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00:00Yes?
00:08He's dead.
00:10What?
00:12Jack's dead.
00:14Er...
00:15And we killed him.
00:16Well, you did.
00:17Hey, wait a minute.
00:18Because you said it was something...
00:19Anxiolytic.
00:20It was Anxiolytic.
00:22We gave it to Emily, remember?
00:23And she was fine.
00:24In like...
00:25Five minutes.
00:26And it leaves no trace.
00:27Yeah, well, whatever it was, I just pulled him out of the pool face first.
00:32But you're still dead?
00:33Yes, Tej!
00:38Look, I've got to call the police before the kids get home.
00:41Er, yeah.
00:42Oh, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, you can't.
00:44What?
00:45Because you've called me.
00:46If the police are in any way suspicious, the first thing they're going to do is check your phone record.
00:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51To everyone, the whole revenge group.
00:57What did you do that for?
00:58Because you...
00:59You just said that...
01:00No fucking point now, listen to me.
01:01My phone uses an SS7 exploit, meaning I can call without leaving a trace.
01:04But if I can get a hold of yours, I can do something similar.
01:05I can do a patch job, scrum up the records, make it look like you called your bank.
01:06Yeah, okay.
01:07I'm coming over.
01:08Do not call.
01:09I repeat, do not call.
01:10Cage, my kids are with their gran if they come home and I haven't reported this.
01:12I'll be there.
01:13Cage, don't let anyone stop.
01:14I'll be there.
01:15Okay, just don't let anyone stop.
01:16I'll be there.
01:17I'll be there.
01:18I'll be there.
01:19I'll be there.
01:20Cage, don't let anyone see ya.
01:22No one's gonna see me.
01:23Mum and Dad are asleep in the restaurants.
01:25Very much.
01:26She did everything.
01:27Do not cut.
01:28I'm gonna cut.
01:29Do not cut.
01:30Do not cut.
01:31I'll be there.
01:32I'll be there.
01:33Okay, just don't let anyone see ya.
01:34No one's gonna see me.
01:35Mom and Dad are asleep in the restaurants.
01:37We're very much.
01:38She did everything.
01:39Yeah, yes.
01:40You did everything.
01:41Yes.
01:42I said, Yes, I said.
01:43I know...
01:44And your mother is going to come in.
01:46Kelly, I know.
01:47Okay, I'll call you next week, but I have to go.
01:49I have to go.
01:49Hey, hey, hey, don't think you're going anywhere without saying hello to your brother.
01:53Come on.
01:53No one even told me he was coming.
01:55Well, since it was all over the family WhatsApp group.
01:58What family WhatsApp group?
02:04Row, row.
02:07Beige!
02:09Come here, man.
02:14Oh, mate.
02:15I'm so sorry I missed the wedding.
02:17Turns out it's for the best, though, eh?
02:19You've got a good few years.
02:21Get up to anything fun.
02:22Ah, you know, this and that.
02:24He's being modest.
02:26He went to India.
02:28Rowan's been studying at the Chinmaya mission under Swami Vishwananda himself.
02:31Yes, studying slash centre under duress against anger issues under control.
02:34Best thing that ever happened to me, man.
02:36You know, I'm happier, I'm calmer.
02:38Even better, I get to take what I've learned and pass it on.
02:42So many people want to hear and read puja.
02:44They've had to ticket it.
02:45Two thousand of his TikTok followers went into the ballot.
02:47Well, I am handing out free Krispy Kremes.
02:51Speaking of delicious and a tiny bit naughty, try...
02:56But be warned, if anyone's ever tasted my handbook pancakes, it's fallen for me hard.
03:03Um, no.
03:03One joke, it was quite enough.
03:05Oh, come on.
03:13Yeah?
03:15What did I tell you?
03:16What did I tell you?
03:17Oh, my God.
03:18Oh.
03:19Okay, let me...
03:20I have to go.
03:21Oh.
03:25We died.
03:26Hello?
03:37You're never going to believe this.
03:38Dave?
03:39Jack's only going to die.
03:40What?
03:41What happened?
