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00:00:30Hi.
00:00:35Hi, Em.
00:00:39Hey, how are you?
00:00:40Super busy.
00:00:41It's not a real answer to the question, how are you?
00:00:44Well, what if that's the only word I can think of right now?
00:00:46Some writer you are.
00:00:48Okay, what word would you use to describe spin class followed by massage therapy, coffee date, haircut, meeting with the publisher, park date, and volunteer date?
00:00:56You have to squeeze Jess and I in. We're going to take you for a drink today.
00:00:59What's going on?
00:01:00I've got a meeting. I'll touch your time and place.
00:01:02We need to talk.
00:01:17Why am I getting major performance review vibes from this drink tonight?
00:01:21I'm still asleep. You're going to have to go much slower.
00:01:24Emily said we need to talk. I do not like we need to talk.
00:01:28You know Emily.
00:01:29Yes, I do. That's why I'm calling you.
00:01:31The three of us just haven't had a lot of time together. You know how to really talk?
00:01:36That sounds dangerously like we need to talk.
00:01:39I have a guest.
00:01:41Oh yes, I know. I almost ripped over her boots this morning.
00:01:44What's this one say?
00:01:45Laura?
00:01:47Lauren and Larissa?
00:01:51Uh, I've got to go.
00:02:05Omara!
00:02:06Caffeine, please! God! Somebody!
00:02:09Enter!
00:02:19Sweetheart, it's been a while.
00:02:22Too long.
00:02:23Come here.
00:02:24Oh.
00:02:25Mwah.
00:02:26Mwah.
00:02:27How are you?
00:02:28Oh, you know, the imprint's been keeping me on my toes.
00:02:31Kids are in high school and happy. Jeff is very husband-y.
00:02:34You'll understand one day. How are you?
00:02:36Busy.
00:02:37Mm-hmm.
00:02:39Well, not to cut straight to the chase, but if you're so busy...
00:02:42Did you like the pages?
00:02:44Your words are as charming as ever.
00:02:46Oh, thank you. Thank goodness. I was worrying I'd lost my touch.
00:02:50No, I just have one question. Where are the rest of them?
00:02:55Well, I knew the deadline was September 1st, so I just wanted to give you something.
00:03:01A book.
00:03:02You were supposed to get me a book. This is not that.
00:03:05And you would know. You've written one before. A bestseller to boot.
00:03:11Writing's been a little slow.
00:03:13Right. Well, this is a pamphlet.
00:03:17And, uh, we gave you an advance on a book.
00:03:19Linda, I sit down to write. I do. And I want to. I just... can't.
00:03:24Is it writer's block?
00:03:26Maybe. I don't know. I, um...
00:03:29I guess I'm just worried it might not live up to the first one.
00:03:33Well, I do need pages to take to the powers that be upstairs.
00:03:37And listen, I-I get it. It has been a hard year for you.
00:03:40You know, a personal essay can be a very tough area to work in.
00:03:44Especially when an author's gone through something.
00:03:46But...
00:03:47But...
00:03:48I will make myself right, Linda.
00:03:50I can do it. I promise.
00:03:52Okay, well, I'd like to see work as you produce it.
00:03:54You have two weeks, Heather.
00:03:56Two weeks...
00:03:57for a-a book?
00:03:59A defensible amount of one, yes.
00:04:01Otherwise, your contract will be in default. And that is bad.
00:04:04I can't protect you anymore if that happens.
00:04:07I won't let you down.
00:04:08I know you won't.
00:04:09This is what you do.
00:04:10You're good at this. Get out of here. Go do it.
00:04:12Yes.
00:04:13Off you go.
00:04:14On my way.
00:04:15Ah, the door.
00:04:16Yes. Yep. The door.
00:04:17Great.
00:04:18Bye.
00:04:20Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?
00:04:27I heard you make the best new gronies in town.
00:04:30Can you prove it?
00:04:31Make it a picture.
00:04:33Oh, usually you're the one telling me to slow down on the drinks.
00:04:36You are not allowed to pick up the bartender.
00:04:38We're here for a real reason tonight, okay?
00:04:41I know.
00:04:42Can I get a shot of tequila too, please, fast?
00:04:44Hmm, make that two shots.
00:04:45You're giving me flashbacks to the summer of Dan.
00:04:47Oh, the summer of Dan was not such a big deal.
00:04:50You shaved your head.
00:04:51Heather and I had to talk you out of becoming a nun,
00:04:53and you're not even Catholic.
00:04:55Yeah, well, I was 20 and stupid, and there were no consequences.
00:04:57Okay, well, tell that to Dan in his car.
00:04:59Well, today is worse than egging some douchey douchebags convertible.
00:05:03I just quit the firm.
00:05:04What?
00:05:05Yeah.
00:05:06Emily?
00:05:07I...
00:05:11Uh, yeah, so they called me into a meeting,
00:05:14and I was sure it was about the junior partner slot, you know,
00:05:16what I've been working towards,
00:05:18but instead they reprimand me for not billing enough hours
00:05:21and say that my boss's nephew is the new junior partner.
00:05:24You got an apple, baby?
00:05:26I have done nothing but eat, sleep, breathe that firm for five years.
00:05:30Gave up relationships, I have no hobbies, I dream about clients and tort reform.
00:05:35Please tell me you spanked that number, baby.
00:05:37Before I knew it, Jess, the words, I quit, came flying out of my mouth.
00:05:41And then security escorts me out, out of my own office.
00:05:46What are you gonna do?
00:05:47Well, I think you're gonna be okay, because you are a smart and accomplished lawyer.
00:05:59And you're a bad bitch in a good way.
00:06:02I absolutely am.
00:06:04Yes, you are.
00:06:05But tonight is about Heather, okay?
00:06:07I think Heather would wanna know.
00:06:09I'm sorry, what's that?
00:06:10Heather wants to know everything.
00:06:12So, what do I need to know?
00:06:13This bartender makes the best Negronis in Manhattan.
00:06:14Oh, congratulations.
00:06:15And we are so glad to see you.
00:06:16You too.
00:06:17Yeah.
00:06:18So, what's her name?
00:06:19Um, I think it's, there's like a fur in there or something.
00:06:20A fur?
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:22Something like that.
00:06:23So, Jennifer?
00:06:24All right.
00:06:25Is that correct?
00:06:26Let's just get it.
00:06:27Let's just get it.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:29I think it's, there's like a fur in there or something.
00:06:32A fur?
00:06:33Yeah.
00:06:34Something like that.
00:06:35So, Jennifer?
00:06:36All right.
00:06:37Is that correct?
00:06:38Let's just get it.
00:06:39Let's just get it.
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:42You're riding on the wall this time.
00:06:47Honestly, since my exhibition closed, I don't know how I'm gonna find women anymore.
00:06:51Oh, give me a break.
00:06:52You'll have three dates before you leave here.
00:06:54I gotta get working on that new exhibit, I guess.
00:06:56Hmm.
00:06:57Whatever happened to, uh, Mara?
00:06:59Was it Dara?
00:07:00Doesn't matter.
00:07:01She was way too clingy.
00:07:02What did she do to be deemed too clingy?
00:07:04Did she look you in the eye?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06Like I was a jaguar.
00:07:07Rawr.
00:07:12Okay, I can't take it anymore.
00:07:14When is this intervention thing happening?
00:07:16How can there be an intervention when your worst habit is over, Vice Connie?
00:07:19What is going on?
00:07:21Oh, my God.
00:07:22This came to the apartment.
00:07:26I'm your mom's a state lawyer.
00:07:28We didn't want you to open it alone.
00:07:30We wanted you to be in your safe space.
00:07:32With Negronis and snacks and us.
00:07:34It's been a year.
00:07:36We're worried.
00:07:37I'm fine.
00:07:38Are you, though?
00:07:39You're running yourself ragged.
