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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:32Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:42So that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:47Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:00:58Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:13Hey, three more shots down here, please.
00:01:22Uh, hi.
00:01:24I was here first.
00:01:27Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:29Oh, my God.
00:01:33It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:47Hey, that's mine.
00:01:49My ex-husband.
00:01:51Wes Mandrake.
00:01:53What is he doing here?
00:01:55I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:01Where is he?
00:02:14I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my money?
00:02:19What?
00:02:20Who?
00:02:21I...
00:02:22No time to play, big nose.
00:02:24I want my money!
00:02:26What?
00:02:26What money?
00:02:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29I...
00:02:30That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you're going to give it back.
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:49I want to...
00:02:50Oh, my God.
00:02:52My nose.
00:02:52You broke my nose.
00:02:54You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:20God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:27You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:30I'm sorry.
00:03:31I don't know who you're being raised enough.
00:03:31I don't know who I am.
00:03:33I'm sorry.
00:03:34I'm sorry.
00:03:34I'm sorry.
00:03:38You're ready me.
00:03:39I don't know.
00:03:40You're beat.
00:03:41I'm sorry.
00:03:42I'm sorry.
00:04:12Finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:27Oh my god.
00:04:29This isn't real.
00:04:42Oh no, Holly!
00:05:04I'm gonna be late.
00:05:05Winter Taylor?
00:05:13Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:19And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:23Shit.
00:05:23This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:39Loser.
00:05:40That's rude.
00:05:52And who is that girl?
00:05:55Smells like...
00:05:57Pine.
00:06:01How much did I drink last night?
00:06:02I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:10Yes, sir.
00:06:11She graffitis me?
00:06:13Steals my property?
00:06:15She'll pay for this.
00:06:16I think we should get going, sir.
00:06:24The mass is starting.
00:06:26Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:28I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:31Also, your mother called.
00:06:34She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:36No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:37Make up an excuse.
00:06:41As you wish.
00:06:53Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:58I don't know.
00:07:00What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:02I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:05How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me.
00:07:10Spank me.
00:07:13Harder.
00:07:14Do it.
00:07:17I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:19Piper.
00:07:20Piper.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:27Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:29Look, I need your help.
00:07:31Yes, Mayor.
00:07:31What is it?
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:34Money, Piper.
00:07:35Big money.
00:07:36Look, the money men, the high rollers are coming.
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:47Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:52Who's here?
00:08:05Who the hell is that?
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:19It's him.
00:08:30Piper.
00:08:31It's him.
00:08:32It's him.
00:08:36I mean...
00:08:37Mr. Mandarin.
00:08:40We are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas season.
00:08:45I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:50You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here.
00:08:56Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:59You can't sell the mountain.
00:09:00They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:09:02What's your name?
00:09:06He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:08I'm Piper.
00:09:09Piper White.
00:09:11Wes Mandrick.
00:09:14I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:19That's an awful lot of name-calling.
00:09:20Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:25What office?
00:09:27Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here.
00:09:30If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:31Of course.
00:09:32Mr. Mandrick.
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:34Right this way.
00:09:42What is wrong with you two?
00:09:44He can't sell mayor.
00:09:45He'll ruin our town.
00:09:47This is not happening.
00:09:48Mike, that's enough.
00:09:49If either one of you could blow this deal, you're going to regret it.
00:09:53You hear me?
00:10:07Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandrick?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12Who is that woman?
00:10:17Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar.
00:10:23Oh, Piper.
00:10:24Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:27I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:30I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:33Well, sir.
00:10:34Perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:37You know, Piper, well, just Piper.
00:10:40No.
00:10:42I want her.
00:10:44Very well, sir.
00:10:46I'll let her know.
00:10:47She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:55I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:10:58A lot has changed.
00:11:02No way.
00:11:03I'm a medical professional.
00:11:04Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:11:06I can't do it.
00:11:07You know, Piper, I loved your parents, and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:11But you listen close.
00:11:13If you don't do this, you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:17You can't be serious.
00:11:19I'm dead serious.
00:11:20I will fire your ass.
00:11:24Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry.
00:11:29I'm getting the word out.
00:11:31We need to save our town.
00:11:40Stop!
00:11:42In five years, he never once came to see me.
00:11:45Now he's here, one day, and he's already destroying my life.
00:11:59Pine.
00:12:00She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:12Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:15Pine.
