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00:00:01It's time.
00:00:05The world will know you as pop stars.
00:00:09But you will be much more than that.
00:00:14You will be hunters.
00:00:19Hey! This is the men's bathhouse! Get out of here!
00:00:25They're stealing the souls of our fans?
00:00:27Let's send those disgusting demons back to the depths where they belong!
00:00:32Yeah!
00:00:33Yeah!
00:00:34Yeah!
00:00:35Yeah!
00:00:38Yeah!
00:00:43Let's get battle ready.
00:00:50I can destroy the hunters for good.
00:00:54It's time for a new strategy.
00:00:57You're all I can pick up, every drop I drink up.
00:01:01You're my soda pop, my little soda pop.
00:01:08The demon boy band? They're coming after the fans.
00:01:11You're my soda pop, my little soda pop.
00:01:13The Saja boys!
00:01:15We love you!
00:01:16Let's go get these guys.
00:01:20You think we're just gonna let you steal our fans?
00:01:23You're gonna have to fight us for them!
00:01:24You're gonna have to fight us for them!
00:01:25You're gonna have to fight us for them!
00:01:26You're gonna have to fight us for them!
00:01:27You're gonna have to fight us for them!
00:01:28You're gonna have to fight us for them!
00:01:29You're gonna have to fight us for them!
00:01:30You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:31You're gonna have to fight us for them!
00:01:32You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:33You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:34You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:35You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:36You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:37You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:38You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:39You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:40You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:41You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:42You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:43You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:44You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:45You're gonna have to fight!
00:01:46I'm so excited, go home, go home, go home, go home, go home, go home, go home, go home, go home, go home, go home, go home.
00:01:52Now take out the song.
00:02:07It's the time that's going on for a new episode.
00:03:42We're prisoners.
00:03:45I don't know what we'll do for another whole day indoors.
00:03:48I know you're smart, Cinder, but you can't play chess.
00:03:59I know.
00:04:05Let's pretend we're in Egypt and I'm the queen.
00:04:09I'll order thousands of my men to build the biggest pyramid in the world.
00:04:14No, we pretended that yesterday.
00:04:18Alice?
00:04:20Hi, Daddy.
00:04:21I have to go out on a call.
00:04:23Is it important?
00:04:25Very.
00:04:26There's a baby over at the Clinton place wanting to get into this world.
00:04:29I've got to help it get in.
00:04:31I'll get my fur coat and snow boots.
00:04:33No, wait.
00:04:34I can't take you this time.
00:04:37But there's a terrible blizzard.
00:04:39I know.
00:04:39That's why I can't take you.
00:04:41George Hansen is going with me.
00:04:43The roads may be in bad shape.
00:04:44We could get stuck.
00:04:46I can shovel snow.
00:04:48You're my favorite driving companion.
00:04:50But you just stay inside here where it's nice and warm this time.
00:04:53I'll be back in time for our nightly chess game.
00:04:56Okay?
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59I hope the baby's a girl.
00:05:02And I hope you didn't jinx me.
00:05:04I promised a boy.
00:05:15I'll just figure out a real neat chess move to beat Daddy tonight.
00:05:24There.
00:05:25That'll make him scratch.
00:05:29Oh, cinder.
00:05:32You ruined it.
00:05:35Now, where did I have the white queen?
00:05:39I wish I were a queen like you.
00:05:42If I were a queen,
00:05:43I'd ride around my kingdom on my noble steed
00:05:47and make everything beautiful.
00:05:53I'd order all blizzards to stop
00:05:56and I'd command it to be nice every day.
00:06:04I'd order the grass to grow
00:06:06and all flowers to bloom
00:06:09right in the middle of winter.
00:06:11I'd make the sun shine all day long
00:06:13and there'd be a full moon every night.
00:06:17Oh, it's like looking through a window into another land.
00:06:22It's so beautiful.
00:06:24If only I could get through the glass to the other side.
00:06:27What's happening?
00:06:35The glass is growing all soft.
00:06:40My hand goes right through it.
00:06:43I wonder.
00:06:44I'm on the other side of the looking glass.
00:06:49I'm on the other side of the looking glass.
00:06:50And I'm not just pretending.
00:06:51I'm on the other side of the looking glass.
00:07:03And I'm not just pretending.
00:07:04I'm on the other side of the looking glass, and I'm not just pretending.
00:07:23I can hardly believe my eyes.
00:07:28I really don't know what to think.
00:07:32It's all such a lovely surprise, and it's happened as quick as a wink.
00:07:39It doesn't seem like a dream, no, I'm sure it's real, though it's hard to understand.
00:07:47Still, I feel so happy here in Looking Glass Land.
00:07:54I love it!
00:07:56It's so wonderful looking around, oh look, I really don't know what to say.
00:08:05Because this colorful land that I found wasn't here when I woke up today.
00:08:13It doesn't seem like a dream, no, I'm sure it's real, though it's hard to understand.
00:08:21Still, I feel so happy here in Looking Glass Land.
00:08:29In Looking Glass Land.
00:08:31I wonder if there are any people in this beautiful land.
00:08:43You're very pretty, but what are you?
00:08:57Are you a bird?
00:08:59Is that what birds look like in this land?
00:09:05Are you some kind of animal?
00:09:07I'm some kind of a magician.
00:09:16You really are.
00:09:18Who are you?
00:09:21I'm Tom Fool.
00:09:23Royal court jester and magician to her highness.
00:09:27The White Queen in the first square.
00:09:30White Queen in the first square?
00:09:32That sounds like a chess game.
00:09:34Of course, this is chess land.
00:09:38Oh, good.
00:09:40I play chess with my father all the time.
00:09:43Ah, then you know why I had to sneak up on you the way I did.
00:09:48We can't let anyone from the Red King and Queen side sneak into our square, you know.
00:09:53Well, I'm not from their side.
00:09:55I'm Alice, and I'm from the other side of the Looking Glass.
00:10:00How about that?
00:10:01We hardly ever get any tourists.
00:10:04You mean other people do come here through the Looking Glass sometimes?
00:10:09Well, to be honest, you're the first one.
00:10:12Oh, wow.
00:10:13This is something special.
00:10:16Would you show me around, please?
00:10:19Hey, wait.
00:10:20I amuse.
00:10:21I mystify.
00:10:23I entertain.
00:10:24I don't do guided tours.
00:10:26Then just tell me what to see.
