How to Break a DILF
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00:00:00He's not even gonna ask?
00:00:02Does he not care at all?
00:00:04Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:00:06No, Sophie.
00:00:08Some things you can't take him back, would you say?
00:00:14Jesse, I'm in love with you.
00:00:20No, Sophie.
00:00:22You're like a daughter to me.
00:00:23Don't say that.
00:00:24It's not like that.
00:00:25I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:00:27I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog
00:00:31and children that run around in the backyard.
00:00:34That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:00:36No.
00:00:37No, you're just young and you're confused and you're gonna outgrow these feelings.
00:00:41Outgrow these feelings?
00:00:43I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:00:45I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:00:47They're not going anywhere.
00:00:48Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:00:50What the hell is she smiling about?
00:00:58I told her this meeting's important.
00:01:00Daydreaming again.
00:01:01Hey.
00:01:03Come here.
00:01:04Me?
00:01:05Yeah.
00:01:06Project the demo for me.
00:01:07Sophie, snap out of it.
00:01:09This is work.
00:01:10You need to focus.
00:01:11Oh, my God.
00:01:16I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:01:19I can't stop thinking about him.
00:01:21I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:01:27Wait.
00:01:28Your dad's best friend?
00:01:30Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:01:34Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:01:36That's enough.
00:01:40Sophie, you stay here.
00:01:40Everybody else, get out.
00:01:41Meeting's over.
00:01:42Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:01:46We should put her in line.
00:01:48Get out.
00:01:49All of you.
00:01:50Let's go.
00:01:56Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:01:58I told you to be focused.
00:01:59Aren't you even going to ask me who I'm talking about?
00:02:02My dad's best friend?
00:02:04Who do you think that is?
00:02:06She used to text me all the time.
00:02:22She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:02:28It's so warm.
00:02:36Sophie, you looked drunk.
00:03:04Where are you?
00:03:06It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:03:08Fish has taken the bait.
00:03:14Why isn't he here yet?
00:03:15You just texted him in the address like 10 minutes ago.
00:03:20Give it a second.
00:03:26What if he doesn't come?
00:03:27Hey, be patient, all right?
00:03:29Just 10 more minutes.
00:03:33Let's dance over there.
00:03:36Anything?
00:03:36Anything?
00:03:37He's not coming.
00:03:39Everything's over.
00:03:40Told you we mill.
00:03:46Told you we mill.
00:03:48Why is my dad calling you?
00:04:15George, what's up?
00:04:16Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another apartment, but we're gonna be ready for another week and have an eye on our honeymoon.
00:04:25The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:04:29Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:04:32Do you mind if she stays with you for a week?
00:04:35Just until the, uh, until the lease starts?
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:41What did he say?
00:04:43We gotta pack your stuff up.
00:04:47Pack? Pack for what?
00:04:49Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:04:52Shhh.
00:04:58Jesse, I want you.
00:05:01Want me to what?
00:05:02I want you to make love to me.
00:05:04What are you talking?
00:05:06I want you inside of me now.
00:05:08I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse.
00:05:11This is what I've been waiting for.
00:05:13So that was my first case.
00:05:16Sophie's still a virgin.
00:05:17You're a virgin.
00:05:18Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:05:19Fuck me.
00:05:20What the hell am I doing?
00:05:21Stop.
00:05:22We have to stop.
00:05:23We can't do this.
00:05:24What?
00:05:25Why?
00:05:26I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:05:27You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:05:28Someone your own age.
00:05:29Not a man like me.
00:05:30You are the man I love.
00:05:31Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:05:32I've been waiting for you.
00:05:33I'm sorry.
00:05:34We can't do this.
00:05:35This should have never happened.
00:05:37Who the hell are you?
00:05:38I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:05:40Oh.
00:05:41Well, this is Sophie's uncle.
00:05:43Oh.
00:05:44Oh.
00:05:46You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:05:47You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:05:48Some of you are your own age.
00:05:49Not a man like me.
00:05:50You are the man I love.
00:05:51Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:05:52I've been waiting for you.
00:05:53I'm sorry.
00:05:54We can't do this.
00:05:55This should have never happened.
00:05:56Who the hell are you?
00:05:57I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:06:00Oh.
00:06:01Heh.
00:06:02Well.
00:06:03This is Sophie's uncle.
00:06:06Uncle.
00:06:07Uncle.
00:06:08Uh, um.
00:06:09It's nice to meet you, sir.
00:06:11I'm Safi's friend.
00:06:14Why'd you come?
00:06:17Were you worried about me?
00:06:20Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:06:25Jealous?
00:06:26You sent me that text message luring me here.
00:06:28Don't play smart.
00:06:29You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:06:36I can't believe the lease in my apartment is all ready.
00:06:47Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts.
00:06:51Then you gotta go.
00:06:52Back to being a cold hard ass.
00:06:54So, are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?
00:06:57Because you did kiss me.
00:06:59Or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:07:02That was my fault. I shouldn't have done that.
00:07:05I don't want you to feel bad.
00:07:08I wanted you to kiss me.
00:07:14That's the problem, Safi.
00:07:16Because I'm gonna kiss you too.
00:07:25You're breaking rules.
00:07:26No flirting.
00:07:28But I skipped that.
00:07:30And so?
00:07:32Do you feel hungry?
00:07:33Do you feel hungry?
00:07:46No underwear?
00:07:47Uh-uh.
00:07:49I ain't cheating, princess.
00:07:51So what now? Are you dealing punishment at last time?
00:07:54Is that what you are? Do you want any clutters?
00:07:56Punish me harder, please.
00:07:57What are you doing in my room?
00:07:58Um...
00:07:59I-I just came to get my things.
00:08:01You don't know all directions too well.
00:08:02How should I punish you?
00:08:03Fine.
00:08:04Fine.
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00:08:39Fine.
00:08:40Fine.
00:08:41She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:08:48Why'd you sneak in tomorrow?
00:08:51Just watch porn?
00:08:53I just watched, I know what you like.
00:08:56Did you figure it out?
00:08:59You like hot most?
00:09:02Yeah.
00:09:04Keep guessing.
00:09:06I feel something hard against what I like.