00:12:16She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:18You know, if you're going to be up that high, you might want to get a spotter.
00:12:22Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:25That'd be great.
00:12:25Sir, Winter Taylor just called.
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:50She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:57Great.
00:12:57Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:20Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:20Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:22I don't know.
00:13:52I don't know.
00:14:22Damn it, Dakota.
00:14:38I told you not at work.
00:14:40Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:45That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:48You're getting better.
00:14:56Whiskey Billy, stat.
00:15:00No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:03Well, fuck, yes, I do, but...
00:15:06God, this isn't happening.
00:15:07You can't just blow back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:09What is this?
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:28This is the only inn?
00:15:30Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:32Now, remind me.
00:15:32Uh, yeah, this isn't going to work.
00:15:36Well, you can always stay at your mother soon.
00:15:41He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:44I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:46Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:48And, uh, what room will I be staying in?
00:15:55Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun, boys.
00:16:01Miss?
00:16:30Miss?
00:16:30Jesus Christ.
00:16:35Mr. Mandraker would like to see you in his office.
00:16:50You ring?
00:16:52Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:53Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:05Oh, my God.
00:17:07Next time, no sugar.
00:17:08Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine.
00:17:12You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:19Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:21It's your family's land.
00:17:24How do you know that?
00:17:26Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:32No.
00:17:33Get this.
00:17:36Hot.
00:17:36Oh, oh, my God.
00:17:37Oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, I'm...
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:17:40It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:42Yeah.
00:17:42That's hot.
00:17:43Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:45Oh, my God.
00:17:45Oh, my God.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:46Yeah, yeah, it's hot.
00:17:52All right.
00:17:57Yeah, that's...
00:17:58That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:02It's really hot already, so...
00:18:04It's good.
00:18:08Really.
00:18:14Last question.
00:18:16I need you to do something for me.
00:18:19I need three presents.
00:18:21I need a romantic one.
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:25And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:31Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:33Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
00:18:37Uh, what does it matter?
00:18:40Just, I need them.
00:18:42Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:42Wait, um, just, uh, I'm gonna ask you a question today.
00:18:52Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:01Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:03If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:11No, Mr. Mandrick, we haven't met.
00:19:18Well, here, here.
00:19:19Just, um, don't you take this and, um, just leave them on my desk.
00:19:25Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:40Great.
00:19:41That's good.
00:19:41Just, um, you know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five.
00:19:46Situation going here.
00:19:48Sure thing.
00:19:49What the hell are these?
00:20:18Is this a joke?
00:20:23I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:36Hmm.
00:20:38Okay.
00:20:41Set these aside for my mother in winter.
00:20:47Wait.
00:20:48Then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:52This one.
00:20:53Is it romantic enough?
00:20:56It's for someone very special.
00:20:57Yes, it's special.
00:20:59I picked it out myself.
00:21:01Good.
00:21:02Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:06A date?
00:21:11Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:14A date?
00:21:20Uh, not as a date.
00:21:21Just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long
00:21:25time.
00:21:26Don't I know it.
00:21:28Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:30Oh, uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:36You don't have a choice.
00:21:39Take me up to date, and smile.
00:21:42No, why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:53I, uh, no, you gave me a look.
00:21:54No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:56Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:57Asshole.
00:21:58No.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59What?
00:22:01Nothing.
00:22:02Uh, Mayor?
00:22:18Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, uh, a mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain, just put it on your desk.
00:22:32My married name?
00:22:42My married name?
00:23:02This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:23:04It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:23:06Yeah, I'd like to make that something in here.
00:23:13It's a cool necklace.
00:23:15I like that.
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:26Mr. Calhoun, thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:30Help.
00:23:34What is this place?
00:23:35Truckers.
00:23:36Seedy bunch.
00:23:38I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out glory hole.
00:23:46Jesus.
00:23:47Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:53This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:56I completely agree.
00:23:57I want to start development right away.
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:24:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:06Hyper?
00:24:10What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:13Hyper?
00:24:14Excuse me, little lady?
00:24:15No, my name is Piper.
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist trap ski resort hellhole!
00:24:23Listen here, little lady.
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:28I'm here to give it life.
00:24:30Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:35A Starbucks.
00:24:44Over here, a sushi bar.
00:24:46A multi-theater cineplex.
00:24:48Over there.
00:24:50A Hooters.
00:24:52And another across the street.
00:24:55Two Hooters!
