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00:01F.I.R. F.I.R.
00:12F.I.R.
00:14F.I.R.
00:24F.I.R.
00:29F.I.R.
00:31ya non-based is spelled in a baggy table
00:33no one has to come out here
00:35madam, we are here to make a record
00:37we have to make a record...
00:39what happened?
00:41anyone has been sold your tomato
00:43or someone has been sold your vinda
00:45no, it's not a tree
00:47ohhhh
00:49he's a baby, a lady
00:51a baby
00:53how are you?
00:55pretty good
00:57oh, it's been 11 months
00:59What happened, Kalender?
01:00I...
01:01...I was blown away from the head.
01:03Two.
01:04Madam, what is that my name is Puttan Pradhesi, I'm a vegetable.
01:07I'm a vegetable.
01:08I'm a vegetable.
01:10Madam, we're eating a vegetable in Timurkan Tola.
01:14I'm a vegetable.
01:15Madam, there's a Gujarati girl.
01:18She calls us very much, and says,
01:20Puttan, come here.
01:22I'm a vegetable.
01:24Oh, what do you say?
01:26Tell me, madam.
01:29I'm a vegetable.
01:30Continue.
01:31Madam, she takes us a vegetable.
01:33But the next day, she tells us that the vegetable was bad.
01:36Then we say, let's give it.
01:38Then she tells us that we have cooked it.
01:40We have cooked it if the vegetable was bad.
01:42If we don't cook it, we don't know how it feels.
01:44Then we say, what do we do?
01:46Then she tells us another vegetable.
01:48Then we say, let's take it.
01:52Now, madam, tell us what we do.
01:56Then she takes a vegetable and you give it.
01:58Now, madam, tell us what we're going to do.
02:00No!
02:01No!
02:02No!
02:03No!
02:04No!
02:05No!
02:06No!
02:07No!
02:08No!
02:09No!
02:10No!
02:11No!
02:12No!
02:13No!
02:14No!
02:15No!
02:16No!
02:17No!
02:18No!
02:19No!
02:20No!
02:21No!
02:22No!
02:23No!
02:24No!
02:25No!
02:26No!
02:27What do you say, baby?
02:28How do you say?
02:29Oh baby, you have a character.
02:30Bye!
02:31Bye, bye.
02:32Bye, bye.
02:34Are you waiting for Christmas?
02:36And that is my friend.
02:37Who's the other child?
02:38Who is Bhabhi?
02:40No!
02:44Bhabhi. Bhabhi.
02:46What's your name?
02:48Bhabhi.
02:50Sweetie.
02:52Sweetie.
02:54What a sweet name.
02:56Sorry, madam.
02:58What did you say, Sweetie?
03:00Why don't you give all the money?
03:08No, no, no.
03:10Pabhi Ji, don't cry.
03:12You are you.
03:14Pabhi Ji, don't cry.
03:16Pabhi Ji, don't cry.
03:18Pabhi Ji.
03:20Pabhi Ji.
03:22Pabhi Ji, what's happening?
03:24What's the age of daughter?
03:26What's the daughter?
03:28And you?
03:30Hi, dear.
03:32Tears, buddy.
03:34What's happening?
03:36I'm doing anything.
03:38I'm doing everything.
03:40I'm doing everything.
03:42I'm sorry, please.
03:44How much are you doing?
03:46How much are you giving all the money?
03:48I'm giving all the money from gold jewelry.
03:50My husband is a dance master.
03:52I've made love marriage.
03:54So, you're not giving all the money.
03:56You're giving all the money?
03:58I'm giving all the money.
04:00I'm giving all the money.
04:02You're giving all the money.
04:04I'm giving all the money.
04:06My husband, my husband,
04:08he will give me only two thousand rupees.
04:10How much will I pay my house?
04:12How much will I pay my house?
04:14Oh, so we will pay our house.
04:16How much money will be?
04:18How much money will be?
04:20You're giving all the money.
04:22I won't lose money.
04:24No, not, darling.
04:26good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good
04:34money my husband and my wife is playing well you'll get me back home I'm happy
04:43Oh, hmm.
04:45Oh, boy, you're a fool.
04:47You're a fool.
04:49But you don't have to be a tension.
04:51You're a fool.
