WWE SMACKDOWN 25 NOVEMBER 1999 FULL SHOW

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WWE SMACKDOWN 25 NOVEMBER 1999 FULL SHOW HD

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00:00:00Attention surrounding this big man in Triple H's personal vendetta is at the

00:00:21is at the bowling point

00:00:24Oh my God! Vince McMahon is screaming the DS limo

00:00:29What's he doing?

00:00:30Vince McMahon is screaming the DS limo

00:00:34Has Vince McMahon lost his mind?

00:00:38Vince is inside there!

00:00:40I've got Vince, Vince likes it

00:00:43DS is running for the line

00:00:45McMahon on the back back has destroyed the DS limo

00:00:49Vince McMahon is demanding that DS come out of that locker room

00:00:52Vince McMahon look at his eyes

00:00:54He's gone crazy jail

00:00:55Vince McMahon has lost it

00:00:57Vince McMahon you're under arrest

00:00:59What?

00:01:00Vince is under arrest

00:01:01Oh look at that Hounsley

00:01:03Vince McMahon with handcuffs on

00:01:05And Hounsley

00:01:06Look at Hounsley

00:01:07A handcuff

00:01:08Vince McMahon

00:01:09Are they taking Vince to jail?

00:01:11What are they doing?

00:01:12Vince McMahon if you're sitting in jail right now

00:01:15Wondering who pressed charges

00:01:17I pressed charges

00:01:18I pressed charges

00:01:19Oh no

00:01:20And I sent your ass to the Hokie

00:01:22One thing that you don't do

00:01:24You don't cross the boss

00:01:26You're gonna be released

00:01:27Don't go back to the arena

00:01:28Oh wait a minute

00:01:29Yeah!

00:01:30That's Vince!

00:01:31It's Ben!

00:01:32It's Ben!

00:01:33Vince McMahon is here

00:01:34Up to the back of the spot

00:01:35It's Ben!

00:01:36Oh my God!

00:01:37Oh my God!

00:01:38It's Ben!

00:01:39It's Ben!

00:01:40To Hounsley!

00:01:41Right off the stage!

00:01:42What?

00:01:43That's gonna be 15 or 20 feet

00:01:44To the country!

00:01:45Yes!

00:01:46With McMahon's family!

00:01:48It has just landed beyond personal

00:01:55I ain't feeling it

00:01:56I'm sure I'm all busted up inside you

00:01:58You are too!

00:01:59What was that?

00:02:0020?

00:02:0130?

00:02:02I'm gonna kill you

00:02:03Throwing me off that thing

00:02:04I tell you what

00:02:05McMahon's gonna pay for that

00:02:06I'm telling you right now

00:02:07When he gets here

00:02:08This is gonna be the worst Thanksgiving of his damn life

00:02:12When he gets here

00:02:13I'll point which one McMahon out is to you alright?

00:02:15And you go down there and do it to me

00:02:32He's live

00:02:45Woah!

00:02:47Woo!

00:02:48Boothas!

00:02:49So you say you've had your filler turkey

00:02:50before eight football games or just a memory

00:02:52So you say you've had your fellow turkey.

00:02:55The boring football games are just a memory.

00:02:58Well, how about a breath of fresh air?

00:03:01Stick back and enjoy a very special Thanksgiving presentation

00:03:04on WWF Smackdown on UPN, Michael Cole, Gary the King,

00:03:10or is it the Pilgrim, Swallow, and Rickside?

00:03:13Oh, yeah!

00:03:15Ladies and gentlemen, he is 7'2", 500 pounds.

00:03:22Please welcome the World Wrestling Federation Champion,

00:03:27The Big Show!

00:03:29Well, that is The Big Show!

00:03:34Happy Thanksgiving, everybody, as the World Wrestling Federation Champion,

00:03:38The Big Show kicks us off on Smackdown in pink.

00:03:41I think it's gonna be an unpredictable night.

00:03:43We saw at the top of the show, DX, not experiencing holiday cheer,

00:03:48waiting on the arrival of Vince McMahon.

00:03:51Well, you know, Vince snapped, and now I just have to think it's time for DX to snap.

00:03:56This could be a very unpredictable night.

00:03:59Very explosive, Michael.

00:04:02Vince McMahon was arrested, humiliated on Raw.

00:04:05He came back to the arena, tossing Triple H off the stage.

00:04:08TX not in a holiday mood tonight on Smackdown.

00:04:15Well, Big Show, in a short time, you have accomplished more than most competitors do in an entire career.

00:04:23You are the World Wrestling Federation Champion.

00:04:26How does it feel to be standing at the top of the mountain?

00:04:30It's, JR, it's incredible.

00:04:34And I gotta be honest with you, right now, I feel like the luckiest man on Earth.

00:04:38You know, the WWF title is the most coveted title in all of sports entertainment.

00:04:42And for me, The Big Show, to have the WWF title, means more to me than anything in the world.

00:04:49And that's why, you know, the only thing is, I just wish my dad was here to see it.

00:04:54I know what you're doing.

00:04:55Look at him at it.

00:04:56Uh-oh.

00:04:57That's Y2J music.

00:04:59I don't think The Big Show was through with his interview there.

00:05:02Watch it, my, no!

00:05:05What is Chris Jericho doing here?

00:05:09I mean, he already smashed Chyna's thumb with a hammer last week.

00:05:13Yeah, and he's lucky, she didn't press charge.

00:05:16Chyna didn't press charges, she didn't have that thumb to be repaired late last week.

00:05:22And Y2J now, out here messing up The Big Show's interview.

00:05:29You know, Big Show, you don't have to worry about not having a father anymore,

00:05:36because tonight, I am your daddy.

00:05:41What?

00:05:42Oh, boy.

00:05:46Do you really think you deserve to be a heavyweight champion,

00:05:49just because you're over seven feet tall?

00:05:52Because like your girlfriend tells you, size doesn't matter.

00:05:57Uh-oh.

00:05:58What matters is charisma and showmanship, both of which you have absolutely none of.

00:06:03What you deserve to be doing is carrying my bags into the arena, and

00:06:09begging me not to kick your dimpled cottage cheese ass.

00:06:16Oh, my.

00:06:20So what I want from you tonight is a no BS excuse, no rule,

00:06:26no disqualification, heavyweight championship match.

00:06:31What?

00:06:32Whoa.

00:06:32Tonight?

00:06:34Because what I want, and what all these Jericho-holics want, is that belt,

00:06:40which you can't even fit around your chubby gut, around this gorgeous and sexy waist.

00:06:47Me being a fighting champion, tonight, right now, I have no problems with beating you like the little you are.

00:06:59Whoa.

00:07:00Well, the Big Show's accepted to the challenge.

00:07:01Wait, wait, is this gonna happen right now?

00:07:03You gotta be kidding me.

00:07:05What a way to start SmackDown.

00:07:06And here we go, the World Wrestling Federation Championship's on the line.

00:07:11Anything goes, no DQ, and look at the Big Show, taking it to Y2J.

00:07:16Slight way to kick off SmackDown.

00:07:17Right, it was starting with the Big Show getting smacked in the face by Y2J.

00:07:22And look out now, Jericho through the second rope out to the ringside.

00:07:26And the Big Show, the World Wrestling Federation Champion is in pursuit.

00:07:29I think Y2J may be having some second thoughts right now.

00:07:32What you gonna do?

00:07:33And look at Y2J now.

00:07:34My.

00:07:35A kick through the rope, knocked Big Show once, now over the, Big Show caught him.

00:07:39Unbelievable.

00:07:40What strength by the World Wrestling Federation Champion.

00:07:43And he tossed him in over the top rope, right back where he came from.

00:07:47He's seven feet two, 500 pounds, and what a kick to the midsection of Y2J.

00:07:53I'll tell you, Chris Jericho may have a ton of charisma, but

00:07:56he better have a ton of talent and a lot of fight in that body to back it up.

00:08:03No.

00:08:04The Big Show with that huge boot up underneath the chin of Chris Jericho in a low blow by

00:08:09Y2J, drops the champion to his knees.

00:08:11No disqualification, Michael, anything else?

00:08:13Wow.

00:08:13Jericho drop kick, missile drop kick to the back of the head.

00:08:16You're right, King, no DQ in this one.

00:08:17World Wrestling Federation titles on the line, Jericho knee to the face.

00:08:22There's another one, and the Big Show in trouble here.

00:08:26As long as Jericho can keep, whoop, I spoke too soon, he can't keep him down on the mat.

00:08:30And look at the strength of the 500 pound Big Show.

00:08:33Jericho about to be a cruise missile here.

00:08:35No, and here it comes, and wait a minute.

00:08:42Speaking of here it comes.

00:08:43He's the number one contender, the Big Boss Man, a serious issue with the Big Show.

00:08:47Look out.

00:08:48Brilliant for weeks.

00:08:49Look out.

00:08:49And Boss Man, the Big Show wrapped his hand in the show with only hand.

00:08:54He's got the Boss Man.

00:08:55The Big Show, after the number one contender, they're battling outside the ring.

00:09:00The show finally getting his hands on the Boss Man.

00:09:05How long has he been waiting for this?

00:09:06Uh-oh, look out, look who's coming, King.

00:09:09It's Chyna.

00:09:10Chyna and Miss Kitty.

00:09:11What the?

00:09:12Y2J, look out.

00:09:15Chyna may not have pressed charges, she may be taking the law into her own hands.

00:09:19Well, she's only got one good hand right now, but that may be enough for

00:09:22the ninth wonder of the world.

00:09:24What are they gonna do?

00:09:25Baby, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.

00:09:27Chyna's the Intercontinental Champion.

00:09:29Jericho snapped after losing to Chyna at Survivor Series, and

00:09:32Y2J wants him some, and Chyna does as well.

00:09:35She's, and Chyna, Chyna with a hammer, payback, payback to Jericho.

00:09:41She hit him with a hammer.

00:09:43Payback by Chyna.

00:09:46Hey, King, you know what they say, payback is a, yeah.

00:09:52Right now, Chris Jericho's a hammerhead, slant out in the ring.

00:09:59What a rollercoaster ride already on this Thanksgiving Day edition of SmackDown.

00:10:03Uh-oh.

00:10:04And The Big Show, now back.

00:10:06Keep in mind, there's no disqualifications in this matchup.

00:10:09You mean this match is still going?

00:10:11It's still going on.

00:10:12The championship's on the line, Y2J in deep trouble here.

00:10:16You're not kidding.

00:10:17Over eight feet in the air, The Big Show.

00:10:20Joke slam, hooks the leg, The Show retains the title.

00:10:27Jericho wanted it, he got it.

00:10:45The Big Show picks up the win.

00:10:48Hey, look at this.

00:10:49Well, gang, they're preparing for that traditional WWF Thanksgiving feast.

00:10:53Can you imagine how much food it's going to take to beat all these superstars?

00:10:57I think that's The Big Show's table alone.

00:11:00Hey, wait a minute.

00:11:02What were the prices here?

00:11:04There he is, the first one hit now.

00:11:06Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:11:07Watch this.

00:11:08I'm here to serve you.

00:11:09T.O.P., temporary order of protection.

00:11:11If you come in within 50 feet of DX, you will be arrested.

00:11:16Who the hell are you?

00:11:18I'm from the court.

00:11:19I'm gonna explain it to you right now.

00:11:20That says you can't be within 50 feet of us.

00:11:23And I'd say right now, you're a whole lot closer than that.

00:11:26So get your ass to step it.

00:11:28I think you're right.

00:11:29That's three feet.

00:11:30This is 47 more feet.

00:11:33Crap.

00:11:34Crap.

00:11:35I've ever seen a fly by this.

00:11:36I can't believe this.

00:11:37A 50 foot stack of bats.

00:11:38What a man.

00:11:39What a tough guy you are, huh?

00:11:41You're real tough, aren't you, huh?

00:11:43What DX is real tough?

00:11:45A temporary order of protection.

00:11:47You need protection.

00:11:48You need protection.

00:11:49You need protection.

00:11:51Just relax.

00:11:53What a tough guy.

00:11:54What are you gonna do?

00:11:55What a tough guy.

00:11:56And it's 50 feet.

