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00:00:01It's time.
00:00:05The world will know you as pop stars.
00:00:09But you will be much more than that.
00:00:14You will be hunters.
00:00:20Hey! This is the men's bathhouse! Get out of here!
00:00:26They're stealing the souls of our fans?
00:00:29Let's send those disgusting demons back to the depths where they belong!
00:00:43Let's get battle ready!
00:00:50I can destroy the hunters. For good.
00:00:54It's time for a new strategy.
00:00:58I can pick up every drop I drink up.
00:01:01You're my soda pop, my little soda pop.
00:01:08The demon boy band? They're coming after the fans.
00:01:11You're my soda pop, my little soda pop.
00:01:13The Saja boy!
00:01:15We love you!
00:01:16Let's go get these guys.
00:01:20You think we're just gonna let you steal our fans?
00:01:23You're gonna have to fight us for them!
00:01:24You're gonna have to fight us for that!
00:01:37Yeah, this plane's trashed.
00:01:38Yeah, this plane's trashed.
00:01:44Everything is upstate.
00:01:45You're gonna have to fight us for a while!
00:01:47You're gonna go get the konstant's assenters.
00:01:48You're gonna go get the konstant's assenters.
00:01:50You're gonna go get the konstant's assenters.
00:01:51Now take out the...
00:02:21Oh, my God.
00:02:51Oh, my God.
00:03:21Oh, my God.
00:03:50I know you're smart, Cinder, but you can't play chess.
00:03:59I know.
00:04:05Let's pretend we're in Egypt and I'm the queen.
00:04:09I'll order thousands of my men to build the biggest pyramid in the world.
00:04:14No, we pretended that yesterday.
00:04:19Alice?
00:04:20Hi, Daddy.
00:04:21I have to go out on a call.
00:04:23Is it important?
00:04:25Very.
00:04:26There's a baby over at the Clinton place wanting to get into this world.
00:04:29I've got to help it get in.
00:04:31I'll get my fur coat and snow boots.
00:04:33No, wait.
00:04:34I can't take you this time.
00:04:37But there's a terrible blizzard.
00:04:39I know.
00:04:39That's why I can't take you.
00:04:41George Hansen is going with me.
00:04:43The roads may be in bad shape.
00:04:45We could get stuck.
00:04:46I can shovel snow.
00:04:48You're my favorite driving companion.
00:04:50But you just stay inside here where it's nice and warm this time.
00:04:54I'll be back in time for our nightly chess game.
00:04:56Okay?
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00I hope the baby's a girl.
00:05:02And I hope you didn't jinx me.
00:05:04I promised a boy.
00:05:05I'll just figure out a real neat chess move to beat Daddy tonight.
00:05:24There.
00:05:26That'll make him scratch.
00:05:29Oh, cinder.
00:05:32You ruined it.
00:05:35Now, where did I have the white queen?
00:05:39I wish I were a queen like you.
00:05:42If I were a queen, I'd ride around my kingdom on my noble steed
00:05:47and make everything beautiful.
00:05:53I'd order all blizzards to stop
00:05:56and I'd command it to be nice every day.
00:05:59I'd order the grass to grow
00:06:07and all flowers to bloom
00:06:09right in the middle of winter.
00:06:11I'd make the sun shine all day long
00:06:14and there'd be a full moon every night.
00:06:17Oh, it's like looking through a window into another land.
00:06:22And it's so beautiful.
00:06:24If only I could get through the glass to the other side.
00:06:34What's happening?
00:06:35The grass is growing all soft.
00:06:40My hand goes right through it.
00:06:43I wonder...
00:06:44I'm on the other side of the looking glass.
00:07:04I'm on the other side of the looking glass, and I'm not just pretending.
00:07:23I can hardly believe my eyes.
00:07:28I really don't know what to think.
00:07:32It's all such a lovely surprise, and it's happened as quick as a wink.
00:07:39It doesn't seem like a dream.
00:07:42No, I'm sure it's real, though it's hard to understand.
00:07:47Still, I feel so happy here in looking glass land.
00:07:54I love it!
00:07:56It's so wonderful looking around.
00:08:01Oh, look!
00:08:03I really don't know what to say.
00:08:05Because this colorful land that I found wasn't here when I woke up today.
00:08:13It doesn't seem like a dream.
00:08:16No, I'm sure it's real, though it's hard to understand.
00:08:21Still, I feel so happy here in looking glass land.
00:08:28I wonder if there are any people in this beautiful land.
00:08:43You're very pretty, but what are you?
00:08:57Are you a bird?
00:08:59Is that what birds look like in this land?
00:09:05Are you some kind of animal?
00:09:07I'm some kind of a magician.
00:09:16You really are.
00:09:18Who are you?
00:09:21I'm Tom Fool.
00:09:23Royal court jester and magician to her highness.
00:09:27The White Queen in the first square.
00:09:30White Queen in the first square?
00:09:33That sounds like a chess game.
00:09:34Of course.
00:09:36This is chess land.
00:09:38Oh, good.
00:09:40I play chess with my father all the time.
00:09:43Ah.
00:09:44Then you know why I had to sneak up on you the way I did.
00:09:48We can't let anyone from the Red King and Queen side sneak into our square, you know.
00:09:53Well, I'm not from their side.
00:09:55I'm Alice.
00:09:57And I'm from the other side of the looking glass.
00:10:00How about that?
00:10:02We hardly ever get any tourists.
00:10:03You mean, other people do come here through the looking glass sometimes?
00:10:09Well, to be honest, you're the first one.
00:10:12Oh, wow.
00:10:13This is something special.
00:10:16Would you show me around, please?
00:10:19Hey, wait.
00:10:20I amuse.
00:10:21I mystify.
00:10:23I entertain.
00:10:24I don't do guided tours.
00:10:26Then just tell me what to see.
00:10:28If you'll pardon me, I think I'll disappear again.
00:10:31Don't leave.
00:10:33You're the first person I've seen.
00:10:35And I don't know which way to go.
00:10:38Oh, well, come on.
00:10:40I'll take you to the top of the hill where you can see all the land.
00:10:45Tom, wait.
00:11:02What's the matter?
00:11:03I can't keep up with you.
00:11:06You've got to run faster.
00:11:08I'm running as fast as I can.
00:11:11But I'm not getting anywhere.
00:11:13In this land, if you just run as fast as you can, you stay in the same place.
00:11:17You've got to run faster than you can.
00:11:20That's impossible.
