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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought I was legal.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:23These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that up.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did you have a good one?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:04I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:20It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:32I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:47Come on, Becky.
00:07:59Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet...
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:57What, exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:13Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:42I don't know.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:53Fine.
00:10:00See, dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:24and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:27but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33Alright?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Put forward it.
00:10:38Please.
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40Alright.
00:10:41And I promise,
00:10:42he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So,
00:10:46Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:53And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:06make a deal
00:11:07whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:13Well, nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:22What?
00:11:23Romulus,
00:11:24what are you saying?
00:11:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:42At least I do.
00:11:43Obviously.
00:11:44See?
00:11:45There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:23if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:35What's it gonna be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15All right?
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:22Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:24And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:28I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:31Anyway, you must move in together immediately
00:13:33to avoid any suspicion, you know?
00:13:34Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well,
00:13:39it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:42That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:44Are we agreed?
00:13:46Sure.
00:13:48All right. Sign here.
00:13:49Salute to the new couple.
00:14:14To the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:08This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:46Mom.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58I'm sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:01It's not like you.
00:16:03Actually, we're... reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:20So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Valino? Maybe you've... heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:16:34Shhh!
00:16:38Socialite Man?
00:16:40Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:43How did you even meet?
00:16:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:48It's... been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:50He's so... toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil?
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:09Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:20We're already wet.
00:17:21I'm sorry.
00:17:30I don't know.
00:17:36We're ready to go, baby.
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:50Where did that come from?
00:18:20Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks. Finally.
00:18:29Oh, good taste.
00:18:32Oh, I'm good. You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:38You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:45Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:06Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:23He's jealous.
00:19:25Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:32I can't believe he said I was jealous. How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him? Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:44See you later. And um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:54Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:19:58You better not.
00:20:00How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:02Not now.
00:20:08Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:12You better not.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:27Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:31No. What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whatever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:18Sorry. It's a bit harsh. I'm just really... hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:28Hey, baby.
00:21:31You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:34You're rich now.
00:21:35I know. I like it.
00:21:36Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:38You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:42Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:45Oh, fine. Yeah. We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:47All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:49Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:52Look, I promise.
00:21:53I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:54Yeah, you're right.
00:21:55Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57Come on, Gucci.
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59Yeah.
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:01Yeah.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:04Yeah.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:07Yeah.
00:22:08Yeah.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Bye, Gucci.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:22I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah. Same here.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:33His whole family, actually.
00:22:34All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:35They should make a reality show.
00:22:36The little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:37Do you want to walk together?
00:22:38Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:40I'd like to.
00:22:41I'd like them.
00:22:42So how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:43A couple months.
00:22:44I like it.
00:22:45I had a bunch of terrible gigs.
00:22:46I had a bunch of terrible gigs before you guys.
00:22:47It's crazy.
00:22:48It's crazy.
00:22:49It's crazy.
00:22:50His whole family actually.
00:22:51All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:52They should make a reality show.
00:22:53The little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:54Do you want to walk together?
00:22:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like them.
00:23:01So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:07I like it.
00:23:08I like it. I had a bunch of terrible gigs before. Barista. Uber driver. Delivery guy. Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial. I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you? How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know. My whole life, I guess. It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow. I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight. Do you want to go?
00:23:52I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah. I still do.
00:24:04He's cute. I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:18I mean, uh, regular. Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:31Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:40Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools. Am I right?
00:24:47I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me? Engaged? No. Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24. I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope. Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13Should pick it up.
00:25:15Where? I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:17Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course. It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you've got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I bet.
00:25:39That means you've got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands,
00:25:45and we've got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:26:02Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:13And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:29What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:43Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard.
00:26:59And now, well, now she earns some money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:42Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:46you talk about the day's work,
00:27:48raise you closer together,
00:27:50comfort each other,
00:27:51just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking,
00:27:56it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:28:02Tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the Dino Verdina.
00:28:18Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:28:35in the limo,
00:28:35and don't be late.
00:28:37Don't be late.
00:28:41Why, Dad?
00:28:42Mm-hmm.
00:28:52So, remind me,
00:28:55why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister.
00:29:03And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:11I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:17How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:36Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot
00:29:43by that dress ASAP.
00:29:47Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:17What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:33Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just...
00:30:39something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome.
00:30:49Thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait.
