- 3 days ago
Call Me Brother
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00:00:00I'll be right back.
00:01:00Tony, where are you?
00:01:18Breakfast is ready.
00:01:20Tony!
00:01:30It's Lisa.
00:01:34Remember me?
00:01:36Just kidding.
00:01:38I'm going to be there early in the morning tomorrow, so yeah.
00:01:44I can't believe it's been 10 years.
00:01:48It's crazy.
00:01:50I can't wait to see you.
00:01:52I don't really know why I'm calling, but just want to let you know.
00:01:56Okay.
00:01:58Okay.
00:01:59I'll see you soon.
00:02:00Bye.
00:02:01Do you have your toothbrush?
00:02:02Yeah.
00:02:03Don't let your dad feed you whatever he wants, okay?
00:02:04Yeah.
00:02:05Don't call so much.
00:02:06I know you like to call.
00:02:07Sure.
00:02:08I'm going to be there early on Sunday, so do not make me wait, okay?
00:02:09Okay.
00:02:10Do you have your toothbrush?
00:02:11Yeah.
00:02:12Don't let your dad feed you whatever he wants, okay?
00:02:13Yeah.
00:02:14Don't let your dad feed you whatever he wants, okay?
00:02:15Yeah.
00:02:16Don't call so much.
00:02:17I know you like to call.
00:02:18Sure.
00:02:19I'm going to be there early on Sunday, so do not make me wait, okay?
00:02:21I got it.
00:02:22Excuse me?
00:02:23I got it.
00:02:24Don't talk to me like that.
00:02:25What?
00:02:26No.
00:02:27Yes.
00:02:28I'm sorry.
00:02:29I got it.
00:02:30Okay.
00:02:31I love you.
00:02:32I know.
00:02:33Give your brother a big squeeze for me, okay?
00:02:34You're not going to come in?
00:02:35No.
00:02:36God damn, Elisa.
00:02:37I've got to catch a fire.
00:02:38I love you.
00:02:39I know.
00:02:40Give your brother a big squeeze for me, okay?
00:02:41You're not going to come in?
00:02:42No.
00:02:43God damn it, Elisa.
00:02:44I've got to catch a fucking fight, okay?
00:02:46Shit.
00:02:47Go.
00:02:48I've got to get out.
00:02:49Did you hear me?
00:02:50Yes.
00:02:51Okay.
00:02:52Get out.
00:02:53I've got to go.
00:02:54No.
00:02:55God damn it, Elisa.
00:02:56We just got that.
00:02:57It's grandmas.
00:02:58Love you.
00:03:12Lisa, I'm so glad to finally meet you.
00:03:18Yeah.
00:03:19I'm really excited about us getting to know each other.
00:03:22Your dad tells me all sorts of things about you.
00:03:25And, of course, I know all about you already, mister.
00:03:28I wash your sheets.
00:03:30That's my boy.
00:03:32Oh, um, I hope you don't mind sharing a room.
00:03:36For God's sake, so you kids used to bathe together.
00:03:38Yeah, that was fun.
00:03:40We're making the spare room into a beautiful sitting room.
00:03:44For sitting?
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:46What else?
00:03:48That's it.
00:03:49That's it?
00:03:50Yes.
00:03:51Mm-hmm.
00:03:52Lisa, I know this is new for you, but I want you to know Doris is here to stay.
00:03:57You're going to fall in love with her just like I have.
00:04:00Aw.
00:04:01Doris actually cooks.
00:04:03How did you guys meet?
00:04:06Well, I was at a gas station.
00:04:09Your mother had just sent me divorce papers.
00:04:11And I saw this pathetic looking man just leaning on the counter.
00:04:15That was me.
00:04:16And I leaned in and I said, I like your look.
00:04:21She took me to a hotel.
00:04:23We drank and drank.
00:04:24And she talked me through everything.
00:04:26I had just finished an online course in psychology.
00:04:28I finally felt like I could let everything out without feeling judged.
00:04:32And we've been going strong ever since.
00:04:34Hmm.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:36She's the one kids.
00:04:37Wow.
00:04:38Well, I'm happy for you guys.
00:04:40Oh, honey.
00:04:43I'm running so late.
00:04:45Oh.
00:04:46Anything?
00:04:47Mm-hmm.
00:04:48Sharp as a rock.
00:04:49Now I've got a rock for you.
00:04:51Mm-hmm.
00:04:56Bye, Dad.
00:04:58It's Frank.
00:06:17God damn it, don't...
00:06:19It's all about the follow-through.
00:06:21You sound just like Katie.
00:06:23Oh yeah?
00:06:24Yeah.
00:06:24She wasn't saying that last night.
00:06:27Oh yeah.
00:06:28That's my girlfriend.
00:06:29You like that?
00:06:30You like that?
00:06:31You know she wouldn't do that.
00:06:32She's a good girl.
00:06:33She's fucking good.
00:06:34She's gonna suck that trashy ass dick.
00:06:36Oh yeah?
00:06:37Yeah.
00:06:37She's saying that now,
00:06:38but she recycled my cum last night.
00:06:42Hello, welcome to Speedway Market.
00:06:49Touch my dick.
00:06:51Touch your dick.
00:06:52Touch your dick.
00:06:53What does that say?
00:06:55You know they say raisins are an aphrodisiac.
00:06:59They do?
00:07:00No.
00:07:03Chocolate is so.
00:07:03I hate chocolate.
00:07:06Oh.
00:07:10Remember that time you broke into Mom's Halloween candy
00:07:13and she made you eat the whole bag?
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:18Yeah, that was funny.
00:07:28Thanks.
00:07:28Got a little something.
00:07:40What is it?
00:07:42I think it's just bite grease.
00:07:45Got it.
00:07:47Thanks.
00:07:49Anything for the pretty lady.
00:07:58Hi.
00:08:03Hey.
00:08:08That's 785.
00:08:11Keep the change.
00:08:13I can't.
00:08:14It messes up the drawer.
00:08:16Just keep it.
00:08:19But it messes up the drawer.
00:08:26Okay.
00:08:28I could have used that.
00:08:37What the fuck?
00:08:38It's just $2.
00:08:39What's a big deal?
00:08:40Yeah?
00:08:40Yeah.
00:08:41Katie only takes cash.
00:08:44Aw, yeah.
00:08:45Like, you know what I'm saying?
00:08:46Yeah.
00:08:46Don't fall.
00:08:57Stop.
00:08:58That's cheating.
00:08:59Don't fall.
00:09:00Hey.
00:09:02What?
00:09:02Chicken butt.
00:09:03Nice.
00:09:03Mom said hi.
00:09:06Hi.
00:09:07You should tell her that.
00:09:12I would.
00:09:12If I even knew what she looked like anymore.
00:09:15Oh, come on.
00:09:16Checkmate.
00:09:16That's not what that means.
00:09:17I wish you'd visit.
00:09:19You look different.
00:09:20What?
00:09:20I wish you'd visit.