00:11:21Now running faster than you can is really simple as can be.
00:11:29Try going slower first and then just do the opposite, you see.
00:11:32If you think it can't be done, the problem's only in your mind.
00:11:36So all you have to do is change it and you'll find
00:11:39Now getting north by heading south is such an easy trick to learn.
00:12:08Just don't forget before you get there to return.
00:12:12Oh, falling up is elementary when you're outside in your room.
00:12:15And you'd agree at once if you would just assume
00:12:18That nothing is impossible.
00:12:24No, nothing is impossible at all.
00:12:28Now you may think that isn't so.
00:12:30Ah, but I've seen enough to know
00:12:33That nothing is impossible at all.
00:12:37No, nothing is impossible at all.
00:12:43Nothing is impossible.
00:12:45Never been done, maybe.
00:12:47But anything you can think of is possible.
00:12:50Well, I can think I'm on top of that hill, but I'm not.
00:12:54Think hard.
00:12:55You can see most of our land from here.
00:13:10It's just like a chessboard.
00:13:12Right, and you're in the white square.
00:13:15You always start in the white square, you know.
00:13:18But I don't see any kings or queens or knights and castles and pawns.
00:13:23They're down there.
00:13:24Oh, I'd love to join them.
00:13:27I wouldn't mind being a pawn.
00:13:29That's easy.
00:13:30You're a pawn.
00:13:31But I'd much rather be a queen.
00:13:33I've always wanted to be a queen.
00:13:36That's harder.
00:13:38You have to go all the way across the land to square eight, and then you'll be made a queen.
00:13:44I can do that.
00:13:46You'll have to get the white queen's permission first.
00:13:49I'll ask her right away.
00:13:50She doesn't grant audiences.
00:13:54You work for the white queen.
00:13:56It's not work.
00:13:58I amuse and entertain her.
00:14:00Couldn't you just take me with you when you go in to see her?
00:14:03Sure.
00:14:05Why not?
00:14:06If she gets mad, I can always say you're a spy icon.
00:14:10Come on.
00:14:14The white queen's castle looks like an eagle's nest.
00:14:18The queen's got claws like an eagle, and she screeches like one.
00:14:22She sounds scary.
00:14:25She's mostly bark and no bite.
00:14:27Let's go.
00:14:35May we enter, your majesties?
00:14:38Tomfool, where have you been?
00:14:40I've been calling for you.
00:14:42I've been patrolling your territory, milady, searching for spies.
00:14:46Well, if you nab one, haul him in, and we'll have a real ball.
00:14:51It's so boring around this gold-plated mausoleum.
00:14:56Boring.
00:14:58You wish entertainment, madam?
00:15:01I could use a couple of chuckles.
00:15:03I don't get a whole lot of laughs just sitting here looking at old Fireball over there.
00:15:09He moved.
00:15:15If he'd sat there much longer like that, I was going to have him bronzed.
00:15:21Now, amuse me, fool.
00:15:27Hey, no acrobatics.
00:15:29They don't amuse me.
00:15:30And no juggling, you dolt.
00:15:41That went out with vaudeville.
00:15:43Give me a laugh.
00:15:44Something will hit me right here.
00:15:52Today, we have some really big, big stars.
00:15:55They're going to give you a really big, big shoe.
00:16:02Some women have brains instead of beauty.
00:16:04What's your excuse, madam?
00:16:10Hey, how's about it you and me?
00:16:12We cut a couple of pizzas, huh, foots?
00:16:14What do you say?
00:16:15Stop this nonsense at once.
00:16:26Do one of your magic tricks.
00:16:28Something super spectacular.
00:16:35Gazook, frog, and wangdoodle.
00:16:38Gollywag, poof and poof, oink, and wampus.
00:16:42This is amateur night.
00:16:51I saw how you did that trick.
00:16:53You had this beast up your sleeve.
00:16:55Now make it go away.
00:16:58Whiff-diddle.
00:17:09That's a gas.
00:17:12I always knew Whizzer had termites in his crown, but not mice.
00:17:19I just noticed there are two of you.
00:17:21Who's this other young boy you brought with you today, Tom?
00:17:24Present him at once.
00:17:31My name is Alice, Your Majesty.
00:17:34I'm not a boy.
00:17:35I'm a girl.
00:17:36You can't be.
00:17:38You're wearing pants.
00:17:39These are jeans.
00:17:41Jeans, Joes, Jims.
00:17:42I don't care who they belong to.
00:17:44They're pants.
00:17:46And boys wear pants.
00:17:48Lots of girls wear jeans today, ma'am.
00:17:51Disgusting.
00:17:52When I was your age,
00:17:53I wore beautiful, frilly dresses
00:17:55and my hair in a long braid down the back
00:17:58with a big bow.
00:18:00You must have been a very pretty little girl.
00:18:03Aha!
00:18:04You're a wily one.
00:18:06But you have tact.
00:18:08Diplomacy.
00:18:09We can use you.
00:18:11Maybe we'll make you our new ambassador.
00:18:13What do you think of that, Flash?
00:18:15Get with it, tiger.
00:18:20Huh?
00:18:20Huh?
00:18:21Oh, yes, yes.
00:18:23Well, my dear, I feel...
00:18:25Good.
00:18:26I'm glad you feel.
00:18:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:18:29For a minute, I thought you weren't even breathing.
00:18:32Sharp as a razor, that one.
00:18:34Maybe we should make her the new prime minister.
00:18:37How does that grab you, Swifty?
00:18:41If you really want my advice...
00:18:44That'll be the day.
00:18:45Just nod your head for approval.
00:18:51That's giving it the old pizzazz, slugger.
00:18:55Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:18:58It's done.
00:19:00Now come up here, child,
00:19:01and let me appoint you prime minister.
00:19:05But I don't want to be a prime minister, Your Majesty.
00:19:08I want to be a queen.
00:19:10You're not as bright as I thought you were.
00:19:13You know what it takes to be a queen?
00:19:16Tom told me.
00:19:17I have to go all the way from square one to square eight.
00:19:21With your permission.
00:19:22It's not easy.
00:19:24The Red King and Queen will try to stop you with their evil tricks all along the way.
00:19:30I can make it.
00:19:31You'll meet some loonies, not normal, well-adjusted characters like us.
00:19:36Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:37There's this joker on square five called Humpty Dumpty.
00:19:41Flaky.
00:19:42A real airhead.
00:19:44Oh, I know all about Humpty Dumpty.