00:10:28If you'll pardon me, I think I'll disappear again.
00:10:31Don't leave.
00:10:33You're the first person I've seen, and I don't know which way to go.
00:10:38Oh, well, come on.
00:10:40I'll take you to the top of the hill, where you can see all the land.
00:10:45Tom, wait.
00:11:01What's the matter?
00:11:03I can't keep up with you.
00:11:06You've got to run faster.
00:11:08I'm running as fast as I can, but I'm not getting anywhere.
00:11:13In this land, if you just run as fast as you can, you stay in the same place.
00:11:17You've got to run faster than you can.
00:11:20That's impossible.
00:11:21Now, running faster than you can is really simple as can be.
00:11:29Try going slower first, and then just do the opposite, you see.
00:11:32If you think it can't be done, the problem's only in your mind.
00:11:36So all you have to do is change it, and you'll find
00:11:39that nothing is impossible.
00:11:44No, nothing is impossible at all.
00:11:47Now, you may think that isn't so, ah, but I've seen enough to know
00:11:53that nothing is impossible at all.
00:11:58No, nothing is impossible at all.
00:12:04Now, getting north by heading south is such an easy trick to learn.
00:12:08Just don't forget before you get there to return.
00:12:12Oh, falling up is elementary when you're outside in your room,
00:12:15and you'd agree at once if you would just assume
00:12:18that nothing is impossible.
00:12:23No, nothing is impossible at all.
00:12:27Now, you may think that isn't so, ah, but I've seen enough to know
00:12:32that nothing is impossible at all.
00:12:37No, nothing is impossible, at all.
00:12:43Nothing is impossible.
00:12:45Never been done, maybe, but anything you can think of is possible.
00:12:50Well, I can think I'm on top of that hill, but I'm not.
00:12:54Think hard.
00:12:55There, you did it.
00:13:04That was wonderful.
00:13:07You can see most of our land from here.
00:13:10It's just like a chessboard.
00:13:12Right, and you're in the white square.
00:13:15You always start in the white square, you know.
00:13:18But I don't see any kings or queens or knights and castles and pawns.
00:13:22They're down there.
00:13:24Oh, I'd love to join them.
00:13:27I wouldn't mind being a pawn.
00:13:29That's easy.
00:13:30You're a pawn.
00:13:31But I'd much rather be a queen.
00:13:33I've always wanted to be a queen.
00:13:36Oh, that's harder.
00:13:38You have to go all the way across the land to square eight,
00:13:42and then you'll be made a queen.
00:13:44I can do that.
00:13:45You'll have to get the white queen's permission first.
00:13:48I'll ask her right away.
00:13:50She doesn't grant audiences.
00:13:53You work for the white queen.
00:13:56It's not work.
00:13:58I amuse and entertain her.
00:14:00Couldn't you just take me with you when you go in to see her?
00:14:03Sure.
00:14:05Why not?
00:14:06If she gets mad, I can always say you're a spy icon.
00:14:10Come on.
00:14:11The white queen's castle looks like an eagle's nest.
00:14:18The queen's got claws like an eagle, and she screeches like one.
00:14:22She sounds scary.
00:14:25She's mostly bark and no bite.
00:14:27Let's go.
00:14:27May we enter, your majesties?
00:14:38Tomfool, where have you been?
00:14:40I've been calling for you.
00:14:42I've been patrolling your territory, milady, searching for spies.
00:14:47Well, if you nab one, haul him in, and we'll have a real ball.
00:14:50It's so boring around this gold-plated mausoleum.
00:14:56Boring.
00:14:58You wish entertainment, madam?
00:15:01I could use a couple of chuckles.
00:15:03I don't get a whole lot of laughs just sitting here looking at old Fireball over there.
00:15:09He moved.
00:15:15If he'd sat there much longer like that, I was going to have him bronzed.
00:15:21Now, amuse me, fool.
00:15:27Hey, no acrobatics.
00:15:29They don't amuse me.
00:15:30And no juggling, you dolt.
00:15:41That went out with vaudeville.
00:15:43Give me a laugh.
00:15:44Something will hit me right here.
00:15:51Today, we have some really big, big stars.
00:15:54They're going to give you a really big, big shoe.
00:16:00Some women have brains instead of beauty.
00:16:04What's your excuse, madam?
00:16:09Hey, how's about you and me?
00:16:11We cut a couple of pizzas, huh, foots?
00:16:14What do you say?
00:16:24Stop this nonsense at once.
00:16:26Do one of your magic tricks.
00:16:28Something super-spectacular.
00:16:35Gazook, frog, and wang-doodle.
00:16:38Collie-wag, poof-and-poof, oink, and wampus.
00:16:42This is amateur night.
00:16:50I saw how you did that trick.
00:16:53You had this beast up your sleeve.
00:16:55Now make it go away.
00:16:58Whiff-diddle.
00:16:58That's a gas!
00:17:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:17:13I always knew Whizzer had termites in his crown, but not mice.
00:17:18I just noticed there are two of you.
00:17:21Who's this other young boy you brought with you today, Tom?