00:07:41what does it say it's um it's a deed i
00:07:57i inherited the ranch in montana oh my god iconic wild yeah it was my grandparents um
00:08:05i went a couple times and i was little but i i don't really remember it much
00:08:11mom always said she had wanted to retire there but um she also said she wanted to climb mount
00:08:19kilimanjaro so you know i didn't even know it was still in the family what are you gonna do with
00:08:25the ranch i have no clue well you have to go see it that's the only way you'll know what to do with
00:08:32it and we'll go with you we're both free that can't be a coincidence i kind of have an unexpected
00:08:37vacation i'll explain later this timing will never happen again it's a sign the timing doesn't work
00:08:43for me my editor's gonna kill me not if you write that's all she cares about right it's not actually
00:08:49a bad idea you know i could turn it into some kind of writing retreat take the time to figure
00:08:55out what i want to do two birds one stone yes yes yes yes we all need a break and we haven't hung
00:09:02out in so long but now your mom has given this to us you can't play the car jess fine the universe
00:09:10has given it to us better mm-hmm i still think it sounds crazy to me okay
00:09:16let's have the wheel of cocktails decide if it lands on manhattan then it's a message that your
00:09:25mother wants us to that's the universe wants us to get out of here for a couple weeks i mean it's a
00:09:33slim chance okay let's make it more interesting if it lands on margarita or gimlet you have to book
00:09:41a winter vacation somewhere where the beach and you pay for the spa day bingo oh sure exploit the
00:09:47artist i mean okay fine well wait wait wait wait
00:09:59just to be sure that you don't cheat i would never uh-huh hey you ready yeah
00:10:05yay we're uh we're going to montana yeah we are knocked down and counted out
00:10:23blue stain and forgot about
00:10:28but there's power in my vein there's a new day
00:10:35out of the ashes
00:10:53was this what you were imagining doesn't quite match the fantasy no maybe it gets better inside
00:11:01only one way to find out
00:11:05oh my god grab my arm take my arm save the jacket god damn oh my god
00:11:12oh
00:11:15uh what is what is that what
00:11:21this better just be my
00:11:26hey sir uh which way did she go down she fell into a puddle no not the city girl molly
00:11:31uh what's a molly it's my pig you have a pig yes my pig i'm fine i can get up on my own thanks
00:11:38obviously not come here what about your pig
00:11:42no she's usually okay getting up on her own hi jack
00:11:47molly i can't believe he's real i believe he called me a city girl
00:11:52i think the bank gave me every key in the entire world how am i supposed to know which one it is
00:12:02oh it's the brass one kind of old-fashioned bigger than the rest that's mildly creepy how would you know
00:12:10that uh the pig told him obviously uh no our ranches were built by a couple of brothers
00:12:16way back in the day so a lot of stuff's the same good to know uh this is emily jess and i'm heather
00:12:22yeah i know oh my god cliff we played together when we were what five yeah um heather came for
00:12:30a visit and i convinced her to jump out of the halo first bone i ever broke thank you so much for that
00:12:35this is getting too cute i'm gonna barf who's gonna notice his uh parents owned the ranch next
00:12:40door still do actually well my blood sugar is dropping where can a girl get some food around
00:12:46here well markets on saturday yeah but for the best selection 6 a.m and then we have a co-op
00:12:51for your staples but they close around 4. oh my god we have to cook we're gonna starve to death
00:12:57emily uses her oven to store shoots and we have office supplies in ours laotian ethiopian
00:13:02pierogies bubble tea stoner cookies they all deliver on our block yeah not here um we do
00:13:09have the blue sky bar which serves exquisite chicken wings and the finest cold beer well maybe
00:13:16we'll see you there hey maybe you will and maybe take it easy on the porch it's not quite sound and
00:13:21maybe turn your hat around what's wrong with my hat it's backwards it's bad luck huh i make my own
00:13:27luck cowboy all right are you all right i'm hanging okay good because i probably can't pick you up more
00:13:40than once a day molly tends to get a little jealous that's that's fair goodbye
00:13:45that was bad wasn't it super smooth yeah thanks
00:13:59did you think you'd be starting a rivalry with the pig before the end of the day
00:14:04you think they're angry with me too i have seen enough true crime shows to know that these are a big
00:14:09red flag so when i sell the place do you think the uh dead animals will raise or lower the value
00:14:15depends on who's buying higher for edge lord artists lower for anyone normal or vegan you just said when
00:14:22i sell the place have we decided that already i mean can you actually see me living here no yeah
00:14:29uh bedrooms are upstairs if it still has bambi wallpaper that one's mine oh wow hey hey that's your mom
00:14:36right yeah it is it's before she moved away i think she always missed it now i feel like i can see you
00:14:46living here because that's what that photo looks like you living here she'd be so happy to know you came
00:14:52back i gotta go outside are you okay yeah totally it's just uh dusty and and rustic
00:15:01are you ready to check out some bambi wallpaper yep let's go
00:15:23i thought i might find you passed out in a lawn chair it's been a day
00:15:27yeah you know i could not find anything that's civilized this place is a mess seems like it yeah
00:15:37uh i called a local lawyer about selling the place wow you were serious
00:15:42yeah yeah i figured i'd better do it while i'm here so i don't have to come back yes very efficient very
00:15:49new york jess and i are going to town to search up some dinner what are the chances of an excellent
00:15:55china masala even lower than the chances of a lawn chair right here put these in a mason jar and then
00:16:04you can at least cross one item off our list of montana to do's while we're in town thank you
00:16:09give me five i'll change we thought you might want to stay and get some stuff done like maybe writing
00:16:15i got time i can uh start fresh tomorrow you're not feeling stressed about your deadline
00:16:19look i need to think and chicken wings will help my brain okay very true all right
00:16:29hey are we still doing uh cowboy cosplay giddy up
00:16:45i think we got the dress code wrong or maybe they did i think they're the ones who would know
00:16:53actually yes we can still probably get a flight to turks just you're telling it's brooklyn
00:16:58i'm sure they'll see her i can smell it hi how you doing
00:17:03oh i think there's something for us here hey i heard you make the best negronis in montana can you prove it
00:17:15happy trails
00:17:23what time is the next flight wow just striking me out that's something you've never seen
00:17:27man i need to like sit down okay come on let's go let's go
00:17:31table table thank you good job have a menu
00:17:35well as the food looks good well you're a sexy rancher as an honest man okay a he is not my sexy
00:17:45rancher and b i thought you wanted me to focus on my right yes and then you insisted on coming into
00:17:50town nice to see you ladies hi i will have 12 wings with a caesar on the side please and what's the most
00:17:58authentic sauce probably the apple butter barbecue yum and make it spicy but um big city spicy or like
00:18:06backpacking in thailand spicy i'll take the cheeseburger with a side of gravy please thanks
00:18:10what's vegan probably nothing do you not know no ma'am why not because i'm not vegan and also
00:18:17i don't work here then what are you doing at our table i saw some nice city girls i thought i'd come
00:18:22say howdy see people say howdy maybe people also say happy trails without it being sarcastic oh no
00:18:29that will have been deeply sarcastic we're not here to get picked up we're just visiting you must
00:18:35be heather uh no that's me actually wade pickett i'm your real estate lawyer i just ordered wings
00:18:42from my lawyer wade i'm sorry i thought you'd be more um lawyery well i've been workshopping my phone voice
00:18:49here's the thing heather okay you're really gonna have to stop the voice i'm gonna take
00:18:55you seriously right um you said you wanted to sell the ranch quickly and easily but that's not gonna
00:19:01happen
00:19:11there's some special assessments still owing what's a special assessment um i have to look that up
00:19:18it's probably a back tax issue i think your mom was unable to keep up on the payments that
00:19:22sounds about right she uh tended to avoid those things even before she got sick how much are we
00:19:29talking there was a backlog of about 15 000 give or take give or take give that's the main issue i
00:19:36don't think you can sell with that owing on the property ready to order don't get in a groan is that
00:19:41a legal term are you actually a lawyer wade certified lawyer realtor and property inspector i've had a bit
00:19:47of a career journey i'll be right back uh but uh wade knows my order
00:19:58whoa city girl going somewhere i just needed some air where's your date well i haven't had one of
00:20:07those in a while are you offering i was talking about molly actually okay uh i just figured she'd
00:20:14attack me if i tried to fall into your arms again yeah that's fair she's a diva however so she insists
00:20:20on an early bedtime i'm just picturing her in an eye mask and a negligee
00:20:23i thought ranchers had to go to bed early too they might i'm a vet oh oh so you're molly's boyfriend
00:20:34and her doctor isn't that a conflict of interest or something yeah uh hypocritical that's it yeah
00:20:41didn't i read an article about cool city slickers keeping chickens now i would not know all i know how to
00:20:48do is write really you're a writer what kind of stuff do you write personal essays funny little
00:20:57stories about life in the city oh okay that was my first book anyway i'm i'm uh wrestling with the
00:21:03second one well i have to go to the library see if they have some of your stuff you could i'm not 100
00:21:11sure you'd enjoy it it's all about life in new york city okay touche mom how about the rest of the world
00:21:22okay see so this is an experience that you're not going to want to miss what is happening you'll see
00:21:29i'm terrified you should be oh no
00:21:32no one's gonna suffer from the smorgue town
00:21:55oh my gosh
00:22:00go on give it a try i don't know how
00:22:11here we go i dare you city girl
00:22:17you're on cowboy
00:22:22how do i do this no clue
00:22:24how do you feel good at this
00:22:47i have no idea
00:22:58i have no idea
00:23:00i have no idea
00:23:11here
00:23:13i have no idea
00:23:15I'm a good time, good time, good time
00:23:17I'm a good time, good time, good time
00:23:35Not bad
00:23:45I'm a good time
00:24:15I'm a good time
00:24:37Yes, yes
00:24:45I'm a good time
00:25:15New book idea
00:25:19New book idea
00:25:21Um
00:25:23Hmm
00:25:25Will this ranch be a giant money pit that's gonna ruin my life?