00:24:57You can't beat that.
00:24:59You can't beat that if you tried.
00:25:02Hooters!
00:25:02I've got your number now.
00:25:12Better watch out, heffy.
00:25:19You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town!
00:25:24Whoa.
00:25:26Man alive.
00:25:28She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
00:25:29I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:32I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls, even after I sell.
00:25:38Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:39We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:42Well, we...
00:25:43All right, um...
00:25:46Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is, um...
00:25:50Got to get some rest.
00:25:51I suggest you do the same.
00:25:54Got a big week next week.
00:25:55I should be focused on the sale.
00:26:08All I can think about is her.
00:26:11Smells like pine.
00:26:12Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:24We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:27Yeah, I know, and I'm working on it.
00:26:30You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly, no, look, I...
00:26:35He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:37I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:38Wes just texted me.
00:26:48I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:52What an asshole.
00:26:54What are we gonna do?
00:26:56We can't let him sell.
00:27:00We need...
00:27:01A plan.
00:27:02Maybe if I can get him to trust me,
00:27:07I can convince him not to sell them out.
00:27:12Here's the back.
00:27:25Where is she?
00:27:26You're late.
00:27:34I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:39How'd you sleep?
00:27:45Fine.
00:27:46So what are we all doing out here in the cold?
00:27:48Oh, God.
00:27:56It's her.
00:27:57Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:05Oh, God.
00:28:06It's her.
00:28:07Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:09Santa came down the chimney last night.
00:28:16What a mess you make.
00:28:17You gave me a fry, Santa.
00:28:20Huh, huh, huh, huh.
00:28:22Next time.
00:28:23Huh, huh.
00:28:24Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:26Next time.
00:28:27Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:30Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:33Next time.
00:28:34Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:37Next time.
00:28:37Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:38Love you.
00:28:58Oh, God.
00:29:00Oh, my God.
00:29:04Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning,
00:29:06but girl answered.
00:29:08Oh, yeah.
00:29:09No, I, uh, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you
00:29:14in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:16Kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:30Uh, Winter.
00:29:32This is Piper White.
00:29:33She's been helping me.
00:29:35Howdy.
00:29:40I'm gonna keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:42Head on that, okay?
00:29:46Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks poor.
00:29:52Sure, of course.
00:29:53Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:56Yeah.
00:29:56Yeah.
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:03And, by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London on Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:16Christmas Day.
00:30:17We don't have choice, sir.
00:30:20Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes.
00:30:25So I've been thinking, you need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:30Yes.
00:30:32And?
00:30:33What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:39Yes.
00:30:41A town meeting.
00:30:42That way, everyone will see how much money they're going to make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:49We'll do coffee.
00:30:52That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:55And you'll mediate.
00:30:56Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:04Good.
00:31:05Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:18People, people, please, please, please.
00:31:26Get out of here.
00:31:27Think of the money.
00:31:30Are you going to do something to help?
00:31:33Get out.
00:31:33Get out.
00:31:36Are you going to do something to help?
00:31:38Get out.
00:31:40Get out of here.
00:31:42Get out.
00:31:43Get out.
00:31:45Okay, okay.
00:31:47Settle down.
00:31:48Everyone.
00:31:50We're not going to let you ruin our town, big man.
00:31:54Look, everyone, this isn't fair.
00:31:57Okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:02I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:05And think of all the jobs.
00:32:07Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls, Wes Mandrake, take the floor?
00:32:19No!
00:32:21Get out of here!
00:32:24Don't let me watch you!
00:32:25Yes.
00:32:26Get out.
00:32:26Hello, everyone.
00:32:33I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:35Some of you may know me as I've grown up here.
00:32:39Hudson.
00:32:40Jesus Christ.
00:32:43Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not going to let anything happen to Hudson.
00:32:49What?
00:32:49Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:00Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:02The hell of Mandrake.
00:33:07Told the ski resort was a done deal.
00:33:09Set me up in there.
00:33:27I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:32Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:39Are you screwing with me?
00:33:44Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:58Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:05Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:07If you must know, it's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:13And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what?
00:34:20Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And if she doesn't completely hate me, tell her we're going to have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:33He'll pay me?
00:34:34Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:44Hi.
00:34:47You're, um...
00:34:49You're...
00:34:49Penelope?
00:34:50Yeah, yeah.
00:34:51Penelope, uh...
00:34:53Sir?
