00:00I know this whole new step-dad thing can't be easy, but I love that you're trying so hard to connect with him.
00:05I really am.
00:05Just trying to throw a spiral.
00:06This is gonna suck.
00:12Name's Jeff.
00:12Brian.
00:14Outstanding.
00:15Oh, okay.
00:16Oh look, they're friends already.
00:17CJ's cool.
00:18Invited me over to his house.
00:19Can we go over, please?
00:20All right, why not?
00:21Hell yeah, dude!
00:22Yeah.
00:22Up high.
00:23Oh!
00:24Oh, you wanna dance?
00:25You guys go on the head wipe.
00:29Put him out real quick.
00:33This is awesome, right?
00:34Give me a hug.
00:35No, no hug.
00:36The first day my son meets his new best friend, so did I.
00:47All right, guys, dig in.
00:51Dad's never taking you for pizza?
00:52Jeff's not my dad.
00:56He just took me.
00:59Let's go!
01:00Hey, stop!
01:00Who the hell are you?
01:02Who's that guy?
01:03Guy who wants to kill you?
01:04Who are they?
01:05They want to kill you too.
01:05Why?
01:06Because they think you know.
01:07Know what?
01:08Get out of my...
01:11Buckle in, boys.
01:14And just let me do my thing.
01:19Look, they're not after me.
01:21They're after CJ.
01:22No, no, no, no!
01:25No, no, no, no!
01:26You see that?
01:27Sick, right?
01:28You already know my name.
01:29What's that?
01:30Captain Dickface?
01:32Are you guys in like a high-speed chase or something?
01:34Second one today.
01:35Crazy, right?
01:37It's insane indeed.
01:40Wait, you wanna go?
01:41You feeling frisky?
01:43I'm so sorry.
01:44Now, is this meant to be or is this meant to be?
01:46Woo!
01:48We're gonna make such a good team.
01:56Really?
01:56Quit screwing around.
01:58Oh my god!
01:58Oh my god!
02:00Good shit, Perth.
02:00Ah!
02:01Oh no, what the hell's that?
02:05Kaboom, bitch.
02:11Do you even know who his mom is?
02:12Due to my deep-seated emotional issues, I've easily slept with thousands and thousands of women.
02:16How many women have you slept with, Dad?
02:18That's not your business.
02:19That's none of your business.
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