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00:00:00Once I loved
00:00:24And I gave so much love to this love
00:00:27It was the world to me
00:00:31Once I cried
00:00:37At the thought I was foolish and proud
00:00:41And let you say goodbye
00:00:45Then one day
00:00:51From my infinite sadness you came
00:00:55And love it all again
00:00:59Now, now I know
00:01:05That no matter whatever befalls
00:01:09I'll never let you go
00:01:13I'll hold you close
00:01:15Night and day
00:01:19Because love is the saddest thing
00:01:23When it goes away
00:01:25You know goldfish have only a three-second memory
00:01:29That means if it takes three seconds to swim around the bowl
00:01:33Everything is new
00:01:35Each time two goldfish meet
00:01:37It's like it's the first time
00:01:39It's just like humans really
00:01:41Each time we fall in love
00:01:43It's as if we're doing it for the first time
00:01:45Some kind of chemical reaction kicks in
00:01:47And wipes out all the memories
00:01:49Of how painful the last heartbreak was
00:01:51And we think
00:01:53Wow, this is great
00:01:55This is new
00:01:57This is different
00:01:59Forgetting the pain of childbirth
00:02:01Lovely
00:02:02So we never change
00:02:03Or learn
00:02:04Or grow
00:02:05We simply go round and round
00:02:06Repeating the same mistakes
00:02:07Until we die
00:02:08But what's the point?
00:02:10Love
00:02:11What is love?
00:02:13I brought you a present
00:02:15Hmm
00:02:16It's not
00:02:17Rilke's poems?
00:02:19Yes
00:02:20In German?
00:02:23Yes
00:02:24With facing translation
00:02:26Thanks
00:02:27Here
00:02:28Give it page 23
00:02:29Again and again
00:02:31Again and again
00:02:32Even knowing the landscape of love
00:02:35And the little church out there with its sorrowy names
00:02:38And the hauntingly silent abyss into which the others descend
00:02:42No, I think more something like, um
00:02:47Champion
00:02:48No, suppose
00:02:51Cuckoo
00:02:54Holy mother of God
00:02:55I'm so sorry
00:02:56I'm sorry
00:02:57Dip
00:03:02Yep, look, you're fine
00:03:04Sorry
00:03:08Difficult
00:03:12Surprise, surprise, it's raining on St. Patrick's Den
00:03:24Ah
00:03:30That looks quite interesting
00:03:32Hi, I'm Angie Power from the 9 o'clock news
00:03:34Yeah, I recognise you
00:03:35I was wondering if you'd like to come over and, uh, and tell us what this is all about
00:03:40Sure
00:03:42Um, so why are you here?
00:03:44Well, there's ample evidence to support the fact that Patrick was North African
00:03:48And that many of his beliefs reflected the teachings of ancient Egyptian religion
00:03:53The Catholic Church, of course, has simply used Patrick as propaganda to squelch out the indigenous religions of the day
00:04:03That's very interesting
00:04:04Yeah, they did the same thing to Jesus
00:04:06Right
00:04:07I'd love to hear more about this
00:04:09Maybe you could give me a ring sometime
00:04:14Oh
00:04:16Okay
00:04:18Sure
00:04:30She's the new semiotics professor
00:04:33She's nice, isn't she?
00:04:34Not my type
00:04:37What, over 30?
00:04:39Yeah
00:04:41You're gonna have to watch yourself with these young ones
00:04:45Why?
00:04:48Apparently one of your, um, recent conquests went off and cried to mommy and they filed a report
00:04:54That's ridiculous
00:04:57Getting your heart broken is as much a part of first love as moonlight and roses
00:05:01God save us from Irish mammies
00:05:04Well, you might choose to believe that, but the dean
00:05:06Look, I love these girls, each and every one of them
00:05:10And my actions are dictated only by love
00:05:13I provide them with a safe place to blossom and when they want to, they can move on
00:05:16That's very noble
00:05:17I like to think so
00:05:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:05:48we walk out together under the ancient trees
00:05:51lie down again and again amongst the flowers
00:05:54face to face with the heavens
00:05:59all right I'll breathe again
00:06:06and be sure to read the sorrows of young bird
00:06:08for the next week
00:06:18you want to see me
00:06:19ah yes
00:06:22that was a brilliant essay
00:06:25oh really insightful
00:06:27oh thanks
00:06:28I especially liked your view on the notion of half in love that Keats talks about
00:06:31because of course you've hit on his very weakness
00:06:34and being half in love is like being half pregnant isn't it
00:06:37yes that's what I think
00:06:39I mean you either are in love
00:06:42or you aren't
00:06:44yes
00:06:45are you walking out
00:06:52yes
00:06:53of course
00:06:55there's a difference between love and attraction
00:06:59oh yes of course
00:07:01even though attraction sometimes feels like love
00:07:03it's a funny old business isn't it
00:07:06sometimes
00:07:08for your sake
00:07:10I don't
00:07:11I just know I do sometimes
00:07:13anyway it's not important
00:07:15I don't care
00:07:16I don't care
00:07:17I don't care
00:07:22it's not a different
00:07:23It'd be nice
00:07:24can imagine though
00:07:25it's alright
00:07:29come to hell
00:07:30ok
00:07:31cool
00:07:32you speak to her
00:07:34a bit
00:07:35ah yes you see I thought you understood that goes to the quote
00:07:37is that a test?
00:07:38no no no no just an in joke
00:07:40an intimate joke
00:07:42It's an intimate joke.
00:07:56Hiya. Hand delivery to the signatory only.
00:07:58Sorry, could you hold on? I'll call you back.
00:08:00That's... You see, it starts with a toothbrush,
00:08:04and the next thing we're fighting over the laundry.
00:08:06Now, if you want true love and commitment, get a puppy.
00:08:12Oh, for fuck's sake!
00:08:24I'd ask you about my flatmate sleeps during the day.
00:08:27He's a security guard.
00:08:29Ah, thank you, anyway.
00:08:30Oh, Isolde, could you do me a little favour?
00:08:33Sure.
00:08:34Could you, um, whisper to me in German?
00:08:37Whisper to me?
00:08:39Yeah.
00:08:40I just adore whispered German.
00:08:43Could you?
00:08:45Oh, what should I say?
00:08:46Oh, anything.
00:08:48Just tell me something you like.
00:08:52Please?
00:08:53Hello, hi. Is that Redburn?
00:09:05Yeah.
00:09:06Hi, this is, um, Bozo.
00:09:07You locked your bike to mine.
00:09:08It's easy knowing you don't make a fucking living on a bike.
00:09:10Well, I get off work at six, so...
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12I'll see you then.
00:09:13At the bike.
00:09:14Okay, all right.
00:09:15I'll see you then.
00:09:16Okay, bye.
00:09:17Okay, all right.
00:09:18I'll see you then.
00:09:19Okay, bye.
00:09:20Fucking idiot.
00:09:21Fucking idiot.
00:09:22Tara!
00:09:23Tara!
00:09:24Oh, my God!
00:09:25What was I thinking of?
00:09:26I completely forgot.
00:09:27How long have you been here?
00:09:28I am so sorry.
00:09:29Come in, come in.
00:09:30Come in.
00:09:31Come in.
00:09:32Come in.
00:09:33So, why did you say you were late?
00:09:34Oh, I had to have a little chat with one of the students.
00:09:35Which student?
00:09:36You wouldn't know her.
00:09:37What's her name?
00:09:38Isold.
00:09:39Lovely.
00:09:40So...
00:09:41Good kisser?
00:09:42What are you talking about?
00:09:43What are you talking about?
00:09:45Isold.
00:09:46I am so sorry.
00:09:47What's her name?
00:09:48Isold.
00:09:49Lovely.
00:09:50So...
00:09:51Good kisser?
00:09:52What are you talking about?
00:09:53What are you talking about?
00:09:54Oh, my God.
00:09:55How long have you been here?
00:09:56I'm so sorry.
00:09:57I'm so sorry.
00:09:58Come in.
00:09:59Come in.
00:10:00Come in.
00:10:01Come in.
00:10:02So, why did you say you're really late?
00:10:03Oh, I had to have a little chat with one of the students.
00:10:05Which student?
00:10:06You wouldn't know her.
00:10:07What's her name?
00:10:08Isold.
00:10:09What are you talking about?