00:34:56Um...
00:34:57Listen...
00:35:00I have a question for you.
00:35:03It's going to sound really crazy, but just...
00:35:05You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:07Okay?
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:13Marry me.
00:35:14I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:22You just have to answer right now.
00:35:24Hi, my dear.
00:35:36Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:39I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:49Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:54This is going to be interesting.
00:35:56Oh, uh...
00:36:02I think I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:04Okay, sure.
00:36:05Sure.
00:36:10All right.
00:36:12Hi, Mom.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:18You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:21Listen, I know.
00:36:23I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:31To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:34Only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:40Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:41Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, I'll be my guest.
00:36:50Sure.
00:36:51You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59It's always worth it.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:13She here yet?
00:37:15Sure.
00:37:16She's here?
00:37:16She's right here?
00:37:21Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:30This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:32I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:34What the fuck is going on?
00:37:43Uh...
00:37:44You know what?
00:37:46I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar, so I'm going to go get those.
00:37:53I'm so sorry.
00:37:54I'm so sorry.
00:37:54I'm sorry.
00:37:55I'm sorry.
00:37:56I will make it up to you, okay?
00:38:10Please.
00:38:11All right?
00:38:13I expect it.
00:38:14I expect it.
00:38:14Please, it's Christmas.
00:38:16I'm sorry.
00:38:17Wesley!
00:38:19Here we go.
00:38:24Is he...
00:38:27Is he here?
00:38:28He's not fucking here.
00:38:32Cheers.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:34Cheers.
00:38:43I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:57Yeah.
00:39:03Cheers.
00:39:04Cheers.
00:39:05Cheers.
00:39:06Cheers.
00:39:07Cheers.
00:39:08Cheers.
00:39:09Cheers.
00:39:10Cheers.
00:39:11Cheers.
00:39:12Cheers.
00:39:13Cheers.
00:39:14Cheers.
00:39:15Cheers.
00:39:16Cheers.
00:39:17Cheers.
00:39:18Cheers.
00:39:19Cheers.
00:39:20Cheers.
00:39:21Cheers.
00:39:22Cheers.
00:39:23Cheers.
00:39:24Cheers.
00:39:25Cheers.
00:39:26Cheers.
00:39:27Cheers.
00:39:28Cheers.
00:39:29Cheers.
00:39:30Cheers.
00:39:31Cheers.
00:39:32Cheers.
00:39:33what's going on had to sweeten the deal now we've got the vote kid why didn't i know about this son
00:39:48i think it's time i take the lead on this one you just worry about waxing those skis
00:40:03what the hell am i doing
00:40:06what if this is a mistake
00:40:19they're impressive sir what the fuck
00:40:33all right come on guys five four three two one
00:40:42deck the halls with bells of holly fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la tis the season to be jolly fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:40:51oh my god stop stop stop
00:40:53was that supposed to be singing sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats
00:41:01my turn that hey they're just kids okay they're trying well maybe you're a bad teacher
00:41:07oh ladies let's take it easy you think that you can do better go ahead teach
00:41:15why teach
00:41:18i can show
00:41:21deck the halls with bells of holly la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:41:31this the season to be jolly la-la-la-la-la-la-la this honestly isn't even better
00:41:40show some of your you know
00:41:44wanna tell me a secret
00:41:47sex self
00:41:49thank you thank you
00:41:54honest to god you love it yeah it's um yeah it's really kill me i know right
00:42:11baby i need you to take me christmas shopping tomorrow tomorrow yeah i i can't i'm busy
00:42:19wes i need to go shopping tomorrow piper
00:42:26i need you to take a shopping tomorrow
00:42:34yeah no thanks uh piper what did we talk about
00:42:41so how's 10 o'clock good fuck dude dude
00:42:50oh my god oh thank you
00:43:03thanks
00:43:06glad there's nothing in this town
00:43:11hey you take a picture of me in my sleep will you
00:43:18smile baby
00:43:27baby he was my husband a week ago come on
00:43:33thanks
00:43:42sorry excuse me ladies
00:43:51yep hey better call becky with a good hair bitch
00:44:05what stay away from wes he's my boyfriend and we're getting married soon
00:44:12oh is that right twat oh yeah yeah and next time you try to ruin one of our dates i'm gonna slap
