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00:00F.O.Y.A.R. F.O.Y.A.R.
00:07How many times have you been told in the morning when I'm a Chalky Mentor?
00:11First of all, don't show me.
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00:44Why did you keep the head like a house like a house?
00:48I don't keep the head like a house. What do I do madam?
00:50I'm insulted my insults.
00:52What's the matter? My fault is that I'll show them in the morning.
00:56Madam, it's a lot of trouble.
00:58Now, if you get one chance,
01:00if you get one chance,
01:02I'll play such a band.
01:04Keep it calm.
01:06We are a good friend.
01:09We can say the power of the power,
01:12but we can't say anything.
01:14Oh!
01:16Rondarbudhiyya,
01:18Niruparoy.
01:20Now go and put a sweater,
01:22and put a sweater, and put a sweater.
01:26Madam, madam, madam.
01:28Oh, you're going to go inside.
01:30Madam, I don't want to go.
01:32No, no, no.
01:34Puttan, puttan,
01:36Lalitpurwale is our name.
01:38Oh, Kanpurwale.
01:40No, you're going to go.
01:42You're going to go.
01:44No, you're going to go.
01:46Madam, we came from Lalitpur to the world
01:48to the world.
01:50And our situation is
01:52called the Pabllo producer Chhansi.
01:54And we signed the hero too.
01:56Oh, my God!
01:59Oh, my God!
02:00You're going to be a hero.
02:02And he was a little bit of a pundit.
02:07The four of us,
02:08the fumble, the fumble, the fumble, the fumble, the fumble.
02:12Give me the fumble.
02:15Get out of here.
02:20Tell me, what are you going to get on, sit down.
02:22Madam, we are very happy that we are going to become a hero by pulling the rug.
02:26Madam, then we have to say that
02:28we will do a workshop before shooting starts.
02:32That means, we will live in the film, we will live in the film.
02:37We will make it like that.
02:38Then the shooting will start.
02:41So madam, we have come here and signed the contract with Prada.
02:46But madam, that was...
02:51Oh, there is no benefit from crying here.
02:55Madam, there is no difference between the eyes and eyes.
02:57Because madam, one number of people...
02:59I mean, one number of people...
03:02I mean, there is a lot of pain.
03:06Don't tell me.
03:08That's what I understand madam.
03:09That we have made our own clothes.
03:12And madam, the name of the film was Naukar.
03:16And madam, we were playing Naukar as a hero.
03:19And madam, we have become Naukar.
03:24And that day, we say that we are going to work.
03:27Now madam, tell us what we are going to do.
03:30Tell us, who is the producer?
03:32Hey!
03:34Excuse me!
03:36Are you here?
03:37Hey!
03:38Hey!
03:39Hey!
03:40Hey!
03:41You had written a report.
03:42Produced by Pappaloo, producer.
03:44Pulled real!
03:45Hey!
03:46Producer!
03:47Why are you working on this?
03:49You're working on your house?
03:50You're a father's house!
03:52Madam, the truth is that our film's name is Naukar.
03:57I'm going to leave you there.
03:58Produced by Pappaloo, producer.
04:01He has signed a contract.
04:03Until the workshop is finished,
04:06he will become a Naukar.
04:08So, he can keep the role properly.
04:10Produced by Pappaloo, producer.
04:12I'm going to do that.
04:14Are you?
04:15Yes, ma'am.
04:16Oh!
04:17No!
04:18No!
04:19No!
04:20No!
04:21No!
04:22No!
04:23No!
04:24No!
04:25No!
04:26No!
04:27No!
04:28No!
04:29No!
04:30No!
04:31No!
04:32No!
04:35No!
04:36The truth is,
04:37that the people aren't really well and sweet
04:39are able to meet a career today,
04:40that's why we have the idea
04:42that those boys who are being heroes
04:44are being made
04:46of the obligatory
04:47and present their career
04:48to work with them.
04:50But we won't do that.
04:51Don't tell you.
04:52Gobe.
04:53What's wrong with Mama?
04:54Put the towel on the towel
04:56and put it in the towel
04:57and put the towel around
04:58and we'll paint it again.
04:59You can't even,
05:00And you, stupid, you need to come to this film and producer's place.
05:07You're going to be a hero. You're going to be a hero material.
05:13You're going to give Bappi Larry complex.
05:22Madam, if you give me my 7 days, you're going to teach my head
05:27In my mind, there's an idea in my mind.
05:31What do you mean by my life?
05:34I mean, the idea is your only one.
