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00:00:00This is Damian Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Group.
00:00:04Gentlemen, I present to you the Titan Missile.
00:00:07So, how much do you make?
00:00:0950 or 60?
00:00:1060 grand?
00:00:11This might sound crazy, but would you want to get married?
00:00:14On-track marriage. That could work too.
00:00:17I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.
00:00:19I want them to know me for me rather than my money.
00:00:21My daughter really married a poor salesman.
00:00:24This whole thing is just a scam to get our family fortune.
00:00:27If you're going to pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes.
00:00:30Damian might not have money, but I trust him.
00:00:33Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
00:00:35He has the funds we need.
00:00:37Show everybody what you've got then with your tiny bank account.
00:00:40You think I'm some poor loser? Prove it.
00:00:43You can clean toilets at my company.
00:00:45You're leaving one finger on you.
00:00:47Oh, I bet she could take more than one finger.
00:00:50You're getting on my nerves.
00:00:51If you think you can take me, try it.
00:00:54Terminate all contracts and partnerships with the Walton Group.
00:00:57Affected the media.
00:00:58Who are you?
00:00:59Damian, are you really so wealthy?
00:01:02Do you think you're so wealthy?
00:01:04Do you think you're so wealthy?
00:01:05Do you think you're so wealthy?
00:01:07I'm surely wealthy.
00:01:08I'm huge.
00:01:09Damn, I get it.
00:01:10Do you think you're wealthy?
00:01:11Do you think you're wealthy?
00:01:12I'm wealthy.
00:01:13You try to do you.
00:01:13Goassie, look.
00:01:14Step or step back.
00:01:15Look.
00:01:16Don't walk up here.
00:01:17Tell me walk up here.
00:01:19Look.
00:01:20Don't walk up here.
00:01:21Take a walk.
00:01:22Step or dog dog?
00:01:23Let's go check everybody.
00:01:25Stop moving.
00:01:26Hands up.
00:01:27Easy, soldier.
00:01:28Get some coffee.
00:01:29This weather's freezing my balls.
00:01:29This is a restricted military facility.
00:01:31Turn around and roll a board.
00:01:33It's got me out ofNat Hillary ngฦฐแปi.
00:01:36Turn around and walk away, or I'll warm you up by unloading my clip into you.
00:01:40That would be a monumentally stupid thing to do.
00:01:43Let General Allen know that I'm here. Then step aside, soldier.
00:01:46General Allen, huh? Who do you think you are?
00:01:50The damn president?
00:01:53The general doesn't take walk-ins by random man in prissy suits.
00:01:57Back the fuck up, or I'll take you down.
00:02:06What the hell are you doing, soldier?
00:02:17Sir, this con man was trying to talk his way into our secure facility.
00:02:23Con man, this is Damian Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Group, our top military contractor.
00:02:32He single-handedly controls the global arms trade. You fucking fool!
00:02:38I'm sorry, sir. I'm a fool, sir. Please, sir, forgive me for my stupidity.
00:02:45At ease, soldier. Step aside.
00:02:48Gentlemen, your arsenal's best intercontinental ballistic missile takes 27 minutes to reach its target across the globe.
00:03:03Giving our enemies 27 minutes to prepare and launch retaliatory strikes.
00:03:07It's a weak spot, but we can't do any better. It's impossible.
00:03:11Impossible isn't in my vocabulary. We can do better.
00:03:16I have. I got it down from 27 minutes to only three.
00:03:23I thought you'd be skeptical. So how about a show and tell?
00:03:28Gentlemen, I present to you the Titan Missile.
00:03:31Now you can strike anywhere in the world in just three minutes.
00:03:35Once again, sir, we'll take it all. No matter the cost, we'll take it all.
00:03:50I thought you'd say so. Tribble.
00:03:52Before you leave, the President would like to host you for dinner.
00:03:55Well, I'm honored, but please tell the President I'm unavailable.
00:03:58Tonight, I have other plans.
00:04:00You're standing up, the President.
00:04:02What plans could be more important?
00:04:05Well, General, as you can imagine, I sell weapons for a living.
00:04:09And my father's worried that I'll die single.
00:04:11So tonight, I'm going on a date to find my future wife.
00:04:23When we get married and merge our family companies,
00:04:26your Olsen Group will double its value.
00:04:29It's a win-win for me.
00:04:33Because I get richer,
00:04:35and get to bone a hottie like you anytime I want.
00:04:45My father is forcing me to find a rich husband,
00:04:48but it won't be an immature frat boy like you trying to leech off my family.
00:04:52Get lost, creep.
00:04:53Spoiled bitch!
00:04:54Whatever.
00:04:59So, what do you do for a living?
00:05:02Well, I'm...
00:05:04My father's demanding I settle down.
00:05:06But I don't want a wife when he wants me for my money.
00:05:09I'm in sales.
00:05:10What about you, Sarah?
00:05:12Sales?
00:05:13How much do you make?
00:05:15But does that really matter?
00:05:18Yeah.
00:05:20Okay.
00:05:21In a good year, 50 or 60...
00:05:2460 grand!
00:05:26Good lord, you...
00:05:28You can't even get a one-bedroom rental on that.
00:05:32Oh.
00:05:34I cannot believe my daddy set me up with someone so...
00:05:38Poor.
00:05:40Why don't we get to know each other a bit before discussing money?
00:05:43Pass.
00:05:44Money's the only thing that matters.
00:05:48What a waste of my time.
00:05:49I passed up dinner with the president for this date.
00:05:52Talk about a waste of time.
00:05:53And I meant 50 or 60 million.
00:06:03Had a bad date, huh?
00:06:05Tell me about it.
00:06:06I threw a drink in his face.
00:06:08My father is going to be furious and cut me off unless...
00:06:12I was just starting to like your smile.
00:06:16And he'll cut you off unless...
00:06:19This might sound crazy, but...
00:06:22I would make it worth your while.
00:06:25Would you want to...
00:06:27Get married?
00:06:31Married.
00:06:33You really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first day.
00:06:36Oh?
00:06:37Is this a date?
00:06:38It is a Friday night.
00:06:41It's a really nice place, and...
00:06:44You look fantastic.
00:06:47This is the best date I've had in ages.
00:06:50Okay.
00:06:51Since it's a date, I'll get right to the getting to know me phase.
00:06:54My family's business is struggling.
00:06:57My father, a very traditional man,
00:07:00has got it in his head that the solution to our problems
00:07:03is marrying me off to some rich snob.
00:07:04I'm flattered.
00:07:07But what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?
00:07:10Doesn't matter.
00:07:11I don't care how much you make.
00:07:13I just need to get married to get my parents off my back
00:07:15while I fix their business.
00:07:17On track marriage.
00:07:19Huh.
00:07:20That could work too.
00:07:21I know it's a crazy thing to ask.
00:07:24But I could pay you $10,000.
00:07:26All you'd have to do is play along and...
00:07:28That won't be necessary.
00:07:31I'd marry you for free.
00:07:33So I suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name.
00:07:39I'm Damien.
00:07:41Irish Solson.
00:07:43Pleasure to meet you.
00:07:44Pleasure to meet you.
00:07:46Hope you don't have any Christmas plans.
00:07:48Because as my fiancee, I need you to come meet my family.
00:07:52Looking forward to it.
00:07:53Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.
00:07:54Merry Christmas.
00:07:55These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Ulstins.
00:07:56They're worth hundreds of millions.
00:07:57So please, let me securely deliver them to them.
00:07:58No need.
00:07:59I'll deliver them myself.
00:08:01But this is a company SUV.
00:08:02I'm a little confused.
00:08:03You're the Ulstins honored guest and they didn't get you a car.
00:08:04Do they realize who you are?
00:08:05I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.
00:08:06That's how I want it.
00:08:07I want them to know me for me rather than my money.
00:08:08All right.
00:08:09Whatever you say, sir.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:12And you are?
00:08:14Mom.
00:08:15Yes.
00:08:17You're a friend.
00:08:18I'm a little confused.