00:17:24present him at once my name is Alice your majesty I'm not a boy I'm a girl you
00:17:36can't be you're wearing pants these are jeans jeans Joe's Jim's I don't care who
00:17:43they belong to their pants and boys wear pants lots of girls wear jeans today ma'am
00:17:51disgusting when I was your age I wore beautiful frilly dresses and my hair in
00:17:56a long braid down the back with a big bow you must have been a very pretty little
00:18:02girl aha you're a wily one but you have tact diplomacy we can use you maybe we'll
00:18:11make you our new ambassador what do you think of that flash get with it tiger
00:18:19oh yes yes well my dear I feel good I'm glad you feel for a minute I thought
00:18:30you weren't even breathing sharp as a razor that one maybe we should make her the
00:18:35new prime minister how does that grab you Swifty if you really want my advice
00:18:43that'll be the day just nod your head for approval that's giving it the old pizazz
00:18:53slugger it's done now come up here child and let me appoint you prime minister but I
00:19:05don't want to be a prime minister your majesty I want to be a queen you're not as
00:19:11bright as I thought you were you know what it takes to be a queen Tom told me I have to go all
00:19:18the way from square one to square eight with your permission it's not easy the red king and queen will
00:19:25try to stop you with their evil tricks all along the way I can make it you'll meet some loonies not
00:19:33normal well-adjusted characters like us there's this Joker on square five called Humpty Dumpty
00:19:40Flaky a real airhead oh I know all about Humpty Dumpty huh wait till you get the squares six and
00:19:49seven you know all about dragons and krakens and griffins and hydras and ogres and gorgons I've never
00:19:55seen any well you'll see plenty keep a close eye out for the Jabberwock he's a real creep oh if you
00:20:04really make it to the red queen square and she has to crown you it'll blow her mind then you're giving
00:20:14your permission yes yes child go let Tom fool here take you to square two and show you the way come back
00:20:22when you're Queen and we'll crack a pot of tea together now be gone thank you your majesty
00:20:52at the bottom of this gorge is the entrance to square two and that's the beginning of your
00:21:07journey to become a queen I can't wait to get started the first part of the trip is pretty easy
00:21:14it gets harder the closer you get to square eight I'll make it suppose you become a queen do you know
00:21:22how to act like a queen I hope so you look and act like a little girl but to be a queen you've got
00:21:31to look and act like nobility I'll try very hard let me give you some pointers
00:21:41from your lofty throne address the crowd demand their loyalty that makes me groan I'd be more proud
00:21:59if I earned my loyalty with scepter high demand esteem make them kneel to you
00:22:08I'd rather not try to act supreme that's not how I feel do you
00:22:17nobility that's what you've got to learn nobility is something I must earn
00:22:30now Alice here's how you do it be cold as ice
00:22:37be sure that praise is all you take a queen must never be wrong
00:22:39and go for days without mistake
00:22:42nobility is something I must earn nobility is something I must earn
00:22:54now Alice here's how you do it be cold as ice I'd rather be nice always disagree but that's not me
00:23:03touch the people blind that's so unkind be wise as a sage I'll act my age be tough and hard bit
00:23:10I'll be soft as a kid be shifty and sly I won't even try yell and scream a bit I wouldn't dream of it
00:23:17there's nothing to it I just couldn't do it
00:23:20to wear a crown and rule the land takes more than civility
00:23:27when a person's down and you lend a hand now that's nobility
00:23:33nobility that's what you've got to learn
00:23:41Nobility is something I must earn.
00:23:48You don't think I can be a queen?
00:23:51If you make it, I'd like to be your court jester and magician.
00:23:56Really? Thank you, Tom.
00:23:58Now, let's get you to the second square.
00:24:02How do we get to the bottom of that deep gorge?
00:24:05We'll slide down on the rainbow.
00:24:08It's not rainy.
00:24:10It will.
00:24:12I don't believe it. The sky is perfectly clear.
00:24:17Tumble, mumble, thunder, rumble!
00:24:21Smash and crash, lightning flash!
00:24:33You believe?
00:24:34I believe! Make it stop!
00:24:37Rain, rain, go away!
00:24:40Come again some other day!
00:24:45I've said that lots of times, but the rain never goes away!
00:24:49There's our rainbow!
00:24:51You make everything so easy, Tom.
00:25:00It won't all be so easy. I can't go with you after square two. I have to serve the White Queen.
00:25:06You said you wanted to serve me.
00:25:08You're not a queen yet.
00:25:09When I get to square six, I'll be almost a queen. Can't you join me there?
00:25:15I'll try. Let's go!
00:25:17Which way?
00:25:18The way the sign says.
00:25:20What does it say? I can't read it.
00:25:22It says, second square. It's in reverse.
00:25:24Remember, you're on the other side of the looking glass.
00:25:26And everything is opposite now.
00:25:27Oh, yes! When I look in the mirror, my left hand is really the right hand on my image in the glass.
00:25:41So, we have to go the opposite way the sign points.
00:25:46Oh, it's very bewildering. I don't know if I can make it without you.
00:25:51Sure you can. Queens can do anything. You're almost a queen, so you can do anything.
00:25:56Almost.
00:26:26Now, you're at square two, and you can start your journey.
00:26:29Oh. The country gets more beautiful all the time.
00:26:34Wait. You have six more squares to go.
00:26:38How do I get across all of them?
00:26:40A pawn goes two squares in the first move. I'll guide you across this one. Then, you'll go by train across the third square. Very fast.
00:26:50I love trains.
00:26:56Oh. What's that sound?
00:27:01It's like thousands of giant bees buzzing.
00:27:05That's right. It's a bee colony. It's on our way. Come on!
00:27:26They're elephants. They're bees.
00:27:38Adorable.
00:27:43They must be elephants. I've been told. I've seen.
00:27:57Don't believe everything you hear and only half of what you see.
00:28:02All right. Then, I believe they're half bee and half elephant.
00:28:08Mmm. That's a very wise and queen-like observation.
00:28:12Thank you. Now, can we go on?
00:28:15Can we go on?
00:28:29We'll get a ride now.
00:28:31I've never seen such creatures. Can we ride a...
00:28:49Why not?
00:28:50I need two volunteers.
00:28:55Cheers!
00:29:03Thanks, fella.
00:29:04Hey, dude. How you doing?
00:29:06It's cool.
00:29:07Okay. Hop on.
00:29:14You take this one. I'll take the unicorn.
00:29:17We'll make it to square three in no time.
00:29:27Giddy-up.
00:29:30Giddy-up? Are you for real?
00:29:33I just said giddy-up.
00:29:35Hey, do I look like a horse?
00:29:37Part of you does.
00:29:39Well, I'm, you know, like a centaur.
00:29:42Sorry. I forgot to believe only half of what I see.
00:29:47You're the front end of a man and a horse's rear end.
00:29:51That's gross.
00:29:53Look. Tom's getting way ahead. Can't we just go?
00:29:58Like where?
00:29:59To the third square.
00:30:01So why didn't you say that like up front?
00:30:04What happened, Tom?
00:30:16That silly unicorn bucked me off.
00:30:19Couldn't you get back on?
00:30:21I got so mad I changed him into a rabbit.
00:30:24And he ran away.
00:30:26Well, there's no way I'm gonna haul both of you off my back.
00:30:31Later.
00:30:33It was fun while it lasted.
00:30:36Relax.
00:30:38I'll use the old hocus pocus.
00:30:42Wait till you see this.
00:30:50It's a bird.
00:30:53It's a plane.
00:30:55It's Pegasus.
00:30:58I should have called on old Peg to start with.
00:31:07Now we'll go first class.
00:31:09Non-stop all the way to square three.
00:31:12Come on.