00:09:21I wish you'd visit.
00:09:21You look different.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23I don't know.
00:09:24I don't know.
00:09:25I don't know.
00:09:26I don't know.
00:09:27Could it be my charming good looks?
00:09:30Or my sensitive eyes?
00:09:31Or my ability to chuckle forty-four minutes?
00:09:32I don't know.
00:09:33I don't know.
00:09:34I don't know.
00:09:35I don't know.
00:09:36No, no.
00:09:37I don't know.
00:09:38I don't know.
00:09:39Anyway, checkmate.
00:09:40Checkmate.
00:09:41That's not what that means.
00:09:43I wish you'd visit.
00:09:45You look different.
00:09:48What?
00:09:49I don't know.
00:09:50Could it be my charming good looks?
00:09:55Or my sensitive eyes?
00:09:57Or my ability to chuckle forty-four minutes?
00:10:00Do it.
00:10:02Oh, no, you're not going to, no, you can't.
00:10:09Oh, no, you're not going to.
00:10:39About half of men over 40 have some degree of erectile dysfunction.
00:10:43Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.
00:10:45Do not take Viagra if you take nitrates for chest pain.
00:10:49My name's Lisa and I got back.
00:10:51My name is Tony and I got back.
00:10:54Prove it.
00:10:56Repile.
00:10:57Do not get a dream.
00:11:01Just to make me well.
00:11:04That you once shared with me.
00:11:07All the plans that we made.
00:11:18How you feeling?
00:11:23The toilet looks like I pissed blue ink.
00:11:25I lied.
00:11:32You don't look different.
00:11:34You look the same.
00:11:36The same as always.
00:11:42Would you want to watch something?
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:44I'm really glad you're here.
00:12:08Love you, Tony.
00:12:09I'm really glad you're here.
00:12:39Tony.
00:12:46Are you awake?
00:13:04No, I was sleeping.
00:13:07I just tried to sound.
00:13:10Uh, that's weird.
00:13:13Did you hear that?
00:13:15No.
00:13:17Was that you?
00:13:19Uh, no, you're hearing things.
00:13:20Okay.
00:13:25Good night.
00:13:30Love you.
00:13:32Yeah.
00:13:33Love you.
00:13:34Love you, too.
00:13:34Love you.
00:13:47Hey, I'm not here.
00:14:15You know what they say, a bird's got to fly, and this time it's to Cancun, baby.
00:14:21I probably won't get back to you, because I'm having the time of my life.
00:14:25Hey, Peaches.
00:14:28Hey, Dad.
00:14:29Call me Frank.
00:14:32Want a peach?
00:14:34No, I'm okay.
00:14:35I'm going to get you one anyways.
00:14:39So, uh, shouldn't you be in school or something?
00:14:42It's summer.
00:14:43Right.
00:14:44Do you need, um, tampons or anything?
00:14:48No, I'm okay.
00:14:50You sure?
00:14:51Doris has a butt tongue.
00:14:53Um, I'm, I'm set.
00:14:55Seriously, that girl bleeds like she's been mauled by a bear.
00:14:58Jeez.
00:15:00Too bad I'm the bear.
00:15:06Are you having, uh, sex or anything?
00:15:09No, I would never.
00:15:10Oh, great.
00:15:11Great.
00:15:12That's good.
00:15:13You like your, uh, room?
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:15It's fun having a roomie.
00:15:17Especially a roomie you can't have sex with.
00:15:19Yeah.
00:15:21Hmm.
00:15:23Hey.
00:15:23It's really important to me that you and Doris get along.
00:15:30She's new to the whole stepmom thing.
00:15:32Yeah, of course.
00:15:33She seems nice.
00:15:35Oh, God, yes.
00:15:38Nice in so many ways.
00:15:41You seem happy, Dad.
00:15:42Please, call me Frank.
00:15:45Why?
00:15:46Doris calls me Dad in the bedroom.
00:15:49You mean Daddy?
00:15:50No, I mean Dad.
00:15:54So it's really kind of weird when you guys say it.
00:15:56Got it.
00:15:56Uh-huh.
00:15:57Oops, um, sorry.
00:16:26Oh, hey, Lisa.
00:16:28No, no, no problem.
00:16:29Come, come in.
00:16:30Are you sure?
00:16:32Yeah, yeah.
00:16:33Is everything okay?
00:16:35Yeah, I just, I have to...
00:16:37Oh, okay.
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:56What did I miss?
00:17:21Just a perfectly normal pee.
00:17:27How's the swimming?
00:17:31Yeah, exactly how it looks.
00:17:34Want to try?
00:17:37Uh, sure.
00:17:40That wouldn't be weird.
00:17:43No, shower rules.
00:17:46This is nice.
00:18:10It's warm.
00:18:13Yeah.
00:18:16You come here often?
00:18:19Not enough.
00:18:21Me either.
00:18:21I know what you're doing at work.
00:18:26I know what you're doing at work.
00:18:26I know what you're doing at work.
00:18:28I know what you fucking flirt in front of me all the time.
00:18:31I know what you do when you're by yourself and you're without me.
00:18:34Hey, there's something on your face.
00:18:37Ah!
00:18:40You're going to ruin the cupcakes.
00:18:43No!
00:18:44What are you guys doing?
00:18:54Nothing.
00:18:55Clean yourselves up for God's sake.
00:18:56Get ready for dinner.
00:18:57And do not expect dessert.
00:18:59Yes, ma'am.
00:19:00Don't call me ma'am.
00:19:01Yes, mommy.
00:19:04Oh, crazy.
00:19:05Let's do that.
00:19:06Let's do that.
00:19:07Call me crazy.
00:19:07Hey.
00:19:08You're crazy.
00:19:08Don't call me crazy.
00:19:09You're sweet.
00:19:10Great, you're insane.
00:19:10Stop kidding me.
00:19:12They're everywhere.
00:19:15Oh, my God, you are startling.
00:19:45Uh, good morning.
00:19:47Sorry.
00:19:48Here, eat.
00:19:49You hungry?
00:19:50Yeah.
00:19:55So you look nice.
00:19:57What are you up to today?
00:19:59Just going to Tony's friend's house.
00:20:01Fun.
00:20:07Sometimes I eat to fill a void.
00:20:11You ever do that?
00:20:13Maybe.
00:20:15I like it.
00:20:16The way it feels when my tummy gets hard.
00:20:20Hmm.
00:20:21Yeah?
00:20:22Yeah.
00:20:23It's filling.
00:20:26Oh.
00:20:27I know what you mean.
00:20:30Your dad really likes you here.
00:20:34And Tony, I know, loves it.
00:20:36Well, I miss them too.
00:20:37You should move in with us your junior year.
00:20:43Oh, um, I would, but that would mean my mom would be alone and I should just visit more.
00:20:53I know she doesn't make it easy.
00:20:58She's just going through a lot of stuff.
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:01Well.
00:21:02But you're great.
00:21:03I mean, I know I just met you, but, uh, Frank seems really happy.