00:44:23the shit out of you you broke ass gold digger you got it oh i would love to see you try
00:44:32oh i would love to see you try
00:44:43what is wrong with you
00:44:53get off of me what are you doing get off of me
00:45:00okay okay okay okay okay okay okay baby she attacked me she attacked me
00:45:10all right we need to get the hell out of here come on
00:45:13what the hell
00:45:16what i expect you upstairs in five minutes with my things
00:45:22wow she's quite the catch isn't she
00:45:31it's not like that
00:45:34then what's it like
00:45:37it's complicated
00:45:38it always is
00:45:41piper
00:45:47piper
00:45:48hello
00:46:03uh penelope
00:46:06it's west mandrake
00:46:08uh penelope
00:46:14it's west mandrake
00:46:16don't hang up i just let me say
00:46:19i said that i'm not talking to you asshole
00:46:22what did i just say i said that i'm not talking to you
00:46:37oh um nothing
00:46:44what's up
00:46:46meet me for a drink
00:46:50no
00:46:52listen just come meet me for a drink
00:46:55and i'll never ask anything from you ever again
00:46:58one drink and you'll leave me alone
00:47:01one drink
00:47:03whiskey billy
00:47:10no
00:47:10i said one drink
00:47:19bye
00:47:19christmas
00:47:30drink with me
00:47:31no
00:47:32i can drink with you
00:47:33rich boy
00:47:34i can do anything for you
00:47:36oh okay
00:47:37no piss off
00:47:37he's drinking with me
00:47:38bye
00:47:40yeah
00:47:42no
00:47:42are you really going to sell the land
00:47:51i'd be a fool not to
00:47:54what if i told you i could get you five million dollars for the land
00:47:58Hudson falls town doctor just has five million dollars laying around
00:48:09what if what if i told you i could get it
00:48:14unfortunately it's worth a lot more than that
00:48:18well it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday
00:48:24what
00:48:27you two
00:48:30you and mrs mandrake
00:48:31here is your check for five million dollars
00:48:37what are you what are you talking what is he talking about
00:48:47whoa whoa whoa oh my god
00:48:55okay thanks spill alert
00:48:56i better get him cleaned up it was so good to see you
00:49:00good to see you two take care okay
00:49:01bye
00:49:03let's let's
00:49:04yeah thanks
00:49:04what are you doing
00:49:28what am i doing come on get in
00:49:32absolutely not
00:49:34absolutely not
00:49:36what am i doing
00:49:40oh
00:49:42oh
00:49:46oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:50oh
00:49:51oh
00:49:52oh
00:49:53oh
00:49:54oh
00:49:55oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:57oh
00:49:58oh
00:49:59oh
00:50:00oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:05okay
00:50:05fuck it
00:50:06hell yeah boy
00:50:07oh
00:50:11Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:28Marie! Go back to the circus!
00:50:54You think that's cool?
00:50:55Look at her. She looks like a mutant.
00:51:01There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:05Because you do?
00:51:25Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:33I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:39Where the hell am I?
00:51:49Where the hell am I?
00:51:59Okay, come on, guys. I want the lights hung. Hung above that right there.
00:52:05What are you doing? I didn't say to move the tree that way. Just go take it, please.
00:52:15Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night. I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:23By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:27I'm not destroying anything. In fact, I'm gonna make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:33You'll see. I bet.
00:52:35Listen, did we, uh...
00:52:39Last night?
00:52:41Piper! Piper!
00:52:43You gotta get up that mountain. Right. Now.
00:52:45What's wrong?
00:52:47It's Holly.
00:52:49They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:51Come on, guys.
00:52:53Polly!
00:53:05Get out of here! Come on!
00:53:07Polly!
00:53:08Oh, about time.
00:53:10What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:12Get this goddamn hippie out of here!
00:53:14Polly, what are you doing?
00:53:16If they try to take this cocksucker down, they'll have to go through me!
00:53:21We didn't talk about this.
00:53:26We need soiled samples. Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:30Just get her the goddamn out of here!
00:53:34She has to go.
00:53:38You know what? No, Polly! Stay there!
00:53:41Get her out of here now!
00:53:43You're a liar!
00:53:44I'm...
00:53:47Piper, listen, I don't...
00:53:48You know what? Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:50I quit!
00:53:53And you can find your own way home!
00:53:56Piper! Piper!
00:54:00You know these hippies?
00:54:01They don't trim their pubes.