00:09:09You feel that right?
00:09:13Rule number one.
00:09:17No sex.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:09:23Rule number two.
00:09:25No flirting.
00:09:27No tempting me.
00:09:28It's hard enough as it is.
00:09:30I can't promise anything.
00:09:32Rule number three.
00:09:33You're here for a week.
00:09:35When school starts, you check into your dorm.
00:09:38It's just nothing like what I expected.
00:09:41I don't graduate for another year.
00:09:43That's so far away.
00:09:48My house.
00:09:49My rules.
00:09:54Come on.
00:09:55I'll show you your room.
00:09:57Do you want money?
00:09:58I have money.
00:09:59We don't want money.
00:10:00She's so fucking hot.
00:10:01I get to go first.
00:10:02What are you doing?
00:10:03Please, please let me go.
00:10:04Let me go.
00:10:05Shut up.
00:10:06Sophie.
00:10:07Is that Jesse?
00:10:08Get your fucking hands off her.
00:10:09Are you okay?
00:10:10Are you okay?
00:10:11No.
00:10:12No.
00:10:13No.
00:10:14No.
00:10:15No.
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00:10:31Anything.
00:10:32Anything.
00:10:33No.
00:10:34Nothing.
00:10:35No.
00:10:36No.
00:10:38No.
00:10:39You guys.
00:10:40No.
00:10:43No.
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00:10:52No.
00:10:53So he likes...
00:10:54Older.
00:10:55...one of them.
00:10:57I can't fight a battle blind folded.
00:10:59I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:11:05Mmm, no secret it is.
00:11:24Holy shit, so rough.
00:11:30Looks like you found out the secret.
00:11:37Same roof tonight, same bed soon.
00:11:54Jessie, so hot.
00:11:57So hot.
00:12:03Nope, this is killing me. I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:12:10Jessie. Jessie.
00:12:12Jessie.
00:12:21Where did he hide it?
00:12:23What the?
00:12:35Mills? That's what was on to him?
00:12:36Milks? That's what's on to him?
00:12:43Mr. DeLancey, we're in your office. Anyone can walk by.
00:12:51So what? I'm the CEO. Let him wash. You know, ever since you joined this company,
00:12:58it's taken my full willpower and I think I see her today. You know what's up here?
00:13:02Then kiss my boss now.
00:13:06I'm gonna fight to rap against this window. I know what kind of experience you had with
00:13:16these boys, but they're about to have him orgasm. You know what I mean?
00:13:21Yes. Yes, what? Yes, sir. Please fuck me.
00:13:28So...
00:13:36I heard you calling my name?
00:13:46She said no, motherfucker!
00:13:48Motherfucker!
00:13:50Come on, you're coming home with me. Now.
00:13:58Oh fuck. Why does he look so mad?
00:14:04Are you mad at me or something?
00:14:06Why would I be mad at you?
00:14:08Well, you look mad.
00:14:10And for what, you're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age, so I did and now you're upset?
00:14:18I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:14:20What were you gonna do if I didn't show back up?
00:14:22Was your friend gonna help you?
00:14:24What are you gonna do? Are you gonna sleep with some random guy despite me?
00:14:28What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:14:30Fine. I shouldn't have done that.
00:14:32But what else am I supposed to do? Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:14:36I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown ass woman.
00:14:42But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:14:47You have feelings for me too. You're just too scared to admit it.
00:14:53Okay, fine. You know what? I'll leave and I'll never bother you again.
00:15:00It's your choice.
00:15:07Then why are you here messing up my chance with my men to be?
00:15:12The truth is that Sophie hates her uncle.
00:15:16He's like a total control freak and he is super strict.
00:15:21She's fucking 21. She can do whatever she wants.
00:15:23Yeah, exactly. Right? Go over there and pull her aside.
00:15:27Please. And really, I think you guys would meet such a cute couple.
00:15:31I really do think you should go to our chat.
00:15:43Fine. Then that's what I'll do.
00:15:48Here, you can change into this.
00:15:50What the hell are you doing?
00:16:02You told me to get changed.
00:16:04In the bathroom?
00:16:05I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:16:07So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:16:09See yourself.
00:16:13Liar.
00:16:25Okay. Let me get this wound hold up for you.
00:16:28I sound fine. You gotta go get some sleep. You know what a spare bedroom is.
00:16:43Get some rest. I'll drop you off of your house first in the morning.
00:16:46If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:16:52I'm not running away, Sophie. I'm tired. I've had a long day, obviously.
00:16:59And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:17:15Why are you hard?
00:17:20Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:17:22You really do deserve to be punished.
00:17:29You have to punish me now.
00:17:45I needed this for so long.
00:17:47I didn't know you were in such a kinky stock.
00:17:58She is the intern who fantasized about thanking Jessie at the meeting.
00:18:02Ooh.
00:18:04The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:18:07No, no. Be nice.
00:18:09She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:18:12Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:18:15Oh, Karen. The only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:18:19Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:18:24Hmm.
00:18:38Get away from me!
00:18:40Okay, don't be mad.
00:18:45How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:18:50You scared now?
00:18:52Good. Maybe you'll finally leave.
00:18:58Nope.
00:19:00I fought so hard to get in this house. I'm not just gonna leave.
00:19:03Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
00:19:14Get your mother out of the gutter.
00:19:16So, why did you guys break up?
00:19:18And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.
00:19:21She lied to me.
00:19:23About everything.
00:19:25And she cheated on me.
00:19:26When I finally saw who she truly was, I was appalled by the fact that I married her.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:33Shit.
00:19:34Sorry.
00:19:36Sometimes you don't know who a person is, even when you're married to them.
00:19:43I'm gonna take a nap.
00:19:44I'm gonna take a nap.
00:19:50Sophie, what are you doing?!
00:19:52Sophie!
00:20:05Sophie!
00:20:07Wake up Hayden!
00:20:08So
00:20:36So that was my first kiss.
00:20:41So that was my first kiss.
00:20:44Her first kiss?
00:20:45Which means Sophie's still a virgin.
00:20:48That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR.
00:20:51What the fuck are you thinking?
00:20:53You scared the shit out of me, it's not funny!
