- 5 days ago
A teen and his friends get into trouble for vandalizing the Hollywood sign, and rather than going to prison he opts to work for his uncle's hot tub repair company. The sleazy salesman drums up business by sabotaging the tubs at Hollywood Hot Tubs and by wooing the owner.
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00:00:00Gary!
00:00:02Shhh!
00:00:06Let's go!
00:00:08Come on!
00:00:10Come on!
00:00:12Let's go!
00:00:14Come on!
00:00:16Come on!
00:00:18Come on!
00:00:20Gary!
00:00:22Shhh!
00:00:24Let's go!
00:00:26Come on!
00:00:28Let's go!
00:00:30Come on!
00:00:32Come on!
00:00:40Hey! What the hell's going on out there?
00:00:42Just washing the car!
00:00:44Good! About time you did something around here!
00:00:46Your old man bought that!
00:00:48My dad's not too bright!
00:00:50Let's go!
00:00:52Come on!
00:00:58Let's go!
00:01:00Come on!
00:01:02Let's go!
00:01:04Come on!
00:01:06All right!
00:01:08All right!
00:01:10Whoo!
00:01:12So what's gonna happen if we get caught?
00:01:26Gary, the only thing you might catch is a cold, okay?
00:01:28Can we stop at my house?
00:01:30I've gotta get my asthma pills!
00:01:32I gotta pee!
00:01:34I gotta get some new friends!
00:01:36Open the windows!
00:01:38What the hell?
00:01:39Oh, man!
00:01:40Is there a heater in this car?
00:01:41Come on!
00:01:44Thank you!
00:01:45Aw!
00:01:48Time for another cow-in-the-morning lucky-butt call!
00:01:50Are you a winner?
00:01:51You are if...
00:01:52Will you sit down in the back and just leave it alone, Gary?
00:02:05Come on, Sean.
00:02:06Let me listen to this one song.
00:02:12This is gonna be the greatest stunt ever!
00:02:14Who'd you tell?
00:02:15Everyone!
00:02:16Oh, no!
00:02:17We won't get caught!
00:02:18You're doing this for Kimberly?
00:02:19Am not!
00:02:20R2!
00:02:21Am not!
00:02:22R2!
00:02:23I am not!
00:02:24Can't hurt!
00:02:27You gotta pee!
00:02:28You're shivering!
00:02:29All right, come on!
00:02:30Oh, no!
00:02:31That's my favorite, man!
00:02:32No!
00:02:33Gary!
00:02:35There's a little fender bender on the Hollywood three-way near the Vine off-ramp.
00:02:38But other than that, all traffic's moving normally for this hour.
00:02:40This is the song that we're gonna play.
00:02:44After we do this, we go up to Edwards, you know?
00:02:46Where the space shuttle is, and...
00:02:48Sean, we haven't even done this yet.
00:02:52I think we took the wrong road.
00:02:54What are you talking about?
00:02:55There it is!
00:02:56Yeah, but how do we get all this stuff up there?
00:02:58I don't see any trails.
00:02:59Make one.
00:03:00Isn't there an easier way?
00:03:02Yeah.
00:03:03I'm just doing this so you can earn a merit badge.
00:03:09Hurry up!
00:03:10The sun's gonna be up in an hour.
00:03:11We're going as fast as we can.
00:03:12You could help, you chicken shit!
00:03:14I am!
00:03:15Move over.
00:03:16On the lookout.
00:03:17Yeah?
00:03:18Well, look out for this!
00:03:20What was that?
00:03:21A coyote.
00:03:22Hey, what are you doing up here?
00:03:23It's getting too light.
00:03:24I don't think so.
00:03:25I mean, the sun's coming up.
00:03:26Good.
00:03:27We can see what we're doing.
00:03:28But somebody will see us.
00:03:29We're done.
00:03:30Let's get the hell out of here!
00:03:31Ahhhh!
00:03:32Shhh!
00:03:37Alright, alright, alright!
00:03:38I don't need knocking
00:04:08I don't need to pay the referee
00:04:12I just need you on my side
00:04:16Baby, you think I'm crazy too
00:04:21Baby, I'll change your mind for you
00:04:24Don't you wanna come for the ride?
00:04:27You smile, you know
00:04:29For the ride, you're watching
00:04:30I'm telling you
00:04:32It's time for the ride
00:04:35You're watching, you're all I need
00:04:41Just for wheels and a good radio
00:04:44No promises or plans
00:04:48And I need someone who understands
00:04:51It's the only way to fly
00:04:54There isn't anything to prove
00:05:00All you can do is make your move
00:05:03Grab the engine, wait goodbye
00:05:05You smile, you know
00:05:08You're watching, I'm sure
00:05:10I'm telling you
00:05:11It's time for the ride
00:05:14You're watching, I'm sure
00:05:16All I need
00:05:18All I need
00:05:20Just for wheels and a good radio
00:05:23Just for wheels and a good radio
00:05:36You're watching, I'm sure
00:05:37You're watching, I'm sure
00:05:38You're watching, I'm sure
00:05:39You're watching, I'm sure
00:05:40You're watching, I'm sure
00:05:41It's time for the ride
00:05:44You're watching, I'm sure
00:05:46You're watching, I'm sure
00:05:47All I need
00:05:49Just for wheels
00:05:52Just for wheels and a good radio
00:05:56Good morning, boys
00:06:05You have the right to remain silent
00:06:09Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
00:06:12That's not bad
00:06:14Okay, Sean, this is the end of the line
00:06:17Your ass is in a sling this time
00:06:18Mr. Slade, it's a phase
00:06:20Every boy goes through this
00:06:21Sean is not a bad boy
00:06:23Yeah, Sean's not a bad boy
00:06:24It's just a phase
00:06:25Oh, sure
00:06:26Is that why I'm your probation officer?
00:06:28You little pain in the ass
00:06:29Look, Mr. and Mrs. Wright
00:06:31The state of California has just about had it with him
00:06:33Now, I overlooked the time
00:06:35When he put my phone in Screw Magazine for free phone sex
00:06:38I didn't know there were so many freaks out there
00:06:40How about the time about the matter involving the 5,000 prophylactics?
00:06:43Now, wait a minute, just stop
00:06:44No, no, no, stop
00:06:45He's just coming to the good part
00:06:46Oh, God, what a time to lose my valium
00:06:48Look, what are we gonna do with the kid?
00:06:51Oh, he's taken away his allowance
00:06:52Grounded him
00:06:53Well, he got out last night
00:06:54Well, what more can we do?
00:06:55What about summer camp?
00:06:56At least too old for military school
00:06:58How about the army?
00:06:59I'd say a job
00:07:00But who's gonna hire him?
00:07:04Maybe your brother Al could give him a job
00:07:08Are you kidding? I can't do that to him
00:07:09Of course you can't, Dad
00:07:11I think we should give the boy another chance
00:07:13Shut up!
00:07:14Brother Al, he has got a going business
00:07:16We could probably use some extra help here and there
00:07:18And besides, he handled tougher characters than you
00:07:20When he was in the Marines
00:07:20No way, I'll take jail
00:07:22Okay, let me just warn you
00:07:25You're not black
00:07:26You're not brown
00:07:27And you don't belong to any gang
00:07:29Now, you'd last just about as long down there
00:07:31As vanilla ice cream in hell
00:07:33Hell, your booty wouldn't be safe for five minutes, sweetie
00:07:36Those butt-slammers would just love you
00:07:39Al can't refuse me
00:07:42He owes me too much money
00:07:43Another bad investment like that HHT deal
00:07:46Not now, huh?
00:07:47We'll see some investment returns
00:07:48What's HHT?
00:07:50Oh, damn!
00:07:52Look, all right
00:07:53Which is
00:07:54How is dear sweet old lovable Uncle Al anyway?
00:08:06Is this it?
00:08:17Now, it's all been set up with Al
00:08:18Now, you shape up or you ship out
00:08:20All right, all right
00:08:21Mom, open the door
00:08:22We love you, Sean
00:08:23Look, now we're only trying to save you from the butt-slammers
00:08:26Mom, take another Valium
00:08:28That's a good idea
00:08:29Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:30Bye
00:08:32Bye
00:08:34Bye
00:08:36Hey, what can I do for you?
00:08:48I'm looking for my Uncle Al
00:08:50Oh, I was kind of hoping you folks had lost my address
00:08:55So was I
00:08:56How you doing?
00:08:57All right
00:08:58You know anything about plumbing?
00:09:00Here it's a shitty job
00:09:01Cute
00:09:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:09:04Yeah
00:09:05You got a driver's license?
00:09:07Yeah
00:09:07Library card
00:09:08I brought a note from my mom, too
00:09:09Ha, ha, kid really came prepared, didn't he?
00:09:12This old man's got my nuts in a wringer
00:09:14Oh
00:09:16That's soft
00:09:18What light through yonder window breaks
00:09:20Al, you're still here
00:09:21You're supposed to be gone five minutes ago to that appointment
00:09:23Who is this?