00:19:46Ha, wait till you get the squares six and seven.
00:19:50You know all about dragons and krakens and griffons and hydras and ogres and gorgons.
00:19:55I've never seen any.
00:19:56Well, you'll see plenty.
00:19:59Keep a close eye out for the Jabberwock.
00:20:02He's a real creep.
00:20:04Oh, if you really make it to the Red Queen's square and she has to crown you,
00:20:09ha, ha, ha, ha, it'll blow her mind.
00:20:13Then you're giving your permission?
00:20:15Yes, yes, child.
00:20:17Go.
00:20:17Let Tom Fool here take you to square two and show you the way.
00:20:22Come back when you're queen and we'll crack a pot of tea together.
00:20:26Now, be gone.
00:20:27Thank you, your majesty.
00:20:42At the bottom of this gorge is the entrance to square two.
00:21:06And that's the beginning of your journey to become a queen.
00:21:09I can't wait to get started.
00:21:11The first part of the trip is pretty easy.
00:21:14It gets harder the closer you get to square eight.
00:21:18I'll make it.
00:21:19Suppose you become a queen.
00:21:21Do you know how to act like a queen?
00:21:24I hope so.
00:21:26You look and act like a little girl.
00:21:29But to be a queen, you've got to look and act like nobility.
00:21:34I'll try very hard.
00:21:36Let me give you some pointers.
00:21:41From your lofty throne, address the crowd.
00:21:53Demand their loyalty.
00:21:56That makes me groan.
00:21:58I'd be more proud if I earned my loyalty.
00:22:01With scepter-high-demand esteem, make them kneel to you.
00:22:08I'd rather not try to act supreme.
00:22:12That's not how I feel, do you?
00:22:14Nobility is something I must earn.
00:22:29Be sure that praise is all you take.
00:22:33A queen must never be wrong.
00:22:35And go for days without mistake.
00:22:39Oh, I should live so long.
00:22:43Nobility, that's what you've got to learn.
00:22:49Nobility is something I must earn.
00:22:54Now Alice, here's how you do it.
00:22:57Be cold as ice.
00:22:59I'd rather be nice.
00:23:01Always disagree.
00:23:02But that's not me.
00:23:03Touch the people blind.
00:23:05That's so unkind.
00:23:06Be wise as a sage.
00:23:08I'll act my age.
00:23:09Be tough and hard bit.
00:23:11I'll be soft as a kid.
00:23:12Be shifty and slow.
00:23:13I won't even try.
00:23:15Yell and scream a bit.
00:23:16I would dream of it.
00:23:17There's nothing to it.
00:23:19I just could do it.
00:23:22To wear a crown and rule the land
00:23:25takes more than civility.
00:23:27When a person's down and you lend a hand,
00:23:31now that's nobility.
00:23:33Nobility, that's what you've got to learn.
00:23:42Nobility is something I must earn.
00:23:49You don't think I can be a queen?
00:23:52If you make it, I'd like to be your court jester and magician.
00:23:57Really?
00:23:57Thank you, Tom.
00:23:59Now, let's get you to the second square.
00:24:03How do we get to the bottom of that deep gorge?
00:24:06We'll slide down on the rainbow.
00:24:09It's not rainy.
00:24:11It will.
00:24:13I don't believe it.
00:24:15The sky is perfectly clear.
00:24:16Tumble, mumble, thunder, rumble.
00:24:22Smash and crash.
00:24:24Lightning flash.
00:24:25You believe?
00:24:35I believe.
00:24:37Make it stop.
00:24:38Rain, rain, go away.
00:24:40Come again some other day.
00:24:42I've said that lots of times, but the rain never goes away.
00:24:50There's our rainbow.
00:24:51Yay!
00:24:52You make everything so easy, Tom.
00:25:12It won't all be so easy.
00:25:14I can't go with you after square two.
00:25:17I have to serve the White Queen.
00:25:19You said you wanted to serve me.
00:25:21You're not a queen yet.
00:25:23Well, when I get to square six, I'll be almost a queen.
00:25:26Can't you join me there?
00:25:28I'll try.
00:25:29Let's go.
00:25:31Which way?
00:25:32The way the sign says.
00:25:34What does it say?
00:25:36I can't read it.
00:25:37It says second square.
00:25:40It's in reverse.
00:25:42Remember, you're on the other side of the looking glass,
00:25:45and everything is opposite now.
00:25:47Oh, yes.
00:25:48When I look in the mirror, my left hand is really the right hand on my image in the glass.
00:25:55So, we have to go the opposite way, the sign points.
00:25:59Oh, it's very bewildering.
00:26:03I don't know if I can make it without you.
00:26:06Sure you can.
00:26:07Queens can do anything.
00:26:09You're almost a queen, so you can do anything.
00:26:13Almost.
00:26:13Now, you're at square two, and you can start your journey.
00:26:30Oh, the country gets more beautiful all the time.
00:26:35Wait, you have six more squares to go.
00:26:39How do I get across all of them?
00:26:41A pawn goes two squares in the first move.
00:26:44I'll guide you across this one.
00:26:46Then, you'll go by train across the third square.
00:26:49Very fast.
00:26:51I love trains.
00:26:53Oh, what's that sound?
00:27:02It's like thousands of giant bees buzzing.
00:27:06That's right.
00:27:07It's a bee colony.
00:27:08It's on our way.
00:27:10Come on.
00:27:10They're elephants.
00:27:34They're bees.
00:27:35They're bees.
00:27:35They're bees.
00:27:37They're bees.
00:27:39They're bees.
00:27:42Adorable.
00:27:49Oh!
00:27:53They must be elephants.
00:27:55I've been told I've seen.
00:27:58Don't believe everything you hear
00:28:01and only half of what you see.
00:28:03All right.
00:28:05Then I believe they're half bee and half elephant.
00:28:10That's a very wise and queen-like observation.
00:28:15Now can we go on?
00:28:29We'll get a ride now.
00:28:35I've never seen such creatures.
00:28:49Can we ride a...
00:28:50Why not?
00:28:53I need two volunteers.
00:29:03Thanks, fella.
00:29:05Hey, dude. How you doing?
00:29:06It's cool.
00:29:08Okay. Hop on.
00:29:14You take this one. I'll take the unicorn.
00:29:23We'll make it to square three in no time.
00:29:25Giddy-up.
00:29:26Giddy-up.
00:29:32Giddy-up? Are you for real?
