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00:01You're in our way.
00:03You brought feet up.
00:05Super.
00:06You couldn't stay.
00:08You're in our way.
00:10Que los forever.
00:14Que los forever.
00:17Que los forever.
00:21Que los forever.
00:26You think I'm pretty?
00:27You think I'm pretty?
00:29You think I'm pretty awful?
00:31Let's go!
00:34You think I'm pretty happy.
00:36I give you magic.
00:38I hope you're gonna get out soon.
00:41Oh, man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
00:45I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
00:48Oh, man, I said you're gonna get out soon.
00:55Good job!
00:56Good job, give you a day, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she met Trevor, me quedos forever, me quedos forever, me quedos forever, me quedos forever, me quedos forever.
01:19Good job, give you a day, a golden star, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, all but if you wanna take love, welcome.
01:29Welcome to my point, back up on your ice for Consumer marks, journal east
01:47Yeah, I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
01:56A tree, a darker hill, it's crooked from being bad minds
02:03You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
02:10You're lost to bereavement, you're standing in my light
02:17You're standing in my light, you're sta-
02:22You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty too
02:34You say you're scarier, how much people do
02:37This is the real world, I need to be a failure
02:41In spite of everything, I guess there's just no kidding
02:44Nice job, now get out of the way
02:48Good job, just take a fucking hit
02:52I said I'll see you, you wanna be a, you wanna be a
02:55Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
03:10I think you mean fucks with
03:13Buddy
03:13I fucking mean what I mean
03:15You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now
03:17The fuck does that mean?
03:19They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
03:20Uh, no thanks
03:21Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
03:24Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
03:26I'm not even that
03:27Whatever you need, Captain
03:29Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
03:37Oh Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
03:40Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
03:43But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
03:46And how about that other team?
03:50Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
03:52He had a hat trick last week
03:53And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
03:55Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
03:57No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
03:58Thanks guys
03:59Vanity
04:00Ilya
04:02Ilya
04:04Ilya
04:05Ilya
04:20Ilya
04:24Ilya
04:24Ilya
04:25Ilya
05:28Wow, this Montreal girl wakes you up, brother.
05:34Shut your idiot face, Marley.
05:36You're straight up blushing, Ross.
05:37Uh, no.
05:38Never in life have I blushed.
05:40Russians do not do this.
05:41He will murder me.
05:58Maybe.
05:58Get in.
06:04Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
06:07What the fuck?
06:08You were hard, weren't you?
06:10For how long?
06:10Whole game?
06:12You're such a fucking ass.
06:14You missed me, didn't you?
06:16I fucking didn't.
06:18And I still beat your ass.
06:19Oh, barely.
06:26Wow, nice place.
06:28Thanks.
06:29I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
06:34Right next door.
06:36I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
06:41Mr. Businessman.
06:42Shut up.
06:43Mr. Landlord.
06:45You asked.
06:46No, I didn't.
07:00So what do you want me?
07:02In the kitchen, on the floor.
07:05Fuck you.
07:10Did your mom buy all these pillows?
07:12No.
07:13I hired someone.
07:15A designer.
07:17You think there is enough?
07:19Such an asshole.
07:22I think maybe you'll like it.
07:25I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
07:27I had one.
07:28You shouldn't be smoking.
07:30And you shouldn't be talking.
07:35Come here.
07:36No, you come here.
07:37No, you come here.
07:38No, you come here.
07:39No, you come here.
07:46You still want?
07:51You still want?
07:51I still want.
08:01Don't worry.
08:01It will fit.
08:02Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
08:16Fuck off.
08:32Where were you?
08:40Please don't go.
08:47Please don't go.
08:53Oh, my God.
08:55Take it right here.
09:02Is he okay?
09:04Hmm?
09:06Oh, shit, Rose.
09:21Is he okay?
09:24It's you.
09:31It's you.
09:38Is he okay?
09:43I'm doing it.
09:49Is he okay?
09:52Haha.
09:53Oh, God.
10:14Are you...
10:16Oh, God.
10:17Oh, God.
10:18Oh, God.
10:25What the hell are you?
10:43Now the bed's all dead.
10:45What?
10:47Shut up.
10:52I wish I would now, okay?
10:54Stay with me.
11:01Stay with me.
11:03Stay with me.
11:07Stay with me.
11:11Stay with me.
11:12Stay with me.
11:13Stay with me.
11:14Stay with me.
11:15Stay with me.
11:16You killed me, Lunder.
11:18I'm dead.
11:19That was so fucking hot.
11:21Stay with me.
11:22Stay with me.
11:23Stay with me.
11:25Stay with me.
11:26We're the way.
11:28I should go.
11:49So, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
11:53Oh, right.
11:54Your family must be happy there in Russia.
11:59Yes.