00:21:07I love making him happy.
00:21:08I love making him happy.
00:21:09That's great.
00:21:10My mom would hate if she saw what I've been eating.
00:21:14Well, eat up, honey.
00:21:15Men love something to grab onto.
00:21:17These cinnamon rolls are really good.
00:21:20Did you put something else in it?
00:21:22Sugar.
00:21:23A lot of it.
00:21:47New làm itself on my mind now.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:22:03We're back with another one.
00:22:04The drummer gonna tell you now.
00:22:11Woo!
00:22:12Take that guitar.
00:22:15How about some organ?
00:22:18Oh, now that's real.
00:22:21That's real.
00:22:26Hey, Tony.
00:22:32Hi.
00:22:33Hey, will you come to the kitchen with me?
00:22:36Why?
00:22:37I have a question about the look of the chicken.
00:22:41Well, ask Ched.
00:22:42He's the one who goes to culinary school.
00:22:49He's busy.
00:22:50Let's go.
00:22:51Come on.
00:22:52Follow me.
00:22:53Follow me.
00:22:54Let's go.
00:22:55Let's go.
00:23:04Pretend you're looking at the chicken.
00:23:07Why?
00:23:08What the hell, man?
00:23:11What's the deal with you and that hottie glazed in a sweet layer of polyester and insecurity?
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:18Oh, come on.
00:23:19Well, are you gonna?
00:23:21No, that's my sister.
00:23:26What?
00:23:28That's Lisa?
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:31Oh, man.
00:23:32And she's your half-sister, right?
00:23:35No, she's my full sister.
00:23:37Oh.
00:23:38If I didn't know.
00:23:42What are you doing?
00:23:46I went down on my cousin once at Thanksgiving.
00:23:49Not like under the table, but it was in my Mimi's room.
00:23:52And it's hard to tell the difference between the common me and the others.
00:23:56You know?
00:23:59No.
00:24:06Hey, Ched.
00:24:07Ched.
00:24:09Ched.
00:24:10Ched.
00:24:11Ched.
00:24:12Ched.
00:24:13What's your deal, fuckbrain?
00:24:14Hey, hey.
00:24:15Don't, ladies.
00:24:16Don't fight.
00:24:17But do.
00:24:18But don't.
00:24:19But if you do, use a banana.
00:24:21Get me a plantain.
00:24:23I want it to hurt.
00:24:28So what do you think of the chicken?
00:24:32I don't think it's chicken.
00:24:35That's what I was afraid of.
00:24:44I didn't know you smoked.
00:24:48Oh, I don't.
00:24:49Oh.
00:24:50Yeah.
00:24:51Just pretend.
00:24:52Look.
00:24:56Oh.
00:24:57Yeah.
00:24:58Kinda just makes me feel cool.
00:25:01Can I try?
00:25:02Yeah.
00:25:12Geez.
00:25:13Slow down, vacuum mouth.
00:25:14It's not a doobie.
00:25:15I don't know if I like that.
00:25:19Yeah, me neither.
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:25:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:25:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:25:28What you doing, little squirrel?
00:25:29Oh, okay.
00:25:31I bet we could both fit into this jacket.
00:25:35I bet we could both fit into this jacket.
00:25:37This is how I want to spend the rest of my days.
00:25:58Driving down the street, listening to the radio in my cool car, and looking at pretty girls.
00:26:05You're a fucking loser.
00:26:07Daddy's home, you stupid butts.
00:26:15Hey!
00:26:17Oh, I'm sorry.
00:26:22Couple of losers in a sausage pack.
00:26:27Dude.
00:26:28Dude.
00:26:29Ladies, this is Scrub and get with the man, the king, the father, Mercedes.
00:26:34Why are you guys even here?
00:26:37Better question.
00:26:38Why are you guys even alive?
00:26:40Oh, I forgot to say hi to my buddy, Brian.
00:26:43Oh, shit!
00:26:48Did you put something on me?
00:26:54Lisa!
00:26:55Don't pee!
00:26:56I don't want to win!
00:26:57You're cheating!
00:26:58You little bitch!
00:26:59You like that, Brian?
00:27:00Huh?
00:27:01Tap out, bitch!
00:27:02Tap out!
00:27:03Yeah, you like that, bitch?
00:27:04No, I didn't!
00:27:05Stop that!
00:27:06Oh, what's up, man!
00:27:07Oh, what's up, losers?
00:27:08You can't just come in here!
00:27:09We can do whatever you want, fatty!
00:27:10If I'm fucking your sister, I can come into the house and I can come into the house.
00:27:15Yeah!
00:27:16Give it up!
00:27:17Give it up!
00:27:18Oh, what's up, losers?
00:27:19You can't just come in here!
00:27:21We can do whatever you want, fatty!
00:27:25If I'm fucking your sister, I can come into the house and I can come into the house.
00:27:28Yeah!
00:27:29Give it up!
00:27:32Boing, boing!
00:27:33Hey, girl, you like hot dogs?
00:27:34Dude, that's my sister.
00:27:37I like extra mayo and chili on mine.
00:27:39Gross!
00:27:42Sorry we didn't introduce ourselves.
00:27:43My name's Bleach and this is Mercedes.
00:27:45Kiss, kiss.
00:27:46Whatever.
00:27:47Your name's Jason and Mark.
00:27:49Two of the most generic-ass fucking names on the planet.
00:27:54What the fuck did you just say to me?
00:27:57Oh, my God!
00:27:58I got it!
00:27:59I got it!
00:28:00I got it!
00:28:01I got it!
00:28:02I got it!
00:28:03I got it!
00:28:04I got it!
00:28:05Hey, babe!
00:28:11Hey, babe.
00:28:12What the fuck is going on in here?
00:28:21These two tall-ass mighty ducks came in and ruined our hang!
00:28:25Where's my snack?
00:28:30Be cool, Brian.
00:28:31It's not like Mom's even gonna be home for like two days or whatever,
00:28:33so why don't you just shut the fuck up for once?
00:28:35Whatever.
00:28:36We can go hang in my room.
00:28:37Wait.
00:28:38Who is this little girl?
00:28:41Uh, this is my sister or she's-
00:28:42Whoa!
00:28:43Was she fucking asking you, bro?
00:28:44No.
00:28:45Go ahead, babe.
00:28:47Let me guess.
00:28:48You're his sister and you're visiting for the weekend,
00:28:51and you're feeling really displaced because you don't know anybody here,
00:28:55which is making you really uncomfortable,
00:28:57and now you're starting to miss Mommy.
00:29:00Kinda.
00:29:09Mmm, that sucks.
00:29:13Hey, you wanna leave?
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:17Hey, guys.
00:29:18We're gonna bounce.
00:29:19Damn it, Sydney!
00:29:20You ruined fucking everything!
00:29:22Kate Spade slut?
00:29:24Excuse me?
00:29:25Nothing.
00:29:26Nothing.
00:29:27Nothing, nothing!
