Daniel Sloss: CAN'T | movie | 2025 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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The new comedy special from the star and creator of Netflix hit shows ‘DARK’ & ‘JIGSAW’ as well as ‘Daniel Slo | dG1fV3NwTzRxUUI3eXM

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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Mr. Daniel Sloz!

00:12You can say whatever the f*** you like on stage as a comedian,

00:17as long as, and this is crucial, that you're talented.

00:24Garcon!

00:27Who is the menu?

00:30Ah, dankeschön, por favor.

00:33We will have a bottle of your finest laughing gans.

00:36There's never been a point where you could just say whatever you wanted, and 100% of people would go...

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01:00There's never been a point where you could just say whatever you wanted and 100% of people would go...

01:04Oh, very good

01:09If you've ever experienced that

01:11Congratulations, you're a dictator

01:13Let's acknowledge how good it must have been

01:21To be alive at a time

01:22When your weekend entertainment

01:24Was getting to go down to your local stadium

01:26To watch a group of people that you hate

01:28With every fibre of your being

01:31Being mauled to death by an animal

01:33That you didn't know existed

01:35What a f***ing day

01:38That's so much more entertaining

01:41Than anything I could ever offer you

01:42Imagine that's how you got to wake up tomorrow

01:457am, your alarm clock goes off

01:47It didn't need to

01:48You were awake

01:49It's a big day

01:50Bed sheet over your shoulder like a toga

01:53Crocs on your feet

01:54You flip-flop down to Istanbul Stadium

01:57I didn't do the research

01:58And you're just like

02:00Please, please, please, please, please, please, please

02:02Please, ooh, Russians versus bears, okay

02:06People have always been offended by comedy

02:13And hopefully people will continue to be offended by comedy

02:16Because that's really what makes comedy comedy

02:19You don't see entire restaurants of people

02:21Getting food poisoning

02:23And then the chef coming out afterwards being like

02:26You can't undercook anything these days

02:28People are so sensitive

02:31The end of the show isn't

02:32We pull up that curtain

02:33And it's Jerry Seinfeld like

02:35Do not let any comedian convince you

02:42That it is not their responsibility

02:45To make offensive jokes palatable

02:48That is the skill

02:49That is the art form

02:52That's what separates you from me

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