00:29:34I just said giddy-up.
00:29:36Hey, do I look like a horse?
00:29:39Part of you does.
00:29:40Well, I'm, you know, like a centaur.
00:29:44Sorry. I forgot to believe only half of what I see.
00:29:48You're the front end of a man and a horse's rear end.
00:29:52That's gross.
00:29:54Look. Tom's getting way ahead.
00:29:57Can't we just go?
00:29:59Like where?
00:30:00To the third square.
00:30:02So why didn't you say that leg up front?
00:30:15What happened, Tom?
00:30:17That silly unicorn bucked me off.
00:30:20Couldn't you get back on?
00:30:22I got so mad I changed him into a rabbit and he ran away.
00:30:27Well, there's no way I'm going to haul both of you off my back.
00:30:32Later.
00:30:33It was fun while it lasted.
00:30:38Relax.
00:30:39I'll use the old hocus pocus.
00:30:46Wait till you see this.
00:30:53It's a bird.
00:30:54It's a plane.
00:30:56It's Pegasus.
00:31:03I should have called on old Peg to start with.
00:31:07Now we'll go first class, nonstop, all the way to square three.
00:31:13Come on.
00:31:24This is great.
00:31:26Why don't we just fly all the way to the eighth square?
00:31:30None of these creatures ever leave square two.
00:31:34But you'll get other rides.
00:31:41There's the gate to square three.
00:31:48You're on your own.
00:31:50I wish you were coming along, Tom.
00:31:53Why, you'll do fine.
00:31:55Better hurry.
00:31:56The train that takes you across square three will be waiting at the station.
00:32:00Bye.
00:32:01Hurry.
00:32:04All aboard.
00:32:07Wait for me.
00:32:09I'm coming.
00:32:11Please, wait.
00:32:18Oh, I just made it.
00:32:21I'm happy to be traveling with all of you.
00:32:29My name is Alice.
00:32:31That's your name.
00:32:34But what are you?
00:32:35I'm a girl.
00:32:37How odd.
00:32:38I'm a goat.
00:32:40Yes, I know.
00:32:41You do?
00:32:42Well, I suppose I'm well-known.
00:32:46I'm the president of this railroad.
00:32:50That's very nice.
00:32:51I hope we meet again on the train coming back.
00:32:55Impossible.
00:32:57Our trains only go in one direction.
00:33:00That's weird.
00:33:01You'd make twice as much if you went both ways.
00:33:04Both ways?
00:33:08What a revolutionary concept.
00:33:11Bold, daring, but quite intriguing.
00:33:15I'll have to think about that.
00:33:16Yes, yes.
00:33:18Very provocative.
00:33:20I don't believe I caught your name.
00:33:30It's C. Biscuit.
00:33:32C. Biscuit?
00:33:34Why, you're a famous racehorse.
00:33:37I've heard a lot about you.
00:33:40No, no.
00:33:42My last name is Biscuit.
00:33:44My first initial is C for Charlie.
00:33:48Charlie Biscuit.
00:33:50I pull a milk wagon over in square four.
00:33:54Well, that's good, honest work.
00:33:57I'm sure you're well rewarded.
00:33:59Yup.
00:34:00I get all the yogurt I want free.
00:34:04Wonderful.
00:34:06I hate yogurt.
00:34:09Um, and you, sir, may I ask your name?
00:34:12Post Gazette.
00:34:14That sounds like a newspaper.
00:34:16I am the newspaper.
00:34:18Oh, number one in circulation throughout the land.
00:34:21You read me?
00:34:22No.
00:34:23Well, I mean I can't read you because you're printed all backwards.
00:34:27How dare you, backwards?
00:34:30Only to me.
00:34:31That's because I come from the other side of the looking glass.
00:34:35Oh, well, I suppose there are two sides to everything.
00:34:38Ha, ha.
00:34:38You're very rude, young lady.
00:34:46Are you speaking to me?
00:34:49Is there any other young lady present?
00:34:50No, but what did I do?
00:34:53First, you stared quite openly at my classified section.
00:34:56Oh, I'm sorry.
00:34:59And you were very brazen about studying my financial section.
00:35:03I didn't realize.
00:35:04And for the past five minutes, you gawked with absolutely no shame at my comic section.
00:35:11I really am sorry, but I've never seen a newspaper man before.
00:35:17Incredible.
00:35:18Where do you get your daily paper?
00:35:20From a newspaper boy.
00:35:21Well, boys grow up to be men.
00:35:24Newspaper boys, newspaper men.
00:35:26If you've seen one, you must have seen the other.
00:35:29You're really not very observant.
00:35:32Anyway, I apologize.
00:35:34Oh, this silly train is going right past my station.
00:35:38Quick, throw me out the window.
00:35:51We're flying.
00:36:04This is a train.
00:36:06Why are we flying?
00:36:08We came to a hill.
00:36:10How else would we get to the other side?
00:36:13You could dig a tunnel through the hill.
00:36:15Eh, you know, that's a very interesting idea.
00:36:21Brilliant.
00:36:23I'll suggest it at the next board meeting.
00:36:33Hurry, close the window.
00:36:36We are coming to the river.
00:36:37We're going under the river?
00:36:53Well, certainly.
00:36:55It was in the way.
00:36:57But why don't you build a bridge over the river?
00:37:00Eh, clever.
00:37:03Ingenious.
00:37:03Would you consider becoming chairman of the board?
00:37:13But I'm hoping to become a queen.
00:37:16Why don't you go to the top spot and become a king?
00:37:20Only a man can be a king.
00:37:23That's politics for you.
00:37:25I'd stay out of it if I were you.
00:37:29Is this the end of the square?
00:37:31Oh!
00:37:33Everybody out to push.
00:37:39You want us to push this train?
00:37:42Have to, miss.
00:37:43We're going north.
00:37:45North is all as uphill, you know.
00:37:47It'd be so much easier if we were going south.
00:37:51South is all downhill.
00:37:53But that's only on a map.
00:37:55Well, we're on a map.
00:37:57Please hurry.
00:37:59We'd like to stay on schedule.
00:38:00All right.
00:38:09Put your shoulders to it.
00:38:15It's so pleasant.
00:38:17I think I'll just walk the rest of the way.
00:38:19Have a nice day.
00:38:20Can't you think of some excuse to leave?
00:38:27I'm not very smart.
00:38:29That's why I pull a milk wagon.
00:38:31End of the line, miss.