00:20:57If you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:21:02Next time I'm gonna let you drown.
00:21:07I love you.
00:21:14This is crazy.
00:21:16Mergers and acquisitions, guns, weapons, things like that.
00:21:24Nothing can happen between you and Sophie.
00:21:26You have to stop thinking about that.
00:21:29Alright, alright.
00:21:30It is late.
00:21:31It is my wedding night.
00:21:33And we are going back to our tent.
00:21:41You all have fun and we will see you tomorrow.
00:21:46Come on baby.
00:21:47Ow.
00:21:55I'm pretty tired too.
00:21:57So, tired of my tent.
00:21:58I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:21:59where are you?
00:22:01I'm pretty tired.
00:22:02But the night is hot, I'm pretty tired.
00:22:04So, tired of you.
00:22:05And that is so much better.
00:22:07I'm pretty tired.
00:22:08I'm pretty tired.
00:22:09I'm pretty tired and I'm pretty tired.
00:22:12I'm pretty tired.
00:22:13You should be so tired.
00:22:16I'm pretty tired and we're just tired,
00:22:18I'm pretty tired of it as soon as you don't mind.
00:22:20There she is.
00:22:22We're really good, too.
00:22:23I'm pretty tired because I'm too tired!
00:22:25Where you are.
00:22:51Take another step or pull your fucking brains out.
00:22:55Get on the ground.
00:23:00Get on the fucking ground.
00:23:03Don't kill us.
00:23:04Please don't kill us.
00:23:06We'll never happen again.
00:23:07We swear.
00:23:08I didn't know we have his side to him.
00:23:10911, what's your emergency?
00:23:12Hell, I have an attempted rape.
00:23:14Two white males, mid-twenties.
00:23:16The corner at 46 and 30.
00:23:19Listen, bro, just...
00:23:20Now you guys are going to sit here and wait for the cops.
00:23:24And if I see you come around here again,
00:23:26I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:23:30You alright?
00:23:31You alright?
00:23:32Oh!
00:23:33No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:35You alright?
00:23:37You alright?
00:23:38Sophie, stop staring at me.
00:23:53I wasn't staring.
00:23:54I just...
00:23:56Wait, you're hurt.
00:24:03It's nothing.
00:24:05I'm going to get you some dry clothes.
00:24:07He still came looking for me.
00:24:09Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:24:14Hey, Daddy.
00:24:16Welcome to the family.
00:24:19Congratulations.
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:25She's drunk.
00:24:27I'm going to take her down the lake.
00:24:28Maybe she's sobering up a little bit.
00:24:30Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:24:32I'm one of these bastards thinking it's his easy prey because he's tipsy.
00:24:36He's the only one I trust around here.
00:24:48You're the suit to every girl.
00:24:50You're not every girl.
00:24:52I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:24:53Can you please come up with something new?
00:25:01I'm tipsy, okay?
00:25:02Just let me rest.
00:25:03I'm tipsy, okay?
00:25:03Just let me rest.
00:25:03Hi.
00:25:17I'm...
00:25:17Thanks.
00:25:19Fine.
00:25:22I'll stop bothering you then.
00:25:24You gonna eat?
00:25:38Nope.
00:25:38I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:25:43We'll work out.
00:25:54Kid, I'm trying to wash.
00:26:02Is that my shirt?
00:26:07So am I distracting you?
00:26:14It's in my dressing room.
00:26:15This was my dressing room.
00:26:26Stay out of it.
00:26:27I can handle my own shit.
00:26:31Sorry.
00:26:32This is my room now.
00:26:34Oh, sweetie.
00:26:36So, uh, you two still don't share bed?
00:26:40So what?
00:26:41I'm his girlfriend now.
00:26:43Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job.
00:26:46And right here.
00:26:51Sorry.
00:26:52No rings in there.
00:26:53Just my decah balls that God gave me for free.
00:26:57Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
00:27:00You little bitch.
00:27:06I'm Sophie Holland.
00:27:08I'm stuck in an unending hell, fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:27:13The CEO of the Lancy Corp.
00:27:15And my dad's best friend.
00:27:17I'm his summer intern assistant for my junior year of college, but I can never tell him that
00:27:22I want him to shove my face down on his desk and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand
00:27:28pieces.
00:27:29Everybody else in.
00:27:32Everybody else in.
00:27:33Except for Sophie.
00:27:34Yeah, if I'm gonna talk about.
00:27:35Cool.
00:27:36He always treats Sophie differently.
00:27:38Mr. DeLancy, what did we need to discuss?
00:27:52There's no one here.
00:27:53You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:27:55There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:27:57Listen, kid, it's your last day.
00:28:00Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so you showed up.
00:28:05God, he's so hot.
00:28:07Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:28:08He smells so good.
00:28:09This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:28:13And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:28:15Yep.
00:28:16There's a 20-year age gap between us.
00:28:18He still treats me like a kid.
00:28:20But this kiddo is now a grown-ass woman.
00:28:24Hey.
00:28:26You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:28:28You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:28:32Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:28:35Also, don't call me a kiddo.
00:28:37I'm 21.
00:28:38You'll always be a kid to me.
00:28:41I stop smoking.
00:28:43It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:28:44Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:28:58I'm staying.
00:29:00But I'll behave, okay?
00:29:02I'll follow all the rules.
00:29:04No more seduction attempts.
00:29:06Please don't make me leave.
00:29:10Fine.
00:29:11You leave on the first day of school.
00:29:12Yes.
00:29:13I knew you'd cave.
00:29:14Oh, I'll get it.
00:29:19Karen won't make a move yet.
00:29:21I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:29:25Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:29:28Okay.
00:29:30Dear Mr. Delancey,
00:29:31I'm throwing a get-together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:29:35It would be a great time with neighbors.
00:29:37Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:29:40The theme is Bridgerton, so come dressed to impress.
00:29:42Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:29:46Since when do I have neighbors?
00:29:48Bring your partner.
00:29:49It'll be fun.
00:29:50Hard pass.
00:29:52You do want to show me off.
00:29:56A few days left.
00:29:57Might as well let her have this.
00:29:59Fine.
00:30:00Yes.