00:11:57A real tough guy.

00:11:5850 feet isn't that big?

00:11:59I can't believe you're supposed to be such a tough guy.

00:12:04Vince, Vince.

00:12:05Vince, what happened out there?

00:12:06Mr. McMahon, what's a temporary order of protection?

00:12:09What's that?

00:12:10Well, what does it mean, Vince?

00:12:14I'll tell you what it means.

00:12:16What it means is tonight, the Outlaws are gonna defend the Tag Team Championship.

00:12:21That's what it means.

00:12:22They're gonna defend the Tag Team Championship against the Hardys.

00:12:26And they're gonna defend the title inside a steel cage.

00:12:30That's what it means.

00:12:32Now I'll tell you something else.

00:12:34Marilyn, you know what it means to Triple H and the X-Pac?

00:12:38I'll tell you what a temporary order of protection means to them.

00:12:41It means that X-Pac and Triple H are gonna have to face in a Tag Team Match.

00:12:45Shane and Test.

00:12:48That's what the temporary order of protection means.

00:12:52Very good.

00:12:53Ladies and gentlemen, right now it gives me great pleasure to introduce in our audience,

00:13:00wrestling legend, Mae Young and World Wrestling Federation Hall of Famer, The Fabulous.

00:13:07Wait, Moolah.

00:13:08Can't turn around.

00:13:09Wait a minute.

00:13:10They're right behind you.

00:13:11What are you two doing here?

00:13:12Hi, Moolah.

00:13:13Hi, Mae.

00:13:14She's drinking.

00:13:15What's in her hand?

00:13:16She's drinking.

00:13:17She's in a turkey outfit.

00:13:19Sit down.

00:13:20She's gonna spoil the whole show like she did Stephanie Prattleshower.

00:13:24Okay, it's the holiday season.

00:13:26She's drunk.

00:13:27She's dressed like a turkey and she's drinking wild turkey.

00:13:30The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

00:13:32Baking is right in the ring from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing at 237 pounds.

00:13:37The only Olympic gold medal winner to grace the World Wrestling Federation ring and the only real athlete in the WWF, Kurt Angle.

00:13:48Kurt Angle makes his way to the ring.

00:13:50You just heard.

00:13:51What a shocker.

00:13:52The New Age Outlaws are gonna have to defend the tag team titles tonight against the Hardys in a Steel Cage match.

00:13:58Oh, what a match that's gonna be.

00:14:00And what about Triple H having to team with X-Pac to take on Shane?

00:14:04Hello, Kurt.

00:14:05How you doing?

00:14:06Come on, Kurt.

00:14:07Good to see you.

00:14:08All right.

00:14:09You better leave it with me, Kurt.

00:14:10Kurt Angle's gonna leave us his Olympic gold medal here.

00:14:13Hey, Mae Young is drunk.

00:14:14Anything can happen.

00:14:15Kurt Angle winning the gold in the 1990s.

00:14:171996 Olympics in freestyle competition.

00:14:20It's a time for us to be thankful for the many gifts that we've received throughout our lives.

00:14:26That's right.

00:14:28For instance, I am thankful for the incredible talent that I've been blessed with.

00:14:40Can't argue with that.

00:14:42But more importantly, I am thankful for the three I's.

00:14:48My simple set of roles that have brought me success since the day I was born.

00:14:54Listen to this, Michael.

00:14:55You gotta love the three I credo.

00:14:57Listen to the crowd.

00:14:59Please.

00:15:00They are intensity, integrity, and intelligence.

00:15:09Yes, intelligence.

00:15:10Thanksgiving is also a time for us to give to one another.

00:15:15All right.

00:15:16Tonight, my gift to you is to put on another fantastic performance for all of you to enjoy.

00:15:25And I hope that you give back to me a gift that I truly deserve and would be very proud to have.

00:15:34Your utmost respect and support.

00:15:39Happy Thanksgiving from your Olympic champion.

00:15:43How much more can you ask than that, Michael Cole?

00:15:45You're looking at the real deal now.

00:15:47So it's Kurt Angle against this man, Dilo Brown.

00:15:50Dilo Brown.

00:15:51He's opponent from Chicago, Illinois.

00:15:54Weighing in at 268 pounds.

00:15:57Dilo Brown.

00:15:59Okay, you know the WWF and its advertisers have been targeted by a right-wing coalition called

00:16:04The Parent Television Council, headed by El Brent Bozell III.

00:16:08I know.

00:16:09Now Bozell has had PTC members write to WWF advertisers and sponsors about our programs,

00:16:13with a stated goal of having them thrown off the air so that you can't watch your favorite

00:16:16WWF shows.

00:16:18Now the sanctimonious El Brent Bozell III has appointed himself your censor.

00:16:22And he and other PTC members target programs which they do not feel are appropriate for you to watch.

00:16:27Shouldn't you decide for yourself and for your family what you consider proper viewing?

00:16:31This is a country where there is still freedom of expression and freedom of choice.

00:16:35Now the WWFs ask that you exercise your freedom of expression and write to our advertisers and sponsors.

00:16:42And thank them for their support of the WWF programs.

00:16:45And let them know how much you as a consumer and a fan enjoy the World Wrestling Federation.

00:16:50Good idea.

00:16:51And Kim, we'd like the fans to get a piece of paper and a pencil now.

00:16:55And if you'd like to express how you feel, please write the U.S. Navy Commander Howington at 5722 Integrity Drive,

00:17:03building 784 in Millington, Tennessee.

00:17:07And the zip code is 38054.

00:17:11So it's Kurt Angle now going to work on D'Lo Brown.

00:17:14What a night it's been already here on SmackDown.

00:17:16Can you believe that DX has had Vince McMahon served with a temporary order of protection?

00:17:21What is that? I guess that's like a restraining order.

00:17:24Vince can't come within 50 feet of DX?

00:17:2750 feet of D-Generation X.

00:17:28Or he goes back to jail again?

00:17:29Oh my, and how's that gonna affect SmackDown as D'Lo goes to work on Kurt Angle?

00:17:34Vince has already set up two matches for tonight.

00:17:36The Outlaws against the Hardys in a steel cage match with the tag team titles on the line.

00:17:40What a war that's gonna be.

00:17:42D'Lo off the ropes, elbow to the face.

00:17:44There's a kick to the chin of Kurt Angle by D'Lo Brown.

00:17:47Also tonight, Test and Shane will take on Triple H and X-Pac.

00:17:52I can't believe this.

00:17:53D'Lo is treating this gold medal winner, Kurt Angle, like a turkey.

00:17:56There's the leg drop.

00:17:58It is Thanksgiving, King.

00:17:59Cover now.

00:18:00Two, kick out.

00:18:01Right shoulder up by Kurt Angle.

00:18:04I'm so full.

00:18:05We're gonna eat turkey again tonight?

00:18:06Yeah, we're gonna eat turkey again.

00:18:07As you see backstage, 20-something turkeys.

00:18:09All that cranberry sauce stuffing on an event it's gonna be here tonight.

00:18:13It's a big tradition.

00:18:14I've been here a while.

00:18:15I know all about the tradition here.

00:18:16And look at this.

00:18:17Oh my.

00:18:18Kurt Angle up over the top.

00:18:19D'Lo knocked into the ropes.

00:18:20Knocks him off.

00:18:21Good maneuver by D'Lo Brown.

00:18:22Kurt keeps his balance.

00:18:23D'Lo missed for the close line.

00:18:24And look at Kurt Angle.

00:18:25Nice duplex.

00:18:26Intense.

00:18:27Hooks the leg again.

00:18:28Here's the cover.

00:18:29There's two.

00:18:30He got it.

00:18:31And it's over.

00:18:32Kurt Angle defeats D'Lo Brown.

00:18:33And there's that enthusiasm by Angle.

00:18:35Enthusiasm.

00:18:36That's intensity, integrity, and intelligence, Michael.

00:18:39The three-eyed credo.

00:18:41And there you see Mae Young and Moolah.

00:18:43And wait a minute, Kate.

00:18:44She just rocks her turkey head next to you.

00:18:45Hey, would you sit down?

00:18:47You're embarrassing us.

00:18:48Please smack her.

00:18:49Uh-oh.

00:18:50Mae Young's having a good old time.

00:18:51Mae Young's having a good old time.

00:18:52Mae Young, look at her.

00:18:54Well, Kurt Angle picks up the win.

00:18:56And as we said, we're getting ready for the World Wrestling Federation tradition.

00:19:00The Thanksgiving Feast.

00:19:01Look at all those turkeys, the stuffing.

00:19:03Oh!

00:19:04Potatoes.

00:19:05Those are mine!

00:19:06Yahoo!

00:19:07Hey, King, stop licking your lips.

00:19:09Because the tables are on their way out here now.

00:19:11And all that food is going to be coming down the ringside.

00:19:14As we get ready for this annual World Wrestling Federation tradition.

00:19:18The big old Thanksgiving Feast for the World Wrestling Federation.

00:19:22Now, cheer up.

00:19:23What's with the grouchy face, Jim, buddy?

00:19:24Grouchy face?

00:19:25I'm going to turn you back on your dress party or whatever.

00:19:28No, that's not true.

00:19:29You and The Rock have a match later tonight.

00:19:31Oh, really?

00:19:32You and The Rock have a match later tonight?

00:19:34Hey, Al.

00:19:35I hate The Rock.

00:19:36You don't hate The Rock.

00:19:37Yes, I do hate The Rock.

00:19:38We're still friends.

00:19:39It's just that when I'm out there at The Rock, we get a much better response from the people.

00:19:43Oh, really?

00:19:44Yeah.

00:19:45I cannot stand The Rock.

00:19:46Don't say that.

00:19:47And I cannot stand the fact that you Brown knows it, too.

00:19:49Hey, Al.

00:19:50That's all going to change when the three of us start hanging out together.

00:19:53Really?

00:19:54You think you might hang out with me?

00:19:55I doubt it, but I'll work on them.

00:19:56I really hate The Rock.

00:19:58No, you don't.

00:19:59Yeah, I do.

00:20:00No, you don't.

00:20:01Yeah, I do.

00:20:02You know what?

00:20:03This is horrible.

00:20:04I mean, I can't believe it's Thanksgiving.

00:20:06We've got to wrestle, and you guys got to fight the Hardy Boys in a cage.

00:20:11It's just ridiculous.

00:20:12Without that.

00:20:13We've got to fight Shane and Tess.

00:20:15The only good thing is McMahon can't be within 50 feet of us.

00:20:18Right.

00:20:19Give thanks for that, right?

00:20:20Right.

00:20:21You know what, though?

00:20:22We're just looking at this all wrong.

00:20:23I mean, hell, it's Thanksgiving, right?

00:20:25Yeah.

00:20:26We should just...

00:20:27We've got to lighten out, man.

00:20:28We're stressing out too much.

00:20:29We've got to just lighten out.

00:20:31I'll tell you what.

00:20:32We need...

00:20:33You know what?

00:20:34We need to be more thankful.

00:20:35This is Thanksgiving.

00:20:36We need to...

00:20:37Come on.

00:20:38I got an idea, you guys.

00:20:39Let's...

00:20:40I got an idea.

00:20:41Let's do it.

00:20:42Come on.

00:20:43DX is going to be more thankful.

00:20:44Did I hear that right?

00:20:45Yeah, well, they have a lot to be thankful for.

00:20:48The man can't come within 50 feet of them.

00:20:51Well, King, you know it is Thanksgiving, and it wouldn't be Thanksgiving to the World Wrestling

00:20:55Federation without the annual Turkey Bowl match.

00:20:58Oh, I can't wait for the...

00:20:59What a match tonight.

00:21:00The Turkey Bowl match.

00:21:01Are you ready for this?

00:21:03Ivory is going to take on Jacqueline in a big...

00:21:08Well, in a big bowl of gravy.

00:21:11Mushroom gravy.

00:21:12And there's a special guest referee.

00:21:13Oh, I can't wait.

00:21:14Miss Kitty.

00:21:15Yahoo!

00:21:16Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

00:21:17Hello, ladies.

00:21:19You know something, ladies?

00:21:26Thanksgiving just happens to be every guy's favorite holiday.