03:42Someone there.
03:43Jack's dead.
03:44What?
03:45Is it Steve?
03:46No, it's not Steve.
03:47It's Caleb.
03:48What happened?
03:49I don't know, but it's got nothing to do with us.
03:51Rachel found him face down in the pool this morning.
03:53Jesus.
03:53Drowned in the pool.
03:54Jesus Christ.
03:56Ugh.
03:57I need to...
03:58No, do not!
03:59Do not do that!
04:00What the fuck's wrong with you, people?
04:01Just sit tight, do nothing at normal, okay?
04:11Fuck.
04:11I know.
04:14You okay?
04:17Yeah, why wouldn't I be okay?
04:21Because...
04:21I mean, we did just...
04:22No, we didn't.
04:23Don't go there.
04:26He was fine when we left him.
04:36Fuck.
04:39Sorry.
04:40Wrong house.
04:45What sort of sidecar?
04:46Well, there's an Indian takeaway at 10am.
04:52Rachel, I can see you're in shock, and we want nothing more than to give you the space
05:04to take it in.
05:07But to do that, we have to ask you some questions.
05:11Is that okay?
05:12I'm sorry, I can't do this.
05:17I can't do this.
05:19I can't do this.
05:21Listen.
05:23If you do want to talk about what happened...
05:24Let's just keep this simple, yeah?
05:25Okay, now, fuck off.
05:37What do you want, Charlotte?
05:39Can I come in?
05:39No.
05:40No.
05:41Oh, okay.
05:42Um...
05:43Well, what do you want?
05:44It wasn't supposed to be like this.
05:46Oh, you don't fucking say!
05:48Look, the wedding is a fresh start.
05:51For the three of us.
05:53No matter what you might think,
05:54I want that for you, too.
05:59I...
05:59I want you to let us go.
06:01You want me to forgive you?
06:02No.
06:04I'm not asking that.
06:06A new roof doesn't change the weather.
06:08But it can keep out the rain.
06:10A bit.
06:11So can you?
06:13Can you let us go?
06:18Okay.
06:18Um...
06:20Bye, then.
06:24But you're not going to let go.
06:29Not really.
06:29Not completely.
06:31Because it'll always be there,
06:32that thought,
06:32gnawing away at the back of your skull.
06:34What if he does it again?
06:37What he said to you,
06:38he said to me,
06:38he could say to someone else.
06:41And when that fresh start
06:42goes stale, Charlotte,
06:43which it will,
06:45that thought is going to fucking scream.
06:48He never loved you.
06:49Oof.
06:54The pathologist report,
07:16quite a cocktail in his stomach.
07:17Cocaine,
07:19also found under his nails.
07:20So he was obviously
07:21chopping out the lines.
07:23Ketamine,
07:24consistent with traces
07:25found inside baggies
07:26left round the house.
07:27Vodka, champagne and tequila.
07:29All washed down
07:29with chlorinated water.
07:31Drowned, then.
07:32Ah, look,
07:33the amount of ketamine
07:33in his system,
07:34I'm surprised he was able
07:35to fall in.
07:35Never mind get out.
07:37Only have a marks on the body
07:38with contusions on his hand,
07:39consistent with a punch.
07:40Traces of blood on the wedding ring.
07:41Not his.
07:43Which no doubt
07:43we won't have a match for.
07:46Well.
07:46I think there's more to this.
07:56His DNA has now been found
07:57at the scene
07:58of two suspicious deaths.
08:03Well, that certainly struck a nerve.
08:05Gut?
08:10I can believe Jackson punched him.
08:12He's a very punchable guy.
08:14But a killer?
08:14I mean, if there even is one, Rosa.
08:18Time and tell.
08:34Hiya.
08:36Oh, Rita.
08:37Hello.
08:38You're a bit early.
08:40Oh, cuppa?
08:41I'm having.
08:41Yes, please, thanks.
08:42Um, milk, no sugar.
08:44Milk, no sugar.
08:52We, er, the group,
08:53we go out for drinks after.
08:55It's really nice, actually.