00:29:28Nothing.
00:29:29Go!
00:29:30Come on.
00:29:31Come on.
00:29:33Oh my god.
00:30:04I miss this place.
00:30:07Miss the crew?
00:30:09No.
00:30:13You ever notice how playgrounds smell like blood?
00:30:18Yeah, kind of do.
00:30:21Are you grossed out by blood?
00:30:24Yeah, I guess so.
00:30:26I think it'd be weird if I said I loved blood.
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:31You think you'd...
00:30:33ever be grossed out by my blood?
00:30:38No.
00:30:40Your blood's my blood.
00:30:57So how was your day?
00:30:59Good.
00:30:59Just hung out with some friends.
00:31:01Which friends?
00:31:02Just Brian and Chad and his weird lizard girls.
00:31:07I love lizards.
00:31:08Of course you do, baby.
00:31:12So, Lisa.
00:31:13What'd you think of Brian and Chad?
00:31:16They're fine.
00:31:18You can say it.
00:31:20Say what?
00:31:20They're fucking losers.
00:31:23Frank.
00:31:24I'm just kidding.
00:31:28You're a fucking loser, Dad.
00:31:30Excuse me?
00:31:32I'm just kidding.
00:31:36Lisa, do you miss home?
00:31:38No, uh, not really.
00:31:41Good.
00:31:45Good.
00:31:46That's why I think it'd be fun if you just moved in with us your junior year.
00:31:51Yeah!
00:31:52I mean, it'd be cool.
00:31:55You know?
00:31:55Living with Mom sucks, and living with us would be...
00:31:58I mean, Doris cooks great food.
00:32:02And you're cool.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:07Uh, maybe.
00:32:09I think it's an interesting idea.
00:32:12I mean, as long as you're able to handle my jokes and share your tampons with your brother
00:32:17here every once in a while.
00:32:18Frank.
00:32:19I don't even use tampons.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:30Honey.
00:32:31I just free bleed.
00:32:34Ew.
00:32:36I'm...
00:32:37I'm just kidding.
00:32:40Not very funny.
00:32:41Hmm.
00:32:49So this is creative mode.
00:32:53Uh, so you just go around, build houses, tend to your chickens, cows.
00:32:59Uh, here, check this out.
00:33:00You see all these dogs?
00:33:01Yeah.
00:33:02You can hit them.
00:33:05Yeah.
00:33:05What?
00:33:06Did you see why I have so many?
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:09Yeah.
00:33:10Jesus.
00:33:12Where'd they go?
00:33:13I killed them.
00:33:14Oh.
00:33:15No, no, it's not real.
00:33:17Look.
00:33:17What are you doing?
00:33:20I thought that would make it better.
00:33:22Jesus.
00:33:23I'm sorry.
00:33:24I'm sorry.
00:33:25I didn't know you'd feel so passionate about it.
00:33:28It's fine.
00:33:33Look, they're all back.
00:33:37Better?
00:33:38Yeah.
00:33:41I have too many fucking dogs.
00:33:43Again.
00:33:47I need to go to bed.
00:33:53Right now.
00:33:57Okay.
00:33:58Okay.
00:33:59Well, uh...
00:34:02Good night.
00:34:09Uh...
00:34:09Oh, way to know, drama queen.
00:34:32Fuck you.
00:34:33Drama queen?
00:34:34Oh, yeah.
00:34:35Never kiss me.
00:34:36Fuck you.
00:34:37Oh, yeah, whatever.
00:34:38Fuck you.
00:34:39Fuck you.
00:34:40Fuck you.
00:34:41Or I should like you.
00:34:42Well, we could like you,
00:34:43because maybe you were more than one of the likeable.
00:34:46Yeah, figure out how to be a white person,
00:34:47then maybe figure out how to be a mother.
00:34:49I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win!
00:34:51Yay!
00:34:53Tony.
00:34:54Surprise.
00:34:56I'm only a mess who you're here.
00:34:58No, I'm not the reason you're a mess.
00:35:00You're the reason that you are a fucking mess.
00:35:03This place is a mess, I'm sick of this.
00:35:05Whatever, man.
00:35:06Well, I'm sick of this so much more than you are.
00:35:09You cannot be half as sick of it as I am.
00:35:11Whatever, I'm done with this and go through.
00:35:15What do you think you're doing?
00:35:18Uh, I...
00:35:20You're not thinking, that's what you're doing.
00:35:22Rachel, leave him alone.
00:35:24You're just like him.
00:35:29Don't pick it out on the boy.
00:35:30Hey, Tony.
00:35:32Race to chase a treat.
00:35:33Whoever wants to get out of my can.
00:35:34Oh, it's on!
00:35:35Anything anymore.
00:35:37I darely hate him to get out of bed.
00:35:39Did you know that?
00:35:40Well, in your way, you're good.
00:35:44I'm afraid we never knew what the love could do.
00:35:50So we had to find
00:35:52and later when...
00:35:53The last was dark
00:35:55We thought that maybe love had gone
00:35:59And we had nothing left to say
00:36:02Well, I wanna get high
00:36:05On you tonight
00:36:09Donnie.
00:36:11Oh, I wanna try
00:36:13To love you right
00:36:17Oh, lay down here beside me
00:36:21Let me take your love inside me
00:36:24And get high on you tonight
00:36:28Oh, I wanna get high on you tonight
00:36:42Oh, I wanna get high on you tonight
00:36:48Oh, lay down here beside me
00:36:55Let me take your love inside me
00:36:59Oh, I wanna get high on you
00:37:05and get high on you
00:37:21Oh, I wanna get high on you
00:37:22Oh, I wanna get high on you
00:37:24Oh, I wanna get high on you
00:37:25Oh, the GPS went by
00:37:26The years went by, we met again like a stranger.
00:37:33I don't know why...
00:37:56Hey, kiddo.
00:38:06Oh, uh, hey, Frank. How's the sitting?
00:38:10It hurts. My butt is not made for sitting. It's made for standing and looking pretty.
00:38:16Yeah.
00:38:18Welcome to my paradise.
00:38:26This is nice. It's like you have your own little getaway.
00:38:32Well, to be honest, it's not really going to be a sitting room.
00:38:38I'm going to turn it into a secret cooking room for Doris.
00:38:42Shouldn't that be in the kitchen?
00:38:46No, no. I'm going to redo the whole room, put a kitchen in it.
00:38:50Put a bunch of cutting board space over there. I'll have a vent that goes up to the ceiling.
00:38:54She can have her gals over whenever she wants. They can take up as much space as they want.
00:39:00Hmm. So it'll be like a little getaway kitchen.
00:39:04Exactly.
00:39:06You must really love her.
00:39:09All her words aren't my favorite words, but yeah, I really do love her.
00:39:18Sleep well?
00:39:20Yeah.
00:39:22You?
00:39:23Oh, hell yeah.
00:39:30Isn't it nice?
00:39:32Yeah.
00:39:38I'm happy you're here, kiddo.
