12I'll be fine
34:14Yeah
34:19I'll be fine
34:19And if I have a정
34:20I'll be fine
34:20I'll be fine
34:21I have to
34:21I'll be fine
34:22And if I can
34:23I'll be fine
34:23I'll be fine
34:24How many people are going
34:24To me
34:25I'm fine
34:26I'll be fine
34:27But if I can
34:27Don't be fine
34:28No
34:28I'll be fine
34:29I'll be fine
34:29I'll be fine
34:30I'll be fine
34:30This is not a great thing, right?
34:32You all lined up, huh?
34:34Special assistant, you're in Alaska.
34:36I'll draw the line.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:30What?
35:31Just a lot of windows.
35:36What?
35:37Just a lot of windows.
35:42What?
35:43Just a lot of windows.
35:48Good.
35:49Good.
35:50Now get on the bed.
35:52Good.
35:53Now get on the bed.
35:54Good.
35:55Good.
35:56Good.
35:57Now get on the bed.
35:58Good.
35:59Good.
36:00Good.
36:01Good.
36:02Good.
36:03Good.
36:04Good.
36:05Good.
36:06Good.
36:07Good.
36:08Good.
36:09Good.
36:10Good.
36:11Good.
36:12Good.
36:13Good.
36:14Good.
36:15Good.
36:16Good.
36:17Good.
36:18Good.
36:19Good.
36:20Good.
36:21Good.
36:22Good.
36:23Good.
36:24This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:54No, no, no.
37:24Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my god, Hollander.
37:41Oh my god, Hollander.
37:41Fuck.
37:41Fuck.
37:54Fuck.
37:55Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:07We will see.
38:10I need...
38:11What?
38:14You know.
38:15Tell me.
38:16I need you.
38:18I need you.
38:22I need you.
38:26I need you.
38:26I need you.
38:37I need you.
38:42I need you.
38:43I need you.
39:18So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:41Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
40:57Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Lord.
41:01You hear me?
41:01Come on.
41:01Bye.
41:01I should have.
41:03Bye.
41:03Bye.
41:19Bye.
41:20Bye.
41:21Bye.
41:22Let's go.
41:52Let's go.
42:22Let's go.
42:52Let's go.
43:22Let's go.
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