00:30:01Jesse, you're the best.
00:30:07I feel something hard against my leg.
00:30:10Got you for that, right?
00:30:12But Jesse?
00:30:13Mm-hmm.
00:30:15The rule is no flirting.
00:30:16That girl will be the death of me.
00:30:37What is he doing?
00:30:38What is he doing?
00:30:40Youngie.
00:30:56You hungry?
00:30:59You hungry?
00:31:04We should practice inside.
00:31:06If you have one more cell, I'll join you.
00:31:08That's cheating.
00:31:09I'll join you. Let me help.
00:31:20Karen, who is this? You invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:31:28Do you know where the host is?
00:31:29The host? Don't you mean your master?
00:31:33Oh, poor maid. Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:31:39Oh, then don't rush off. You know everybody here. Stay and play. Is this for me?
00:31:54It looks delicious.
00:31:56Oops. I spilled it. It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway.
00:32:08Sorry.
00:32:14I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
00:32:19I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:32:22You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
00:32:31Breaking news. Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
00:32:37The entire LAX airport has shut down. Emergency services are on site. 287 passengers are on board.
00:32:44No survivors are confirmed so far.
00:32:48That's Sophie's flight.
00:32:52Are you touching yourself thinking about me?
00:33:01What? No.
00:33:03Why are you in my tent?
00:33:05Get out.
00:33:06You're not going to get out of this one, Jessie.
00:33:08You can't call my name, let me see that, and still pretend you don't have feelings for me.
00:33:12What do you want me to say? You want to tell you? Yes. Yes. I find you attractive. I'm very attracted to you. But any man would be in their right mind. You're beautiful. You're kind. You're sexy. You checked every box. All right? Is that what you wanted to hear? That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:33:33Yes. That's exactly what I wanted to hear. Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:33:38Where's your bro? I didn't wear one. Or babies.
00:34:03I didn't wear one.
00:34:05Or babies.
00:34:09Fuck you.
00:34:15I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:34:17So we need to step it up.
00:34:19Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:34:21Hey, bestie. How's it going with that smoking hot dilf?
00:34:24Tell me you've already hit that.
00:34:26As if it's that easy.
00:34:27But he's right here with me now.
00:34:29I'm floating.
00:34:33OMG, that is so you two.
00:34:42I'm literally screaming.
00:34:46Hey.
00:34:48Come here.
00:34:49Yes, sir.
00:34:54Everybody else's meeting is over.
00:34:59Close the door.
00:35:03I'm sorry you all threw out teasing me off that.
00:35:08Now you're going to get me mad for.
00:35:13Take your shirt off.
00:35:14I don't think...
00:35:15Don't think.
00:35:16Do as you told.
00:35:18Don't think.
00:35:19Don't think.
00:35:20Do as you told.
00:35:21Don't think a sound.
00:35:23Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:35:25You want them to hear you moan?
00:35:27Oh my god.
00:35:28I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:35:29Oh my god.
00:35:30I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:35:32Come on.
00:35:33Tell me that you love me.
00:35:34Love me, love me.
00:35:35Don't think so.
00:35:36Don't think a sound.
00:35:37Don't think a sound.
00:35:38Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:35:39You want them to hear you moan?
00:35:40Oh my god.
00:35:41I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:35:42Oh, my God.
00:35:51I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:36:09Lisa.
00:36:12That's enough.
00:36:13This is your last warning.
00:36:14You need to leave.
00:36:15I'm going to call the cops.
00:36:16Jesse.
00:36:18I know you still love me.
00:36:20Trust me.
00:36:21That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
00:36:24Now I just regret meeting you.
00:36:25You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jesse.
00:36:29You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:36:31I'm going to get you married to that.
00:36:44It's a choice I regret deeply.
00:36:46Right, but you proposed after all.
00:36:48If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her.
00:36:51She's dangerous.
00:36:52So why did you marry her?
00:36:53I'm going to get you in a room with the Ritz-Carlton.
00:36:57I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
00:36:59What?
00:37:00You're kicking me out for her.
00:37:02It's not safe for you here.
00:37:04Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here?
00:37:07Are you still in love with her or something?
00:37:08No, Sophie.
00:37:09I don't love her.
00:37:10I love you.
00:37:23Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:37:31George, what are you doing?
00:37:32Hey, I just came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:37:35Something's off with her.
00:37:37Did Sophie tell George?
00:37:39Maybe I should just come clean.
00:37:40Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked you out of the house.
00:37:43Don't worry about that.
00:37:44I heard she got into an argument.
00:37:46She'll come around.
00:37:48I don't think that's it.
00:37:50Look, I haven't been a good father.
00:37:52I'm always laying, always working, getting remarried.
00:37:57Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
00:38:02I just know there's something else.
00:38:05Either somebody broke up with her or somebody cheated on her
00:38:07because she's moving to China.
00:38:10She's what?
00:38:10I don't care.
00:38:11In the darkness,
00:38:14in the rain,
00:38:17give me shelter.
00:38:20Share the pain.
00:38:23Take forever.
00:38:26I can't wait.
00:38:29If we're together,
00:38:33then I'll survive for one more day.