00:39:42Me too, Frank.
00:39:44Me too.
00:39:46Tony.
00:40:00Tony.
00:40:01Tony.
00:40:02Tony.
00:40:03Tony.
00:40:04Tony!
00:40:07What?
00:40:09Hi.
00:40:11Hey.
00:40:12You gonna come to breakfast?
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:19Okay.
00:40:24Love you.
00:40:27Yeah, I know.
00:40:43You know, your friends are always welcome over here.
00:40:45Yeah, we know.
00:40:48I just love a good excuse to make more casserole.
00:40:52Yeah, it's just Brian has a-
00:40:53It's a party, Doris.
00:40:55Oh, a party.
00:40:57Lisa, you wanna borrow a dress later?
00:41:00They're all tight.
00:41:01The boys love tight.
00:41:02Isn't that right, son?
00:41:03Yeah, we, like, tight.
00:41:05Tight.
00:41:06I'll wear this.
00:41:09Oops.
00:41:10You okay, honey?
00:41:11Yeah.
00:41:12Just slippery hands.
00:41:14Well, don't dry those hands off.
00:41:16What?
00:41:17Oh, come on.
00:41:18You shut up now, you dirty man.
00:41:21Doris, do you want any help?
00:41:23I got it.
00:41:24Thanks, sweetie.
00:41:26Now look at that, kids.
00:41:29A pretty woman looking sexy every day.
00:41:32My sweet, precious fruit of my loins.
00:41:37This is it.
00:41:38This is the life.
00:41:41To find someone who makes you...
00:41:44Like this peach.
00:41:47To find someone who's soft and ready to burst.
00:41:51And when they burst, you don't mind getting a little messy.
00:41:56Frank, I hear you.
00:41:58What?
00:41:59I'm teaching my kids something.
00:42:01Life lesson.
00:42:02Sharing something special.
00:42:04Don't listen to him.
00:42:05He's just a dirty old horndog.
00:42:09Frank, you can't just talk to them like that.
00:42:11What?
00:42:12They can't.
00:42:14I do agree.
00:42:15A love like this is special.
00:42:18Everyone deserves it.
00:42:20It can be hard, but...
00:42:21You know what helps?
00:42:22These tight dresses.
00:42:24Are you sure you don't want to borrow something, sweetie?
00:42:26Um...
00:42:28I feel comfortable in this.
00:42:31She doesn't need tight dresses to look pretty.
00:42:34She's already perfectly wrapped in her own skin.
00:42:38That is a scary pick-up vlog, son.
00:42:44You want to go?
00:42:47Yeah.
00:42:51Doris, what are you putting in these potatoes?
00:42:53These are unreal.
00:42:54Hey, sis.
00:42:55You ready?
00:42:56Yeah.
00:42:57In just a second.
00:42:58You look fine.
00:42:59You look very pretty.
00:43:00I don't really feel pretty today.
00:43:13Hang on.
00:43:15Everybody can't do it.
00:43:16Hey, sis.
00:43:17You ready?
00:43:18Yeah, just a second.
00:43:19You look fine.
00:43:20You look very pretty.
00:43:21I don't really feel pretty today.
00:43:25Hang on.
00:43:26Here.
00:43:48Good?
00:43:50Yes.
00:43:51I have more.
00:43:53Yeah.
00:43:53Yeah, but, uh, you have to keep wearing this if you want more.
00:44:01Okay, fine.
00:44:04Cool.
00:44:05I'll be downstairs, okay?
00:44:08Same you, same candy, yeah?
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:11Okay, cool.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:41Frank?
00:44:41Oh, hey, Tony.
00:44:46What's up?
00:44:49Just sitting.
00:44:51Isn't that what the sitting room's for?
00:44:54Hurts my butt to sit on the ground all the time.
00:44:59Hmm.
00:45:11I don't think I've ever talked with you about man stuff.
00:45:23No need.
00:45:24I got it.
00:45:27Well, my best advice to you is to always tell the person you love that you do.
00:45:35That's good advice.
00:45:38Yeah, men aren't always hard.
00:45:40I've never had a problem in that way, and your blood is my blood, so...
00:45:44Yeah, got it.
00:45:49Do you mind doing me a favor, son?
00:45:52Sure.
00:45:53Today is a special day for Doris.
00:45:57Oh, is it a birthday?
00:45:58Oh, I have no idea when that is.
00:46:01I bought her a bunch of new cooking books, and she's going to go crazy when she sees how many I got her.
00:46:07That's really nice.
00:46:09Do you think you could set up the bathroom with some candles?
00:46:13I'd do it myself, but...
00:46:15Yeah, sure.
00:46:17Great.
00:46:19What's that?
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:23I miss the annual Peach and Music Festival this year.
00:46:28It's just really frustrating.
00:46:31What are you doing?
00:46:44What are you doing?
00:46:59Oh, uh...
00:47:00Date night for Dad.
00:47:03Cute.
00:47:03You are no match for us, and Princess Fairy Sparkle.
00:47:21You are no match for us, and Princess Fairy Sparkle.
00:47:22Oh!
00:47:23No!
00:47:23No!
00:47:24No!
00:47:25No!
00:47:26No!
00:47:26No!
00:47:27No!
00:47:27No!
00:47:28No!
00:47:28No!
00:47:29No!
00:47:29No!
00:47:30No!
00:47:31No!
00:47:31No!
00:47:32No!
00:47:32No, no, no.
00:47:33Get down!
00:47:34Attack Tony!
00:47:35We need to clear reinforcements.
00:47:36No, Rachel, this is not fair.
00:47:37You cannot do this.
00:47:38You have no idea what you're doing.
00:47:39Rachel, come on!
00:47:40Get back!
00:47:41This is ridiculous!
00:47:42No!
00:47:43He's still not down!
00:47:45Come on, Lisa, let's go.
00:47:47Right now, let's go.
00:47:48Come on.
00:47:49Tony!
00:47:50Come on!
00:47:51Tony!
00:47:52Tony!
00:47:53Come on!
00:47:54Tony!
00:47:55Come on!
00:47:56Tony!
00:47:57Tony!
00:48:11We need to go.
00:48:27Tony!
00:48:34Now I'm torn off of the ladder and good now.
00:48:39When I ran into the ladder, Nancy, Naomi and Mom.
00:48:41Oh-Run!
00:48:42The bigger than I can, you never need!
00:48:45Under the ladder, I won all in the ladder.
00:48:48It's your dream!
00:48:50I've made it many times.
00:48:51Got it?
00:48:52Thanks for having me.
00:48:54You made me think.
00:48:55Good job.
00:49:24What's up, man?
00:49:25Chad failed his culinary training program.
00:49:28Aw, dude.
00:49:29And his two goth girls dumped him.
00:49:32Oh, no.
00:49:34I want to get fucked up tonight.
00:49:37Hey, shut the fuck up, Brian.
00:49:38Fuck you.
00:49:38What did I say?
00:49:39What the fuck did I say?