00:31:13This is great!
00:31:26Why don't we just fly all the way to the eighth square?
00:31:30None of these creatures ever leave square two.
00:31:33But you'll get other rides.
00:31:40There's the gate to square three.
00:31:48You're on your own.
00:31:49I wish you were coming along, Tom.
00:31:52You'll do fine.
00:31:54Better hurry.
00:31:55The train that takes you across square three will be waiting at the station.
00:31:58Bye!
00:31:59Hurry!
00:32:00All aboard!
00:32:01Wait for me!
00:32:02I'm coming!
00:32:03Please, wait!
00:32:04I just made it.
00:32:05Hello.
00:32:06I'm happy to be traveling with all of you.
00:32:10My name is Alice.
00:32:11That's your name?
00:32:12I'm happy to be traveling with all of you.
00:32:16My name is Alice.
00:32:17What?
00:32:18What?
00:32:19I just made it!
00:32:20What?
00:32:22Hello.
00:32:23I'm happy to be traveling with all of you.
00:32:28My name is Alice.
00:32:30That's your name!
00:32:33But what are you?
00:32:34I'm a girl!
00:32:36How odd!
00:32:37I'm a goat!
00:32:38Yes, I know!
00:32:40I know!
00:32:41You do?
00:32:42I suppose I'm well known.
00:32:44I suppose I'm well known.
00:32:46I'm the president of this railroad.
00:32:49That's very nice.
00:32:51I hope we meet again on the train coming back.
00:32:54Impossible.
00:32:56Our trains only go in one direction.
00:32:59That's weird.
00:33:01You'd make twice as much if you went both ways.
00:33:04Both ways?
00:33:07What a revolutionary concept.
00:33:10Bold, daring, but quite intriguing.
00:33:14I'll have to think about that.
00:33:16Yes, yes, very provocative.
00:33:26I don't believe I caught your name.
00:33:29It's Seabiscuit.
00:33:31Seabiscuit?
00:33:33Why, you're a famous racehorse.
00:33:37I've heard a lot about you.
00:33:39No, no.
00:33:41My last name is Biscuit.
00:33:43My first initial is C for Charlie.
00:33:47Charlie Biscuit.
00:33:49I pull a milk wagon over in square four.
00:33:53Well, that's good, honest work.
00:33:56I'm sure you're well rewarded.
00:33:58Yup.
00:33:59I get all the yogurt I want free.
00:34:03Wonderful.
00:34:05I hate yogurt.
00:34:08Um, and you, sir, may I ask your name?
00:34:12Post Gazette.
00:34:13That sounds like a newspaper.
00:34:15I am the newspaper.
00:34:17Number one in circulation throughout the land.
00:34:20You read me?
00:34:21No.
00:34:22Well, I mean I can't read you because you're printed all backwards.
00:34:26How dare you?
00:34:27Backwards?
00:34:28How dare you?
00:34:29Backwards?
00:34:30Only to me.
00:34:31That's because I come from the other side of the looking glass.
00:34:34Oh, well, I suppose there are two sides to everything.
00:34:37You're very rude, young lady.
00:34:46Are you speaking to me?
00:34:48Is there any other young lady present?
00:34:50No, but what did I do?
00:34:52First, you stared quite openly at my classified section.
00:34:56Oh, I'm sorry.
00:34:58And you were very brazen about studying my financial section.
00:35:02I didn't realize.
00:35:04And for the past five minutes, you gawked with absolutely no shame at my comic section.
00:35:10I really am sorry, but I've never seen a newspaper man before.
00:35:16Incredible.
00:35:17Where do you get your daily paper?
00:35:19From a newspaper boy.
00:35:21Well, boys grow up to be men.
00:35:23Newspaper boys, newspaper men.
00:35:25If you've seen one, you must have seen the other.
00:35:28You're really not very observant.
00:35:31Anyway, I apologize.
00:35:33Oh, this silly train is going right past my station.
00:35:37Quick!
00:35:38Throw me out the window!
00:35:40Thank you!
00:35:45We're flying!
00:36:02This is a train!
00:36:05Why are we flying?
00:36:07We came to a hill.
00:36:09How else would we get to the other side?
00:36:12You could dig a tunnel through the hill.
00:36:15You know, that's a very interesting idea.
00:36:20Brilliant!
00:36:21I'll suggest it at the next board meeting.
00:36:24Hurry, close the window.
00:36:34We are coming to the river.
00:36:37We're going under the river?
00:36:52Well, certainly.
00:36:54It was in the way.
00:36:56But why don't you build a bridge over the river?
00:36:59Clever!
00:37:00Clever!
00:37:01Ingenious!
00:37:02Would you consider becoming chairman of the board?
00:37:07But I'm hoping to become a queen.
00:37:08Why don't you go for the top spot and become a king?
00:37:10Only a man can be a king.
00:37:12That's politics for you.
00:37:13I'd stay out of it if I were you.
00:37:15Is this the end of the square?
00:37:18Everybody out to push.
00:37:20You want us to push this train?
00:37:23Have to miss.
00:37:24We're going north and north as old as uphill, you know.
00:37:28It'd be so much easier if we were going south.
00:37:31South as all downhill.
00:37:32everybody out to push you want us to push this train have to miss we're going north and north
00:37:45is all as uphill you know it'd be so much easier if we're going south south is all downhill
00:37:52but that's only on a map well we're on a map uh please hurry we'd like to stay on schedule
00:38:02it's so pleasant i think i'll just walk the rest of the way have a nice day
00:38:20can't you think of some excuse to leave i'm not very smart that's why i pull a milk wagon
00:38:31end of the line miss we hope you'll join your trip but thanks for riding one-way railway
00:38:58now can you tell me how far it is to square four just across that river the ferry boat will take
00:39:06you over there's no water you'll appreciate that if you fall overboard good day miss
00:39:14cast off
00:39:17you
00:39:18you
00:39:18you
00:39:22you
00:39:24you
00:39:26Well, I'm in square four, such as it is, but where do I go now?
00:39:56There's a signpost. That'll tell me. That's a big help.
00:40:05Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
00:40:15You didn't jog so good today. I jogged fine till you hipped when you should have hipped.
00:40:20I never hip. You hip lots of times. How'd you like a big fat hip on the lip?
00:40:25Who's gonna give it to me? Gentlemen, please. My name is Alice.
00:40:32My name's Tweedledum. And I'm Tweedledee.