00:09:25Jeff, these have got to go out today, okay?
00:09:27Hey, Sean, this is Leslie, Leslie
00:09:29This is Sean
00:09:30Oh, that's my nephew
00:09:31Hi
00:09:31Nice eyes
00:09:34There, Hazel
00:09:36Al, would you come on?
00:09:38Let's go
00:09:38All right
00:09:39Hey, you stole that bag, kid
00:09:40You come with me
00:09:41Put him on a payroll
00:09:42Put him on a payroll?
00:09:44What are you talking about?
00:09:45I told you to put him on the payroll
00:09:47We can't afford it
00:09:49You can't even pay Jeff and me
00:09:51Your bank statement reads like a national deficit, Al
00:09:54What are you going to pay him with?
00:09:56I, uh, I, uh, we'll talk about that later
00:09:58I can't lose this account
00:10:00All right, it's your bankruptcy
00:10:02Nice seeing you, Leslie
00:10:03I hope I can see more of you
00:10:05Hey, will you get in here?
00:10:07What account is Al talking about?
00:10:13Hollywood hot tubs, why?
00:10:15God damn it, I was supposed to make that sales call with him
00:10:18Jeff
00:10:18I'm sorry
00:10:20What the hell is going on here, though?
00:10:23Oh, you know Al from the halls of Montezuma
00:10:24What is he trying to do, make the sales pitch himself?
00:10:27That's our hero
00:10:28I'd like to be your hero
00:10:31Jeff, we have been through this before
00:10:34I don't mix plumbing with pleasure
00:10:36Excuse me
00:10:38All right, kid, these are the rules
00:10:45There's no booze, no drugs, and no women
00:10:48No fun?
00:10:48Yeah, well, that's the way it is
00:10:50I'll tell you that
00:10:51You mess up one time, kid, and you are in the brig
00:10:53Hey, I'm not in the Marines
00:10:55Yeah, I know, they only hire men
00:10:58Aye, aye, Captain America
00:10:59Yeah, well, I'll tell you, that's the way it is
00:11:02And I ain't gonna have no little shit like you messing up my social life
00:11:05You understand that?
00:11:06So you just learn to live with it
00:11:07You're the boss
00:11:08Yeah, that's right
00:11:10I'm just trying to teach you a trade
00:11:11What? Plumbing 101?
00:11:14Let me tell you something
00:11:15We are working when there's a lot of college kids that are out of work
00:11:18I'm telling college graduates aren't working now
00:11:21I'll tell you what
00:11:22If it whistles, bubbles, or farts
00:11:23If it's got to do with plumbing and it messes up
00:11:25I'll tell you, Hollywood plumbing can't fix it
00:11:28You happy being just a plain old plumber?
00:11:30Plain old plumber, you can
00:11:32I am a hot tub specialist to the stars, kid
00:11:35That ain't bad, huh?
00:11:37What's the thought of that? She's sharp, huh?
00:11:39Yeah, she's pretty hot, too
00:11:40You really got any stars?
00:11:43Stars? Hell, what are you talking about?
00:11:45On the books, I got Doris State
00:11:46Troy Donnie, who's Tab Hunter
00:11:48Who's Tab Hunter?
00:11:50Tab, well, he's a little bit before your time
00:11:52The place looks like he's got a lot of money, huh?
00:12:05Bet the mob runs it, huh?
00:12:06Nah, this place too tasteful for the mafia
00:12:09It's too American for the Japanese or the Koreans
00:12:13And it's too fast for the Mexicans
00:12:16LAPD, open up
00:12:18Hey, hey, will you get out of the way?
00:12:20We're with the Hollywood plumbing, the hot tub repair people
00:12:23Where do we go?
00:12:26Where do we go?
00:12:28Like, you go straight down the hall
00:12:29Like, to your right
00:12:30Then outside
00:12:31Oh, will you get going?
00:12:33Just get going
00:12:33Thank you, maybe later
00:12:34Just get going
00:12:35No, I am not going to put that banner up the day of the party
00:12:42Just a minute
00:12:43Be right with you
00:12:45I need to plug that anniversary party at least two weeks in advance
00:12:49I need that banner tomorrow, it does me absolutely no good
00:12:52That's right
00:12:53Look, this is very important to me
00:12:57All my investors are going to be there
00:12:58Yeah
00:13:00Okay
00:13:01See you, bye
00:13:03Can I get you beer, cola, anything?
00:13:07Nah, nah
00:13:07Nah
00:13:08I don't know why, but I wasn't expecting two such handsome guys
00:13:12What do you got for me, Al?
00:13:15Can I get a price list?
00:13:17Well, it'd be a little different for a commercial place like this
00:13:20Yeah
00:13:21May I?
00:13:23Sure, be my guest
00:13:24Okay, what are we talking about?
00:13:29Well, that depends
00:13:30I mean, I don't know what you got here
00:13:33Crystal, honey, you still up front?
00:13:37Sure, ma'am
00:13:37I'm up front
00:13:38Like, wherever I am
00:13:39That's Crystal, my daughter
00:13:42Can you bring a brochure back, please, baby?
00:13:47Okay, Al
00:13:48What kind of volume discount you're going to give me?
00:13:51Well, that'll depend
00:13:52What do the other hot tub owners get?
00:13:57I'm going to have to check my records on that
00:13:59Here, Mom
00:14:04Oh, thanks, sweetie
00:14:06Oh, you got a lot of hot tubs here
00:14:13That's right
00:14:13I'm thinking about expanding into the space next door
00:14:16You give me a good deal and that's yours, too
00:14:18All that work and those big, strong hands all over those pipes
00:14:22Like how primitive
00:14:25Crystal, enough
00:14:26Al
00:14:28I'm canning my present hot tub repair service
00:14:31I need to find somebody who can move real fast
00:14:34Everything's got to be shaped up for that anniversary celebration
00:14:38Can you give me a bid?
00:14:40Well, I can't give you a price right now
00:14:42I'm going to have to work up some figures
00:14:43No, I need it right now
00:14:45Well, I can't give you a price
00:14:47There's a lot to be considered here
00:14:49There is the labor
00:14:49There's the parts
00:14:50There's the overhead, tits and ass
00:14:53What?
00:14:54Fast, fast
00:14:55I said I'm going to give you a price list real fast
00:14:57Look, you work it out and call me, okay?
00:15:00Yeah, we'll, uh
00:15:01We'll, uh
00:15:03Talk
00:15:03Talk
00:15:04We'll talk
00:15:05Bye, guys
00:15:08You goddamn jackass
00:15:14Mom, there's some tension here
00:15:16With the prices, prices
00:15:18I did not give her any goddamn prices
00:15:20I did not do my homework
00:15:22Sean, this is your first lesson in business
00:15:26If you do not get an affirmative commitment
00:15:28The first shot out of the box
00:15:30Then you just don't get shit
00:15:32That's deep, Al
00:15:34Real deep
00:15:35Dead gun
00:15:46Son of a gun
00:15:47Oh, can I help you, ladies?
00:15:49Al, I'm taking care of them
00:15:50Oh
00:15:50Uh, Al
00:15:51Huh?
00:15:52Yeah
00:15:52Can I see you out back for just a minute?
00:15:55Oh, yeah
00:15:56Sylvia
00:15:56Uh, you ladies are probably interested in the thermal therapy aspects of a hot tub
00:16:02Uh, you know, the nice relaxing bubbles, soft atmosphere
00:16:06Damn it, sweetie
00:16:08We're out to get laid
00:16:09We want the love tub model
00:16:11You know, vibrating jets, pulsating pit, bar, stereo
00:16:16You know, orgy time
00:16:19Tub for six
00:16:21Can you dig it?
00:16:22Here's our address
00:16:24Bring it by on Friday
00:16:26And if the tub's ready, you can bring it, too
00:16:29Okay
00:16:35What happened at the Hollywood hot tub?
00:16:37I think Al blew it
00:16:39I knew it
00:16:39You know, Al should have been in the Marines
00:16:42So what's the deal with Jeff?
00:16:44He's gonna be breaking you in
00:16:45Oh?
00:16:47I hear you're moving in with Al and his houseboat
00:16:49Yeah
00:16:49The whole thing's my parents' idea
00:16:51I'm their problem child
00:16:53So why is somebody as pretty as you working in a dump like this?
00:17:00For what?
00:17:02I like it
00:17:03You like it?
00:17:06Yeah
00:17:07I like doing my job well
00:17:08And like the many
00:17:09What do you think about me?
00:17:12I don't
00:17:13So I suppose a date's out of the question?
00:17:16That's right
00:17:17See, I had this rule about not dating at the office
00:17:19Okay
00:17:20We'll go to a movie
00:17:21Oh, give me a break, okay?
00:17:24I don't mix plumbing
00:17:25I never mix plumbing with pleasure
00:17:26Shut up, Jeff
00:17:27I've got your uniform
00:17:29I wouldn't put this on my probation officer
00:17:33It's a good thing
00:17:34Because you're gonna be wearing it
00:17:35Come on, Bozo
00:17:36We got a job to do
00:17:37Al?