00:49:40Hey, did you guys get invited to that party tonight?
00:49:43You got invited to a party?
00:49:44Yeah, from some chick named Magnificent Pleasure.
00:49:49What?
00:49:50I see you.
00:49:51I see you.
00:49:53Fuck.
00:49:54Yeah, I'd pin that down real nice.
00:49:58She looks nice.
00:49:59Of course she does.
00:50:01She wants a penis inside of her.
00:50:03Do you want to go?
00:50:04No, I don't want to go if that bitch is going.
00:50:06What the fuck is going on in here?
00:50:08What are you guys looking at?
00:50:09No, nothing.
00:50:10Uh, just saw that party invite.
00:50:13Hm.
00:50:14So are you guys coming?
00:50:15Sure.
00:50:16I felt bad about the other night.
00:50:18I just wanted you guys to see how cool I am.
00:50:21Whatever.
00:50:22You just want me to drive.
00:50:24Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:25Hm, because I'm going to get fucked up tonight!
00:50:28Ugh!
00:50:29What if he said he wouldn't drive you?
00:50:31Oh, well then I would just tell everyone that little Brian over there-
00:50:33Shut up!
00:50:34Lisa?
00:50:35It's nothing.
00:50:36Oh, you know what?
00:50:37I almost forgot to mention, Charlie's going to be there.
00:50:40Ooh, Charlie's going to be there.
00:50:42Yeah, man.
00:50:43Wouldn't want to miss out on that good old bee-sucking.
00:50:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:50:47Okay!
00:50:48Fine!
00:50:49We'll go and I'll drive, but I don't like one bit of it.
00:50:51Except Charlie.
00:50:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:54I will burn it.
00:50:55I will burn this.
00:50:56What are you wearing?
00:50:57Hey, hey, hey.
00:50:58No!
00:50:59Come on, man.
00:51:00You know he's sensitive about that.
00:51:01You are not wearing that.
00:51:02What should I wear?
00:51:04I think she looks great.
00:51:05Hey, man.
00:51:06Are you a girl?
00:51:07No.
00:51:08Sorry.
00:51:09Come with me right now.
00:51:10I just gave it back to her.
00:51:11Okay.
00:51:12Hey.
00:51:13That's enough.
00:51:14That's not enough.
00:51:15That is enough.
00:51:16Here you go.
00:51:23Pick one.
00:51:24It's fine.
00:51:25I mean, I feel comfortable in this.
00:51:27Do it.
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:30Um.
00:51:31Great.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:33Well, I'll be right back.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35Just change in here.
00:51:36What?
00:51:37Do you have, like, chest hair or something?
00:51:39No.
00:51:40Okay.
00:51:41Um.
00:51:42Okay.
00:51:43Um.
00:51:44Okay.
00:51:45Um.
00:51:46Okay.
00:51:50Uh.
00:51:51Um, they'll be fine.
00:52:19Thanks.
00:52:23Well, I have to get changed, so...
00:52:27Okay.
00:52:33Alright, yeah.
00:52:41You see it right there.
00:52:43See? Yeah, I could cook something with that.
00:52:45Hey, guys.
00:52:47Huh.
00:52:49My sister let you wear the dress she miscarried in.
00:52:53What?
00:52:55I think it looks nice.
00:52:59Thanks.
00:53:00Okay, bitches. Come on. Let's go.
00:53:02It's so early.
00:53:03I said I want to go.
00:53:05I'm not even ready yet.
00:53:07Guess you are. You look like shit. Isn't that your thing?
00:53:09Ugh. Alright, let's get this over with.
00:53:13Okay.
00:53:31How long do I have to stay?
00:53:33As long as I want.
00:53:35Hey, come on. That girl's gonna be there.
00:53:39Okay. Hold on. Okay.
00:53:41Yeah.
00:53:43You know it fast.
00:53:45Don't be what we need now.
00:53:47You know it fast.
00:53:49Don't be what we need now.
00:53:51You know it fast.
00:53:53Don't be what we need now.
00:53:55Maybe I can't wait to break your heart.
00:53:59Give me something good and you know I will tear it all apart.
00:54:05We'll tear it all apart.
00:54:11Oof.
00:54:15So this is the... okay.
00:54:19My dad ate a bug once.
00:54:21Why?
00:54:22I don't know. It's like a waza I guess.
00:54:23Why'd he eat that?
00:54:24Because it's a maca.
00:54:25Oh.
00:54:26I didn't eat a maca.
00:54:27God hates Martin!
00:54:29God hates Martin!
00:54:31God hates Martin!
00:54:32God hates Martin!
00:54:33God hates Martin!
00:54:34God hates Martin!
00:54:36God hates Martin!
00:54:37Tell me not.
00:54:38It's a fucking party.
00:54:40He's out.
00:54:45Oh my god.
00:54:46Oh my god.
00:54:48I knew it was an extra for everyone.
00:54:49What's that?
00:54:50Oh!
00:54:51Oh my god.
00:54:52Oh my god.
00:54:53Oh my god.
00:54:54Oh my god.
00:54:55Oh my god.
00:54:56Do you guys even like bananas?
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:12Nice.
00:55:13Nice.
00:55:43Charlie, Charlie.
00:55:49Hey, Brian.
00:55:50It's good to see you.
00:55:54And you look good tonight.
00:55:57I know.
00:55:58Well, if it is a little baby, Brian.
00:56:03Hey, little baby.
00:56:04Oh, hey, stop.
00:56:05And Errol, stop.
00:56:06Please, stop.
00:56:07Just stop.
00:56:09Hey, I'm Tony.
00:56:11Oh, me.
00:56:12Okay.
00:56:14This is my sister, Lisa.
00:56:16Hey, Lisa, where are you from?
00:56:18Florida.
00:56:19What are you doing here?
00:56:20Visiting my brother and dad for the weekend.
00:56:23Ah, so this is like your full blood sister.
00:56:27Yeah.
00:56:28Did you guys, like, piggyback out of the womb or what?
00:56:34No, I'm actually a year old.
00:56:36Oh, dirty mommy.
00:56:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:56:41Hey, hey, boys.
00:56:43Anyways, um, here's a fun fact.
00:56:45Brian shit his pants last time he was at this house.
00:56:51You really are a little chocolate boy.
00:56:53Fuck you, I just got here.
00:56:55What the fuck are you going to do about it?
00:56:57Hey, now, now, now.
00:56:58Who knows?
00:56:59He might have had some laxative with his beer.
00:57:01Or maybe he just got scared because there was too many pretty ladies running around.
00:57:04Fuck you, you fucking suck.
00:57:08God damn it.
00:57:09I want to come with you.
00:57:11Let him be.
00:57:16Hey.
00:57:17Yeah?
00:57:18I'm hungry.
00:57:22Oh, all right, and that's it for me, boys.
00:57:24Touchdown for Bleach.
00:57:25Uh-huh.
00:57:33Lisa.
00:57:34Lisa.