00:40:37We're Tweedledum. And Tweedledee.
00:40:45He looks like me. We think a lot. But disagree. We're Tweedledum. And Tweedledee. We're Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
00:40:52Say, how come you always get top billing? Sorry, we're Tweedledee. And Tweedledum. A quarrelsome consortium.
00:40:59We argue some. No, you do, chump. We're Tweedledee. And Tweedledum. Better known as Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
00:41:06We just found out the other day we each have one twin brother. So incredibly, we are forced to say we're related to each other.
00:41:16No. Yes. Of course, we're Tweedledum. And Tweedledee. I look alike. And so does he. An amazing similarity.
00:41:24We're Tweedledum. And Tweedledee. We're Tweedledum. Say, haven't we met before?
00:41:29Sure. We're Tweedledum and Tweedledee. Oh, yeah. We're Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
00:41:35Oh, I've heard a lot about you two.
00:41:39Never heard about you.
00:41:41I'm from the other side of the looking glass.
00:41:43You a giant?
00:41:45No. Where I come from, I'm just a small girl.
00:41:49Then I'd hate to see a big one.
00:41:52I'm on my way to become a queen. Can you tell me how to get to the next square, please?
00:41:57Just follow the signs. That's what they're there for.
00:42:00But they point in opposite directions.
00:42:03Those signs are for people like you from the other side of the looking glass.
00:42:06You have to go in the opposite direction from the way the sign points.
00:42:10Which sign?
00:42:12Either one. If you want to go left, you've got to go right. And if you want to go right, you've got to go left. Right?
00:42:18No left.
00:42:19I said left.
00:42:21You said right.
00:42:23I'm going to hang a right on you.
00:42:25Start hanging.
00:42:26Please, don't fight. I'll find my way just fine, thank you.
00:42:31Hey, glad we could help.
00:42:33Are you athletes?
00:42:35Yep. Track stars. Run the mile. The marathon. Cross country. But we stay in shape by fighting.
00:42:41Who do you fight?
00:42:43Each other.
00:42:44Oh, yes. I remember the old rhyme.
00:42:47Tweedledum and Tweedledee agreed to have a battle. For Tweedledum said Tweedledee had spoiled his nice new rattle.
00:42:55I never owned any silly rattle. The only thing that rattles around here is his head.
00:43:00I'm going to rattle your head.
00:43:02Stop it.
00:43:03I'm sorry I mentioned that old rhyme.
00:43:06It's time to work out in the gym. Want to watch us work out?
00:43:10Thank you. But I really should be going. I've got to get to the eighth square before dark.
00:43:16We'll jog along with you and lead the way.
00:43:19I'd appreciate that.
00:43:21There. You can see the door to square five.
00:43:31I can't see it.
00:43:34That's because I'm taller than you.
00:43:36You're shorter.
00:43:37I'm taller.
00:43:38Then I'm going to cut you down to size.
00:43:41Please, fellas. Not again.
00:43:45We've got to go back now.
00:43:47Thank you both for your help.
00:43:49Just keep going and you'll come to the door of the fifth square real soon.
00:43:53Start hupin'.
00:43:54Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
00:44:00That's very strange.
00:44:06A door to nothing leading to nowhere.
00:44:13This must be the entrance to square five.
00:44:18So I suppose I should go through the door.
00:44:22Come on in.
00:44:27Door's open.
00:44:29Hello, whoever you are.
00:44:34I'm Alice.
00:44:37Nice to meet you, Alice.
00:44:39Come on in.
00:44:40Where are you?
00:44:44Right up here.
00:44:46Come in.
00:44:47Come in.
00:44:48Why, you're...
00:44:49At least I think you're...
00:44:54The name's Humpty Dumpty.
00:44:56That's spelled with an H and a D and two umpties.
00:45:00I thought that's who you were.
00:45:02But I always imagined you quite different.
00:45:05Well, now I think I'm kinda different.
00:45:09You don't run across a whole lot of eggs with arms and legs who can talk.
00:45:14Oh, yes.
00:45:15But I thought you'd be wearing shirt and pants like an egg man, you know?
00:45:21Oh, that's a pretty good one.
00:45:23That is.
00:45:24A man egg.
00:45:25People don't lay eggs.
00:45:27Are you a chicken egg?
00:45:29You wanna know what I am?
00:45:31Well, I'll tell you what I am.
00:45:34What I am is a dinosaur egg.
00:45:37And you just can't hardly get them no more.
00:45:40Oh, wow.
00:45:41A dinosaur egg.
00:45:43You know how long it takes a dinosaur egg to hatch?
00:45:47Mercy.
00:45:48Many, many years.
00:45:50I got purely tired of waiting to bust out of my shell, so I started growing on the outside.
00:45:56It didn't turn out to real good.
00:45:58This is as far as I got.
00:46:00That's incredible.
00:46:02You don't believe it?
00:46:04I'll just jump down and show you something.
00:46:06Don't jump.
00:46:07You'll break.
00:46:08Oh, you can't crack a tough old dinosaur egg that easy.
00:46:15See that?
00:46:16Now you just forget what you read in some dumb fairy tale, and you believe my tale.
00:46:22I believe if you had hatched, you might have been huge and scary.
00:46:29You know, that might have been kind of fun, but I try not to fret over what might have been.
00:46:38I dreamed I'd be 40 feet high.
00:46:49Instead, I'm the shrimp of a guy.
00:46:53I'm not spooky and scary or yucky and hairy.
00:46:58There must be a good reason why.
00:47:02I planned to be some dinosaur.
00:47:06Breathe, fire, grumble, and roar.
00:47:11But it wasn't to be.
00:47:13I guess you can see.
00:47:15I'm just a good egg and no more.
00:47:19Oh, you just gotta be what you are.
00:47:23Don't aim too high or too far.
00:47:28You're better, I found, with both feet on the ground.
00:47:32You just gotta be what you are.
00:47:36You can strive, you can reach, and then miss the gold ring.
00:47:41But twelve centuries from now, it just won't mean a thing.
00:47:54Don't try to be something you're not.
00:47:59You don't have to have a whole lot.
00:48:03Don't sit around, I'm hoping.
00:48:05Just wishing and hoping.
00:48:07Make the best of whatever you've got.
00:48:11Oh, you just gotta be what you are.
00:48:16Don't aim too high or too far.
00:48:20You just gotta be what you are.
