00:00It's Kar Jenner baby fever, but Kim is not ready for it.
00:04Killer tarantulas are attacking.
00:06Kendall Jenner actually makes an appearance.
00:08Plus, are we just going to have to ship Scott and
00:10Sofia Richie now?
00:11I just can't.
00:15Hey guys, it's Ali with your weekly dash cap,
00:17and this week is a lot about secret babies.
00:19Not Kylie or Khloe's though, but rather Kim's third,
00:22who we now know as Chicago West.
00:25And apparently Scott Disick doesn't watch our videos.
00:27I'll be quite honest, I don't even know what this room is.
00:29Nursery.
00:31For another baby?
00:33Maybe.
00:34Do you really think you need to worry about redoing these cabinets
00:37if this is going to be a nursery for a kid that you don't even have?
00:39Is this a joke?
00:41Do you not know we're having another baby?
00:43Not really.
00:44Scott, we're having a baby in like a couple of months.
00:49I'm dead serious.
00:52No, I swear.
00:53You're not carrying it?
00:55No, I'm not.
00:56We went the surrogacy route.
00:58I never had this conversation with you.
00:59It's a joke.
01:00I don't know what's going on anymore.
01:01Scott, if you subscribe to our channel, you wouldn't have to ask such dumb questions.
01:05Quickly, this is just an aside, but there's this whole subplot this week about how Courtney's
01:10house is infested with tarantulas.
01:12It's truly horrifying.
01:14But as that's happening, we get a glimpse of Kourt's backyard sport court and look at these insane fleet of kiddie cars.
01:22Rain and Masek and Penelope have more whips than Tyga and Kylie combined.
01:26This is insane.
01:28Anyway, Kim, do you want to hold one of Courtney's tarantulas?
01:31I feel like there's a tarantula in my ass.
01:44What?
01:45What?
01:46What?
01:47What?
01:48What?
01:49Oh, my God.
01:50Do not with me.
01:51I'm literally dying.
01:54Like, this is my biggest nightmare.
01:56I've got to get out of here.
01:58No one with me and try to put one on me or I'll literally kill you.
02:02TMZ finds out she's having a baby via surrogate and the identity of said surrogate.
02:08Kim flips out and threatens to take legal action against the people around her who leaked the story.
02:14So see how hard her job is?
02:16But, okay, back to Spidergate.
02:17Courtney gets so freaked by the tarantula situation, she brings all her kids to mother to be Khloe's guest house.
02:24And Coco is not ready for the chaos of family life.
02:27Oh, my gosh.
02:28I only have a few more months left of peace and quiet.
02:31This is not what I need right now.
02:34I'm going to add your arms.
02:36I'm going to add your arms.
02:37I'm going to add your arms.
02:38I'm going to add your arms.
02:39I'm going to add your arms.
02:40I'm going to add your arms.
02:41I'm going to add your arms.
02:42Is this leather?
02:45That is leather.
02:46The other plot of this ep is Scott joining Kris Jenner in New York for Fashion Week.
02:52That means with cameras in NYC, we actually get eyes on Kendall Jenner.
02:56Yes, an actual Jenner sighting on Keeping Up.
02:59Interesting happens.
03:00But I just want to say we miss you, Kenny.
03:02Come be on the show more, please.
03:04Also, speaking of Scott, if you didn't already see this clip of Kris Jenner making Lorde D explain the age gap between himself and Sofia Richie,
03:12will just enjoy the evil genius that is the momager.
03:15Are you dating?
03:16Sure.
03:17Is it?
03:18Huh?
03:19I guess I know it is.
03:23Yeah.
03:24Wait, so how old is she?
03:26Because I really don't know.
03:27Is she Kylie's age?
03:2820?
03:29Yeah.
03:30And you're 32?
03:32Four.
03:33You're 34?
03:34You're 34?
03:35Yeah.
03:36Scott managed to stay sober this entire episode, by the way, even at New York Fashion Week.
03:41And he really doesn't want to open up any more about Sofia because I think if you read between the lines here, I think Lorde D is in love.
03:49And truthfully, as much as I'd like to be honest with her and tell her how I'm really feeling, I also do want to respect Kourtney and her feelings.
03:58Maybe down the line, but right now, you know, my biggest thing is just being respectful of everybody.
04:03Suddenly he's respectful and sober?
04:06Who is this person?
04:07Guys, I'm just not ready to admit that Sofia is good for Scott.
04:11I just can't do that right now.
04:12But someone who can is apparently Kim Kardashian.
04:16What is going on with Scott and Sofia?
04:19I've started to see pictures of Scott running around New York and whatever makes him happy.
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