00:57:35Hey, you look stressed.
00:57:37Yeah, loosen up.
00:57:40Lisa, do you smoke weed?
00:57:43Do you get high?
00:57:45Do you lift this curtain that we call life to see what's on the other side?
00:57:55Uh, yeah, sometimes, but I don't ever really feel it.
00:58:00You gotta inhale it.
00:58:01Like, really inhale it.
00:58:13You feel it?
00:58:14Oh, I only felt your tongue.
00:58:29Brian?
00:58:31You really should have taken your clothes off first.
00:58:33I just don't know where my life is going, okay?
00:58:36I'm a fucking loser.
00:58:38Nobody respects me.
00:58:39You don't like me.
00:58:41You're my best friend.
00:58:42And let's be honest, you kind of suck.
00:58:44My other best friend's trying to fuck two bananas out there.
00:58:47So I am sorry if I'm having a moment of despair.
00:58:52Come on, man.
00:58:56I don't suck.
00:58:58Really?
00:59:00You're cool.
00:59:02You're funny.
00:59:04Oh, yeah.
00:59:05Funny, yeah.
00:59:06I remember last year when you thought it was cool and funny how I shit my pants.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:12It was artistic.
00:59:14You were brave.
00:59:15You were so brave.
00:59:16Yeah, you hear that?
00:59:17You're an art guy now, huh?
00:59:19Big man on campus.
00:59:21Come on, let's get out of that tub.
00:59:23Just leave me here with the water.
00:59:27Come on, man.
00:59:28Yeah, come on, Brian.
00:59:30Stop it.
00:59:30Jesus.
00:59:32Hey, Tony.
00:59:53That's enough for you.
00:59:54This feeling does not feel good.
00:59:58It passes.
01:00:01You okay?
01:00:03No.
01:00:05Where's Tony?
01:00:06Relax.
01:00:07He's inside with Charlie.
01:00:09I'm already fucking by now.
01:00:12Oh, yeah.
01:00:13I doubt it.
01:00:14Uh-oh.
01:00:15Can he not get hard?
01:00:17No, he can.
01:00:18How do you know that?
01:00:21I don't know.
01:00:23Yeah, how do you know that?
01:00:25Uh, just...
01:00:27Stop whatever you're doing.
01:00:31What?
01:00:32My brother can get hard.
01:00:34Okay?
01:00:34I've seen it.
01:00:36It's proportional.
01:00:37It's a good penis.
01:00:39Stop freaking me out.
01:00:41Uh, you're the one talking about your brother's dick and how hard it is.
01:00:46I'm kidding.
01:00:48Seriously?
01:00:50Weird joke.
01:00:52That wasn't very funny.
01:00:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:06Tony?
01:01:08Tony?
01:01:13Tony?
01:01:14What the hell am I doing here?
01:01:30Jim?
01:01:30Jim?
01:01:31Have you seen Tony?
01:01:32He's ours.
01:01:33I could be everybody.
01:01:35Oh, goodОfelny.
01:02:01What the hell are you doing here?
01:02:01I don't think you're my...
01:02:04Oh!
01:02:09Sorry.
01:02:15How are you doing that?
01:02:17I love hot dogs.
01:02:19I need to eat yours right up and swallow so hard it goes down to the pit of my tummy.
01:02:28Sydney!
01:02:31Sydney!
01:02:32Have you seen Sydney?
01:02:33No.
01:02:34Fuck you.
01:02:35Hey your fly is down you fucking asshole!
01:02:37Ha, ha, ha!
01:02:40Free a drink of water!
01:02:43Shhh!
01:02:44Shhhhhhh!
01:02:45Shhhh!
01:02:46Shhh!
01:02:47Shhh!
01:02:48Shhh!
01:02:49Shhh!
01:03:02Tom!
01:03:04Lisa!
01:03:08Have you ever had sex?
01:03:14Ow!
01:03:16You like movies?
01:03:17Yeah!
01:03:21Come back!
01:03:22I gotta go!
01:03:27Lisa, can we go now?
01:03:29Nice to meet you!
01:03:30Can I come with you?
01:03:32Hello, come on now.
01:03:34I'm Violet.
01:03:37I'm a cage.
01:03:38Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in a cage.
01:03:40Yeah?
01:03:41I am.
01:03:42I am.
01:03:52Tony!
01:03:53I think I'm high!
01:03:54And I told those guys that your dick is nice and it gets hard.
01:03:57What?
01:03:58Why did that come up?
01:03:59I got caught off guard.
01:04:00You told them about my dick?
01:04:02Yeah.
01:04:03Geez, Lisa, we gotta keep things between us, okay?
01:04:06Rule number one.
01:04:07I thought rule number one was to be honest.
01:04:09Yeah, that too.
01:04:10And to be honest, I didn't know we had rules.
01:04:12Look, whatever.
01:04:13I have a nice penis.
01:04:14So what if you told them?
01:04:15But honestly, I had to get going, Lisa, because right now there's honestly-
01:04:19Oh, there she is!
01:04:20Tony, wait!
01:04:21Okay.
01:04:22You're hot.
01:04:23You're great.
01:04:24You have stuff going on down there.
01:04:25That's great.
01:04:26What do you mean?
01:04:27I touched it.
01:04:28Tony?
01:04:29She did not touch it.
01:04:30Okay.
01:04:31Okay, so she touched it.
01:04:32But I did not want that.
01:04:33I did not want any of that.
01:04:34Are you jealous because I'm pretty?
01:04:35Hey!
01:04:36Whatever the fuck your name is, that's my sister you're talking to.
01:04:38You're a nightmare and Brian deserves better than some cum guzzling bitch.
01:04:43Whoa.
01:04:44Whoa.
01:04:45Let's go.
01:04:48Let's go.
01:05:00Oh shit!
01:05:01Look who it is!
01:05:02It's the change guy!
01:05:03Hey guys, how's it going?
01:05:05You guys look great!
01:05:06It's like seeing, you know, the teacher in the real world.
01:05:09Except you want to fuck her.
01:05:11Don't you always want to fuck her?
01:05:14Anyway, how's things going?
01:05:16What are you doing tonight?
01:05:17We're good.
01:05:18We're going to go.
01:05:19Yeah.
01:05:20We love the parties.
01:05:21Wait, what?
01:05:22Stick around!
01:05:23Wait!
01:05:24Fuck!
01:05:25She fucking saw, man.
01:05:26Chill, man.
01:05:27No, I'm not going to fucking chill.
01:05:28Chill!
01:05:29I'm not going to fucking chill.
01:05:30Dude, she saw us!
01:05:31It doesn't matter!
01:05:32I want to go home.
01:05:33Hey, hey, Lisa, can I talk to you for a second?
01:05:38We're leaving.
01:05:39I'm not talking to you, you fucking idiot.
01:05:42Man, we'll get out of here.
01:05:43Dude, get off me, alright?
01:05:44I need to talk to Lisa.
01:05:45Hey!