08:56We've, er,
08:57we've actually become friends,
08:59the six of us.
09:00It's wonderful, dear.
09:02Always room for a seventh.
09:03Well, I am always happy
09:05to spend time with friends.
09:07Friends.
09:07Ah, Stephen.
09:08I heard about your dad.
09:12How is he?
09:14No, good.
09:16It's been a challenging week
09:17for some more than others.
09:22My trusty Jasper is to hand,
09:24should anyone need to ground themselves.
09:27Oh, bollocks.
09:28Because grief is something
09:32all of you will know.
09:35The death of a relationship
09:37is no less painful
09:38than the death of a person.
09:42It is, though,
09:43a complicated grief.
09:46Perhaps something there resonates with you.
09:48If so,
09:50the conch is yours.
09:54Stephen?
09:55No.
09:57Anyone else?
09:58My dad loved my mum.
10:01You could measure it out
10:03in cups of tea
10:04because he'd always make her a fresh brew
10:07if she asked for it.
10:09Thing is,
10:10she never drank it.
10:12Used to drive him mad.
10:14Used to have to sit there,
10:15watch it go cold,
10:16on the side,
10:17and then she had the nerve
10:18to ask him for another one.
10:20He'd always make her a fresh cup
10:21and then he'd have to sit there
10:23and watch that go cold.
10:26And then she had a heart attack.
10:28I mean, she was all right
10:30for a while.
10:32But she...
10:39And he still kept making them
10:40the silly sod.
10:42And he'd wait for it to go cold
10:43and then he'd go
10:44and he'd make her another one
10:45because she...
10:46because she couldn't ask for it.
10:51Now, don't get me wrong.
10:52Sue's brilliant.
10:53I love Sue.
10:54But...
10:55I've been spending a lot of time
10:58with my dad in the last week
10:59and...
11:01can't help thinking.
11:05I don't think Sue
11:08would keep making me cups of tea.
11:11crusts...
11:12crusts...
11:14crusts...
11:18bloody hell.
11:21Crusts.
11:22Yeah, Jim
11:23refused to eat them
11:24point blank.
11:25Middle-aged man,
11:26breakfast of a child.
11:28So,
11:29I used to cut them off for him
11:30because...
11:32it's what you do.
11:33Yeah.
11:34Yeah.
11:35You do the little things.
11:38Sometimes I think about
11:39setting the restaurant on fire.
11:40Oh, fucking hell.
11:42I wouldn't.
11:44My stuff's upstairs.
11:44But the mirror wouldn't be there.
11:54She'd have to go.
11:57And then she'd be out of my life forever.
11:59You know, my feelings aren't complicated.
12:01I just...
12:01I just wanted her to hurt.
12:05The way I do.
12:09But she doesn't.
12:10How do you know
12:11she doesn't?
12:19Wait, am I the arsehole?
12:20Yes, Tish.
12:21I love it.
12:21I love the arsehole.
12:22The same thing with everyone.
12:31It's been a week
12:43and I still think it's him.
12:45And then when it isn't,
12:46I...
12:48Sorry,
12:50I...
12:50can't help it.
12:52I've been practicing
12:53in front of the mirror,
12:54but I just...
12:56Does it make me be a bad person?
12:58No, of course not.
13:00He was still a person, though.
13:01Wasn't he?
13:02Still had hopes and dreams
13:04and things that he wanted to do.
13:06He still could have changed.
13:12Anyway, fuck him.
13:13Who's next?
13:13You can't be serious.
13:15After everything that's happened?
13:17Should we even still be meeting like this?
13:19Well,
13:20diverging from normal behaviours
13:22could arguably look even more suspicious.
13:24But we don't have to just talk about revenge,
13:26do we?
13:27That is not all we are.
13:29Yeah.
13:31Who's God, would it be?
13:37Mine are Steve's.
13:38Hello, excuse me.
13:40You don't want to do it.
13:41I didn't say that.
13:42A man died.
13:44The police interviewed Callum.
13:47Who's next for interrogation?
13:50Rita.
13:50We left the party.
