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00:00I'm a very good person
00:03I learned
00:05I studied
00:08And
00:10So
00:13I can
00:13I
00:16I
00:18I
00:19I
00:20I
00:20I
00:22I
00:23I
00:24I
00:27I
00:27I
00:29I
00:29I
00:29It's been a long time for me.
00:31I don't have a passion to drink coffee.
00:33Today the company is going to take care of me.
00:36Take care of me?
00:38Mr. President, I'll take you in.
00:41Mr. President, this way.
00:52Who is this?
00:53There's a big deal.
00:54Mr. President, from Maxwell's office.
00:57Mr. President.
00:58Mr. President.
00:59Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:01Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:03Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:05Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:07Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:09Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:11Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:13Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:15Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:17Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:19Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:21Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:23Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:25Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:26Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President,
01:27It's a very good job.
01:28It's a good idea.
01:32Now, we'll get to the会议室.
01:35The head of the head of the head.
01:37It's fine.
01:38Let's go.
01:44It's a good idea.
01:45I'll get this.
01:46Let's start.
01:46Here, I'll go.
01:49The head of the head of the head.
01:50The head of the head is about the head.
01:52I'm going to do something for you.
01:57请问我被优化的具体原因是什么?
02:01阮昭阳是吧
02:03嗯
02:04你的工作岐位,跟其他岐位工作内容重复率高达37%
02:08你做的市场数据调研报告我看过了
02:10你的数据还有方法论
02:12落后净凭两个迭代周期
02:14所以我认为,这个岐位没有被保留的弊形
02:17这是我给出来的专业性意见
02:19这些加班到凌晨的调研报告
02:21被王姐夸赞的创新方案
02:23在她的口中就是一串冰冷无用的数据
02:27I'm not going to give you a refund.
02:29I will pay for you to pay for your salary.
02:31Of course, you will pay for your fee.
02:42I will pay for my office.
02:46I will pay for my office.
02:48I will pay for my office.
02:50The office will be a fee to pay for me.
02:52If I am a lawyer,
02:54But if I'm not a fairer, I will still choose the job of the job.
02:58You're young, young people will be in the long run.
03:02The job will affect your behavior.
03:04You can understand it.
03:07Mr. Chairman, I believe the company will be right to fix it.
03:11I don't want to go to the job of the job.
03:13If Mr. Chairman is not going to do the job, I can go to Elsa.
03:17After all, the company has been in the company's network.
03:20It's still in my hands.
03:22Mr. Chairman,
03:23We're so many years ago, I'd have a lot to pay for you.
03:25What are you talking about?
03:27What are you talking about?
03:28We have a lot to pay for it.
03:29All of you have to pay for it.
03:31You have to pay for it.
03:33Okay.
03:38I'm sorry.
03:38Let's go.
03:39Let's talk about it.
03:45This report is not a problem.
03:47It's not a problem.
03:49You can't see it.
03:49It's not a problem.
03:51It's not a problem.
03:53I don't have to pay for it.
03:58Let's go to the next door.
03:59Let's go.
04:02Mr. Chairman.
04:04I know you're very busy.
04:05Can you give me ten minutes?
04:08You only have five minutes.
04:09That's enough.
04:13I want to know what's going on.
04:15I want to know what's going on.
04:21Without achilles and thoughts.
04:23At the end of my talk...
04:25...
04:26Be patient.
04:28You work with the numbers.
04:29You still need to know which technology does not
04:30Report.
04:31The mark of a twin징s 금ckry out.
04:32Until this one...
04:33...
04:34...
04:35...
04:37...
04:37...
04:38...
04:39...
04:40...
04:41...
04:42...
04:43I'm going to take you back to the 40%
04:50Five minutes later
04:51I'll take you to the right place
04:52Go to the right place
04:53Go to the right place
04:57I'm sorry
05:03Go to the right place
05:05You have two choices
05:06First
05:07First
05:08I'm wrong
05:09Second
05:10I'm wrong
05:11I'm wrong
05:12I'm wrong
05:15How are you doing?
05:16Five minutes
05:23How the fuck?
