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00:00I got eyes on target but the distance is 4,000 meters that's too far let's abort
00:27I'll make the shot wind's light I raised by 3.4 mil shift MOA by 0.7
00:33Carl this isn't about the wind you only get one shot miss and you'll give away our position
00:38one shot
00:41holy mother of God
00:56you made it 4,000 meters you just set a new world record man
01:01they don't call you the king of guns for nothing
01:04K.O.G.
01:06you know I'm not in it for the fancy titles
01:09so what's next now that your last mission's over
01:14spent my entire life in the service
01:18once this uniform comes off
01:20I just want to get back to my gun range my daughter my grandkid
01:25just make up for all the time that we got lost
01:29don't worry
01:30I'll miss you too buddy
01:31Carl
01:35Carl
01:36I'll miss you too buddy
01:37I'll miss you too buddy
01:38I'll miss you too buddy
01:39Carl
01:40Today we honor a national hero
01:47Today, we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless
02:11lives and struck fear in our enemies. He now holds the record for the longest confirmed
02:18kill shot in history, the legendary King of Guns. And now, President Bradford will present
02:32our hero with the Medal of Honor.
02:40Thank you. Thank you. But please, save your applause for our hero. This is his first public appearance.
02:49Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
03:10All they talk about are the records I've broken. But no one remembers you, the man who died
03:18to make it happen. I'm done, Louis. I swear that my gun will never draw blood again. From
03:28now and I'll protect your family with my life. You can rest in peace.
03:36Good news. Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
03:45Carl, can you check a gun apart for me again? Not today, kiddo. I promised your mom I'd do
03:58ammo inventory. I inspected the new guns. The checklist is on your desk. Thanks. Great work,
04:04Carl. What the hell? Fucking shit! Why is my ex-husband here?
04:20Come on. Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
04:32Benny, what are you doing here? What? Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful
04:36wife and maybe get a little hug from my daughter? Hey, Rebecca. Just stop, okay? We're divorced.
04:44We've been divorced for years. Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit. Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
04:53Hey, baby girl. I know that you missed your daddy, right? You're okay.
05:04Just an ungrateful, spoiled, little frickin' brat. Just like her mother, huh?
05:09Oh, and look at you two. Only a couple years divorced, and you're already shacking it up with
05:15the local handyman. God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
05:20Carl is my employee. Nothing more. Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
05:26Now, I know you got a little stash of money hidden. That's why you gave up on the Alamo. So just do the
05:32right fucking thing and give me my share. No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't
05:36want a piece of shit like you near my daughter. Well, then just pay up, or I'll just show up here
05:41every day. Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck,
05:46and we'll see how long you last in this business. Probably not very fucking long. You're not getting
05:50a cent from me. All right, well, hey, Rebecca, honey, how about daddy comes and picks you up from
05:56school every day now so we could get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, all right?
06:02Touch my daughter, see what happens.
06:06Woo-wee, Janie baby. Looks like you got some boldness to you now. What are you going to do?
06:11Shoot me in front of your baby girl here? Come on, baby.
06:15Janie, put the gun down. That's what he wants. Don't let him get to you.
06:19Come on, Janie. You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter. I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now
06:26that you're not going to pull that trigger. You sure about those odds?
06:32Well, I am a betting man.
06:41Mommy!
06:41Jane! Hey, Dad! Don't you fucking move, all right? You stay right there.
06:47Mommy!
06:48Now listen, baby girl. Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
06:52I don't know.
06:53Well then, Daddy will give you a little push. I want you to think very clearly now, all right?
06:58Don't hurt my mommy!
06:59Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
07:06Mommy!
07:06Mommy!
07:19Was he aiming for the trigger? I mean, the precision.
07:29Hey. Come on.
07:30Hey. You're okay. I got you.
07:44What? You just try to fucking shoot me? Well, I got news for you, pal. You fucking missed.
07:50If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
07:53You think you scare me? Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter. You don't scare me at all.
07:59What's it going to take for you to leave?
08:01Let's do this the old school way. See this gun? I challenge you to an assembly contest.
08:07First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins. If you win, I'll leave. If I win,
08:14then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
08:17Deal? No. Carl, you can't. He's professionally trained.
08:21Well then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie. That's all you gotta do.
08:25It's okay, mommy. Carl's got this.
08:36Rules are simple. Disassemble.
08:40Then reassemble. First to fire wins.
08:47On your mark. Get set.
08:55Go.
09:06Falling behind already, huh?
09:14Shit.
09:17You're a mag, genius.