00:38:36hey dad I decided to go to China and take a gap year sweetheart did you say China is everything
00:38:48okay sweetheart yeah I'm fine dad I just need a change of scenery and if I can help some people
00:38:54along the way even just one person I'll be happy okay sweetheart I support you thanks
00:39:06but how do I do stuff too I mean how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about
00:39:18me gotta quit your bad habits all right no no no texting stop calling two weeks total silence
00:39:24two weeks you'll completely forget about me trust me in two weeks we will go somewhere
00:39:30well he'll hate running into you then he won't be able to help himself
00:39:36somewhere he'll hate running into me
00:39:51come on go do what I told you he's literally looking over here right now
00:39:57work totally has the hots for you are you sure I don't even know that guy listen we went to
00:40:02college together so I can tell you that he is like super reliable and he's hot and he's rich
00:40:10I mean he will definitely make Jesse jealous and he has been eyeing you all night do you even want
00:40:16your hot daddy or not
00:40:18I trust you I trust you with my only daughter dad why are you here
00:40:44so we are
00:40:46away
00:40:48you scared me to death
00:40:51it was an accident Jesse wasn't even there
00:40:54do not defend him you are coming home with me
00:40:57I'm not leaving
00:40:59I start school soon it's closer to here
00:41:03I will drive you
00:41:05I'm not going back
00:41:07Sophie
00:41:09go with your father
00:41:11do you want me to move
00:41:13you can't just give us one chance
00:41:19just to try
00:41:21no
00:41:22you're my best friend's daughter I'm not going to do George like that
00:41:24if he finds out he will come to this office with a shotgun he will shoot me
00:41:28Jesse
00:41:29you literally sell guns for a living
00:41:32surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun
00:41:34Sophie I'm serious
00:41:37wait
00:41:39does that mean
00:41:41you like me too
00:41:44it's just because of my dad
00:41:45no
00:41:47no it's one of the small reasons
00:41:48it's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you
00:41:51I'm old
00:41:52I'm divorced
00:41:53you're young you haven't even had a boyfriend yet
00:41:56you need to be with somebody your own age
00:41:59you can't tell me what I want
00:42:01okay I know what I want and it's you
00:42:02well I don't want you
00:42:05I see
00:42:09I'll stop bothering you then
00:42:13Sophie
00:42:17as a man
00:42:19I'm deeply drawn to you
00:42:20but as your father's best friend
00:42:22I can never cross that line
00:42:23damn it
00:42:25of course you didn't follow me
00:42:33neither right
00:42:37it's running pretty hard
00:42:39no thanks
00:42:40no stop
00:42:47listen
00:42:51I'm meeting up with my boyfriend
00:42:52okay
00:42:53he's gonna know
00:42:54when I don't show up
00:42:55please he's a really powerful man
00:42:57you wouldn't want to piss him off
00:42:58we know a bluffer when we hear on sweet cheeks
00:43:01nobody's coming for you
00:43:03you set this up
00:43:06you're nothing but a street whore
00:43:09who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes
00:43:15okay everybody
00:43:17throw in the pool to wash off the filth
00:43:20get her
00:43:21let go of me
00:43:28someone help
00:43:30I didn't do anything
00:43:31oh save it whore
00:43:33there's someone who cares
00:43:35push her in
00:43:37hey don't mark the door
00:43:55okay okay
00:43:57just want some privacy
00:43:58you want a drink
00:43:59no I'm fine
00:44:01a guy and a girl
00:44:08alone
00:44:10in a room
00:44:12I think we all know what happens next
00:44:15I respect her decision
00:44:17Jesus
00:44:18well you just man up
00:44:19you're here
00:44:20right
00:44:21you obviously care about her
00:44:22I mean are you really
00:44:24gonna let her go do something
00:44:26that she's gonna regret
00:44:26it's more complicated than you think
00:44:29can I give you a kiss
00:44:34um I'm not ready
00:44:36we barely know each other
00:44:37come on
00:44:38it's just a little kiss
00:44:39I won't do anything else
00:44:40I'm sorry
00:44:41I don't think I can do this
00:44:42then why'd you come into my room
00:44:44are you just letting me on for fun
00:44:45you're right
00:44:46I shouldn't have done that
00:44:47I'll get out of your hair
00:44:48you can't change your mind
00:44:51about things like this okay
00:44:52no get off of me
00:44:59yes
00:45:02you're exhausting
00:45:03and a distraction
00:45:04and I'm done babysitting children
00:45:06do not talk to her like that
00:45:08you mean not
00:45:10you'd be better off at home
00:45:13then I have to work
00:45:14come on
00:45:17come on
00:45:17we are leaving
00:45:18dad I
00:45:20just wait in the car
00:45:21I have to pack my stuff
00:45:22really quick
00:45:22and
00:45:23say goodbye
00:45:24to uncle Jess
00:45:27is she really doing this
00:45:35men like me
00:45:36shouldn't be with girls like you
00:45:37so that's it
00:45:38but what about our deal
00:45:39you said that after I dodged you
00:45:41I was just
00:45:41stalling to get you off my back
00:45:43you're such a coward
00:45:47Jesse Delancey
00:45:57I thought I lost you
00:46:09I thought you were on that flight
00:46:12that wasn't my flight
00:46:13my flight's to Hong Kong
00:46:14but it got cancelled
00:46:15thank god
00:46:17I'm still leaving
00:46:19Jesse
00:46:20I'm tired of playing these games
00:46:22with you
00:46:23it's exhausting
00:46:24it was good to see you
00:46:25you're worth fighting for
00:46:29what?
00:46:36so this is you
00:46:37I'm right next door
00:46:39if you need anything
00:46:40seems like there's things
00:46:50I don't know about you
00:46:51I've told you I'm not
00:46:52some good girl
00:46:53but if you want a good girl
00:46:54I can play the part
00:46:56not very good girl actions here huh
00:47:05Jesse
00:47:06I have
00:47:08rule number two
00:47:10no flirting
00:47:11I'm gonna confiscate this
00:47:19he's taking a shower
00:47:37snap out of me Jesse
00:47:39this is your friend's daughter
00:47:41yeah
00:47:41I know what I'm doing
00:47:42you're her
00:47:44that means you want me
00:47:45means I'm a healthy man
00:47:47you're standing here looking like a tease
00:47:49any man would be
00:47:50but don't get it twisted
00:47:51this isn't love
00:47:53this isn't affection
00:47:54it's biology
00:47:56fine
00:48:04you want to be a scaredy cat
00:48:06and hide your feelings
00:48:07I'll force you out of your cave
00:48:09it's my dad's wedding today
00:48:13I haven't spoken to Jesse
00:48:14since that night
00:48:15you may now
00:48:16kiss the bride
00:48:17Jesse should be here by now
00:48:24where is he
00:48:28there he is
00:48:34be cool Sophie
00:48:35late
00:48:48late to your best friend's wedding
00:48:49I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought
00:48:53so you gotta take it easy on the booze
00:48:59you're barely 21
00:49:00why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front
00:49:15to be honest
00:49:16I don't even think it really matters that I'm here
00:49:19your father still wants you to wish him well
00:49:20trust me
00:49:21I've wished him plenty
00:49:22doesn't seem to help
00:49:24that's my fifth stepmom
00:49:26she's 30
00:49:27who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around
00:49:30and make him call her mom
00:49:32your father loves you
00:49:33you know that
00:49:34I know he does
00:49:35he's my dad
00:49:36but the real question is
00:49:39do you?