00:38:54We hope you'll enjoy your trip, and thanks for riding one-way railway.
00:39:00Now can you tell me how far it is to square four?
00:39:04Just across that river.
00:39:05The ferry boat will take you over.
00:39:07There's no water.
00:39:10You'll appreciate that if you fall overboard.
00:39:13Good day, miss.
00:39:16Cast off!
00:39:17Good day, miss.
00:39:43Well, I'm in square four, such as it is, but where do I go now?
00:39:57There's a signpost.
00:39:59That'll tell me.
00:40:02That's a big help.
00:40:05Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
00:40:15You didn't jog so good today.
00:40:17I jogged fine till you hipped when you should've hipped.
00:40:20I never hip.
00:40:21You hipped lots of times.
00:40:23How'd you like a big fat hip on the lip?
00:40:25Who's gonna give it to me?
00:40:27Gentlemen, please.
00:40:31My name is Alice.
00:40:35My name's Tweedledum.
00:40:36And I'm Tweedledee.
00:40:42We're Tweedledum.
00:40:43And Tweedledee.
00:40:44I look like him.
00:40:45He looks like me.
00:40:46We think alike.
00:40:47But disagree.
00:40:49We're Tweedledum.
00:40:49And Tweedledee.
00:40:51We're Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
00:40:53Say, how come you always get top billing?
00:40:56Sorry, we're Tweedledee.
00:40:57And Tweedledum.
00:40:59A quarrelsome consortium.
00:41:00We are do some.
00:41:02No, you do, chum.
00:41:03We're Tweedledee.
00:41:04And Tweedledum.
00:41:05We're known as Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
00:41:07We just found out the other day we each have one twin brother.
00:41:12So incredibly, we are forced to say we're related to each other.
00:41:16No.
00:41:17Yes.
00:41:18Because we're Tweedledum.
00:41:19And Tweedledee.
00:41:20I look alike.
00:41:21And so does he.
00:41:22An amazing similarity.
00:41:24We're Tweedledum.
00:41:25And Tweedledee.
00:41:27We're Tweedledum.
00:41:28Say, haven't we met before?
00:41:29Sure, we're Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
00:41:32Oh, yeah.
00:41:33We're Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
00:41:35Oh, I've heard a lot about you two.
00:41:40Never heard about you.
00:41:41I'm from the other side of the looking glass.
00:41:44You a giant?
00:41:45No.
00:41:46Where I come from, I'm just a small girl.
00:41:50Then I'd hate to see a big one.
00:41:52I'm on my way to become a queen.
00:41:54Can you tell me how to get to the next square, please?
00:41:57Just follow the signs.
00:41:59That's what they're there for.
00:42:00But they point in opposite directions.
00:42:03Those signs are for people like you from the other side of the looking glass.
00:42:06You have to go in the opposite direction from the way the sign points.
00:42:10Which sign?
00:42:11Either one.
00:42:12Either one.
00:42:13If you want to go left, you've got to go right.
00:42:15And if you want to go right, you've got to go left.
00:42:17Right?
00:42:18I said left.
00:42:19You said right.
00:42:20I'm going to hang a right on you.
00:42:21Start hanging.
00:42:22Please.
00:42:23Don't fight.
00:42:24I'll find my way just fine, thank you.
00:42:25Hey.
00:42:26Glad we could help.
00:42:27Are you athletes?
00:42:28Yep.
00:42:29Track stars.
00:42:30Run the mile.
00:42:31The marathon.
00:42:32Cross country.
00:42:33But we stay in shape by fighting.
00:42:34Who do you fight?
00:42:35Each other.
00:42:36Oh, yes.
00:42:37I remember the old rhyme.
00:42:38Tweedledum and Tweedledee agreed to have a battle.
00:42:41For Tweedledum said Tweedledee had spoiled his nice new rattle.
00:42:43I never owned any silly rattle.
00:42:44The only thing that rattles around here is his head.
00:42:45I'm going to rattle your head.
00:42:46Stop it.
00:42:47I'm sorry I mentioned that old rhyme.
00:42:48I'm sorry I mentioned that old rhyme.
00:42:49I'm sorry I mentioned that old rhyme.
00:43:06It's time to work out in the gym.
00:43:08Want to watch us work out?
00:43:11But I really should be going.
00:43:13I've got to get to the eighth square before dark.
00:43:16We'll jog along with you and lead the way.
00:43:19I'd appreciate that.
00:43:28There.
00:43:29You can see the door to square five.
00:43:31I can't see it.
00:43:34That's because I'm taller than you.
00:43:36You're shorter.
00:43:37I'm taller.
00:43:38Then I'm going to cut you down to size.
00:43:41Please, fellas.
00:43:42Not again.
00:43:44We've got to go back now.
00:43:46Thank you both for your help.
00:43:48Just keep going and you'll come to the door of the fifth square real soon.
00:43:52Start hupin'.
00:43:53Hup!
00:43:54Hup!
00:43:55Hup!
00:43:56Hup!
00:43:57Hup!
00:43:58Hup!
00:43:59Hup!
00:44:00Hup!
00:44:01Hup!
00:44:03Hup!
00:44:04That's very strange.
00:44:07A door to nothing leading to nowhere.
00:44:13This must be the entrance to square five, so I suppose I should go through the door.
00:44:14This must be the entrance to square five, so I suppose I should go through the door.
00:44:26Come on in.
00:44:28Door's open.
00:44:30Hello, whoever you are, I'm Alice.
00:44:38Nice to meet you, Alice.
00:44:39Come on in.
00:44:41Where are you?
00:44:45Right up here.
00:44:47Come in.
00:44:48Come in.
00:44:49Why, you're...
00:44:52At least I think you're...
00:44:54The name's Humpty Dumpty.
00:44:56That's spelled with an H and a D and two umpties.
00:45:00I thought that's who you were, but I always imagined you quite different.
00:45:06Well, now I think I'm kind of different.
00:45:10You don't run across a whole lot of eggs with arms and legs who can talk.
00:45:14Oh, yes, but I thought you'd be wearing shirt and pants like an egg man, you know?
00:45:21Oh, that's a pretty good one that is.
00:45:24A man egg.
00:45:26People don't lay eggs.
00:45:28Are you a chicken egg?
00:45:29You want to know what I am?
00:45:31Well, I'll tell you what I am.
00:45:33What I am is a dinosaur egg.
00:45:36And you just can't hardly get them no more.
00:45:39Oh, wow.
00:45:40A dinosaur egg.