09:36What are you telling me? That gun's loaded? You lost.
09:38That's impossible, all right? I'm a B-class sharpshooter, and you're a fucking handyman. You're telling me...
09:43I know that move. My dad taught me that trick. Why does he know it?
09:55Carl, you're so cool. You're my hero.
09:58You know what? I'm sick of your shit, you little brat.
10:00Don't you even think...
10:01Oh, shit.
10:08All right, this ain't over yet, you know that?
10:11Hey, you listen to me very carefully. You touch them again, and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
10:20Over and over until you beg me to end it.
10:25You don't want me to step close to him ever again? Fine, I won't fucking come near him again.
10:30Fuck away from me, you fucking freak.
10:32Hey, are you hurt?
10:41Carl, you're awesome!
10:44My gosh, I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
10:50You're bleeding.
10:52Oh, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's okay.
10:55I'll get you a bandage.
10:56Uh, um, thank you.
11:00Hey, baby, why don't you go inside while Carl helps mommy, okay?
11:04Okay.
11:05Okay, I love you.
11:05I love you!
11:06I love you.
11:07I love you.
11:21It's not so bad.
11:21You're good.
11:26Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
11:38It's just that...
11:39Jane!
11:41Mr. Redford's pulling up.
11:42The Chris Redford, coach of the national shooting team.
11:44Come on, Cap. Now's your shot to impress him.
11:46This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
11:49He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only 100 people in the world on his level.
11:53Can you imagine being that good?
11:55Is always someone better.
11:56Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters,
11:59you won't find a better shot than the king of guns.
12:00He's the best in the world.
12:01There's no competition.
12:03Do your best today.
12:04Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
12:07Chris Redford?
12:08That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
12:10He's coaching the national shooting team?
12:15Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
12:17Look, today is huge for us.
12:18If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
12:21So stick around? In case?
12:23In case of what?
12:25This loser?
12:25Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
12:28Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge.
12:32I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
12:33Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
12:38Let's leave it to the professionals.
12:39Just stop being condescending, okay?
12:42Carl's one of us, and plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
12:46All right, go get ready.
12:47I'm gonna go show Coach Redford around.
12:49And just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us.
12:52A game.
12:57Know your place, handyman.
12:58Don't even think about making a scene.
13:00Keep your head on straight if you want to shoot straight.
13:03I'm a pro. I don't need tips from a handyman.
13:05Stay in your lane.
13:06You think you know more than our captain?
13:08You haven't even taken a shot around here.
13:10A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
13:16You better not mess it up.
13:25This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
13:30He's the best shot we got.
13:34Watch and learn, handyman.
13:38Kill our teil.
13:50Pay it, rate.
13:51Check for some amusing stuff.
13:54It's anotherно.
13:57Watch now against FK.
13:58angry gag !!!
13:58Oh was it funny?
13:58Does that sound bad geez?
13:59You better not fear!
14:00Beat the big ру eleg!
14:00I haven't fan rogue!
14:01You better not fear them.
14:02And that's what we've...
14:02We're out of here easy now.
14:03You better not fear enough!
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14:04event talvez blockchain.
14:05Believe, or not segurakipped it.