00:08:19I'm a little confused.
00:08:20You're the Ulstins honored guest and they didn't get you a car?
00:08:21Do they realize who you are?
00:08:22I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.
00:08:23That's how I want it.
00:08:25I want them to know me for me rather than my money.
00:08:28All right.
00:08:29Whatever you say, sir.
00:08:37Yes.
00:08:38And you are?
00:08:39Mom, this is my husband. We were just talking about you.
00:08:43Merry Christmas, ma'am. I'm Damien.
00:08:46I was hoping it was all a bad dream, but you're really here.
00:08:50My daughter really married a poor salesman.
00:08:53Mom, be respectful. I like him.
00:09:06This is Olsen.
00:09:09You're looking as lovely as ever.
00:09:11Oh, Marcus. What a lovely surprise. I didn't know you'd arrived.
00:09:18Um, what was your name again?
00:09:22Damien. Oh, Damien. Yes, Damien.
00:09:25You should be honored. This is Marcus Walton.
00:09:29Heir to the Walton Group and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter.
00:09:35So, you chose to marry this, Iris?
00:09:44How... bizarre.
00:09:47Bizarre. Bizarre. Yes.
00:09:50What can I say? My wife, Iris, has good taste.
00:09:56Don't be rude. Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:59This man, the Walton Group, makes over a million dollars a month.
00:10:05You could probably never earn that much in an entire year.
00:10:10You'd be surprised.
00:10:12I'm sorry, Damien. This isn't...
00:10:14Don't bother, Mrs. Olsen.
00:10:16There's no point in trying to explain anything to someone like him.
00:10:20You're right, Marcus. Let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things.
00:10:26It's Christmas!
00:10:27It's Christmas.
00:10:28I'm sorry. Marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry.
00:10:36They only care about being rich and they hate people who aren't.
00:10:40That's why my mom's being rude to you.
00:10:42They have no idea what being rich means.
00:10:45Damien, are you upset? Please, you're not gonna back out of this, right?
00:10:51Oh, no, no, no. I'm all in.
00:10:54When I make a promise, I plan to keep it.
00:10:57I'd never screw you like that.
00:11:00I mean...
00:11:03Unless you consented first.
00:11:06If we get through this day with my family, I'll consent...
00:11:10to anything.
00:11:12And I'll even throw in an extra grand for putting up with my family.
00:11:16Well, I'm looking forward to it.
00:11:19But, Iris, I really don't need your money. I'm good.
00:11:23Iris, did you know Marcus is working on a deal with Harvey Lambert?
00:11:29No, Mom. I didn't.
00:11:31Because I don't even know who Mr. Lambert is.
00:11:34Harvey Lambert? He's only the Second Command, the world's largest defense contractor, Atlas.
00:11:45And with Mr. Lambert's support, we're gonna take the Walden Group worldwide and quadruple our profits.
00:11:55Oh, you see, Iris, Marcus is very impressive. He's a mover and a shaker.
00:12:02He's the kind of man you should marry, not this salesman who could probably never get an appointment with someone as powerful as Harvey Lambert.
00:12:12I didn't realize Harvey was such a big deal to people outside the military.
00:12:15Harvey? In this house, we show respect. And you are not on a first-name basis with a man like...
00:12:24Oh, but I am. Harvey's an old friend.
00:12:28An old friend. That's not possible.
00:12:37Marcus, he's just a salesman. He's just making stuff up so he doesn't look bad in front of Iris.
00:12:45On the contrary.
00:12:47I feel bad for you, Iris. Not only is your husband unsuccessful, he's a compulsive liar. Shame.
00:12:55But don't worry, darling. If he's strapped for cash, I can hook him up.
00:12:59I'm fine. Thank you.
00:13:02Oh, it's Christmas time.
00:13:05I could hook you up with a, uh, big-boy job.
00:13:10You can clean toilets at my company. If you're lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of, uh, your old friend as he's leaving the bathroom.
00:13:20Marcus, stop it. I don't care that Damien is poor. He's much more of a man than you'll ever be. And I won't let you insult him like this.
00:13:29Thanks, babe. But, don't worry. They've got me all wrong. I actually, uh...
00:13:38What a coincidence. Uh, father is discussing business with Mr. Lambert. What a perfect way to prove that you're a liar.
00:13:55Dad? What? Mr. Lambert wants me to be there in person? I'll leave right away. Mr. Lambert isn't there yet, but, uh, he'd like me to join him.
00:14:06I'll just, uh, confirm with your old friend Harvey that he's never met you before, you little liar.
00:14:15Can't wait. And when you're ready to apologize, you know where to find me.
00:14:23You'll be apologizing to me. All right, well, Mrs. Olson, Iris, I'm afraid I have to chat, but I have, uh, business to conduct.
00:14:33Don't worry, I'll be back with your Christmas gifts.
00:14:43Iris, how could you have been so rude to Marcus? And Damien, you liar.
00:14:49Mom, stop it. We're gonna be late for Christmas at Grandpa's. Let's just go.
00:14:53Merry Christmas, Amanda. Merry Christmas, cousin. I am so glad you did not bring that pathetic... this...
00:15:09Merry Christmas.
00:15:10Merry Christmas, family. Who's this, Rando?
00:15:15You must be Tom. Hi, I'm Damien. I was his husband.
00:15:23So, you're the broke salesman who married Iris without even bothering to meet the family first?
00:15:31Oh, he doesn't care about Iris. He just married her for our money.
00:15:36Listen, guy. We all have a stake in this family business. You can't just waltz in here with Iris and steal it from us.
00:15:43I told you, Iris, darling, bringing this freeloader home was a mistake.
00:15:47Enough. It's Christmas. If you all can't be decent, my husband and I are gonna have to leave.
00:15:53Iris, don't be like that. We're just joking. You're the guest of honor tonight. You can't leave. Come on, come here.
00:15:59I'm sorry, Damien. My family's business is in trouble, and they were counting on Marcus to save us by marrying me off to him first.
00:16:15It's nothing personal. They just see you as standing in front of their money.
00:16:19It's amusing, actually. They're so against me, but they don't know anything about me.
00:16:24I know everything I need to know about you.
00:16:26Unlike the men they want me to be with, you're a good guy. You're doing great. This is the best few grand I've ever spent.
00:16:35Well, I'm just keeping my promise. And I really don't need your money. I'm having a really good time with you.
00:16:43You're special. And I feel bad. In a rush to get married, we never consummated our relationship.
00:16:52But maybe later tonight, we can...
00:16:59Monty Iris!
00:17:01Uh, who's that?
00:17:03Hi, Leslie. This is my new husband, Damien. Damien, this is my niece, Leslie.
00:17:08Merry Christmas, Uncle Damien.
00:17:10Merry Christmas, kiddo. I didn't know you had a niece. Someone brought her a gift.
00:17:14Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
00:17:17Whoa.
00:17:18Uncle Damien, my money home's empty. Can you give me some money to fill it up for Christmas?
00:17:23Oh, honey. You're asking the wrong man. He's just a broke, small town loser. He doesn't have any cash for you. Do you, Damien?
00:17:32Leslie, Damien can't afford it.
00:17:34Daddy, what's a broke loser?
00:17:37Oh, it's just someone who's stupid and lazy and doesn't have enough to eat. Sounds sad, right?
00:17:45Oh, no. I'm really sorry, Uncle Damien. I shouldn't have asked.
00:17:48Tom. Leslie, your dad is joking. But maybe instead of something that costs money, Uncle Damien could take you somewhere.
00:17:56Now, Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gun. But I don't have any cash on me. But if you take this to the bank, they'll fill it up for you.
00:18:04Oh, Damien. You know the bank won't bother cashing a check that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on.
00:18:12Fifty grand.
00:18:15Fifty thousand dollars? Where'd you get this kind of money?
00:18:19It can't be right, unless...
00:18:22Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.
00:18:28I knew it. He doesn't have this kind of money. He's just trying to show off. This check is worthless.
00:18:35It's not, Leslie. Cash the check.