13:52Whatever happened to Jack
13:53has got nothing to do with any of us,
13:54right, Rachel?
13:55Well, the police think it's misadventure, so...
13:57So it was just an accident?
13:59Oh, yeah,
14:00but there's a few other details
14:01that the police don't know,
14:02aren't there?
14:02All right.
14:03What if we do something nice?
14:07What are you talking about?
14:08Well, Meera,
14:09I want to go on,
14:10yeah,
14:10but I've kind of gone off
14:11the whole revenge thing now,
14:13so instead,
14:14why don't we just come together
14:15to give her something
14:16she actually wants?
14:17Which is?
14:18Easy.
14:19To study a new Rajah Patel.
14:20What's a Rajah Patel?
14:22He's like the Gordon Ramsay
14:24of Gujarat.
14:25I mean,
14:26she's cooked for him before.
14:27She even blew him away.
14:28He offered an apprenticeship
14:29on the spot,
14:30but she turned it down.
14:31Why?
14:32Imposter syndrome.
14:33If she wrote to him,
14:34I know he'd give her another chance.
14:36Then she'd be out of my life for good.
14:39But she's never been able
14:40to pluck up the courage.
14:42Well, then, good job
14:43she's got her own PR exec
14:44to do it for her.
14:45Sweet.
14:51I've got you something.
15:09Well, that's incredibly morbid.
15:10Nah.
15:11It's a collector's item.
15:13Well, it would have been
15:15to Mr. Smoothie
15:18and a case closed
15:20with zero overtime.
15:21Maybe there was a killer
15:30after all.
15:31Don't give me that look.
15:33I invented that look.
15:34And I'm as suspicious
15:35as I come, Rosa,
15:36but sometimes
15:37it is just Occam's razor.
15:39You don't know Occam's razor.
15:41What I know
15:42is that you do this job
15:44for long enough,
15:44you rack up so many losses
15:45you forget what a win looks like.
15:47Look, he had the coke to come up,
15:48the cat had bring him down,
15:49lost his foot and fell in,
15:51couldn't get out.
15:51It happens.
15:53Oh, I'm not so sure.
15:55Had enough ketanin in him
15:56to bring down a rhino.
15:58Something's not sitting right.
16:00That'll be the rosca.
16:00Right, if you need some actual drinks,
16:05can we please go to the pub?
16:08Fine.
16:08celebration.
16:09I'm not so sure.
16:19Good morning, dear.
16:19Awww, sir, the dollar.
16:21Cheers, cheers.
16:22Cheers.
16:22Cheers.
16:22Cheers.
16:22Cheers.
16:23Hello, salam.
16:24Celebrating?
16:26Well, Mira certainly is.
16:28She's been given a huge opportunity.
16:30Yeah?
16:30Tell them, Mira.
16:32I'm going to be equity partner at Rora.
16:34Woo!
16:35Yay!
16:38Fucking what?
16:39Well, there's a chance we're going to lose her.
16:40We could hardly have that, couldn't we?
16:42So there was something else, isn't it?
16:44I got another offer from Raja Patel,
16:46and I can't quite believe I turned it down again.
16:49But, you know, working at a restaurant is about making it feel like home,
16:52and I found mine.
16:55Mine.
16:56My home.
16:59What?
17:00Wait, Tige!
17:02Tige!
17:05Come here.
17:06Come here.
17:09No, mate.
17:11I'm not blind, okay?
17:13I can see that Mira being here is causing you some, um...
17:18some pain, isn't it?
17:21Yeah.
17:21So, what we need
17:23is to figure out how to get her
17:25away.
17:29Yeah.
17:29No, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
17:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:32So I'm going to ask her out?
17:34What?
17:35Mm-hmm.
17:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:37Shh, shh, listen.
17:38So I'm dating out on dates and doing all that.
17:40She's going to be spending less time around here, isn't she?
17:42No, but you can't...
17:43Or do you want around here forever?
17:45Well, obviously...
17:45No, because I could do fun dates in the restaurant, but that'd just keep her around here more,
17:47wouldn't it?
17:50Right.
17:51Right.