00:30:54I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you.
00:30:57I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:30:59Amelia!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right.
00:31:11Hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:23Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:53Hey, it's Michelangelo Dino Avino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37You have good treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jack.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love it.
00:32:53Love it.
00:32:54Love it.
00:33:14Rockstars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:31One more please.
00:33:32But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:39Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so? I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older? I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's alright. Lots of stuff to introduce you too. Want some of that a drink?
00:34:10Yeah. Thank you.
00:34:16So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:20Since I was 13. Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:27That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're gonna quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music. I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight. I just want to relax. Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake. Now I'm not sure. We have nothing in common.
00:35:10Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck? I'm tipsy, and he's cute. Michelangelo had his fun. Now I can have mine.
00:35:35Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:38What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not. You're coming with me, dog walker. Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude. Back off. Grubby little hipster. She's my fiancée.
00:35:56So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:58Jake, I can explain.
00:36:00Let's go.
00:36:02I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:24I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech. You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:28Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around. Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:33I'm not following you around. You know what? I get it. You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:40Me jealous? Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:45Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick. I have a name.
00:36:52Well, wait. What are you doing? That is an original.
00:36:54I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:57Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:01I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit.
00:37:06That's from the Renaissance. You're history's worst nightmare.
00:37:10I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage. Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:18You are such a simpleton.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:24Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat. I tried to get along with you. You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:29I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:31Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:59Wait, wait...
00:38:05What's wrong with you...
00:38:06fantastic.
00:38:07Good tiáșżngă
00:38:08Good tiáșżng.
00:38:11Good tiáșżng.
00:38:13Good tiáșżng!
00:38:14Good tiáșżng.
00:38:16Good tiáșżng.
00:38:18Good tiáșżng.
00:38:20Good tiáșżng!
00:38:25OK...
00:38:26Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:45Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08No, we had too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:30My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:50What's going on?
00:39:53So...
00:39:54Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:39:59Michelangelo.
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:13And...
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:36I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike,
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like...
00:40:43Like an arcade game,
00:40:44and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean,
00:40:55that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:06Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let it down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:31What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:36Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:58Hey,
00:41:59unfortunately,
00:42:00something came up.
00:42:01I...
00:42:01I can't make it tonight.
00:42:03Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she...
00:42:10texted me yet?
00:42:11Oh, my God.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:17My God.
00:42:18I...
00:42:19We should talk...
00:42:23Hey.
00:42:34Hi.
00:42:36We should talk about Leslie.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:48We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:21Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:35What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:43:47That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:22Amelia.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:28I felt it too.
00:44:32So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:45:08So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:45:16How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:45:20It's not my fault.
00:45:21They should change the name.
00:45:24No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:45:28If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:45:38You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:45:45Thanks?
00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.
00:45:51Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:45:54I'm serious.
00:45:55The wedding's coming up.
00:45:59We could give it a shot.
00:46:01You mean like you and me?
00:46:03Together together?
00:46:04Why not?
00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:07Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:46:28Oh, hey, Royce.
00:46:31Jake?
00:46:32How's it going?
00:46:34Good.
00:46:35Yeah.
00:46:37Look, the other night was kind of...
00:46:38Crazy.
00:46:39I know.
00:46:41I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:46:43We were kind of in a fight.
00:46:46I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:46:48Is he always like that?
00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?
00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:58Well, I am his woman.
00:47:00He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:47:03And I don't blame him.
00:47:05Oh, my God.
00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:47:10I didn't mean to pry.
00:47:12I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk.
00:47:17Thanks, Jake.
00:47:18But I'm engaged.
00:47:20Remember?
00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:47:25I thought we had a connection.
00:47:27You're a cat person.
00:47:29It never would have worked.
00:47:31Come on, Gucci.
00:47:32Let's go.
00:47:36Cats are awesome.
00:47:37That was a great presentation.
00:47:44The marketing director loved her ideas for the new line.
00:47:47You think so?
00:47:48Ooh.
00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:47:53Now, listen.
00:47:54I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:59Gucci?
00:47:59Sure.
00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:48:09At the dog park?
00:48:10Mm-hmm.
00:48:11I just texted her.
00:48:12It's all set.
00:48:13Now, go get a lover boy.
00:48:27So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:30You've never played fetch before?
00:48:32It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:48:37Let me try.