00:18:41This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand. If you're gonna pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knock-offs.
00:18:48Cheap. This is custom made, thank you.
00:18:50Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family. Lying to a child to protect your poor ego. How awful.
00:18:59You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing. But now I see why.
00:19:04You guys all jump to conclusions and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.
00:19:09You think I'm some poor loser? Prove it. Cash the check. Take it to the bank. And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.
00:19:19And when the check bounces, it won't.
00:19:25This is a family Christmas, and I'm done wasting my time on this loser.
00:19:30Agreed. Tom, help me with this.
00:19:33I need a drink.
00:19:39Who brought these Christmas gifts?
00:19:42They're from Damien.
00:19:44It's just a few gifts I got for the family. We can open them up during dinner.
00:19:47I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I'd better check them out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.
00:19:52Hey, tough guy. What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?
00:19:56What is this fuss about, huh?
00:19:59Grandpa. This is my husband, Damien. The one I told you about.
00:20:05Merry Christmas, Grandpa. Good, good.
00:20:08Not too tall, but handsome. You two make a lovely couple.
00:20:13Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
00:20:16I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter. Is that a problem?
00:20:21Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
00:20:27Can I help you, little girl?
00:20:37I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.
00:20:52My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy. Can you help me cash it?
00:21:02Fifty thousand dollars? I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.
00:21:07I'm sorry. I didn't know. This is authentic. I'll get your cash now.
00:21:19Iris, where can I find a chair?
00:21:21Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?
00:21:25He's Iris' husband. Why don't you?
00:21:29Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married. It was random.
00:21:33Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?
00:21:36Damien isn't like that.
00:21:37Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?
00:21:40I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group, if he's not after our money, why else would he be here?
00:21:50That's enough. It's Christmas dinner. Everyone, be respectful.
00:21:56Damien, I got you a present.
00:21:59I think someone confused me for the dog.
00:22:11Good one, sis.
00:22:14Iris, your husband's just been bagging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.
00:22:20We're gonna treat him like one.
00:22:22Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?
00:22:23Actually, I'm not hungry, anyway.
00:22:25Oh, you won't eat the food we give you, you ungrateful little gold digger.
00:22:31I'm confused.
00:22:33Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.
00:22:36Damien doesn't deserve Iris. Not even a little.
00:22:40He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check. He's a terrible role model and a liar!
00:22:46Merry Christmas!
00:22:48The check was real, Dad!
00:22:55Leslie, where did you get all this?
00:23:01It's real.
00:23:02I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it.
00:23:06Thank you, Uncle Damien.
00:23:11Leslie, go back to the kids' table.
00:23:13I'm rich.
00:23:14The check was legit.
00:23:16That was 50 grand.
00:23:18That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.
00:23:20How'd you come up with this kind of cash?
00:23:21Damien, what's going on?
00:23:22Did we just assume he was poor?
00:23:24He did.
00:23:27But, you know what they say about assumptions.
00:23:30They make an ass out of you and me.
00:23:32This cannot be real.
00:23:34Oh God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.
00:23:39Of course that's what he did.
00:23:41What a fragile ego.
00:23:42Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?
00:23:45Oh, ridiculous.
00:23:47It's shameful.
00:23:48Take it.
00:23:49You obviously need it more than many of us.
00:23:52Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.
00:23:57It's sad.
00:23:58Damien, you don't have to do this.
00:24:00It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.
00:24:04Iris, I'm not broke.
00:24:06And I don't need your money.
00:24:08And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.
00:24:14You'll see.
00:24:15I'm sorry, gifts?
00:24:18Gifts.
00:24:20Huh.
00:24:21Let's see them.
00:24:23Oh, come on Dad.
00:24:24He's just a poor salesman.
00:24:26I'm sure they're just trash.
00:24:28You want to see real Christmas gifts?
00:24:31Let's open Amanda's.
00:24:33She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.
00:24:38She's rich.
00:24:41And she gives good gifts.
00:24:43Hey, what about me?
00:24:44I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.
00:24:45I should get the credit.
00:24:47I've been keeping this family afloat.
00:24:49If it wasn't for me, Iris would have banked her up this company years ago.
00:24:53Excuse me?
00:24:54The company was already in rough shape when I took over.
00:24:57If anything, I was the one who turned it around.
00:25:01The company is still failing.
00:25:04Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen Company into bankruptcy.
00:25:09And what exactly do you want me to do?
00:25:11Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
00:25:13He has the funds we need.
00:25:15Marcus is a huge success.
00:25:17Go be with him.
00:25:19Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarkets.
00:25:22In no time at all.
00:25:24Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?
00:25:27A big deal?
00:25:29Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.
00:25:32Something that you probably can't comprehend.
00:25:35Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.
00:25:39I would know.
00:25:41Harvey's an employee.
00:25:43This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.
00:25:48Harvey Lambert works for no one.
00:25:51No, Iris, your husband is delusional.
00:25:55Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert, you need to get your head examined.
00:26:02Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight, so...
00:26:06I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.
00:26:09I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.
00:26:17Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:26:19I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.
00:26:22Oh, Marcus.
00:26:24I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?
00:26:28It went great.
00:26:29We're officially partnering.
00:26:31There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep Iris out of my head.
00:26:35So I had to rush right back here.
00:26:37Marcus, you are so impressive.
00:26:39I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.
00:26:42Be patient.
00:26:43That could be arranged.
00:26:45Oh, Marcus.
00:26:48Show the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.
00:26:59Iris?
00:27:00I don't want anything from you.
00:27:02Ssss.
00:27:03A five-star golf club membership?
00:27:12This must be worth $30,000.
00:27:16Thanks, Marcus.
00:27:18A 49-year-old whiskey?
00:27:22That's 50 grand right there.
00:27:25Iris, check this out.
00:27:30It was worn at last year's Met Gala.
00:27:33Oh, my goodness.
00:27:35It's got to be worth $100,000.
00:27:37Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days.
00:27:40I was hoping Iris would wear it and be my date.
00:27:45Marcus, this is too much.
00:27:47You should return it and ask for a refund.
00:27:49Iris, are you serious?
00:27:50This would look amazing on you.
00:27:52You would be the talk of the town.
00:27:55I know, Damien.
00:27:56It must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus.
00:27:59But you'll get over it.
00:28:02No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.
00:28:12Okay, Damien.
00:28:13Shut up.
00:28:14You're just jealous.
00:28:15You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.
00:28:19Marcus, don't even listen to him.
00:28:22He's such a leech.
00:28:24Iris will come to her senses and then she'll divorce him soon.
00:28:29And then she's all yours, you charmer.
00:28:35Oh, Damien.
00:28:36Here's what you'll never stand about the Walton's, you goddamn fool.
00:28:45We value sophistication, class, luxury.
00:28:49But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.
00:28:56Show everybody what you got then with your tiny little bank account.
00:29:02Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.
00:29:06No, no, that's too generous.
00:29:08More like the free donation bin.
00:29:10Not exactly.
00:29:12See for yourselves.
00:29:14You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
00:29:16What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?
00:29:19Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.
00:29:24Mom.
00:29:25I think that's a great idea.
00:29:26I'll take that bet.
00:29:28And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.
00:29:40Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas.
00:29:56Well, now you can.
00:29:58From your own personal yacht.
00:30:06It's a Lazara.
00:30:07Entry level boat is 10 million.
00:30:10Anna.
00:30:11My beautiful mother-in-law.
00:30:12I hear you like collecting art.
00:30:24That's a Renaissance painting.
00:30:26Let's go for about 40 million.
00:30:28And this.
00:30:30The only one of its kind.
00:30:32The Ocean Hearts diamond necklace.
00:30:34Worth 100 million dollars.
00:30:37The Ocean Heart
00:30:39The Ocean Heart
00:30:40The Ocean Heart
00:30:41The Ocean Heart
00:30:42The Ocean Heart
00:30:43The Ocean Heart
00:30:44The Ocean Heart
00:30:46The Ocean Heart
00:30:47The Ocean Heart
00:30:48The Ocean Heart
00:30:49The Ocean Heart
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:52How...
