00:01Pussy punching, grim death, a Kardashian musical, and drunk Scott Disick, this week's episode has it all.
00:07Plus, is Kylie Jenner Kim's surrogate? We finally have the answers.
00:12Hey guys, it's Ali and okr. It's your weekly dash cap, season 14, episode 15, and this one really quickly devolves into a vagina punching contest.
00:23Should I be like Kim and his shoe?
00:31Are you kidding me?
00:33Oh my god, you got shoes on, you asshole.
00:36By the way, Khloe Kardashian seems to be embracing the arts. Coco, have you been taking piano lessons?
00:41Going up for the meeting.
00:44Shut up!
00:46Beautiful.
00:46Okay, the big drama of this episode centers around Scott's bitterness over Kourtney moving on with 24-year-old Eunice Benjima.
00:54Apparently, a drunk Scott called Kourtney, flipping out about it, and this is how she describes it.
01:00And then...
01:00Oh my god, at 2 a.m.?
01:022 a.m.
01:03And then by the end of the conversation, I just was like, I have a boyfriend, and he's 24 years old.
01:09It's not the craziest thing that's ever happened in the world.
01:12And so he was like, he's your boyfriend?
01:15That was a trigger, of course.
01:17And then he hung up the phone.
01:19Stop.
01:20Scott also later calls Kourtney, and when he's asked about what drugs he's on, he says everything.
01:26Now, this was filmed some time ago before Scott and 19-year-old Sofia Richie got serious,
01:31and he seems to be doing better now with his child bride by his son.
01:35Okay, let's get to Jenner time because finally, Kendall and Kylie made an appearance on the show,
01:40and we got to see Kylie's baby butt- no, I'm just kidding, I'm sorry.
01:43I can't even joke, of course they weren't on the show.
01:46It's just endless hours of Kris Jenner being a freak and talking about her own death.
01:51I would much rather not be stuck in a hole in the ground.
01:56The diamond.
01:57What diamond?
01:58I thought I told you.
02:00The diamond that I would make, or you would make, out of my cremations.
02:06Like a real diamond, or like a fake, dusty diamond made out of, like, ashes?
02:11I don't know, I have to look it up.
02:12Scott did manage to get sober by the end of this episode, and he and his new haircut,
02:17and a really new cool backpack are suddenly so professional.
02:23I'll see you on the business side of things.
02:25Okay.
02:26Finally, there have been a lot of rumors about Kylie being Kim's surrogate,
02:30but next week, Kim puts those rumors to bed for good.
02:34TMZ just posted that my surrogate is pregnant.
02:37The identity of our surrogate and all of her personal information got leaked.
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