00:48:39That's okay.
00:48:40I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:48:46Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50No.
00:48:51I like my work.
00:48:52What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:58You're right.
00:48:58I should work less.
00:49:01If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:49:08Fetch Gucci.
00:49:14I've got a big surprise.
00:49:16A surprise?
00:49:17Just wait and see.
00:49:27Grazie, Enzo.
00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:49:35What's that?
00:49:37Special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.
00:49:40But Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.
00:49:47You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today.
00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:57I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:03I'm kidding.
00:50:04This is for us.
00:50:05Why don't you get us a court script?
00:50:07What else is in the bag?
00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients, so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:50:13You can cook?
00:50:26That was so good.
00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:50:34How did you do this?
00:50:36I can't cook at all.
00:50:37Well, making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:50:40Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42No.
00:50:43My mom taught me.
00:50:45Tell me about her.
00:50:46I never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:50Sorry.
00:50:51I don't mean to pray.
00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:56Breast cancer.
00:50:57But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:00She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:51:11I still have all of her recipes here.
00:51:14I still have all of her recipes here.
00:51:17Handwritten in Italian.
00:51:19That's really special.
00:51:23I miss her.
00:51:25This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:51:30It's not corny.
00:51:31But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:51:35Just don't tell TMZ.
00:51:38What about your parents?
00:51:40My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:51:45It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:51:47I'm sorry.
00:51:48I just really hope these treatments work.
00:51:53I don't want to lose her, too.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:51:58Your story made me emotional.
00:52:00I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:02I'll help you.
00:52:02No, no, it's fine.
00:52:04I like doing the dishes.
00:52:05It relaxes me.
00:52:07Good.
00:52:08Because I hate them.
00:52:09Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:52:15Is it just the wine?
00:52:17Or am I really falling for him?
00:52:20Her.
00:52:23You don't want espresso.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:35Hey.
00:52:36Do you want an espresso?
00:52:38I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:52:40No, thank you.
00:52:41You need to have a morning meeting.
00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.
00:52:43Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.
00:52:45How could I?
00:52:47Ready, bro?
00:52:50Well, let me fix your tie.
00:52:53What do you know about ties?
00:52:55You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:57And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:00Touché.
00:53:01There you go.
00:53:03Okay, bye.
00:53:04Bye.
00:53:07Love you.
00:53:08Love you, too.
00:53:09Love you.
00:53:09Love you, too.
00:53:09Love you.
00:53:09Love you.
00:53:09Love you.
00:53:10Love you.
00:53:11Love you.
00:53:12Love you.
00:53:13Love you.
00:53:13Love you.
00:53:14Love you.
00:53:15Love you.
00:53:16Love you, too.
00:53:17Sorry.
00:53:20Reflex.
00:53:20I didn't mean to say that.
00:53:21Me neither. Too soon.
00:53:24Talk about it later?
00:53:26Yeah.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:32And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:40Look who's here.
00:53:42Hey, my little guy.
00:53:44Hey, little Gucci.
00:53:46Look at this right here.
00:53:49Let's try it.
00:53:51Oh, yeah.
00:53:53Now, here's mine.
00:53:55Just like that, huh?
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58Even got one for Big Brother.
00:54:00Right there.
00:54:01Come to Papa.
00:54:03Yes, my boy.
00:54:05All right, all right.
00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:10This is two weeks off.
00:54:11Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:12They're waiting for an answer.
00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:54:16He says the band is free.
00:54:19You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:21Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:24Oh.
00:54:25Well, all right.
00:54:26Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:54:28How about that?
00:54:29Not too big.
00:54:30Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:32Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:54:34We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:54:36What?
00:54:37Is there something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:39No.
00:54:40Everything is great.
00:54:41It's better than great, honestly.
00:54:44But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:54:48That's our thing.
00:54:50It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:52I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:54Wow.
00:54:55I never thought of that.
00:54:57You know, you have a very good point there.
00:55:00I'm very impressed.
00:55:03You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:55:07I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:55:10Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:55:13Love?
00:55:14Yeah.
00:55:15I don't know.
00:55:17I don't know.
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:19He's so cute.
00:55:21All right, all right.
00:55:23Change of deal.
00:55:24Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:26All right?
00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:55:30A wedding with Coldplay.
00:55:32No Coldplay, Dad.