00:10:10You're a crap liar.
00:10:11I saw you, Tom.
00:10:13And, you know, I don't even care about you being with other women
00:10:16or lying about it, but you're pathetic.
00:10:19And one day soon, you're going to end up a sad, lonely old man
00:10:22with a guilty conscience.
00:10:24Goodbye.
00:10:39You again?
00:10:43Have you got something against me?
00:10:44I'm so sorry, I'm at you.
00:10:45I can't believe it's...
00:10:46I don't know, like, an idiot.
00:10:48You're all right.
00:10:49Would you mind unlocking it now, though?
00:10:52Oh, Jesus, yeah, of course.
00:10:53Sorry.
00:10:58Listen, thanks.
00:10:59Listen, um, I want to give you something for the wages that you lost.
00:11:03Oh, don't be silly.
00:11:05You just buy me a drink sometime.
00:11:08Yeah, all right.
00:11:09Great.
00:11:10See you.
00:11:11See you.
00:11:26Hello, Angie.
00:11:27It's Clara.
00:11:29Hello, Clara.
00:11:32No, of course I remember you.
00:11:33Yes, yes.
00:11:37I'd love to.
00:11:37Uh, what about, um, Thursday night?
00:11:40Perfect.
00:11:41Do you know, um, Miss Julie's?
00:11:43Harkhurst Street.
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:44Seven o'clock?
00:11:46Perfect.
00:11:46Fantastic.
00:11:47That's, um, I'll see you then.
00:11:48Okay, bye.
00:11:50Yes!
00:11:50Yes!
00:11:50Yes!
00:11:51Hey!
00:12:10Oh, my God.
00:12:17I'm so sorry, my lady. I've got a hell of a work.
00:12:24No problem. How are you doing?
00:12:25I'm good, I'm good. How are you?
00:12:26I'm great.
00:12:27Would you like a drink?
00:12:28I'd love one.
00:12:29Excellent.
00:12:30Love.
00:12:31I mean, what is love?
00:12:33By the way, I brought you to something.
00:12:36Oh, thank you.
00:12:39Oh, wow!
00:12:41Wilkes-Powens.
00:12:44In the original German.
00:12:45Yes, with facing translation.
00:12:48I was hoping you might whisper one to me later.
00:12:53Why don't you look at page 23?
00:12:55Again and again.
00:12:58Again and again.
00:13:01Even knowing that.
00:13:01You know, the usual.
00:13:03Got my heart broken in 17 places, but, uh...
00:13:06Well, I learned a lot.
00:13:09And you?
00:13:10Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:12Um, not really.
00:13:14A girlfriend?
00:13:16No.
00:13:17Sorry.
00:13:17I just...
00:13:18You know, I didn't want to presume that you're straight.
00:13:22I mean, if you're not, it doesn't matter.
00:13:24Are you?
00:13:25Um, I don't know.
00:13:28Well, my best friend and I used to practice kissing on each other when we were 13,
00:13:32but, um, that doesn't really count, does it?
00:13:36Well, it depends.
00:13:38Did you enjoy it?
00:13:39I suppose.
00:13:41Um, Jesus.
00:13:44I hadn't thought about this until now, but, uh, I suppose we did it more than once, so, um...
00:13:52Would you like another drink?
00:13:56Oh, yes, please.
00:13:57Yes, please.
00:14:28Si você insiste em classificar
00:14:33Meu comportamento de anti-musical
00:14:41E meus momentos não devo argumentar
00:14:48Que se passa em novo
00:14:51Que se é moito natural
00:14:58Você sabe que nunca se lembrou com uma mulher?
00:15:05Eu acho que eu sou só um natural
00:15:09Rosi?
00:15:13Coo cooo
00:15:15Hello
00:15:18Nesse niggas
00:15:21Do you like that?
00:15:24Sure, um, other than you?
00:15:28I got them for you
00:15:29Thanks, but I don't think they'd suit me
00:15:32You know what I mean
00:15:34Do you want a beer?
00:15:58Oh my God, he can't be more than 12
00:15:59Mind if you're old
00:16:01So do I
00:16:03I had a great time
00:16:18Me too
00:16:18See you tonight
00:16:19Can't wait
00:16:20Good morning, Eddie
00:16:35Morning
00:16:36You are a divine creature
00:16:46No, no, no, seriously
00:16:48Seriously
00:16:48I love everything about you
00:16:53I love the way you talk
00:16:56The way you move
00:16:58The way that lock of hair
00:17:02Falls down over your eye
00:17:03I'm crazy about you, Isolt
00:17:08I love your name
00:17:10I love you
00:17:15I thought we were just gonna have some fun
00:17:20But we are having fun
00:17:23Aren't we?
00:17:29Let's just keep it light, okay?
00:17:32I mean, I just got out of it
00:17:34Heavy relationship
00:17:34I don't want to get back into one
00:17:36Of course, of course
00:17:38Sorry
00:17:40Don't be sorry
00:17:42Well, I'll go get dressed
00:17:44Right
00:17:46So what's today's disaster then?
00:17:58Sheila Devine
00:17:59You know, the wife of that diddy
00:18:01Oh, your man that had the affair
00:18:02With the woman from the newspaper?
00:18:04Only for 17 years
00:18:06Jesus
00:18:07Mrs. Devine
00:18:09How could you not know
00:18:10That she was deceiving you?
00:18:11Who?
00:18:12Sorry?
00:18:13Who was deceiving me?
00:18:14Your husband
00:18:15Oh, no, no
00:18:17No, I had no idea
00:18:19No idea
00:18:20Did you never suspect that she was lying to you?
00:18:22Sorry, who?
00:18:23Your husband
00:18:24It sounded like you said she
00:18:26She?
00:18:27Yes, she was lying to you
00:18:29Who?
00:18:30That's what I mean
00:18:44Hi
00:18:49Hello
00:18:50A little light reading?
00:18:53Research
00:18:53Sure
00:18:55What are you working on?
00:18:56You don't want to know
00:18:58No, really?
00:18:59Oh, it's just paper on quantum physics and stone age architecture
00:19:04You know, spirals and algorithms and all that
00:19:07Ah
00:19:08You doing research?
00:19:13Yes, yes
00:19:14I'm, uh, I'm, uh, there's, uh, this paper, it's sort of, um
00:19:19Ready to go?
00:19:20Yeah, yeah
00:19:21See you
00:19:22See you
00:19:23Bye
00:19:23Bye
00:19:24Oh, look
00:19:28Don't you ever want kids?
00:19:29Jesus Christ, I'm 22, give us a chance
00:19:31Oh, stop it, would you just sit down here, right?
00:19:33Sorry
00:19:34Oh, yeah, box of matches, please
00:19:48Box of matches?
00:19:49Bozo?
00:19:50How's it going?
00:19:52Hi, uh, um, red
00:19:54Yeah
00:19:55Listen, drinks all around
00:19:57Well, here and here anyway
00:19:59Well, here and here anyway
00:20:01What are you having?
00:20:02Um, well, I, I, I have to, um
00:20:06I owe you a drink, so
00:20:07That's true, you do
00:20:09We'll have a tequila, thanks
00:20:10I have tequila and I'll have a pint, please
00:20:13Oh, great
00:20:14I'm just in the mood to have a beer spilled to me
00:20:18Oh, when the saints go on the piss
00:20:21Oh, when the saints go on the piss
00:20:25I wanna be absolutely pissed
00:20:27I wanna be absolutely pissed
00:20:28I wanna be absolutely pissed
00:20:29Oh, when the saints go on the piss
00:20:31Don't lie on the piss
00:20:32Oh, when the saints-
00:20:33Shh!
00:20:34Shh!
00:20:35This is it
00:20:38Right
00:20:39No, I'd ask you what, but, er
00:20:41Girlfriend
00:20:42Yeah
00:20:43Yeah
00:20:50Come back to my place
00:20:51I can't
00:20:52Why not?
00:20:53I have a girlfriend and
00:20:54Yeah, so you keep saying
00:20:56I'm not gay
00:20:58Of course you're not
00:21:04I think I love you
00:21:06I'm sorry
00:21:17Should I not have said that?
00:21:25I don't like using words like love
00:21:27Why not?