00:45:42You know how long it takes a dinosaur egg to hatch?
00:45:46Mercy.
00:45:47Many, many years.
00:45:49I got purely tired of waiting to bust out of my shell, so I started growing on the outside.
00:45:56It didn't turn out to real good.
00:45:58This is as far as I got.
00:46:00That's incredible.
00:46:01You don't believe it?
00:46:03I'll just jump down and show you something.
00:46:05Don't jump.
00:46:06You'll break.
00:46:08Oh, you can't crack a tough old dinosaur egg that easy.
00:46:13See?
00:46:15See that?
00:46:16Now, you just forget what you read in some dumb fairy tale, and you believe my tale.
00:46:21I believe if you had hatched, you might have been huge and scary.
00:46:28You know, that might have been kind of fun, but I try not to fret over what might have been.
00:46:44I dreamed I'd be 40 feet high.
00:46:49Instead, I'm the shrimp of a guy.
00:46:53I'm not spooky and scary or yucky and hairy.
00:46:58There must be a good reason why.
00:47:02I planned to be some dinosaur.
00:47:06Refire, grumble, and roar.
00:47:10But it wasn't to be, I guess you can see.
00:47:15I'm just a good egg and no more.
00:47:19You just gotta be what you are.
00:47:23Don't aim too high or too far.
00:47:28You're better, I found, with both feet on the ground.
00:47:32You just gotta be what you are.
00:47:37You can strive, you can reach, and then miss the gold ring.
00:47:41But twelve centuries from now, it just won't mean a thing.
00:47:46A lot.
00:47:47Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:47:54Don't try to be something you're not.
00:47:58You don't have to have a whole lot.
00:48:02Don't sit around, I'm hoping, just wishing and hoping.
00:48:07Make the best of whatever you've got.
00:48:11Oh, you just gotta be what you are.
00:48:16Don't aim too high or too far.
00:48:20And if you don't make it, then don't try to fake it.
00:48:25You just gotta be what you are, everybody.
00:48:29You just gotta be what you are.
00:48:33Don't aim too high or too far.
00:48:38You're better, I found, with both feet on the ground.
00:48:42You just gotta be what you are.
00:48:47You just gotta be what you are.
00:48:55And that's what I guess you could sorta call my philosophy.
00:48:59It's just what I was telling Tom when he said I had to be nasty and mean to be a queen.
00:49:04I intend to be just what I am.
00:49:07Then you'll be a real good one, whatever you are.
00:49:11Something puzzles me.
00:49:13I thought you always sat up on that wall.
00:49:15I gotta tell you, sitting on a wall is not one of your biggest thrills in life.
00:49:20But it says in the nursery rhyme, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
00:49:25Well, now you just gotta take them old nursery rhymes with a dose of salts.
00:49:30Uh, you mean a grain of salt.
00:49:33Eh, that'll get it too.
00:49:34Oh, you, uh, planning to stick around a spell or are you just passing through?
00:49:39I'm going to the eighth square to become a queen.
00:49:42And I'd better be going.
00:49:43I'll walk you a ways.
00:49:45Get you pointed in the right direction.
00:50:01Wanna see something kinda special?
00:50:03Oh, it's just like all the big stone-faced statues on Easter Island.
00:50:15I call it Easter Egg Island.
00:50:17I painted all of them.
00:50:19Sort of a hobby.
00:50:22They're beautiful.
00:50:23Yes siree, all dinosaur eggs.
00:50:29Still waiting to hatch.
00:50:31You painted this one so pretty.
00:50:34I hope it's a girl.
00:50:35And I hope you didn't jinx it.
00:50:37I sorta figured on a boy.
00:50:40That's funny.
00:50:41My father said almost that very same thing to me just this morning.
00:50:45Best tell your dad not to go fooling around with dinosaur eggs.
00:50:49Oh, he doesn't.
00:50:50You see, he was only talking about...
00:50:52That fella's got to know what he's doing when he messes around with a dinosaur.
00:50:56He's a doctor.
00:50:57You mean he treats sick dinosaurs?
00:51:01I never even knew one to have the sniffles.
00:51:03He's not that kind of a...
00:51:05Your dad ought to take up another line of work.
00:51:08There's just not a whole heck of a lot of sick dinosaurs.
00:51:11Oh, I'll tell him.
00:51:14I love your Easter egg island, but I really have to be getting along.
00:51:18Well, I'm sorry to see you go, but square six is just the other side of this island.
00:51:23Right after you cross the hanging bridge.
00:51:26Thanks for showing me the way.
00:51:28And I enjoyed meeting you very much.
00:51:30Pleasure was all mine.
00:51:32You made my day.
00:51:35Now I gotta go back and sit on that dumb old wall some more.
00:51:39Good luck, little lady.
00:51:43Oh, the trip really does get harder.
00:51:53I hope Tom can join me again soon.
00:51:56I hope Tom can join me again soon.
00:51:57I hope Tom can join me again soon.
00:51:58I hope Tom can join me again soon.
00:51:59I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:00I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:01I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:02I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:03I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:04I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:05I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:06I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:07I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:08I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:09I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:10I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:11I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:12I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:13I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:14I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:15I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:16I hope Tom can join me soon.
00:52:17Tom, where are you?
00:52:30Please, I need you.
00:52:36No, stop.
00:52:42Please, stop.
00:52:44Anoint, you rascals.
00:52:49A plague on all malicious mitches.
00:53:06One of the glorious white knights at your service, fair maiden.
00:53:10We perform rescues and deeds of derring-do at all hours.
00:53:13We are as close as your nearest scream for help.
00:53:16Oh, thank you, sir.
00:53:18You arrived just in time.
00:53:20It's a place swarming with evil creatures of all sorts.
00:53:25You really shouldn't enter it.
00:53:28I do wish you wouldn't.
00:53:30But I have to get to square eight.
00:53:33I'm going to become a queen.
00:53:35Oh, a queen.
00:53:37Oh, that changes the picture, of course.
00:53:41I should be privileged to accompany you across this domain of demons and defend you every step of the way, m'lady.
00:53:49Would you like that?
00:53:51Oh, yes.
00:53:52I'll feel much safer.
00:53:54May I have your lace handkerchief to carry next to my heart?
00:53:59It's a quaint little chivalrous custom we knights have.
00:54:03Would you humor me?
00:54:04I'd be ever so grateful.
00:54:06I'm sorry.
00:54:07I don't own a lace hanky, but I've got Kleenex.