17:52So dates in the restaurant or dates out of the restaurant?
17:55Dates out the restaurant.
17:58Good idea.
17:59They look hella cheap otherwise.
18:02Oh, and, uh, you know, to tell you the truth, I'm actually, uh, just a little bit relieved
18:07because we kind of made out last week.
18:09What?
18:10But now it's kind of like, you know, it's like part of the plan, innit?
18:13You know, I just got a head start.
18:15Yeah.
18:17Nice one, Paige.
18:18Good talk.
18:19You know, just once, I'd love it if one of our plans went off without a hitch.
18:37Work for the daddy-o, there's whiskey in the jar.
18:41No, I've only just killed that earworm.
18:44A whole Irish road trip, Dan had it on a fucking loop.
18:49Oh, Paige.
18:50There's something you should know.
18:53You never disconnected the cameras.
18:54Show me.
18:58Oh, uh, we don't need all this.
19:15What are you doing?
19:15I want to see it.
19:17How can I not think about it?
19:19I'll never be her.
19:20Ellie's not, you know, uh...
19:23Don't bullshit me.
19:24I have eyes.
19:26Here we go.
19:27And maybe you should...
19:28Shh.
19:28Dan!
19:29Wait!
19:29Emily is beautiful.
19:32Fine, yes, but it has made her ugly.
19:37You know those girls at school that are so hot, they never develop a personality?
19:41Emily is so much worse than that because she did develop a personality, but a fucking awful
19:46one.
19:47She's vain and vapid and arrogant and narcissistic.
19:53I married Emily.
19:57I didn't know what that was.
19:58Emily.
20:01Shut it down, Tash.
20:12He's just saying it.
20:14Because he has to say it.
20:15Because she's a pitiful, insecure wreck of a human.
20:19I know.
20:19He loved me.
20:21I loved him.
20:23Of course you did.
20:24Voice of an angel.
20:30He was my first.
20:32Love?
20:34Well, fuck that for a laugh.
20:36First and never good.
20:38Trust me on that.
20:40Last, on the other hand.
20:42Sorry about the, um...
20:50All good.
20:52You'd make an excellent bouncer, by the way.
20:53You're fucking wasted in PR.
20:57See when the ex and me start a date...
20:58Look, we're not doing exes.
20:59Or dating.
21:00We're not dating.
21:02You're either in or you're out.
21:04And no, you can't do an in or out joke.
21:06But it's right there on the table.
21:08Leave it on the table.
21:09I'm out.
21:16And I'm out.
21:25What?
21:34Mum?
21:34Oh, I forgot. She's out.
21:37That's fine. I just hopped by to see how you all were.
21:43Something was nagging at me, but I think it was just that I hadn't done a welfare check yet.
21:49How are you?
21:53Hey, look at them. They're fab.
21:56Thanks. I don't usually do nails, but Mum said I could.
22:00I was going to do waves, but Joanna's school's got police last year.
22:06His nails. His nails, Leon.
22:09Why did they find coke under them but no ketamine?
22:12Unless somebody spiked him.
22:17I think someone murdered Jack Jackson.
22:22You're not still watching it, are you?
22:24From one prick to another.
22:26Come to our restaurant this Sunday, and we will feed more than just your stomach.
22:31Join me, Baba Ohm, for a guided meditation, and walk you up after Shanti.
22:36It's going to be unbelievable.
22:38Apparently, he's an influencer now.
22:41Fucking despicable human being.
22:44You know, he's always had everything he wants in life, and it has never been enough.
22:48Now he wants Meera.
22:48If he gets over, then they're both going to be in my life forever.
22:55Look, I know he's not an ex.
22:57I know we have rules, but...
22:58We make the rules.
22:59Yeah, let's take down Rohan.
23:01Hang on.
23:02Yeah, I'm in.
23:03Yeah, let's do it.
23:03No, no, no.
23:05Well, don't I get a say in this?
23:07I thought this was a democracy.
23:08It is.
23:09We all just voted against you.
23:11Yeah, but what if something goes wrong again?
23:13Oh, Rach, tell them.