00:21:29I love you really means do you love me
00:21:33And I own you
00:21:35And
00:21:36All that crap
00:21:37That's not true
00:21:39You know, I
00:21:41I
00:21:42I don't expect you to love me back
00:21:44It'd be nice
00:21:46But
00:21:52I really like you, Andy
00:21:58Well, I really like you too
00:22:03Where are you going?
00:22:09To the loo
00:22:11Oh
00:22:13Sorry
00:22:33I'd love us to spend some, some real time together
00:22:45I'm seeing someone else, you know
00:22:48Oh, yeah?
00:22:49Yeah
00:22:50A woman
00:22:53Cool
00:22:54You don't have a problem with that?
00:22:55Why should I have a problem if you're bisexual?
00:22:57Who said anything about bisexual?
00:22:59Maybe I've turned lesbian
00:23:04Have you?
00:23:05Would you have a problem with that?
00:23:06No way, babe
00:23:08I believe in freedom in every possible way
00:23:11You're beautiful
00:23:12Of course everyone's gonna want you
00:23:13I can appreciate that
00:23:14So you'd be cool about me seeing her
00:23:16And you
00:23:17At the same time?
00:23:18Yeah
00:23:20Sure, babe
00:23:21Why should we be limited to some antiquated bourgeois concept of monogamy?
00:23:24If you're attracted to someone
00:23:26There's a reason for it
00:23:27And you owe it to yourself
00:23:28To find out what that reason is
00:23:29Everyone in our lives is sent to us
00:23:30To teach us something
00:23:31It's part of our karma from our past lives
00:23:33So if the gods see fit to send you someone
00:23:35Who are you to question their judgement?
00:23:37You just have to say yes to life
00:23:39Yes to love
00:23:40Yes to pleasure
00:23:41You just have to say yes, yes, yes
00:23:42Let me smell it
00:23:43Let me taste it
00:23:44Let me feel it
00:23:45I might die tomorrow
00:23:46Give it all to me now
00:23:47Do you know what I mean?
00:23:48Yes
00:23:49Hi, it's Isolde
00:23:50Leave a message and I'll call you back
00:23:55Just mine and Kleine Isolde
00:23:57Yeah, it's me again
00:23:58Look, I'm sorry to leave so many messages
00:24:00It's just
00:24:01Look, I was worried about you, okay?
00:24:03I hope you're all right
00:24:04Well, you're left without a note or anything
00:24:06So, listen, give us a ring sometime
00:24:09And I'm sorry to be rambling on
00:24:13I'm at home and I'd love to see you, okay?
00:24:16Bye
00:24:17Bye
00:24:18What?
00:24:21You're a terrible man
00:24:26Sorry, I have to go
00:24:35Hi, it's Clara
00:24:36Hi, Clara
00:24:37Yeah, Tom here
00:24:38Just wanted to see how you are
00:24:44I wanna go dancing
00:24:47We can dance right here
00:24:52Okay, so you wanna go out dancing?
00:24:56You never get bored just hanging around
00:24:58You wanna go dancing?
00:24:59I wanna go dancing
00:25:00Okay
00:25:02So let's go dancing
00:25:03Good
00:25:04Fine
00:25:09You know, Rosie
00:25:10You don't get a medal for the amount of time you're sticking with the fella
00:25:13I know
00:25:14I know
00:25:15I mean, every second you're unhappy is a waste of time
00:25:18And that's a sin
00:25:20God, look, let's get another drink
00:25:21Okay, now you're talking
00:25:22Hello, lovely ladies
00:25:24How would you like a little libation?
00:25:26I'll go for a glass of champagne
00:25:28Wouldn't you, Rosie?
00:25:29Yeah
00:25:30Yeah, we'll have two cour royales, mister
00:25:32A royal nectar
00:25:33A royal nectar for a royal highness
00:25:36Christ, Helen, we'll be lumbered with him all night
00:25:38And we'll catch a drink often
00:25:45Give me two cour royales for those two wagons in the window
00:25:47One of those two wagons is my girlfriend
00:25:51Ah, well
00:25:52My condolences, you can buy her the drinks, son
00:25:55Hang on
00:25:58What's this?
00:26:00Guess you'll just have to spend the night with me with no men
00:26:02Gee, you beggar
00:26:04Sorry about the phone, it must have got cut off
00:26:07What are you doing here?
00:26:08What time do you finish?
00:26:09I can't, my girlfriend is here
00:26:12Here?
00:26:13Where?
00:26:14Which one is she?
00:26:15She's over there
00:26:18Lovely
00:26:19I wouldn't thought you'd be the dolly board type
00:26:21Or the other one
00:26:26You know, you could do better
00:26:27Do you want to order something?
00:26:29Yeah, I'll have a beer, thanks
00:26:31What time do you say you finish?
00:26:33Love you, my love you, my love you, my love you, my love you, my love you, my love you, my love you
00:26:38Huh? How did it look?
00:26:39I look fucking dreadful
00:26:41How come?
00:26:42I mean, you look great and go down
00:26:43How's it going?
00:26:44Oh, Konzo, how are you doing?
00:26:46Konzo, this is Angie
00:26:47Oh, hi, Angie
00:26:48Cool
00:26:49Clare has told me a lot about you
00:26:50Oh, really?
00:26:51Yeah, she's some chick, what?
00:26:55What?
00:26:56Konzo, I don't mean to be rude or anything
00:26:58But we're kind of in the middle of something
00:27:00So do you mind leaving us there?
00:27:01Sure babe, I get you. Lovely to meet you. I'll see you again.
00:27:10Who is that?
00:27:11It's the guy from college.
00:27:12You told him a lot about me?
00:27:14No.
00:27:15How?
00:27:16He's just being obnoxious.
00:27:18Now that's a word alright, arrogant little prick.
00:27:20I love this song. Dance with me.
00:27:31I love you.
00:27:37I treated you unkindly.
00:27:44I treated you unkindly.
00:27:48I love you.
00:27:49I love you.
00:27:52I love you.
00:27:56I love you.
00:27:58I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
00:28:12Abby, where are you going?
00:28:13I'm leaving.
00:28:14Can I come in?
00:28:15You can do what you like.
00:28:16Well, I'll just get my stuff.
00:28:17What, you mean, say goodnight to him?
00:28:18No!
00:28:19I'll be outside.
00:28:25Hi.
00:28:26It'll be a minute, my friend's just coming.
00:28:27Oh, well, now it's a busy old night.
00:28:29Look, turn on the meter if you like.
00:28:31She'll be right here.
00:28:32Yeah, she better be.
00:28:33Because if that's one thing I fucking hate, it's wait.
00:28:39Hey, are you your one off the telly?
00:28:42Listen, why don't you guys go ahead?
00:28:44I'll catch up with you.
00:28:45Ah, no, shall we wait?
00:28:46There's only another ten minutes.
00:28:47The boss says I have to work late.
00:28:49But you're closing.
00:28:50What does he want you to do?
00:28:52There's a big clean-up in the storeroom tonight.
00:28:55Poor thing.
00:28:56Aw, look.
00:28:57I'm not that pushed about going out anyway.
00:28:59I mean, I don't mind waiting.
00:29:01Do you, Helen?
00:29:02No?
00:29:03Sure, we can get pissed as easily here is in there, Ben.
00:29:05Yeah, but this place is crap!
00:29:09David, are you all right?
00:29:10Of course I'm all right.
00:29:12Just sweating.
00:29:13Fine, I'm fine.
00:29:14Time of the month.
00:29:15He's having a hot flush.
00:29:17I dug in.
00:29:18Not tonight.
00:29:19Well, how about Taurus tonight, then?
00:29:28Yeah, okay.
00:29:31See you later.
00:29:32Polo.
00:29:33He's nice.
00:29:36Are you coming to my place?
00:29:37Am I allowed?
00:29:38If you want.
00:29:39What's wrong, Angie?
00:29:40I don't enjoy being made a fool of.
00:29:41What do you mean?
00:29:42I mean your friend.
00:29:43Conzo.
00:29:44Whatever.
00:29:45What about him?
00:29:46Is there something going on between you two?
00:29:47Not really.
00:29:48Not really.
00:29:49Not really.
00:29:50Christ.
00:29:51What?
00:29:52I don't see what the problem is.
00:29:53You and I didn't swear to be monogamous.
00:29:55That's a separate issue.
00:29:56I don't enjoy being humiliated.
00:29:58You are not.