00:54:11Eh, I think not.
00:54:14It simply isn't the same.
00:54:16However, I shall still fight for you just as nobly.
00:54:20May we go now?
00:54:21Um, should I ride in front or behind you?
00:54:25I'm afraid Gisela isn't quite up to carrying two riders, dear thing.
00:54:30I hate to ask you to walk.
00:54:32Oh, not me.
00:54:34I couldn't walk three feet in this armor.
00:54:37Heavy metal.
00:54:39And these Solaretts, dear girl, they just kill me to stand on them.
00:54:43That's terrible.
00:54:44Hmm.
00:54:45They're a size too small, and I have a very high instep.
00:54:49You do see, don't you?
00:54:51Yes.
00:54:52I didn't realize.
00:54:54I'll walk.
00:54:55Of course.
00:54:57I shall lead the way.
00:55:20Oh!
00:55:21Survive!
00:55:22Survive!
00:55:23Oh!
00:55:24Oh!
00:55:25Oh!
00:55:26Oh!
00:55:27Oh!
00:55:28Oh!
00:55:29Oh!
00:55:30Oh!
00:55:31Oh!
00:55:32Ah, wizards!
00:55:33Oh, I certainly can't stand flying things with fangs and talons!
00:55:38Go away, you haunted creatures!
00:55:40They're Wenners!
00:55:41Yeah!
00:55:42Yeah!
00:55:43Oh!
00:55:44Will, they're gone.
00:55:59And don't you come back, you beastly frights.
00:56:02You'll feel the slash of the White Knight's sword again.
00:56:06Will, let's get out of here.
00:56:09Uh, well, I'm dreadfully sorry, but I must ride back to the castle at once and secure a new helmet.
00:56:17Do you have to have a helmet?
00:56:19Oh, dear, yes. I sunburn so easily.
00:56:24But I'll be alone in this terrible land.
00:56:28There are other White Knights about. You may be fortunate and run across one.
00:56:33I do hope you're fortunate. I do. I really do.
00:56:39Uh, I'm listening badly.
00:56:43Would you be ever so kind and hand me my sword, please?
00:56:49Thank you so much.
00:56:51I needed that for balance.
00:56:53Farewell, fair maiden.
00:56:55May the good spirits protect you in my absence.
00:56:59Godspeed.
00:57:00I really ought to go along to protect him.
00:57:05Way to go along to protect him.
00:57:31Tom, I'm so glad you came back.
00:57:42You'll be all right now. Come on.
00:57:52There. When we go through that tunnel, we'll be in square seven.
00:57:59I'm almost a queen.
00:58:01That's Jabberwock territory. You ready for that?
00:58:05Of course. I've come this far. I'm going all the way.
00:58:10Let's do it.
00:58:22The Jabberwock is everywhere.
00:58:25And he's got some evil henchmen.
00:58:29Oh, let's just hope he doesn't know we're coming through.
00:58:35I'll stop her. I am the Jabberwock.
00:58:38And I'm me.
00:58:40Don't roar at me, you big O. Roar at the girl. I want her stopped immediately. She mustn't reach square eight. Do you hear?
00:58:54You got it. Me and the bannersnets here can take anybody. Your majesty.
00:59:05I'll gobble her up in one bite.
00:59:07Hey, we're all partners. You ought to split three ways.
00:59:13Snarks get nothing. You don't even scare anybody.
00:59:18You always put me down just because I'm small.
00:59:22Well, I don't care how you do it. Just stop her. She's gone too far.
00:59:29She's had it.
00:59:31I hope so. Or you've all had it.
00:59:35Hey, we got an assignment here.
00:59:40One little girl?
00:59:42It's a cake!
00:59:44I can do my spine tingling howl.
00:59:48You do nothing. You're a snark.
00:59:51People laugh when you try to act mean. You're a joke.
00:59:55No howling.
00:59:58Just a suggestion.
01:00:00Young.
01:00:09We work for that crazy red queen.
01:00:12We're the lowest and meanest of mean.
01:00:14We're bad!
01:00:16Me too!
01:00:18We'll tear all our victims apart.
01:00:20Our evil is state of the art.
01:00:22We're bad!
01:00:24And don't forget me.
01:00:26I'm Bandersnatch with breath of flame.
01:00:28I've burned up towns to gain my fame.
01:00:31I'm Jabberwock. My game's the same.
01:00:33We're bad!
01:00:35We'll plot and we'll plan and conspire.
01:00:37To set the whole country on fire.
01:00:39We're bad!
01:00:41And then when it's lying and ruined.
01:00:45More mischief we soon will be brewing.
01:00:48We're bad!
01:00:49We're bad!
01:00:52As Jabberwock I do my worst to show reverse among the curse.
01:00:57In rottenness we are immersed.
01:00:59We're bad!
01:01:01Untrustworthy scheming and tricky.
01:01:03We're totally slimy and icky.
01:01:05As opposed to this wimp who simply is absurd.
01:01:08What a nerd!
01:01:09What a nerd!
01:01:10Oh yeah!
01:01:11Rippin' Rippin' Rippin' Rippin'!
01:01:12We're bad!
01:01:13We're bad!
01:01:14The Jabberwock!
01:01:15The Bandersnatch!
01:01:17Yeah!
01:01:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:01:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:01:26With hostility we must remark.
01:01:31We're terrifying lords of dark.
01:01:35We'll zap you out just for a lark.
01:01:37We're bad!
01:01:39The Jabberwock!
01:01:40The Bandersnatch.
01:01:43Who?
01:01:44Me!
01:01:45We're back!
01:01:54Now, what's our plan?
01:01:56The Red Queen says this girl is smart.
01:01:59We're smarter.
01:02:01She's gotta go past that swamp
01:02:04full of man-eating crocodiles.
01:02:08So?
01:02:09So we'll lay a trap
01:02:12that'll lead her right into that swamp.
01:02:15Come on!
01:02:23We're over halfway there.
01:02:25And no sign of the Jabberwock.
01:02:27Keep your eyes open.
01:02:29That'll keep up from going around that side.
01:02:43Now, we'll plug up the other side.
01:02:47The crocodiles are going to get all the goodies.
01:02:53You can have what's left.
01:02:55Sheesh.
01:02:56I always get sick of me.
01:03:01There!
01:03:02She can't go on either side.
01:03:04She's gotta go straight into the swamp now.
01:03:08We'll just sit and wait for the fun to begin.