00:21:33Why?

00:21:34Well, it's very simple.

00:21:35You see, on Thanksgiving, we get to go out and look for that one beautiful bird.

00:21:43We get to bring that bird back to the home, spread its legs, and stuff it.

00:21:49Uh-oh.

00:21:50We get to crank up the heat and watch that bird get all hot and juicy.

00:21:59Oh, yeah.

00:22:00And when it's time to serve up the goods, all your wives and all our girlfriends get to suck the meat, clean off our drumsticks.

00:22:12And his opponent, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the World Wrestling Federation European Champion, the British Bulldog.

00:22:33You gotta love Thanksgiving, Michael.

00:22:36You know, the Bulldog and Val were teammates Monday on Raw against Two Cool, but King, that relationship deteriorated pretty quickly.

00:22:44You're not kidding.

00:22:45Look at that British Bulldog with Two Hotty Scotty up in the air, knocked Val Venus right off the ring and Val, well, he left, he left Bulldog to the dogs.

00:22:54Okay, Val Venus now wasting little time getting started on the British Bulldog.

00:23:00European titles on the line as Val Venus hammers away on the British Bulldog.

00:23:05Michael, you gotta understand, Bulldog is from England.

00:23:07They don't celebrate Thanksgiving there.

00:23:08I understand that.

00:23:09As Val now kicks to the midsection of the Bulldog.

00:23:11European titles on the line, Val misses with the left hand, catches him with an elbow to the chest, misses with the elbow.

00:23:18You know, turning his back on the Bulldog has really turned out to be advantageous for Val Venus.

00:23:22Yeah, gave him a European title shot in this one.

00:23:26You know, if Val wins the title, maybe they will start celebrating Thanksgiving in England.

00:23:30You know, I was gonna ask how Val Venus spends his Thanksgiving, but I think he told us.

00:23:34Look at what he ate for Thanksgiving.

00:23:35Oh, I don't even wanna know.

00:23:37Right hand by Val Venus, ripped across the street by the European champion, the Bulldog, with authority that time.

00:23:43Here tonight on SmackDown, hardcore titles gonna be on the line.

00:23:46Listen to this, King.

00:23:47Big boss man defending against the big red machine, Kane, in a, of course, a no holds barred, falls count anywhere, hardcore championship match.

00:23:55Oh, man.

00:23:56Strength by the British Bulldog.

00:23:58The suplex rolls into the cover on Val.

00:24:00Two, Val gets the shoulder up.

00:24:02Bulldog failed to hook the leg.

00:24:03Come on!

00:24:04What about that war?

00:24:06A steel cage surrounding the ring.

00:24:08The Hardy Boys, the High Flyers, the Acrobats taking on the New Age Outlaws, tag titles on the line.

00:24:13Yeah, the Hardy Boys felt like they got screwed out of that match last week.

00:24:16They got a chance to redeem themselves tonight.

00:24:18Thanks to Mr. McMahon.

00:24:20Oh!

00:24:21Val Venus, nice counter that time on the Bulldog.

00:24:24European Championships on the line.

00:24:26Speaking of Vince McMahon, he's been issued a temporary order of protection.

00:24:30He can't go within 50 feet of DX.

00:24:32Oh!

00:24:33Right in the money maker!

00:24:35And wait a minute, referee Timmy White's gonna call for the bell.

00:24:38A blatant low ball by the British Bulldog there.

00:24:41Oh, no!

00:24:42And Val Venus felt that one.

00:24:43He's gone limp!

00:24:44That's bullshit!

00:24:46He's hurt!

00:24:48And the British Bulldog isn't through yet.

00:24:50Val Venus was on the top rope.

00:24:52And the Bulldog now, my, with that running slam.

00:24:56There'll be no Thanksgiving in Val's house tonight.

00:24:58Well, Bulldog's gonna retain the European title here.

00:25:02That blatant low.

00:25:05The result of an inquilification, Val Venus!

00:25:09Man, man.

00:25:14The Bulldog retains the title.

00:25:17Wow.

00:25:18With that low blow to Val Venus.

00:25:20Blight in front of referee Timmy White.

00:25:23You know, I understand that Val Venus, the big Val Boski is insured for over a million dollars.

00:25:28Hey, wait a minute.

00:25:29Look at this.

00:25:30What are you doing now?

00:25:31You know, I'm trying to teach you guys a little lesson.

00:25:33About being.

00:25:34About being sanctioned.

00:25:35Right.

00:25:36You know, we don't come, DX, we don't sit back and look at the good days.

00:25:43When we get these great jobs all over the world, we get to spend Thanksgiving in beautiful Rochester, New York.

00:25:51I mean, look at that.

00:25:52This is beautiful.

00:25:53This is to be thankful for in Rochester.

00:25:55Rochester.

00:25:58This place sucks.

00:25:59This place sucks.

00:26:00This place sucks.

00:26:01This is horrible.

00:26:02This is horrible.

00:26:03I can't even...

00:26:04There's water.

00:26:05That's a dead body.

00:26:06Nope.

00:26:07I see what it is.

00:26:08Bums over there.

00:26:09They're homeless people.

00:26:10Homeless.

00:26:11Homeless.

00:26:12Bums.

00:26:13Homeless people.

00:26:14Homeless.

00:26:15Homeless.

00:26:16Homeless people.

00:26:17Homeless people.

00:26:18Homeless people.

00:26:19I'm walking towards them.

00:26:20I just want to look at them.

00:26:21What are you going to do with them?

00:26:22I've seen...

00:26:23You ever seen homeless people up close?

00:26:24No.

00:26:25Me either.

00:26:26And I don't want to.

00:26:27Get his bottle of wine.

00:26:28He's got his hands on it.

00:26:29Don't touch it.

00:26:30He'll bite you.

00:26:31I got an idea.

00:26:33Hey, I got an idea.

00:26:34Let's bring these guys in and get them something else.

00:26:37Turkey.

00:26:38Yeah.

00:26:39Turkey.

00:26:40Turkey.

00:26:41You hungry, Bums?

00:26:42Yeah.

00:26:43You want some food?

00:26:44You dropped your can, honey.

00:26:45I'm sure you need that can.

00:26:47That's a dream.

00:26:48What is that?

00:26:49There's another.

00:26:50Look, there's a new one over here in this box.

00:26:51Can you get up?

00:26:52Brand new one.

00:26:53Oh.

00:26:54Hey.

00:26:55Oh.

00:26:56Hey.

00:26:57Oh.

00:26:58Greg Olman, the zipper down.

00:27:00Hey.

00:27:01Hey, you're going to need to put that thing away right there.

00:27:04Zip that up if you want to come get some food.

00:27:06Let's get arrested for that.

00:27:07You need some food?

00:27:08You hungry?

00:27:09Let's eat.

00:27:10Come on in.

00:27:11You can eat with us.

00:27:12Dx.

00:27:13All right.

00:27:14What do you mention?

00:27:15I can guarantee you this is gonna be a Thanksgiving war.

00:27:20The Big Red Machine Kane takes on The Boss Man with a hardcore title on the line.

00:27:25The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship.

00:27:32Making his way to the ring to challenger he weighs in at 326 pounds, Kane.

00:27:37with the Hardcore title on the line.

00:27:43The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

00:27:46And it is for the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship.

00:27:52He can't wait to the ring, the challenger, he weighs in at 326 pounds, Kane.

00:27:58And I'm sure it's been a wonderful Thanksgiving for Kane, Kane.

00:28:02Yeah, right.

00:28:02He's in love, his girlfriend Tori, and

00:28:04I'm sure they spent this special holiday together or

00:28:06at least they will later on this evening.

00:28:08Well, so much for that, all those warm, fuzzy feelings.

00:28:11Kane is getting ready for a fierce fight.

00:28:17What a Thanksgiving it would be for

00:28:19Kane if he could win the Hardcore title here on SmackDown.

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00:28:45I know one thing about Kane, he likes his turkey rare.

00:28:50Can you imagine how he cooked his Thanksgiving feast?

00:28:52No, he don't like anything cooked.

00:28:53From Kong County, Georgia, weighing in at 305 pounds,

00:28:57he's the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, the Big Bushman.

00:29:05SmackDown is hot tonight.

00:29:07The WWF is gonna be hot in California this weekend.

00:29:09Friday night, San Jose.

00:29:11Saturday, San Francisco, Sacramento.

00:29:13Sunday in Bakersfield, tickets are on sale.

00:29:15Well, the Hardcore title on the line at King,

00:29:19it's gonna be interesting to see if Kane is gonna have full concentration in this match.

00:29:24We've seen some metal lapses in recent weeks, ever since he's, well,

00:29:27fallen in love for the first time in his life.

00:29:30Yeah, that's all those human emotions.

00:29:33I think that, oh, it's making Kane worse for the wearer.

00:29:36Oh, look at this.

00:29:37And here we go now, Kane with the big right hands to the big boss man.

00:29:40What a night it's been already on SmackDown.

00:29:42Contemporary Order Production issued to Vince McMahon, he can't go within 50 feet

00:29:46of D-Generation X.

00:29:47No.

00:29:49Right hand by Kane.

00:29:50Also to come tonight, a match to determine the number one contenders

00:29:53for the tag team titles, The Rock and Sock Connection.

00:29:56Uh-oh, I hope you guys will come over here.

00:29:59We got our Thanksgiving feast about to be laid out.

00:30:02No holds barred, falls count anywhere in this one, Hardcore title match.

00:30:05Now, Michael, you gotta admit that Kane, I mean, he way overreacted when Viscera just

00:30:11trying to- What are you talking about?

00:30:12He just trying to talk to Tori.

00:30:14Overreacted.

00:30:15Viscera's hitting on her, trying to pick up his girlfriend.

00:30:18How would you react?

00:30:19How would you react if somebody came up and tried to hit on Mae Young?

00:30:22What are you talking about?

00:30:23You know what I'm talking about is Kane now delivers the right hand to the boss man.

00:30:26My God.

00:30:28The big red machine with another one, Hardcore Championship on the line.

00:30:31You've been drinking that cranberry wine again, haven't you, Michael?

00:30:33Hey, Kane and the boss man fighting through the crowd, no holds barred,

00:30:37falls count anywhere.

00:30:38What's the big red machine doing here?

00:30:40I don't know, but that's no way to treat a number one contender.

00:30:42He's ripping those stairs apart.

00:30:43The boss man, the number one contender for the WWF Championship.

00:30:47What's the big idea with DX?

00:30:51Are they actually gonna bring those homeless bums back here to eat?

00:30:53I guess DX for at least one day of the year, throwing a little bit of charity.

00:30:58If Triple H was smart- Look at this.

00:31:00Watch it, what's he gonna do?

00:31:02Man, boss man.

00:31:04You know what, if Triple H was smart, all he'd do is find a dumpster, paint it red and

00:31:07yellow and tell those homeless bums are eating McDonald's.

00:31:10Come on Kane.

00:31:11No count outs in this one, no holds barred, no VTs.

00:31:14Hardcore title on the line, boss man's in the penalty box.

00:31:18And the big red machine going after him.

00:31:19That's not good.

00:31:20And there's another right hand by Kane.

00:31:23Hardcore titles on the line, tag titles will be on the line later on tonight.

00:31:27New Age Outlaws defend against the Hardys inside a steel cage.

00:31:30Also Shane McMahon in test against Triple H and X-Pac.

00:31:36What a night it's gonna be, what a Thanksgiving night here on SmackDown.

00:31:40Well, let me ask you this, suppose boss man loses his hardcore title here to Kane.

00:31:44Is he still the number one contender for the WWF Championship?

00:31:47Yes, of course he is.

00:31:48Man, that door just crashing into the hand of the boss man and Kane's in control.

00:31:55As long as boss man's still number one contender, that's all that matters.

00:31:58Hey, King, I know you're looking forward to the Thanksgiving Day tradition.

00:32:01The gravy bowl match still to come on SmackDown.

00:32:04Certainly, it's an annual tradition here in the WWF,

00:32:07just like the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

00:32:09Again, it's gonna be Ivory and Jacqueline inside a big old bowl of gravy

00:32:13with Miss Kitty as the referee.