04:53No one will be a fool.
04:55Yes, dear.
04:57You're a fool.
04:59Don't worry.
05:01We'll have to be a fool.
05:03We'll have to say that.
05:05I'm a fool.
05:07I'm a fool.
05:09I'm a fool.
05:11Tell him.
05:13Who's the other one?
05:15Okay.
05:19Good morning, uncle.
05:21What are you doing in the morning?
05:23I've come to meet Chandra Mukhi.
05:25You don't have to go to your house, madam.
05:27Yes, I know.
05:29If it comes to your eyes,
05:31it'll be red.
05:33You're a fool.
05:39Did you call us?
05:41Oh.
05:42So, you're a friend of Ram Lakhan.
05:44No, Ram Lakhan, madam.
05:46David Dhawan.
05:48He's a fool.
05:50Hi.
05:51I'm David.
05:52And this is Dhawan.
05:53Sweetie Bobby's husband.
05:54Oh.
05:55What's Dhawan?
05:56Yes, David.
05:57Mwah.
05:58Lucha.
05:59Hey, Mr. Dhawan.
06:01Huh?
06:02Didn't your sister come yesterday?
06:04No, no, no.
06:05What's wrong?
06:06What happened?
06:07You're just a fool.
06:08You're just a fool.
06:09You're just a fool.
06:10You're just a fool.
06:11And the rest of the salary,
06:13you're just a fool.
06:15No, no.
06:16I'm not a fool.
06:17I'm a fool.
06:18I'm a fool.
06:19Actually, we're just a fool.
06:21Is it, David?
06:22Mwah.
06:23That's Dhawan.
06:24Lucha.
06:25Madam, we're just sitting here.
06:27We're just talking about today.
06:29Today, it will be rain or not?
06:31How many hours will happen,
06:32And if a problem takes place,
06:34Then it will not be a fool, madam.
06:36Take the money off.
06:41Hey, Mr. Gulkulay, you're just serious.
06:43Huh?
06:44No, they've heard about my reputation.
06:48Huh?
06:49No!
06:50Oh.
06:51I'm a great gambler.
06:53Huh?
06:54I thought, let's get a big one.
06:57The two men came here,
06:58who played the fool.
06:59Let's take a look at each other's hand.
07:03What are you talking about?
07:05Oh, yes, yes, yes.
07:07Madam, it's a maid.
07:09Madam, it's a maid.
07:11Madam, it's a maid.
07:13And one time, Madam, it's a maid.
07:15Madam, it's a maid.
07:17Sorry.
07:19Hey, gulgulay.
07:21It's like that.
07:22Why are they telling us our family history?
07:25My mind has seen it.
07:27This is the name of David Daban or Rain.
07:29There's no doubt in it.
07:31We won't play this anymore.
07:33It's like a maid.
07:35It's like a maid.
07:37No, madam.
07:38It's not like that.
07:40Actually, David is a very good girl.
07:43Isn't it, David?
07:45Yes, madam.
07:46We play a good girl.
07:47You're crazy.
07:49So, do we have two or four parties?
07:51No.
07:53Everything will happen, Arrange.
07:54If you're dumb, please accept your ma'am challenge my ma'am challenge.
07:56Okay. Bye-bye.
07:58Ay, ay, ay, ay.
07:59Play it, David.
08:01Ah, yes, the clowns play with the teeth.
08:08And even today, we've got the celery in here.
08:10And what's your own?
08:11Okay, ma'am.
08:13We accept your ma'am challenge for teeth.
08:17Yeah.
08:18We'll be right next.
08:19We'll be in the late New Yorker.
08:20Two hands.
08:22What are you waiting for?
08:24No, sir.
08:26Go, sir.
08:27Go, sir.
08:28Open your eyes and open your eyes.
08:30Understand what it is, madam.
08:32It's one number of people.
08:34Don't say that for God.
08:37I'm not saying that for God, sir.
08:39I'm saying that for you.
08:41Madam, that TV is not the one who keeps on the table.
08:45And the one who keeps on the table.
08:47And the one who keeps on the table.
08:49No.
08:50No.
08:51It's not going to go.
08:53It's not going to go.
08:54I'm not going to go.
08:57We'll have to go.
08:59We'll have to go.