00:54:05What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:07I don't know. You figure it out.
00:54:09Never let the party die!
00:54:14Fuck.
00:54:19God bless... everyone.
00:54:23Ew.
00:54:29Hello?
00:54:31Penelope, don't hang up.
00:54:32You have five seconds.
00:54:33Meet me for coffee. Please.
00:54:36No!
00:54:38I need to talk to you. Please.
00:54:41Fine. Whatever.
00:54:43Fine.
00:54:45Whatever.
00:55:01I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:03Well, here we go.
00:55:09Wait.
00:55:11What are you doing here?
00:55:12Wait.
00:55:25What are you doing here?
00:55:30Wait.
00:55:33What are you doing here?
00:55:34I, uh...
00:55:45I wanted a coffee. Is that...
00:55:48Okay with you?
00:55:50Yeah.
00:55:51Yeah, no. Of course.
00:55:53I just...
00:55:55Thought...
00:55:56You thought what?
00:55:57Nothing.
00:56:02You look really pretty.
00:56:15What?
00:56:17Well, I waited long enough.
00:56:28Go away.
00:56:30I'll leave you alone.
00:56:32Just one last favor.
00:56:33No.
00:56:35Please.
00:56:37Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:39Why?
00:56:40Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:44Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:46Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:50I think she hates me.
00:56:52Ding, ding, ding. She does.
00:56:54Fine. Leave it here and get out.
00:56:57It's...
00:57:25It's...
00:57:27Beautiful.
00:57:29I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:41It's the ghost with Bowser Party. La la la la la la la la la.
00:57:56Tis the season to be jolly. La la la la la la. La la la la la la.
00:58:04Oh my god, it's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:24Small coffee, please.
00:58:25He's coming over.
00:58:36He's coming over!
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:44Uh, hi.
00:58:46What's your name?
00:58:48Uh, I'm Penelope.
00:58:52Penelope.
00:58:54I'm Wes.
00:58:56Yeah, I know who you are.
00:59:02Just...
00:59:04You know?
00:59:04Uh...
00:59:17Uh, uh, well...
00:59:32Bye!
00:59:37What are you doing?
00:59:46This dress is not for you.
00:59:47Yes, it is, you toolbox.
00:59:50She wasn't home.
00:59:53I didn't want to leave it outside.
00:59:54I guess you do look pretty good.
01:00:04I guess you do look pretty good.
01:00:08Hudson Falls, we want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
01:00:14So, to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening.
01:00:19Miss Winter Taylor!
01:00:21Jesus Christ.
01:00:28What the fuck now?
01:00:31What the fuck now?
01:00:31Oh!
01:00:32Oh!
01:00:33Oh!
01:00:35Oh!
01:00:35Santa came down the chimney last night What a mess you made, you gave me a fright
01:00:55Santa, next time, use the front door Santa, next time, use the front door
01:01:25Santa, next time, use the front door
01:01:55Santa, next time, use the front door Santa, next time, use the front door
01:02:25Santa, next time, use the front door Santa, next time, use the front door
01:02:55Santa, next time, ΩΨ°Ω the front doorenser
01:02:57Okay, let's close theinski Enigma
01:03:00What a mess, what is wrong with you
01:03:01What happened to your dress
01:03:04Well, she just bumped into me
01:03:06That is not true
01:03:08Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:12Listen folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go
01:03:17Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art ski resort.
01:03:30Piper, wait. Piper!
01:03:35Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:40You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:55Wes, baby!
01:03:58Piper? Piper?
01:04:10Dakota?
01:04:13Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:04:15I know I said to attack me when I least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:04:21Don't do it.
01:04:25Goddammit.
01:04:26Oh!
01:04:33Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:37I don't know, I just...
01:04:39I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and...
01:04:43we would fall in love.
01:04:47It's so stupid. God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:50Hey!
01:04:52You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:54My son is...
01:04:56Oh, gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what you had.
01:05:02So angry.
01:05:08Um...
01:05:10I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:13I'll be right back.
01:05:14I'm up.
01:05:21Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:28You're on my shit list.
01:05:30I hope you know that.
01:05:34Ma, I...
01:05:37I'm sorry.
01:05:39Alright?
01:05:40So...
01:05:46How's your wife?
01:05:50What?
01:05:52Your wife?
01:05:54How is she?
01:05:59I'm not sure.