00:30:54How is this possible?
00:30:56Hmm?
00:30:58You had a deal.
00:30:59Right, Marcus?
00:31:01So apologize to my husband.
00:31:03It wasn't writing.
00:31:04in writing. Damien was telling the truth. He's rich. Oh, Iris, you chose so well. We were so rude
00:31:13to your husband and we didn't mean it. Dammit, Marcus made us do it. Wait a second. Damien,
00:31:22Damien, Damien. You almost fooled me. Marcus, what are you talking about? Think about it.
00:31:31How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this? There's only one logical answer.
00:31:39They're cheap knockoffs. They're fake. Oh, you're right. I knew it. Come on, Iris,
00:31:48let's stick with the plan for the family. Divorce Damien and marry Marcus. Are you sure you all want
00:31:56to take that risk? Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes just because some middle
00:32:04manager says so? I believe Damien. Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman to afford such expensive
00:32:11gifts, but we don't know much about him. What's there to know? Seriously think that this random
00:32:19loser is a secret billionaire? I don't think so. Grandpa Harold, you're a smart man. You've seen
00:32:29luxuries. You're well-traveled. What's your expert opinion? Are my gifts cheap fakes?
00:32:40Tom, what are you doing? Just taking my anger on this fake junk your husband brought.
00:32:44Oh, that looks like fun. Hey, I want to try.
00:32:53Do you have any idea what you just did? They're just fakes anyway. I mean,
00:32:57they would end up in the trash eventually. Dad, you need to rest and not use your energy
00:33:03worrying about these gifts. You're so ignorant. What if they were real, Jimmy? What if you just
00:33:10destroyed a 40 million dollar piece of art out of spite? God, you're insane. They're not real.
00:33:16If we displayed this painting, we'd be arrested for fraud and forgery.
00:33:21Do you have any idea what you've just done?
00:33:43You fools. Damien, look what you've done to Grandpa. He's furious with you.
00:33:49No, Amanda. I'm furious with you. The painting. The necklace. The boat. They're real.
00:34:00What? Grandpa, you're joking.
00:34:02Dad, why are you on the floor? I'm cleaning up your mess. This so-called trash is worth millions.
00:34:17No way. Your vision must be fading, Grandpa. Damien just bought some nice looking fakes.
00:34:23How could I raise kids this stupid? Are you saying these are real?
00:34:33When I was younger, I saw this very painting and the private collection of Mr. Blaine Senior.
00:34:40The richest man in the country. Collectors lined up to bid. Mr. Blaine wouldn't sell.
00:34:48I destroyed a 40 million dollar painting?
00:34:51Yes. I know these diamonds. They were procured at great cost.
00:34:56A smashed a hundred million dollar diamond necklace?
00:35:01Damien, are you really so wealthy? You said you knew Mr. Lambert. Why didn't you tell me?
00:35:09Iris, I didn't want you to want me for my money. But I never lied to you.
00:35:16And there's still one gift left. For you. My wife. That deserves the whole world.
00:35:27You don't have to spend so much on me. I don't care about all that.
00:35:31I know. But I care about you. And I want you to get everything that you deserve.
00:35:38No. This is ridiculous. I'm rich. I'm successful. He's just a...
00:35:48I see, Damien. Well, they're real. But he didn't buy them. He stole them.
00:35:55All these gifts are connected to Mr. Lambert. So how did they get in your hands, Damien?
00:36:04Well, Damien, care to explain?
00:36:08Harvey sent them to me, of course. I've told you all of that.
00:36:12Stop the line. You stole them from Mr. Lambert. You'll bring us all down with you.
00:36:16You're a criminal. This is outrageous. You worthless fraud. You conned your way into our family,
00:36:23and we nearly fell for it. You belong in jail.
00:36:26Mr. Lambert's valuable belongings are ruined because of you.
00:36:30Damien, is this true?
00:36:33Iris, absolutely not. Trust me.
00:36:38Wow, what a coincidence.
00:36:43Mr. Lambert just texted me to say that he's on his way here right now.
00:36:49And once he sees what you've stolen from him, Damien, you're fucked.
00:36:53Perfect. I was hoping my old friend Lambert would stop by.
00:37:00Mr. Lambert is coming here? On Christmas? Did he say why?
00:37:04He doesn't say why, but it's obvious because he found out that Damien stole from him.
00:37:10He's so screwed.
00:37:11When he sees what we've done to these gifts, he'll come after us.
00:37:17I'll explain everything to Mr. Lambert once he gets here.
00:37:20Damien will take the blame. Mr. Lambert will thank us because he capped a thief for him.
00:37:28Marcus, you're a lifesaver.
00:37:31I'd do anything for this family. It's just a shame that Iris wouldn't do anything for me.
00:37:37Marcus, I will never be with you.
00:37:39Iris, be thankful Marcus even likes you. Think about what he could do for our family.
00:37:44There's no comparison. He's rich and powerful. And Damien is a poor thief.
00:37:52No, I don't believe it. Damien wouldn't steal anything.
00:38:00You seriously believe that Damien is a secret billionaire who is somehow Mr. Lambert's boss?
00:38:06There has to be an explanation. Right, Damien?
00:38:12Iris, nothing I can say or do will convince your family.
00:38:16I can call Harvey, Mr. Lambert, and he'll figure this out.
00:38:23Do you honestly think we're going to believe that you have Mr. Lambert's phone number?
00:38:28Shh!
00:38:31Harvey, whatever else you're doing can wait. Come to the Olsen house immediately.
00:38:35Yes, sir. I'll cancel my other meeting and be there ASAP. To the Olsen house.
00:38:44Harvey Lambert will be on his way. And once he arrives, we'll figure this out.
00:38:48Did he really call Mr. Lambert?
00:38:50No. Mr. Lambert is a Fortune 500 CEO. There's no way this petty thief has his phone number.
00:38:58Well, I think he does have it.
00:38:59Iris, you sweet, sweet girl.
00:39:02Your looks no brains out. Your husband is pulling a big trick on you.
00:39:07Damien, Marcus has Mr. Lambert's number. Show us your call history and let's see if he really called him.
00:39:14It's not that simple.
00:39:16Damien, if you're going to lie, at least commit to the bid. You're caught.
00:39:22I believe you. Just show him your call history.
00:39:25I knew it. You lying piece of shit, there's nothing there.
00:39:33This is my work phone. I do business with the Pentagon and intelligence agencies.
00:39:37My phone has been specifically modified to prevent hacking. All calls leave, no trace.
00:39:44So you're saying that you're a secret military spy? This gets more absurd by the second.
00:39:49Enough. Stop the lying. Stop with the charade. Divorce Iris, or we'll call the cops.
00:39:59Oh, I wonder who that could be. Mr. Lambert, perhaps?
00:40:05Great. Right on time. Just as I ordered.
00:40:08Oh, Damien, keep talking. You won't be so cocky when Mr. Lambert has you arrested.
00:40:15We'll see. And don't leave Harvey waiting. Let him in. And we'll see if he arrests me or not.
00:40:23Who are these men? Those are, uh, Vipers. They're the biggest gang south of the Mason Dixon line.
00:40:30Marcus, you invited gang members?
00:40:33Well, somebody had to keep in mind your lying, thieving husband. These boys will take care of them for us.
00:40:38They'll take up the trash before Mr. Lambert gets here.
00:40:40Marcus, I've told you so many times. I'm everything that I claim to be and more.
00:40:45Just wait a minute until Harvey arrives.
00:40:47Well, Damien, you stole my woman. So this is payback.
00:40:52These gangbangers gonna hang you upside down and bleed you out dry.
00:40:56Oh, these Vipers. I remember them now.
00:41:01They've been begging to use my company's weapons for years.
00:41:04Well, damn, Damien. I didn't realize how powerful you were.
00:41:07So let me get this. You're a billionaire, a spy, and a CEO arms dealer?
00:41:17Now, have I got that right?
00:41:19In a nutshell?
