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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, we have just reached our cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, and we hope you enjoy our in-flight movie.
00:10Uh, miss, how are we doing under that headset?
00:13I'll be right there, sir.
00:19Excuse me, excuse me, can I get a headset from you, please?
00:22Do not raise your voice to me, sir.
00:23I'm not raising my voice.
00:24Okay, stay calm.
00:25I am calm, I just want my headset.
00:27Is there a problem, sir?
00:28It's not a problem, sir, calm down.
00:30I am calm, I want it, isn't it, you people?
00:32You people.
00:33I mean, you people, I mean.
00:35You people, sir, calm down.
00:37I'm calm!
00:41This court hereby orders you to undergo anger management therapy.
00:45Anger management?
00:49May I approach, your honor?
00:51I think so, your honor.
00:53If I can't, I'll stand apart with my bare hands.
00:59What?
01:03Hmm.
01:04This is Dr. Cornelis and his playable orthodontist techniques.
01:07What?
01:07We put my stuff.
01:09What's that?
01:10We can't move it, dear.
01:11I don't know.
01:13I like it.
01:14New.
01:15Wrong.
01:17Linda's been thinking about leaving her.
01:20Jealous and so lonely.
01:21And a premature ejaculator.
01:23She told you I was a premature ejaculator?
01:25Well, that part I was just assuming.
01:27Now, why did I do that?
01:38Because I refused to spoon with you last night?
01:41I'm Jack Nicholson.
01:45Adam Sandler's insane.
01:51Management.
01:52We say, Dave.
01:53It's okay if I date your ex.
01:57It's okay if I date your ex.
01:59It's okay if I date your ex.
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