00:32:16And again, on that hand, a boss man.

00:32:18That door slamming those fingers, and imagine the pain the boss man's in.

00:32:22Did you watch the Macy's Parade earlier this morning?

00:32:24Of course.

00:32:25And there's Tori, Kane's girlfriend, looking over her shoulder.

00:32:27She's watching this match.

00:32:28Looking on, and come on now, that's Viscera.

00:32:32Uh-oh.

00:32:34Hey, Viscera will take no more answer.

00:32:37How's he doing?

00:32:38He wants her.

00:32:41Viscera in pursuit of Tori, and Kane has no idea this is going on.

00:32:45He's involved in that hardcore match with the boss man.

00:32:47He wants her and he gets to have her.

00:32:49Into that concrete wall goes the big boss man.

00:32:51And again the shoulder.

00:32:53This is not exactly your normal television Thanksgiving fare.

00:33:01Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:33:03What?

00:33:03Tori just coming out to get Kane's help.

00:33:06And from behind that's Prince Albert, boss man's fronted buddy.

00:33:12Uh-oh, look at this.

00:33:12One, two, three.

00:33:14Here's the cover, it's over, boss man retains the hardcore title.

00:33:18Prince Albert blasts Kane in the head with that knife stick.

00:33:21And still World Wrestling Federation hardcore.

00:33:23Wait a minute.

00:33:24You gotta admit this is all Tori's fault.

00:33:26Uh-oh, and Kane's up.

00:33:27And Kane, I'll tell you, Kane, you have to wonder once again.

00:33:34Kane was in control of this matchup and he again rushed to Tori's aid.

00:33:38Right, that's what you do when you fall in love, you make some stupid decisions.

00:33:42Like getting married or something.

00:33:43Oh, who, jackpot!

00:33:45Oh, a bunch of mackerel.

00:33:48A whole bunch of them.

00:33:49This is a rare mackerel.

00:33:51This is jackpot.

00:33:52A whole plethora.

00:33:54Anybody home?

00:33:55Hey, I think it's too much to have a fake matchup.

00:33:57Wow.

00:33:59Hey, is your father home?

00:34:01Fan Fan Bigalow, right there.

00:34:03Right there, right.

00:34:04Double D.

00:34:04Are we bringing in a party case?

00:34:06Let's do it.

00:34:07Are you interested in a little meal?

00:34:08Yeah.

00:34:09Thanksgiving dinner.

00:34:10We've got turkey, dressing, cranberries, or work for food.

00:34:16You can't work, you're as bad as Jericho.

00:34:18I'll do it.

00:34:19You've got a good worker, I'll listen to the food.

00:34:22Can you guys work or are you going to get a fork?

00:34:23I mean walk or are you going to get a fork, what's the deal?

00:34:26Get up, we've got B-Y-O-B.

00:34:28All kinds of food inside, fellas.

00:34:30Girls, guys.

00:34:31You're both, you, Lee.

00:34:33Take your box.

00:34:34Michael.

00:34:35It's going to be fine.

00:34:36We have D-Generation X Thanksgiving dinner.

00:34:39Chomp chomp like that.

00:34:41You want some turkey, don't you, for the love of Pete?

00:34:44They're bringing more bumps in here.

00:34:46Just because you're hammered doesn't mean you can't move quick.

00:34:49Let's go.

00:34:50Well, King, I'll tell you what, it may not be the Salvation Army, but

00:34:52it's the DX Army.

00:34:54They're inviting the homeless in for this traditional dinner for

00:34:56the World Wrestling Federation crew.

00:34:58Boo and Mae Young in here are bad enough.

00:35:00Hey, don't you two have someplace to go?

00:35:02Like a cemetery.

00:35:03Like a cemetery.

00:35:04I can't wait.

00:35:05Dig in.

00:35:05Hey, wait a minute.

00:35:06Look what's coming.

00:35:07Woo-hoo.

00:35:08The turkey's on the way.

00:35:09The Thanksgiving groceries.

00:35:11I can't wait.

00:35:12And it's going to be great, the traditional Thanksgiving Day feast for

00:35:16World Wrestling Federation.

00:35:17World Wrestling Federation.

00:35:18Woo-hoo.

00:35:19Workers, employees, and staff.

00:35:20Okay, I'll start my diet tomorrow.

00:35:22Yeah, tomorrow.

00:35:23And there's The Rock along with Mankind.

00:35:25The Rock and Sock Connection's back.

00:35:27Next, Rock and Mankind meet the Hollies to determine the number one contenders for

00:35:31the tag titles.

00:35:32What a wild Thanksgiving night it's been in Rochester, New York for SmackDown.

00:35:38But the world is looking forward to Raw is War, live Monday night from Los Angeles.

00:35:45And the Lady of the Century, Tess and Stephanie McMahon.

00:35:48Steph, you want this to be right?

00:35:53Let me make it right.

00:35:55Will you give me the honor of being my wife?

00:35:57Yes, I will.

00:35:58Yes, I will.

00:35:59Oh, man.

00:36:00Oh, my God.

00:36:01Yeah.

00:36:02How a girl.

00:36:03What do you mean, how a girl?

00:36:04Oh, my God.

00:36:05We love each other.

00:36:07But the power of their love was quickly tested by life's uncertainty.

00:36:12Stephanie!

00:36:13Stephanie!

00:36:14Come on, let him come down.

00:36:15Stephanie!

00:36:16Stephanie!

00:36:17What happened?

00:36:18Stephanie!

00:36:19Give me a mask!

00:36:20Give me a mask!

00:36:21I have post-concussion syndrome.

00:36:26I don't seem to remember anything that happens to me short term.

00:36:30I have to write every single thing I do down.

00:36:33I don't even remember what I did last night.

00:36:36And I understand that tonight was supposed to be my wedding night.

00:36:41And of course I want to get married someday.

00:36:44And Andrew's so sweet and so nice.

00:36:47And I just can't remember any of the feelings that I have for him.

00:36:51I can't even remember him at all.

00:36:53Eventually, fate interceded on love's behalf.

00:36:57Test and Stephanie's union would not die.

00:37:00I'm starting to get a lot of my memory back.

00:37:02And in fact, I'm starting to remember a lot of really, really wonderful things.

00:37:06Andrew, you've been nothing but supportive and patient.

00:37:09And I can honestly say that I have never loved anybody more than I love you right now.

00:37:15Oh my gosh!

00:37:16So I'm gonna break from tradition.

00:37:18JR, what are we hearing?

00:37:20Andrew, will you marry me?

00:37:23What?

00:37:24All right!

00:37:25She proposed!

00:37:26Steph, of course I love you.

00:37:27Oh my gosh!

00:37:28In the end, love conquers all.

00:37:29And Stephanie is now able to get back to the business of being a beautiful bride.

00:37:32Stephanie, I'm so excited.

00:37:33Can't hold this in any longer.

00:37:34You've been through such an ordeal through this whole situation.

00:37:36I've chartered a plane.

00:37:37You're gonna be off to Las Vegas for a bachelorette party.

00:37:53Oh my gosh!

00:37:55Thank you so much.

00:37:57You deserve it.

00:37:58You deserve it.

00:37:59You deserve it.

00:38:00Join us this Monday night, live on Raw, as we celebrate the union of the college and

00:38:04Join us this Monday night live on Raw as we celebrate the union of Stephanie Marie McMahon

00:38:09and Andrew J. Martin.

00:38:10This Monday night, Raw is love.

00:38:17Oh, boy.

00:38:18Well, Michael, they say marriage is a great institution.

00:38:21I'm just not ready for an institution.

00:38:23I just can't believe that Stephanie and Tim are going to actually tie the knot next Monday

00:38:28on Raw.

00:38:28The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will determine the number one contenders

00:38:34for the World Wrestling Federation, Tag Team Championship.

00:38:39Introducing first, he weighs in at 287 pounds, Mankind.

00:38:46Speaking of somebody that is ready for an institution, Michael, it's Mankind, and he's been,

00:38:51he's had an extra little jump in his step over the past couple of days.

00:38:55Happy to be back together in the Rock and Sock Connection.

00:38:59You smell this turkey?

00:39:00Gosh, it smells great.

00:39:01From Mankind to all of you, a very happy Thanksgiving.

00:39:10Now, if we think carefully and dissect the word Thanksgiving,

00:39:16what the hell is that?

00:39:20It actually consists of two smaller words, the first of which is thanks.

00:39:31Right now, I would like to give out a special thanks to the people's champion, The Rock.

00:39:37Because when I put my hand out and The Rock gave me the tag,

00:39:48I could feel the electricity, the reaction from the crowd.

00:39:52Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.

00:39:56That was Monday on Raw, Jay.

00:39:57It was one of the greatest moments in sports entertainment.

00:40:01Now, also, the second word in Thanksgiving would be giving.

00:40:09Duh.

00:40:10So what I'd like to do now in front of Rochester, New York, and the entire world

00:40:15is I'd like to give my sincere apology for ever yelling at The Rock.

00:40:24Because not only did The Rock not throw my book out, he actually read the book and enjoyed

00:40:33it a great deal.

00:40:35I heard him say he read it.

00:40:37So there's my apology.

00:40:37And now, although I know around the world, you've all gorged yourself on turkey and mashed potatoes

00:40:46and cranberry sauce, I hope you have a little extra room, because I am about to serve up

00:40:53a giant helping of The Rock and Sock Connection.

00:40:59If you smell what The Rock is cooking.

00:41:03What a reaction from the people's team.

00:41:08The Rock.

00:41:10I'll tell you what, Michael, I don't believe I've ever quite seen a reaction like The Rock is.

00:41:17It's unbelievable.

00:41:18The Rock and Sock Connection.

00:41:20What does The Rock need with that Sock Connection?

00:41:27What does The Rock need with Mankind?

00:41:30He needs Mankind about as much as you and I need Bula and Mae Youngson here behind us.

00:41:35She's spilling that what incident, Flask.

00:41:37Whatever's in there, it smells, like you said before, wild turkey perhaps.

00:41:40I think she's drinking moonshine.

00:41:42Yeah, you talking about The Rock and Sock Connection, you know?

00:41:44They one-tailed the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team title.

00:41:48And if they bring you stab, don't remind me.

00:41:50They'll be done with the contenders again.

00:41:52Please.

00:41:53Uh-oh, The Rock's smelling some of this thing.

00:41:57Give it to Turkey we got sitting out over here.

00:41:59Look at Mankind, that idiot.

00:42:11He's giddy.

00:42:12Listen to this crowd.

00:42:18Finally, The Rock has come back to Rochester.

00:42:30Now, seeing as this is SmackDown The Rock Show, The Rock is in the Thanksgiving spirit.

00:42:45He notices to his left there is a table full of pies.

00:42:52Oh, yeah.

00:42:54We got a lot of good pies down here, Rock.

00:42:58I think The Rock's gonna check out some of the pies.

00:43:06They look good.

00:43:08Rockies, Rockies, Rockies, Rockies, Rockies, Rockies, Rockies, Rockies.

00:43:18Well, they're chanting The Rock's name.

00:43:20Rockies, Rockies, Rockies, Rockies, Rockies, Rockies, Rockies.

00:43:25Now, The Rock says there are many type of pies.

00:43:29There is apple pie.

00:43:32Yeah, apple pie.

00:43:34Mom's apple pie.

00:43:35That's not bad.

00:43:37There is pumpkin pie.

00:43:40Oh, yeah.

00:43:41That's my favorite.

00:43:42Pumpkin pie's your favorite?

00:43:43Yeah.

00:43:44Pretty good pie to The Rock.

00:43:46Yeah.

00:43:47There is also pecan pie.

00:43:51That's one of my favorites, pecan pie.

00:43:54The Rock doesn't like that too much.

00:43:56Uh-oh.

00:43:57And, of course, there is The Rock's all-time favorite, including Rochester's all-time favorite,

00:44:02Pootang pie.

00:44:03What?

00:44:04Ha-ha.

00:44:05Tank pie.

00:44:06Check it out, Poot.

00:44:07Look at this.

00:44:08Oh, my.

00:44:10That's my favorite, Pootang pie.

00:44:14Yes.