05:38You're going to come down to the table.
05:40I'm going to come.
05:44You!
05:45You, in my head,
05:48peacing and peacing and peacing.
05:52Of course, of course, peacing.
05:55Oh, my God.
05:57Yeah, yeah.
05:58It's going to be a encounter.
05:59Okay, okay.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Sir, have you ever seen your face in the eyes?
06:05What a bad-tumizy.
06:07Huh?
06:08Sir, do you work.
06:09You're going to take your head.
06:11This is something more than you guys.
06:13Don't be angry, sir.
06:14Don't be angry.
06:15Don't be angry.
06:16Don't be angry.
06:17Don't be angry.
06:18Don't be angry.
06:20Don't be angry.
06:21Don't be angry.
06:22Don't be angry.
06:23I mean,
06:24Chandra Mukhi Ji made my love letter.
06:26Hey!
06:27You want to read the letter, sir?
06:29He will also be written.
06:31He will also post it, sir.
06:33But not on your address.
06:34On your other address.
06:35Confusion.
06:36What do you mean?
06:37I mean, sir,
06:38that you are the one that you can't see in Madam Chashni.
06:42Good party!
06:43Hey!
06:44Hey!
06:45Hey!
06:46Hey!
06:47Hey!
06:48Hey!
06:49Hey!
06:50Hey!
06:51What's wrong with me?
06:52What's wrong with me?
06:53After all,
06:54I'm also short, fair and handsome.
06:55Teddy bear is sweet.
06:57What's wrong with me?
06:58Right, sir.
07:00You're all right.
07:01You're all right.
07:02You're all right.
07:03But you're not those.
07:04Huh?
07:05Who?
07:06What's wrong with you?
07:08That's the one that you mean?
07:09That, sir.
07:10That's the one who is the maid.
07:12I don't know what you are doing.
07:14I don't know what you are going to be a film star or a hero.
07:18Maybe a Nepali film is going to be a hero.
07:20But Madam needs a hero or a film star.
07:24Madam, those films will be prepared for a girl to become a girl.
07:30What are you doing?
07:32Chandra Mukhi Ji and all these?
07:34He is so strict and disciplined with a film star.
07:38I don't know everything.
07:40Don't mind, sir. Don't mind.
07:42But if you want to see it from your eyes,
07:44then you will see yourself in Chalki.
07:46But in the past, this shooting is going on a Bhojpuri film, sir.
07:49Kamariya Challa Uchhal Gaya Lalla.
07:52His hero is Charrayadav.
07:54Madam has invited him to Chalki.
07:57You will see yourself,
07:59Madam, who are film stars?
08:01She loves Charrayadav.
08:03She is mad about Charrayadav.
08:07Who is this Charrayadav?
08:09Mhahaha.
08:10Mhahaha.
08:11Chulgriya.
08:16Come on!
08:17Chalki.
08:20Chalki.
08:21Chalki.
08:22Mh!
08:23Mhh.
08:24Mhahaha.
08:25Shavdhan,
08:27Bhojpuri cinema superstar,
08:29Charrayadav, Awadbani.
08:35Oh my god!
08:41Charrayadav,
08:43I have been so proud of you
08:45that Ganga is the governor
08:47Tuhaar Choliar,
08:49and our own hero.
08:51Charrayadav has come.
08:53Please give me an autograph.
08:55When you rock your arms
08:59around me
09:01Are you watching, sir?
09:03How are you watching?
09:05I think she's gone mad, sir.
09:15Kashmat police inspector
09:17is a hero, isn't it?
09:19A Nepali film is a hero,
09:21sir.
09:23Actually, but there's no problem.
09:25I can become a hero now, sir.
09:27Sir, I know a producer,
09:29so I'll meet you.
09:31He'll become a hero, sir.
09:33And once you've become a hero,
09:35then madam, you're killed.
09:37Thank you, thank you.
09:45What's the matter, madam?
09:47Hey, you!
09:49Where are you from?
09:51Who are you from?
09:53Listen, over actors.
09:55For two weeks,
09:57go out for two weeks.
09:58Sir,
09:59sir, you've got to watch
10:00this samosa
10:01and you've got to watch
10:02all of us.
10:03Okay, man.
10:04What's your job?
10:05What's your job?
10:06What's your job?
10:07Hey, Paplu, producer.
10:09What are you doing?
10:11All right, madam.
10:12Produced by Paplu, producer.
10:14Come here, sir.
10:15Come here, come here.
