00:00New platform, new platform, same project, same projects, rather.
00:11Another night of Retro Worlds.
00:18Let me make one thing perfectly clear, very, very clear.
00:25Now, I repeat again, the matches, the games, the games that we put on the, well, that I put on the, on the old, on the old channel,
00:49On the old platform, where they told me, "bye fish," "arrivederci," "aviento," "see you later," I'm not going to repeat them again.
01:04Okay, with that said, let's go to the game tonight, it's neither cold nor hot, it's very, very pleasant.
01:19With the moon, at full brightness, a magnificent, impressive radiance.
01:30So, what more could you ask for from Christmas?
01:33And I'm not here, reciting a poem or anything like that.
01:38I'm like this.
01:42Without further ado, let's get started, shine the light on the camera and let's get into action with Tokyo, with everything, to kill it as always, as I always kill it, because I am number one.
01:51Number one at everything, huh?
01:52In everything, absolutely everything.
01:55Well, there are the groups, group A, I love this video game, it fascinates me, it gives me goosebumps, without a doubt it is one of my favorites.
02:12And well, it's too late for later, they're not going to sleep.
02:18Group A, Brazil, Scotland, in sector A, Brazil, Scotland, Morocco, Norway.
02:24Group B, Italy, Chile, we already had several matches, Italy, Chile, 0-0, here in the world challenges, at Christmas Real 2-2.
02:34Cameroon, Austria, well, we're lowering it a bit here right now.
02:41If you could please turn down the cameraman.
02:43In group C, France, the host country, South Africa, Saudi Arabia, Denmark, Spain's group, Nigeria, we've already had some matches, Paraguay, Bulgaria.
02:56If you could please turn it up, I don't want to bother you too much, I'm going to have to turn it down and up again right now.
03:05Holland, that's what I pay you for, you bastard.
03:14If my memory serves me right, those of us who had more, the little Mexicans, the little Mexicans, here in this section.
03:26Netherlands, Belgium, South Korea, Mexico, Group F, Germany, United States, Yugoslavia, Iran also.
03:33We've had them all: Romania, Colombia, Group G, Romania, Colombia, England, Torres.
03:39H, Argentina, Japan, Jamaica, Croatia.
03:43Okay, let's go.
03:44Fasten up your pants, not for the faint of heart.
03:56Morocco, Norway.
04:09Morocco, Norway.
04:14Morocco, Norway.
04:14Morocco, uh, both were in the, in the last competition, in the United States, 1994.
04:35Uh, Morocco fared very badly.
04:38Morocco, Brazil, Netherlands.
04:43Norway was drawn into the same group as Mexico.
04:45He beat Mexico, one to zero, to start.
04:49They opened, uh, Mexico was next, Norway, Italy, Ireland.
04:56And, this, Italy.
05:05Mexico, which opened against Norway, lost by one zero.
05:08That one, the goal almost bounced there.
05:10And Hugo Sánchez, Sague, couldn't do it, eh, a header there, and it didn't go in.
05:17And before him Hugo Sánchez, and after him Sague.
05:21Uh, Haaland's dad was there.
05:23Haaland's dad.
05:24Haaland, Haaland, eh, looks like Thor.
05:28They say about Messi, no, nothing like that.
05:30The one who looks like Thor, and is from over there.
05:34Of those countries, he is Norwegian.
05:37The one who looks like Thor is Haaland.
05:41And what have I told them?
05:43What have I told them?
05:44The human beings of that latitude.
05:48People from those parts are very rough-looking.
05:51Very rough.
05:54Uh, all those countries, the North Africans, the Nordics, uh, the Saxons, uh, are too rough-looking.
06:06The Latino is very refined, very exquisite.
06:09But the, the, the, the, the inhabitant of, of those places, the ones I just mentioned, not long ago, eh, the ones I just told you about, eh, a few moments ago, are, are very tall, yes, but very rough, they are.
06:33And in Spain, the Basques, the Basques, the Basques, eh, are the tallest in the Iberian Peninsula.
06:44That is, from Spain and Portugal, but they are very rough.
06:48And what is the reason for that?
06:49The Basques are not, they are not Latinos.
06:53Uh, Basque, their language, does not derive from the Romance languages, from Latin, well, uh, the closest theory is that, I know the Basques perfectly, uh, for obvious reasons, the Basques are the most, the closest theory is that they are of Celtic origin.
07:15Basque politicians say, no, our cities, our towns, have a lot to do with the Celts.
07:23Others say Germans, and still others, uh, say Russians.
07:28The Basques are very rough.
07:30But anyway, getting back to the topic, uh, they say, no, Messi, Thor, no, nothing like that.
07:35First, they're not tall enough, they're not from those places.
07:39The one who looks like Thor is this Haaland.
07:41And Haaland's dad was playing there against Mexico.
07:44Well, in that group, they all tied, they all tied.
07:50The fairest thing would have been for all four of them to have advanced to the next round.
07:58Because Norway scored four points.
08:00Mexico four.
08:01Italy four.
08:03Norway four.
08:05Uh, Mexico four.
08:07Italy, Mexico, me first.
08:09Mexico four.
08:09Italy four.
08:10Ireland four.
08:11Norway four.