00:48:21And if you don't make it, then don't try to fake it.
00:48:25You just gotta be what you are.
00:48:28Everybody!
00:48:29You just gotta be what you are.
00:48:33Don't aim too high or too far.
00:48:38You're better, I found, with both feet on the ground.
00:48:42You just gotta be what you are.
00:48:55And that's what I guess you could sorta call my philosophy.
00:48:59It's just what I was telling Tom when he said I had to be nasty and mean to be a queen.
00:49:04I intend to be just what I am.
00:49:07Then you'll be a real good one, whatever you are.
00:49:11Something puzzles me.
00:49:13I thought you always sat up on that wall.
00:49:15I gotta tell you, sitting on a wall is not one of your biggest thrills in life.
00:49:20But it says in the nursery rhyme, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
00:49:25Well, now you just gotta take them old nursery rhymes with a dose of salts.
00:49:30You mean a grain of salt.
00:49:33That'll get it too.
00:49:35Oh, you planning to stick around a spell or are you just passing through?
00:49:39I'm going to the eighth square to become a queen.
00:49:42And I'd better be going.
00:49:43I'll walk you a ways.
00:49:45Get you pointed in the right direction.
00:49:48Want to see something kinda special?
00:50:03Oh, it's just like all the big stone-faced statues on Easter Island.
00:50:11I call it Easter Egg Island.
00:50:13I painted all of them.
00:50:14Sort of a hobby.
00:50:15They're beautiful.
00:50:16Yes, sir-ee.
00:50:17All dinosaur eggs.
00:50:18Still waiting to hatch.
00:50:19You painted this one so pretty.
00:50:20I hope it's a girl.
00:50:21And I hope you didn't jinx it.
00:50:22I sort of figured on a boy.
00:50:23That's funny.
00:50:24My father said almost that very same thing to me just this morning.
00:50:28Best tell your dad not to go fooling around with dinosaur eggs.
00:50:30Oh, he doesn't.
00:50:31It's a boy.
00:50:32It's a boy.
00:50:33It's a boy.
00:50:34It's a boy.
00:50:35It's a boy.
00:50:36It's a boy.
00:50:37It's a boy.
00:50:38It's a boy.
00:50:39It's a boy.
00:50:40It's a boy.
00:50:41It's a boy.
00:50:42It's a boy.
00:50:43It's a boy.
00:50:44It's a boy.
00:50:45It's a boy.
00:50:46I'll tell your dad not to go fooling around with dinosaur eggs.
00:50:50Oh, he doesn't.
00:50:51You see, he was only talking about...
00:50:53That fellow's got to know what he's doing when he messes around with a dinosaur.
00:50:57He's a doctor.
00:50:58You mean he treats sick dinosaurs?
00:51:01I never even knew one to have the sniffles.
00:51:04He's not that kind of a...
00:51:05Your dad ought to take up another line of work.
00:51:08There's just not a whole heck of a lot of sick dinosaurs.
00:51:12Oh, I'll tell him.
00:51:14I love your Easter egg island, but I really have to be getting along.
00:51:18Well, I'm sorry to see you go, but square six is just the other side of this island.
00:51:23Right after you cross the hanging bridge.
00:51:26Thanks for showing me the way.
00:51:28And I enjoyed meeting you very much.
00:51:30Pleasure was all mine.
00:51:32You made my day.
00:51:34Now I gotta go back and sit on that dumb old wall some more.
00:51:39Good luck, little lady.
00:51:44Oh, the trip really does get harder.
00:51:53I hope Tom can join me again soon.
00:51:56Aah!
00:52:05Aah!
00:52:12Good luck!
00:52:15Tom, where are you?
00:52:31Please, I need you!
00:52:36No! Stop!
00:52:39Stop!
00:52:42Please, stop!
00:52:45Aroint, you rascals!
00:52:49A plague on all malicious midges!
00:53:07One of the glorious white knights at your service, fair maiden.
00:53:11We perform rescues and deeds of daring-do at all hours.
00:53:14We are as close as your nearest scream for help.
00:53:17Oh, thank you, sir.
00:53:19You arrived just in time.
00:53:21It's a place swarming with evil creatures of all sorts.
00:53:26You really shouldn't enter it.
00:53:29I do wish you wouldn't.
00:53:31But I have to get to square eight.
00:53:33I'm gonna become a queen.
00:53:35Oh, a queen!
00:53:38Oh, that changes the picture, of course.
00:53:41I should be privileged to accompany you across this domain of demons and defend you every
00:53:48step of the way, milady.
00:53:51Would you like that?
00:53:52Oh, yes.
00:53:53I'll feel much safer.
00:53:55Hmm.
00:53:56May I have your lace handkerchief to carry next to my heart?
00:54:01It's a quaint little chivalrous custom we knights have.
00:54:04Would you humor me?
00:54:05I'd be ever so grateful.
00:54:07I'm sorry.
00:54:08I don't own a lace hanky.
00:54:10But I've got Kleenex.
00:54:12Eh, I think not.
00:54:15It simply isn't the same.
00:54:17However, I shall still fight for you just as nobly.
00:54:21May we go now?
00:54:22Um, should I ride in front or behind you?
00:54:26I'm afraid Gisela isn't quite up to carrying two riders, dear thing.
00:54:30I hate to ask you to walk.
00:54:33Oh, not me.
00:54:35I couldn't walk three feet in this armor.
00:54:37Heavy metal.
00:54:39And these Solaretts, dear girl, they just kill me to stand on them.
00:54:43That's terrible.
00:54:45Hmm.
00:54:46They're a size too small and I have a very high instep.
00:54:49You do see, don't you?
00:54:52Yes.
00:54:53I didn't realize.
00:54:54I'll walk.
00:54:55Of course.
00:54:58I shall lead the way.
00:55:03I'll walk.
00:55:04I'll walk.
00:55:05I'll walk.
00:55:06I'll walk.
00:55:07I'll walk.
00:55:08I'll walk.
00:55:09I'll walk.
00:55:10I'll walk.
00:55:11I'll walk.
00:55:12I'll walk.
00:55:13I'll walk.
00:55:14I'll walk.
00:55:15I'll walk.
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00:55:29I'll walk.
00:55:30I'll walk.
00:55:31Oh, I certainly can't stand flying things with fangs and talons.
00:55:38Go away, you haunted creatures.
00:55:54Will, they're gone.
00:55:56They're gone.