00:44:15Yes.

00:44:16Uh-oh.

00:44:29The Rock is partaking of Pootang pie.

00:44:32Man.

00:44:33That's some of the best damn Pootang pie The Rock has ever tasted.

00:44:38All right.

00:44:39And The Rock knows Pootang pie.

00:44:41I'm sure he does.

00:44:42Now, seeing as The Rock is in a giving mood, Michael Cole.

00:44:45Uh-oh.

00:44:46The Rock knows that you have never, ever had a piece of Pootang pie.

00:44:49How does he know that?

00:44:50How does he know that?

00:44:51How does he know that?

00:44:52You've never had any Pootang pie.

00:44:53Come on, King.

00:44:54That's true.

00:44:55It's true.

00:44:56Yeah, you're gonna laugh right along with it.

00:44:57So, The Rock says, for the first time in your life, you've never had a piece of Pootang pie.

00:45:01You've never had any Pootang pie.

00:45:02Come on, King.

00:45:03That's true.

00:45:04It's true.

00:45:05Yeah, you're gonna laugh right along with it.

00:45:06So, The Rock says, for the first time in your life, try...

00:45:11Don't be afraid of the Pootang.

00:45:13I'm out of...

00:45:16You scared of Pootang?

00:45:17Here's some advice from the great one.

00:45:19The pie.

00:45:20Oh.

00:45:21When you're ready for Pootang, Pootang will be ready for you.

00:45:24There you go.

00:45:25That's something like my dad would say.

00:45:27Try it.

00:45:28You might like it.

00:45:29Do you like it?

00:45:36Do you like it?

00:45:37He likes it.

00:45:39Mikey likes it.

00:45:40So, Michael called The Rock says, tell The Rock along with the millions...

00:45:46Happy New Year!

00:45:49...of Rock's fans, how your first experience was with Pootang pie.

00:45:54I gotta tell you, right?

00:45:56It doesn't matter how your first experience was!

00:45:59What the hell are you laughing at?

00:46:07Hey, get some Pootang pie from May and Lula.

00:46:09If you smell out what The Rock is cooking!

00:46:19What the matter, Michael?

00:46:23What else is gonna happen on this Thanksgiving Day edition of SmackDown?

00:46:28That's it, you're gonna get some Pootang from Mula and May Young!

00:46:33At a combined weight of allegedly well over 800 pounds, Crash and Horncore, Holley!

00:46:43So The Holley's beat The Rock and Stock Connection.

00:46:45The winners of this match will be the number one contender for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles.

00:46:53And it was The Holley Cousins who took the Tag Team Titles from The Rock and Stock Connection the first time around.

00:46:58Mankind was doping because he believed The Rock had thrown his book in the garbage.

00:47:02And The Holley's picked up the win in the Tag Titles.

00:47:04And then this past Monday Night on Raw, The Holley's did it to Mankind again.

00:47:08This time it was Mankind's buddy Al Snow being pinned.

00:47:11The Holley's pick up the win.

00:47:13Look at this King, getting ready to go, Hardcore and The Rock.

00:47:16Uh-oh, look at this!

00:47:19And there's The Rock now starting things off against Hardcore Holly with the big right hands.

00:47:22The Rock back him into the corner, and there's a slap to the face by The Rock.

00:47:26Number one contendership for the Tag Team Titles on the line here.

00:47:30Wow!

00:47:31What an elbow, and look at this!

00:47:32It's his face and big eyebrow.

00:47:34That's Al Snow!

00:47:35What's he got that I don't have?

00:47:36Jeez, Mankind is such a sucker.

00:47:39I hate The Rock.

00:47:40What are you doing out there with me?

00:47:42Well, King, you know, it sounds like to me that Al Snow may be a bit jealous.

00:47:46Did that moron say what does The Rock have that he doesn't have?

00:47:49Yeah, that's what he said.

00:47:50Oh my gosh!

00:47:51Drop kick by Hardcore Holly, and here comes his cousin Crash.

00:47:54Al's not only stupid, he must be blind.

00:47:56Wow!

00:47:57That's it!

00:47:58What a DDT.

00:47:59Rock covers Crash, hooks the leg, and Hardcore breaks up the count.

00:48:01I guess that Vegas vacation that Mankind sprung for didn't do Al Snow much good, did it?

00:48:06Look out!

00:48:07Oh my!

00:48:08Al Snow is jealous of The Rock, plain and simple.

00:48:10And he's jealous of all the accolades and the affection that Mankind throws The Rock's way.

00:48:15Look at the kicks to the midsection.

00:48:17Referee distracted, and The Rock and Sock connection working well as a team here, King.

00:48:21Yeah, that's what I hate to see.

00:48:22Crash tossed out of the ring.

00:48:25Who will the winner of this match face for the tag team title?

00:48:28Oh, no!

00:48:29Oh!

00:48:30Man!

00:48:31Will it be the New Age Outlaws or The Hardys?

00:48:33They meet later on tonight, tag titles on the line in a steel cage match.

00:48:37Can you imagine The Hardys flying around that ring with a cage around it?

00:48:40Oh, it's gonna be great.

00:48:41Don't forget that big old gravy bowl match.

00:48:45Oh, that's coming up, folks.

00:48:46Jacqueline, Ivory, Miss Kitty, the referee battling out in a bowl of gravy.

00:48:51I heard Miss Kitty's got a very special referee outfit too.

00:48:54Oh, look at this!

00:48:55What a suplex by Hardcore Holly.

00:48:56How did Hardcore?

00:48:57Well, that's because Hardcore's a super heavyweight.

00:48:59Yeah.

00:49:00Takes super heavyweight to lift Mankind after all the turkey he's eating today.

00:49:03Can you smell that turkey and the stuffing and everything floating around out here?

00:49:06That aroma?

00:49:07What a day this has been.

00:49:08Hardcore misses, Mankind rolls out of the way.

00:49:11And what about DX showing a little charity?

00:49:13Bringing a bunch of homeless folks into the arena to partake in this Thanksgiving Day dinner.

00:49:18I can't believe that.

00:49:20Here comes Rock now.

00:49:21Grass catches the right hand by The Rock, and The Rock with the momentum.

00:49:24The Rock hammering away number one contendership for the tag titles on the line.

00:49:27Look at The Rock go.

00:49:28Crash into the turnbuckle.

00:49:29Rock hammering away.

00:49:30The People's Champ working on all cylinders, and he almost got knocked, his head knocked off by Hardcore.

00:49:35Look at this.

00:49:36Mankind knocking Holly out of the ring.

00:49:39Crash and Rock going at it now.

00:49:42Rock lifts him up, puts him down with authority.

00:49:45Look out.

00:49:47Uh-oh.

00:49:48Thanksgiving Day edition.

00:49:49Looks like The Rock is in a giving mood.

00:49:52He's fixing to give the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today.

00:49:57The People's Elbow to Crash.

00:49:59The Rock knocks the stuffing out of Crash.

00:50:02Hooks the leg.

00:50:03It's over.

00:50:04The Rock and Sock Connection are number one contenders for the tag titles.

00:50:08Time time and go.

00:50:12I can't believe it.

00:50:13The Rock and Sock Connection are stronger than ever.

00:50:16The Rock and Sock Connection all went away from the tag team titles.

00:50:21Their number one contenders.

00:50:22What a win on SmackDown.

00:50:23Kevin Al Snow's eating his heart out right now.

00:50:28The Rock and Mankind showing tremendous teamwork.

00:50:34And what a Thanksgiving Day gift to Mankind.

00:50:38Look at this.

00:50:39Look at this.

00:50:40It smells good, doesn't it?

00:50:41Who's hungry?

00:50:42Oh, wow.

00:50:43I like it.

00:50:44Yeah, I bet you are.

00:50:45All right.

00:50:46Look, now you're going to just wait a minute and we're all going to eat.

00:50:48But first, I'm going to let you share a little heartwarming story with the outlaws here,

00:50:53who are going to now tell us about their favorite Thanksgiving food.

00:50:56What's up, man?

00:50:57You go ahead and tell me.

00:50:58That turkey.

00:50:59Man, when you're cutting that, the juice flows out of there.

00:51:02And bananas, of course.

00:51:03There's a lot of juice.

00:51:04It smells in your mouth.

00:51:05Oh, man, that's unbelievable.

00:51:06I like some sausage gravy.

00:51:08And it's, oh, it's tender.

00:51:09And it's down sausage in there.

00:51:11Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

00:51:12A chocolate pecan pie, heat it up in the microwave and put some butter sauce on there.

00:51:17That makes me hungry.

00:51:18Make you guys hungry?

00:51:19Yeah.

00:51:20Well, it's making me hungry, King and King.

00:51:23Guess what's coming up?

00:51:24Look what they're getting ready for.

00:51:26Mushrooms being applied to the gravy.

00:51:28Woo!

00:51:29Gravy bowl match.

00:51:30And we're going to apply Jacqueline and Ivory to that gravy.

00:51:34Uh-oh.

00:51:37Thanksgiving celebration.

00:51:39It's been to get cool now, Michael.

00:51:40And his opponent bring up company to the ring by Too Cool.

00:51:45He weighs in at 401 pounds, Rakishi Fatou.

00:51:51I was talking to Grandmaster Sexy earlier on today, King, and he calls Fatou his homie, his homeboy.

00:51:58I don't know whether to call him Rakishi or Rumpasaurus.

00:52:01Have you seen his rear end?

00:52:02Yeah, I've seen it.

00:52:03It's something to be holding.

00:52:04I'll bet after all the Thanksgiving turkey he's eaten today, he's probably put on a pound or two.

00:52:09So Rakishi set for action, Rochester enjoying SmackDown.

00:52:13And folks think it's on sale Saturday in Minneapolis, Kansas City, and Toronto for huge WWF live events.

00:52:21And don't forget Tallahassee, Florida.

00:52:23SmackDown's coming your way December 14th.

00:52:27What an event it's gonna be.

00:52:30Rakishi Fatou, an impressive individual.

00:52:32Weighs in at 401 pounds.

00:52:34And here comes the part of the night you've been waiting for.

00:52:36What?

00:52:37The shedding of the, uh...

00:52:39Oh, boy.

00:52:40You think he's busted any toilet seats lately?

00:52:42And here we go now.

00:52:43Joey Abs hammering away on Rakishi Fatou.

00:52:46Another right hand to Fatou by Abs.

00:52:51His right hand's not having too much effectiveness.

00:52:53Goes down to the midsection now with the boot.

00:52:55Up over the top, tries for the sunset flip.

00:52:57That might not have been a wise idea.

00:52:58Oh, no!

00:52:59Look out, Fatou sits out on him.

00:53:01And Rakishi now.

00:53:03Look out, cover, shoulders down.

00:53:05He's not finished yet.

00:53:06And Rakishi up after one.

00:53:08Joey Abs in trouble here.

00:53:11Hey, look at Mool and Mae Young seem to like that.

00:53:14I think they're a little jealous of Joey Abs.

00:53:16A wild Thanksgiving night already on SmackDown.

00:53:19Temporary order of protection issued against Vince McMahon by D-Generation X.

00:53:23Uh-oh, look at this.

00:53:24Vince can't go within 50 feet of DX.

00:53:26Look out!

00:53:27Rakishi with his backside of the abs of Joey Abs.

00:53:30I think Rakishi might be one of those floats next Thanksgiving on the Macy Day Parade.

00:53:37Well, I don't think he's gonna float through the air here, but-

00:53:40No.

00:53:41If he impacts, Joey Abs could be out cold.

00:53:43One, two, one.

00:53:44Rakishi, second rope.

00:53:46Got him.

00:53:47Wow.

00:53:48Right into the chest cavity by Rakishi.

00:53:52Look at that.

00:53:53And Joey Abs desperately trying to catch his breath.

00:53:56Get off!

00:53:57Please don't tell me he's got gas.

00:54:00This Rakishi extremely impressive.

00:54:03And we've seen this before.

00:54:05This is a devastating maneuver.

00:54:07Not as devastating as his flatulence.

00:54:09Sit out pile driver by Rakishi.

00:54:13No.

00:54:14Hooks the leg.

00:54:15No.