14:05not bad good shot great accuracy yeah dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional
14:18i'm like someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch and learn
14:25loser you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine
14:41look at how dirty his hands are all he's shining are guns these days
14:45isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
15:01so quickly no there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
15:08party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots tops hey uh carl maybe just
15:15like double check it one more time i don't want it failing right now why don't you take a few
15:20shots first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna embarrass me
15:30what no no scope point you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything at this range
15:45what the
15:57what the
16:14there no jams
16:17lucky shot i mean you whipped the last three anyway
16:20stance and posture i mean he's definitely been professionally trained he's been here for a
16:26whole year now i how come i never noticed was that really just a lucky shot god how dare you waste
16:35bullets and mr redford's precious time mr redford he's just a handyman helping at the range i mean
16:40we'd never make a mistake like this
16:44only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
16:52oh mr redford what a shame you came all this way for a circus act is this really the best your shooting
17:02club has to offer nice
17:07you're not welcome here matthew
17:10wow jane you've really turned this place into a dump
17:15my brother lewis were still around he'd be disappointed
17:18my father was a hero you keep his name out of your mouth what are you doing here
17:26i'm here to honor my poor brother the fallen hero and to see what this scrappy little shooting range is
17:34worth i'm not selling it so you can just go i'm not the one that's going to be leaving
17:39this is the loan your father took to build this shooting range putting the land up as collateral
17:48you've been making all the minimum payments for the years but the interest just keeps going up
17:55well that's none of your business i bought out the bank that financed you which makes me your new
18:02creditor you fucking asshole this place was my father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt
18:08before selling it to you one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction
18:15this range will be mine you and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost matthew i mean
18:23how can you do this to us you know how hard my father oh come on don't say your uncle never gave
18:28you a shot with coach redford here what do you say we settle this with a little contest what do you
18:36what you win the range is yours to keep i'll even fund a renovation you lose shooting range is mine
18:46forever
18:52deal then it's settled if we lose are we gonna get kicked out don't worry sweetie
19:00it's not gonna happen don't back down now jane mr redford as coach of the national team we'd be
19:08honored to have you judge our little contest
19:10don't worry mommy we've got carl they'll just slow us down
19:23let's make this a best of three first round is trap shooting 15 clay pigeons total any weapon of your
19:48choosing we'll provide 15 bullets first person to hit the most targets and the least amount of time
19:54wins oh ho we got the first round in the back captain alex here once held the state record for
20:01trap shooting that's nate foster he's a b-class sharpshooter he's just a cowboy what's the big deal
20:08jane leave this first round up to me yeah you'll definitely win this okay guys even though he's only a
20:13b-class sharpshooter he's beaten a class gunman and clay pigeon shooting twice two a class shooters
20:20he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
20:27maybe we can use him to test the waters round one carl you're up
20:38andy man he's not even on the team shouldn't we be sending our captain out there jane he's good at
20:43polishing guns not shooting them come on everything's on the line here he's probably
20:47gonna freak out piss his pants or something jane are you serious sending a worthless nobody what you
20:54got nothing but losers on your team nate was just my warm-up i haven't even shown you the ace up my
21:01sleeve nate foster is just a warm-up he's better than some a-class shooters don't you get it when that
21:08nobody loses jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman she's already looking for excuses
21:15good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground
21:22will you shoot for us
21:27jane let me do this look we need to be careful see what nate's level is so just stop complaining
21:33and watches every move oh that's her plan jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up
21:39guy that loser really thinks jane believes in him hot i need to waste my time all right y'all really
21:47sitting in that handyman hey handyman not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class sharpshooter
21:53consider it an honor maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are yeah he's just a gun
21:58polish and grunt does he really think it's kind of hot shot jane are you sure and your opponent is
22:04a b-class shooter i've made my choice all right contestants choose your weapon he's actually going
22:13up there i can't tell if he's brave or just stupid i didn't come here to pick on something
22:27every especially grunt like you're not even fit enough to polish my guns so you go ahead princess you
22:33can pick first
22:43what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns probably because he doesn't know
22:49how to use a shot that losers about to embarrass us all especially your mommy oh no was i wrong to
22:57choose him nice i thought this was going to be a boring snoozefest luckily you brought us a clown to
23:05keep us laughing girl what's going on in that head of yours say it ain't so i'm really not going to pick
23:13that shotgun there huh too loud for them fragile ears ears yeah for something this easy shotgun's overkill
23:23oh don't say i didn't warn you and look here i'm down and i imagine how ugly it'd be if i had both
23:29huh nate foster low to make ready
23:43and that was nate foster 15 out of 15 just under 20 seconds 15 in 20 seconds didn't he forget
24:09that bullet no he did it on purpose he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot
24:16needs a b-class shooter no way that's an a-class performance if i've ever seen one no he's doing
24:21it to mess with carl he's trying to like frazzle him either way carl doesn't stand a fucking chance
24:26there a souvenir for you remembering by something to remember the day you got destroyed or better yet
24:33blow your brains out after you're drowning in shame huh carl you're up
24:51nate foster is on another level at this point all he can do is save himself the embarrassment
24:56no no no let him try can't wait to see him ship the bag
25:01been acting all high and mighty for way too long about time someone cut you down to size
25:05jane's about to see you for what you really are a worthless handyman not too late to switch guns
25:09there partner i even turned a blind eye jane just tell carl a fork and he's done enough already i'll
25:15put the team on my back we'll win the next round maybe i'm asking too much of him carl can do it i believe in him
25:22would you look at that he has a little fan mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men
25:35carl wouldn't lie to me he's not a bad man you are
25:3917. what's that supposed to mean
25:5617. what's that supposed to mean
26:01look this loser's out of his mind
26:04ha what's he covering his eyes for
26:08so
26:11so
26:15so
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