10:16Come here, come here.
10:17Come here, sir.
10:18Come here, come here.
10:19I've called him to the producer,
10:20but he'll come here.
10:21Okay.
10:22Oh, he's coming here.
10:23Sir, hello, hello.
10:25Sir, this is the famous producer
10:27Paplu.
10:28And, sir, this is the guy
10:30I've told you, sir.
10:32I want to make a hero.
10:35You can do it, right?
10:37Huh?
10:38Fight.
10:39Fight, sir.
10:40You have to fight in the film.
10:41It's a whole fight sequence.
10:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:43So, you need to fight, sir.
10:44Fight and show it.
10:45Yeah, yeah.
10:46Why not?
10:49Done, done, done.
10:50Very good, very good.
10:52You will be the hero of my film.
10:54Come on.
10:55But before that,
10:56you will have to train you.
10:58When you are in the training,
11:00I will launch you.
11:01Produced by Paplu, producer.
11:03Yes!
11:04Come on, sign this contract.
11:06Sir.
11:07How do I sign this?
11:08I'll read the contract first.
11:09Yes!
11:12What?
11:13Yes, what do I write in the contract?
11:15What's the sign?
11:16Sir?
11:17Madam, don't worry.
11:18You won't be confident
11:19that sir,
11:20like a Bondy-like man,
11:21he's going to be a hero.
11:23Oh, ma.
11:24Yes, my God.
11:25I don't believe.
11:27I can also become a hero.
11:29Eh, ah.
11:30Hero!
11:31Sir, hero!
11:33Sir, hero!
11:36Sir, I've opened up my car,
11:38and told me that
11:40the girl's star,
11:42the person's star,
11:43the girl's star,
11:44the girl's star,
11:45the girl's star,
11:46the girl's star.
11:47What's the star?
11:48I'm not ready to sign the contract.
11:49Who?
11:50Who?
11:51Who is ready to sign the contract?
11:53Yes, sir.
11:54What do you do?
11:57Very good.
12:00Come on.
12:01Come on.
12:02Come on.
12:03Come on.
12:04Come on.
12:05Where?
12:06My house.
12:07Yes.
12:08Hero!
12:09Who?
12:10Who?
12:11Who?
12:12Aful producer.
12:13You're the main lead,
12:14you're the main lead,
12:15that's what you're playing with.
12:16You're the main role.
12:17You have to work in my home.
12:19What?
12:21Workshop.
12:22Training.
12:23You're the hero, right?
12:25You're the character.
12:27Lead role, sir.
12:28Yes, lead role.
12:29Come on, come on.
12:31Yes.
12:32Yeah.
12:33Hero!
12:35Whoa!
12:36Whoa!
12:37Whoa!
12:38Whoa!
12:39F.I.R.
12:48Inspector Raj are here!
12:50Let's go!
12:52Dummies!
12:55I don't know.
12:56I don't have face value.
12:57Oh!
12:58Uncle!
13:00Oh!
13:01Register.
13:02Yes, sir.
13:03Sir.
13:04You are like Mundu.
13:05Sir.
13:06How are you doing in acting workshop?
13:08If you need some tips,
13:09tell me that I'm working in Ramlila.
13:12Do you like Ramlila?
13:14Huh?
13:15Do you understand more, Uncle?
13:16Sorry.
13:19Two hours ago,
13:20I ordered tea.
13:21It takes a lot of time.
13:22It takes a lot of time.
13:23It takes a lot of time.
13:24It takes a lot of time.
13:25It takes a lot of time.
13:26Chai!
13:27Chai!
13:28Chai!
13:29Chai!
13:30Chai!
13:31Chai!
13:32Sir.
13:33You are, sir.
13:34Huh?
13:35I don't know what I'm doing at work.
13:37Sir, what do I do at work?
13:38Sir, how are you going to work?
13:39I'm going to work shop.
13:41Don't take a lot of work shop.
13:43That's the producer.
13:44He's taking a lot of work shop.
13:46He's taking a lot of work shop.
13:48He's taking a lot of work shop.
13:49He's washing me from the night.
13:51He's washing my hands.
13:52He's washing my hands.
13:53One thing.
13:54He's washing my hands.
13:55He's washing my hands.
13:56He's washing my hands.
13:57He's washing my hands.
13:58Sir!
13:59Sir, I can't believe that you are going to be a star.
14:03Sir!
14:04Sir, please give me a photo.
14:05So that I can tell everyone that this is the star person.
14:10Super star, Raj Aryan.