00:29:59You are jealous.
00:30:01Jesus.
00:30:02I haven't even got to jealous.
00:30:04I haven't even got to jealous of.
00:30:05You can go see your friends.
00:30:06I have to be moaning from your friends.
00:30:07Are you coming to my place?
00:30:08Am I allowed?
00:30:09If you want.
00:30:10If you want?
00:30:11No.
00:30:12If you want.
00:30:13What do you want?
00:30:14If you want?
00:30:15You are jealous.
00:30:16Jesus, I haven't even got to jealous yet.
00:30:18I'm still trying to get to the basic truth.
00:30:22Are you seeing him as well as me?
00:30:23Maybe.
00:30:24Would you mind if I did?
00:30:28Honestly, yes, I would.
00:30:29Why?
00:30:31There's no competition.
00:30:32Oh, I'm sure it's a very enlightened idea, Clara,
00:30:34but my stomach just turns at the thought of it.
00:30:36I'm only expressing my bisexuality.
00:30:41Do you really want to lock me into a monogamous relationship?
00:30:43I don't want to lock you into anything.
00:30:45If you're unfulfilled by being with me, then you shouldn't be with me.
00:30:50Then maybe I shouldn't be with you.
00:30:55Is that what you want?
00:30:57Angie, I can't change the way I am.
00:31:02I wouldn't want you to.
00:31:04Angie, I do love you.
00:31:10I thought you said that word was forbidden.
00:31:12Nothing is forbidden.
00:31:14That's my point.
00:31:19Oh, Clara.
00:31:21I'm sorry.
00:31:24I'm sorry, too.
00:31:33Do you want a lift, Pep?
00:31:34I've been reading, I've just been thinking...
00:31:41Tom!
00:31:42What are you doing here?
00:31:43I don't know.
00:31:44He did a scepter, little Ferris.
00:31:45Take it easy, Tom.
00:31:46I've just been thinking, Tom.
00:31:51Hi, Tom. What are you doing here?
00:31:53You're the deceptive little ferris. Take it easy, Tom.
00:31:56He's twisted out of his head. You miserable little...
00:31:58What's wrong? Why him?
00:32:00Tom, if I were to have to drink after class, it's none of your business.
00:32:03Oh, so that's it. What we had meant nothing to you.
00:32:05You are a cruel woman. Come on, Tom. Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
00:32:08Jesus, Tom!
00:32:10Ow!
00:32:11Oh, my God!
00:32:13Come on. Come on, you cowards. Come on, I'll take on the two of you.
00:32:18What, are you afraid? Come on. Come on, you big girl's blows. Come on!
00:32:23I'm so biased.
00:32:24Yeah.
00:32:26I'm so biased.
00:32:28Yeah.
00:32:43Angie, what's wrong?
00:32:54It's Butch.
00:32:56We'll be right over.
00:33:00I'm sorry.
00:33:03Oh, you poor king.
00:33:06Do you want me to, uh...
00:33:13..surround me down...
00:33:16And all...
00:33:21..I've got...
00:33:27I just don't want Femme to be lonely.
00:33:46She must be so upset.
00:33:48She'll be okay.
00:33:50Look, tomorrow morning we'll go to the pet shop, yeah?
00:33:54No, can you hear me now?
00:33:57Are you out tonight, with Clara, and how's it going?
00:34:08It's over.
00:34:11Why? What happened?
00:34:14She's seeing this stupid guy as well as me.
00:34:19She said she's bisexual.
00:34:22More than everybody else.
00:34:24Don't you start.
00:34:26Well, ten percent of people are gay, ten percent are straight, and everybody else is bi. That's my tea.
00:34:33Well, I'm sick of berries.
00:34:35Do you want some tequila?
00:34:37Oh, sure.
00:34:38I don't know.
00:34:45Hi, Clara.
00:34:46Yeah, Tom here.
00:34:47Listen, just wanted to see you.
00:34:50I'm through with women.
00:34:55Men aren't any easier.
00:34:56Women are so complicated.
00:34:58Yeah, and men are so fucking simple.
00:35:01Imagine two women having PMT at the same time.
00:35:04Imagine two men who are equally selfish.
00:35:07Women are so sensitive.
00:35:09You know, and every day is something different.
00:35:11Right when you think you've got a handle on it, something else happens, and you're right
00:35:14back to square one.
00:35:16At least it's better than being with someone who's incapable of showing their feelings, and
00:35:20who just cares only about themselves.
00:35:22Yeah, but women have so many feelings, you know, and all they want to do is express them.
00:35:26The only feelings men express are hunger and lusts.
00:35:31I'd love that.
00:35:32I'd love your problems.
00:35:34To men.
00:35:35To men.
00:35:36To women.
00:35:48I don't think I'll ever find true love.
00:35:51Never.
00:35:52Well, it's definitely not true.
00:35:59Oh, Brad.
00:36:00Why can't I just be attracted to you?
00:36:03That would be so much easier.
00:36:08You're my best friend.
00:36:10You understand me?
00:36:13And you're gorgeous looking.
00:36:15Well, if I were to be attracted to any woman, I'd be attracted to you.
00:36:33You're beautiful.
00:36:36Let's go.
00:36:38Oh.
00:36:40Oh, look.
00:36:41Will you go?
00:36:42Oh, look.
00:36:46Oh.
00:36:47Oh.
00:36:48Oh.
00:36:50Oh.
00:36:51Yeah.
00:36:52Oh.
00:36:54Oh, oh.
00:36:56Oh, oh.
00:36:57Oh, oh.
00:36:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:36:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:37:00Who did you think it was, David?
00:37:03You, Rosie. You.
00:37:30Something's really got to change. Something's gonna change. Something's really got to give. Something's really got to change. Something's really got to change. Something's really got to change.
00:37:40Mind if I join you?
00:37:43Oh, you must be on your own.
00:37:46Yeah, I am. Why?
00:37:47Because if you were with your fancy lesbian lover, you wouldn't be speaking to me.
00:37:50Conzo, that's not true.
00:37:52It is fucking true.
00:37:53I thought you were cool.
00:37:55I am cool. I'm cool about you and whatever you want to do in bed, but I'm not cool about being treated like shit.
00:37:59I'm out of here.
00:38:17You wanted to see me.
00:38:20Lucy, I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your essay on Shelley's love is death metaphor.
00:38:26Thanks.
00:38:28Are you walking out?
00:38:29Yeah, I'm meeting somebody.
00:38:30Right.
00:38:32Would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime?
00:38:34Are you propositioning me?
00:38:36No. No, of course not.
00:38:38Because if you are, I just want to say I think you're a really nice guy, but...
00:38:42Well, I don't really go for older men.
00:38:47Sorry.
00:38:48No.
00:38:49No, no.
00:38:50I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your essay.
00:38:51Thanks.
00:38:53Right.
00:38:55Right.
00:39:05There you go.
00:39:06Oh, thank you, Red.
00:39:07You have saved my day.
00:39:08It's in my nature.
00:39:10You know, you're more than welcome to stay if you want.
00:39:13Oh, thanks.
00:39:14The idea of dining with six lesbians is tantalising, but who's coming anyway?
00:39:19Oh, there's Felicity and Sophie.
00:39:21Oh, I thought they split up.
00:39:22Oh, they had.
00:39:23But you know, they're still friends.
00:39:25Of course they are.
00:39:26Felicity's bringing her new girlfriend, Sinead.
00:39:28Who actually used to be Sophie's girlfriend before she met Felicity.
00:39:31Oh.
00:39:32I know, it's very intricate.
00:39:33Oh, and there's Emma and Jane.
00:39:35Are they still together?
00:39:36Oh, still breaking up.
00:39:39Of course.
00:39:40Emma and Felicity were lovers years and years ago.
00:39:42Oh, so is there going to be anyone at the table who isn't somebody's ex?
00:39:45Oh, well, Sinead's bringing her friend Kate, who I haven't met before.
00:39:50Of course, she's Karen Reynolds' ex.
00:39:52Well, if Kate was Karen's ex and Karen is Suzanne's ex, then Kate must be your ex's ex's ex.
00:39:59So, you two have got to sleep together, you know, complete the circle.
00:40:03Oh, no, no, no.
00:40:04I am through with love.