00:49:47Sophie you're drunk
00:49:48oh
00:49:51there you guys are
00:49:52I almost forgot my apple crumble
00:50:16let's go
00:50:19hello
00:50:23boss
00:50:23the CEO of real short is on the line
00:50:25he requested an emergency meeting
00:50:27alright I'm on the way
00:50:28work emergency
00:50:30yeah
00:50:31go ahead I'll meet you at the parties
00:50:34go
00:50:34I'll try my neighbors
00:50:35hello
00:50:44I'm here for the
00:50:45there you are
00:50:50the party
00:50:51I've loved him ever since I met him
00:50:55and he's the only person I've ever loved
00:50:57and I've spent a decade
00:50:59trying to outgrow it
00:51:00but I just can't
00:51:01my heart
00:51:04skips a beat
00:51:05every time I see him
00:51:06I don't know how to explain it
00:51:08or what it is
00:51:09but
00:51:09I know he's the one
00:51:11okay
00:51:12he's always been the one
00:51:13so if you're gonna shoot him
00:51:15you have to shoot me too
00:51:16you're gonna marry my daughter
00:51:24what?
00:51:26yes
00:51:26yes we
00:51:27I would love to
00:51:29with your permission
00:51:29of course
00:51:30if you break her heart
00:51:32I'm gonna kill you
00:51:33if you cheat on her
00:51:35I'm gonna chop your dick off
00:51:37and slice you into fucking pieces
00:51:39you what?
00:51:42Jesse
00:51:42you did not
00:51:43I'm a man Sophia
00:51:44a man has to do what a man has to do
00:51:46I have to take responsibility
00:51:48for what I did last night
00:51:49especially cause you're George's daughter
00:51:50I don't want you to be here
00:51:51when he gets here
00:51:51cause coming at noon
00:51:52it might get violent
00:51:54Jesse
00:51:54I can't go
00:51:56are you crazy?
00:51:57you said it yourself
00:51:57he will shoot you dead
00:51:58like graveyard dead
00:52:00he's not gonna shoot me
00:52:02he might punch me in the face
00:52:03but he's not gonna shoot me
00:52:04you motherfucker
00:52:09I know your ass is in here
00:52:11get your ass out
00:52:12mom
00:52:13looks like it's too late for me to go
00:52:14we're in this together
00:52:15you know
00:52:25I can't believe this is real
00:52:27you half naked in the kitchen
00:52:29cooking breakfast
00:52:30I think I've had dreams about this
00:52:32yeah I feel the same way too
00:52:35I'm gonna
00:52:37middle aged man
00:52:39divorced man like me
00:52:41you got a girl I do
00:52:41I'm undeserving
00:52:42you're not old
00:52:44okay
00:52:4440s are a man's best year
00:52:46oh yeah
00:52:46well I better make breakfast for you every morning
00:52:49because I'm gonna die
00:52:50way before you do
00:52:52I don't know who's gonna take care of you then
00:52:53that's why you need to quit smoking
00:52:55and then I'll start smoking
00:52:56and then we can die at the same age
00:52:58eat your breakfast
00:53:00as soon as you're done
00:53:01I'm gonna drop you off at home
00:53:02why I can't stay
00:53:03I had something to do to bring it for
00:53:05so
00:53:05I called your dad
00:53:09I can't play
00:53:09thank you
00:53:16Uncle Jesse
00:53:17for your hospitality
00:53:19I don't think we're gonna see each other again
00:53:21I tried so hard to make things work
00:53:24but every time I make progress
00:53:26you just recoil back into your shell
00:53:28like a scared little boy
00:53:30I was willing to die on this hill for us
00:53:33but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore
00:53:35I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
00:53:40goodbye Jesse
00:53:43I'm in love with you Jesse
00:53:49Jesse I love you
00:53:58don't leave
00:53:59I love you too Sophie
00:54:02I'm gonna leave you tied up here
00:54:07until you promise to stop breaking the rules
00:54:09this isn't the kind of punishment I expected
00:54:22or wanted
00:54:23you stay here
00:54:27think about what you've done
00:54:29Jesse
00:54:38I'm back
00:54:41still don't tell those tricks huh
00:54:47hi
00:54:49I'm Jesse's wife
00:54:51any one of you that touched her
00:55:01I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow
00:55:03I swear to God I'll bury every one of you
00:55:05Mr. Nelanty wait please
00:55:07I can't lose this job
00:55:09wait
00:55:10it's not my fault
00:55:19I shouldn't have dragged you into this
00:55:21Jesse
00:55:22love you
00:55:24Jesse I love you
00:55:27don't leave
00:55:28I love you too
00:55:31but you're not safe with me
00:55:33you have to go
00:55:35George
00:55:42we have to talk
00:55:44it's about your daughter
00:55:45that won't be necessary
00:55:48I think the world of your daughter
00:55:49all I want for her
00:55:50is to make sure that she feels loved
00:55:52and happy
00:55:53alright
00:55:54well that's the deal then
00:55:59don't break it
00:56:01oh my god
00:56:06Jesse
00:56:07dad
00:56:08as my daughter
00:56:09you have my blessing
00:56:11as for you
00:56:13he's a man he understands
00:56:15that's alright
00:56:16I probably deserve that
00:56:18send me a bill for the wedding
00:56:20send me a bill for the wedding
00:56:20till then
00:56:21don't talk to me
00:56:23selfie
00:56:30I love you
00:56:32I love you more
00:56:33hi
00:56:36I'm Jesse's wife
00:56:38yes wife
00:56:40Karen
00:56:40we're divorced
00:56:41why are you here
00:56:43I came for what's mine
00:56:44there's nothing in this house
00:56:45that's yours
00:56:46I'm not leaving without it
00:56:52I miss you