00:25:29No, Heather, that's not a book idea
00:25:31That's anxiety
00:25:45Oh
00:25:49I fixed it
00:25:51For me
00:25:53Maybe
00:25:55I didn't want you to fall and break something
00:25:58I still have regrets from that hayloft incident
00:26:01Uh, you were five
00:26:03And I did tell you I was related to Tinkerbell
00:26:05So I think you get a pass
00:26:07But thank you for the portrait pay
00:26:09It's no problem
00:26:11It's what we do around here
00:26:13You know, in New York
00:26:15I once left my laundry in the machine for ten minutes
00:26:17And someone threw it in the trash
00:26:18Nice
00:26:19Yeah
00:26:21How's the writing coming?
00:26:22Ugh
00:26:23I keep trying, but I just
00:26:25It's so quiet out here
00:26:26I can literally hear my ears ringing
00:26:28Yeah, you get used to that though
00:26:29Really?
00:26:30Yeah
00:26:31And then once you do, you
00:26:32Hear the birds
00:26:33The crickets
00:26:34Breeze in the grass
00:26:35Oh, the city girls falling in the mud
00:26:37Pigs laughing at them
00:26:38That's right
00:26:39Mm-hmm
00:26:40Yeah
00:26:41Your own thoughts loud and clear
00:26:42Ooh, too scary
00:26:43Nope
00:26:44Sometimes I think I can even hear my patients
00:26:47You know, animals have a lot to say if you're listening
00:26:50About what?
00:26:52Letting people help you if you're hurt
00:26:55Taking time to heal if you need it
00:27:00By the way, do you know Wade Pickett?
00:27:03I just hired him to help me sell the ranch
00:27:06Wade?
00:27:07Wade
00:27:08Yeah, I know Wade
00:27:09Uh-huh
00:27:10That's good
00:27:11He needed a client
00:27:12A client?
00:27:14Yeah
00:27:15What, am I his first?
00:27:17Yes
00:27:18Yeah, he passed the bar, uh, oh, two months ago?
00:27:23Yeah, four times the charm
00:27:24Oh, wow, so, so reassuring
00:27:26Yeah
00:27:27Thank you so much
00:27:28No problem
00:27:29You got a view like this and you still manage to check your emails?
00:27:34Business moves at a city pace, cowboy
00:27:37Touche
00:27:38How is there no coffee?
00:27:40Nothing in the kitchen works
00:27:41Oh
00:27:42Do you want me to die?
00:27:44No, sweetie, I do not
00:27:46Come here
00:27:47If it's dire, I don't mind
00:27:48I can run to the house and grab a pot if you want
00:27:50No, can't we just go into town to the blue sky bar?
00:27:53Oh, wow, whatever would be your motive to go back there?
00:27:59What?
00:28:00What?
00:28:10Uh, do you have oat milk?
00:28:14What's there to do around here?
00:28:16Drink?
00:28:17Fall festival about cantaloupe?
00:28:18Well, I'm sure you still have a rich and unique culture
00:28:24What do you want to eat?
00:28:28Eggs, Benny
00:28:29Eggs come fried or scrambled
00:28:31And ask for egg whites only and you get banned
00:28:37I think you're really getting somewhere with her, Jess
00:28:40Speaking of long shots
00:28:42Apparently the ink is still drying on Wade's law license
00:28:44Do you know what they call a lawyer who graduates last in their class?
00:28:47Uh, Wade
00:28:48A lawyer, they're still a lawyer
00:28:49Okay, but can I trust him with my life?
00:28:51I'm not licensed in Montana and I don't know real estate law
00:28:54But you gotta know something, come on
00:28:56I know that there's probably at least one lien on the property since Wade found back taxes
00:29:00It's better to clear that lien before you sell
00:29:02If you don't, it'll cost you financially big time
00:29:05Okay, what would you do?
00:29:07Fix up the property as much as I could
00:29:09Pay down the lien
00:29:10Then I take my time
00:29:12Think about what I want
00:29:13I mean, I could use the last bit of my book advance to pay down the lien
00:29:16This sounds exhausting
00:29:18I quit the firm
00:29:20I knew something was up
00:29:22I still don't understand how it happened
00:29:24It just came out of my mouth
00:29:26But you love practicing law
00:29:28I thought I did too
00:29:29But apparently I was subconsciously miserable
00:29:32Pam, why didn't you tell me?
00:29:34You're going through so much
00:29:35I know, but I always have space for you
00:29:41To Emily
00:29:45In her next chapter
00:29:48To Emily
00:29:49Oh, oh, oh, it's worse than I thought
00:29:52It's time to add whiskey
00:29:53This equation, where's the scary waitress?
00:29:55Her name's Olivia
00:29:57Oh, her name you remember
00:29:58Jess is getting to know people now
00:30:00I don't know who this is
00:30:02Okay, yeah
00:30:03Okay, line it up
00:30:04There you go
00:30:05Okay, ready?
00:30:06Oh, careful!
00:30:07Jeez!
00:30:08Careful!
00:30:09No, no, that is way too close to your thumb
00:30:10Shouldn't you be writing?
00:30:11Just because I'm not typing doesn't mean I'm not writing
00:30:14I'm experiencing
00:30:16It's, uh, it's, uh, inspiration
00:30:19Besides, who knew I make an excellent ranch hand?
00:30:22Oh, is that what you are?
00:30:23Won't they grab me that two-by-four there, cowgirl?
00:30:25Uh, this is in no way a two-by-four
00:30:27Then what is it?
00:30:28It's, uh, it's a branch
00:30:31Uh, a bow
00:30:32See? Words
00:30:33I am writing
00:30:36Oh! Hey, Molly!
00:30:38Do you come in peace?
00:30:39She didn't exactly say yes, did she?
00:30:41No, she did not
00:30:42I'm sorry
00:30:44She is determined to break out every time she hears you out here
00:30:47I see that
00:30:48It's, uh, what's her last name? Blaine or Houdini?
00:30:50Piggy, as in myth
00:30:52And she's pretty curious about you
00:30:53Yeah, well, as long as she doesn't want to kill me
00:30:55No, no, just, uh, some headbutts
00:30:57Little, like, clothes pulling
00:30:58Oh, my God, how do I avoid that?
00:30:59Well, she loves back rubs
00:31:01She loves, uh, bubble baths, long walks on the beach
00:31:03Yeah?
00:31:04Yeah, that is never gonna happen
00:31:05I would love to see that
00:31:07Okay, okay, look, Jess, I know the locals hate us
00:31:10But I thought you'd at least be on my side here
00:31:11Hey, locals don't hate you
00:31:13Tell that to the bartender at the Blue Sky
00:31:15She thinks I'm an idiot
00:31:17What, Olivia?
00:31:18No, that's just her general vibe towards tourists
00:31:21I've actually known her since grade school
00:31:23Oh, yeah?
00:31:24What's her, uh, what's underneath the initial vibe?
00:31:26Is it Miss Piggy or Kermit Beaker?
00:31:29Animal, because she's also a drummer
00:31:31And a very good one at that
00:31:32She actually plays in a local band
00:31:34They do all the weddings and all the festivals, what?
00:31:36Oh, my God, stop making her hotter
00:31:38Okay, um, she's got an enormous dog that eats absolutely everything in sight
00:31:43So I see them regularly
00:31:45Having an enormous dog that eats everything, unfortunately, does not make her any less hotter, so
00:31:49Well, lives a strong silent type
00:31:51So fancy words and pick-up lines don't impress her much
00:31:54Oh, so says Shania Duane, our lady of sass
00:31:57So do I do
00:31:58And don't say learn the guitar
00:31:59I tried to learn once
00:32:00Apparently I'm more of a visual person
00:32:03Deeds
00:32:04Olivia notices what people do, not what they say
00:32:07Do you need a hand?
00:32:08Listen, let me give you a hand around here
00:32:10Yes, please
00:32:11We'd like that
00:32:12No, I can't accept that
00:32:13I'm just trying to extend some Montana manners to the city folk, that's all
00:32:17Well, as a city folk, I can't let you do that
00:32:21I'd have to find some way to repay you
00:32:23Hey, Heather
00:32:24You got a message
00:32:25Ooh
00:32:26Hi, a pig
00:32:29You left your phone inside? That's impressive
00:32:31Yeah, well, you know, there's no, uh, cell service out here by this fence line, partner
00:32:35Heather, we need to talk, as soon as possible, call me
00:32:42That sounded serious
00:32:44You're still an excellent cowgirl
00:32:46Yeah, well, if I still wouldn't be a writer, I'm gonna have to call her back
00:32:50Can't avoid her forever
00:32:52I know
00:32:53Every minute I do is so delicious
00:32:54Seems like you're avoiding any actual writing, and it's not like you to procrastinate
00:32:56I'm not procrastinating
00:32:57Looks to me like you're replacing your busy city schedule full of distractions with a busy country schedule full of distractions
00:33:03To be fair, that is what I was doing in the city, but since we've landed here, it feels different
00:33:10I'm not numb anymore
00:33:11I'll be right back
00:33:12Mmm, good girl
00:33:13I'd just rather her yell at me than you
00:33:14Linda, hi, how are you?