00:54:16And it's over.

00:54:17Rakishi impressive over Joey Abs.

00:54:20Here's the posse.

00:54:21Pete Cass, he catches a foot to the face and now Grandmaster Sexy and

00:54:25Scotty Tuati into the ring.

00:54:26Bad move on the part of the posse.

00:54:29These guys are too cool.

00:54:30And too cool hammering away on Rodney and look out.

00:54:33Rakishi.

00:54:34Just sat out.

00:54:36On peak gas.

00:54:38Please quit saying gas.

00:54:40Rakishi's around.

00:54:43Imagine the impact by Rakishi.

00:54:46Rakishi victorious.

00:54:47Rakishi victorious.

00:54:48Here's your winner.

00:54:49Rakishi.

00:54:50Wait a minute.

00:54:51Do you think they might do a little dancing here?

00:54:54Oh, wait.

00:54:55He's leaving.

00:54:56Grandmaster Sexy trying to talk Rakishi back into the ring and get down, get funky, get cool.

00:55:03Look at this.

00:55:04Oh, Grandmaster Sexy lending him the goggles.

00:55:08And Tukul's getting down.

00:55:09Now Tukul can dance.

00:55:10I'm going to tell you that now.

00:55:11Watch this.

00:55:12Oh, look.

00:55:13Look at Rakishi go.

00:55:14Look at him go.

00:55:15Tukul and Rakishi being a little routine.

00:55:17I can't believe it.

00:55:18Hey, they're pretty good.

00:55:19Oh, man.

00:55:20I just heard from the Outlaws, but what you really want to hear about is X-Pac's favorite

00:55:25film.

00:55:26Oh, man.

00:55:27I just heard from the Outlaws, but what you really want to hear about is X-Pac's favorite

00:55:37food.

00:55:38They do, really.

00:55:39They do.

00:55:40They do.

00:55:41Tell me.

00:55:42Well, my favorite food's not here.

00:55:43Everybody likes turkey.

00:55:44I happen to like pot roast.

00:55:45Pot.

00:55:46Roast.

00:55:47That's good.

00:55:48I like it.

00:55:49Well, let's skip right to desserts, because after I eat the pot roast, we go right to dessert.

00:55:54What we have right here, for all you nice hungry people, and a little pumpkin pie.

00:56:00Get your hands up.

00:56:01You could eat that through a knothole.

00:56:03You could pick a fence, couldn't you?

00:56:04Come on.

00:56:05Greg Olman.

00:56:06Just get a whip.

00:56:07Don't touch their itchy bun.

00:56:08Hey, get your damn hands up.

00:56:09Get a little whip.

00:56:10Before you get to the pies, though, you always have to eat the turkey.

00:56:24You got this.

00:56:25Look at that one.

00:56:26Yeah.

00:56:27Whew.

00:56:28You got it there, huh?

00:56:29That's beautiful.

00:56:30Can you smell that?

00:56:31That's a bird there.

00:56:32Smell it.

00:56:33Just smell it.

00:56:34Don't touch it now, though.

00:56:35You can almost lick it.

00:56:36You can't do it.

00:56:37That's making you guys hurt.

00:56:38Now, you guys are real.

00:56:39Hey, hey.

00:56:40You guys are really happy now, aren't you?

00:56:41I got a funny feeling about this.

00:56:55King, look what's coming up next.

00:57:01Look what they're getting ready.

00:57:03Uh-oh, those Pilgrim ladies are, well, they're stirring up the gravy.

00:57:07The Gravy Bowl match next.

00:57:09I feel like Fred Foenstein.

00:57:14No, you're just the best as well.

00:57:16This is great.

00:57:17All right, you guys are really hungry now, right?

00:57:22Yeah.

00:57:23Yeah.

00:57:24I can't hear you.

00:57:25Yeah, yeah.

00:57:27DX isn't even sharing, King.

00:57:29What did you say?

00:57:30Where's the soul in the way?

00:57:32God, that's it.

00:57:33Everybody out.

00:57:34I'm sick of you, Bump.

00:57:35Get out.

00:57:36What?

00:57:37Get out.

00:57:38Get out.

00:57:39Get out.

00:57:40Silverware.

00:57:41Get out.

00:57:43Get out.

00:57:44Get out.

00:57:49Get out of here.

00:57:54Get out of here.

00:57:55Get out of here.

00:57:57King, can you believe the audacity of DX?

00:57:59I mean, first they're teasing the homeless with all that good Thanksgiving food and then they kick them out of the room because they asked for silverware.

00:58:08Give me a break.

00:58:09So Ivory set for action in the annual Turkey Bowl match.

00:58:18Look at Moolah and Mae Young.

00:58:20You know, Moolah's a former ladies champion trying to take that flask away from Mae Young.

00:58:24Those two aren't homeless, but they're certainly home lead.

00:58:27And her opponent, Shinklin.

00:58:32So it's Jacqueline and Ivory.

00:58:35She was involved last week in that hardcore triple threat match on SmackDown, won by Ivory.

00:58:42Uh-oh.

00:58:43And Jacqueline taking her time as well.

00:58:46You like his referee outfit there?

00:58:48Do I ever.

00:58:49If she gets some gravy on her, she'll be edible.

00:58:52Well, the rules of this match are pretty simple, King.

00:58:55What's that?

00:58:56A one, two, three wins the match.

00:58:58Look at this.

00:58:59You win by pinfall.

00:59:00And Ivory bringing Jacqueline into the gravy bowl.

00:59:02And here we go.

00:59:03That gravy is slippery.

00:59:05It's bowl season, but forget about all those other bowls King was telling me about.

00:59:09It's turkey bowl time.

00:59:10Yeah, I watched so much football already today, somebody passed me the turkey and I spiked it.

00:59:14Man, this will put those football games to shame.

00:59:17No, no, no.

00:59:18Jacqueline Suplex in the turkey gravy.

00:59:21Look at that brown soup.

00:59:23Yeah, those giblets could be dangerous too.

00:59:26Look at Miss Kitty.

00:59:27Jacqueline trying to get her footing, Ivory by the hair.

00:59:31Look out, splash.

00:59:33I saw a sign over there that says shallow gravy, no diving.

00:59:36And Ivy trying to make it up and Jacqueline tackles her.

00:59:41She did dive.

00:59:43Man.

00:59:45Ivory the Women's Champion, this is a non-title match.

00:59:50A Thanksgiving Day tradition here in the WWF.

00:59:53My gosh.

00:59:54Man, face first into the gravy.

00:59:57Only in the WWF will you see the annual traditional UPN gravy bowl.

01:00:05Wait a minute, here's the cover now.

01:00:07The referee counting in the gravy.

01:00:09Is that it?

01:00:10It's over.

01:00:11Jacqueline defeats Ivory.

01:00:15Here's your winner, Chiqueline.

01:00:17Man, she is the champion of this year's gravy bowl.

01:00:22Can you imagine, where's she gonna put that golden ladle trophy?

01:00:26Right on her mantle, of course.

01:00:28Look at Ivory, she is upset.

01:00:29Yeah, Ivory really upset.

01:00:31She's upset with Miss Kitty.

01:00:32Wait, she splashed Miss Kitty with gravy.

01:00:34Wait a minute.

01:00:35Ivory going after Miss Kitty here.

01:00:37A gravy for everyone.

01:00:40Can you see how deep it is?

01:00:43Look, she's holding Miss Kitty's hand under the gravy.

01:00:46Come on now.

01:00:49That's a sore loser.

01:00:51I say so.

01:00:52You want some more?

01:00:55Wait a minute.

01:00:56You want some more?

01:00:57Wait a minute.

01:00:58Miss Kitty's choking.

01:00:59Miss Kitty can't catch her breath.

01:01:01She's choking, King.

01:01:03Miss Kitty's choking.

01:01:04They've got the EMTs out there already.

01:01:06EMTs.

01:01:07Yeah.

01:01:08The Heimlich maneuvered.

01:01:10She had a mushroom.

01:01:11She had one of those mushrooms stuck in her throat.

01:01:14I told you those giblets were dangerous.

01:01:16Wait a minute.

01:01:17Look at this.

01:01:18What's Ivory doing here?

01:01:19She's getting on to the EMT for six.

01:01:21Wait.

01:01:22Ivory.

01:01:23Ivory.

01:01:24She went after the EMT.

01:01:26I'm glad she did.

01:01:28How embarrassing.

01:01:29Look out.

01:01:30Come on.

01:01:31Holy mackerel.

01:01:35Look at those giblets.

01:01:36How embarrassing for that young lady.

01:01:39Humiliated by Ivory.

01:01:42Why would you be embarrassed?

01:01:44Look at Ivory.

01:01:45Put yourself in her shoes.

01:01:47I'd rather put myself in her.

01:01:51What?

01:01:53Well, there you see Shane and Tess.

01:01:56They're getting ready tonight.

01:02:01They meet Triple H and X-Pac on SmackDown.

01:02:04We're back on SmackDown and King, I didn't think The Godfather be working on a holiday.

01:02:11Check him out.

01:02:12You don't think Moolah and Mae Young are gonna be able to eat any of this turkey, do you?

01:02:15They have to put tenderizer on applesauce.

01:02:18The Godfather enjoying Thanksgiving on SmackDown.

01:02:24I don't know if those are all hoes or a couple turkeys in there.

01:02:26It's time, once again, for everybody to come aboard the hoes tree.

01:02:34Hey, I know that I ain't the only one.

01:02:36Is there any pimps up in this head?

01:02:42Here we go.

01:02:43To all y'all that know that The Godfather be pimpin' hoes nation wide.

01:02:49Man, I want you to reach down, roll a fatty for this pimp daddy and say.

01:02:55Pimpin' ain't easy.

01:02:58You love that, don't you?

01:02:59Check out Godfather's best there.

01:03:01It says product, 2,000 on the back.

01:03:04Couple of bloodshot eyeballs, isn't it?

01:03:05And his opponent from Lima, Ohio weighing at 249 pounds, Al Snow.

01:03:13Well, King, you can't believe it's been a very happy Thanksgiving for this man, Al Snow.

01:03:18Who cares?

01:03:19What does everybody want?

01:03:20Al Snow upset.

01:03:21Earlier on, we saw him that Mankind has gone back to team with The Rock.

01:03:26The Rock and Sock connection back together again.

01:03:28Mankind extremely jealous of, I should say, Al Snow extremely jealous of Mankind's relationship with The Rock.

01:03:34He said he hates The Rock.

01:03:35Oh, wait a minute.

01:03:36Here comes Al Snow, King.

01:03:37Look out!

01:03:38Al Snow hammering away on The Godfather.

01:03:42You know, Al Snow, he's really lost it here.

01:03:46Wait, what's Al doing?

01:03:48Who knows?

01:03:49Back in the ring now.

01:03:50Who knows?

01:03:51Even Al don't know what he's doing.

01:03:52Godfather kicked in the midsection, Al into the turnbuckle.

01:03:54Al Snow's really lost it.

01:03:55I mean, he's been depressed about his action figure being pulled off the shelves of Walmart.

01:04:00Depressed that Mankind's left him for The Rock and Sock connection.

01:04:03Uh-oh.

01:04:04And Al hammering away into the shoulder blades.

01:04:05Now The Godfather backs him into the ropes.

01:04:08Here's Al off the rope.

01:04:09Oh, yeah.

01:04:10Look out now.

01:04:11Godfather cooking.

01:04:12Oh, yeah.

01:04:13Play drop.

01:04:14Nice.

01:04:15You know, King, I still can't believe the audacity of D-Generation X.

01:04:19Look out.

01:04:20Oh, man.

01:04:21First off, DX and...

01:04:23Oh.

01:04:24Get away from us, you moron.

01:04:25What is he doing?

01:04:26Oh, please.

01:04:27Oh, he's got a chair now.

01:04:28Take this in there.

01:04:29Hey, wait.

01:04:30That's for the feast later on.

01:04:31Al Snow with a steel chair.

01:04:33Yeah.

01:04:34Misses The Godfather in the corner.

01:04:35I think the chair just bounced up and hit himself in the head.

01:04:37He bounced it off his own head.

01:04:39He's an idiot, I told you.