00:57:03being in the club
00:57:04really hasn't been the same
00:57:05sister
00:57:06oh my god
00:57:06his ex-wife is here
00:57:08I should at least be polite
00:57:10right
00:57:10no
00:57:12I
00:57:13um
00:57:15do you want some coffee
00:57:16don't bother
00:57:20kiddo
00:57:20I know this place
00:57:22better than you
00:57:22and I know Jesse
00:57:24better than you
00:57:25he'll borrow
00:57:26of you soon enough
00:57:27get what you came for
00:57:30and get out
00:57:30and leave her out of this
00:57:32Jesse
00:57:33still angry
00:57:35I came for the engagement ring
00:57:39an engagement ring
00:57:42of course
00:57:43they were married
00:57:44after all
00:57:44I decided to keep it
00:57:47after all
00:57:48patience
00:57:55you're not playing yet
00:57:56hold her down
00:57:58Jess I'm gonna kill you
00:58:10for this
00:58:10will the bus come after us
00:58:12no
00:58:12she's Karen
00:58:13and she is a nothing
00:58:16who do you think will win
00:58:17go on
00:58:18whatever happens
00:58:19I'll take the play
00:58:19Jesse
00:58:25Sophie
00:58:30what the fuck are you doing
00:58:32okay
00:58:37god damn it
00:58:45almost had him
00:58:46at the party
00:58:56you wanted to kiss me
00:58:58didn't you
00:58:58no
00:59:09running away
00:59:15you can't pretend anymore
00:59:17I'll handle the rest
00:59:21I had a bad
00:59:25you motherfucker
00:59:26I am gonna
00:59:27fucking kill you
00:59:28Sophie
00:59:29Sophie
00:59:30get out of the way
00:59:30Sophie
00:59:31go to your bedroom
00:59:32we'll talk to your dad
00:59:33that is my line
00:59:34you can't tell her that
00:59:36Sophie
00:59:37go to your room
00:59:39daddy you can't kill him
00:59:41oh I'm gonna kill him
00:59:41alright
00:59:42it's not his fault
00:59:43okay
00:59:43I chased Jesse first
00:59:45you were just a dumb kid
00:59:46you
00:59:47you ought to know better
00:59:48you're twice her age
00:59:49how could you do that
00:59:51to my child
00:59:51daddy your new wife
00:59:53is literally 30
00:59:54how can you judge us
00:59:56that is different
00:59:57he is not right for you
00:59:58you're 21 years old
01:00:00you have your whole life
01:00:01in front of you
01:00:02why would you want to
01:00:03be with somebody
01:00:03that's twice your age
01:00:05I love him
01:00:06Jesse he tried to kill me
01:00:11it's okay
01:00:12oh I should have never
01:00:14let you go
01:00:15you okay
01:00:15alright
01:00:17I'll take care
01:00:18you have a problem
01:00:20you come to me
01:00:21you don't drag her
01:00:22into this
01:00:22you're overreacting baby
01:00:24we were just
01:00:25playing around
01:00:26we were just playing
01:00:26let's play
01:00:27Jesse
01:00:31you're doing this
01:00:33to me for some blood
01:00:34boss
01:00:35you can't do this
01:00:36to your fiance
01:00:36she's nothing
01:00:38yes when your relationship
01:00:39was falling apart
01:00:40Karen begged you
01:00:41over and over
01:00:42and you still broke up
01:00:43with her
01:00:44exactly
01:00:44and now you're ready
01:00:45to hurt Karen
01:00:46for some mistress
01:00:47you jerk
01:00:48should we tell them
01:00:49the truth
01:00:50mistress
01:00:51he was no mistress
01:00:53he was the one
01:00:53that was cheating
01:00:54oh my god
01:00:59I'm finally gonna lose
01:01:00my virginity
01:01:01to the man
01:01:02I love
01:01:02can I join you
01:01:10can I join you
01:01:10I'll make you feel even better
01:01:26does that feel good
01:01:31yes
01:01:31I'll make you feel even better
01:01:34hurry up
01:01:35hurry up
01:01:49I'm not gonna hurry
01:01:51it's your first time
01:01:53I'm gonna get you
01:01:54as wet as possible
01:01:55so it doesn't hurt
01:01:56fine I'll have you
01:02:21out of myself
01:02:22finally
01:02:22finally
01:02:30after a decade
01:02:32of waiting
01:02:32I landed
01:02:33the man of my dreams
01:02:34we got married
01:02:35right after I graduated college
01:02:37I couldn't wait
01:02:38to be Mrs. Delancey
01:02:39as for my dad
01:02:40I cannot believe
01:02:41I'm getting a baby brother
01:02:42geez dad
01:02:43you're like
01:02:44almost 50
01:02:45well ladies
01:02:46moral of the story is
01:02:47you shouldn't give up
01:02:48on finding real love
01:02:49not the kind that fades
01:02:51or gets replaced
01:02:51but the kind that stays
01:02:52with you
01:02:53quietly
01:02:54even through the years
01:02:55because when it's real
01:02:57it has a way
01:02:58of finding its way
01:02:58back to you
01:02:59love like that
01:03:00rising to sleep
01:03:01it just waits
01:03:02for the right time
01:03:03you're not getting
01:03:07away from me
01:03:08justy
01:03:09then I can lose you
01:03:10to some dumb
01:03:11blonde
01:03:12little bitch
01:03:13just you wait
01:03:16your father
01:03:42trust me
01:03:43I can't
01:03:44betray his trust
01:03:45my dad probably
01:03:46doesn't even care
01:03:47you're just assuming
01:03:48that he does
01:03:48I know him
01:03:49I know men
01:03:50if he found out
01:03:51about us
01:03:53whatever this is
01:03:54he will get a gun
01:03:55and he will shoot me
01:03:56dead
01:03:57so what
01:03:59you're just
01:04:00going to give up
01:04:00on us then?
01:04:11just give me time
01:04:12meaning?
01:04:13after you graduate
01:04:15if you still love me
01:04:16then I'll
01:04:17so you're saying
01:04:19that once I graduate
01:04:20I have a chance?