14:12My friends.
14:13Please, sir.
14:14Sir, photo.
14:15Yes.
14:16Come on.
14:17Come on.
14:18Come on.
14:19Come on.
14:20Welcome.
14:21What are you doing?
14:22What are you doing?
14:23What are you doing here?
14:24What are you doing at home?
14:25What are you doing at home?
14:26I'm going to call you.
14:27Your brother.
14:28Come on.
14:29Mr. Raj, I'm here.
14:31There's a workshop.
14:32There's a training.
14:34You're being a hero.
14:36Yes.
14:37Yes.
14:38You're being angry.
14:39Yes.
14:40Yes.
14:41Let's go.
14:42Let's go.
14:43Let's go.
14:44Let's go.
14:45Let's go.
14:46Let's go.
14:47Let's go.
14:48Maat
14:59It doesn't matter.
15:00I can't do that.
15:01No.
15:02I can't.
15:03I can't do that.
15:04No.
15:05No.
15:06No.
15:07No.
15:08No.
15:09No.
15:10No.
15:11No.
15:12No.
15:13No.
15:14No.
15:15No.
15:17No, no, no.
15:17I'll give you a bag.
15:19I'll give you a bag.
15:21I'll give you a bag.
15:23I'll give you a bag.
15:25I'll give you a bag.
15:27What?
15:29Sir, don't you?
15:31I think Sir, I'm crazy.
15:33I'm crazy.
15:35I'm crazy.
15:37I'm crazy.
15:39This is crazy.
15:41Let me kill.
15:43No, sir.
15:45I'll give you a pistol.
15:51Sir.
15:53Sir.
15:55Sir.
15:57Sir.
15:59Sir.
16:01Sir.
16:03Sir.
16:05Sir.
16:07Sir.
16:09Sir.
16:11Sir.
16:13Sir.
16:15Sir.
16:17Sir.
16:19Sir.
16:21Sir.
16:23Sir.
16:25Sir.
16:27Sir.
16:29Sir.
16:31Sir.
16:33Sir.
16:35Sir.
16:37Sir.
16:39Sir.
16:41Sir.
16:43Sir.
16:45Sir.
16:47Sir.
16:49Sir.
16:50Sir.
16:51Sir.
16:53Sir.
16:54Sir.
16:55Sir.
16:56Yes.
16:57Sir.
16:58Sir.
16:59Sir.
17:00I'm going to kill you.
17:01I'm going to kill you.
17:02Please, I'm going to kill you.
17:05Okay, I'm going to do it. Excuse me.
17:07No problem.
17:08Sir, I...
17:09Yes.
17:10Keep it.
17:13Yes, I'm alive.
17:17Yes, Chandramukhzhi.
17:18I was surprised that there is something dark in the leaves.
17:20But here is the whole dark in the leaves.
17:22Bloody hell.
17:25The drama you were doing with me,
17:27the answer was my drama.
17:29Okay.
17:30Tell me, Chandramukhzhi.
17:32Tell me.
17:33Why did you do this with me?
17:35Why did I want to go away from Chalki and go out?
17:38Tell me.
17:39You owe me an explanation.
17:40Sir, I'm giving you an explanation.
17:42Pulled Reel.
17:44Sir, this is.
17:45A few days ago,
17:46I got a phone from eight quarters.
17:49What did I say?
17:50It's like a police camp.
17:52In which police...
17:54Since police is public servant,
17:56then the servant will test the police.
17:59I want to behave like a servant type.
18:01For public.
18:02Okay?
18:03So that the public has convinced that
18:04yes, police is public servant.
18:06And sir, I thought that you are
18:08nicely brought up from good family rich.
18:11No, like them.
18:12Rissi Kapoor.
18:15Drink in the hand type of man.
18:17Oh, oh.
18:18So, sir.
18:19I thought that you are
18:20first of all,
18:21we are training here.
18:22So, sir,
18:23no,
18:24I am paralysed.
18:25We are not saying
18:26public servant,
18:27we do not do that.
18:28We are not to do the servent
18:30as a servant type.
18:31So,
18:32to save you from embarrassment,
18:33I will do everything.
18:35You are
18:37that you are
18:38a good.
18:39Awesome.
18:40Great.
18:41Chandra Monghi Ji,
18:42you really are
18:44not the worst
18:45of your heart
18:46in my heart,
18:47just to say
18:48a fuck of me.
18:50Sir, chingali na, chandramugi wo aag hai, jo achche achcho par padtih hai.
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