00:40:06I'm going to buy myself a puppy, settle down as a happy single person
00:40:10and quit wasting my time kissing a bunch of frogs.
00:40:12That is a good plan.
00:40:14Listen, have a good time.
00:40:16What are you up to tonight?
00:40:18I'm meeting Prince Charming.
00:40:19Ooh!
00:40:20Take care, Kate.
00:40:21See you later, all right?
00:40:22Bye.
00:40:23Bye.
00:40:24Bye.
00:40:25Bye.
00:40:26Bye.
00:40:27Yeah, next time.
00:40:28Don't know if I can.
00:40:29Yes, you're nice.
00:40:30Oh, Kate.
00:40:31Some more wine?
00:40:32Why not?
00:40:33We go driving on your bike, and we make promises in the night, and then I curl around the back, and say you'll remind me with your life.
00:40:43You're in my love.
00:40:44You're in my love. You're in my blood. You can be anything that you want. You climb into my mind. You're driving on your bike, and we make promises in the night, and then I curl around the back, and say you'll remind me with your life.
00:40:56You're in my love. You're in my love. You're in my blood. You can be anything that you want. You climb into my mind. You drive everything inside wild, and then I curl around you madly.
00:41:17You say you'll remind me with your life. There are four corners on my bed. There are four angels overhead. This is a carriage. I am safe inside. It's refuge where my horse is riding to the stormy night. You're in my love.
00:41:44I'm so sorry, Rose. Okay, look. I deserve that.
00:42:00You deserve far worse than that, David.
00:42:02Please. Please. Just try and understand. I've been in hell.
00:42:06Oh, no, David. No. I'm sorry, but this is not the time to be looking for sympathy. You can look for that from your fucking boyfriend.
00:42:15I'll keep the flat. You move out.
00:42:22Okay, if that's what you want.
00:42:24If that's what I want. Like, any of this is what I want. Like, what I wanted was to be dumped for a man.
00:42:33Rosie, that's not what's happening. I want you gone by the time I get home.
00:42:36I don't have anywhere to go.
00:42:38Frankly, David, I don't give a shit.
00:42:51Hey. When we first met, I thought the time has come for me to die.
00:42:58Oh, hi. Iselt.
00:43:02Hi.
00:43:03Uh, Clara.
00:43:04Clara.
00:43:05How are you doing?
00:43:08I'm grand. And yourself?
00:43:11Good, thanks. Well, see you around.
00:43:15Okay, bye.
00:43:24Hey, Rose.
00:43:26Hey. How's it going?
00:43:28Good.
00:43:31What are you going on holidays?
00:43:33No, uh, I told Rosie about us. She kicked me out.
00:43:37Oh, shit.
00:43:38Listen, I was just wondering, do you think I could...
00:43:41maybe leave my stuff with you for a little while while I go and look at a flat?
00:43:45Oh, yeah. Yeah, no problem. Look. Come on in.
00:43:49Look, you can leave it in here.
00:43:53It's all in the corner there.
00:43:55Are you all right? Did you want a drink, a cup of tea?
00:43:59No, no, thanks. Look, I... I just head off.
00:44:02Shouldn't take long.
00:44:03All right.
00:44:05Listen.
00:44:06Thanks, all right?
00:44:07Yeah, it's okay.
00:44:18Look, fuck it. Why don't you stay here tonight?
00:44:21No, I can't, Dad.
00:44:22Yeah, look, I have the day off.
00:44:24It's a nice cosy warm bed down there.
00:44:27Right, and a three day old Indian in the fridge.
00:44:30All right, well, in that case...
00:44:31Eh, come on.
00:44:33Okay, but just for tonight, all right?
00:44:35Well, fuck it. It's only one night.
00:44:37It's only one night.
00:44:41And further all a group of Grecian girls, the first and tallest, her white kerchief waving, were strung together like a row of pearls, leaped hand in hand, and dancing, each two having down her white neck long floating auburn curls, the least of which would set ten poets raving.
00:44:56Their leader sang and bound into her song, with choral step and voice, the virgin throng.
00:45:01All these romantics go on about is love, love, love.
00:45:04Well, you know what?
00:45:05They were lucky.
00:45:06They all died young.
00:45:07In poetically tragic circumstances, of course.
00:45:09They had it easy.
00:45:10They didn't have to suffer through the shit like the rest of us.
00:45:13Life is great when you're dead by 30.
00:45:15What would you all know?
00:45:25So you've been working here for four years?
00:45:27Five now, actually.
00:45:28Almost.
00:45:29Look at her pretty flower, Mummy.
00:45:31Isn't she gorgeous?
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:35Do anyone want to have kids?
00:45:38No.
00:45:40Yeah.
00:45:41I do.
00:45:42One day.
00:45:43What about you?
00:45:46It would.
00:45:47Yeah.
00:45:53Is that its real name?
00:45:56It is.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:46:13I don't think I was going to let this pass without a celebration, did you?
00:46:31Thanks.
00:46:34I need it.
00:46:43You're welcome to enjoy the labour pains.
00:46:44Right.
00:46:45And you can do the night feeds.
00:46:46With pleasure.
00:46:47MEETING
00:46:48HEETING
00:47:05Perfect.
00:47:07You're welcome to enjoy the labour pains.
00:47:08Right.
00:47:09Right. And you can do the night feeds.
00:47:12With pleasure.
00:47:19Hi again, Isolde.
00:47:21Hi.
00:47:23Clara. Yeah.
00:47:25Um, I'm...
00:47:28I'm very sorry, but, er, how do we know each other?
00:47:32Well, you know Tom Lawless? He was cheating on me with you.
00:47:36Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
00:47:38No, please. I'm sorry for you.
00:47:40I'm sorry for both of us.
00:47:42You're not seeing him any more, then?
00:47:44Jesus, I was never seeing him.
00:47:46I mean, it was a mistaken fling that he took too seriously.
00:47:50Oh, God. What a prat.
00:47:53I mean, no offence.
00:47:54You're not offending me.
00:47:56Did he pull the Rilke spiel on you?
00:47:58Oh, yeah!
00:48:00Did he do the goldfish speech on you?
00:48:02Yes!
00:48:04Oh, Christ!
00:48:08I'm sorry for you.
00:48:10I'm sorry.
00:48:12Are you all right?