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:22This is the lunatic I was talking about. He disrespected you.
00:41:28If Captain Brown heard anything you'd been saying, you'd be roadkill.
00:41:31Captain Brown, you're a biker gang leader? We've met. But I bet you he was too embarrassed to tell you.
00:41:40When I refused to do business with him, your fearless leader got down on his knees and begged like a dog.
00:41:46You're gonna regret that.
00:41:50If you hurt her, I swear to God. Let her go.
00:41:56You keep resisting. Princess, don't make it through the night.
00:41:59Stop taking it easy on him. What am I paying you for?
00:42:03Get him out of here.
00:42:05Iris, it'll be okay.
00:42:08Move it.
00:42:08Marcus, what have you done?
00:42:13I took out the trash before Mr. Lambert could arrive.
00:42:17Hey, I did this for us.
00:42:19I rushed over like you asked, boss. Where's our...
00:42:32Oh, Mr. Lambert in our house. What an honor.
00:42:36Oh my god, what a dream.
00:42:38Mr. Lambert, you're like a business legend. It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:42:42Hi, Mr. Lambert. I'm Amanda. I work for your company.
00:42:47Um, you're always so busy, so we've never really met, but...
00:42:50All right, all right, all right. Not all at once.
00:42:53I can't respond to everybody all at the same time.
00:42:56Thank you for coming to our house and to wish us Merry Christmas.
00:43:00Uh, Merry Christmas? I came to congratulate Iris.
00:43:04Iris? On what?
00:43:06On her wedding. Let me tell you, she married an incredible man.
00:43:11Oh, you must mean Marcus. Yes.
00:43:16Marcus and Iris aren't married. Not officially. Maybe not yet, anyway.
00:43:19Marcus? No. I'm talking about Mr. Blaine. Damien Blaine.
00:43:27Where is he?
00:43:30Boys, piece of advice. When you abduct someone, tie them up.
00:43:47For a weakling like you?
00:43:53There's no need.
00:43:53Okay. I have places I need to be.
00:44:00So call your gang leader, Brown. Let's get this over with once and for all.
00:44:03Who the hell do you think you are?
00:44:06Mr. Blaine! Mr. Blaine! Hey, I'm David Brown. I'm the head of the Viper MC.
00:44:12You are a hard man to get a hold of, but I need access to Atlas guns.
00:44:16My guys are counting on me. I'll pay double.
00:44:19The Vipers. You can buy weapons anywhere, Biker. Why Atlas Arms?
00:44:24Because they're the best. Look, we're in the middle of a turf war right now,
00:44:29and my guys need the best or we're going to take some heavy-ass losses.
00:44:32Name your price. I'll triple it.
00:44:33Mr. Blaine has presidents and prime ministers on speed dial.
00:44:38He doesn't need your business. He doesn't want your business.
00:44:42Hey, Mr. Blaine, you gotta help me. Come on, Mr. Blaine!
00:44:48Fuck!
00:44:50Brown would kill all of you if he knew what you were doing right now.
00:44:53Shut up, bitch. One more word and we'll blow your damn brains out.
00:45:00Not so tough now, huh? The Vipers are the biggest gang in this state.
00:45:06One word from them, they'll kill your whole family.
00:45:09It seems like your family hates you. We could kill you. No one even care.
00:45:17And with you out of the picture, I'm going to swoop in and bed your wife.
00:45:22You're leaving one finger on her.
00:45:24Oh, I bet she could take more than one finger.
00:45:28She's going to love it.
00:45:29And there's nothing a poor cuck like you can do about it.
00:45:33What a loser like you wants to do that.
00:45:45Take him down!
00:45:46But I don't think he's a loser like Marcus said.
00:45:50He's got skills and training.
00:45:52Who are you?
00:45:53Hey, he's a nobody.
00:45:56You're a loser.
00:45:57I'm the man your boss got on his knees to beg to.
00:46:00And he'll be very angry to know how you treated me.
00:46:03Who am I, you ask?
00:46:05I'm Damian Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:46:09Nice to meet you, assholes.
00:46:11Where is the man of the hour?
00:46:19Your husband.
00:46:21Mr. Blaine.
00:46:22Marcus and the Vipers took him.
00:46:23Taken?
00:46:25By the Vipers?
00:46:27Why?
00:46:28But because Marcus said he stole from you.
00:46:31Marcus said that Damian stole from me.
00:46:34Yeah, is that a problem?
00:46:36Oh, Mr. Lambert, I'm sorry.
00:46:38I think there's been a miscommunication.
00:46:39Please, sit.
00:46:41Um, we can talk this over and Damian, he's just a loser.
00:46:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:45You're a den of fools.
00:46:47Ignorance.
00:46:49Wait, wait, where are you going?
00:46:51To fix your catastrophic screw-up.
00:46:53I'm gonna go get Damian Blaine.
00:46:57Iris, this is your fault.
00:46:59I told you Damian was trouble.
00:47:01He stole from Mr. Lambert and now he's dragging us all down.
00:47:05Well, Damian's a dead man walking.
00:47:06Mr. Lambert practically just screamed at us for knowing him.
00:47:10You all heard what you wanted to hear.
00:47:11Iris, come back.
00:47:12It's Christmas.
00:47:13Where the hell do you think you're going?
00:47:16To save my husband.
00:47:17Oh, in the Viper Pit?
00:47:20No, I forbid it.
00:47:21Mr. Lambert, Merry Christmas.
00:47:28I was not expecting your call.
00:47:29Does this mean Mr. Blaine has agreed to our arms deal?
00:47:32Deal?
00:47:33Your gang of morons and half-wits abducted him.
00:47:36Shit.
00:47:38I'll fix it.
00:47:39Yes, you will.
00:47:42Mr. Lambert, this was not my doing.
00:47:44It is your problem.
00:47:46Get Mr. Blaine out safely or the hellfire might of Atlas will destroy you.
00:47:52Consider it done.
00:47:58I need every Viper in Buford accounted for now.
00:48:02Do it.
00:48:04What?
00:48:05Where?
00:48:06The Viper Pit.
00:48:08Son of a bitch.
00:48:09We're the CEO of Atlas Defense.
00:48:22Because you can take apart a gun?
00:48:24Everyone in our gang can do that, dickwad.
00:48:27Yeah, you're so fucked.
00:48:29Atlas is the world's biggest defense contractor.
00:48:33And someone like you is strong or smart enough to do-
00:48:37Oh my god.
00:48:39I know your family.
00:48:40And I know their business.
00:48:42I'd never imagined that they'd ally with some street gang.
00:48:44You won't just stand there, shoot him!
00:48:47Well, lay that over here.
00:48:49Anyone harms him, they have to answer to me.
00:48:55Buzz!
00:48:56What are you doing here?
00:48:57Oh shit.
00:48:58He really is the CEO of Atlas.
00:49:01We're gonna catch an ass whooping for this.
00:49:03It's about time, bruh.
00:49:05Hey, that's Mr. Brown.
00:49:07Or Sir to you.
00:49:09I heard a VIP was kidnapped.
00:49:10VIP?
00:49:12No, sir.
00:49:13He's a liar.
00:49:15He's a fraud.
00:49:16His whole own family hates him.
00:49:17He's lying.
00:49:18What the hell was that for?
00:49:22You kidnapped the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps, you stupid fuck.
00:49:26You're a goddamn liar.
00:49:30You're about to die.
00:49:31You're the CEO of nothing.
00:49:36I never saw Blaine's face.
00:49:38Could this be him?
00:49:40What do we do now, boss?
00:49:41The Atlas CEO's name is Mr. Damien Blaine.
00:49:45Let's see some ID.
00:49:47Don't.
00:49:54Oh shit.
00:49:55Give me that.
00:49:58This is a fake ID.
00:49:59Some AI forgery.
00:50:01There's too much at stake.
00:50:03I can't risk this.
00:50:04I need to be able to confirm you are who you say you are.
00:50:07You're getting on my nerves, Becker.
00:50:09Harvey can confirm my identity.