01:06:02Yeah.
01:06:04I know.
01:06:10How do you know Piper?
01:06:19How do you know Piper?
01:06:30How do you know Piper?
01:06:33Piper?
01:06:35Piper who?
01:06:36It's Penelope.
01:06:37Your wife.
01:06:38Who?
01:06:41Who?
01:06:47Penelope.
01:06:48Penelope.
01:06:49Is Piper White?
01:06:53Wes?
01:06:57Piper.
01:06:59Penelope.
01:07:04I didn't know.
01:07:05It doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:15This whole time?
01:07:16If you would have came back, you would have actually gotten to know me.
01:07:20Listen, I had to go.
01:07:22I had to.
01:07:23Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:27No.
01:07:29No.
01:07:30Then what?
01:07:32I had to leave.
01:07:34Why?
01:07:36That night, those men were after me. Remember?
01:07:41What is he?
01:07:43Oh my god, my nose! He broke my nose!
01:07:49I had to leave.
01:07:52I didn't have a choice.
01:07:54The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
01:07:58They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:08:01And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:08:07Bullshit. You left because you never cared about me.
01:08:10Is that what you think?
01:08:12I've always looked out for you.
01:08:14You took pity on me.
01:08:17I protected you.
01:08:19You're just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:21You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:23You don't know me.
01:08:24You were gone for the last five years.
01:08:26You just left me here!
01:08:28We had an agreement.
01:08:30What'd you want me to do?
01:08:31I wanted you to call me!
01:08:35I wanted you to come see me!
01:08:37I wanted you to do anything!
01:08:39Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me!
01:08:44I loved you!
01:08:47I still love you! I always have! Don't you get that?!
01:08:50No.
01:08:53I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:58It was never about the money!
01:09:02I just wanted you...
01:09:03I just wanted you...
01:09:14Wepper, what do you want me to do?
01:09:19I want you to go.
01:09:21And I want you to get out!
01:09:22And I want you to never come back!
01:09:24You destroyed our town!
01:09:25You don't even care! You're heartless!
01:09:29I'm heartless?
01:09:33You want me to leave?
01:09:36IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
01:09:41You know what? Fine!
01:09:43Fine!
01:09:44I'll go back to Manhattan!
01:09:46With my money!
01:09:47And my rich friends!
01:09:49And my fucking life!
01:09:51And you can stay right here!
01:09:54Just sit!
01:09:56With all the other fucking losers!
01:09:59These poor fucks!
01:10:00Who won't amount to anything in their life!
01:10:03Go ahead!
01:10:04Knock yourself out!
01:10:06I hate you!
01:10:09I hate you!
01:10:12Get out!
01:10:13Get out!
01:10:14Get out!
01:10:15Get out!
01:10:20Go!
01:10:21Please!
01:10:24Hey!
01:10:26Merry Christmas!
01:10:27Wes!
01:10:28Wes!
01:10:33Wes!
01:10:34Please, honey!
01:10:35Please stay!
01:10:36Stay!
01:10:37It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:38Mom!
01:10:39Listen!
01:10:40I gotta go!
01:10:41I'll see you in the city for New Year's!
01:10:42Okay?
01:10:43Honey!
01:10:44Please!
01:10:45Just for once!
01:10:46No!
01:10:47I have to go!
01:10:48What are you talking about?
01:10:49I'm sorry!
01:10:58Good job!
01:11:05Heels off!
01:11:07What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:14What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:16Peepee?
01:11:18Look at me!
01:11:21I am not your baby!
01:11:23I will never be with you, Winter!
01:11:26Daddy?
01:11:28Get back here!
01:11:30Get the fuck back here!
01:11:32We had a deal, you little shit!
01:11:36What was that?
01:11:37What was that?
01:11:49Do something!
01:11:59Cancel London.
01:12:01You take the chopper back to the city,
01:12:04I'll get my own ride.
01:12:05I need to be alone right now.
01:12:09Of course.
01:12:21Oh, and sir.
01:12:24Merry Christmas.
01:12:26Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:35Oh, oh my god.
01:12:38Okay.
01:12:46Yeah, real nice!
01:12:51Roll the chair for Perhaps,
01:12:53Roll the floor
01:12:55Roll the recipe.
01:12:57Roll the chair forfinden there.
01:13:01Do what pops up!