05:24I'm here to救
05:42Am I the blame for all this pain
05:46Or call me insane
05:48To cover up and say
05:50I wear a mask
05:52I wear a mask
05:56程总监
05:58这是我的正式版报告
06:00你很准时
06:04坐
06:12这版的数据报告
06:14确实比测试版的
06:15要更严谨
06:17但是
06:19你跟王杰的工作岗位
06:21重叠是客观的事实
06:23公司
06:24会在你们两个之间而选你
06:26王杰
06:27别忘了吃饭
06:31谢谢王杰陪我加班
06:33知道你不吃青椒
06:35没给你打
06:35像我们这种上有老
06:39下有小
06:40还有房贷
06:42万一被裁员
06:44我可以走
06:47但要拿到作为正式员工
06:50该有的赔偿
06:50我的档案必须如实表明
06:52我离开公司
06:54不是因为我个人能力有问题
06:56这对我下一份工作的背调
06:58很重要
06:59以你的学历背景
07:07连麦克斯威尔的简历初筛都过不了
07:09你拿着这个去找一扇
07:11他会给你一次比试的机会
07:13麦克斯威尔
07:14那个仅次于MBB的头部咨询公司
07:17那个只招收青北复交和长春东硕士的行业巨头
07:22我有资格去比试
07:24至于能不能过
07:25就看你自己的本事
07:26就看你自己的本事了
07:26我拿到了应得的辞退赔偿
07:32也确认了我的猜测
07:34陈经理担心我手中有他吃回后的把柄
07:37替换了我的正式报告
07:38想趁此机会踢走我
07:40想趁此机会踢走我
07:42你
07:44你
07:48你
07:49你
07:49你
07:50你
07:52软昭扬
07:52你
07:53软什么
07:53你
07:54我只是顺便把照片和视频给HR和你的
07:57史迪托詹姆斯都发了一份
07:59你说得对
08:00我软昭扬
08:01就是一点亏都不能吃
08:03好
08:04邦姐
08:05我走了
08:05我走了
08:05我走了
08:06我走了
08:07躺平
08:18保护
08:18今天终于能去我梦想中的公司啊
08:25有朝一日
08:43我也能在这里上班吗
08:45你
08:46你
08:47你
08:48你
08:49你
08:50你
08:51你
08:52你
08:53你
08:54你
08:55你
08:56你
08:57你好
08:58你好
08:59我是来比试的
09:00我叫阮昭扬
09:01那你往那边走
09:02待会有人来叫进会议室
09:03去参加比试
09:04好的
09:05谢谢
09:06不客气
09:07那边
09:08不好意思
09:09我在面试
09:10这次不能回去参加哈佛的小友会
09:12我本身都是耶鲁蛋
09:14这么巧啊
09:15你也是耶鲁蛋
09:16你之前了解过这样我们的用法
09:18我觉得我们的研究方向
09:20和这个港围系合度很高
09:22行不行
09:23各位候选者跟我一起进来吧
09:25各位候选者跟我一起进来吧
09:31走吧
09:44不愧是大公司
09:45这招队的水都这么高端
09:47答题时间九十分钟
09:49结束后大家在此等候
09:51通过的候选者呢
09:53我们会一一通知面试
09:54各位可以开始了
09:55市场容量估算
09:57中国一线城市每年消耗多少杯限制咖啡
09:59请立出关键假设影聚算网际
10:01一线城市
10:03一线城市每年消耗多少杯限制咖啡
10:05请立出关键假设影聚算网际
10:07一线城市常住人口约八千万
10:10核心目标客群白领学生
10:13约占百分之三十
10:15其他考虑因子
10:16如下节需求加百分之十五
10:19平价品牌占比百分之七十
10:23综合调整后
10:24估算区间在每年三十五到四十亿倍
10:28那个
10:29就是你说的
10:30不按套路出牌的黑天鹅
10:32要不要我去打上招呼
10:34不需要
10:35如果这种正规途径她都过不了
10:37那就证明她不适合麦克苏雅
10:40我怎么觉得她像一个人呢
10:47谁啊
10:49《射雕英雄传》里的
10:52黄蓉
10:53你话太多了
10:59是吗
11:01你以前就喜欢黄蓉啊
11:03你不就喜欢黄蓉
11:06我没说过
11:07你说啊
11:08你说啊
11:09你说啊
11:14孙明博
11:15笔试通过
11:16跟我来
11:22看来是没戏了
11:26算了
11:27北京又不止这一家公司
11:29来回十块钱的地铁肺不能白花了
11:32两位输一瓶的水
11:34我得喝回本
11:35喝回本
11:41老闺女
11:42哎呀哪
11:43那又吃着蜂蜜面子
11:44那玩意没营养呢
11:45妈