00:33:15Linda, hi, how are you?
00:33:16I thought I'd have some pizza
00:33:17I'm not giving up
00:33:18I'm just gonna take my coffee
00:33:19I thought I'd have some pizza
00:33:20I love you
00:33:22Miss Ho, Miss Hoon
00:33:23I'm gonna bring my coffee
00:33:25She'll be like, I say, if I'm a guest
00:33:28I'm not neighbouring
00:33:29She'll be fine
00:33:30She's just dancing
00:33:31She'll be like
00:33:32She's just dancing
00:33:33She's dancing
00:33:34She's dancing
00:33:35She's dancing
00:33:36She's dancing
00:33:38Linda, hi. How are you?
00:33:44I thought I'd have some pages by now.
00:33:46I'm sorry. Things have just been very busy out here.
00:33:49Out here? Where's out here?
00:33:52Um, Montana.
00:33:53Why are you in Montana?
00:33:55You know, I thought it might be inspiring.
00:33:57I warned you that the guys upstairs wouldn't be happy.
00:34:01They're threatening to make you pay back your advance.
00:34:03Wait, they can do that?
00:34:05Honey, you know I love you.
00:34:07It's not personal.
00:34:08But you're not fulfilling your end of the contract.
00:34:10Look, Linda, I just, I really need this advance.
00:34:14Especially now.
00:34:15What was that?
00:34:17Uh, just...
00:34:19gasping at the beauty of Montana.
00:34:23Is that what you're writing about?
00:34:25Uh, yes.
00:34:28Yes, it is.
00:34:30Uh, city girl meets country, but tongue-in-cheek.
00:34:33Fish out of water.
00:34:34Just about how strange it all is.
00:34:36Okay, well, as long as it's authentic to your brand
00:34:38as a Manhattan maverick.
00:34:40You have until the end of the week.
00:34:42I will keep fighting upstairs.
00:34:43Understood.
00:34:44Thank you, Linda.
00:34:44Help!
00:34:55Anybody?
00:34:57Stupid porch.
00:34:59Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:35:00I know, the porch is a death trap.
00:35:02Could you get me out, please?
00:35:04But no, no, not that porch.
00:35:05Or that one.
00:35:06That one's worse.
00:35:06It definitely...
00:35:07All right.
00:35:08Okay, look, if you're not going to help me,
00:35:09just can you go so I can concentrate, please?
00:35:12Pretty bossy for a damsel in distress.
00:35:14Kate, you're right.
00:35:15I'm sorry.
00:35:15Please, I don't want to die on this porch.
00:35:17Please get me out.
00:35:18Just, like...
00:35:19All right.
00:35:20I'm coming in on this side.
00:35:21I'm coming in on this side.
00:35:51I'm coming in on this side.
00:36:21It's reassuring to have someone so experienced
00:36:28check out my stuff.
00:36:30This is really great, Wade.
00:36:32Heather will be as de facto sale-ready as she can be.
00:36:35I always get de facto and de jure mixed up.
00:36:38Yeah, maybe don't tell actual clients that when you get them.
00:36:41Next up is for you to perform an assessment on the property
00:36:44to amend to the sale perspectives.
00:36:45You are such a good lawyer.
00:36:48Listen, Wade, we are never going out.
00:36:50I have a strict no more lawyers policy.
00:36:53Too much arguing.
00:36:54I was being sincere.
00:36:56At law school, everybody said the best of the best went into criminal.
00:36:59Meanwhile, I think it's great that you get to practice
00:37:01in a small town like this where you can do a little bit of everything.
00:37:04You can do the same.
00:37:05Here?
00:37:05I have eaten nothing but French fries and house salad four days.
00:37:10I miss shopping in Soho.
00:37:12I miss my extremely competitive spin class.
00:37:15Is that why you got into law?
00:37:17My mom always says you have to remember your why.
00:37:19I wanted to help people.
00:37:22But instead, I was squeezing billable hours out of rich guys.
00:37:26It was all a bit soulless.
00:37:28That doesn't mean you don't love the law.
00:37:30Just that job.
00:37:31Is this coffee hot?
00:37:40Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:41Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:38:11Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:38:41Why are you doing this?
00:38:53Because the waffles were incredible.
00:38:55And?
00:38:57And because every other conversation we have
00:39:00is like a second and a half long
00:39:01and feels like getting punched in the face.
00:39:04Well, I don't love being a target.
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:10Getting hit on at one of my openings is basically my kink.
00:39:13OK, well, you might feel different
00:39:15if you were a small-town bartender
00:39:16instead of a big city artist.
00:39:18OK, I can see that.
00:39:20Is it true you also play the drums?
00:39:23Oh, wow.
00:39:24You learned a fact about me.
00:39:26Where should I get undressed?
00:39:27For the record, I did not ask for that.
00:39:29Are you even good at drumming?
00:39:31Of course I am.
00:39:32There just aren't many chances to gig out here.
00:39:34Didn't you say something about a fall festival?
00:39:36Jerry Dickinson used to host it on his place,
00:39:38but he up and died in some room.
00:39:40Oh, RIP Jerry.
00:39:41Broke you old bastard.
00:39:43But he was the driving force behind the festival
00:39:45and kept it going.
00:39:47Once you lose the coordinator and the place...
00:39:49What happened to his farm?
00:39:51His kids sold it to a big farm conglomerate,
00:39:54like your friend is going to do.
00:39:56Pretty soon there won't be anybody around here
00:39:57to come to a fall festival, let alone throw one.
00:40:00Well, what was your favorite part?
00:40:02My band.
00:40:04And the chili cook-off.
00:40:06And the pumpkin pie competition.
00:40:08Wow.
00:40:08That might be the most magical collection of words
00:40:11in the English language.
00:40:14Later.
00:40:21Don't tell me.
00:40:29Molly saw me crash through the porch and she tattled?
00:40:32I'm on strict orders not to talk to you.
00:40:34Oh, because I'm writing.
00:40:36No, because you're talking, not writing.
00:40:40What's up?
00:40:41Just doing some decluttering.
00:40:43Of your house or your mind?
00:40:44Oof.
00:40:47Funny thing with writing is
00:40:48sometimes they go together.
00:40:51It's a nice picture of your mother.
00:40:55Hmm.
00:40:55Thanks.
00:40:57You remind me a lot of her.
00:40:59I used to hate it when people said that.
00:41:02Not anymore.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:06It, uh,
00:41:08hurt to hear that she passed.
00:41:11She used to look forward to retiring out here.
00:41:13Mm-hmm.
00:41:13Right over there on that porch.
00:41:15Mm.
00:41:17She said this was always home.
00:41:18She could always just be herself.
00:41:23I told myself I wasn't going to think about her,
00:41:25but I guess I'm failing at that.
00:41:31It can really hurt to lose someone you love.
00:41:38Um, so listen,
00:41:39I got to go check on the horses in the north field.
00:41:42Since you're already playing hooky,
00:41:45what do you say you join me?
00:41:47Come on.
00:41:47I know you want it.
00:41:51Yes.
00:41:52Yes, that is an excellent idea.
00:41:53All right.
00:41:55Settle up.
00:41:58Oh!
00:41:59Where are we?
00:42:10Take a look.
00:42:20Thanks for not keeping this place a secret.
00:42:23This view is...
00:42:25you're going to have to take your mind off any loss.
00:42:27Yeah.
00:42:31Oh.
00:42:32I mean,
00:42:32I don't know a lot about loss,
00:42:34but I do know it can change you.
00:42:36Change your plans.
00:42:38Mm.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:40I'm supposed to be, uh,
00:42:41jogging in Central Park,
00:42:42avoiding work right now.
00:42:43Instead,
00:42:44I am talking to a cowboy vet
00:42:46who is literally outstanding in his field.
00:42:50Ryder.
00:42:51I see what you're doing.
00:42:52Uh-huh.
00:42:53Well, this cowboy vet
00:42:55is supposed to be running an animal rescue
00:42:57in the Pacific Northwest.
00:42:58No kidding.
00:42:59Mm-hmm.
00:42:59Yeah.
00:43:00I was actually the resident dog
00:43:01at one near Seattle.
00:43:02That's where Molly's from.
00:43:04She's a rescue.
00:43:05Well, why'd you move back home?
00:43:06My dad.
00:43:06He got hurt
00:43:09and, uh,
00:43:10branched into my help,
00:43:11so I came.
00:43:12My relationship failed
00:43:14because of the distance,
00:43:15and the less I say about that,
00:43:16the better.