09:01Sir, we'll have to go on this chowkee.
09:05Please see yourself.
09:07After that, there will also go.
09:10And if it will go on.
09:12What's my chowkee in this chowkee?
09:14Oh, madam.
09:16Oh, madam.
09:17I'm a non-vegetarian.
09:19I'm a gopi.
09:20What's that, sir?
09:22What will you get with these people?
09:24You're a respectable man, sir.
09:26From a nice surrounding.
09:28From a good family.
09:29Neat and tidy.
09:30Good schoolboy types.
09:31Good, cute and all.
09:32Sir, what's that, sir?
09:33Go away, sir.
09:34Leave them here.
09:35Leave them here.
09:36They're poor.
09:37They're not keeping anything.
09:38Leave them.
09:39They're poor.
09:40producers'
09:51Let me cry too, sir.
09:56Look at the places, sir.
09:57You're right here.
09:58I'm a movie.
10:00Look at the places.
10:01Oh, my God.
10:31Hey, guys, let me see you.
10:50They're having 5,000 chal-pats.
11:01This is our 5,000 rupes of chal.
11:0810,000 rupes of chal.
11:11Hey, chal, it's worth coming with me.
11:19Hey, David.
11:21It seems that we have to have a lot of money with them.
11:24What are you doing?
11:25What are you doing?
11:27Davan.
11:28Davan.
11:29I have only left two daughters and two daughters and two daughters.
11:34So, we can't get a big difference.
11:38Oh, Leila Majnu.
11:41Yes.
11:42Discussion meeting over.
11:44Are you going to play?
11:46No, nothing is happening.
11:47It's just personal.
11:51Davan.
11:5220,000 rupes of chal.
11:57Okay, David.
11:59This is our 20,000 rupes of chal.
12:0750,000 rupes of chal.
12:1050,000 rupes of chal.
12:12That's nothing.
12:15Davan.
12:16Yes.
12:171,000,000 rupes of chal.
12:191,000,000 rupes of chal.
12:20Okay, David.
12:22Mwah.
12:23This is the one.
12:24Only 10,000 rupes.
12:26Mwah.
12:2710,000 rupes of chal.
12:28Mwah.
12:2910,000 rupes of chal?
12:30Yes.
12:31No.
12:33No.
12:34No.
12:3510,000 rupes of chal.
12:36And the rest of 90,000 rupes of chal.
12:37And the rest of the chal.
12:38And the rest of the chal.
12:39And the rest of the chal.
12:40And the rest of the chal.
12:42Now, understand that I'm going to be Queen of England.
12:45Huh?
12:46Understand that you're going to be Saaruk Khan or Wilson Grover.
12:50I understand.
12:51If you don't have money, then keep the money on the table.
12:53Or you'll have to get all the money.
12:54One minute.
12:55One minute.
12:56Madam, we can play.
12:57Hey, madam.
12:59You tell us what we're going to do.
13:00We don't have money at this point.
13:02You tell us how to play.
13:04It's like that.
13:05As history is a shame.
13:08That when a man has lost money on the table.
13:12Then he's put on his own friend.
13:14He's put on his friend.
13:18Huh?
13:19Why don't you put on his friend?
13:23Huh?
13:25Why not?
13:26Why not?
13:27Hey, there is all the money here.
13:29Okay.
13:30Okay.
13:3110,000 pay cash.
13:33And the rest of our money.
13:35Okay.
13:36Huh?
13:37Okay.
13:38Huh?
13:39Okay.
13:40I'm going to get into this point.
13:41I'm going to get to this point.
13:43Huh?
13:44I'm going to get to this point.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Come on, man.
13:47Come on.
13:48Come on.
13:49Come on.
13:50Come on.
13:51Come on.
13:52Come on.
13:53Come on.
13:54Come on.
13:55Come on.
13:56Come on.
13:57Come on.
13:58Come on.
13:59Come on.
14:00Come on.
14:01Come on.
14:02Come on.
14:03Here it's okay.
14:05Three ghouls.
14:06Put the pot.
14:08Come on.
14:09Come on.
14:10Come on.
14:11Come on.
14:12Come on.
14:13Come on.
14:14Come on.
14:15Come on.
14:16The fourth ghoul.
14:17You.
14:18You.