23:15Sorry, what were you saying?
23:16Wait, is this about Jim?
23:16No, it's not about Jim.
23:18It's just that you're all acting like nothing has changed, but everything has.
23:22Why can't any of you see that?
23:23I'm not getting arrested just to get back at Jim.
23:29Oh, fuck me.
23:30You're all mad.
23:32What are you, completely mad?
23:33I'm out.
23:35And nobody try and stop me.
23:44Right, tell us about Rohan.
23:46Okay.
23:46He's a community golden boy, but he never used to be.
23:48Once upon a time, he was just this spotty kid with anger issues.
23:51And then he found religion.
23:52And TikTok.
23:54And a skincare routine.
23:56He sort of just put them all together.
23:58Anyway, now he's this teen idol guru thing.
24:01He calls himself Baba Om and preaches the Raja Yoga as his path to inner peace.
24:05And his path to fame and fortune.
24:08It's all a lie.
24:09He's a total screaming hypocrite.
24:11Raja located his phone when he said he was in India, and he wasn't.
24:14He was in Ibiza.
24:16He hasn't changed.
24:18No matter what he says.
24:20The angry kid's still in there.
24:21If there's one thing that will turn my Lula and Joshy off an influencer, it's lack of authenticity.
24:28It's what you need to do, is you need to find that angry kid inside of him and show it to the world.
24:33No, we don't need to show it to the world.
24:37Just mirror.
24:38What about both?
24:40Oi, Rambo.
24:42Safety glasses.
24:44Didn't you used to run into gunfire?
24:47Oh, yeah, wee beauty.
24:50You pulled a pin.
24:52You wait two seconds, and you'll get enough white smoke to announce a pope.
24:56I'm pretty sure throwing military-class smoke grenades into a family restaurant is several sorts of illegal.
25:03Which is why I'm going to jerry-rig a fuse and encase it in an air freshener.
25:09Plausible.
25:11Deniability.
25:12All you have to do is plug it in.
25:15Can I hold that?
25:18All right.
25:21But be careful.
25:22Foxy, I'm not seven.
25:23Yeah.
25:25I love you, too.
25:26Everything okay?
25:31Silly question, really.
25:33Yeah, that's a Jewish mum for you.
25:35Can't stop checking in.
25:37Or making lasagna.
25:40That was her letting me know dinner's on the table.
25:43But you're...
25:44In a depressed ex-soldier's caravan, formulating a plan to take down a Hindu guru's TikTok empire.
25:49Yeah, life.
25:51Comes at you fast.
25:52I can't look them in the eye.
25:54The kids...
25:58No, they idolise Jack.
26:00And I can't tell them the truth.
26:02I can't live the lie.
26:03I just wish it wasn't an accident.
26:07No, I...
26:07I get it, Rach.
26:08I didn't mean that.
26:09It's not what I meant.
26:10I just...
26:11Emily, I just wish someone had been there.
26:13Then they could have told me.
26:15Was he angry?
26:16Was he scared?
26:18Unrepentant?
26:19Remorseful?
26:19I think he was probably just drunk.
26:21Rach.
26:23Yeah, probably.
26:25We should go.
26:26Just be at home.
26:28We can handle this one.
26:30Come, you fucking swat!
26:33I barely touched that.
26:39One fucking rule!
26:41One!
26:42I mean...
26:43What did I tell you?
26:44I know, I know.
26:44I know.
26:45I know.
27:45I didn't realize you followed me.
27:47Well, I'll take it off anyway.
27:51I know about Ibiza.
27:55How on earth did you find out about my holiday?
27:58You know Swami Vishwananda himself?
28:01Said the Esfeda sunset was the first moment he truly understood Carla.
28:05He recommended it.
28:06Wait.
28:10Sage, did you...
28:11Did you think I was out there clubbing?
28:16Oh, I can see you're carrying a lot of resentment for me, eh?
28:22But that's okay.
28:24That's okay.
28:25I've got an eight-step program for that.
28:28You know, Amira's actually on it.
28:31It's part of her, you know, healing journey.