00:55:34No Coldplay.
00:55:42So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:55:46It's not working.
00:55:48I know it.
00:55:49I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:52And I'm cured.
00:55:54What?
00:55:55You're cured?
00:55:57Oh, congratulations.
00:56:01I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:03I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:56:06It only took two sessions?
00:56:09I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:56:12Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:56:15What's wrong, sis?
00:56:17We should be celebrating.
00:56:19I brought Prosecco.
00:56:20No.
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22No, I'm good.
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:25Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:56:28You can tell me anything.
00:56:30Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:32Is everything okay?
00:56:34If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:56:47It's me.
00:56:49I have to tell you something.
00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage?
00:57:00What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:02It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:57:05And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:57:07Actually, he's not that bad.
00:57:12I kinda like him.
00:57:15Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:57:18We need to get you out of there.
00:57:20Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:57:25But what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:29You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:57:32They banned him for life.
00:57:34You'll never go to Epcot.
00:57:37He's not actually like the stories.
00:57:39Or at least not to me.
00:57:42He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:57:46If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:53What if you meet him?
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:56Meet him.
00:57:57Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:58Maybe, maybe you'll actually like him.
00:58:00Don't count on it.
00:58:02Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:58:06Fine.
00:58:07Yes.
00:58:08Only one.
00:58:09Yes.
00:58:13You won't regret it.
00:58:14I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.
00:58:23Thank you for making dinner.
00:58:25Of course.
00:58:26I'm glad she's cancer free.
00:58:28We need to celebrate.
00:58:31Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:58:37You mean besides me?
00:58:38I'm serious.
00:58:39It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:58:42Have a glass of wine.
00:58:45Tonight's gonna be great.
00:58:46It's enormous.
00:58:47Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:03It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:59:05Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:59:06Hmm.
00:59:07So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:59:21Uh, how about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:24Ninety-six Dom Perignon?
00:59:25Amelia, you said that's the year that you were born.
00:59:28Yeah, I...
00:59:29Sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:59:31It's worth more than my car.
00:59:33Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:35$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:59:39It's delicious.
00:59:41This was made in France.
00:59:43Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:59:46So, who wants a drink?
01:00:05You've hardly touched your food.
01:00:12It's a little too rich for me.
01:00:17Mine tastes great.
01:00:20So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.
01:00:27You don't mind, do you?
01:00:29Fire away.
01:00:31So, I know you two have been having your...
01:00:35Fun.
01:00:37Um, but...
01:00:39What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:43I don't think it's going to.
01:00:46That's cute and all, but...
01:00:49What about her career? Are you gonna support her?
01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy!
01:00:59Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:01:05We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:01:08See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:01:10You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:01:14We know now.
01:01:16Easy Betsy.
01:01:18I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:01:21And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:01:25And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:26I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:01:29Michelangelo.
01:01:30You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:01:33It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her. She gets it from you.
01:01:36Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:39You started it.
01:01:40Why don't we all just calm down? Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:52No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:55That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:57She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:02:05You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that. That's my sister. She just survived cancer.
01:02:09That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:16This is my house too and she can say whatever she wants.
01:02:18Not to me.
01:02:19You know, maybe she should be concerned. I don't like this side of you.
01:02:22See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:02:28You told her?
01:02:29She's my sister.
01:02:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
01:02:32Oh, is that all I am to you? A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation?
01:02:37That's not what I meant. It came out wrong, Amelia. I love you.
01:02:42You love me? Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know what that means.
01:02:46Shut the fuck up!
01:02:48You know what? Maybe she was right. I shouldn't have signed that contract. It's over.
01:02:53We need to get out of here. I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:10Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing. You could do so much better than him.
01:03:19Yeah. But he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that.
01:03:25We can talk about it on the road. Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn. Lay low for a bit.
01:03:32Mexico?
01:03:33Or Canada. Whatever. It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos. Or worse.
01:03:41I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us. I mean, I only told you about the contract. It's not like I told the media.
01:03:48You don't know that. We're liabilities. Loose ends. You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:04:00Get rid of that thing. It could be tracking us right now.
01:04:05Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:04:09See? He could have a sniper on us.
01:04:16It's Romulus. Hey, Romulus.
01:04:20What? What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:23He's missing.
01:04:36You came.