00:55:59And don't you come back, you beastly frights.
00:56:02You'll feel the slash of the White Knight's sword again.
00:56:06Well, let's get out of here.
00:56:09Well, I'm dreadfully sorry, but I must ride back to the castle at once and secure a new helmet.
00:56:17Do you have to have a helmet?
00:56:19Oh, dear, yes. I sunburn so easily.
00:56:24But I'll be alone in this terrible land.
00:56:28There are other White Knights about. You may be fortunate and run across one.
00:56:33I do hope you're fortunate. I do. I really do.
00:56:37I'm listing badly. Would you be ever so kind and hand me my sword, please?
00:56:46Thank you so much. I needed that for balance.
00:56:52Farewell, fair maiden. May the good spirits protect you in my absence. Godspeed.
00:57:00I really ought to go along to protect him.
00:57:05I really ought to take my helmet off the room.
00:57:06I can't help you.
00:57:07Bye talent.
00:57:08Let go along to protect him.
00:57:10I really ought to be a burden.
00:57:11Do you have to take your helmet off the ground?
00:57:12You'reong.
00:57:14I'm not going to take him away from the ground.
00:57:15ΡΠΌ is the prince to dream.
00:57:17Tom, I'm so glad you came back.
00:57:41You'll be all right now. Come on.
00:57:47There. When we go through that tunnel, we'll be in square seven.
00:57:59I'm almost a queen.
00:58:01That's Jabberwock territory. You ready for that?
00:58:05Of course. I've come this far. I'm going all the way.
00:58:10Let's do it.
00:58:17The Jabberwock is everywhere. And he's got some evil henchmen.
00:58:29Oh, let's just hope he doesn't know we're coming through.
00:58:34I'll stop her. I am the Jabberwock. And I'm me.
00:58:42Don't roar at me, you big old. Roar at the girl. I want her stopped immediately.
00:58:50She mustn't reach square eight. Do you hear?
00:58:54You got it. Me and the bannersnatch here can take anybody. Your majesty.
00:59:02I'll gobble her up in one bite.
00:59:08Hey, we're all partners. You want to split three ways.
00:59:13Snarks get nothing. You don't even scare anybody.
00:59:18You always put me down just because I'm small.
00:59:22Well, I don't care how you do it. Just stop her. She's gone too far.
00:59:29She's had it.
00:59:31I hope so. Or you've all had it.
00:59:36Hey, we got an assignment here.
00:59:40One little girl? Ho, ho, ho. It's a cake.
00:59:43I can do my spine-tingling howl.
00:59:47You do nothing. You're a snort. People laugh when you try to act mean.
00:59:53You're a joke. No howlin'.
00:59:58Just a suggestion.
01:00:00Not a good thing.
01:00:05We work for that crazy red queen.
01:00:10We're the lowest and meanest of me.
01:00:13We're bad!
01:00:14Me too.
01:00:15Me too.
01:00:16We'll tear all our victims apart.
01:00:18Our evil estate of the art.
01:00:21We're bad!
01:00:23And don't forget me.
01:00:25I'm Bandersnatch with breath of flame.
01:00:27That's with breath of flame, I've burned up towns to gain my fame.
01:00:30I'm Jabberwock, my game's the same.
01:00:32We're back!
01:00:34We'll plot and we'll plan and conspire, to set the whole country on fire.
01:00:38We're back!
01:00:40That's the question mark!
01:00:43And then when it's lying and ruined, more mischief we soon will be brewing.
01:00:47We're back!
01:00:49No more lessons!
01:00:51As Jabberwock, I do my worst to show reverse among the curse.
01:00:56In rottenness, we are immersed.
01:00:58We're back!
01:01:00Untrustworthy, scheming and tricky.
01:01:02We're totally slimy and icky.
01:01:04As opposed to this wimp who simply is absurd.
01:01:08What a nerd!
01:01:09Oh, yeah, Rippin' Rippin' Rippin'!
01:01:26With hostility, we must remark.
01:01:32We're terrifying lords of dark.
01:01:34We'll zap you out just for a lark.
01:01:36We're back!
01:01:39The Jabberwock!
01:01:40The Bandersnatch!
01:01:41Hey, and don't forget to stop!
01:01:43Who?
01:01:44Me!
01:01:44We're back!
01:01:46We're back!
01:01:47We're back!
01:01:48We're back!
01:01:49We're back!
01:01:50We're back!
01:01:51We're back!
01:01:52We're back!
01:01:53We're back!
01:01:54Now, what's our plan?
01:01:55The Red Queen says this girl is smart.
01:01:59We're smarter.
01:02:00She's got to go past that swamp with a man-eating crocodile.
01:02:07So?
01:02:09So we'll lay a trap.
01:02:12That'll lead her right into that swamp.
01:02:15Come on!
01:02:22We're over halfway there.
01:02:25And no sign of the Jabberwock.
01:02:27Keep your eyes open.
01:02:30That'll keep up from going around that side.
01:02:44Now, we'll plug up the other side.
01:02:48The crocodiles are going to get all the goodies.
01:02:52You can have what's left.
01:02:55Yes, I always get sicker.
01:03:00There!
01:03:01She can't go on either side.
01:03:03She's got to go straight into the swamp now.
01:03:07We'll just sit and wait for the fun to begin.
01:03:11Look!
01:03:18It's a forest fire.
01:03:20No, it's the Bandersnatch.
01:03:22And that means the Jabberwock is probably close by, too.
01:03:24Can we sneak around him?
01:03:25Stay here.
01:03:26I'll go ahead and see.
01:03:27What's keeping her?
01:03:28We'll get action.
01:03:29They set a trap to lead us into a swamp full of crocodiles.
01:03:31Can we get around it?
01:03:32Both sides blocked off solid with big trees.
01:03:34Time for magic.
01:03:36Yep.
01:03:37Buckle up for another short hop.
01:03:38I just heard something fly over.
01:03:39What was it?
01:03:40I don't know.
01:03:41Well, what did it sound like?
01:03:42It sounded like that.
01:03:43We made it.
01:03:44We made it.
01:03:45We made it.
01:03:46What did it sound like?
01:03:47It sounded like that.
01:03:48We made it!
01:03:49We're safe!
01:03:50And look at that!
01:03:51Is it the castle of the
01:04:08L SSD?
01:04:08Oh, boy, what did it sound like?
01:04:10CHRIS BORGONSKI!