01:03:22Look!
01:03:24It's a forest fire!
01:03:26No, it's the Bandersnatch.
01:03:28And that means the Jabberwock is probably close by too.
01:03:32Can we sneak around him?
01:03:33Stay here.
01:03:34I'll go ahead and see.
01:03:36What's keeping her?
01:03:38We'll get action.
01:03:40They set a trap to lead us into a swamp full of crocodiles.
01:03:45Can we get around it?
01:03:47Both sides blocked off solid with big trees.
01:03:50Time for magic.
01:03:52Yep.
01:03:53Buckle up for another short hop.
01:03:57I just heard something fly over.
01:04:00What was it?
01:04:01I don't know.
01:04:03Well, what did it sound like?
01:04:07It sounded like that.
01:04:10We made it!
01:04:11We're safe!
01:04:13And look at that!
01:04:16Is it the castle of the Red Queen?
01:04:19Yep.
01:04:20When we cross that drawbridge, we're in square eight.
01:04:24And the Red Queen has to crown you!
01:04:26We beat her!
01:04:28We won!
01:04:31Oh!
01:04:32That horrid child got past the Jabberwock!
01:04:36Quick!
01:04:37Raise the drawbridge!
01:04:38And don't let her in!
01:04:43We can't make it!
01:04:44We can't make it!
01:04:45We can't make it!
01:04:50We can dine in pleasure!
01:04:51The drawbridge is raised and the girl is locked out!
01:04:52She'll never be a queen!
01:04:53Ha!
01:04:54Ha!
01:04:55Ha!
01:04:56Ha!
01:04:57Ha!
01:04:58Ha!
01:04:59Ha!
01:05:00Ha!
01:05:01Ha!
01:05:04Ha!
01:05:05Ha!
01:05:07Ha!
01:05:11Now we can dine in pleasure!
01:05:13The drawbridge is raised and the girl is locked out!
01:05:17She'll never be a queen.
01:05:25No!
01:05:27It can't be!
01:05:29I won't have it!
01:05:31You must crown me Queen Alice, Your Highness.
01:05:35Never!
01:05:37Rules of the game, madam.
01:05:39You're a wizard. Do something.
01:05:41Stall for time.
01:05:43Make her a queen and I'll think of some way to get rid of her.
01:05:47Much as it revolves me,
01:05:49I hereby pronounce you Queen Alice.
01:05:58I'm a queen at last.
01:06:01And I have promised to serve you, milady.
01:06:05Start working your horrible spells and sorcery.
01:06:13Frighten her!
01:06:15Make her throw away that crown and be gone!
01:06:17Mm-hmm.
01:06:19It's a dream, girl!
01:06:20It's the thing.
01:06:21I'm the biggest one.
01:06:22I'm the emperor, but only do you!
01:06:23Have fun!
01:06:24Let me go!
01:06:25Come on!
01:06:26Come on!
01:06:37Ah!
01:06:38Ow!
01:06:39Where did the red queen go call the castle guards can get me off this ridiculous
01:06:59Splatter
01:07:09Take these two and lock them up in the tower keep
01:07:13Say goodbye after her
01:07:18The drawbridge is up. We can't get out that way. Use your magic staff and float us down
01:07:29I don't know if this will work
01:07:59That wasn't very magic. Well, that was the last of my power
01:08:06And I lost my crown never mind to me you're still a queen
01:08:12Thank you Tom
01:08:14That's really sweet
01:08:16There they are
01:08:23Take them
01:08:25Trouble ahead
01:08:27And trouble behind
01:08:29Use your magic
01:08:31I told you it's shot
01:08:33Then I've got to get back to the mirror and into my own room
01:08:37You should just once, but not this time
01:09:00Come on, we gotta go across
01:09:02Look!
01:09:07Just follow me
01:09:08Hello there!
01:09:15Bye now!
01:09:17They must have opened a new pizza parlor someplace
01:09:21Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
01:09:25Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
01:09:41It's a marathon
01:09:42Nobody told us
01:09:47Stop! We don't go in that direction
01:09:50Queen Alice! Come join me for tea!
01:10:11You're not invited
01:10:13You work for the Red Queen, you horrible beasts
01:10:16Now take a hike
01:10:17Roar!
01:10:20This pot of tea is cold
01:10:23Warm it up for me
01:10:25Hot breath
01:10:28There's the mirror!
01:10:32Better hurry! They're not far behind
01:10:38Aren't you coming with me?
01:10:40I've got to stay here
01:10:42And serve the White Queen
01:10:44Now that you're leaving
01:10:45I know that you're leaving.
01:10:47But those beasts!
01:10:49And you lost your magic staff!
01:10:51Don't worry. I'll get another one.
01:10:53And go!
01:10:55I'll always remember you, Tom.
01:10:57And I'll never forget you, Queen Alice.
01:11:05I can't get back through the mirror.
01:11:09I don't understand.
01:11:11I walked right through to this side so easy.
01:11:13That's it!
01:11:15Everything is opposite here, remember?
01:11:17You walked in forward,
01:11:19so you've got to back out!
01:11:23Goodbye.
01:11:25Tom?
01:11:27Goodbye, Alice.
01:11:39Oh, Tom.
01:11:43The Jabberwalk!
01:11:45The Jabberwalk!
01:11:47The Jabberwalk!
01:11:49The Jabber who?
01:11:51Oh, Daddy.
01:11:53I'm so glad it's you.
01:11:55I just got home.
01:11:57Were you having a bad dream?
01:11:59No.
01:12:01It was fantastic.
01:12:03I was a queen.
01:12:05You'll always be a queen.
01:12:07That's sort of what Tom said.
01:12:11Do I know this Tom?
01:12:13No.
01:12:14And Humpty Dumpty said...
01:12:17I know that fellow.
01:12:19Well, he said you shouldn't fool around with dinosaurs or try to treat them if they're sick.
01:12:25Honey, if a dinosaur ever calls on me, I'll need a doctor.
01:12:31Now, sit down and tell me about this fantastic dream you had.
01:12:35Well, it all started out when I went through the looking glass.
01:12:43I wonder...
01:12:45Was it really a dream?
01:12:49I wonder...
01:12:51The Jabberwalk!
01:12:53The Jabberwalk!
01:12:55The Jabberwoy!
01:12:57It's a disaster!
01:12:58The Jabberwoy!
01:12:59The Jabberwoy!
01:13:03The Jabberwoy!
01:13:05The Jabberwoy!