01:04:40And now, O-Train time.

01:04:43Got him.

01:04:44O-Train coming.

01:04:46Rolls him over, hooks the leg.

01:04:48Yes.

01:04:49The Godfather picks up the win.

01:04:52Here is your winner, The Goodfather.

01:04:57You know, King Al Snow is so completely out of it.

01:05:02He's letting his emotions and everything else cost him in the match and, hey,

01:05:07that was that fan again.

01:05:09Exercising his freedom of expression.

01:05:12That's no fan.

01:05:13And here comes the New Age Outlaws.

01:05:15Tag titles are on the line next.

01:05:17Outlaws parties inside a steel cage on SmackDown.

01:05:22Yeah.

01:05:23You didn't know?

01:05:28Here we go, Michael.

01:05:30No ass, but a cool somebody.

01:05:37Here comes the New Age Outlaws with the tag team titles on the line tonight.

01:05:41Inside a cage.

01:05:44It's the Outlaws of the Hardy.

01:05:46The Hardy's had the titles won until X-Pac interfered.

01:05:59But there will be none of that tonight.

01:06:01Inside a steel cage.

01:06:02That's the outlaws of the Hardy's best for the tag team titles.

01:06:07The Hardy's had the titles won until X-Pac interfered.

01:06:10But there will be none of that tonight inside a steel cage.

01:06:13That steel cage is pretty imposing here.

01:06:17Not where I'd like to be on the Thanksgiving evening, I can assure you.

01:06:21No.

01:06:24Please.

01:06:25Mae Young doing the DX job.

01:06:28I'm in a giving mood.

01:06:30I could get them a going away present, but first they gotta do their part.

01:06:34World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship.

01:06:38Introduction of Challengers being accompanied to the right by George.

01:06:42From Canada, North Carolina.

01:06:44Out of the combined weight up to 130 pounds.

01:06:48Matt.

01:06:49And Jeff the Party Boy.

01:06:52So it's the Hardy's against the Outlaws with the tag team titles on the line inside a steel cage.

01:06:57And I'll tell you what, a couple of ways to win this type of matchup.

01:07:01Pitfall submission or an escape out of the cage.

01:07:05And I'm looking forward to this one, especially with the Hardy's high-flying acrobatics.

01:07:10Who knows what they're gonna do on this steel cage here.

01:07:13And I have to admit, the Hardy's with their ability and also with the tutelage of Terry,

01:07:20have really garnered a lot of attention in recent weeks.

01:07:23Still to come tonight, Triple H and X-Pac against Shane McMahon and Test.

01:07:29Road Dogg with a knee to the midsection.

01:07:31Who ever heard of eating a turkey drumstick with a fork anyway?

01:07:34Well, maybe they didn't want a drumstick, maybe they wanted the breast.

01:07:37Drop kick back of the head by Jeff.

01:07:39Speaking of that, Terry Reynolds, go in here and sit by me.

01:07:41King, please.

01:07:42I got a pumpkin pie for you.

01:07:43What a Thanksgiving night, it's been on SmackDown.

01:07:45We kicked off the show with DX issuing a temporary order of protection against Vince McMahon.

01:07:51Vince can't come within 50 feet of any member of D-Generation X.

01:07:56Jeff Hardy up over the top of Road Dogg.

01:07:59Look at Road Dogg, tremendous balance by Jeff Hardy there.

01:08:02You asked me that protection order is a good idea because Vince snapped.

01:08:05He was completely deranged Monday.

01:08:07Vince went after DX's limousine, was arrested, humiliated.

01:08:10Look at this now.

01:08:11Look at this, look at this, look at this.

01:08:12Trying to get out of the cage is Matt Hardy.

01:08:14Kick to the face.

01:08:15That was close.

01:08:16That was climbing the cage there.

01:08:18As Jeff goes to work on Mr. Ass in the corner.

01:08:21Double team now.

01:08:22Look at that.

01:08:23Up over the top, double close line by the Hardys.

01:08:25Didn't work.

01:08:28Vince McMahon was arrested on Raw this past Monday night.

01:08:31He did make bail though, King.

01:08:32Look at Jeff.

01:08:33Look at Jeff.

01:08:34Man.

01:08:35Mr. Ass caught him in midair.

01:08:37Wow.

01:08:38And Road Dogg now gonna try to leap out of the, no he wasn't.

01:08:43No.

01:08:44My, Road Dogg doing some flying of his own.

01:08:47Hardy Boys getting their own medicine.

01:08:49Double cover here.

01:08:50Two, double kick out.

01:08:52Road Dogg, that was a Hardy Boys maneuver.

01:08:55These DX can fly when they want to.

01:08:59And here comes Matt Hardy, ripped across the ring.

01:09:01Mr. Ass hung him up on the turnbuckle.

01:09:04And the new Edge Outlaw is cooking on all cylinders here.

01:09:07Shoot.

01:09:08We gotta take another look, King.

01:09:10Athletic ability of the Road Dogg.

01:09:12Top rope.

01:09:13Got them both.

01:09:14Oh, it is.

01:09:15Double team now on Jeff.

01:09:17Off the ropes now.

01:09:18Uh-oh.

01:09:19Jeff caught Road Dogg with a boot.

01:09:20Look at this.

01:09:21He walked into it.

01:09:22Mr. Ass shot right into that steel cage.

01:09:25That'll bust you up in a hurry.

01:09:27I'll tell you what, this cage match has turned into one of those Texas Tornado

01:09:32matches where all four men are in the ring at the same time.

01:09:35And one of them's about to be out.

01:09:36Mr. Ass, if he gets out.

01:09:37No!

01:09:38Mr. Ass was trying to get out.

01:09:39Road Dogg hitting the ropes.

01:09:40Mr. Ass came down.

01:09:41I'm gonna put more of a damper on your Thanksgiving than that.

01:09:46Yeah, Jeff now.

01:09:47Matt Hardy.

01:09:48Oh my.

01:09:49Double team by the Hardy Boys.

01:09:50Among the best at it.

01:09:52Tag team championship on the line.

01:09:55Mr. Ass face first into the steel cage.

01:09:58Not again.

01:09:59And again for good measure.

01:10:02What a Thanksgiving it would be for the Hardy Boys and Terry if they could win

01:10:06the tag team titles tonight.

01:10:07Yeah.

01:10:08Senton Bomb could do it.

01:10:10It'd be giving thanks all night long with Terry.

01:10:14Jeff Hardy with a Senton Bomb.

01:10:16Matt's trying to climb out of the cage and Road Dogg's gonna pull him back in.

01:10:19Or is he?

01:10:20And Jeff and Road Dogg exchanging.

01:10:22There he goes.

01:10:23Look at Matt now.

01:10:24Road Dogg.

01:10:25Matt's up on the top rope.

01:10:26If he gets down, we got new champions.

01:10:27Wait a minute.

01:10:28Matt Hardy could have gotten out of the cage, but what a maneuver.

01:10:32What an idiot.

01:10:33Knocking the Road Dogg down, but he also hit his own partner Jeff.

01:10:36Yeah, what an idiot.

01:10:37Matt Hardy from the top of the cage wiped out not only the Road Dogg,

01:10:43but his own brother Jeff.

01:10:45And the referee.

01:10:46Everybody's down.

01:10:47Referee Jimmy Corderas down as well.

01:10:51Tag team titles on the line inside a steel cage.

01:10:54You win by pinfall submission or escape out of the cage.

01:10:58Boy, this is what happens when you go to those high risk maneuvers.

01:11:01Uh-oh, watch this.

01:11:02Look out now.

01:11:03My.

01:11:04Jeff Hardy tossed out of the cage.

01:11:05The Hardy boys win.

01:11:06We have new champions, King.

01:11:07We have new champions.

01:11:08Billy Gump certainly didn't mean to do it.

01:11:11Tornado DDT.

01:11:12We have new champions.

01:11:13Jeff Hardy is out of the cage.

01:11:15But the referee's knocked down, and there's X-Pac.

01:11:17No.

01:11:18This can't be happening.

01:11:19The referee's out.

01:11:20Wait a minute.

01:11:21X-Pac throwing Jeff Hardy back in the cage.

01:11:23The Hardy boys should have won.

01:11:24The Hardy boys should be champions.

01:11:25Wait.

01:11:26The referee is just now getting to his feet.

01:11:27And Road Dogg trying to play out.

01:11:28Matt Hardy with a low blow from behind.

01:11:29The Hardy boys should have won this match.

01:11:30Jeff Hardy was tossed out of the cage, but he landed on the floor.

01:11:32Matt and Road Dogg exchanging blows in.

01:11:33Look out.

01:11:34Road Dogg from the top rope.

01:11:35And now, Matt Hardy gonna try to climb.

01:11:36Look at X-Pac again.

01:11:37The referee coming too now.

01:11:38But X-Pac, his damn weight.

01:11:39The Hardy boys should be champions.

01:11:40The Hardy boys should be champions.

01:11:41The referee is just now getting to his feet.

01:11:42And Road Dogg trying to climb out.

01:11:43Matt Hardy with a low blow from behind.

01:11:44The Hardy boys should have won this match.

01:11:45Jeff Hardy was tossed out of the cage, but he landed on the floor.

01:11:48Matt and Road Dogg exchanging blows in.

01:11:50Come here.

01:11:51Road Dogg from the top rope.

01:11:52And now, Matt Hardy gonna try to climb.

01:11:54Look at X-Pac again.

01:11:55He's up there again.

01:11:56The referee coming too now.

01:12:01X-Pac, his damage is done in this one.

01:12:03And here comes Mr. Ass, trying to make it out of the cage.

01:12:07He's gonna do it again.

01:12:08And he does.

01:12:09Darn it.

01:12:10What?

01:12:11The Hardy boys should be champs.

01:12:14And still, we're wrestling for the racing tag team champions,

01:12:19The New Age Outlaw.

01:12:23Looks like the Hardy boys forgot to count on the X Factor.

01:12:27Two weeks in a row.

01:12:28Jack King for the second straight week.

01:12:30X-Pac has saved the tag team titles for the Outlaws.

01:12:35Unbelievable.

01:12:37The New Age Outlaws portraying the tag team titles.

01:12:41What a Thanksgiving it's been here on SmackDown.

01:12:44And now, the WWF Slam of the Week, presented by DHQ's WWF WrestleMania 2000 for Nintendo 64.

01:12:53The most electrifying game in the history of sports entertainment.

01:12:57Oh, my God.

01:12:58What's he doing?

01:13:02He's going crazy.

01:13:03Has Vince McMahon lost his mind?

01:13:07Are you ready?

01:13:12Are you ready?

01:13:14Are you ready?

01:13:15Do you think you can tell us what to do?

01:13:18And see if you can tell us what to wear?

01:13:21You think that you're better?

01:13:26You better get ready.

01:13:30We are back on SmackDown as we prepare for what will be an emotional tag team match.

01:13:42Triple H and X-Pac to take on Shane McMahon and Taps.

01:13:47Think about how personal this rivalry has become between Triple H and

01:14:05Mitch McMahon.

01:14:06Not only are they gonna meet one-on-one December 12th at Armageddon,

01:14:10but think about the jelly and the humiliation of the owner at the hands of Triple H this past week on Raw.

01:14:16King, King, listen to this.

01:14:18I'm getting word now from the back that Vince McMahon has stuck into DX again.

01:14:23Vince McMahon has brought the homeless back into the building and he's feeding them Thanksgiving dinner.

01:14:29Well, good for Vince McMahon.

01:14:32The audacity of DX to kick the homeless out of the building in the first place

01:14:36because the homeless asked for silverware to eat their Thanksgiving dinner with.

01:14:41Let me just say that MechWarrior 3 presents WWF Armageddon.

01:14:45MechWarrior 3 for PC CD-ROM.

01:14:47Let the battle begin.

01:14:48WWF Armageddon will be live December 12th from the National Car Rental Center in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

01:14:54And now Florida.

01:14:55And the point.

01:14:57First, the goal owner of the World Watchmen Federation, Shane McMahon and Tess.

01:15:04And what an emotional rollercoaster week this is gonna be for Tess.