01:04:22yes
01:04:22despite my best efforts
01:04:26I can't get you
01:04:26out of my mind
01:04:27and
01:04:27leaving you
01:04:28was the hardest thing
01:04:29I've ever done
01:04:30just picturing
01:04:31another man
01:04:32with his arms around
01:04:33he drives me crazy
01:04:33so
01:04:34I'm not going to
01:04:36run away from this
01:04:37but I want to do it
01:04:38on my terms
01:04:38okay
01:04:39what are your terms?
01:04:42no
01:04:42you wouldn't
01:04:44yeah
01:04:44you love me
01:04:46if I stopped loving you
01:04:47a long time ago
01:04:48after all the lying
01:04:49and the cheating
01:04:50and the drug use
01:04:51no
01:04:52you're a horrible person
01:04:54disguised with a beautiful face
01:04:56and no one
01:04:57will ever love you
01:04:58OMG
01:04:59she was the cheater?
01:05:01what a bitch
01:05:02we all thought
01:05:04Jesse was the liar
01:05:05Jesse
01:05:06you know who my father is
01:05:08and you know what happens
01:05:10when you cross
01:05:10yeah I do
01:05:11but if he wants to wear
01:05:12I'll give him one
01:05:13are you threatening me?
01:05:16I'm not threatening you no
01:05:16I'm telling you
01:05:17don't fuck with people
01:05:18I care about
01:05:19calm down
01:05:26the reaction's bigger than mine
01:05:28she's only going there
01:05:29for a year
01:05:29she wants to teach English
01:05:31to young kids
01:05:31in rural yin
01:05:32you're just going to let
01:05:33your 21 year old daughter
01:05:34go to China?
01:05:36George what the fuck?
01:05:37she doesn't speak the language?
01:05:38we don't know anybody over there
01:05:40what if something happens to her?
01:05:41what if she gets killed
01:05:41and she ends up in a ditch?
01:05:43Jesse she's going to be fine
01:05:44she's joining a group out there
01:05:46and I came here
01:05:46because I thought
01:05:47you would know something
01:05:47you don't
01:05:50you don't think
01:05:51she's pregnant do you?
01:05:52did she mention anything
01:05:53about
01:05:54about a boyfriend?
01:05:57George you're thinking
01:05:57he said
01:05:58why the hell would you know anyway?
01:06:00you're my best friend
01:06:01practically wise to grow
01:06:02up
01:06:02why would she tell you anything?
01:06:04I guess I just need to be patient
01:06:05and let her tell me
01:06:07when she's ready
01:06:08anyway
01:06:09alright well I'll get out of your hair
01:06:11I know you're a busy guy
01:06:12you want to go off
01:06:13on this weekend?
01:06:15yeah
01:06:15yeah
01:06:16when's her flight?
01:06:18she already left
01:06:19it took her airport
01:06:19about an hour ago
01:06:20excuse me
01:06:22then that's what I'll do
01:06:24then that's what I'll do
01:06:24do what exactly?
01:06:26lose my virginity to work
01:06:28that gave the walking STD
01:06:30he's not right for you
01:06:31Sophie
01:06:32I haven't seen you since college
01:06:36I think we should totally catch up on present
01:06:39hey uncle
01:06:42Sophie's 21
01:06:45I think you can chillax
01:06:48right?
01:06:49we're having fun
01:06:50and I'm only sure she gets on the safe
01:06:51hmm?
01:06:53come with me
01:06:54Jessie
01:06:56last chance
01:06:58do I go?
01:07:01you can do whatever you are
01:07:02or someone come here tonight
01:07:04great
01:07:06I'll see you later then
01:07:12that night you left
01:07:21you told me
01:07:22you hoped that one day
01:07:23I'd find somebody worth fighting from
01:07:24but I have
01:07:25it's you
01:07:27alright?
01:07:28just give me one more chance
01:07:29and I will prove to you
01:07:30that I'm done running
01:07:31I'm done running away from my feelings
01:07:33I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:07:35and die on this mountain for both of us
01:07:36and if the sky falls
01:07:38I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:07:39just give me one more chance
01:07:41but what about my dad?
01:07:44he said he'll kill you
01:07:45I'll
01:07:45get him not to
01:07:47hmm
01:07:48and what about waiting until after college?
01:07:51I'm only young once
01:07:52you're really wasting my years here, Jessie
01:07:54anytime
01:07:55whatever you want
01:07:57whenever you want
01:07:58you know what he's waiting for?
01:08:01it's taking me home
01:08:01this is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport
01:08:10where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident
01:08:13I'm sorry sir
01:08:14no one's getting into the airport tonight
01:08:16LAX is shut down
01:08:18my girlfriend's on that flight
01:08:19I gotta see if she's okay
01:08:19sir
01:08:20like I said
01:08:21no one's getting in there
01:08:23now you can wait here with everyone else
01:08:25and we'll have some information for you soon
01:08:27forecasts for now
01:08:28we'll have an impression
01:08:33right
01:08:33good
01:08:33good
01:08:33good
01:08:37good
01:08:37good
01:08:42good
01:08:42good
01:08:44good
01:08:44good
01:08:45Rare
01:08:46good
01:08:49great
01:08:50gotta go
01:08:50good
01:08:52good
01:08:55good
01:08:56Jessie?
01:09:13He's such a jerk. I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
01:09:18What if he just can't, you know, like erectile dysfunction?
01:09:23No, I felt it. It was hard as a rock.
01:09:25Oh, then what the hell is he resisting for?
01:09:28Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
01:09:32How?
01:09:33He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
01:09:36What if we make him think that you're not?
01:09:44The fastest way to conquer a man?
01:09:46Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
01:09:50Step one, last.
01:09:52Sex is their basic instinct and no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.
01:10:03But I've tried, like so many times. The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
01:10:08So then step two, greed. If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does. We'll play that game. Push, pull, repeat.
01:10:18Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:10:22Then step three, envy. It's bringing some competition, right? Like someone who looks nothing like him.
01:10:30We'll make him feel like threatened and jealous. And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
01:10:42You're a big lightsaber, Kelly. I owe you huge if this works.
01:10:45Oh, trust me. It will work.
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