00:48:14are you all right
00:48:18you know the only person who'd care if i did myself in right now would be my mother
00:48:31and she'd only be troubled by the inconvenience that's not true you don't know my mother
00:48:37no i would care
00:48:39thanks that's very kind of you to say so
00:48:48thank you for saving my life it wasn't high enough to kill you anyway
00:49:06i might have fractured my wrist or scraped my knee
00:49:10excuse me would you get your man over there whatever he's having
00:49:14thanks oh helen what are you at now don't be a bit of fun
00:49:19we both know the only cure for heartache is a good ride
00:49:21sir can you have another drink coming it's coming for me
00:49:25there's two ladies right over there he's all right not really my type
00:49:29well rosie your type is at this moment having sex with a man
00:49:32i'm trying to expand your range here
00:49:34oh she's coming over
00:49:38hi sorry um i don't mean to intrude i just wanted to uh thank you for the drink
00:49:45you're welcome would you like to join us
00:49:47oh no no no no
00:49:48okay yeah i'll um i'll just get my drink
00:50:02oh my god you speak german a bit read some more please rilke i mean you could at least choose schiller
00:50:16i can't believe you speak german
00:50:20what's this what
00:50:22tom lawless that's you oh no give that to me
00:50:25no i'd really like to see it no no please just give it to me
00:50:28it is the least you can do after i saved your life
00:50:31look i was a kid when i wrote that i didn't know what i was doing
00:50:42that's really nice tom there's great potential here what happened
00:50:52what do you mean
00:50:54do you still write
00:50:56no no not poetry
00:50:58the odd academic article just to keep my job
00:51:01but why not
00:51:02well you know it's work and everything
00:51:04all right i'm lazy
00:51:08i'm a lazy good for nothing cowardly philandering has been bad poet all right so now that you know you can be on your way go on
00:51:18come on
00:51:24i'm still drinking my cocoa
00:51:30so do you have a boyfriend
00:51:31not at the moment
00:51:32girlfriend
00:51:33no
00:51:34sorry
00:51:35i just didn't want to assume you're straight or anything
00:51:38ever been with a woman
00:51:42no
00:51:43i'm being against the idea it's just you know
00:51:47i can't see how you can really
00:51:51i don't know
00:51:53i'm into you know
00:51:54sex
00:51:56me too
00:51:58me too
00:52:11oh yippee
00:52:18can we do that again
00:52:19all right
00:52:28thanks for seeing me home
00:52:31i'm sorry if helen put you on the spot
00:52:34no no
00:52:35she was um
00:52:36fun
00:52:37i should go
00:52:46okay
00:52:47could i walk you to your door
00:52:49what do you like
00:52:51i'll be back in a minute
00:52:53i hear no one that waiting all night
00:52:56trying to me wait for an old man
00:52:58i'll make it what you want
00:52:59just make it quick
00:53:03i'm uh
00:53:05really glad to have met you
00:53:10you too
00:53:11i mean me too
00:53:13i don't even know what to say in these situations
00:53:16like me too and you too
00:53:17you know what i mean
00:53:18like if i say me too then doesn't mean i'm really glad to have met me
00:53:21or if i say you too then doesn't mean that
00:53:23you
00:53:24you
00:53:26huh
00:53:27here
00:53:28i'm a busy man
00:53:30i suppose i should go
00:53:35well you can come in if you like
00:53:40i like that very much
00:53:42me too
00:53:44me too
00:53:45renee renee renee renee
00:53:47orfaye
00:53:50relay
00:53:52bidet
00:53:53so if you did have our baby
00:54:02who would be the father
00:54:04oh the killer detail
00:54:06i don't know
00:54:07what do you think
00:54:08what about red
00:54:11no
00:54:12you two are so close it'd be weird
00:54:15what about your brothers
00:54:17what about your brothers
00:54:18one of them is twelve
00:54:20the others married to a battle axe
00:54:25what about an anonymous donor
00:54:27what if you get an axe murderer
00:54:28no no no you can choose
00:54:29they have like menus on the internet
00:54:30what kind of weirdos don't eat their sperm
00:54:33i don't know
00:54:35egomaniacs i suppose
00:54:37i'd rather go off to greece and find some strapping young adonis than just play russian roulette
00:54:42yeah but you wouldn't know what weird genetic defects you might be carrying with him
00:54:46plus wouldn't you have to have sex with him
00:54:57i just wish i could get pregnant by you
00:55:02me too
00:55:16you know goldfish have only a three second memory
00:55:19oh really
00:55:21and how do they test the memory of the goldfish
00:55:23i don't know
00:55:25flashcards
00:55:27it's an urban myth
00:55:29well
00:55:30but don't you think humans in love are like that
00:55:32you know we fall in love and we forget all the pain
00:55:34and everything
00:55:35how long was your last relationship
00:55:38about three months
00:55:40and before that
00:55:41i don't know maybe um
00:55:43i don't know maybe um
00:55:46about the same
00:55:47before that
00:55:48look i don't see what this is
00:55:50a couple of months
00:55:51give or take yeah
00:55:53maybe you're just a goldfish tom
00:56:01okay
00:56:02oh there it is
00:56:03here we go here
00:56:04private fertility
00:56:05and
00:56:06what we do
00:56:07donor search
00:56:08right
00:56:09good
00:56:10oh look
00:56:11here we go
00:56:12okay
00:56:15here's brad
00:56:16twenty-four
00:56:17likes surfing
00:56:18and snowboarding
00:56:19and has like totally no brain cells
00:56:21oh
00:56:22felipe
00:56:23twenty-six
00:56:24is a male model studying to be a neurosurgeon
00:56:28this is like blind date
00:56:30felipe what do you like to do on cold winter evenings
00:56:33oh bill
00:56:34from tucson arizona won the mr american western semifinals
00:56:38wow
00:56:41what if we had a black baby
00:56:43what about me
00:56:45sorry
00:56:46i mean
00:56:47if you're that desperate for sperm what's wrong with me
00:56:50i've got decent genes
00:56:52apart from anti-ethnic
00:56:53no thank you
00:56:54no thank you
00:56:56but thanks anyway
00:56:57oh meet ricky
00:56:58a hawaiian ichthyologist
00:57:05now don't be surprised if mommy asks about kids
00:57:07she's got visions of seventeen grandchildren dancing around her feet
00:57:10that's fine by me
00:57:11that's fine by me
00:57:12i've always fancied having loads of kids
00:57:13haven't you
00:57:14well
00:57:15i don't know
00:57:16i mean
00:57:17well i have to deal with kids all day in the nursery
00:57:20i think one would be as much as i'd want to handle at home
00:57:24oh really
00:57:25well yeah
00:57:28that's
00:57:29we don't
00:57:30we can just play it by ear
00:57:33exactly
00:57:34it's not like we have to decide right this second
00:57:36exactly
00:57:40oh by the way let on you're a catholic
00:57:41okay
00:57:42what
00:57:44mommy
00:57:45you're late
00:57:48so what'd you do last night
00:57:50i went out with shane
00:57:57so what did you do?
00:58:00just had a few drinks
00:58:05did you sleep?
00:58:09i thought we had an open relationship
00:58:11i was just asking
00:58:13yes i did
00:58:15i knew it
00:58:16he's had his eye on you since the moment he met you
00:58:18he's only been waiting for a chance to drag you into bed
00:58:21well i wasn't exactly dragged
00:58:22oh
00:58:23how could you sleep with him?
00:58:24i didn't ask you where you could sleep with that Konzo creep
00:58:27jesus
00:58:28clara
00:58:29you said you were cool about it
00:58:30i am cool about it
00:58:31where are you going?
00:58:33come here will you grow up
00:58:35i thought i did well with the whole catholic thing didn't you?
00:58:40you were great
00:58:41i mean there is a difference between communion and confirmation but you'll learn all about that when you convert
00:58:48yeah right
00:58:50i'm serious
00:58:53if we're to be married at a church you'll have to convert
00:58:57no
00:58:59no i'm sorry i mean
00:59:01taking it to your parents is one thing
00:59:03nothing
00:59:05i'm not seriously gonna convert
00:59:10it'll break mommy's heart
00:59:11i'm not marrying mommy
00:59:16we'll sort something out
00:59:18i'm sure
00:59:22do you know what day this is?
00:59:23no
00:59:25it's our three month anniversary
00:59:28wow
00:59:29that's very sweet of you to know this
00:59:32i'm a very sweet guy
00:59:34thank you
00:59:55best of three
01:00:06best of nine
01:00:12oh god
01:00:14i had to tell you in person
01:00:18has someone died?
01:00:20you're never gonna believe this
01:00:22you've won the lottery
01:00:28i'm pregnant
01:00:32congratulations
01:00:34that's wonderful
01:00:36i still can't get my head round it
01:00:37that's a miracle
01:00:39we should celebrate
01:00:41what did you?
01:00:43did you and kate do the old turkey baster thing?
01:00:45red
01:00:46i know it's a bit kinky but
01:00:48kate doesn't even know yet
01:00:49not yet
01:00:50sorry?
01:00:52red i'm so scared that she's gonna leave me once you find out
01:00:55what?
01:00:57sorry no i'm completely confused
01:00:59who did you?
01:01:02you haven't gone straight have you?
01:01:04red
01:01:06remember
01:01:08you remember what?
01:01:10angie
01:01:12angie
01:01:15you mean
01:01:20oh mother of god
01:01:23you're winding me up
01:01:25no i'm not
01:01:27are you absolutely sure?
01:01:28sure
01:01:30thirteen pregnancy tests
01:01:32i think so
01:01:33but how could that happen?
01:01:35we used a condom
01:01:37one very determined little sperm
01:01:39oh
01:01:41what are you gonna do?
01:01:42i don't know
01:01:44i have to talk to kate about it
01:01:46i
01:01:48look
01:01:49i don't think i'd be the greatest dad in the world
01:01:52look red this isn't just about you you know
01:01:54no i know i know
01:01:56it's just
01:01:58i'm sorry i
01:02:00i'm a little shocked
01:02:02so am i
01:02:03do you want a drink?
01:02:06yes
01:02:08please
01:02:10not tequila
01:02:12are you not having one?
01:02:14no
01:02:15not on my condition
01:02:18look at me dad
01:02:19say dad
01:02:34yes
01:02:37didop
01:02:39please
01:02:41no
01:02:44please
01:02:46please
01:02:47I love you, Dad.