11:46我爸呢
11:47他身体好点呢
11:48你爸好多了
11:49给他干腌酸菜呢
11:50那个医生说
11:51让他喝这个西兰花汁
11:53我都给他挡好了
11:54来
11:55老头子
11:56把西兰花汁喝了
11:57不喝那玩意
11:58你赶紧的
11:59爸
12:00这玩意再难喝也得喝
12:01对身体好不知道啊
12:04得喝呀
12:05不许喝
12:06行
12:07我听我姑娘
12:08我 我喝了啊
12:10你爸呀
12:11他就听你的
12:12就搁我这儿
12:13跟我一天要我喝六点
12:14我跟你讲的
12:15你看看都喝没了啊
12:17好喝
12:18好喝
12:21他 找什么
12:22姑娘
12:23等爸这个酸菜鸡好了啊
12:25爸给你包酸菜鸡饺饺饺子
12:26给你游过去
12:27勾梯得让我闺女
12:28不管在哪儿
12:29都得吃上咱家这狗
12:31我就喜欢吃我爸
12:32包的酸菜鸡饺饺饺子
12:35那你要照顾好自己啊
12:37别老让我担心
12:38妈
12:39你抢什么抢
12:40你手那么埋着
12:41我姑娘关心我
12:42跟我说话呢
12:43都 都说了
12:44你把我饺饺饺
12:45你就
12:46我就想跟姑娘
12:47落两圈咋的
12:48哎呀 落
12:49不是让你落
12:50喊什么喊
12:51快点
12:52落
12:54姑娘
12:55你敢够吗
12:56不够的话
12:57让你妈再给你转点
12:58够
12:59咋不够呢
13:00我跟人合租的这房子
13:01一个月才两千
13:03我周末再帮人溜溜溜狗
13:05赚点外快
13:06够
13:07溜狗子
13:08闺女
13:09你那会儿多累啊
13:10那不行的话你回来
13:11我跟你爸能养你
13:13对 能养你
13:14就是
13:15你让一个抢
13:16我说的话呢
13:21喂 哎 毛鲤
13:22哎
13:23今天有空遛狗吗
13:24有空有空
13:25行
13:26那还是阿尔法
13:27老规律
13:28哎 但是他那主人强调了啊
13:30你这可绝对不许
13:31再教这狗三脚残疾了
13:33没问题
13:38阿尔法
13:40停
13:46阿尔法
13:47过来 过来
13:52阿尔法
13:53过来 过来
13:54哎呦
13:55紧紧想死你了
13:57让我看看
13:59怎么别瘦了呀
14:05走了
14:06带你出去玩
14:07阿尔法
14:08怎么了
14:10阿尔法
14:11阿尔法
14:12怎么了
14:13你的小鸭子玩具呢
14:15呃
14:17在里面吗
14:18可你的主人不让别人进去
14:22咱们今天就不带玩具出去玩了
14:24好不好
14:26走啦走啦
14:27走啦走啦
14:32好吧
14:52怎么觉得这个装修风格
14:54挺像某人会住的房子
14:58你很准时
14:59嗯
15:01怎么会突然想起它
15:04玩具
15:12走啦
15:13走啦走啦
15:20哎呀慢点阿尔法
15:24阿尔法
15:25过来
15:26过来
15:30阿尔法
15:32你怎么吐了
15:33我 我带你去医院
15:38师傅
15:39麻烦快点去人和宠物医院
15:41谢谢
15:42快点
15:45凌格
15:48麻烦你把阿尔法主人的电话给我
15:55喂
15:58你好
16:00我是负责六阿尔法的摩里
16:02我们在宠物医院
16:04阿尔法今天吐了
16:05我给他喂了点冰淇淋汁
16:07但是他以前也吃过的
16:08不知道今天是怎么了
16:10我不是有意的
16:11阿尔法从小是我带大的
16:13我不会做伤害他的事情
16:15阮昭阳
16:18程总监
16:20你把医院地址发给我
16:21我马上到
16:31阿尔法
16:32对不起
16:38别哭了
16:44程总监
16:45别哭了
16:55你哭能把他治好吗
16:57我害怕
17:01我怕是我害了阿尔法身边
17:04你害怕还为他吃血糕
17:06还叫他装全
17:08医生怎么样了
17:10他是一线炎
17:11要住院
17:13幸亏发现得早
17:15要住院
17:17是因为吃了血糕吗
17:19不是
17:21是主人喂得太好了
17:23要吃一段时间的处方粮
17:25那住院费在哪儿交
17:26我
17:28赶时间
17:29程总监
17:31这几天你去忙吧
17:33我帮你照顾阿尔法
17:35那
17:37有什么问题随时给我
17:39方雨昕
17:41医药费在这边交
17:43我帮你照顾阿尔法
17:45我帮你照顾阿尔法
17:47那
17:49有什么问题随时给我
17:51方雨昕
17:54医药费在这边交
17:55没事就好
18:05你爹竟然是程总监
18:10大家可以通过报表
18:12看出我们的关键指标增长
18:14我们的市场占有率
18:15年增长约为百分之二十三