00:17:38Where is he?
00:17:43You know, your uncle blew that hot tub deal
00:17:45The problem with him is he doesn't know how to sell himself, you know?
00:17:48Sell?
00:17:49Yeah, it's not the product that sells
00:17:50It's the salesman that sells the product
00:17:52I don't catch a drift
00:17:54Hey, listen
00:17:57You're looking at a salesman
00:17:58I mean, I would have had that deal in a second, man
00:18:01Hell, I could even sell MGM the Yellow Pages as a movie script, for God's sake
00:18:06Left, left, we're gonna bear left up here
00:18:08Okay, okay
00:18:08What's with Leslie?
00:18:11Like in one way?
00:18:12She's seeing anybody?
00:18:14Not your type
00:18:15I mean, you know
00:18:16She wants someone a little more mature
00:18:17Say like, oh, 24 years old
00:18:19Six foot one and a half inches tall
00:18:21You know, great muscle
00:18:23A guy with ambition
00:18:24Knows what to sell
00:18:25You?
00:18:27Oh, yeah
00:18:27Someone like me
00:18:28So don't waste your time
00:18:30Hello?
00:18:33Anybody home?
00:18:35Yoo-hoo!
00:18:37Hello?
00:18:37Hello?
00:18:38God, what a place
00:18:43Boy, these Hollywood film producers sure make a good living
00:18:47Hmm
00:18:51Ah, seems to be a busted pipe
00:18:58Probably a locate patch job
00:19:00Any suggestions?
00:19:02Yeah, fix it
00:19:03All right
00:19:04Go for it, Einstein
00:19:05Uh, what do you want me to do?
00:19:08Fly up the deck
00:19:09This is called a raised deck
00:19:12You see, the distance between it and the ground is called a crawl space
00:19:15Like the distance between your ears
00:19:17Very funny
00:19:18It's all muddy and slimy down there
00:19:20Yeah, she'll be right at home
00:19:22Oh, by the way, um, watch out for the spiders
00:19:26You wouldn't want to piss any of them off
00:19:28What do you mean, me?
00:19:30I mean, me, foreman
00:19:31You are finished
00:19:32So you just slide in on your back
00:19:34Follow the pipe down
00:19:35And give me a shout when you find a break
00:19:36Uh, you're probably going to have to feel for it
00:19:38What are you going to be doing?
00:19:39I'm going to be out hustling up some business
00:19:41I'll be right back
00:19:42I'll get you
00:19:46I swear to God
00:19:48Oh, shit
00:19:50I feel like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape
00:19:58Shit
00:20:01Oh, ladies
00:20:04Ladies, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of hot tubs
00:20:08The FBI
00:20:09Oh, shit
00:20:10Oh, goddammit
00:20:13Oh
00:20:14Leaks
00:20:20Leaks
00:20:23Wrench
00:20:26Oh, shit
00:20:31Baby, I had my service call your service
00:20:38We'll take a meeting
00:20:39Lunch tomorrow
00:20:40Fine, I like your deal
00:20:41Now, what's in it for my clients?
00:20:44Salary and points
00:20:45All right
00:20:45Nine hundred thousand
00:20:48And five points
00:20:49Cameron
00:20:51Do you know
00:20:53Shawna, you finish with this thing
00:20:56You
00:20:57I think you know it
00:21:01I mean, we haven't even announced the deal
00:21:02And already leeches are crawling out of the mud
00:21:05Jeff, you just get in, do your job and get out
00:21:15I mean, you know what this place is like
00:21:17All right
00:21:24Okay, you check out the problem
00:21:27I'll get the tools and be right in
00:21:28Okay
00:21:29Okay
00:21:29Okay
00:21:30Okay
00:21:35Hello
00:21:46Hello
00:21:48Hello
00:21:49Hello
00:22:04This is more like it
00:22:06Class
00:22:07Hello
00:22:08How are you?
00:22:09Oh
00:22:10I'm here for the hot tub
00:22:13Oh broken
00:22:13No, I'm here to fix it.
00:22:15Oh, we fixed.
00:22:17Wait, wait, I gotta get my tools.
00:22:19Tool? How long?
00:22:20I don't know. It could be a minute. It could be all night.
00:22:23All night? Very much expensive.
00:22:26No, no, no, no, you don't understand. You see, I fixed the hot tub with my tools.
00:22:29Yes, yes, your tooth's broken. We fixed many yen, you know.
00:22:33Oh, I didn't know.
00:22:34Jesus Christ.
00:22:35Oh, charge next door.
00:22:36I feel like Raymond Burr in a Godzilla movie.
00:22:39Godzilla? No problem.
00:22:40I'll tell you now.
00:22:42Let's take it.
00:22:43Oh, is my hunk ready?
00:22:49No, not yet. Go back, I said.
00:22:51Hey, wait a minute. You're not going to. You are.
00:22:55Mmm, cute.
00:22:57No, with that, you are.
00:23:01Hey, we're not communicating.
00:23:04Give it a chance. You want a two girl?
00:23:06No, I don't want any girls.
00:23:08You want hunk? You like a bad slumber?
00:23:10What? Look, I'm new at this.
00:23:12Don't worry. We teach. Now you hurry. We're very busy here.
00:23:15What are you talking about?
00:23:17What's the matter? You know understand English?
00:23:19Dumb boy ass or fuck knows?
00:23:21Can I speak to the boss? Please?
00:23:23You police? You want to see big boss?
00:23:25No, please. Can I?
00:23:27Get out now. It's no fortune cookies.
00:23:28Okay, but I'm going to have to charge you for a service call.
00:23:31Ooh, shakedown.
00:23:35Hustle, my girls, huh? Shakedown, huh? Wanting to pay off? Who the hell are you?
00:23:39Who's he?
00:23:40The owner.
00:23:41Okay, mister. I'm here on business. Hot tubs.
00:23:44He police. He police.
00:23:46He's no police. Who you working for anyway, huh? Luigi Gambino? Rico Scafoso?
00:23:51I don't know what you're talking about. I'm here to repair the whirlpool.
00:23:54He don't understand English. Dumb nose fuckboy hat.
00:23:57Okay, okay. You don't want anything.
00:23:59That's right. And we don't need nothing. We don't need no protection. We don't need nothing fixed. In fact, I'm going to fix your face.
00:24:07Yeah.
00:24:08You know what I like to see happen with slime like you?
00:24:11No.
00:24:12Okay, they're back here, boys. I'll close off the incident. Excuse me, everyone. I'm here from immigration.
00:24:16Immigration? Who are you trying to kill?
00:24:18Let me see your green cards, everybody.
00:24:19Let me see your ID.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:24What do you want?
00:24:25Out of the way, bozo.
00:24:26Who are you doing here, boy?
00:24:28I'm here to fix the whirlpool.
00:24:30Oh, Funko. Why didn't you say so?
00:24:31Go on, boy. You don't know what to work.
00:24:34Hey, you two girls. I'll come on around here.
00:24:36Now, I understand you two young ladies want to become American citizens.
00:24:40Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Maybe we can work something out here.
00:24:43What you got in mind?
00:24:46Maybe a little nookie.
00:24:48Yeah, nookie, nookie.
00:24:52Freelance gone a therapist?
00:24:54A reporter for the LA Times?
00:24:56I'm telling you, that shop on Hollywood Boulevard will print anything.
00:24:59Ladies, tell me now.
00:25:02Look for me.
00:25:04My little girl, my little girl.
00:25:06Ladies, tell me now.
00:25:08Play for me.
00:25:10My little girl, my little girl.
00:25:13You have some days that we need this pain.
00:25:16So I'm such a good time, this place.
00:25:17Watch for us deep in your private life.
00:25:30We will be waiting for you, too.
00:25:36We will be shining a cyan blue light.
00:25:40Give us the night to come through.
00:25:46You give and you take by you.
00:25:49Tonight is bonus coke and night.
00:25:51Regular 25 cent bonus.
00:25:53What's going on over there?
00:25:53Now three for a dollar.
00:25:54One blast at a time, and the most you can score is 10,000 points.
00:25:57There's nothing wrong with that.
00:25:59Xavier, Saxon, Dig Dog, Donkey Kong.
00:26:02You are a video freak.
00:26:04No, I'm not.
00:26:05I'm not hooked.
00:26:07You got a quarter.
00:26:08Dig the one in blue, man.
00:26:10Nice hair.
00:26:12No, no, no, no, not her stupid, the one in the blue blouse.
00:26:16Go for it.
00:26:17Look it.
00:26:18Come on in.
00:26:19Your pizza is ready.
00:26:22Get the scout.
00:26:23The one over here.
00:26:24Get this one over here.
00:26:24Over here.
00:26:25Over here.
00:26:25Thought you could get past their defenses, didn't you?
00:26:27What are you doing?
