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00:00Could you just help her get in her apartment?
00:07How you doing?
00:16I'm the Lyft driver that you called to take home your girlfriend.
00:19Not a girlfriend, Matt. Just an intern.
00:21Oh, I'm sorry. The, uh, credit card was invalid.
00:26There you go.
00:28Wow. I heard about these. I've never seen one before.
00:32Yeah, well, now you have.
00:33You're not gonna ask me if she got home okay?
00:37She get home okay?
00:38No. Took her to Mass General. They're pumping her stomach as we speak.
00:44What's her name? You don't know, do you?
00:48This is the point where usually I'd, uh, give you a chance to do the right thing, but not tonight.
00:53Tonight I'm gonna need your cameras, cell phones, anything you might have used to record what you did to her.
00:59You knocked on the wrong door tonight, Pops.
01:09You knocked on the right thing, Pops.
01:19Oh!
01:21Uh!
01:22Uh!
01:23Uh!
01:24Uh!
01:25Uh!
01:27Uh!
01:28Uh!
01:29Uh!
01:30Uh!
01:31Uh!
01:32Uh!
01:33Wait up. I expect a five-star rating, you understand?
01:37Yes, sir.
01:38Not for me, though. For who?
01:43Can you just help her get in her apartment?
01:47Yes.
01:56How you doing? I'm the Lyft driver that you called, take home your girlfriend.
02:00Not a girlfriend, man. Just an intern.
02:02Oh.
02:03I'm sorry. The, uh, credit card was invalid.
02:07There you go.
02:08Wow.
02:10I heard about these. I've never seen one before.
02:12Yeah, well, now you have.
02:14You're not gonna ask me if she got home okay?
02:18Did she get home okay?
02:19No.
02:20Took her to Mass General, they're pumping her stomach as we speak.
02:25What's her name?
02:26You don't know, do you?
02:29This is the point where usually I'd, uh, give you a chance
02:32to do the right thing, but not tonight.
02:33Tonight I'm gonna need your cameras, cell phones,
02:37anything you might have used to record what you did to her.
02:39You knocked on the wrong door tonight, Pops.
02:49You knocked on the wrong door tonight, Pops.
02:50Get up.
03:13I expect a five-star rating, you understand?
03:18Yes, sir.
03:19Not for me, though.
03:20For who?
03:21For Amy.
03:22That's right.
03:23For who?
03:23For Amy.
03:24For who?
03:25For Amy.
03:25Make sure I get a five-star rating, Junior.
03:32That's right.
03:33Go begin.
03:41Oh.
03:41Oh.
03:42Oh, oh, oh.
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  • Taezya Ciar1 day ago
    Equalizer 2. Seen 1 and 2 like a billion times lol
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