14:19What?
14:20What?
14:21Why?
14:22Three.
14:23Begum.
14:27It's cheating.
14:28It's cheating.
14:29It's cheating.
14:30It's cheating.
14:31It's cheating.
14:32Why?
14:33How will it be?
14:34Oh, madam.
14:35Two pigas and a couple of women have to on my own.
14:38So that you have to do cheating.
14:40K.
14:41Oof.
14:42It's cheating.
14:43The head of the head of the head of the church, put the shoulder in the head of the head in the head of the head.
14:47But, sit down.
14:48And you...
14:50...dhawan!
14:51Huh?
14:52You are my gullam from today!
14:56Hey, David!
14:58Maa!
15:00Pate pheat ke!
15:02Oh, come on, son!
15:04Take a bite, brother!
15:11Maa!
15:18Oh, my god!
15:20Oh!
15:21Oh, my god.
15:23Hey!
15:26Wait, how long has it been going to get?
15:28Hey, wait!
15:30Wait, wait, I got to get to the house quickly,
15:31and then, I'm going to get ready to go and do all the clothes and then,
15:35and then, the clothes and gulgul and then,
15:37and these people are going to get to the cycle of the Yasmin.
15:39Maa, today, there are some fame here in my house.
15:42Let me take this to the work of the woman.
15:44Please, take him. It's all yours.
15:47All yours.
15:48Madam, let me ask.
15:51I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
15:55What is the surprise element in this?
15:59You are hungry.
16:01The man who has gained his work in his life.
16:07And the man who came in the cave.
16:10You are hungry, who are you?
16:13Don't be tense.
16:15If I'm hungry, I'll have to eat food for you.
16:23This is also a food?
16:26This is a food that doesn't eat any animals.
16:31Today, I felt like that my husband would give her only 2,000 rupees.
16:37Then, I would give her so good vegetables to eat.
16:40But then, I didn't care about it.
16:45Madam, please, please...
16:49...mujhe maaf karejjei madam, mtak mtak.
16:52Mwah!
16:52Maafi joh hai, apni bibi se mang,
16:54...jis ka gunakar ho raha hai, tu mahare se kiyo mang ra maafi?
16:57Mwah!
16:58Kaysse maafi maaggo?
16:59Aap muche jahnene de ingenge,
17:00...tab mein swiki se maafi maanggoon gara, mtak mtak te hum.
17:03Mwah!
17:04Chani ki kya zhururut hai yár,
17:06...hum nne bhabi ji ko yahi mula liya hai,
17:07...or yeh rooti bi bhabi ji nahi vanahi hai.
17:10Mwah ji ji!
17:12Hai dhya.
17:13Aaj aie.
17:15Oh, sweetie, sweetie, please move my mouth.
17:18Don't be a gun a gun.
17:20Please move my mouth.
17:21I'm a little bit.
17:22Hmm.
17:24Thank you, madam.
17:25Madam.
17:27My house is on your way.
17:33What will happen?
17:34The tomato.
17:36I'll get it.
17:38It'll happen.
17:40If she gets her husband,
17:42she will pay her bills.
17:43Tell her the bills.
17:45The last time I checked,
17:47I didn't see any other bills.
17:48That's $835.
17:49Yes.
17:50Yes, but the tomatoes were all for the last day.
17:53They get back.
17:55Yes, I got all of it.
17:56I got all of them.
17:58Yes, I got all of it.
18:00That's the wrong thing.
18:02I'm not sure.
18:03How do I know that they got all?
18:05How do I know that?
18:06Hey, what's that?
18:08Hey, wait.
18:09What's that?
18:10Hey, madam.
18:11Come on, this is my problem.
18:12You get this.
18:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:16I'm the king.
18:17Ajar, so madam, is this a joke?
18:19Sir, lunch time.
18:21Sir, I'm going to eat it.
18:22Why?
18:23No.
18:24You can go.
18:25Okay.
18:27Thank you, God.
18:29Thank you, God.
18:33By the way,
18:34you were doing all this.
18:37In my eyes, you are great, Chandra Munkhi.
18:39You are great.
18:40I wish any girl you propose
18:42and make your own own.
18:44Sir, don't do anything.
18:46I'll make your own own.
18:48F.I.
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