00:43:17Yeah.
00:43:17But, um,
00:43:18that really is
00:43:19what I miss most
00:43:21about that part of my life.
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:24Saving the animals.
00:43:26I mean,
00:43:26don't you save animals here?
00:43:29Yeah, but,
00:43:31yeah,
00:43:31small-town vet.
00:43:32Well, yes,
00:43:33but you don't have to
00:43:34think small.
00:43:35I mean,
00:43:36register a charity,
00:43:38raise some capital,
00:43:39and boom,
00:43:39you're a rescue.
00:43:40Boom, you're a rescue.
00:43:42Things move a little slower here
00:43:44if you haven't noticed.
00:43:44Oh, I've noticed.
00:43:45It's...
00:43:46Glacially.
00:43:47Yes, absolutely.
00:43:48Um,
00:43:50I don't know.
00:43:50I just think
00:43:51in the city,
00:43:52we tend to be a bit
00:43:53bolder about things.
00:43:55Just kind of
00:43:56go for it,
00:43:58you know?
00:43:58Yeah.
00:43:59Yeah, I did.
00:44:04Was that...
00:44:05Okay, I...
00:44:06Sometimes I brush things
00:44:07and it tends to...
00:44:09I should write...
00:44:16You should.
00:44:17I have...
00:44:18a pig to feed.
00:44:20Yep.
00:44:20Mm-hmm.
00:44:21You do.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:25Um...
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:26Yeah.
00:44:27Here.
00:44:27Yeah.
00:44:28Wow, chivalry.
00:44:30Mm-hmm.
00:44:33You're welcome.
00:44:41You good?
00:44:44I'm good.
00:44:45Yeah.
00:44:45You're good?
00:44:45I'm...
00:44:46I'm good.
00:44:47Good.
00:44:49Good.
00:44:50Good.
00:44:51Good.
00:44:51Good.
00:44:51Good tomorrow.
00:45:00Happyening.
00:45:00Good morning.
00:45:01Bye.
00:45:02This is more what I pictured her time in Montana being like.
00:45:03Great job on this fire.
00:45:04We're going to have to start calling you Sparky.
00:45:06Yeah, we'll see all the sparks that can make fly.
00:45:08Meanwhile, you're out starting wildfires with a man.
00:45:10I am going to start focusing on my book now that I know what it is.
00:45:13Oh, yeah?
00:45:14I am.
00:45:15I mean, making out with a cowboy?
00:45:20Excellent image to add to your Manhattan modern aesthetic.
00:45:24That's the book.
00:45:25Title is, He Started a Brush Fire in My Pants.
00:45:29Okay, okay.
00:45:30Well, I have never seen anything as fire as you putting the moves on that icy bartender.
00:45:35I'm getting somewhere.
00:45:36All I got to do is pull together a little fall festival.
00:45:39Okay.
00:45:40Wait, I'm sorry.
00:45:41Can you back that up and explain, please?
00:45:42The bartender's love language is acts of service, and Jess is actually getting to know her.
00:45:47I'm sorry, what?
00:45:49Like outside, like in the world.
00:45:51I'm going to throw a party.
00:45:53It can't be hard.
00:45:54It's like when my friends throw art shows in their loft.
00:45:56You don't have a loft.
00:45:57Step one, find a loft.
00:45:58I have a hayloft.
00:45:59Well, better get on it, guys, because time's a ticking, and soon you'll be back in reality.
00:46:03So will you.
00:46:04Let me tell you, finding a new job is a whole new level of reality.
00:46:08I don't know what to do.
00:46:09It's going to be okay.
00:46:10Promise.
00:46:11We'll figure it out.
00:46:11In the meantime, would it make you feel better to tell me a little bit about the legalities
00:46:15of starting a non-profit?
00:46:16Oh, I've always been interested in that.
00:46:19I could look into it if you want.
00:46:20Yeah, only if it's something you want to do.
00:46:21I don't mind.
00:46:22But you know what I really want to do?
00:46:24Go horseback riding.
00:46:26That was one of our Turks and Caicos activities.
00:46:28Okay, well, let's do that tomorrow.
00:46:29But your book.
00:46:30I will ride like crazy all day, and then at sunset, we ride.
00:46:36You sound like when you swim.
00:46:39That's exactly what I was going for.
00:46:41Suddenly, I notice my ears have stopped ringing.
00:46:52They have opened up.
00:46:54Maybe I have too.
00:46:57I can hear birds arguing and celebrating.
00:47:00I can almost hear the clouds flying by.
00:47:07Then I realize I can hear my own voice, too.
00:47:14There's room for it here.
00:47:18How bad does the assessment look?
00:47:19Better than I expected.
00:47:20Oh, so she doesn't have to, like, tear the whole place down?
00:47:22It's all structurally sound, except that porch.
00:47:24That porch needs to be replaced before this house is legally saleable.
00:47:28This porch must have been replaced before you were born.
00:47:31Probably before you were.
00:47:33Are you calling me elderly?
00:47:35No, I'm calling you perfect.
00:47:37Heather needs to pay off the arrears.
00:47:39Yes, but we might be able to actually find a buyer.
00:47:42Fast.
00:47:42Good.
00:47:43She needs to get this big worry off her shoulders.
00:47:45Anything we can do to expedite that is helpful.
00:47:47If I take it off your shoulders, too,
00:47:49would you do me the honor of having dinner with me?
00:47:51Are you still a lawyer?
00:47:54Shut up and assess, Wade.
00:48:06Well, hello, pretty thing.
00:48:10How's the porcine life treating you today, huh?
00:48:14Cutie, find something good?
00:48:16Uh-oh.
00:48:18You guys getting along?
00:48:19Don't jinx it.
00:48:21But I think so.
00:48:22So how's the writing coming?
00:48:24Pretty great.
00:48:24Actually, I, um, starting to get bleary-eyed.
00:48:27Yeah, rest your eyes on those screens.
00:48:29Oh, yeah, terrible.
00:48:31You know, how come nobody ever says it the other way around?
00:48:34Like, uh, oof, you have had way too many mountain views today.
00:48:38Go watch some viral videos.
00:48:41No?
00:48:42Mm-mm.
00:48:42Ah, man.
00:48:43Book idea out the window.
00:48:46What are you doing there?
00:48:47Oh, uh, I was going to bring this to the storage shed for you.
00:48:52There's a storage shed?
00:48:54Yeah.
00:48:55Just take a look through it if you're planning on selling the place.
00:48:58Well, I'll just, uh, come with you now.
00:49:01Yeah?
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02See what treasures we find and rest these weary, bleary eyes.
00:49:06Excuse me, Molly.
00:49:08Thank you for guarding my riding.
00:49:11I'm going to win her over.
00:49:14She hasn't eaten my boots yet.
00:49:16You just wait.
00:49:17There's still time.
00:49:17Oh, no.
00:49:18Don't start with me.
00:49:19Sorry for the slow service.
00:49:25Your waffle sign has orders flying out the door.
00:49:27I have to sign, thanks.
00:49:28I have to get to a meeting with the dude who owns the sports complex.
00:49:32For what?
00:49:32To see how much he charged to host the Fall Festival.
00:49:35And why are you doing that?
00:49:36Pie contest, chili contest, seeing you bang the skins.
00:49:40Is that what you say to a drummer?
00:49:42Bang the skins?
00:49:42Yeah.
00:49:43No.
00:49:43I don't think so.
00:49:45What would I say to you if I wanted to see your work?
00:49:48The waffle sign wasn't enough?
00:49:50I'm the George O'Keefe of the Blue Sky Bar.
00:49:53Okay.
00:49:54Is everything just banter?
00:49:56I mean, I'm trying to talk to you.
00:49:58You'd have to come to New York.
00:49:59See it for real, you know, the right way.
00:50:02You make it sound like I'd never do that.
00:50:03I thought you might be a city hater.
00:50:05Why wouldn't I like the idea of New York?
00:50:07Those great big museums, the queer scene.
00:50:10Right?
00:50:10You can dance in a different bar every night with a new band.
00:50:13Any band you want.
00:50:15And you'll never run out of new ones.
00:50:16Is that your philosophy on girlfriends, too?
00:50:19Okay.
00:50:21Cut me some slack.
00:50:22I am...
00:50:23I'm just...
00:50:24I'm just bad at this.
00:50:27Or you're scared of it.
00:50:30Okay, Dr. Olivia.
00:50:32I gotta go.
00:50:35The arena man is calling.
00:50:36Good talk.
00:50:37Okay.
00:50:37Why did I not know this place was here?
00:50:52When I was a teenager,
00:50:54your grandfather paid me to do some chores around here,
00:50:57and we brought stuff out here from time to time.
00:50:59Wait, is this a...
00:51:03It's a typewriter.
00:51:07This must have been my mom's.
00:51:10It's the right vintage.
00:51:14Why don't you bring it in?