00:26:28Oh, you need a spotter.
00:26:30What?
00:26:30Oh, here.
00:26:31Oh, over here.
00:26:31Over here.
00:26:32See, I told you we could beat them.
00:26:33Together we rule the universe.
00:26:35Oh, get the blue one.
00:26:36Blue one.
00:26:37Get the pink one.
00:26:37The big, red and pink one with a yellow squiggly tail.
00:26:39And there come the two pyramids.
00:26:41Quick, what's your name?
00:26:41What's your name?
00:26:42Quick.
00:26:42Janet, Janet.
00:26:42Oh, I'm Jeff.
00:26:43I'm Jeff.
00:26:43Over here.
00:26:44Get this one.
00:26:44Get this one.
00:26:45Over here.
00:26:45Over here.
00:26:46Oh, what's your phone number?
00:26:47Five, five, five.
00:26:49Three, seven, one, eight.
00:26:51We got him.
00:26:54Remove all bikes blocking the doorway, or they will be towed and crushed.
00:26:59Well, if it isn't the gruesome twosome.
00:27:02Leslie.
00:27:02Leslie.
00:27:03I want you to meet these guys.
00:27:04I know these guys.
00:27:05I work with them.
00:27:05Surprise, surprise.
00:27:07Scoring, Annie.
00:27:08It all depends.
00:27:10So, I'll let you out of your cage for the evening.
00:27:12Well, sort of.
00:27:13It's my first night of freedom.
00:27:15Come on.
00:27:15Let's celebrate.
00:27:16You can buy me a soda.
00:27:17You got it.
00:27:22Hey, you can help me spot or what?
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:24Yeah, yeah.
00:27:25Here we go.
00:27:26Ready?
00:27:27Hit it.
00:27:28The Invincible Warrior Game is out of order.
00:27:31No caffeine coke with nutrasweet and lemon, please?
00:27:33Give me a multi-blaster.
00:27:35Shot of Sprite, Tab, Fruit Punch, Root Beer.
00:27:39Coca-Cola.
00:27:40Here you go.
00:27:43Thanks.
00:27:44Yeah, thanks.
00:27:45Cal in the morning will be broadcasting live from Westworld this Saturday.
00:27:49Okay.
00:27:50Luffy.
00:27:54God, it feels good to relax.
00:27:56After all the hassles I've been going through.
00:27:58What, with Al?
00:27:59Yeah.
00:27:59And with my folks.
00:28:03Everybody keeps telling me what a great opportunity this is for me to do something with myself.
00:28:07Big deal.
00:28:09It's great money.
00:28:12Is that all that's important to you?
00:28:14Of course not, but it's better than starving.
00:28:17Who said anything about starving?
00:28:20Living, driving places, doing stuff with my friends, good food and drink.
00:28:25Sean, but none of that's free.
00:28:26Leslie, something's got to be simple.
00:28:31There isn't.
00:28:33Sean, growing up, it's hard.
00:28:36I know.
00:28:36I've been through it.
00:28:39I wanted my freedom, too.
00:28:41I mean, I thought I was a big deal and I didn't need anybody.
00:28:44So I move out of my mother's house and get my own place.
00:28:47Nobody told me about that phone bill, the electric bill, the rent, car payments.
00:28:53I mean, some freedom.
00:28:56You've got the cutest little nose.
00:28:59Sean, you haven't been listening to a word I said.
00:29:00Well, we did it.
00:29:02You're kidding.
00:29:03Right here in the arcade?
00:29:05Without birth control?
00:29:06No, you moron.
00:29:08We scored 20,000 points on Xavius.
00:29:10I'm a Zobaloo commander.
00:29:11Big deal.
00:29:12The top score is 40,000.
00:29:13So what's the highest score you have made?
00:29:1530,000.
00:29:17I'm an admiral in charge of the fleet.
00:29:19Oh, yeah.
00:29:19Who will be me at Scott?
00:29:23Oh, man.
00:29:24These games are silly.
00:29:25Let's go to someplace a bit more mature like the Polo Lounge.
00:29:29You know, I've got to get you home before Al's curfew.
00:29:31I'll drop the kid off and be right back.
00:29:33Oh, no.
00:29:34I've got my own car.
00:29:35Besides, I want to watch Sean play Exuvius.
00:29:37Xavius.
00:29:38Xavius.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42Sweeping compound.
00:29:44Area six, please.
00:29:46Hurry.
00:29:46You really got to stay loose and fast.
00:29:50If you tense up, it slows down your reaction time.
00:29:53Your hand and eye coordination are instinctive.
00:29:55But you really got to get into the zen of Xavius.
00:29:57You react.
00:29:58You don't act.
00:29:59You ever play this particular machine?
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:02Good luck on your peace mission.
00:30:11It's slow.
00:30:12You got to be really, really patient with this app here.
00:30:16That's great.
00:30:21I'm going to break his concentration.
00:30:23I thought you had to be able to think to concentrate.
00:30:29Two thousand points.
00:30:31Not bad.
00:30:31Five more and I'm going to make the transition into the region of the bacula register shields.
00:30:38Let me.
00:30:39Let me.
00:30:41All right.
00:30:41There's the Guru Dorota Megasite.
00:30:43Guru Dorota?
00:30:44We're going to make the last defense barrier before the Andorogenesis.
00:30:47Shit, Andorogenesis.
00:30:48I never destroyed Andorogenesis.
00:30:52Get ready with the blast.
00:30:55Focus.
00:30:56Align the scope.
00:30:58Take a deep breath.
00:31:00Now.
00:31:00Now.
00:31:00I'm coming into the Braxacrystal.
00:31:09The entire Sheenity is fortly wiped out.
00:31:13I'm a blood source in it.
00:31:16Dodge.
00:31:17Climb.
00:31:18Dodge.
00:31:19Climb.
00:31:21Up.
00:31:21Up.
00:31:22Up.
00:31:22Up.
00:31:23Up.
00:31:23Up.
00:31:23Up.
00:31:23Up.
00:31:23Up.
00:31:23Up.
00:31:23Up.
00:31:24Up.
00:31:24Up.
00:31:25Up.
00:31:25Up.
00:31:26Up.
00:31:26Up.
00:31:27Up.
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00:31:28Up.
00:31:28Up.
00:31:29Up.
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00:31:30Up.
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00:31:35Up.
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00:31:53Up.
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00:31:55Up.
00:31:56Up.
00:31:57Up.
00:31:58I like your puppy. You ought to teach him how to bark.
00:32:02Like, wow, are you looking for something?
00:32:04Or are you having a spaz attack?
00:32:06Because this is not like the free clinic, you know.
00:32:08Uh, uh, I want to speak with the manager.
00:32:11What's the badge?
00:32:13Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, uh, uh, card.
00:32:18It's in Japanese.
00:32:20Oh, yeah, well, I just came from sashimi.
00:32:24You're like totally beige. I mean, like, totally.
00:32:29Okay, follow me. I'll visit this way.
00:32:31Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I'll wait right here.
00:32:33Thank you very much, young lady.
00:32:35You want her, like, to come out to you?
00:32:38Well, like, what suppose if she's on the telephone or some junk?
00:32:42Uh, I'll wait. I'll wait, yeah.
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:57Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the house.
00:33:00Oh, uh, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh ...
00:33:05Mother! There's like some alien out there to see you.
00:33:26What does he want?
00:33:27Who knows? I mean, he just gives you the creepies.
00:33:31Where is he?
00:33:32At the front.
00:33:33Okay, you stay here and I'll check it out.
00:33:36Mother, why?
00:33:39If there's any trouble, I will buzz you and you will call the police, okay?
00:33:43Oh, how exciting. I mean, do you think it's, like, dangerous?
00:33:45Yes.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:11Okay.
00:34:13Okay.
00:34:14Okay.
00:34:14Okay.
00:34:16Oh, let's see.
00:34:45125 to 175 pounds at 360 degrees for 30 to 45 minutes.
00:34:49That should be medium welder.
00:34:50We're all done.
00:35:15Why would you just scare me or something?
00:35:36I thought I told you to wait in the office.
00:35:38It was boring and spooky.
00:35:40Crystal, I've only been gone for a minute.
00:35:42I was lonely.
00:35:47Well, so much for your little alien, Crystal.
00:35:50I wish you people would stop scaring me.
00:35:54Well, good afternoon, ladies.
00:35:55And just who the hell are you?
00:35:57Well, I'm sorry to startle you, but your back door was open and I locked it for you.
00:36:00Oh, wow, thanks.
00:36:01Yes, I'm Jeff Partridge with Hollywood Plumbing and I hear you're not happy with your present maintenance service.
00:36:05I already told Al that.
00:36:06Yeah, but did he, uh, check the place out?
00:36:10Oh, like, is he, uh, for real?
00:36:13Like, unfortunately, yes.
00:36:14Did you know that 90% of all spa, tub, therapy pool, and hydrosage users are not happy with their present service?
00:36:23And the other 10% are liars.