28:35From you.
28:35Oh, speaking of Amira, a quick question.
28:41Should I spit or swallow?
28:44When she's cooking.
28:46No, I hate a messy kitchen.
28:47Brothers and sisters, family and friends.
28:58Now, we live in a loud world.
29:01A world of flashing screens, endless notifications, a thousand distractions, pulling us in a thousand
29:08directions.
29:08Is it any wonder that we lose ourselves in the noise?
29:13That's almost time.
29:15Is it any wonder when faced...
29:18Oh, I think we might have a problem.
29:21Oh, fuck.
29:22Fuck.
29:23How does she even know the plan?
29:24Oh, it's me.
29:25She asked.
29:26I thought she was making conversation.
29:32We're the ancient sages.
29:34They taught that the path to peace is not about escaping the world, no, but engaging with
29:40it fully.
29:46Now, let's all take a moment to breathe into our peace.
29:53After everything, I thought better agree than drop us in it.
29:56Emily, I wasn't.
29:57I wouldn't.
29:58You're my friends.
30:00I was just going to say that someone was going to spoil the event.
30:03That was it.
30:04I just don't want anyone else to get hurt.
30:06It's the last time, Rita.
30:07Jack...
30:07I don't care about Jack.
30:08I care about you.
30:11I mean, look at us.
30:13Rachel has got no closure.
30:14Calum is at war with Bex.
30:15Dan is still inside your head.
30:17Are any of us actually any happier?
30:19Can't we just talk?
30:21If Jim and I had talked, we wouldn't be in this mess.
30:24Okay.
30:26Okay?
30:28Go on, then.
30:29Talk to Rohan.
30:29And after, when you're done, when Mira and Rohan are official, and Tej, our friend, is more
30:35miserable than ever, then you talk to him.
30:42So, let's go.
30:43Just take a breath.
30:46Let's do our thing.
30:48And after, we'll call you and go to the pub.
30:50Six of us, your friends, and we'll talk, okay?
30:54Okay.
30:55Okay.
30:57Emily, be careful.
30:59Everything all right?
31:14Emily?
31:15Yeah.
31:16Yeah, fine.
31:22That's the signal.
31:23Okay.
31:24Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, stay calm.
31:45Stay calm.
31:51It's photoshop, it's Dean Fakes, that, that's not me!
32:17This is you, this is all!
32:22He's always been jealous of me! Don't challenge us!
32:25Fucking look at him!
32:27No, he's been out in dispatches all day!
32:29All day, he even knew about Ibiza!
32:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, I was in Ibiza, but I wasn't, you know, I wasn't...
32:42Fuck off, Lonnie!
32:44Oh, my God!
32:48We got him!
32:50I still can't believe that you found a photograph of him shirtless at a beach party on horseback!
32:57Wait, there's a will!
32:58I still can't believe nothing went wrong!
33:00Only because Emily talked Rita off a ledge!
33:03Where is she, anyway?
33:04Oh, fuck!
33:05Well, she's hard to do it, so I think we've...
33:09Your mum said you'd be doing these meetings!
33:10That's good!
33:11Of course, Combina said I'd find you here!
33:12That you'd made friends!
33:13That you'd made friends!
33:14That's good too!
33:15That you'd made friends!
33:16That's good too!
33:17It's like there's this...
33:18Well...
33:19It's like there's this...
33:20Well...
33:21And it's bottomless, nothing fills it!
33:22And it's bottomless!
33:23Nothing fills it!
33:24And it's bottomless!
33:25And it's bottomless!
33:26Nothing fills it up!
33:27Not people, or food, or love!
33:45It's like there's this...
33:47Well...
33:48And it's bottomless, nothing fills it, ever!
33:53Not people, or food, or love!