00:51:15Maybe you'll find it inspiring.
00:51:16Well, it would certainly help these eyes you're always so worried about, huh?
00:51:24These eyes?
00:51:26Oh, it's me.
00:51:28And I think this was taken right over there,
00:51:30where I was just sitting writing about the birds.
00:51:32Hmm.
00:51:33Your homing instincts also brought you to a field in Montana.
00:51:36Hmm, maybe.
00:51:36Maybe.
00:51:38Look at all these little purple flowers.
00:51:40That's Heather.
00:51:41And that is my mom,
00:51:44being both poetic and literal at the same time.
00:51:47Yes.
00:51:49Damn.
00:51:53You ever think about writing about her?
00:51:56Oh, I think that would hurt too much.
00:51:59How do you know, though?
00:52:02I mean,
00:52:03you light up every time you talk about her.
00:52:08Maybe you're just scared.
00:52:11What if you weren't?
00:52:20Listen,
00:52:21whoa.
00:52:22Whoa.
00:52:24I never thought I'd see the day.
00:52:25All of your lessons in Montana living
00:52:27I've started to get through.
00:52:28Hmm.
00:52:29Well, I don't think she's coming.
00:52:44She wouldn't do this to us.
00:52:45We'll send pictures,
00:52:47and she'll see what she's missing.
00:52:48Just so unbelievably selfish.
00:52:50Em,
00:52:50I know you're frustrated,
00:52:51but Heather's really struggling.
00:52:52I think she really came here to write,
00:52:55so we just got to go easy on her.
00:52:57We've been going easy on her for a year.
00:52:59She won't let us help.
00:52:59But we have been helping.
00:53:00I think she's getting somewhere.
00:53:02Yeah, Montana.
00:53:04We're all making changes, Emily.
00:53:05I can feel it.
00:53:10Come on.
00:53:11Let's ride.
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:13Now you sound like Clint Eastwood.
00:53:14We're ready.
00:53:24Whoa.
00:53:25Whoa.
00:53:26Whoa.
00:53:26Whoa.
00:53:29Yeah, you sound like a lot less
00:53:30like a tough cowboy now.
00:53:44Whoa.
00:54:11Whoa.
00:54:11Whoa.
00:54:11Whoa.
00:54:12Whoa.
00:54:44How'd you sleep?
00:54:50Never better. You?
00:54:53I dream my editor was yelling at me because I hadn't turned in pages.
00:54:58There you are.
00:55:00Now that I'm awake, I'm a lot less confident in it.
00:55:03Navigating the city gives me the confidence to navigate anything.
00:55:09If you can survive the F train to Brooklyn, you can survive any, quote, work emergency, unquote.
00:55:18Your words.
00:55:20You read my book.
00:55:21Yes, I did.
00:55:22It was very entertaining.
00:55:23I did, however, skip the chapter on sex life.
00:55:27That's probably good.
00:55:28Yeah.
00:55:29My mom read it and she called my therapist.
00:55:32As a joke.
00:55:33I'm joking.
00:55:34I'm sorry.
00:55:35I do that when I'm nervous.
00:55:38Why are you nervous?
00:55:40I mean, I assume you had a reason for writing what you wrote.
00:55:45I did, yeah.
00:55:47And it felt so good to write again.
00:55:51Especially about something as, you know, personal and beautiful as this place.
00:55:57There's no Montana sex life chapter, though.
00:55:59Well, not yet.
00:56:04Listen, if it felt that good to write, I mean, I think you already know what you need to do.
00:56:11Yeah.
00:56:16Oof.
00:56:18Oh, my.
00:56:19Oh, no.
00:56:20What?
00:56:21Oh, the girls are going to think I ran away with the wolves.
00:56:23What'd you do with your son?
00:56:24Ah, I'm pretty sure we left it in the storage shed.
00:56:29You've changed.
00:56:35Okay, okay.
00:56:36Hold your horses, cowboy.
00:56:38I gotta skedaddle.
00:56:39Yeah, we should.
00:56:40I'll skedaddle with you.
00:56:54Good morning.
00:57:09Heather?
00:57:10Good morning, ladies.
00:57:12I, um, lost my phone, right?
00:57:15We're supposed to believe that Heather lost her phone.
00:57:17Yeah, that would never happen.
00:57:18It happened.
00:57:19I swear it's...
00:57:21Is everything okay?
00:57:23Well, here is the research you asked me to do on starting a non-profit.
00:57:27I can set one up in a day.
00:57:29Here is the property assessment.
00:57:30And here is the pre-sale inventory on the ranch, which is ready to list, but definitely needs a new porch.
00:57:36Oh, and here is a picture of me falling off a horse on the friendship trail ride that you didn't bother to show up for.
00:57:43Yeah, you know, I, I got caught up writing.
00:57:47Oh, so writing gave you that spectacular bedhead.
00:57:51Yes, as a matter of fact, he did.
00:57:53And by the way, Heather, I'm starting to feel like staff.
00:57:56I'm sorry.
00:57:57I hate that I missed out on something that we planned to do together.
00:58:01Listen, we're on your side.
00:58:03No matter what, you know that, right?
00:58:05I do, and I appreciate that.
00:58:07And I'm aware I've been caught up in my own stuff lately, but I, I'm finally feeling inspired.
00:58:14That's something.
00:58:15I think I finally figured out why my mom felt so good here.
00:58:18And, and I want to write about that.
00:58:21And about her.
00:58:22Maybe.
00:58:23Actually, I think that's really beautiful, and maybe just what you've needed.
00:58:26Maybe, but can we just circle back?
00:58:29You fell off a horse?
00:58:31Are you hurt?
00:58:32Mostly just my pride.
00:58:33Although neither of us can walk.
00:58:35Why does he make riding horses look so easy in the movies?
00:58:38It's murder on the core.
00:58:39I'm bad.
00:58:40Um, Jess, is your girlfriend going to give you a little massage?
00:58:43I don't have a girlfriend, because apparently I'm a flake, and I don't have a festival venue,
00:58:48and everybody just wants a million dollars.
00:58:53Oh my God.
00:58:55Why don't we throw the fall festival here?
00:58:57What?
00:58:57Okay, think about it.
00:58:58I owe you the full Montana experience, and we could fix up the porch,
00:59:02and just make it happen here ourselves.
00:59:04Can we pull it off?
00:59:06Olivia says people will do what they've always done, and there's not much prep.
00:59:09I can find a sponsorship.
00:59:11Perfect.
00:59:12Then giddy up, Cliff.
00:59:14Yep.
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:16Giddy up, I can do, but getting up, that's going to be a toughie.
00:59:20Okay, come on.
00:59:20I got you.
00:59:21Ready?
00:59:21Okay.
00:59:21One, two, three.
00:59:22Oh, God.
00:59:23Oh, Jesus.
00:59:24I'm so sorry.
00:59:25Yeah, I'm going to get the ups.
00:59:26So that's a miter saw?
00:59:38Looks pretty sharp.
00:59:44I think she's going to do a series of works about Montana.
00:59:48It's pretty cool.
00:59:49Hold up.
00:59:50You've been the I Hate Tourists champion for as long as I've known you, and now...
00:59:56Okay, she's a bit of a project.
00:59:58You know, somewhat interesting, but I haven't seen you around much.
01:00:02And it isn't because my good boy has stopped eating hair ties and needing to see the vet.
01:00:07Oh, I know.
01:00:08I, um...
01:00:11I've been helping out, Heather.
01:00:12Mm-hmm.
01:00:12I am super surprised to see you getting involved with the city girl.
01:00:16I was not involved.
01:00:17It's not that serious.
01:00:18Oh, okay.
01:00:19All right, yeah.
01:00:20That's good.
01:00:21Zaya saw firsthand how badly you handled long distance after you came back from Portland.
01:00:27I know.
01:00:28You are keeping that in mind, though, right?
01:00:30You're for sure not falling for Heather.
01:00:33You're for sure not going to hit your thumb?
01:00:36Yes, I am.
01:00:38Oh.
01:00:41That's good enough.
01:00:43You know I'm right, though, Cliff.
01:00:44Just protect yourself.
01:00:46You know, stay on guard.
01:00:48She couldn't choose to stay, you know.
01:00:50Mm-hmm.
01:00:50That's not what I'm hearing from her friends or anywhere else.
01:00:56You know, just watch yourself.
01:00:57Don't do the same thing over again.
01:01:02All right.
01:01:04I got it.
01:01:05You got it?
01:01:06I got it.
01:01:06Oh.
01:01:06Here in Montana, I hear my mom.
01:01:20She isn't saying anything profound.
01:01:23She's just reminding me not to jump in puddles and to look out for spiders on the porch swing.
01:01:27But she's here.
01:01:30And she's free.
01:01:35And it makes me feel the same.
01:01:37Yes, Mr. Stringer.
01:01:44If the co-op would agree to sponsor the game station at the festival again this year, that would be much appreciated.