12:01My parents are pretty psyched for me.
12:03They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch your game.
12:11I bet your parents will be there, right?
12:13My father, yes.
12:15Maybe my brother, but who knows.
12:18Cool.
12:19Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
12:23Dreaming of what? Ron's Medal?
12:25You fucking wish, dude.
12:30Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
12:33Don't fuck yourself, Rosna.
12:37Such a good drink.
12:38Your cab is definitely here.
12:40He's definitely here.
12:51Bye.
12:52Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
13:02For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
13:09What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
13:14A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
13:21Oh, hey there. What's up, motherfucker?
13:23Good voice.
13:24Hey.
13:25Holy cow.
13:26Hey.
13:28Do you believe Russia?
13:54Yeah. Did you see that game?
13:55Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
13:57A debacle.
13:58Hey, what did Ross say about it?
14:00Uh, I don't know.
14:01Nothing to me, that's for sure.
14:03I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
14:05Uh-uh.
14:05So you're gonna say this year, baby.
14:06We're fucking coming for you.
14:07Okay.
14:07Trust me.
14:08You look great in Silver, Vani.
14:09Don't even stress.
14:10Oh, good one.
14:13Does your room have that smell?
14:15Yes. Yes, it does.
14:17Is it black mold?
14:19Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
14:20Probably right.
14:21The good news is, we're not gonna be here alone.
14:23All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating or?
14:25My buddy Joe is in that program.
14:26We train together.
14:27Would you guys be cool to do that?
14:29I'd love to show up for them.
14:30Hell yeah, man.
14:32Show up for any dude who's that brave.
14:34What do you mean?
14:37Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
14:40I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
14:44hey, here's me.
14:45Russia is not safe for folks like that.
14:49Fucking balls of steel, man.
14:53Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
15:21Fuck yeah, he did.
15:26I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
15:45Hey.
15:45Not here.
15:52No, I'm fine.
15:54I saw you up here.
15:55I wanted to see how you're doing.
15:57Fine.
15:58Go sit down.
16:02We hit...
16:02We are not anything.
16:05Go away, Olander.
16:06Are you okay?
16:15Please, go.
16:17You didn't answer my text.
16:20No, I did not answer your boring text.
16:22Now you go.
16:25Fine.
16:26Fuck.
16:27Fuck.
16:27I love you.
16:44The minister still wants to meet you today, regardless of what you want.
16:50It's a honor to me.
16:52You have to be a honor to be a honor.
16:54After yesterday, you won...
16:59...Latvia.
17:01...Latvia.
17:02And he's still a mess.
17:04How did you do it?
17:06It's not a mess?
17:07It's not a mess.
17:08It's not a mess.
17:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
17:12It's not a mess.
17:14It's not a mess.
17:15It's not a mess.
17:16It's not a mess.
17:17It's not a mess, which you showed in childhood.
17:19Now I play better than when I play.
17:22Our enemies are damaged.
17:24The team is playing.
17:26Playing?
17:27What is this American absurd?
17:29What is it playing?
17:30You, captain, you're doing them playing.
17:33You always find someone who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one.
17:37Who's the one who'sύnding you?
17:40Who's the one you'veeing?
17:43Your mother?
17:44She doesn't it's no way they do it.
17:47No, dad.
17:48She died.
17:49She died.
17:50You remember her…
17:51hollow.
17:52Amen.
17:53Don't worry her yet.
17:54You rememberell因hmm?
17:56You did not remember.
17:58You remember?
18:00I was in your case.
18:04Where's Polina?
18:07In Moscow?
18:09Of course.
18:14We need to go to the night.
18:18To be able to meet the minister.
18:24Yes.
18:26Are you ready?
18:28Let's go.
18:30Of course, I'm always the same.
18:32I'm always the same.
18:34I'm always the same.
18:36No, he's not in shape.
18:38No, he's not in shape.
18:40No, he's still in shape.
18:42He's still in America.
18:44He's good.
18:46He's good.
18:48It's a problem with leadership.
18:52He's good.
18:54He's good.
18:56He's good.
18:58You're good.
19:00I'm too much talking.
19:02You're my angel.
19:04You're too much talking.
19:06Especially when it's hockey.
19:08Only when we're winning, Dad.
19:10I'm going to get you in a bar.
19:12He's got another bottle.
19:14I'm not going to get you in touch.
19:16It's not all that you do.
19:18No.
19:19I came to the house.
19:20I'm an angel.
19:21Was it good if I could stop you.
19:24I want to drink.
19:26I don't want something for you.
19:27I want to drink.
19:28I want to drink with you.
19:29Go ahead.
19:30You can hear me.
19:31Domenico, I...
19:50Domenico, Sash.
19:52I think you played well well.
19:57I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
20:02For those who have been a son of a hockey trainer, you should avoid this.