00:36:26Do you know about brown rust bacteria?
00:36:28It's a mutant strain found only in the L.A. County waters.
00:36:31It turns the water a dirty brown and can possibly become toxic.
00:36:34Well, we don't have it.
00:36:35Ah, no rust bacteria yet, but it could happen in six months.
00:36:44It could even be happening while we speak.
00:36:52Excuse me, ladies.
00:36:53Excuse me.
00:36:54Excuse me.
00:36:56Goodness, goodness, goodness.
00:36:58Mm-hmm.
00:37:00I wonder what this could be.
00:37:02Ah-ha.
00:37:04Broken wire.
00:37:04One of the many problems we encounter every day.
00:37:10No trouble.
00:37:12So this is not the type of problem that a service company would check out?
00:37:16No, but we do.
00:37:18So you got a special price, Ace?
00:37:35Well, I had one in mind.
00:37:36Well, I like give Al a printed thing.
00:37:38Yeah, but still, you've been open for a year, and that doesn't tell us your current condition.
00:37:41Wonderful.
00:37:42Wonderful.
00:37:43Oh, my God!
00:37:45I mean, candy for sure.
00:37:47Is that it?
00:37:48Brown rust bacteria?
00:37:50Yes, ma'am.
00:37:50I am afraid so.
00:37:51Mother, the hot tub is burning.
00:38:00I can see that, Crystal.
00:38:02Well, obviously, this should not be happening.
00:38:04Well, unless you're planning on serving lobster.
00:38:09Thank you. Okay, that's it.
00:38:13Jeff, I like you. You make sense to me.
00:38:16A little bit phony, but, uh,
00:38:18I'll call you tomorrow to make an appointment
00:38:20and we will sit down and talk business, all right?
00:38:22Yes, ma'am.
00:38:30Al, I gotta tell you something. You're not gonna believe it.
00:38:35No, not now. The limousine is waiting. Let's go.
00:38:37What?
00:38:38No, it's emergency repairs. Come on.
00:38:40This is a special job. You gotta fix the spa
00:38:43in this movie star limo while you go to the studio.
00:38:45He says it's the drain, Jeff. I think I can handle it.
00:38:48Al, what do you want me to do?
00:38:50Just take care of him.
00:38:51Please, uh, get in. We have only minutes to pick him up.
00:38:53Him?
00:38:54Hey, hey. I'll see you at the mansion. I'll pick you up.
00:38:57Mansion?
00:38:58Mansion!
00:38:59Mansion!
00:39:00Yeah!
00:39:01Excuse me, but who is him?
00:39:04Him?
00:39:05He's the prince, sir.
00:39:06Oh, no.
00:39:07No.
00:39:08No.
00:39:09No.
00:39:10No.
00:39:11No.
00:39:12No.
00:39:13No.
00:39:14No.
00:39:15No.
00:39:16No.
00:39:17No.
00:39:18No.
00:39:19No.
00:39:20No.
00:39:21No.
00:39:22No.
00:39:23No.
00:39:24Orange of darkness.
00:39:25He is Dr. Frankenstein's greatest creation.
00:39:28At a full moon, he transforms into raging beasts.
00:39:31At the graveyard, he's first to rise from the dead.
00:39:35Where are we going?
00:39:39To the studio.
00:39:50Let's make it up.
00:40:20you're a regular blood i know isn't it wonderful charles step on it i must go over tomorrow's
00:40:34script lines before the full moon rises tonight yes sir don't worry about the hot tub mr blood
00:40:39i'm gonna have it finished in a minute it's gonna be a piece of cake it's gonna be perfect
00:40:43you must be a fan of mine a drink mr blood the usual rusty nail right away and for you sir
00:40:55a bloody mary sure and who are you oh hot tub repair reminds me of the time i played the preacher
00:41:06from the black lagoon now that was a film not rusty enough
00:41:14uh what movie are you working on mr blood movie you want to call that thing i'm working on a movie
00:41:29you know what my character is no character at all everything is latex makeup special effects
00:41:41how does a really great actor create a character from a special effect
00:41:49they killed you in there didn't they in everyone no matter my corpse is stolen by a sympathetic
00:41:59mad scientist who performs an illegal brain transplant except it is a stormy night
00:42:11night lightning strikes and then there is only blackness i have the brain of a monster
00:42:25and here's it there's always a拉ov iç yankee
00:42:51He's really into it.
00:43:19Last time he played Dracula, I got six perforated hickeys while driving.
00:43:25If they ever make that sequel, I'm quitting.
00:43:32Maybe we could put it up inside.
00:43:33That way people would know we're really the hot tub repair service to the stars.
00:43:37That's a great idea.
00:43:38We need to get autographed pictures of all the stars we service.
00:43:40I mean, that's great publicity for the shop.
00:43:43You know, I fixed a drain on Edgar Blood's hot tub today, all by myself.
00:43:46Congratulations, Mr. Plevar, you're on your way.
00:43:49Oh.
00:43:51I'm really beginning to learn some things here.
00:43:54Tell you what, when do I get paid?
00:43:57Friday.
00:43:58You want to go out Friday?
00:44:00Sean, we work together.
00:44:01Just dinner.
00:44:03Well, I'll have to check my calendar.
00:44:05I know some charming little bistros that are open till the wee hours of the morning.
00:44:09Truckers say they're excellent.
00:44:10What, are we talking McDonald's here?
00:44:12Yes.
00:44:12But you've got to know the right people.
00:44:15Well, I might have said yes if you would have said anything but McDonald's.
00:44:17Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:44:21All right, all right.
00:44:22Would you?
00:44:24Well, why are you so surprised?
00:44:26You won't be sorry.
00:44:29I think I'm already sorry.
00:44:31Hey, guys, don't forget the maintenance work at the Boomer's Soccer Club.
00:44:39What's nice of you seeing him?
00:44:54I mean, I got cuter buns.
00:44:56Muscle?
00:44:57Nice, scrawny.
00:44:58Money?
00:44:59None.
00:45:01Brains?
00:45:01Still, if he's hot for her, maybe I should help him out and get him in trouble.
00:45:09What's up?
00:45:10Nothing.
00:45:11What's with all the attitude?
00:45:13Oh, there's no attitude.
00:45:15You know, I was just thinking.
00:45:16Picture this.
00:45:17Two hot tubby pyramids cleaning a whirlpool.
00:45:20Enter a bouncing bunch of bubbly beauties.
00:45:23Breathless from their workout.
00:45:26Sweat trickling down their scanty t-shirts.
00:45:31Outlining their full, firm breasts.
00:45:34They see us, hungry for our flesh.
00:45:36They fling themselves into the whirling waters.
00:45:40What's up?
00:45:43I'll go check it out.
00:45:44How about a brownie kid, huh?
00:46:01Yeah.
00:46:03Hey, kid, you want a brownie?
00:46:07Damn, it sure is chilly in this joint.
00:46:09Hollywood Plumbing, Leslie speaking.
00:46:13Can I help you?
00:46:15Oh, hi.
00:46:18Really?
00:46:19Well, yeah, just hold on a second.
00:46:22Al, it's Hollywood Hot Tubs.
00:46:23Hollywood Hot Tubs?
00:46:24Yeah, you're good.
00:46:25Hi!
00:46:27Bacteriological rust.
00:46:28Al, I've got it.
00:46:29It's okay.
00:46:29Got it, I've got it.
00:46:30You can go back to that important job now.
00:46:32Well, I'm not doing it.
00:46:33You know, Al's such a perfectionist to insist on handling every account personally.
00:46:36It's okay, Al, I've got it.
00:46:39Uh, so, uh, how may I be of service to you?
00:46:50Yeah!
00:46:51I'll be right over!
00:46:52I think we may have the Hollywood Hot Tubs account!
00:46:55What are you talking about?
00:46:55I thought we lost that.
00:46:57How the hell did that happen?
00:46:58I don't know.
00:46:59Minor miracle, timing, luck.
00:47:01Con job.
00:47:02Anyhow, I told him I'd be right over with the figures.
00:47:04What figures?
00:47:05The figures that I made up last night, Al.
00:47:07Well, uh, it's getting close to promotion time, isn't it?
00:47:09Tell me what you're talking about.
00:47:10What figures?
00:47:11What promotions?
00:47:11Now, I didn't tell you to.
00:47:13What is this Hollywood Hot Tubs thing?
00:47:14Tell me about the Hollywood Hot Tubs!
00:47:17Leslie.
00:47:18I'm working.
00:47:19You hold grudges?
00:47:21Ask me in about ten years.
00:47:24What about Friday night?
00:47:26Canceled.
00:47:28Al was right.
00:47:29It sure is cold in here.
00:47:36I like your proposition very much.
00:47:38Great.
00:47:39Can we have a deal?
00:47:40I think there's still a few kinks to work out.
00:47:42Hey, anything you want.
00:47:45Let's have a drink.
00:47:46In the middle of the afternoon.
00:47:48Well, rather a special occasion, don't you think?