33:55never love love just makes it deeper on some days every now and then when the
34:02kitchen was buzzing and your mum was yelling the tables around the place was
34:08spilling over on days like that it just about touched the sides but that came at
34:15a cost I came to say I'm leaving I'm taking up Rajah Patel's apprenticeship
34:24my cab's outside
34:36I know it was you who emailed him you're the only person I told I just have one
34:45question how did you know he'd still want me
34:49because your food tastes like home
34:53our daughter I would have called her Amaya
35:01Amaya
35:13you know Dan was wrong about one thing he said I built myself up based on how I look
35:29I didn't
35:31I built myself up based on how he made me feel
35:36on a platform and now it's gone
35:40I feel like there's this
35:42void beneath me and I
35:46I don't know what to do
35:48just float
35:53float
35:57look I'm just a roofer
36:00but Dan's an idiot
36:02you're kind
36:04you're loyal
36:05and you're exciting
36:08float
36:10float
36:19float
36:19you know maybe instead of coming over later later you could
36:26maybe come over early later like for dinner
36:31I've got a meeting with a lawyer about Bella in a bit
36:35it's just crossing the eyes and dotting the T's
36:38come over straight after
36:41stand
37:09It's Dan.
37:18Hello?
37:19What the fuck, Emily?
37:21Charlotte has been grumpy for weeks, and I thought it was just wedding nerves,
37:25but it turns out it's you. It's fucking you.
37:28What did you say to her?
37:30I told everyone I know.
37:32It'll be poison. You drip poison, Emily.
37:35You can't help it. It's just who you are.
37:37That's why everyone leaves you.
37:39Boop, boop.
37:47Just say the word.
37:52What do you mean I've got to let them go?
37:54I mean, Mr Bird, there's actually nothing you can do to stop Bex moving back to Spain.
37:59I thought all this was just a formality. I thought this was just about ticking boxes.
38:02Something has come to life.
38:04It seems Mrs Bird has been made aware of your recent involvement in a police investigation.
38:11Involvement?
38:12How did he... I'm not even a suspect.
38:15It doesn't matter. It creates an impression.
38:18It's suggestive of a person who's not...
38:20Fuck off, Barry!
38:21I'll have one if you're making...
38:35It's made.
38:36All right.
38:45Well...
38:45I've told my dad.
38:48That's how you know it's real.
38:49Mm-hmm.
38:51I don't know how much he took in, but...
38:54I've told him.
38:55Why?
38:58Why what?
39:00Why wouldn't he have taken it in?
39:04Because he's...
39:06Fading through.
39:13Anyway.
39:14Oh, that sounds awful, Stephen.
39:15Let's, um...
39:22Let's push pause on this, shall we?
39:27I think...
39:29Sometimes it takes a shock...
39:31To make you realise what's important.
39:35How about I make you that nice cup of tea, then...
39:39Maybe we can talk.
39:41It's all right.
40:11I'm a shit brother.
40:26But we both know they were deep fakes, Tej.
40:29You know how I'm so sure?
40:33Because I genuinely...
40:35Never set foot in a club the entire time I was in Ibiza.
40:38And you can lie to everyone else.
40:42I deserve it.
40:46But you can't lie to me.
40:52Does it feel good, what you did, Tej?
40:55Does it make you happy?
41:02Yeah.
41:02You sure you're okay?
41:08Aye, just sometimes I get these headaches.
41:10I'll be fine by morning.
41:12We could do breakfast, then.
41:14Still have dessert.
41:15You're wrong.
41:16Dan doesn't know what he's missing.
41:19Night, Poppins.
41:20Bye.
41:20Bye.
41:20Bye.
41:20Bye.
41:32Bye.
41:33Bye.
41:33Bye.
41:34Bye.
41:34Bye.
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41:54Bye.
41:55Bye.
41:56Bye.
41:57Bye.
41:58Bye.
41:59Bye.
42:00Bye.
42:01I just wanted to say, good luck.
42:09I just wanted to wish you good luck.
42:12Good luck.
42:19Good luck.
42:27As I was going over the Cork and Kerry mountains,
42:31I met with Captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
42:35I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
42:39and said, stand and deliver or the devil he may take you.
42:43And it's ring-dum-a-doo-dum-a-da.
42:45Whack-faw-ma-daddy-oh.
42:47Whack-faw-ma-daddy-oh.
42:48There's whiskey in the jar.
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