01:04:12And look at that
01:04:16Is it the castle of the Red Queen?
01:04:19Yep, when we cross that drawbridge, we're in square eight and the Red Queen has to crown you
01:04:26We beat her! We won!
01:04:31That horrid child got past the japa walk
01:04:35Quick! Raise the drawbridge and don't let her in!
01:04:42We can't make it!
01:04:48We can't make it!
01:04:51We can't make it!
01:04:55We can't make it!
01:04:57Now we can dine in pleasure! The drawbridge is raised and the girl is locked out! She'll never be a queen!
01:05:03Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:05:05Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:05:07No!
01:05:08No!
01:05:09It can't be! I won't have it!
01:05:11You must crown me Queen Alice, Your Highness!
01:05:13Never!
01:05:15Rules of the game, Madam!
01:05:17You're a wizard! Do something!
01:05:19Stall for time! Make her a queen and I'll think of some way to get rid of her!
01:05:23Much as it revolves me, I hereby pronounce you...
01:05:29Queen Alice!
01:05:31I'm a queen at last!
01:05:33I'm a queen at last!
01:05:35Never!
01:05:37Rules of the game, madam.
01:05:39You're a wizard.
01:05:40Do something.
01:05:42Stall for time.
01:05:44Make her a queen, and I'll think of some way to get rid of her.
01:05:47Much as it revolves me, I hereby pronounce you Queen Alice.
01:05:58I'm a queen at last.
01:06:02And I have promised to serve you, m'lady.
01:06:09Start working your horrible spells and sorcery.
01:06:13Frighten her!
01:06:14Make her throw away that crown and be gone!
01:06:32Where did the Red Queen go?
01:06:39Call the castle guards and get me off this ridiculous flatter!
01:06:45Guards!
01:06:47Guards!
01:06:48Guards!
01:06:49Guards!
01:06:50Guards!
01:06:51Don't just stand there!
01:06:54Take these two and lock them up in the tower, keep!
01:06:57Say goodbye after her!
01:07:00The drawbridge is up!
01:07:01We can't get out that way!
01:07:02Use your magic staff and float us down!
01:07:07Go!
01:07:08Go!
01:07:09Go!
01:07:10Go!
01:07:11Go!
01:07:12Go!
01:07:13Go!
01:07:14Go!
01:07:15Go!
01:07:16Go!
01:07:17Go!
01:07:18Go!
01:07:19Go!
01:07:20Go!
01:07:21Go!
01:07:22Go!
01:07:23Go!
01:07:24Go!
01:07:25Go!
01:07:26Go!
01:07:27Go!
01:07:28Go!
01:07:50I don't know if this will work!
01:07:58Oh, that wasn't very magic.
01:08:01Well, that was the last of my power.
01:08:04And I lost my crown!
01:08:08Never mind. To me, you're still a queen.
01:08:12Thank you, Tom. That's really sweet.
01:08:20God! There they are! Take them!
01:08:25Trouble ahead and trouble behind.
01:08:29Use your magic.
01:08:31I told you, it's shot.
01:08:33Then I've got to get back to the mirror and into my own room.
01:08:39You tricked us once, but not this time!
01:08:55Come on! We've got to go across!
01:09:01Look!
01:09:03Just follow me!
01:09:07Hello there! Bye now!
01:09:13They must have opened a new pizza parlor someplace.
01:09:17Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
01:09:35It's a marathon!
01:09:37Nobody told us!
01:09:39Stop! We don't go in that direction!
01:09:41It's a marathon!
01:09:43Nobody told us!
01:09:45Stop! We don't go in that direction!
01:09:49Let's go in that direction!
01:10:07Queen Alice! Come join me for tea!
01:10:11You're not invited!
01:10:13You work for the Red Queen, you horrible beasts!
01:10:16Now take a hike!
01:10:17No!
01:10:19This pot of tea is cold!
01:10:23Warm it up for me!
01:10:25Hot breath!
01:10:27There's the mirror!
01:10:31Better hurry!
01:10:33They're not far behind!
01:10:35Aren't you coming with me?
01:10:37I've got to stay here and serve the White Queen!
01:10:39Now that you're leaving...
01:10:41But those beasts!
01:10:43And you lost your magic staff!
01:10:45Don't worry! I'll get another one!
01:10:47And go!
01:10:49I'll always remember you, Tom!
01:10:51And I'll never forget you, Queen Alice!
01:10:55I can't get back through the mirror!
01:11:07I don't understand!
01:11:09I walked right through to this side so easy!
01:11:11That's it!
01:11:13Everything is opposite here!
01:11:15Remember?
01:11:17You walked in forward,
01:11:19so you've got to back out!
01:11:21Goodbye!
01:11:23Goodbye!
01:11:25Tom?
01:11:26Goodbye!
01:11:27Alice?
01:11:39Oh, Tom!
01:11:45The Jabberwock!
01:11:47The Jabberwock!
01:11:49The Jabber who?
01:11:51Oh, Daddy!
01:11:53I'm so glad it's you!
01:11:55I just got home!
01:11:57Were you having a bad dream?
01:11:59No!
01:12:00It was fantastic!
01:12:03I was a queen!
01:12:05You'll always be a queen!
01:12:07That's sort of what Tom said!
01:12:10Do I know this Tom?
01:12:12No!
01:12:13And Humpty Dumpty said...
01:12:16I know that fellow!
01:12:19Well...
01:12:21He said you shouldn't fool around with dinosaurs
01:12:23or try to treat them if they're sick!
01:12:25Ha-ha!
01:12:26Honey,
01:12:27if a dinosaur ever calls on me,
01:12:29I'll need a doctor!
01:12:31Now sit down and tell me about this fantastic dream you had!
01:12:36Well,
01:12:37it all started out
01:12:39when I went through the looking glass!
01:12:42I wonder...
01:12:44Was it really a dream?
01:12:48I'd love to see you!
01:12:50You?
01:12:51I wonder...
01:12:52I wonder if I can find you...
01:12:53If I can find you a dream...
01:12:54You!
01:12:55Yes...
01:12:57You!
01:12:58What are you doing?
01:12:59You?
01:13:00You!
01:13:01You!
01:13:02You!
01:13:03What are you doing?
01:13:04ζ±Ί your baton!
01:13:06You!
01:13:07You!
01:13:09Yeah!
01:13:10You!
01:13:11You!
01:13:12You!
01:13:13You!
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