00:47:52Sure.
00:47:53Here's to working out the kinks.
00:47:59Yeah.
00:48:00To the kinks.
00:48:05Do you swim?
00:48:07Oh, yeah.
00:48:07But, uh, don't have a suit with me.
00:48:11Not to worry.
00:48:15Medium?
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:18Sure.
00:48:18Sure.
00:48:23Ah.
00:48:51Ah.
00:48:51So, can I ask you a personal question?
00:48:57Shoot.
00:48:59Whatever happened to your...
00:49:01Husband?
00:49:03Yeah.
00:49:05What a joke.
00:49:06I haven't seen him since the day Crystal was born.
00:49:11You should be young and dumb, huh?
00:49:14If it weren't for my brother Jesse,
00:49:16that parasite would still be clinging to me.
00:49:18One day Jesse went to the racetrack
00:49:21and guess who was there?
00:49:24With a little teeny bop all over him.
00:49:27Jesse grabbed him and said,
00:49:28you go near my little sister one more time
00:49:31and I'll make you a nymphie-nosed needle dick.
00:49:35So, are you going with anybody now?
00:49:38No.
00:49:40Give me another ten minutes.
00:49:44You're a funny lady.
00:49:47I'm not joking.
00:49:48You're not.
00:49:59You're lovely.
00:50:02If you don't spend the night with me,
00:50:04I'll be forced to spend my time
00:50:06writing very bad poetry.
00:50:10Pam, I don't know about this.
00:50:12The age difference?
00:50:16I don't know.
00:50:17I mean mixing plumbing.
00:50:20Business with pleasure.
00:50:23I bet you say that to all the girls.
00:50:25You will be there if this is love
00:50:37I've been reaching out to you
00:50:42And I can't believe you're finally reaching to
00:50:50Touch me once, touch me again
00:50:55You're finding places where my heart is
00:50:58We made it to California.
00:51:00What do you mean, what the hell are we doing in California?
00:51:04We're here to see my baby sister.
00:51:06We're invited to her party.
00:51:07Right on.
00:51:08Hollywood hot tubs.
00:51:09Yeah, that's it.
00:51:10Yeah, that's it.
00:51:12Sure, sure.
00:51:13Booze, broads, and bubbles.
00:51:14But we've got to get there first.
00:51:15So let's go.
00:51:18I just hope she's not fooling around with some scum again.
00:51:21Hey, come on, you guys.
00:51:30A toast to Jeffrey Dare and a Hollywood hot tubs.
00:51:33Ha, ha, come on.
00:51:35Well, here's to my promotion.
00:51:37What?
00:51:37What promotion?
00:51:39Well, I mean, we have to hire more employees
00:51:41To get this job done in time.
00:51:42How about a VP in charge of hiring?
00:51:45We cannot afford to hire anybody else, Jeff.
00:51:47We can't afford not to.
00:51:48We've only got two days to get this job done.
00:51:50All right, all right.
00:51:52But you hire them cheap now, huh?
00:51:53Ha, ha, come on now.
00:51:55Let's celebrate.
00:51:58Well, what the hell.
00:52:01Yeah, hey, all right.
00:52:03Let's go.
00:52:03Come on, come on.
00:52:05Hey, let's celebrate here.
00:52:07There we go.
00:52:08A little in there.
00:52:08Let's don't spill it.
00:52:09Okay, here.
00:52:11Hey.
00:52:12Hey, what is the matter with you two anyway?
00:52:15You look like sulking bookends, for God's sake.
00:52:17Give me that there.
00:52:20I propose a toast
00:52:23to the nicest bunch of people I ever met.
00:52:34You're okay, kid.
00:52:36I drink today.
00:52:39Come on, you two.
00:52:41Come on.
00:52:42Al, you want me to take a look at number six?
00:52:52Good.
00:52:52Hey.
00:52:53Hi, Crystal.
00:52:55Jeff.
00:52:56I feel like you've got four applicants out there to see you.
00:52:58No, okay.
00:52:59I'll be right back, okay?
00:52:59Uh, no, uh, remember.
00:53:01Minimum wage.
00:53:02Uh, no, no, I take that back.
00:53:03Sub-minimum wage.
00:53:05Yeah.
00:53:06Uh, hello, Phoebe.
00:53:09Boy, I sure am nervous about all this.
00:53:11Oh, come on.
00:53:12You know, things are shaping up.
00:53:13It'll be ready by tomorrow.
00:53:13You'll see.
00:53:14Well, it's not just the tubs, Jeff.
00:53:16I mean, I've got new customers coming in.
00:53:18I've got magazine and TV people.
00:53:20I've got investors and heavy investors.
00:53:22Hey, don't worry about it.
00:53:23It'll be ready by Saturday.
00:53:24I'm not going to let you down.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:28Cool.
00:53:30Pam?
00:53:31Hmm?
00:53:32I just want to let you know how much the last few days have meant to me.
00:53:36What I want to say...
00:53:37Shh.
00:53:38Please, Jeff, don't say anything.
00:53:41It's just too soon for commitments.
00:53:46See you tonight?
00:53:48Yeah.
00:53:53Hmm.
00:53:54Sean, I've got any of the work order for you.
00:54:01I just finished working in there for an hour.
00:54:02Look, I'm sorry, but I can't spare anybody else.
00:54:04Look, Leslie, I wish you'd ease up on me and just let me explain something to you.
00:54:08There's nothing to explain because there was nothing between us.
00:54:12Okay, fine.
00:54:15A finder's fee.
00:54:17Do I have to remind you of the teenage unemployment rate?
00:54:20This fee goes towards special preferential treatment of your job applications.
00:54:23I mean, you do know about the job.
00:54:25Yeah.
00:54:26Yeah.
00:54:26All right.
00:54:27So is 20 bucks too much to ask for a job like this?
00:54:29It pays that well and there are that many women?
00:54:32He sounds too good to be true, huh?
00:54:33That's what I'm asking.
00:54:35Well, hey, let me tell you.
00:54:36Yeah, I mean, the job conditions cannot be beat this side of Malibu.
00:54:39My friends, you are looking at a professional businessman, a member of the union.
00:55:01Are you impugning the American labor force?
00:55:03If it means so much to you, take your goddamn money back.
00:55:06Well, no, keep it.
00:55:07Are you sure?
00:55:08Yes.
00:55:09It's your last chance.
00:55:10No, please, take it, take our money.
00:55:12Take it.
00:55:13All right.
00:55:13Easy, easy, whore, baby.
00:55:31We got all day to get in a hot tub.
00:55:34We got to find my baby sister first.
00:55:35I got to find me.
00:55:36Shut up.
00:55:37Hey, hey, Jesse's my name, viking's my game, and I want to see my baby sister.
00:55:52Wow.
00:55:53Okay, what the hell is going...
00:55:56Jesse?
00:55:58Oh, God, Jesse!
00:56:01Please!
00:56:03Oh, baby sister!
00:56:05Oh, Jesse!
00:56:06Hi, Pam.
00:56:09Where's the chicks?
00:56:10I'm going to go.
00:56:11Shut up.
00:56:12Uncle Jesse?
00:56:14Crystal.
00:56:16Well, you've come to the right place, guys.
00:56:19Crystal, warm-up number six, quick, okay?
00:56:22Okay.
00:56:24Holy sheep shit, you got trouble there.
00:56:26That's a walking bundle of dynamite.
00:56:29Oh, you're telling me?
00:56:32So when's the rest of the gang arriving?
00:56:33Oh, that's it.
00:56:34There ain't no more.
00:56:35It's just me, Aquarius, and War Baby.
00:56:38That's right.
00:56:38Three out of 30.
00:56:40Well, the others?
00:56:41Iron Mike's got a Coors distributorship.
00:56:43Ma...
00:56:44Ma...
00:56:44Juggs is running a woman's clinic.
00:56:46Oh, no!
00:56:47Hurt Pickpins, Idaho Senator.
00:56:49Damn things are changing so fast, even I'm wearing design.
00:56:52Please.
00:56:53Do you know where Sean is?
00:56:55I second my call.
00:56:56Oh, well, can I talk to you alone for a moment?
00:56:59Jeff, for the last time, no.
00:57:00How many times do I have to tell you that?
00:57:02Jeez, what'd I do to deserve this?
00:57:05I'm sorry.
00:57:08I'm just so confused right now.
00:57:12Sean?
00:57:12Ah, don't worry.
00:57:15I have a letter from Amnesty International.
00:57:18What?
00:57:20I've got to level with you.
00:57:21Sean didn't know anything about that girl's soccer team.
00:57:24I set him up.
00:57:26Why?
00:57:28I guess I was just jealous of all the attention you were giving him.
00:57:34I think I'm flattered.
00:57:37You should be.
00:57:40Friends.
00:57:41Friends.
00:57:43Oh, by the way, where did you send Sean?
00:57:46Someplace called the Roman Holiday Baths.
00:57:48Oh, boy.
00:57:49Hey.