20:07I sometimes don't care about it.
20:10When I understand what it is, it doesn't matter for you.
20:16It doesn't matter? Why did you decide that?
20:19My father is a fool who will be killed.
20:23You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
20:27And you don't have to play the game, when you have a real chance for the cup this year.
20:32Really?
20:33Yes, that is true.
20:34Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey, but New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
20:40I think that you will win this year.
20:43This year?
20:44Yes, this year.
20:45I think that the Mids are going to be травmized.
20:49Where do you know all this?
20:51On the extra sense.
20:53You can't find a draft.
20:54You can't find a guy who is the first team.
20:56It's been good for a year.
20:57It's been a good.
20:58You can win the game.
20:59It's been for the West.
21:00You can win the first time.
21:01You can win anything else.
21:02You can win anyone in the West.
21:03You can win the in-war in Chicago.
21:04And in Chicago.
21:05And in the final game you'll find them in San Francisco.
21:06In Chicago, not so much earlier.
21:09In the final, most likely, they will be in San Francisco.
21:13They are good, but they are too young.
21:16So you will win the Cup of Scenes a year ago, than I did before.
21:24Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
21:26Tomorrow you should be perfect.
21:29You should be perfect.
21:31You should be perfect.
21:33You should be perfect.
21:35We'll see you later.
21:37See you later.
21:38See you later.
21:44What's up?
21:46How are you, Sasha?
21:49There is great.
21:52I just love this place.
21:55The club, the head of the club.
21:59The girls are just great.
22:02And the boys...
22:05Well...
22:07You've seen the French about them.
22:10Right?
22:11Right?
22:12Don't be a happy one time.
22:13You're a happy one time.
22:14You don't want to go back to your ass.
22:15No music needs to be perfect.
22:16No music needs to be perfect.
22:17You're a happy one time for a good one time.
22:18You're a happy one time, too.
22:19I don't miss her.
22:20Dude...
22:21You're a happy one time.
22:22You're very happy.
22:23I won't miss her.
22:24You don't lie, you don't lie, you don't flirt with the answer.
22:34You were before you were fun.
22:38I can't believe it.
22:40I can't believe it.
22:52Are you here?
22:54Are you serious?
22:56It was dangerous.
22:58It was a threat to you.
23:00If you remember me, don't you?
23:04We are the children, Sash.
23:08Yes.
23:10That's right.
23:16I'm sorry.
23:18Okay, let's go somewhere else.
23:22No.
23:32Okay, I'll find a wedding.
23:36Okay.
23:38Okay.
23:40Let's go.
23:42I'll see you again.
23:44I'm glad to see you.
23:46Okay.
23:48What happens here?
23:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:52Okay.
23:54What happens here?
23:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:00Okay.
24:02Okay.
24:04What am I supposed to do?
24:06I don't know.
24:08My mom told me to get away.
24:10Oh, my God.
24:12You're so here to have a good home, Eddie.
24:14There's ginger ale on the fish.
24:16Okay, playoffs are over.
24:18You cannot keep the beer.
24:20That's not a rule. You just made that up.
24:22Hollander, is that a rule?
24:23Unfortunately, it is.
24:24Fuck you, Hollander.
24:25You can barely even grow one.
24:26No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
24:28Come on.
24:29Just fucking do it, Hayden.
24:30Stop.
24:32Boys, it's starting.
24:34Turn it up.
24:35It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
24:37As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
24:40Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
24:43A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
24:48He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
24:52Okay, listen the fuck up.
24:55Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
24:59I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
25:03I don't need to think about that.
25:04That was yesterday.
25:05That was before.
25:06Now, I only need one thing.
25:10I need to win.
25:14Here, at home, tonight.
25:17As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
25:22but I want to hear our fans.
25:24I want to hear them scream.
25:27I want to fuck San Francisco.
25:30I know you can do it.
25:33I've seen you fucking do it.
25:35I've seen every one of you do it.
25:37So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
25:40Because this is our fucking night.
25:46This is our fucking cup.
25:49Fucking fuck San Francisco!
25:52I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
26:05Shane hates him the most.
26:07What?
26:08You hate Rosenau.
26:09Of course.
26:10But he's very good at acting.
26:12The best, probably.
26:14Eh, nah.
26:15You're the fucking best, all-hander.
26:17Okay?
26:18Not that animal shit show, cock-sucking Russian.
26:21Now that is that.
26:23The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
26:26What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenau.
26:29The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs,
26:32leading his team in block shots,
26:34in shots again,
26:35and obviously...
26:40Get your name, Lamar!
26:42Go!
26:43Go!
26:44Go!
26:45Go!
26:46Go!
26:47Go!
26:48Go!
26:49Go!
26:50Go!
26:51Go!
