Unlocked: Drag Queen Valentina Reveals The Juiciest Secrets On Her Phone

Hollywood Journal

Former 'RuPaul’s Drag Race' contestant Valentina gives us an inside scoop on her phone usage, from her favorite Snapchat and Instagram filters to why she’s deleting Tumblr.

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00:00This is called a Boost Mobile Chirp, in which you push this button here and go,

00:05where you at? Just kidding, it's an iPhone.

00:09Hello, it's me, Valentina, and we're here with Unlocked.

00:16Oh my god, you want me to release all the secrets in the chambers of the Slytherins

00:21through my phone, girl? I cannot.

00:24But we're just going to give you a glimpse and a taste into my fantasy through my phone.

00:28When you open my phone, the first thing you will see is this.

00:32A fan-made collage of the one and only me.

00:36This is me as a boy, this is me as a Caucasian woman.

00:39That's old Hollywood glamour, because I'm perfect, beautiful, look like a model.

00:43Okay, Marys, we're going in.

00:45So my favorite app is Instagram.

00:48People love to tag me in things, like, look at this little cartoon of me.

00:51My fans do that for me. It's so sweet and it's so cute.

00:54When you're lonely and on tour, you have to have moments of intimacy with yourself.

00:59You can go to Pornhub, you can go to bilatinmen.com.

01:03Um, what else we got?

01:06Ex-hamster.

01:07Ex-hamster.

01:08But Mary, the one and the only was Tumblr.

01:10Tumblr was so amazing, but they done shut that bitch down.

01:14So, you know what, as a matter of fact, because you done blocked all the good porn,

01:19and you're going to cancel her.

01:20Delete Tumblr, delete that bitch.

01:22It's time to let her go and put her to rest.

01:24May she rest in peace.

01:26I do not use Snapchat, but I will go to my favorite Snapchat filter.

01:30She just blurs everything out and I would say, let's say,

01:33and then I go to Instagram and then I swipe with one more filter,

01:37because you need two filters, bitch.

01:39And Drag Girl, ooh, poreless.

01:41And then I swipe to Paris.

01:43Bitch, she is Parisian.

01:44Should I upload this live on Instagram right now?

01:46Let's put the location. We need to be savvy.

01:49We need to be like the children of today,

01:51that they let people know where they're at so they can get stalked.

01:55Huh? I have an idea.

01:58Creo que ya es tiempo para llamar a Gloria Trevi.

02:01Boom, boom, boom, boom.

02:02Hello, Valentina, Valentina.

02:06Hi, mi amor.

02:07¿Cómo estás, preciosa?

02:08Super bien aquí en Los Ángeles.

02:11Preparando para tu tour, ¿o estás de gira ahorita?

02:13No, ahorita estoy preparando todo.

02:15Gloria Trevi me va a regalar una canción.

02:18I wanted to say thank you,

02:19porque eso es como para mí algo,

02:21como un regalo muy grande.

02:23Gracias a ti.

02:24Regalo grande.

02:26Yo sé que la vas a interpretar muy lindo.

02:29Estoy orgullosa de ti por todo lo que representas,

02:31incluyendo también a la gente latina.

02:34Ay, no, a ti, mi amor.

02:36Tú eres mi madrina de Bipidi Bapidi Boo de la música.

02:38¡Mmm!

02:39¡Oh!

02:41I love you.

02:42I love you too, mi amor.

02:44Chao.

02:44Oh, my God.

02:49Oh, my God.

02:49This is my current favorite jam, okay?

02:51The strings, Mary.

02:52The strings.

02:53This is my single, and look at me.

03:08Look at my big ass.

03:09Girl, you know I ain't got no ass like that.

03:11Oh, my God.

03:12Ladies, gentlemen, transgenders and non-conforming,

03:16we have the RENT soundtrack.

03:19Live.

03:20Well, not really live.

03:21They aired our dress rehearsal.

03:24But we're going to get over that.

03:25I do have behind-the-scenes moments from RENT.

03:28I was in New York, and it was the first time Fox had flown me out to New York to kind of start rehearsals.

03:35Yes.

03:36Yes.

03:36That's Sonia, the choreographer.

03:38Oh, hit it.

03:39Hit it, girl.

03:41Oh, one, two, three, four.

03:44Turn, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing.

03:45Oh.

03:46Yes.

03:47Oh, my God.

03:47My life was so fabulous, y'all.

03:49I have Grindr.

03:50No, not for hooking up.

03:52What I do is when I'm traveling, I kind of actually talk to my fans.

03:56I invite them to my shows.

03:57So it's not only just sex.

03:59Oh, no, Mary, we're not opening that app.

04:01So let's go back to Instagram and see if anybody done.

04:04Oh, my friend Esteban Calderon, he's photographed me.

04:06He lives in Mexico City.

04:07He just said, yes, baby.

04:10I love this wig on you.

04:12Wig?

04:13Thank you, and I hope you enjoyed this tour through my phone.

04:17Ciao.

04:19Bye.

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