00:50:11Tell me you rescued Mr. Blaine or you're going to be in a world of hurt.
00:50:27Sorry, Mr. Lambert.
00:50:28I'm confused.
00:50:29Uh, Kyle Walton?
00:50:30This isn't a good time.
00:50:31What do you need?
00:50:32On behalf of the Walton Group, I'd like to humbly ask if you would honor us by
00:50:36arranging a meeting between Mr. Blaine and our CEO, Marcus Walton.
00:50:40He's a huge fan.
00:50:41Marcus, a huge fan?
00:50:43I'm fine.
00:50:44I'll handle it.
00:50:45I need to go now.
00:50:47This is an emergency.
00:50:48How much longer to the Viper Pit?
00:50:50Three minutes, sir.
00:50:54It's busy.
00:50:55I can't confirm your identity.
00:50:58There's nothing to confirm.
00:51:00He stole Mr. Lambert's gifts, huh?
00:51:03If you call Mr. Lambert, he's just going to just piss him off.
00:51:06Finish him now.
00:51:07Boss, this asshole attacked us.
00:51:09He humiliated the Vipers.
00:51:11We have to take him down.
00:51:12Very well.
00:51:16Beat him senseless and make it hurt.
00:51:25But don't kill him, at least not yet.
00:51:28Shit, it's my dad.
00:51:36Hey, hold on.
00:51:37Hold on a second.
00:51:40Dad, I'm in the middle of something.
00:51:41Something more important than meeting Atlas CEO Mr. Blaine?
00:51:46I'm meeting Mr. Blaine.
00:51:47Oh, yes.
00:51:48Oh, yes.
00:51:49If we could lock him down, the Walton crew might finally break into the Fortune 500.
00:51:54Get back here to prep.
00:51:55I'm about to go meet the real Mr. Blaine.
00:52:02You're a fucking liar.
00:52:04You're not CEO.
00:52:06You're just some loser who's about to get his skull bashed in.
00:52:10I'm going to go to the banquet, and I'm going to have Iris on my arm.
00:52:17I'm going to be inside of her, and you're going to be inside of a shallow grave.
00:52:21I would let go now.
00:52:26Brown, once the Walton crew is in with Mr. Blaine, the Vipers will get their weapons.
00:52:33I'll forever be in your debt, sir.
00:52:37Kill Damien, we'll be even.
00:52:42See you at the banquet.
00:52:45All right, Mr. Blaine.
00:52:50Time's up.
00:52:51Put it down.
00:52:53Mr. Lambert.
00:52:55What are you doing here?
00:52:56You said you could handle this.
00:52:59You obviously failed, you moron.
00:53:01I am handling it.
00:53:03This guy's pretending to be Mr. Blaine.
00:53:05He's a con man.
00:53:06Who told you he was a con man?
00:53:08Why, the brilliant heir to the Walton fortune himself, Marcus Walton.
00:53:12Marcus Walton has never seen Mr. Blaine.
00:53:15He took his word.
00:53:17What, but...
00:53:18No, no.
00:53:21Blaine is the CEO of Atlas.
00:53:23I'd know him if I saw him.
00:53:24And that guy is no global arms dealer.
00:53:29Very good.
00:53:29Very good.
00:53:31What the hell was that for?
00:53:37I'm doing this for Mr. Blaine.
00:53:39This is Mr. Blaine.
00:53:41What?
00:53:41I'll save you, Damien.
00:53:49You may not be rich, but you don't have to put yourself in danger just for me.
00:53:52You're the real Damien Blaine.
00:53:57You're the real Damien Blaine.
00:53:59I'm sorry, sir.
00:54:00This never should have happened.
00:54:02Vipers have crossed the line.
00:54:05How do you want to handle this?
00:54:06Say the word, and our people can eradicate the entire gang.
00:54:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:54:12Stop, stop, stop.
00:54:14Don't do this.
00:54:16Don't, don't do this.
00:54:17I am begging you.
00:54:18Don't do this.
00:54:19It's not up to me.
00:54:20Look, I didn't know, man.
00:54:21Please, please.
00:54:23Pathetic.
00:54:23You did know.
00:54:26I told you exactly who I was.
00:54:29You just didn't want to listen.
00:54:32I'm sorry.
00:54:34It was Marcus and his lies.
00:54:35I shouldn't have listened to him.
00:54:37I will do anything.
00:54:39The Vipers will do anything.
00:54:42I run a global war machine larger than most nations armies.
00:54:46What could you and your petty little viker gang possibly do for me?
00:54:54Actually, there's one thing.
00:54:58There's a Christmas banquet with business partners in a couple days.
00:55:03Marcus and his Walton group will be there.
00:55:05Do you understand what I'm telling you?
00:55:07Yes, sir.
00:55:08I understand.
00:55:09The Vipers won't let you down.
00:55:23I'll save you, Damien.
00:55:26Don't hurt my husband.
00:55:34Consider me safe, babe.
00:55:39Are you hurt?
00:55:40What did they do?
00:55:42I'm fine.
00:55:43Iris, you came for me.
00:55:47That was incredibly brave.
00:55:48Well, I was worried about you.
00:55:50What happened?
00:55:53Where's the gang?
00:55:56They had to take off.
00:55:59Iris, I love that you came for me.
00:56:02But it was dangerous.
00:56:04You could have been hurt.
00:56:06This is just a contract marriage.
00:56:07You don't owe me anything.
00:56:09Why would you risk it all just for me?
00:56:11Well, at first I was just marrying you as a way to dodge Marcus.
00:56:15But I don't know.
00:56:17You've grown on me.
00:56:18I don't care that you're not rich.
00:56:22When they took you, I realized I think I'm falling for you.
00:56:30It makes two of us.
00:56:33I couldn't ask for a better wife.
00:56:44I don't have to worry about them anymore.
00:56:50Wow.
00:56:53We should probably get out of here before those biker dudes come back.
00:56:56We don't have to worry about them anymore.
00:56:58Iris, you risked it all.
00:57:01And you saved me.
00:57:03Now I want to save you.
00:57:04I know that your family's business is struggling.
00:57:08Fortunately, I can help.
00:57:11At the business banquet in a couple days, I'm supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus and his Walton group.
00:57:17But instead, I want to give that money to you.
00:57:25What do you mean?
00:57:29Wait, babe.
00:57:31Banquet?
00:57:33Walton group?
00:57:33I don't understand.
00:57:35Marcus and Mr. Lambert are finalizing a deal.
00:57:38Mr. Lambert works for me.
00:57:40I'm doing the deal.
00:57:42And I'm changing it.
00:57:44For you.
00:57:45You want to role play?
00:57:47Okay.
00:57:49You play big business tycoon.
00:57:52And I'll play.
00:57:53Babe.
00:57:55I love where your head's at.
00:57:57But this isn't some game.
00:58:01Believe it or not, I'm telling you the truth.
00:58:04You're funny.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:06I guess I'll look forward to it then.
00:58:08Grandpa's waiting for us.
00:58:10And as the only member of my family who likes you, we can't keep him waiting.
00:58:22Iris, what is it?
00:58:23Grandpa's in the hospital.
00:58:24The doctor says your grandpa has brain melt disease.
00:58:38He doesn't have much time left.
00:58:42Grandpa, please wake up.
00:58:44Please, I need you.
00:58:45Please.
00:58:48Harvey, I need them here now.
00:58:51The doctors say all we can do is hope for a miracle.
00:58:55Grandpa took care of me after my dad died.
00:58:58I have to help him.
00:59:00Even if I have to sell the company.
00:59:02Sell the company?
00:59:06Sell the company?
00:59:08Iris, we own shares.
00:59:10You don't have that power.
00:59:12And it's your fault Grandpa's sick.
00:59:14So you want to save him?
00:59:15Pay out of pocket.
00:59:15It's my fault?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:17If you hadn't brought this loser home,
00:59:19Mr. Lambert and Marcus wouldn't have gotten involved,
00:59:21and Grandpa wouldn't be half dead.