01:05:46Alright, don't touch her.
01:05:48What the fuck are you going to do about it?
01:05:50Hey, I'm not done talking.
01:06:00Why do you like my dick so much, huh?
01:06:01You like that?
01:06:02You like that?
01:06:03Nah, man, you like that.
01:06:04What the fuck did you say to me?
01:06:06You know what I said!
01:06:14You'll think of me!
01:06:15Ryan!
01:06:16Ryan!
01:06:17Ryan!
01:06:18They always think of me.
01:06:23Ryan, come on.
01:06:25Chad?
01:06:26Chad?
01:06:27Chad.
01:06:28Come on.
01:06:29Dude, no, no, no.
01:06:30Chad!
01:06:31Dude!
01:06:32Are you a guy who likes me to call it a dick, a cop, or a penis?
01:06:40I like dick.
01:06:41Me too!
01:06:45Where is the other one?
01:06:46Where is the other one?
01:06:47Where is the other one?
01:06:53It's way over here!
01:06:54Look!
01:06:55Ryan, run, run, run!
01:06:56No, break, break!
01:06:57Don't call me!
01:07:02What do you mean?
01:07:03Tell her the other one is!
01:07:04It's the other one is no one.
01:07:05I'm sorry!
01:07:10I'm sorry.
01:07:11Oh, God, it smells like shit in here.
01:07:33Hey, shut up.
01:07:34Sorry.
01:07:38For a night?
01:07:41Oh, God.
01:07:44Oh, God.
01:08:11We'll eat them.
01:08:41We'll eat them.
01:09:11We'll eat them.
01:09:41We'll eat them.
01:09:43We'll eat them.
01:09:48That was weird.
01:10:03Tell me if I'm crazy.
01:10:08You're crazy.
01:10:09No, no, not yet.
01:10:11Have you ever thought about...
01:10:23I've had lots of thoughts.
01:10:28You were really nice back there.
01:10:41Yeah, you're sure I felt pretty aggressive.
01:10:46Yeah, that too.
01:10:51But I liked it.
01:10:53I thought it was pretty cool.
01:10:54Yeah.
01:10:56Yeah.
01:10:57Yeah.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02Yeah.
01:11:03Yeah.
01:11:04Yeah.
01:11:06Yeah.
01:11:07Yeah.
01:11:08Yeah.
01:11:09Yeah.
01:11:10Oh, if I ever told you that you're the most beautiful woman in the world...
01:11:29Every day.
01:11:32I just wanted to tell you again.
01:11:54You look very nice.
01:11:57Yeah.
01:11:59Can this be a...
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:05Promise.
01:12:11I think I'm in love with you, Tony.
01:12:15Please.
01:12:17Call me brother.
01:12:29I'm in love with you.
01:12:43Oh no.
01:12:44Oh no.
01:12:51What the fuck?
01:12:52Oh, what the fuck?
01:12:54What the fuck?
01:12:56What the fuck?
01:12:57Rachel, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:12:59What the fuck are you doing? I'm just picking on my kid. Lisa?
01:13:15She's a nice lady.
01:13:16Oh, fuck you. Come on. I bet he fucking calls you a dirty little slut when he slaps your ass.
01:13:24Lisa, come on. Jesus Christ, it's not even time yet. You see, this is why we never worked out.
01:13:30Because you don't know how to fucking communicate. You're coming way too early.
01:13:35You came too early. Lisa, where are you? Come on.
01:13:45Jesus, it's about time. You look awful.
01:13:49Hi, Mom.
01:13:51Hi.
01:13:57Come on, let's go. It's time to go. Come on.
01:13:59Come on.
01:14:02Bye, Tony.
01:14:03Get in. Come on. What are you...
01:14:09Come on.
01:14:10Sorry, Jamie.
01:14:11Come on. Hurry.
01:14:13Get in.
01:14:15Come on. What are you...
01:14:17Come on, please. Let's go.
01:14:19Tony, wait.
01:14:20Come on. What the fuck?
01:14:22What the fuck?
01:14:23What the fuck?
01:14:24Come on.
01:14:25Come on.
01:14:26Come on.
01:14:27Come on.
01:14:28Come on.
01:14:29Come on. What are you...
01:14:31Come on, please. Let's go.
01:14:33Tony, wait.
01:14:34Come on. What the fuck?
01:14:35Come on. What the fuck?
01:14:36Come on, the assessor, the Patriots.
01:14:38Come on. How the fuck?
01:14:39Come on, the Track.
01:14:40Come up, let's go!
01:14:42Come, come!
01:14:43Come on, let's go!
01:14:44Come!
01:14:46Ooh!
01:14:47No!
01:14:48Oh!
01:14:49Oh!
01:14:50Now!
01:14:51No!
01:14:52What the fuck?
01:14:53What the fuck?
01:14:55Come on, the coach.
01:14:56Come on, theındaki soundtrack.
01:14:57What the fuck?
01:14:59It's like the fuego
01:15:00Se encuentra
01:15:01Oiga
01:15:02Tu quería vacilón
01:15:05Ahí tiene tu vacilón
01:15:08Yo que da fuego, mami
01:15:09Repítimo
01:15:29Yo no sé qué está pasando
01:15:41La gente sigue llegando
01:15:44Oiga
01:15:44Siguen llegando a la fiesta
01:15:46Por la cocina se están colando
01:15:49Yo no sé qué está pasando
01:15:51La gente sigue llegando
01:15:54Dicen que la horqueta fue con candela
01:15:57El fuego lo que está dando
01:15:59Ahí vienen los bailadores
01:16:12Llegó el bongo y el timbal
01:16:15El calor que trae mi gente
01:16:18Como este no hay dos igual
01:16:20Viene el bailador
01:16:22Viene quemando la suela
01:16:24Viene mi campo
01:16:27La fiesta fue con candela
01:16:29Los metales van llegando
01:16:34Trombón, el saxo y trompeta
01:16:36Ten cuidado con esta ganga
01:16:39Cuidatito y no te metas
01:16:41Mi respeto
01:16:42Viene quemando la suela
01:16:45Que viene si
01:16:46Viene mi campo
01:16:48La fiesta fue con secuela
01:16:50El piano
01:16:53El piano trae la guaracha
01:16:54La melodía y el compás
01:16:57Oye el tumbao de ese bajo
01:16:59El que te pone a bailar
01:17:02Los músicos están presentes
01:17:05Ya encendieron el sonido
01:17:07Siguen llegando la gente
01:17:09Aquí les traigo lo que han pedido
01:17:12Ya viene el coro de fuego
01:17:15Escucha, escucha
01:17:16La fiesta viene arrasando
01:17:18Ponte los zapatos
01:17:29Y con mi orqueta
01:17:30Ven a guarachar un rato
01:17:32Siguen llegando a la fiesta
01:17:34A la seguridad que yo estoy llamando
01:17:37Ponte los zapatos
01:17:39Acabando
01:17:40Ven a guarachar un ratón
01:17:42Atención