01:03:17Go away!
01:03:21I'm not a pervert.
01:03:23I'll call the guards on you.
01:03:25I'm serious now.
01:03:27I am a politician's wife and have some power.
01:03:30No, I'm a dad.
01:03:32God help us all.
01:03:33Yes?
01:03:34God help us all.
01:03:38Jesus, David, this is stupid.
01:03:40Look, if I wanted a wife and kids, I could have just stayed with Rosie.
01:03:43You said you were gay.
01:03:44Yeah, but you said you weren't.
01:03:45Well, I'm not.
01:03:46Oh, I am.
01:03:47I don't have to go.
01:03:57Can we not talk about it?
01:03:58I'll call you.
01:03:59Bye.
01:03:59Bye.
01:04:00Bye.
01:04:00Bye.
01:04:00Bye.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10I, er, I wrote you a poem.
01:04:34Really?
01:04:36I mean, it's really bad but, er, would you like to see it?
01:04:39You read it.
01:04:45Simply to love you shall suffice today,
01:04:48so let us leave the gift of its return
01:04:51until some later hand has shaped my clay over and over,
01:04:55fitter for your name.
01:04:57And if that secret hand should never learn
01:05:00a new perfection on the endless wheel,
01:05:03ever my love must strengthen in the flame
01:05:06and make me true upon a rack of steel.
01:05:08I shall not weary if you dare to say
01:05:11ages of life as swiftly shall be gone
01:05:14as tumbling sands within the living glass.
01:05:17Oh, promised you, how could I curse the way
01:05:20or from the shadows to the shadows pass
01:05:23and not feel nearer sudden shafts of dawn?
01:05:26Mmm, smell this.
01:05:41I've got pulverised primrose petal and placenta.
01:05:45Listen, Rosie, on the 15th of next month I have to go to Galway for a conference
01:05:49and, er, I thought I might go out to Connemara for three days.
01:05:54What? Why?
01:05:57That's only four days before the wedding.
01:05:59There's so much to do.
01:06:00No, I know, I know. I just think I need to be by myself just for a little while, you know, contemplating.
01:06:08Contemplating? What are you turning into, some kind of monk?
01:06:11No, no, no, no. I just need to sort my head out.
01:06:17You know, the druids, they used to go into the temple for three days and nights by themselves to get inspiration.
01:06:26Druids. Now you're a druid.
01:06:28I'm not a druid. I just really think I need to do this.
01:06:36And I thought three days had a sort of power about it, like Christ in the tomb.
01:06:40Oh, so now you're Christ resurrected.
01:06:42If you can't understand that this is something that...
01:06:44Why can't you understand that I need a bit of help in the run-up?
01:06:47It's a major event, you know? It takes a huge amount of planning and an organisation.
01:06:52I know. I thought maybe one of your thirteen bridesmaids might help you there.
01:06:55Typical man. Just leave all the hard work to the world.
01:06:57Oh, Rosie, Rosie.
01:07:01Is this the way it's going to be for the rest of our lives?
01:07:04No. It gets worse.
01:07:14Have you ever thought about getting married?
01:07:25Is that a proposal?
01:07:27No. No. God, no. No. I was just wondering, you know. Theoretically. I mean, I don't know. It's...
01:07:35Sorry. I was just thinking out loud, I think.
01:07:39Sorry.
01:08:09I didn't feel such a good idea.
01:08:19I wasn't sure. I didn't know. I was wrong!
01:08:24I got a job offer today.
01:08:43Really? From where?
01:08:46Boston University.
01:08:48Boston America?
01:08:50Yes.
01:08:52Wow.
01:08:53What did you say?
01:08:56I told them I'd think about it.
01:08:59Are you going to take it?
01:09:02That depends.
01:09:06Ah.
01:09:08I have to let them know as soon as possible.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:14Okay.
01:09:16Well, congratulations. Are they offering tenure?
01:09:19Tom.
01:09:20Uh-huh.
01:09:21Am I wasting my time completely?
01:09:23How do you mean?
01:09:24Forget it.
01:09:26You've just answered my question.
01:09:28No, what are you talking about?
01:09:30Just forget it.
01:09:31What?
01:09:32I'm not 22 anymore.
01:09:34I don't care.
01:09:35I do.
01:09:36I don't get it.
01:09:37I know.
01:09:38I don't get it.
01:09:39I know.
01:09:41I think I love you.
01:09:42I think I love you too.
01:09:56I think I love you.
01:09:57I think I love you too.
01:09:58I think I love you too.
01:10:03You have no messages.
01:10:04Sad bastard.
01:10:06Surely you can understand the people's shock at the idea of a lesbian couple raising a child.
01:10:21I'm well aware of their prejudices.
01:10:22But let me share with you an article from last week's paper.
01:10:23I quote,
01:10:24Lesbians make better parents because they are better at dividing up household tasks, spending
01:10:27more time with their children, and organizing alternative methods of work whereby each can spend
01:10:31more time at home.
01:10:32Yes, but every child needs a father.
01:10:33I don't care.
01:10:34I don't care.
01:10:35I don't care.
01:10:36I don't care.
01:10:37I don't care.
01:10:38I don't care.
01:10:39I don't care.
01:10:40I don't care.
01:10:41I don't care.
01:10:42I don't care.
01:10:43I don't care.
01:10:44Semlarity's pleasure.
01:10:45I care, Lesbians.
01:10:46Spending more time with their children, and organizing alternative methods of work whereby
01:10:48each can spend more time at home.
01:10:51Yes, but every child needs a father!
01:10:54My child has a father.
01:10:56What?
01:10:57Did you think it was the virgin birth?
01:10:59Thanks for meeting up with me, Hussault.
01:11:10I'm really, really sorry about that stupid incident at the gallery.
01:11:15You don't have to apologise. I wanted to see you.
01:11:18Yeah? Really?
01:11:21Oh, cool. I mean, good, because...
01:11:24Well, I just wanted to say that...
01:11:27Well, if you could ever bring yourself to seeing me again,
01:11:29like, I would be totally cool about the way you wanted to do this.
01:11:32Clara, I really like you.
01:11:37I really like you, too.
01:11:39Look, um, do you want to be my girlfriend for the next week exclusive, like,
01:11:45and then we can renew, or not, um, next week?
01:11:49No pressure.
01:11:51Yeah.
01:11:53Yeah. That'd be great.
01:11:56Good.
01:11:58Good.
01:12:04Order him to fight you down.
01:12:06It's the Mirage Atlantis XL travel system we want.
01:12:12Check this out.
01:12:12Look at the suspension in this, baby.
01:12:14Hmm.
01:12:16Absolutely fantastic.
01:12:17An amazing drive for the...
01:12:19Oh!
01:12:21I'm terribly sorry.
01:12:22I didn't mean to...
01:12:23This is the Atlantis here.
01:12:24I'll do it.
01:12:24It's fine.
01:12:25Broke red.
01:12:26It's here.
01:12:26Stand over there, please.
01:12:28It has a car seat included,
01:12:30lockable front swivel wheels,
01:12:31a removable washable seat pad,
01:12:33a weather shield,
01:12:34and a handy parent tray.
01:12:35What's that for?
01:12:36Cocktails?
01:12:37It also has a comfortable two-position lie-flat seat.
01:12:40Genius.
01:12:41Let's get it in silver.
01:12:42I prefer black.
01:12:43But silver is much nicer.
01:12:45I found the right model,
01:12:47so I get to choose the colour.
01:12:48That's not fair.
01:12:49Yes, it is.
01:12:50It isn't.
01:12:50Yes, it is.
01:12:51It is not.
01:12:52We also have an aqua one here.
01:12:56We'll take it.
01:12:57We'll take it.
01:13:03We are pleased to inform you
01:13:05that we would like to...
01:13:07publish one of your poems.
01:13:09Hi, this is Renee.
01:13:21Sorry, I can't get to the phone.
01:13:22If you leave a message,
01:13:23I'll give you a call back.
01:13:24Thanks.
01:13:25It has a car seat included,
01:13:40lockable front swivelled wheels,
01:13:42a removable and washable seat pad,
01:13:44a weather shield,
01:13:46and, oh, look,
01:13:47a handy little tray for your martinis.
01:13:49That's great, Red.