00:59:23Iris, dish this douche and marry Marcus.
00:59:27His family money will help Grandpa get the best doctors in the world.
00:59:30There's another option.
00:59:32Don't worry.
00:59:35We called in the world's top medical team.
00:59:38They'll be here shortly.
00:59:39Grandpa will be just fine.
00:59:42Really?
00:59:42Really.
00:59:43Bullshit.
00:59:44You expect us to believe that you know and can much less afford the best doctors in the world?
00:59:53You can't even afford decent clothes.
00:59:54Jimmy.
00:59:56Hey.
00:59:57Get off.
00:59:59Okay, and if these doctors exist,
01:00:01why don't they start by treating your delusions of grandeur?
01:00:04Iris, who do you trust more to save Grandpa?
01:00:07Rich, successful Marcus, or your broke, delusional husband?
01:00:10Damien might not have money, but I trust him.
01:00:14It's official.
01:00:15His craziness is contagious.
01:00:18Your husband is wasting valuable time with Grandpa.
01:00:22Now get out of here.
01:00:27I came as soon as you called, Mr. Blaine.
01:00:29How can I help?
01:00:31Sorry.
01:00:34Who are you?
01:00:35He's my chief physician, Dr. Franklin.
01:00:38A Nobel Prize winner in medicine.
01:00:40A Nobel Prize winner.
01:00:43How do you know someone so prestigious?
01:00:45Jimmy.
01:00:46Maybe Damien really is who he says he is.
01:00:50Grandpa, Damien brought you the best doctor in the world.
01:00:53You're going to be okay.
01:01:04Cardiac arrhythmia is critical.
01:01:06We need you to hit an OR stat.
01:01:08Hey, don't worry.
01:01:19Grandpa's going to be just fine.
01:01:20This is all your fault, salesman.
01:01:37Surgery went smoothly.
01:01:38Harold's stable.
01:01:39He's in recovery.
01:01:43Follow me.
01:01:47Damien's doctor saved Grandpa.
01:01:50Do you believe me now?
01:01:52I'm not some loser.
01:01:53I'm a wealthy CEO.
01:01:56I, I...
01:01:57It's honestly a miracle.
01:02:00Good job, Dr. Franklin.
01:02:02It's an hour to help you, sir.
01:02:04Wait, if the surgery was so successful,
01:02:08why hasn't Dad woken up yet?
01:02:13Well, he was under anesthesia for surgery.
01:02:15It's going to need some time to...
01:02:16You messed up, didn't you, doctor?
01:02:19Just admit it.
01:02:21My patient is just fine.
01:02:22Look at his chart.
01:02:24Grandpa's doing great.
01:02:25Damien and his so-called doctor
01:02:29probably forged the chart.
01:02:30Damien, this whole thing is just a scam.
01:02:35To get our family fortune.
01:02:37How low can you go?
01:02:39You and your worthless husband
01:02:42want to kill Grandpa and steal his money?
01:02:44You're all insane.
01:02:46Use your eyes.
01:02:47The surgery was successful.
01:02:50No, it wasn't.
01:02:51Damien doesn't know any real doctors.
01:02:53He's not rich.
01:02:54He killed Grandpa.
01:02:56And now our family Christmas is going to
01:02:57end up in his funeral.
01:02:59Enough.
01:03:00Why are you yelling?
01:03:06Dad, you're awake.
01:03:08Are you okay?
01:03:09Grandpa, we were so worried.
01:03:12It's a miracle.
01:03:13It's a Christmas miracle.
01:03:15What happened to me?
01:03:17Damien brought in a world-class doctor
01:03:19who saved your life.
01:03:21I believe the three of you owe Damien
01:03:23and Dr. Franklin an apology.
01:03:26I've always been there for you, Grandpa.
01:03:27I've always been doing everything
01:03:28to make sure you're okay.
01:03:29Tom, Damien was the one
01:03:31who brought in the doctor who saved Grandpa.
01:03:33Now you're trying to take all the credit?
01:03:35Grandpa just woke up
01:03:36and you're trying to start a fight?
01:03:38You and your husband are so obnoxious.
01:03:40Grandpa, I've been by your side.
01:03:42These two don't care about you.
01:03:43You should take away Iris's inheritance
01:03:45and give it to us instead.
01:03:54Grandpa, what was that for?
01:03:56I'm old, but I'm not stupid.
01:04:01Damien put up with your nonsense
01:04:04for Iris.
01:04:05You twist the truth to try to get your hands on her inheritance.
01:04:11You three apologize to Damien.
01:04:15But if the next word out of your mouths isn't sorry,
01:04:22I am cutting off your inheritances.
01:04:32I'm sorry, Damien.
01:04:35Sorry.
01:04:35Welcome to the family.
01:04:39I'm sorry, Damien.
01:04:40You saved him.
01:04:41But I have to wonder,
01:04:47how do you know a Nobel Prize winning doctor?
01:04:53I've been telling you all this all along.
01:04:56I'm not this nobody that you think I am.
01:04:59I'm the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
01:05:04If that's true.
01:05:07Oh my god, what have I done?
01:05:08Oh my god.
01:05:10Now, did I imagine this?
01:05:12Or did you all spend Christmas telling Iris
01:05:15I wasn't good enough for her?
01:05:16No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:18It's quite the opposite.
01:05:20See, the Olsen family is wealthy.
01:05:24I just don't see what you see in Iris.
01:05:27What I see in Iris?
01:05:29I see optimism.
01:05:33And I see her character.
01:05:35And I see her lovely personality.
01:05:37And most importantly,
01:05:41I see her beautiful heart.
01:05:43All things money can't buy.
01:05:45But she's the one that told us you aren't rich.
01:05:50Why, Iris?
01:05:54I'm in sales.
01:05:55What about you, Sarah?
01:05:57Sales?
01:05:58That was a misunderstanding.
01:06:00I just wanted to hire someone to pretend to be my husband.
01:06:03I never expected him to be the richest man in the world.
01:06:06You're pretending to be married?
01:06:10At first, I wanted a contract marriage,
01:06:12so you'd stop trying to get me to marry some rich snob like Marcus.
01:06:16I never expected him to be this incredible guy.
01:06:20Meeting you was the luckiest moment of my life.
01:06:24I never thought I could find someone as kind, caring, and genuine as you.
01:06:31And you'll have a proper wedding.
01:06:34A Christmas wedding.
01:06:37I'd love to.
01:06:40That is, as long as that doesn't interfere with Harvey's business banquet.
01:06:44We're supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus Walton's group.
01:06:47Billion?
01:06:49Yes, but I'm not doing the deal.
01:06:51At the banquet, I'll cancel the deal and shift it to your family's company.
01:06:57Call it an early wedding gift for my bride.
01:07:00Oh my god.
01:07:04Tom, we're saved.
01:07:06The company will be worth billions.
01:07:15Damien, you'd really do that?
01:07:16It's already done.
01:07:37I told you he's unavailable.
01:07:39I'm Marcus Walton, CEO of the Walton Group.
01:07:42I'm here to discuss a billion dollar deal with Mr. Harvey Lambert.
01:07:46Where is he?
01:07:53I told you, sir, he's unavailable.
01:07:56Son, what's the holdup?
01:07:57As I was telling your boy, Mr. Lambert is unavailable to see you.
01:08:01Unacceptable.
01:08:02We're here to sign a multi-billion dollar deal at the banquet in two days.
01:08:05We have to coordinate.
01:08:06Mr. Blaine has decided to amend the plans for the banquet.
01:08:09Why don't you go home and we'll reach out if we need you?
01:08:12Bitch, don't you know who we are?
01:08:14Are you out of your mind, son?
01:08:16This woman is close to Mr. Lambert.
01:08:18Insulting her is essentially insulting Harvey.
01:08:21Dad, leave you the deal.
01:08:22I'm not going to beg to some secretary.
01:08:25Mr. Blaine wants to change the plans.
01:08:27We'll go talk to him.
01:08:29Black, son, you'll meet Mr. Blaine soon.