01:01:49I will get you the contract.
01:01:53The festival's being registered as a charity.
01:01:55And, of course, the community will have a say in where the funds go.
01:02:01Terrific.
01:02:03Happy trails to you, too.
01:02:08Yes!
01:02:09Of course you had to throw it, Heather.
01:02:12Where'd it go?
01:02:15Aha!
01:02:20Oh, dear.
01:02:22Well, she could be calling four times because she likes it.
01:02:25Times four, that's possible.
01:02:28Hi, Heather McKenzie for Linda, please.
01:02:31Hello.
01:02:32Linda, hi.
01:02:33How are you?
01:02:34Heather, I just finished your pages.
01:02:36Great.
01:02:37What do you think?
01:02:37I have no idea where to start with this.
01:02:40I am happy to walk you through it.
01:02:42I have more pages, too, fresh off the typewriter.
01:02:44Okay.
01:02:45Yeah, I don't think that more of this is what I'm looking for, but if you'd like to walk me through it in person.
01:02:50Oh, uh...
01:02:52Okay.
01:02:53Frankly, your communication on this whole project has been horrible.
01:02:56I'm not looking for more broken telephone.
01:02:59I will be on the next flight.
01:03:01Are you sure?
01:03:02Linda, no, there is absolutely nothing keeping me here.
01:03:05Okay, great.
01:03:06Wonderful.
01:03:06We'll see you shortly, then.
01:03:07Great.
01:03:08Great.
01:03:09I'll talk to you when I land.
01:03:10Bye-bye now.
01:03:13Absolutely nothing.
01:03:16Cliff, let me explain.
01:03:17It's...
01:03:18I got it.
01:03:27Cliff.
01:03:28Cliff.
01:03:28Cliff.
01:03:28Cliff.
01:03:28Cliff.
01:03:28Cliff.
01:03:28Cliff.
01:03:28Cliff.
01:03:28Cliff.
01:03:29Cliff.
01:03:29Cliff.
01:03:30Cliff.
01:03:30Cliff.
01:03:31Cliff.
01:03:32Cliff.
01:03:33Cliff.
01:03:34Cliff.
01:03:35Cliff.
01:03:36Didn't you?
01:03:41Can you bring us back some proper bagels?
01:03:43And vegan desserts.
01:03:44You could come with me.
01:03:45I could use the support.
01:03:46Can't leave now.
01:03:47You just put us in charge of this insane festival.
01:03:50Right.
01:03:51You're not salty about that, are you?
01:03:53More worried.
01:03:54Less about the festival.
01:03:54More about you.
01:03:55Yeah.
01:03:56I know.
01:03:56I probably seem like I'm all over the place, huh?
01:03:58I blame men.
01:03:59Can't live with them.
01:04:00Can't live without them.
01:04:01Oh, ha, wait, you can't live without him.
01:04:03Yeah, says the girl who's building a porch and a festival
01:04:06to impress someone she just met.
01:04:08I'm actually helping Heather out,
01:04:09learning woodworking skills from my new artistic foray,
01:04:12and trying to impress a girl I just met.
01:04:17I think you should talk to Cliff before you leave.
01:04:20You didn't see his face.
01:04:22Tell him the truth about what you're going through.
01:04:24Speak from your heart, and you can't go wrong.
01:04:28Wish me luck.
01:04:31Hey, you know, if you, uh, don't have your cell phone,
01:04:43it takes a person a while to find you.
01:04:46Oh, well, that was the idea.
01:04:48What can I do for you?
01:04:50I want to talk to you.
01:04:52I don't want to leave things the way we did yesterday.
01:04:55Okay.
01:04:57Well, I'm not angry.
01:04:59Well, that's a relief.
01:05:00You have to get in line.
01:05:03My, um, my editor's pissed.
01:05:07She's not happy with the book.
01:05:10How do you feel, brother?
01:05:11Isn't that more important?
01:05:13If I lose this book contract,
01:05:15I won't be able to pay what I need to on this place.
01:05:19Because you're going to sell it, right?
01:05:23Cliff, it's more complicated than that, okay?
01:05:27I, I did want to sell it, but...
01:05:29You can't do this, have you?
01:05:31What?
01:05:32Feel this way, will you?
01:05:35I gotta live here.
01:05:37I'm committed to my family and my practice,
01:05:40both of which are here.
01:05:42Okay.
01:05:42But can't we still mean something to each other?
01:05:46I knew I shouldn't have gotten involved.
01:05:49I got mixed up anyway.
01:05:52Yeah, we both did.
01:05:54That, that doesn't have to be a bad thing.
01:05:56I made sacrifices to live here.
01:05:59Real sacrifices.
01:06:00And if there's anything that I've learned about myself,
01:06:02it's that I can't have anything real
01:06:04with somebody who isn't here.
01:06:06Oh, look, it's, it's not on you.
01:06:13It's on me.
01:06:26If I don't, um, leave, I'm gonna miss my flight.
01:06:32Safe travels.
01:06:59Yeah.
01:07:02Hello?
01:07:03Have I gotten off?
01:07:04Wait, that's amazing.
01:07:05How?
01:07:06Private buyer.
01:07:07Probably corporate farming,
01:07:09but no back tax,
01:07:10and they want immediate possession.
01:07:11Immediate?
01:07:12What about the, the, the porch and the festival?
01:07:15This fish won't stay on the line forever.
01:07:18We're saying yes, right?
01:07:19Just hold on a bit, wait.
01:07:20I'll call you back.
01:07:21I can't stall for more than a couple hours.
01:07:23I will call you back.
01:07:24Let's talk it through.
01:07:38Your first book was about crashing into life in the city and doing it with joy.
01:07:43Yes, absolutely that.
01:07:44Yes, but it had heart.
01:07:46It was about how New York changed you.
01:07:49These pages, it's not that the writing's bad.
01:07:52It's always good.
01:07:53What feels wrong is that you're on the outside of Montana.
01:07:57I guess I was.
01:08:00I was a tourist, and I'm just passing through.
01:08:04And do you still feel that way?
01:08:05Because we need your real feelings on Montana in here.
01:08:07My mom died, and it was overwhelming.
01:08:15I silenced my authentic voice with shopping and speed dates and spin classes, but
01:08:23Montana gave me the space and the safety to face it all.
01:08:34Well, it sounds like it was good for you.
01:08:36It was.
01:08:38It is.
01:08:40I think you'll find a lot of real in these pages.
01:08:43Let me know if this is something the imprint is interested in, and if not, that's okay.
01:08:50There is a whole world outside of this city.
01:08:55Uh, where are you going?
01:08:57Back to where I belong.
01:08:59I have a real estate deal to stop.
01:09:00We'll put the pumpkins over there, and the pots of mums over there.
01:09:10Yeah, I'm on a break.
01:09:11Listen, I put fall festival director on my resume.
01:09:15I need staff.
01:09:16You're it.
01:09:19Who could that be?
01:09:21I hope the state police, so they can come and arrest you for being so New York-y.
01:09:27No, who is that?
01:09:29Heather?
01:09:29What are you doing back?
01:09:31Thanks for the warm welcome.
01:09:33We thought you would at least stay one night back home.
01:09:35Nah.
01:09:38There they go.
01:09:39There they go.
01:09:40Hot.
01:09:40Hot.
01:09:40Hot.
01:09:43When I thought about not coming back, or never coming back, it broke my heart.
01:09:52This is home.
01:09:54You decided to stay.
01:09:55I knew it.
01:09:56I did, too.
01:09:57My kiss.
01:09:58We're going to miss you so much.
01:10:00I know.
01:10:00I'm going to miss you, too.
01:10:01But I will come spend time in New York, and you will have to visit Montana.
01:10:05And Dr. Cliff?
01:10:07I have called him and texted him a bunch, but...
01:10:09Just give him more time.
01:10:11He did say things move slower around here.
01:10:14Mm-mm.
01:10:15I do have a plan.
01:10:17To show him that I'm not just a fly-by-night tourist.
01:10:24Oh, I missed you.
01:10:25Oh.
01:10:35And one final touch.
01:10:38Mm-mm.
01:10:39Oh, 1.
01:10:41Oh, go for it.
01:10:43honoring a whoa-by-night tourist.
01:10:48And here we are.
01:10:50Oh, yeah.
01:10:54Yay.
01:10:54Like you'reảnh.
01:10:55Oh, Dad.
01:10:56OK, let's go.
01:11:00Hey, let's go.
01:11:00Hi, her.
01:11:01Oh, my goodness.
01:11:02Oh, my goodness.
01:11:03Oh, he moved Ace?
01:11:04Oh, that's all I.
01:12:05Do you want me to pick your job off the floor or are you good with it there?
01:12:09She's the most incredible woman.
01:12:12See, sometimes it pays to get to know someone first.
01:12:16Here, have an napkin.
