00:00C'est parti !
00:30Oh, God.
00:34Hey, possum, Abe.
00:35Sorry, just you in that chair.
00:36I think I would have made a damn fine president.
00:39You would have brought a real dignity to the office.
00:41You're welcome, America.
00:44Welcome to Zombieland.
00:46Life is about more than just survival.
00:49We were a family.
00:50Dysfunctional, sure.
00:51But what family isn't?
00:52Merry Christmas.
00:54What would you like, little girl?
00:56I'd really like for you to stop calling me little girl.
00:59Do you know what I would like?
00:59I don't give a shit what you mean.
01:02It felt so good to be on the move again.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:06I'm so sorry.
01:07Hi, I'm Columbus.
01:08Madison.
01:08This is Tallahassee.
01:09Hey, Paul Blart.
01:10Is this your dad?
01:13Oh, whoopsie.
01:15I forgot the seatbelt rule.
01:16Oh, so she knows the rules.
01:18I told her just a few of them.
01:1973, and are there more?
01:21You're cute.
01:21I like it.
01:24My sister is gone.
01:27She picked up a boy.
01:28He's from Berkeley.
01:29Berkeley.
01:30You don't have weed, do you?
01:31Do I look like the type of person that would have weed?
01:34I'm sorry.
01:35Boone?
01:36Yeah.
01:37I have nothing against hippies.
01:38I just want to beat the shit out of them.
01:40We're going to go get her.
01:42We ride it, Donald.
01:46Start talking.
01:47You first.
01:48Oh, my name's Tallahassee.
01:54Die, zombie!
01:56Light him up!
01:57No, that's my right!
02:05Oh, my apologies, little Elvis.
02:07Is it me, or does he kind of remind you of...
02:10I don't like you.
02:12At all.
02:13I think you double parked.
02:15Or more perpendicular parked.
02:17Hope we don't get a ticket.
02:17What is going on here?
02:19What?
02:20Hello, everyone.
02:21Am I hallucinating?
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