00:00I am late. I had to stop and get a latte. Hi, I'm Chloe, your new managing editor.
00:04Wait, who are you?
00:05I'm your boss. Who are you?
00:07Liz Sporkin.
00:07Hello, Liz. You're fired. Does anyone else have a question?
00:10What happened to Larry?
00:11Good question. You're fired. Who wants to make it a trifecta?
00:16Go!
00:18Let's think outside the box. Let's throw the expected out the window.
00:23That's a very clean window.
00:24Bam!
00:25Okay, this is not real. I became the managing editor.
00:28Yeah, right. It's true. You just gotta walk in like you own the place, fire the first person to ask you a question, fire the second person to ask you a question, and then gaze out the window.
00:37Did you really get me the cover?
00:38You know it, baby!
00:39Oh my god!
00:39God, I look amazing.
00:41They're calling me.
00:42What's up with her?
00:43Now that you're on the cover, she thinks you're sexy, but she won't admit it. I would love to tease her about it. Do me a favor and mess with her for me.
00:50I'll see what I can do.
00:52Oh, what are you guys doing here?
00:54Oh, I'm just bringing my friend her morning peach smoothie. No big deal.
00:58Oh my goodness, I've spilled all over my shirt. I better take my shirt off.
01:03You put James on the cover. Now I think he's sexy. I am a sheep. You win.
01:07Now take it off because it's ruining my friendship with him.
01:09First of all, thank you for admitting I was right.
01:12Second, I can't take him off. It's my job to sell magazines.
01:15Your job? You've been working here for three days.
01:17This is about millions of women looking to me for guidance on what to wear, how to cook.
01:22Oh, and they fluff the deaf.
01:24Shut up, Jonah.
01:25He's my cousin. My mother made me hire him.
01:27This is insane.
01:29Hi. Remember us?
01:30So it turns out that you can't fire us because you don't work here.
01:33Finally. How did it take you five days to put that together?
01:36Well, we just had our exit interview.
01:37I don't care. I'm exhausted.
01:39My job here was fake, but the work that we did was real-ish.
01:43What can I say to you, Brenda?
01:44I know I've been especially hard on you, but that's just because I see so much potential.
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