01:12:17I'm worried you're going to start gluing in your eye.
01:12:18She's the country girl in her mama's pearl.
01:12:25She's the southern dream in her cut-off jeans.
01:12:31Hey there, little lady.
01:12:32You like treats?
01:12:33Oh, Wade, when are you going to give up?
01:12:36I just want to say thank you for helping me learn so much.
01:12:39People around here have been taking me more seriously since they've seen me hanging around
01:12:42a real New York lawyer.
01:12:44Well, you can call me anytime.
01:12:46For lawyer-to-lawyer legal advice, do not abuse these privileges.
01:12:50This is for you.
01:12:52Oh, Wade, that's very sweet, but I'm vegan.
01:12:54I know.
01:12:55I learned how to make vegan pumpkin pie.
01:12:57Wade, you're going to make me cry.
01:13:01Mmm.
01:13:08Mmm.
01:13:09Mmm.
01:13:09Mmm.
01:13:10Mmm-hmm.
01:13:11Mmm.
01:13:12Mmm.
01:13:13Mmm.
01:13:13Mmm.
01:13:13Ooh, country girls
01:13:20Ooh, country girls
01:13:29Oh, country girls
01:13:33Ooh
01:13:36Thank you so much. You all were so great. How about giving up for the band?
01:13:52Thank you so much for being here today. If we haven't met, my name's Heather.
01:13:58My mom, Elizabeth, loved growing up here.
01:14:01And so I want to thank each and every one of you for welcoming her daughter and a couple of other high-strung city girls with open arms over the last little while.
01:14:12For some, it took a bit of time, but we got there.
01:14:16Um, I am so excited to be a part of this community. I love it here.
01:14:24And I will host this festival every year, if you'll let me.
01:14:27Partly in thanks for my beautiful new porch. Thank you so much.
01:14:35I do have one little bit of business to speak with you about.
01:14:38We have started raising money for a new charity that my friend Emily and I just registered with the help of local legal expert Wade Pickett.
01:14:46Call him for all your legal needs.
01:14:48Call me. Seriously.
01:14:49Please call him.
01:14:52This is, is meant to be a starter seed fund for a new animal rescue.
01:14:58And we're hoping that it will be administered by our wonderful local veterinarian, Cliff Beatty.
01:15:06I know that Cliff cares for many of your beloved pets and important livestock, and it's men like Cliff, who are kind and honest and giving, who are the heart of this place.
01:15:24Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech.
01:15:31I mean, Cliff, I know you're a man of few words, but if you'd like to, Mike's all yours.
01:15:39Woo! That's a Cliff baby!
01:15:41Thank you, Wade.
01:15:47Um, this has been a dream of mine for a very long time.
01:15:53Um, I'd be honored.
01:15:58Uh...
01:16:00Anything else?
01:16:02Uh, would you like to dance?
01:16:05I'd love to.
01:16:16So I told you I'd pay you back for all that work you did on the ranch.
01:16:19Uh, it's bad Montana manners out there.
01:16:21Mm-hmm.
01:16:24I still don't know how you knew exactly what I needed.
01:16:29How about it push you?
01:16:30No.
01:16:32No, you helped me to see exactly where I was supposed to be.
01:16:36What about your friends?
01:16:38I have no doubt that Emily will land on her feet in a better place.
01:16:45You won't miss each other.
01:16:47Friends are friends.
01:16:49No matter how far you have to fly.
01:16:56What about those two?
01:16:58They have a conversation to have, I think, about what Olivia wants.
01:17:04Well, if she feels anything like I do, she'll just want you to be happy.
01:17:09Everything is so much simpler when we put it that way, isn't it?
01:17:12Well, is this going to end up in your book?
01:17:23I am still not sure there's going to be a book.
01:17:25You don't have to go to the book.
01:17:26I am still not sure where I want you to be.
01:17:27I'm still not sure where I want you to have the book.
01:17:32I am still not sure where I go.
01:17:36I'm still not sure where I want you to be.
01:17:38Even if she is an LGBT member.
01:17:41Oh, my God.
01:18:11Good job.
01:18:19Nice and clean.
01:18:21That's right.
01:18:21Wow.
01:18:22Oh, you can't call me a city girl now after I've done this, huh?
01:18:25No.
01:18:26You're right.
01:18:27You're absolutely right.
01:18:29Sometimes.
01:18:30What?
01:18:32What'd you find there?
01:18:34Papyrus Park Publishing, 212 area code.
01:18:39Oh, boy.
01:18:39I'd better, um, yeah.
01:18:51Hello?
01:18:52I was wrong.
01:18:53The new pages about your mom, your friends, being grounded in the place are incredible.
01:18:59Thank you so much.
01:19:01Now, it's going to be a rough road.
01:19:02We're going to have to fight for your place in the market.
01:19:04I'm tougher than I look, Linda.
01:19:05Okay, Miss Montana.
01:19:07Welcome back to the fold and the fray.
01:19:10Now get back to work.
01:19:11I would love nothing more.
01:19:15Yes.
01:19:18Yes!
01:19:21Yeah?
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:23Oh, my God.
01:19:37Where's our third?
01:19:38She's coming.
01:19:39She likes to take her sweet time.
01:19:40Well, New York will beat that out of her pretty fast.
01:19:42Or you will.
01:19:45Look, there she is.
01:19:46Wait, what are you doing driving the town taxi?
01:19:54Oh, is this one of your side hustles?
01:19:56Not exactly.
01:19:58Oh, you don't have a car?
01:19:59No, but I'm working on it.
01:20:05I can't believe another woman's leaving me for the big city.
01:20:08Oh, well, at least the right one's staying this time.
01:20:13Hey.
01:20:13Hi.
01:20:14Hug me before I cry.
01:20:16Oh, my God.
01:20:23Say hi to New York for me.
01:20:25And send bagels.
01:20:26And Negronis.
01:20:27Yes, please.
01:20:28I will send you back wildflowers and invitations to next year's festival festival.
01:20:34Perfect.
01:20:36We found a home.
01:20:38Yeah.
01:20:40But part of my home will always be where you guys are.
01:20:46Tick tock.
01:20:47It's 20 o'clock.
01:20:49I'm going to miss you so much, Heather.
01:20:51Call us any time, okay?
01:20:53I will.
01:20:54I'm just going to be on my phone a little less.
01:20:56I'm about for you.
01:21:01I will see.
01:21:06Take good care of her, okay?
01:21:07I will.
01:21:19You good?
01:21:22Yeah, I'm good.
01:21:25All right.
01:21:28So, not so city girl.
01:21:30Hmm.
01:21:30You have big plans to keep us busy?
01:21:33Well, I got plenty of plans for us.
01:21:35Hmm.
01:21:37Special delivery?
01:21:47What did you order me this time?
01:21:50Fishing rod?
01:21:53Does this look like a fishing rod?
01:21:54Oh, I don't know.
01:21:55I don't know anything about Montana living.
01:21:58That boyfriend needs to teach you a thing or two.
01:22:00Well, he's been a little busy.
01:22:02You know, his, uh, incredible animal shelter opens in just a few days.
01:22:10Oh, boy.
01:22:13Drum roll, please.
01:22:14I'm so proud of you.
01:22:30I'm proud of us.
01:22:33Hmm.
01:22:33What time does your flight get into Miami?
01:22:46Hi, Emily.
01:22:47Ours gets there at two, but the Turks and Caicos flight gets there at four.
01:22:50Do you think that's tight?
01:22:51In case you thought a new job at a vegan nonprofit would have chilled Emily out, the answer is no.
01:22:56It's because I'm excited.
01:22:57Oh, I'm excited, too.
01:22:59And no, my flight gets in a half hour before yours.
01:23:01Should be just fine.
01:23:02I'll meet you at the gate.
01:23:03Oh, bring at least four bathing suits.
01:23:04And close-toe shoes.
01:23:05They will not let you ride the horses without close-toe shoes.
01:23:08Oh, here's Olivia.
01:23:09She's checking out a gig.
01:23:10I'm going to go meet her after I walk those men.
01:23:13Did you hear me about the close-toe shoes?
01:23:15Yes, I did.
01:23:16And I would not dare miss horseback riding with my friends on our vacation.
01:23:19I mean, what kind of friend would do that?
01:23:22The best kind.
01:23:24How's everything going with you, Miss Best-Selling Author?
01:23:26Been keeping busy?
01:23:28Not too busy, actually, but I just can't wait to see you so soon.
01:23:33Very soon, my loves.
01:23:34Very soon.
01:23:35Love you, Bucket.
01:23:36Love you more.
01:23:37Bye.
01:23:42Oh, careful there, cowboy.
01:23:43You're going to make Molly jealous.
01:23:45No, no, no.
01:23:45She gets it.
01:23:46Oh.
01:23:46You're one of us now.
01:23:47Oh, that's fortunate for me.
01:23:49We keep going, we keep going, oh, sunrise.
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