01:15:09He and Shane take on Triple H and X-Pac tonight.

01:15:12And here we go now.

01:15:13Shane and X-Pac, Triple H and Tess.

01:15:17Well, what's gonna be going through the mind of Tess?

01:15:19My.

01:15:20He's taking on Triple H and X-Pac tonight.

01:15:21And he's gonna take the walk down the aisle to marry Stephanie this Monday night.

01:15:26Monday night live on Raw, the wedding of the century, Tess and Stephanie.

01:15:30And look at Tess, look at the look in his eyes as he knocks Triple H outside the ring.

01:15:35Well, I'm gonna tell you something, the McMahon plan is fired up here tonight.

01:15:39Vince McMahon, folks, we saw him earlier on.

01:15:42Temporary restraining order, I should say a temporary order of protection's been issued.

01:15:48Vince cannot come within 50 feet of D-Generation X.

01:15:51And look at Shane, he wants X-Pac.

01:15:53X-Pac misses.

01:15:54Shane gets a little bit of Triple H, and X-Pac with a kick from behind.

01:15:57Wow, don't you know if Vince McMahon could come within 50 feet, he'd be right down here.

01:16:01He'd probably be in this ring right now.

01:16:03And there's the double team by DX.

01:16:05So much emotion for Shane McMahon as well, seeing the torment of his sister Stephanie,

01:16:10his soon-to-be brother-in-law tested the hands of DX.

01:16:13The torment that DX has put his father Vince McMahon through.

01:16:17And Triple H with it again, a right hand to Shane.

01:16:21This match ordered by Vince earlier on.

01:16:26Boy, look at this, now Shane is being choked by X-Pac.

01:16:31Triple H wisely distracting the referee, sending him over to Tess's corner as X-Pac works on Shane.

01:16:37Kick to the midsection.

01:16:38I still can't believe that Vince McMahon is actually gonna get in the ring and fight Triple H at Armageddon.

01:16:44December 12th, National Car Rental Center in Fort Lauderdale.

01:16:48Well, just think that everything that DX has put Vince through involving Stephanie and Tess and Shane.

01:16:54Oh!

01:16:55Knee to the face by Triple H, Shane's in trouble.

01:16:57And here comes X-Pac.

01:17:00X-Pac into the ring, DX working on a double team here.

01:17:05Again, a kick to the midsection of Shane.

01:17:08I'm gonna tell you, Shane needs to tag Tess if he gets an opportunity.

01:17:12Shane is so emotionally caught up in this whole situation.

01:17:16He just tends to forget that he's not the experienced wrestler that X-Pac and Triple H are.

01:17:21But I can't blame him, King, can you?

01:17:23Well, yeah, I know, but you know, sometimes cooler heads must prevail.

01:17:27Elbow to the chest by X-Pac.

01:17:29And X-Pac and Triple H in control here of Shane McMahon.

01:17:33Shane desperately trying to get to his soon-to-be brother-in-law, Tess.

01:17:38DX is capable of anything.

01:17:40We've seen that over the past couple of weeks.

01:17:43We're capable of not feeding homeless people.

01:17:45You gotta like that.

01:17:46And here's Tess into the ring.

01:17:47But Triple H again distracted the referee.

01:17:49And here's the double team now.

01:17:51Both X-Pac and Triple H hammering away on Shane McMahon.

01:17:54Shane has had so much taken out of him so far and out of the choke by Triple H.

01:17:59You know what?

01:18:00Maybe Shane is not tagging Tess because he knows that Tess knows he's been recently

01:18:04broken and don't want it all messed up for the wedding.

01:18:07Broken not once but twice.

01:18:09The big wedding coming up Monday night.

01:18:11You know they gotta do wedding pictures and all that sort of stuff.

01:18:14Live on Raw, Tess and Stephanie McMahon to be married.

01:18:18But the big- Tess's nose is spread all over his face.

01:18:21What would that look like in the photo album?

01:18:23But the concern right now, King, the more immediate concern here on SmackDown

01:18:26is the state of Shane McMahon as DX is dismantling him here in the ring.

01:18:31A lot of stuff to be concerned with here on Thanksgiving night.

01:18:34Oh, man!

01:18:35Great suplex by X-Pac.

01:18:37And there a right hand delivered to Tess in the corner.

01:18:39Concern with Mae Young and Moolah drunk behind me here.

01:18:42She can whack me with her cane at any moment.

01:18:45It was X-Pac who we just saw.

01:18:48Look at this.

01:18:49Man, X-Pac hit Triple H.

01:18:50Big mistake there!

01:18:51And Shane dropped out of the way.

01:18:52And now Shane trying to make it to the corner.

01:18:54And X-Pac again isolates Shane from his partner, Tess and a low blow.

01:18:58Shane with a low blow, and can he get the Tess now?

01:19:02Can Shane make the tag?

01:19:04X-Pac trying to get to Shane before Shane can get to the corner.

01:19:10Tess looking on.

01:19:11The Freshman, X-Pac going for Triple H.

01:19:14He's gonna make the tag.

01:19:15Got him!

01:19:16The tag to Triple H.

01:19:17And here comes Tess.

01:19:18And Tess is in now.

01:19:20A right hand to Triple H.

01:19:22The game's in trouble.

01:19:23X-Pac off the ropes now.

01:19:26Catches a boot to the face.

01:19:28Triple H going for the ride.

01:19:30Sidewalk slam.

01:19:31Boy, I'll tell you, Tess is making his future father-in-law proud.

01:19:34This is just what Vince had in mind.

01:19:36That's not.

01:19:40Triple H with a clothesline.

01:19:42That's right.

01:19:43That's why Triple H is the game.

01:19:44Misses that time with the right hand chest.

01:19:46Big boot to the midsection.

01:19:48Setting him up here.

01:19:49What?

01:19:50Slam time came.

01:19:51No way.

01:19:52He got it.

01:19:53Hooks the leg.

01:19:54It could be it.

01:19:55There's one, two.

01:19:56And X-Pac breaks up the count.

01:19:58And X-Pac has been a savior.

01:20:01Shane with a spear.

01:20:02Shane with a spear.

01:20:03X-Pac out of the ring.

01:20:06Could have broken X-Pac's ribs.

01:20:07And X-Pac carrying away now on Shane McMahon.

01:20:10And Tess now.

01:20:13What's Tess gonna do?

01:20:14Wait a minute.

01:20:15Wait a minute.

01:20:16The Outlaws.

01:20:17The Outlaws are out here.

01:20:18Tess on the top rope.

01:20:19And Mr. Ass makes him pay.

01:20:21DX comes at you from all sides.

01:20:25X-Pac into the ring now.

01:20:29Look out.

01:20:30X-Factor on Tess.

01:20:31There goes that nose.

01:20:32X-Factor on Tess.

01:20:33Tess's nose is smashed again, I guarantee you.

01:20:35Triple A chokes the leg.

01:20:37Folks, this one's over.

01:20:38Got it.

01:20:39So is Tess's nose.

01:20:40It's all over, Shane.

01:20:41Exactly.

01:20:42Here are your winners, X-Pac and Triple H.

01:20:47What a match.

01:20:48The New Age Outlaws come swarming to the ring.

01:20:51And wait a minute.

01:20:53DX isn't through yet.

01:20:54What?

01:20:55Look at Triple A's hammering away on Shane.

01:20:58I don't think DX is gonna be invited to the wedding next Monday, but I don't think they'll care.

01:21:05Man, Triple H clocking the referee.

01:21:08And D-Generation X.

01:21:11Uh-oh.

01:21:12No.

01:21:13Look out, Shane.

01:21:14Wow.

01:21:15Triple H with that low blow to Shane, and look at D-Generation X.

01:21:20That was the DX version of birth control right there.

01:21:22Total humiliation of Shane McMahon now.

01:21:24Trying to make sure there are no future McMahons.

01:21:30No.

01:21:31Here it is.

01:21:32Bronco Buster to Shane.

01:21:33How humiliating.

01:21:34I mean the big one too.

01:21:35On Thanksgiving night and all.

01:21:37This is a four on two.

01:21:39Right now it's a four on one with Shane Test is outside the ring.

01:21:43It's been a great night.

01:21:44They grab each one of his legs and Turkey can make a wish.

01:21:50Hey, wait a minute.

01:21:51Well, there's Vince.

01:21:52King, he's gotta stay 50 feet away from DX.

01:21:55He cannot get within 50 feet or DX or he's going back to jail.

01:21:59Vince has gotta watch his son get pulverized by DX and King.

01:22:06He can't do a damn thing about it.

01:22:08He's going back to jail if he approaches that ring.

01:22:11Look at DX.

01:22:15No.

01:22:16No.

01:22:17The pedigree.

01:22:19My, imagine what Vince is going through now seeing his son being pulverized.

01:22:23It's like watching your son being executed right out there and

01:22:26not being able to lift a finger to help.

01:22:28Stop this thing.

01:22:30I tell you this is not the Thanksgiving that the McMahon family had in mind.

01:22:35Where's Vince going, King?

01:22:36Where's Vince going?

01:22:37I don't know, I'm just watching Triple H pummel Shane.

01:22:40Vince was on the stage and he left and DX continues this all out assault on Shane.

01:22:44There's nothing he can do, he can't come in.

01:22:45Wait a minute.

01:22:46Look out, look out.

01:22:47The Hardy, it's the Hardy.

01:22:48What are you doing out here?

01:22:49Look at this.

01:22:50Look at this.

01:22:51Now the force to settle with DX.

01:22:54Matt Hardy, Edge and Christian, Crash Holland, Hardcore.

01:22:58It's Kane, it's Kane.

01:23:00And here's Prince Albert.

01:23:06Prince Albert now.

01:23:08As Vince looks on, it's an all-in assault on DX.

01:23:12Look at Vince McMahon, he's opened the floodgates.

01:23:14Now Venus, D'Lo Brown.

01:23:17What a Vince.

01:23:18DX is getting theirs.

01:23:21McMahon is doing this, he's sending all these guys in on top of DX.

01:23:25McMahon can't get within 50 feet of DX while the other superstars can't.

01:23:30I'll bet Vince even off the doors to the homeless.

01:23:33What a Thanksgiving.

01:23:34The posse are out there.

01:23:36What is going on?

01:23:37The fans are standing, it's chaotic on Thanksgiving 18.

01:23:43The Pilgrims will be rolling over in their graves.

01:23:47This is great.

01:23:48What a SmackDown.

01:23:50Everybody's fighting.

01:23:51Bradshaw going after the Road Dog.

01:23:54The athletes trying to.

01:23:55Hey, wait a minute.

01:23:56Wait a minute.

01:23:57Let's Farouk go.

01:23:58Wait.

01:23:59Farouk is high, high.

01:24:01Wait, there's my turkey.

01:24:03Farouk took a bite out of it.

01:24:05Trumstick and then hit grass with it.

01:24:07What the heck is going on here?

01:24:08What the heck is going on here?

01:24:09Can't run for cover.

01:24:10It's a food fight.

01:24:12Man, a food fight on SmackDown.

01:24:15A food fight on stuffed potatoes going.

01:24:18My God.

01:24:19Wait a minute.

01:24:20That's my dinner.

01:24:21Food fight.

01:24:22That's my feast.

01:24:23What are you in?

01:24:24This is, man.

01:24:25This is great.

01:24:26A Thanksgiving game.

01:24:30Holy cow.

01:24:32No.

01:24:33And Vince McMahon looking out.

01:24:35Wait a minute.

01:24:36There is food everywhere.

01:24:39That's terrific.

01:24:40This is a bloody mess.

01:24:42I love it.

01:24:43Turkeys, potatoes.

01:24:45Yes.

01:24:46Man, man.

01:24:48Calm down now.

01:24:51Hey, look at this.

01:24:52Look at McMahon and Triple H face to face.

01:24:55Vince McMahon and Triple H face to face.

01:24:58I love it.

01:25:00I'm gonna tell you something.

01:25:01This is without a doubt.

01:25:05The greatest Thanksgiving I have ever seen in my life.

01:25:08No.

01:25:10You idiot.

01:25:15King, happy Thanksgiving from SmackDown.

01:25:20I think you idiot.

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