00:57:55Hollywood Plumbing.
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:14I'm here to fix a shower or something.
00:58:18Follow me.
00:58:22I think your outfit is really hot.
00:58:24What you seeing?
00:58:26I'm just a plumber.
00:58:27Ooh, ouch.
00:58:28A little too kinky for me.
00:58:31Ah!
00:58:32Sure are a bunch of friendly guys here.
00:58:34Where's the showers?
00:58:35Straight ahead.
00:58:36Oh, and, kid, when you're all through,
00:58:39you're welcome to stick around and join in the fun.
00:58:42Gee, I'd love to, you know,
00:58:44but my wife's at home waiting for me.
00:58:46She's 11 months pregnant, you know.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:54Probation officer.
00:59:07I don't care if you're Tinkerbell.
00:59:08Eight bucks, buddy.
00:59:09Eight bucks?
00:59:12Uh, you think I can get a receipt?
00:59:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, a receipt.
00:59:18War babies start swinging back and forth,
00:59:20and all of a sudden,
00:59:21the river lights and all of a sudden.
00:59:22Oh, my God.
00:59:23Wait.
00:59:24I'm coming.
00:59:26Coming.
00:59:28Hello?
00:59:30Pam?
00:59:31Oh, hi, Jeff.
00:59:33Oh, Pam, there's something I've got to tell you.
00:59:36Hmm.
00:59:37Sounds serious.
00:59:39Yeah, well, it is to me.
00:59:40Yeah.
00:59:41I didn't count on it going this far with us.
00:59:44What?
00:59:46Our own.
00:59:48Our relationship?
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:52Look, Pam, this is my day, to be honest.
00:59:54I've got to tell you,
00:59:55I sabotaged your place that day,
00:59:57the bacterial rust and all.
00:59:59What do you mean, Jeff?
01:00:01Well, I caused all the tubs to malfunction.
01:00:03I was trying to land a contract, you see.
01:00:05So you've just been stringing me along, right,
01:00:07you little prick?
01:00:08No, no, no, you don't understand.
01:00:10I understand just fine, goddammit.
01:00:13Goddammit, anyway.
01:00:28Well, I just works with the anger, Mom.
01:00:29Jeff is a two-bit con artist,
01:00:31and I fell right into his game.
01:00:33Shit, how did I do that?
01:00:35How the hell did I do that?
01:00:36Jeff's that guy you introduced me to, right?
01:00:38Right.
01:00:39Well, I didn't like him then,
01:00:39and I like him even less now.
01:00:41A little bum tricked me into giving him the account.
01:00:45Look, I told you he was too young for your baby sister.
01:00:48Oh, really?
01:00:50Well, why didn't you just tell me
01:00:51why is it when a guy is seeing somebody
01:00:53who's even half his age,
01:00:55everybody thinks that's real cute.
01:00:57But you turn the tables,
01:00:58and everybody calls the woman a cradle robber, right?
01:01:00Okay, okay, sorry.
01:01:02Still no excuse to rip you off.
01:01:04Come on, boys.
01:01:06It's party time.
01:01:07See you in the 80s.
01:01:07Jesse, the last time I saw that look on your face...
01:01:21Boys, tomorrow we're going to take that Jeff character
01:01:24and string him up by his balls.
01:01:26No!
01:01:27That's what my sister when I'm around.
01:01:34Oh, thank God.
01:01:36Mom, you're really silly.
01:01:44I mean, just neat.
01:01:46And, like, you're really bending this out of shape.
01:01:49Oh, so you think I'm wrong too, huh?
01:01:51Mom, call him.
01:01:56Mom, please.
01:01:57He never meant to hurt you.
01:01:59Please.
01:02:00Please.
01:02:00I'm happy.
01:02:23I'm excited.
01:02:25About the party?
01:02:28Yeah, that too.
01:02:31I never thought things were going to work out for me.
01:02:33If you told me a month ago that I was going to have a job
01:02:35and I'm the prettiest, most exciting girl in the whole world,
01:02:39I would have croaked.
01:02:41I'm so proud of you.
01:02:43I really am.
01:02:44Leslie, would you do something for me?
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:50Would you make believe this is the first time for you?
01:02:54In your eyes, I can start again.
01:02:58I love you.
01:02:59From all the love in your eyes.
01:03:05In your eyes, love is in your eyes.
01:03:34It answers all the questions that I have kept inside.
01:03:40In your eyes, I can start again.
01:03:46From all the love never felt so right.
01:03:50It's here with you tonight.
01:03:52I've been holding on to a love that's meant for you.
01:03:58And it all comes a lot when I blow into your eyes.
01:04:07In your eyes, love is in your eyes.
01:04:20In your eyes, in your eyes.
01:04:29It looks like a lot when you leave.
01:04:49Pamela owes me a lot of money.
01:05:03We know that, Al.
01:05:05Well, I am just protecting my own interest here.
01:05:07Al, everything's in the works, okay?
01:05:09Yeah, everything's in the works.
01:05:10So is Murphy's Law in the works.
01:05:11I know something is going to go wrong here.
01:05:14I just know it.
01:05:15Al, you don't need that.
01:05:17You're already a nervous wreck for guns.
01:05:18Coffee is the only thing that will calm me down.
01:05:20It's the only thing.
01:05:21Here, try a cool one instead.
01:05:24Al, Ali, the mom takes them all the time.
01:05:27So how strong could they be?
01:05:29Are those tranquilizers?
01:05:30Yeah.
01:05:30What's this?
01:05:32No, no, no, no.
01:05:33You only take one at a time.
01:05:34What, with alcohol?
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:42Hello?
01:05:44First thing tomorrow morning?
01:05:46Nine o'clock today?
01:05:47Wait a minute.
01:05:48I'm sorry, but we were really booked up solid.
01:05:50I mean, there's no repairman even to take your call.
01:05:53All right, hold on a second.
01:05:54I'm going to check, okay?
01:05:55Al, it's Cameron Evans.
01:05:56He wants to know, can we do an emergency repair service today?
01:05:59I don't care who it is.
01:06:00You know what the situation is here?
01:06:01Tell him no.
01:06:03I know, but he knows our rates,
01:06:04and he's just offered five times as much.
01:06:06Like I said, let me talk to him.
01:06:09Yeah, who is it?
01:06:11Yeah, how are you doing?
01:06:13Yeah, what's the problem?
01:06:13Oh, you're kidding.
01:06:16That's all it is.
01:06:17Yeah, where are you at?
01:06:19Yeah?
01:06:20I sent someone over in a jiffy.
01:06:22Yeah, thanks a lot.
01:06:24Bye.
01:06:24It's just a filter and a compressor.
01:06:28Take five, ten minutes?
01:06:29No, no, no, no.
01:06:30Right, Sean?
01:06:32Okay, okay, I'm gone.
01:06:35Oh, this is such a grotty mess.
01:06:36I mean, like the party's in an hour.
01:06:37Don't you know?
01:06:38Oh, well, let's have another beer.
01:06:40Let's don't say we did.
01:06:41Hey, remember me?
01:06:51Yeah.
01:06:52Come here.
01:06:54See that?
01:06:54It's supposed to be a cauldron of boiling wax, right?
01:06:58Right.
01:06:58Okay, they got the color.
01:06:59They got the smoke.
01:07:01But the clowns can't get the bubbles.
01:07:03See, no bubbles, no boil.
01:07:05They need bubbles.
01:07:05They need lots and lots of bubbles.
01:07:07Not these winky-dinky bubbles.
01:07:08Oh, Mr. Blood, this young man will have your cauldron fixed in just a moment.
01:07:15Christ.
01:07:16Character actors.
01:07:18He's in effect.
01:07:20The man is a special effect.
01:07:23Come here.
01:07:24Just fix this thing fast, will you please?
01:07:27Mr. Blood has threatened to walk off the set of it.
01:07:29I'll see what I can do.
01:07:30Just fix it fast.
01:07:33Oh, fuck, man.
01:08:03Oh, God.
01:08:07Man, what's that a.m. or p.m.?
01:08:10Fuck, man, it's a p.m.
01:08:12Gonna be late for baby sister's party.
01:08:27What?
01:08:28No, man, I didn't forget about that scumbag.
01:08:30Crystal, babe, hey.
01:08:35Yeah, we're a little bit delayed.
01:08:38Uh, no, we'll be there soon.
01:08:41Hey, you got a number to that Jeff bum?
01:08:44He's gonna be there tonight.
01:08:45He's not gonna be there tonight.
01:08:47Well, which is it?
01:08:50Perfect.
01:08:51Bye.
01:08:52Excuse me.
01:08:56Did you see Jeff?
01:08:57No, like, I hope I don't.
01:08:59I, like...
01:08:59Oh, no, like, I told Jesse he'd be here tonight.
01:09:02Crystal, didn't you tell him that everything was okay between Jeff and me?
01:09:06No.
01:09:07He, like, hung up too early.
01:09:09Oh, Crystal.