18:17但是我们的营收呢
18:18却是负的百分之二十三
18:20今天阿尔法的便便成型了
18:22阿尔法在医院很无聊
18:23阿尔法在医院很无聊
18:28我可以去你家给他拿玩具吗
18:31护士说可以吃薯方凉了
18:34我买点儿
18:39程总监从不在开轨市看手机
18:41是有什么重要的事情啊
18:43是啊
18:45知道
18:47可以
18:48随便
18:49是有什么重要的事情
18:50是有什么重要的事情
18:55阿尔法
18:56你爹真是个情绪稳定的AI
19:08终于回家了
19:11过来擦手
19:14这边这边
19:16好了
19:17去玩吧
19:21加狗粮
19:32阿尔法
19:33姐姐走了
19:34算了
19:39算了
19:40还是回家什么
20:04你
20:05这边
20:07再来
20:14你
20:34Thank you so much for joining us.
21:04But when I see Maxwell, I will be able to see him again.
21:09I will be able to see him again.
21:11I will be able to see him again.
21:14Let's go.
21:16Bye bye.
21:17Bye bye.
21:20Is he good enough?
21:21Can I see him?
21:23Just ten minutes.
21:24Can I?
21:25I can.
21:26He agreed.
21:29He agreed.
21:30He's good enough for me.
21:32I will be able to see him.
21:34I can't see him.
21:35He gave him his head.
21:37Come here.
21:43He's good enough.
21:44Why?
21:45He's good enough.
21:52He's good enough.
21:53He's good enough.
21:54I'm good enough.
21:56I'm good enough.
21:57I think it's all good.
22:03Mr. Chairman, this is my memory of the Maxwell's book.
22:07Can you tell me what the problem is?
22:13Look at me as my friend of mine.
22:27八分 五分 三分
22:49最多只能達到六分標準
22:51但是Maxway啊 九分才可以達標
22:54這些你一筆帶過的點
22:56在別人那裡
22:58都能細化成可行性計劃
23:00九十分鐘寫十六道分析題
23:03這誰能寫得完啊
23:05你做不到
23:06不代表別人做不到
23:07效率低呢
23:08一是因為沒有訓練體系
23:10二呢
23:11是練習不高
23:13我原來在學校
23:15還算不錯的
23:18機頭奉尾的道理
23:20Maxway啊 需要的是奉頭
23:24那能不能請你教教我
23:26我到底應該怎麼做
23:36程總監
23:38是你的突然出現給了我夢想
23:40我也想像你一樣
23:42站在咨詢業的頂端
23:43雖然我現在還沒有能力
23:45進入Maxway
23:47我現在不可以
23:48但不代表我以後不可以
23:54敖言壯語
23:55說著容易
23:57但是能做到的
23:59卻是少數中的少數
24:03請你相信我
24:04我就是少數中的少數
24:06一周後我出差回來
24:08等我回來咱們就考試
24:10好
24:12那作為感謝
24:13你出差的時候
24:14我幫你免費照顧爾法
24:17好
24:18好
24:32奇怪
24:33我小兔子呢
24:35明明昨天還在吧
24:36明明昨天還在吧
24:41這一整周
24:42我每天下班騎車去雲端小區六阿
24:45再從這總價兩千萬的高端公寓
24:48騎車二十分鐘
24:49回到我兩千塊的出租屋
25:06阿爾法
25:18你給我該的探子啊
25:25程總監你放心
25:26我沒進你房間
25:27我只是
25:28既然醒了
25:29就起來測試吧
25:32現在
25:33一家新能源汽車公司
25:36準備進入東南亞市場
25:39需要在泰國和印尼之間做決策
25:41十分鐘之內
25:42寫出你的市場分析報告和決策
25:45只需要框架和思路
25:57牛之外
25:58實斤
26:20市惠
26:22有寫了
26:23漢ド星
26:24hof
26:25什麼
26:26I don't want you to get out of the house.