08:12Four points.
08:13Okay, then, let's go.
08:16Let's go.
08:18The engines start.
08:19The Basques are the tallest.
08:50I had already said this.
08:52Uh, the tallest, the highest, uh, the tallest, obviously his.
08:59Those who are the tallest in Spain and Portugal.
09:02The whitest ones.
09:03The blondest ones, the blondest ones, the blondest ones, are rough in the face, they are rough.
09:20There's Javier Aguirre.
09:26My dad had rough faces.
09:29My mom used to say.
09:30Uh, Luis has a very rough face.
09:32Luis has very rough facial features.
09:35Javier Aguirre.
09:39Ah, I already said my dad's name.
09:40Well, I already said that.
09:42In the, in the other place.
09:43Where my content is displayed.
09:44My dad's name is Luis.
09:51Is it called?
09:52Norway.
09:53Kickoff, approaching them.
09:55Time to hand over to your formatters for the game.
09:57Chris Rodley.
09:58First, John Mott.
09:59Silence, silence.
10:07But they just won't shut up.
10:19Let's take it easy.
10:21And we wake up.
10:24With me, as it is, pure, pure joy.
10:28General knowledge.
10:31What is the name of the program?
10:32The one who's on TV and everything.
10:34Breeding ground.
10:37That's why they're jealous of me, bastards.
10:39A lot of envy.
10:43They can't.
10:45I realize it.
10:47You can see it in their eyes.
10:48Because when I say I am the one.
10:50Because I am the one.
10:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sir.
11:23No, no, no.
11:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:25Starting the game.
11:26We've barely started.
11:30Ten minutes have passed.
11:40Oh.
11:41Oh, come up.
11:42My hair was falling out.
11:44The wig.
11:45No, no, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
11:46A joke now and then doesn't hurt.
11:49On the contrary.
12:00Laugh at yourself, joke around.
12:02It lengthens our existence, huh.
12:05Laughter moves more muscles than exercise.
12:08Hey!
12:09And you didn't mark that one.
12:11No, how awful.
12:14No, how awful.
12:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:17No, they did see it, they did notice that player's entry.
12:25Oh no, the first one fell.
12:27The first one fell, and it's a surprise.
12:29It's a surprise because Norway is the favorite to win the match.
12:36Norway beat Brazil in real life.
12:40They shared a group after...
12:42Or was it the last one against Brazil?
12:44If my...
12:45If my memory serves me right.
12:58I don't remember, well, that's it.
13:00I told him I hadn't played in a while, and well...
13:23Oops!
13:24Good, good, good, good, good!
13:25I hadn't played in a while.
13:29I'm just now getting my grip on the handle again.
13:33The buttons and everything.
13:34From the command.
13:35From control, as they say to their faces.
13:45Oh, good!
13:46Good!
13:47Good!
13:47Good!
13:47Good!
13:47Good!
13:47Good!
13:47Good!
13:48Good!
13:48Good!
13:49Good!
13:49Good!
13:49Good!
13:50Good!
13:51Good!
13:52Good!
13:53Good!
13:54Good!
13:55Good!
13:55Good!
13:57Oh!
14:02Well done!
14:02Well done!
14:03Well done!
14:18And now he's playing more in the...
14:20in it...
14:21in the field of...
14:23From the Arabs, right?
14:24That of the Europeans
14:51Oh, and he's going to throw
14:52Well done, it's tasty, it's tasty
14:54I don't know, it's malfunctioning, it seems to be stuck.
15:02The control is malfunctioning and right now it
15:08It takes a long time
15:14I didn't watch the trivia because
15:17It's gone
15:19It's gone, it's gone
15:21You already know that
15:23In this game, video game
15:26After the first half
15:28A trivia question
15:29And they give you the answer in the second one.
15:32But it just left me
15:33Wait a minute, it seems that
15:36I tell him he's failing
15:37I already know how to control it
15:40Today, today God
15:51Oh
15:52God
15:54Hey, hey, hey, ball for me
15:59Look there, there
16:06Touch it, touch it, touch it
16:08Ah, uh
16:09He touched it last
16:13If I'm not mistaken
16:15He touched her
16:15Because
16:16Today
16:26Today
16:29Ball, stop me
16:38Time is running out.
16:40Time is running out.
16:41Come on
16:41Add it
16:43Cookie
16:44They are nothing more than the word
16:46You know they say I'm a good sport
16:47And very rude
16:48Add a cookie
16:51Put him in pants
16:52Oh, it slipped out
16:55The first thing that
16:56That's how it goes
16:57You tell him
16:58And she messes up
16:59He's a hick, dude.
17:06Look
17:18They're like
17:19Three highs
17:20Until you finally dial one
17:22Yeah, yeah
17:25They locked themselves in
17:38The Moroccans locked themselves in.
17:40What disappointments
17:41What disappointments
17:42Me, me
17:42They are completely locked up
17:43Really
17:47Completely locked up
17:47They are completely locked up
17:57Oh, ch
18:03Throw it, throw it
18:04Let's go
18:04Well, we have to
18:09Look
18:14Look, look
18:15Look, look
18:16Bastard
18:16I'm missing
18:17They are completely locked up
18:19And they're going to look for a counterattack
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