01:08:31Once you're with him, Mr. Lambert won't even be on your radar anyway.
01:08:35It'll all work out fine.
01:08:37Apologies, ma'am.
01:08:39We'll come back at Mr. Lambert's convenience.
01:08:40Thanks.
01:08:49Was that the Walton group?
01:08:50Uh, yes, Mr. Lambert.
01:08:51Um, should I get them back?
01:08:52Uh, no.
01:08:53I just got off the phone with the boss.
01:08:55Change of plans.
01:08:56Our big contract with them is to be cancelled and reassigned to a local family.
01:09:01The Olsons.
01:09:07That's a multi-billion dollar deal.
01:09:09Marcus and his father will be upset.
01:09:11Should we notify them?
01:09:12No, don't bother.
01:09:13But if they come back, don't let them in.
01:09:15They think they can win over Mr. Blaine.
01:09:17But they've already screwed up.
01:09:19Those morons.
01:09:20Get Dawson in here.
01:09:22We need to go over the party details.
01:09:23Yes, sir.
01:09:30Mr. Lambert, what can I do for you?
01:09:36Dawson, you're planning Mr. Blaine's banquet in two days.
01:09:39He and his wife are coming now, so make sure they are treated like a king and a queen.
01:09:44Mr. Blaine, the CEO of Atlas.
01:09:48I'm honored.
01:09:50I'll make sure everything is perfect for them.
01:09:52He's taken a personal interest in this event.
01:09:58Give him a call.
01:10:06Mr. Blaine, it's Liam Dawson, the coordinator for your banquet coming up.
01:10:10I'm here at your disposal for anything you need.
01:10:13I only have one request.
01:10:15Make sure Marcus Walton and his family will move from the list.
01:10:18This is my day.
01:10:29Nobody's here to greet me.
01:10:33Who's that asshole over there sucking both my attention?
01:10:35You don't know?
01:10:37That's Liam Dawson, Mr. Lambert's right-hand man.
01:10:40He's the one orchestrating this entire grand event.
01:10:44Sounds like someone I should know.
01:10:48Liam, it's a pleasure to meet me, I'm sure.
01:10:50I'm sorry you are.
01:10:52Marcus Walton, of course.
01:10:54Uh, my family's sponsoring this event.
01:10:59Beth signed a billion-dollar deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:11:03Don't pretend like you're not in awe of me.
01:11:04I understand I come off as very...
01:11:06Oh, look at the time.
01:11:09I don't have time for lesser guests.
01:11:11I must find Mr. Blaine.
01:11:12Why don't you mingle in the back?
01:11:16Away from our real VIPs.
01:11:30What the fuck?
01:11:34Mr. Blaine's about the same deal with you.
01:11:38That idiot doesn't know who he's messing with.
01:11:42This fool's been sitting out for 20 minutes.
01:11:49It's not fresh anymore.
01:11:51Replace it.
01:11:59Here we are, Don.
01:12:06Could that be Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
01:12:09Nah.
01:12:10Mr. Blaine would only roll in with heavy security.
01:12:12They must not be anyone important.
01:12:15Marcus, I heard you're about to close on a deal with Mr. Lambert.
01:12:19Your family's business is going to skyrocket.
01:12:21Maybe we should talk.
01:12:23Anyone that does a deal like this ends up on the Forbes billionaire list.
01:12:28You're going to be somebody.
01:12:29What's the opposite of a big, successful, billionaire business titan like myself?
01:12:46Oh, yes.
01:12:48Damien.
01:12:53How does a broke salesman like you, Damien, get into an event like this?
01:12:56It's pretty classy.
01:12:57$10,000 a head.
01:12:58A salesman?
01:12:59Oh, he's a commoner.
01:13:01He's dampening the evening.
01:13:03Why hasn't security thrown him out?
01:13:05I ordered Dawson to remove you and your pathetic family out of this event.
01:13:11He disappointed me.
01:13:11Slander?
01:13:13You can't even tell him what to do.
01:13:15Who are you to try and order Mr. Dawson around?
01:13:17I don't know.
01:13:18It's okay.
01:13:20Don't be surprised.
01:13:21Damien is a known liar.
01:13:23In fact, he even pretended to be Mr. Blaine.
01:13:27Impersonating Mr. Blaine?
01:13:30That's outrageous.
01:13:31In fact, it's downright criminal.
01:13:33Do you even know who Mr. Blaine is?
01:13:35Half the world owes their life to him.
01:13:38The other world wants him dead.
01:13:40Impersonating him is to take it straight to a cell at Guantanamo.
01:13:43Oh, Iris.
01:13:45What are you ever going to learn?
01:13:46If you keep sticking around with this loser, your family's just going to be in trouble.
01:13:50But if you spend the night with me, Mr. Blaine might just let them slide.
01:14:01For me.
01:14:01Enough!
01:14:07Are you okay, Iris?
01:14:09Did he hurt you?
01:14:10No.
01:14:11I'm fine.
01:14:12Thanks to you.
01:14:14I'm fine, too.
01:14:17You really think you'd get away with that?
01:14:20Mr. Lambert and Mr. Blaine are on my side.
01:14:22And any minute now, they're going to be all over you.
01:14:25I think you're confused, Marcus.
01:14:27I'm not on your side.
01:14:29But if you think you can take me, try it.
01:14:31Marcus, this guy is cuckoo.
01:14:33He's intimidating Mr. Blaine.
01:14:35Send him to the psych ward before Mr. Blaine finds out.
01:14:39If you apologize to me, I might just let you walk out of here.
01:14:44Your self-obsession and petty drama is exactly why I ordered Dawson to remove you from the guest list.
01:14:50Mr. Blaine.
01:15:01Excited to meet you.
01:15:01I'm here at the hotel waiting.
01:15:03I'm already here.
01:15:04I've been here.
01:15:06You're already here?
01:15:08My apologies, sir.
01:15:10I didn't see you.
01:15:13I would have given you a proper welcome.
01:15:15I gave you one simple order.
01:15:17Don't let the Walton family in.
01:15:20Why did you defy me?
01:15:21The Walters?
01:15:30They snuck in.
01:15:31I'll handle it right away, sir.
01:15:32Then get to it.
01:15:34Fast.
01:15:38Whoa, did you hear that?
01:15:39He just got off the phone with Mr. Dawson.
01:15:41He's a salesman.
01:15:43How can he be bossing Mr. Dawson around?
01:15:46Unless he really is Mr. Blaine.
01:15:49Good lord, you're a bunch of goddamn groups.
01:15:52He's a con man.
01:15:53He's faking it.
01:15:55In fact, let's see that call history.
01:15:57Not yet.
01:15:58No, right.
01:15:58Let's see my phone.
01:15:59Of course he does.
01:16:00Marcus is Mr. Lambert's business partner and Mr. Blaine's future business partner.
01:16:04You're scared to show us what's on that phone, aren't you?
01:16:08Hand it over.
01:16:11Security!
01:16:13Get him.
01:16:15What do we do, Damien?
01:16:16Don't worry, Mrs. Blaine.
01:16:18I'll figure out who we are soon enough.
01:16:21Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
01:16:23Seriously, Iris, you really buy into this lunatic's fantasy.
01:16:28I can see why the Olsen group has gone down under management.
01:16:31Clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed.
01:16:33A lunatic man and his idiotic fool of a wife.
01:16:39What a perfect match.
01:16:40Well, what are you waiting for?
01:16:42Take them down and kick them out!
01:16:53Where'd you learn to fight like that?
01:16:55Well, what are you waiting for?
01:16:56Get some more people and stop this psycho!
01:16:58Stop!
01:17:00What's going on here?
01:17:03Go!
01:17:04Go to the L-A-L-L-I-B-A-R-C-O-R-B-A-B-A-R-C-D-S-T-P-A-R-A-R-B-A-R-B-A-R-E-B-A-R-S-T-H-T-M-T-H-T-A-R-B-A-R-B-A-R-B-A-R-A-R-C-P-A-R-C-H.
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