26:28Really?
26:31I'm not too late.
26:34I'm not too late at all.
26:41I've seen this.
26:43I'll see you all.
26:45This is Maxway.
26:46There is a company that is a company.
26:49This is a company that is a company.
26:52It's a report on the first day.
26:54Let's see.
26:55Let's see what the difference is.
26:56週二交給我
26:57程總監
26:58謝謝你費時間教導我
27:00我
27:01我不知道怎麼回報你
27:03所以
27:04就不要白白浪費了我的時間
27:06嗯
27:07我儘量
27:08明年進入麥克斯威爾
27:10明年
27:13你不看郵件嗎
27:20這是麥克斯威爾的面試邀請
27:23不對啊
27:24我不是筆試當天就被拒了嗎
27:25You've been beaten, but now there are a number of important goals.
27:29HR is now in the past six minutes.
27:33This time, I will be able to do it.
27:50Today, I will take care of two or three.
27:54Let's take a look at the team.
28:12I'm in the U.S.A.
28:14You're in the school?
28:15I'm in the U.S.A.
28:16We're in the U.S.
28:24You're in the U.S.A.
28:32How about we go on a team?
28:35I'm a team.
28:37I'm a team.
28:38I'm a team.
28:39I'm a team.
28:41I'm a team.
28:43I want to make a team.
28:45I'm a team.
28:46I am a master of the world.
28:48You are a master of the world.
28:50You are a master of the world.
28:52You are a master of the world.
28:54I am a master of the world.
28:56Sorry.
28:58I just wanted to have a similar background.
29:02Hello. I am from the world.
29:04We can be a team.
29:11Okay.
29:16Let's go.
29:18Let's go.
29:46Let's go.
29:48Let's go.
29:50Let's go.
29:52Let's go.
29:54Let's go.
29:56Let's go.
29:58Let's go.
30:00Let's go.
30:02Let's go.
30:04Let's go.
30:06First.
30:08Because you're a master of the world.
30:10Second.
30:12You're a master of the world.
30:14It's an assistive.
30:18It's a pleasure to be utilized.
30:20Take care of your friend.
30:22This is better.
30:24You're not good, at all.
30:26Wouwaiannau.
30:28You're able to serve your friend.
30:30Oh, so it's fine.
30:38It's fine.
30:42This is a very good idea.
30:43Let's go.
30:48Let's go.
30:50Let's go.
30:56I think I'm in the situation today.
31:00It's not good.
31:02You've been in college.
31:04You've been in college?
31:06What's the problem?
31:12I am going to wear it for a lot.
31:15I have to wear it for a lot.
31:17You'd always be wearing a little style.
31:20You weren't happy to wear it.
31:22You didn't want to wear it.
31:25You need to wear this color.
31:30You always wear it in the bathroom.
31:33I don't know who I was wearing it.
31:36You know,
31:39if you were wearing this,
31:41ulares
31:4229
31:43竟然是你
31:44最近吃胖了吧
31:46最近每天下班後
31:49還要準備面試
31:50確實吃了不少夜宵
31:53我胖不胖跟你有什麼關係啊
31:57你該不會是
32:00還有
32:01你這大半夜
32:02來別的男人家不害怕嗎
32:05一點都不懂得社會形容
32:08你不是別的男人啊
32:10You're his father, he was my father.
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