01:09:10Sorry.
01:09:10Oh, my God.
01:09:12Boys, I'm gonna get me a scalp tonight.
01:09:17Yahoo!
01:09:20Let's go.
01:09:23This is sure how far I cried from the bathhouse that we had when I was a boy.
01:09:28Mr. Kensington.
01:09:29Yes, I live in the neighborhood.
01:09:30I wanted to see what the fuss was all about.
01:09:32Well, welcome.
01:09:34Crystal, would you please show Mr. Kensington back to room number four?
01:09:37Okay.
01:09:39Right now.
01:09:40Okay.
01:09:40Okay.
01:09:49Uh...
01:09:50Uh...
01:09:52Uh...
01:09:53Uh...
01:09:58What's with them?
01:10:05Oh, uh, they're here to fix room six.
01:10:06What?
01:10:06I said they're here to fix room six.
01:10:08I know, I heard you, but it's supposed to be done.
01:10:09Well, it is, except for room six.
01:10:11Oh, my God.
01:10:12Well, you better hurry up, because the whole front is jammed full of people.
01:10:15Hey, Pam is looking for you.
01:10:16Oh, well, tell her I'll be right back, okay?
01:10:17Okay.
01:10:18All right.
01:10:23Odd stuff.
01:10:24Hey.
01:10:28Al, Al, why didn't you take a whole pound of tranquilizers?
01:10:33Come on now.
01:10:34I don't know when they're gonna wear off.
01:10:36I mean...
01:10:37Oh, how's about a nice tea bath to clear your head?
01:10:47Wouldn't that be nice, Al?
01:10:48Oh, I love you.
01:10:50All right, Al.
01:10:51Come on, I'll take care of him, Pam.
01:10:53Come on, Al.
01:10:54Bye-bye.
01:10:54Bye-bye.
01:10:55Come on, Al.
01:11:00Jermaine.
01:11:01You got jalapeno dip?
01:11:03Like what?
01:11:04Well, here's a thousand bucks, you cute little thing.
01:11:07Now, I want to order a ton of jalapeno dip.
01:11:11With all its remains.
01:11:13Yay.
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:14Yeah, to us.
01:11:21Yay.
01:11:23But Sarah Cray is a rocker.
01:11:25Do you, like, know who's in that room?
01:11:27Yeah, Al.
01:11:28Do you, like, also know where there's a Mexican place that, like, delivers?
01:11:32Like, well, yes.
01:11:33Ugh.
01:11:44Yeah, look, I want a thousand bucks worth.
01:12:02And, like, throw on something extra, okay?
01:12:05Bye.
01:12:05Bye.
01:12:07Crystal?
01:12:09See that number three is clear, okay?
01:12:10This job is like turning into work.
01:12:14Okay.
01:12:15Okay.
01:12:16Okay.
01:12:26Sean, what took you so long?
01:12:28It was no ten-minute job.
01:12:29That's what took me so long.
01:12:30Where is everybody?
01:12:31Well, Al's steaming and Jeff's gone off someplace.
01:12:33And get everybody else up front.
01:12:34Okay.
01:12:38Like, what is wrong with the darn light?
01:12:40Like, this room is reserved for somebody.
01:12:44Like, you're gonna have to pay extra.
01:12:47Right.
01:12:48Like, talking over with my mother.
01:12:50Like, what is wrong with this darn light?
01:12:53Like, shit.
01:12:54Like, I'm gonna talk to my mother about this.
01:12:58Like, have you guys seen my mom?
01:13:00Yeah, she's up front.
01:13:00Like, this guy in room three, like, won't leave.
01:13:03Like, shit.
01:13:07Water.
01:13:09Water?
01:13:09Water.
01:13:12There's, uh, champagne up in front.
01:13:15Better.
01:13:16Better.
01:13:16Goddamn better.
01:13:18Hmm.
01:13:19I think I knew that, Tush.
01:13:23It's crazy.
01:13:25Ah!
01:13:25Mwah!
01:13:26Ooh!
01:13:27Look at you!
01:13:28I mean, hey, this is a Hollywood premiere, isn't it?
01:13:30I know, but you look so different.
01:13:32Well, at least if you die now, you won't have to change clothes.
01:13:34Jeff, we were worried.
01:13:37Oh, so was I.
01:13:38You know, Taylors is so unreliable.
01:13:39By the way, what's this place like in the busy season?
01:13:41Jeff, I gotta talk to you.
01:13:45Partonne-moi, but we have been waiting here a good eight minutes.
01:13:48This isn't like Il Ristorante, is it?
01:13:50Well, you can go right back now.
01:13:52I've just had Crystal check out number three, and it's already free.
01:13:55Mom!
01:13:56Now, Crystal.
01:13:57Mom!
01:13:58Honey!
01:13:59Now!
01:14:04It looks like everybody's here.
01:14:06No, not quite everybody is here.
01:14:09Ah!
01:14:17Excuse me, please.
01:14:26That one.
01:14:27That one.
01:14:28That one.
01:14:28That one.
01:14:29oh my god oh my god like jesse's here oh my god what jesse's here oh are you kidding no oh listen
01:14:49everybody we got trouble oh jesse's got it in his head that jeff is using me what i know that he's
01:14:55out to get you he looks real mad i mean like he really wants to kill somebody why didn't you tell
01:14:58me this before i have been trying hey why don't you call the police oh please i've seen jesse eat a
01:15:04sheriff's badge i think you better just go i'll take my chances here oh um oh my god come on he's
01:15:11gonna need help okay party party
01:15:15where's lover boy now jesse come on i just want to talk to him yeah yeah
01:15:28who ain't here ucla marching band come on baby sister where is he
01:15:34where did he go sean i don't know huh i said i don't know oh my god sleep
01:16:00what prompted that come on let's get back to the reception area come on okay
01:16:11hey jeff what's happening yeah what the hell's going on i'm nothing we got it under control
01:16:19oh hey guys look who's here hey yeah yeah yeah what the hell is that there must be some air in the
01:16:27pipes we've been hearing it all evening oh jeff i'll tear the whole damn place down if i have to
01:16:36to find him find who i'm looking for some guy named jeff oh jeff he's in the back back there
01:16:40oh jeff jesse jesse dear god please be reasonable this is my big battle come on i don't need any
01:16:48trouble we've got to do something oh my god my folks
01:16:53wally what kind of place is this oh bev i told you it's a resort spot
01:16:58with all these freaks around yeah i'm trying to have a little i think i need a value
01:17:03i don't know what's going on keep it up
01:17:08i don't know what to do i think i've got an idea does anybody know
01:17:33uh whose motorcycles are parked out front yeah huh uh well they're being towed away
01:17:39what's that my jalapeno dip what a jalapeno dip
01:17:55mr slaves what are you doing here mr mrs right hello
01:18:03a friend of mine is an investor in the spa really well so are we here here he comes now
01:18:09hi sweetheart hi uh see you later
01:18:14i'm sorry sir this room is closed
01:18:19i think we're supposed to watch somebody let's grab some food first
01:18:31oh excuse me dear but uh have you seen my husband mr kensington this is my voice time
01:18:51here not with a girl what the hell teaching breaststroke right
01:18:56all this fuss over a giant bathtub yeah i know really well i don't know i know it's a hell of a party
01:19:24oh i want you ever since i saw that cute little fanny of yours i've been trying to take a bite out
01:19:32i take a few valium for my nerves
01:19:44you know really i don't have to stand here and be insulted
01:19:47no you don't why don't you go over there sit down
01:19:49oh you're off the christmas list
01:19:54smyron
01:19:56where are you darling
01:20:01oh smyron
01:20:03smyron
01:20:05where are you
01:20:07smyron
01:20:13Your turn. No rules.
01:20:29You've got mouth spread.
01:20:37Okay, okay.
01:20:39So you got three or four dozen lucky shots.
01:20:43Now stand back.
01:20:45Jeff?
01:20:45You got three or four dozen lucky shots.
01:20:47You got three or four dozen lucky shots.
01:20:49Byron!
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:52Oh!
01:20:53Oh!
01:20:54Oh!
01:21:09Myron!
01:21:10Myron!
01:21:11Oi, mama!
01:21:13You...
01:21:21what do you think i think i'm in love now
01:21:51oh
01:22:03okay i give up i give up
01:22:05where the hell are you going
01:22:19now that was fun i wonder if they'd let me keep the costume
01:22:43that was a hell of a party sure
01:22:49come on great that gets my parents and al off of them
01:22:53oh no
01:22:56is there a plumber in the house
01:22:58well no problem it's just uh yeah a broken uh seal on the compressor that's
01:23:03all wrong wash your breath it's a switch on the thermal couple
01:23:06and no way bozo get out your plumbing manuals it is a broken compressor
01:23:10i know more about hot tubs than you ever did
01:23:12no way
01:23:36oh how exciting do you think it's like dangerous
01:23:42now that was a film
01:23:54not rusty enough
01:24:08it's a game i used to play
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