26:52Go!
26:53Go!
26:54Go!
26:55Go!
26:56Go!
26:57Go!
26:58Go!
26:59Go!
27:00Go!
27:01Go!
27:03Go!
27:04Well, nice watch.
27:07He gave this to you for free...
27:10Who the fuck were you, Joanna?
27:11Five seconds.
27:1225 seconds.
27:13Even during...
27:14And now, presenting the Lord's하�ler award...
27:18I was busy.
27:19With who?
27:20Elliot Rosanoff and Shane Hallner!
27:22But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
27:35Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
27:40What?
27:41Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
27:44Okay, fine, but hurry up.
27:52Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you.
27:55No chance.
27:58And the Lord Talon Award for Most Sportsmanlike Player goes to...
28:22Well...
28:41What?
28:45What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
28:47You haven't answered a text for me in like six months.
28:50You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
28:54and then it's for some fucking clown show.
28:57So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
29:02Well?
29:06I want you to suck my dick.
29:07Oh, fuck you, you are unbelievable.
29:10You suck my dick.
29:20Maybe you ask nicely.
29:32Please.
29:33If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
29:42you will have to ask nicer than that.
29:47Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
29:51and suck my dick.
29:55Please.
29:56No.
30:10What?
30:11No.
30:14We'll go back to our seats,
30:16watch the rest of this boring show
30:18and then go to boring party after.
30:20And then,
30:22when I've been waiting all night,
30:25you'll come back to my hotel room
30:27and I will maybe,
30:29maybe,
30:31do more than just suck your dick.
30:35When did your English get so good?
30:39I, uh,
30:39I read the New Yorker now.
30:42Really?
30:43No.
30:44The New Yorker is boring.
30:45My dad loves it.
30:50Ah.
30:51So being boring is,
30:53is genetic.
30:54Wow.
30:55Genetic.
31:01Let's make a deal.
31:03If you win MVP tonight,
31:05I will blow you,
31:06fuck you,
31:06whatever you want.
31:10And if you win?
31:15Good luck to me.
31:41It's okay.
31:43It's okay.
31:43It's okay.
31:44It's okay.
31:45It's okay.
32:13Congratulations.
32:16Now take off your clothes.
32:19You're such an asshole.
32:44What?
32:50Just a lot of windows.
32:56What?
32:58Just a lot of windows.
33:03What?
33:05Just a lot of windows.
33:14Good.
33:16Now get on the bed.
33:24This is a good hotel.
33:26Very nice vodka.
33:28It's hard to find in America.
33:30Okay.
33:32I'm sorry.
33:34I'm sorry.
33:36I'm sorry.
33:38I'm sorry.
33:40I'm sorry.
33:42I'm sorry.
33:44Okay.
33:47Touch yourself.
33:48What?
33:49Show up for me.
33:50I want to watch you.
33:52You what?
33:53It's my special day, Hollander.
33:54I want to watch.
33:56I've never...
33:57No shit.
33:58Fuck you.
34:00Give me some vodka at least.
34:01No, no, no.
34:02Vodka is for after.
34:03It's your reward.
34:14No, no.
34:15No.
34:16do you want to know how it feels
34:39how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
34:48fuck
35:02are you gonna fuck me we will see
35:13i need
35:17what you know tell me
35:22you
35:26i need you
35:32i need you
35:34i need you
35:36i need you
35:41i need you
36:13So Russia this year was something else?
36:32It's intense there.
36:37So are you heading back soon?
36:45Back.
36:46To Russia for the summit?
36:49Oh, yes.
36:54Why?
36:59What do you mean why?
37:02Do you have to?
37:05There is no have to.
37:07It's home.
37:09Yeah.
37:10But I don't know, is it safe?
37:14What do you mean safe?
37:17I don't know.
37:21Do you even like it there?
37:27What difference does it make?
37:30A pretty big one, I think.
37:34I need to sleep.
37:40Oh.
37:42Yeah, me too, I should have.
37:54So, I'm off.
37:57Goodbye Hollander.
37:58Goodbye Hollander.
38:04Goodbye.
38:07Goodbye.
38:10Goodbye.
38:11Goodbye.
38:12Goodbye.
38:13Goodbye, debe der werner.
38:14Goodbye, Lucy.
38:15Goodbye Follow?
38:16Goodbye.
38:17Goodbye, Jerry.
38:18Goodbye, Deathwood.
38:19Goodbye,dy.
38:20Goodbye, Nuffie.
38:21Goodbye, I am.
38:22Goodbye, somebody.
38:23Goodbye, I am.
38:24Goodbye, a little girl.
38:25Goodbye, who used an ar arced one?
38:27Luckily, you laughed at me here.
38:28Goodbye, Jayme!
38:29Come on.
38:59Come on.
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