00:00RUNNING AROUND, ACTING THE FOOLS LIKE USUAL, Y'ALL STANDIN' THERE STOIC.
00:09Hey, man, just feel this massage, man. Just feel every piece of this right here. You need it, man.
00:15Hey, man, you dogs, man. Y'ALL ARE LABELLED MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
00:19There's a lot of pressure, man. You gotta live up to that.
00:22But all you wanna do is just be free, run around chasing stuff, mouth open for no reason, barking randomly.
00:29I don't know why y'all be barking, but you do.
00:30That's all you want.
00:32You know, they got you out in these dumb sweaters, taking family pictures.
00:35You didn't ask me any of this.
00:37You didn't ask me.
00:37We don't need clothes.
00:39Our fur is our clothes.
00:40I don't know why they try to put sweaters on you, man.
00:42That's why you need this massage, man.
00:44Get in on this, man.
00:45You give so much, but you get so little, man.
00:48Get in on me.
00:49Wake your ass up, Taz.
00:50Wake your ass up, Taz.
00:51Don't be pulling that falling asleep last on me, Taz.
00:54The food portion of my dish is empty, Taz.
00:57I'm about to go scratch the homies.
00:58Norman, you got to get this network.
01:00Some people call it networking.
01:01I call it networking.
01:03He would say fight like cats and dogs.
01:05I'd say massage like cats and dogs.
01:08You feel me?
01:08Now, Roman, if you make one false move, I'm slapping the cat little turtles out your butt crack.
01:14Don't even move, man.
01:15I told you I wanted to move, playboy.
01:17Douglas, man.
01:18Just let me get five minutes to sleep, man.
01:20Douglas, stop.
01:22Just kiss your ass up.
01:23Yeah, let me get some sleep.
01:24I just like to start.
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