01:13:51Look at the least a proud daddy can do.
01:14:17You're just going to believe it.
01:14:19Those lads are as Dan Courtney.
01:14:21It's like a party.
01:14:23I don't have a party.
01:14:24Yeah, right and groom.
01:14:26Right and groom.
01:14:27Right and groom.
01:14:29Right and groom.
01:14:31Right and groom.
01:14:33Right and groom.
01:14:36Are you happy to be getting married?
01:14:38I suppose, are you?
01:14:40Yeah.
01:14:41You don't sound too sure.
01:14:43Well, it's just...
01:14:45Can you imagine never making love
01:14:47with anybody else in your life?
01:14:49Ever.
01:14:50Again.
01:14:51It's just...
01:14:52I know you're in there.
01:15:01Oh, good morning.
01:15:02Aw.
01:15:02I was getting married today.
01:15:04Yeah.
01:15:04Yeah.
01:15:05Is this the right woman, the right time?
01:15:20Give me a sign.
01:15:23Any kind of sign.
01:15:29I'm near Liz.
01:15:30Dear Larry, this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
01:15:38But neither of us wants to make each other unhappy.
01:15:42Neither of us wants to live a lie.
01:15:44If I can even be attracted to another man, then I'm sure you'll agree I'm not ready for marriage.
01:15:50I'm so sorry to be telling you this way, but maybe it's for the best.
01:15:55I will always love you, Rosie.
01:16:00I don't know what the right thing to do is, Rosie.
01:16:04I do love you.
01:16:06It's just, I don't think I can go through with it.
01:16:14Hi, Tom.
01:16:15It's me.
01:16:16I'm going to meet the man from Boston University today, and it's pretty obvious what my answer will have to be.
01:16:23I'm sorry that it ends up I have to say goodbye on an answering machine, but maybe it's better this way.
01:16:30For fuck's sake, man, have you never heard of a hang-off?
01:16:40Where is she?
01:16:41Are you her da?
01:16:42What?
01:16:43Are you her da?
01:16:44Because if you are, she's not here.
01:16:45Who?
01:16:45Who are you looking for?
01:16:46Renee, the woman who lives next door.
01:16:48Where is she?
01:16:48Redhead.
01:16:49Kind of cuteness, Scarlett O'Hara kind of.
01:16:52Yeah.
01:16:53No fucking idea.
01:16:53Is she not at home?
01:16:54You're very welcome.
01:16:59Jesus, I thought it was your dad.
01:17:15For God's sake, come on.
01:17:17What's happening?
01:17:18I think a man of blood that won't move.
01:17:19How much?
01:17:35Ah, you're all right.
01:17:36I'd have a good high-speed chase.
01:17:38Thanks.
01:17:38Listen, if you'd like to wait, we should be right back.
01:17:40Wait.
01:17:41Wait.
01:17:41I fucking hate waiting.
01:17:43I'm not hanging around here.
01:17:44I'm not hanging around here.
01:18:14I'm not hanging around here.
01:18:16I'm not hanging around here.
01:18:17Watch it now.
01:18:18Ah!
01:18:19Ow.
01:18:34Yes!
01:18:37Thank you!
01:18:39Thank you, God!
01:18:41Thank you!
01:18:41Thank you!
01:18:43Thank you!
01:18:45Thank you!
01:18:47He shoots.
01:18:48He misses!
01:18:50Thank you!
01:18:52Thank you!
01:18:53God!
01:18:54A stick, a stone, it's the end of the day
01:19:20It's the rest of the snow, it's the end of the day
01:19:23Oh, she is gorgeous
01:19:25What's her name?
01:19:29Latifa
01:19:30Oh, Latifa
01:19:31Lovely
01:19:33Good luck, thanks a lot
01:19:35You'd make a lovely mother
01:19:41Thanks, guys
01:19:44She'll look great in it
01:19:46No problem
01:19:47Wow, looks like motherhood really suits you both
01:19:49Really, we're loving it
01:19:50In fact, that's what we wanted to talk to you about
01:19:55How?
01:19:56Yeah
01:19:56You were wondering
01:19:58Kit
01:20:00Well, I
01:20:03You know, I have always wanted to have
01:20:08A child
01:20:10Yes
01:20:11We want to
01:20:12That is, I
01:20:15Want to
01:20:16Go on, it's okay, don't be nervous
01:20:19You see
01:20:20We, uh
01:20:21We were
01:20:22We were wondering, David
01:20:27If you would like to have a baby
01:20:28Sorry, sorry
01:20:30What about you?
01:20:33Me?
01:20:34I was jilted
01:20:35No
01:20:36Run away bride
01:20:37Run away bride
01:20:37She took off for some rugger bugger and her honeymoon tickets to Rio
01:20:40She must have been devastating
01:20:42To be honest, I was having one or two debts of my own
01:20:46I got over it
01:20:49You know, goldfish have only a threesome
01:20:53I know
01:20:54A stick, a stone, it's the end of the road
01:21:03It's the rest of the stump
01:21:04It's a little alone
01:21:06It's a sliver of glass
01:21:08It is life
01:21:09It's the sun
01:21:10It is night
01:21:11It is death
01:21:11It's a trap
01:21:12It's a gun
01:21:13The oak when it blooms
01:21:15A fox on the brush
01:21:16The knot in the wood
01:21:18The song of the thrush
01:21:19The word of the wind
01:21:21It lift or fall
01:21:23A scratch
01:21:24A lump
01:21:24It is nothing at all
01:21:26It's the wind blowing free
01:21:28It's the end of the slope
01:21:29It's a beam
01:21:30It's a void
01:21:31It's a hunch
01:21:32It's a hope
01:21:32And the river bank talks
01:21:34Of the waters of March
01:21:36It's the end of the strain
01:21:37It's the joy in your heart
01:21:39It's the end of the storm
01:22:09It's the end of the storm
01:22:10It's the end of the storm
01:22:11It's the end of the storm
01:22:12A mile, a must
01:22:13A trust, a bump
01:22:15It's a girl
01:22:16It's a rhyme
01:22:17It's a cold
01:22:17It's the mumps
01:22:18The plan of the house
01:22:20The body in bed
01:22:21And the car
01:22:22That got stuck
01:22:23It's the mud
01:22:24It's the mud
01:22:25A float
01:22:26A drift
01:22:26A flight
01:22:27A wing
01:22:28A hawk
01:22:29A quail
01:22:30The promise of spring
01:22:31And the river bank talks
01:22:33Of the waters of March
01:22:35It's the promise of life
01:22:36It's the joy in your heart
01:22:38A truckload of bricks
01:23:04In the soft morning light
01:23:06The shot of a gun
01:23:07In the dead of the night
01:23:09A mile
01:23:10A must
01:23:11A trust
01:23:11A bone
01:23:12It's a girl
01:23:13It's a rhyme
01:23:14It's a cold
01:23:15It's the mumps
01:23:16The plan of the house
01:23:17The body in bed
01:23:19And the car that got stuck
01:23:21It's the mud
01:23:21It's the mud
01:23:22A float
01:23:23A drift
01:23:24A drift
01:23:24A flight
01:23:25A wing
01:23:25A hawk
01:23:26A quail
01:23:27The promise of spring
01:23:29And the river bank talks
01:23:30Of the waters of March
01:23:32It's the promise of life
01:23:33It's the joy in your heart
01:23:35A stick
01:23:36A stone
01:23:37It's the end of the road
01:23:38It's the rest of the stump
01:23:40It's a little alone
01:23:41It's a sliver of glass
01:23:43It is life
01:23:44It's the sun
01:23:45It is night
01:23:46It's death
01:23:46It's a trap
01:23:47It's a gun
01:23:48The oak
01:23:49When it blooms
01:23:50The fox
01:23:50And the brush
01:23:51The night in the wood
01:23:53The song of the thrush
01:23:54The word of the wind
01:23:56The cliff
01:23:57Of fall
01:23:58A scratch
01:23:59Alone
01:23:59It is nothing at all
01:24:01It's the wind
01:24:02Blowing free
01:24:02It's the end of the stump
01:24:04It's a beam
01:24:05It's a void
01:24:06It's a hunch
01:24:06It's a hope
01:24:07And the river bank talks
01:24:09Of the waters of March
01:24:11It's the end of the strain
01:24:12It's the joy in your heart
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