01:13:03Manhattan, and if you turn the Christmas music off, I'll give you $1,000.
01:13:23I did it.
01:13:26You did it.
01:13:27I did it.
01:13:29I'm a hero.
01:13:33I love it.
01:14:03Merry Christmas, baby.
01:14:18Listen, why don't we open presents now, and then I was thinking we take a plane to Portugal
01:14:23for New Year.
01:14:25What do you think?
01:14:26Hmm?
01:14:28What the hell are you doing?
01:14:29Wesley, I'm warning you.
01:14:37Careful.
01:14:42I think you should leave my apartment.
01:14:45Now.
01:14:46What do you want me?
01:15:11Because, because you're crazy, and you can't force anybody into a relationship.
01:15:23You can't force anybody to love you.
01:15:28Because I love her.
01:15:30What?
01:15:31I love her.
01:15:33I love Piper, and I always have.
01:15:35What is it about that bitch, huh?
01:15:40I'm a good person, too.
01:15:41I don't need to do the orangutans.
01:15:44I'm sorry I'm rich.
01:15:46I'm sorry I don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian.
01:15:50I deserve to be loved, too.
01:15:53I gotta go.
01:15:55No, no, no.
01:15:55What?
01:15:58What?
01:15:59What?
01:15:59What?
01:15:59What?
01:15:59What?
01:16:00What?
01:16:00What?
01:16:01What?
01:16:01What?
01:16:01What?
01:16:01What?
01:16:02What?
01:16:02What?
01:16:03What?
01:16:03What?
01:16:04What?
01:16:05What?
01:16:05What am I supposed to do now, huh?
01:16:20Where's Piper?
01:16:22I don't know.
01:16:23Who cares?
01:16:25It's Christmas time.
01:16:26My dreams are dead.
01:16:27What?
01:16:49Huh?
01:16:51Huh?
01:16:51Huh?
01:16:52Huh?
01:16:52Huh?
01:16:53Huh?
01:16:57Piper.
01:17:07Piper.
01:17:13You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
01:17:17You sign this, we all walk out of here.
01:17:20If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
01:17:24Piper, you okay?
01:17:30Where's my mother?
01:17:31She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
01:17:35Let me out!
01:17:44Alright.
01:17:46I'll sign, and you'll let them go.
01:17:49You have my word.
01:17:52All you have to do is sign.
01:18:07Let me tell you, nobody bucks Hank Calhoun except Hank Calhoun.
01:18:14We've got what we need.
01:18:17We've got what we need.
01:18:19Forget my mother.
01:18:20You came back for me.
01:18:22I'll leave you again.
01:18:24No, Wes!
01:18:25Look out!
01:18:26Look out!
01:18:27No, Wes!
01:18:28Look out!
01:18:30You're dead!
01:18:36Forget my mother!
01:18:38You came back for me.
01:18:40We'll leave you again.
01:18:52No!
01:18:53Wes!
01:18:54Oh, my God, I don't ever know.
01:19:15Baby!
01:19:17What happened?
01:19:18What happened?
01:19:20Get an ambulance.
01:19:21Call an ambulance, please.
01:19:24Jesus.
01:19:27Hi, Bert.
01:19:29Hi, Bert, look at me.
01:19:30Hey, Bert.
01:19:32Hey, Bert.
01:19:33He's...
01:19:34He's...
01:19:35Bert.
01:19:37Hi, Bert.
01:19:51Hey, Wes.
01:19:52Merry Christmas.
01:19:54All right, Christmas.
01:19:56Cheers.
01:20:08Hey.
01:20:11I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:20:16Yeah.
01:20:16You too.
01:20:18I missed it here.
01:20:19You all right?
01:20:22Yeah.
01:20:25Just...
01:20:27I wish she was here.
01:20:28I wish she was here.
01:20:28I wish she was here.
01:20:31Oh, it's really coming down out there.
01:20:43Oh, it's really coming down out there.
01:20:48Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:21:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:21:03I got it again.
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:04Sorry.
01:21:07Sorry I'm late.
01:21:09Mrs. Bell had her baby.
01:21:10A little boy.
01:21:11Oh!
01:21:11Nice.
01:21:12Good way.
01:21:12What was that for?
01:21:42Merry Christmas Mrs. Mandrake Merry Christmas Mr. Mandrake
01:22:12Merry Christmas Mr. Mandrake