01:04:38Against my better judgment. I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:42I've just been busy, but it's over with now. You should punish me for straying.
01:04:53You make me sick.
01:04:55I make me sick.
01:04:56You make me sick.
01:05:05Nice underwear. It's a great craftsmanship.
01:05:15Okay. Let's get this over with.
01:05:17Is that all you have to say? Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:25I'm sorry, Chantel. I thought I wanted this, but I don't. I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:37Amelia broke up with me.
01:05:46It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:51Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.
01:05:55I am fucking devastated.
01:05:57And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:01I just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:03I don't know.
01:06:04I don't know.
01:06:05I don't know.
01:06:06I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:13Amelia?
01:06:15Hi, Dad.
01:06:17Gucci's gone?
01:06:19I'll be right there.
01:06:23What?
01:06:28Romulus.
01:06:30What?
01:06:31Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:36We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:06:44Well, we can help you find him.
01:06:47Yeah?
01:06:48Right?
01:06:50Good, thanks.
01:06:52Gucci?
01:06:54This better not be a trap. Just come on.
01:06:59Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, hey, hey! Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:03Huh?
01:07:04I thought you were both together. Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:06Oh, um, he's...
01:07:08Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:10Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:07:19Smart move, kid.
01:07:20Smart move, kid.
01:07:21Here, ladies.
01:07:22Take a piece of this prosciutto over here.
01:07:24That's it.
01:07:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:07:28Give me the urk.
01:07:29Give me the urk.
01:07:40Gucci!
01:07:41He's hopeless.
01:07:42We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:43We're never gonna find him.
01:07:44Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:45He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:46Keep looking.
01:07:47He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:07:48See?
01:07:49They're not gonna kill us.
01:07:50I do have to admit, though,
01:07:52I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:07:54He's really there for his dad.
01:07:56His dad's dog.
01:07:58So you approve now?
01:08:00They didn't say that.
01:08:02I didn't say that.
01:08:04I didn't say that.
01:08:06No, no, no, no.
01:08:08No, no, no, no.
01:08:10No, no, no.
01:08:11No, no, no, no.
01:08:13No, no, no.
01:08:14No, no, no.
01:08:15No, no, no.
01:08:16No, no, no, no.
01:08:18Gucci!
01:08:22Gucci!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:33Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:06Okay.
01:09:09Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:13Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:24Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:27I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:37I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:43Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:48And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:52You're not one.
01:09:54I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:57Most of them are good.
01:09:59I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:02I'm not.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:07You're not.
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:17And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:27Dad.
01:10:29What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:35Why, son?
01:10:37Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:46But because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contracts null and void.
01:10:58Amelia.
01:11:02Amelia.
01:11:04Where will it be?
01:11:07Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:14Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:28You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:35And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:38Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:57I think I can get used to it.
01:11:59And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:02I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:05Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:09It was worth a try.
01:12:10And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:24Michelangelo?
01:12:25And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:39Michelangelo?
01:12:40Michelangelo?
01:12:41Michelangelo?
01:12:42Michelangelo?
01:12:43Michelangelo?
01:12:44Michelangelo?
01:12:45Michelangelo?
01:12:46Michelangelo?
01:12:47Michelangelo?
01:12:48Michelangelo?
01:12:49Michelangelo?
01:12:50Michelangelo?
01:12:51Michelangelo?
01:12:52Michelangelo?
01:12:53Michelangelo?
01:12:54Michelangelo?
01:12:55Michelangelo?
01:12:56Michelangelo?
01:12:57Michelangelo?
01:12:58Michelangelo?
01:12:59Michelangelo?
01:13:00Michelangelo?
01:13:01Michelangelo?
01:13:02Michelangelo?
01:13:03Michelangelo?
01:13:04Michelangelo?
01:13:05Michelangelo?
01:13:06forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year and
01:13:13in return I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:13:24daycare you've always dreamed of. Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model but here we are
01:13:49Michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:55something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy and although we haven't spent much time
01:14:05together it feels like a lifetime in a good way. I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:12Te amo Michelangelo. I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills
01:14:19I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks. I'm Betsy. Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake. Another dog walker.
01:14:39It's crazy. You know, giving my sister. But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:48Woohoo!
01:14:49Oh, clap.
01:14:51Clap.
01:14:51family
01:14:52choosing the
01:14:56needs to trade
01:14:57you
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