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American Sniper: The Last Round Full Movie
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00:00I got eyes on target what the distance is 4,000 meters that's too far let's abort
00:23I'll make the shot wind's light if I raise by 3.4 mil shift MOA by 0.7
00:30Carl this isn't about the wind you only get one shot miss and you'll give away our position
00:35one shot one kill
00:53holy mother of God you made it 4,000 meters you just set a new world record man
01:01I don't call you the king of guns for nothing K.O.G.
01:05hey you know I'm not in it for the fancy titles so what's next now that your last mission's
01:13over
01:15spent my entire life in the service once this uniform comes off I just want to get
01:21back to my gun range my daughter my grandkid just make up for all the time that we got
01:26lost don't worry I'll miss you too buddy
01:33K.O.G.
01:40K.O.G.
01:45K.O.G.
01:48K.O.G.
01:57K.O.G.
02:00Today, we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless
02:10lives and struck fear in our enemies.
02:15He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of
02:23Guns.
02:27And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
02:41But please, save your applause for our hero.
02:45This is his first public appearance.
02:48Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
02:57All they talk about are the records I've broken.
03:14But no one remembers you, the man who died to make it happen.
03:19I'm done, Louis.
03:22I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
03:26From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
03:30You can rest in peace.
03:35Breaking news.
03:36Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
03:42The King of Guns has vanished.
03:52Carl, can you check a gun apart for me again?
03:55Not today, kiddo.
03:56I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
03:59I inspected the new guns.
04:00The checklist is on your desk.
04:02Thanks.
04:03Great work, Carl.
04:04What the hell?
04:09Fucking shit!
04:14Why is my ex-husband here?
04:19Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
04:29Benny, what are you doing here?
04:32What?
04:34Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife?
04:36And maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
04:38Hey, Rebecca!
04:41Just stop, okay?
04:42We're divorced.
04:43We've been divorced for years.
04:45Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
04:47Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
04:53Hey, baby girl.
04:54I know that you missed your daddy, right?
04:57You're okay.
05:02Just an ungrateful, spoiled little frickin' brat.
05:07Just like her mother, huh?
05:11Oh, and look at you two.
05:13Only a couple years divorced, and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
05:17God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
05:20Carl is my employee. Nothing more.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
05:26Now, I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
05:29That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
05:31So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
05:34No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
05:37Well, then just pay up!
05:39Or I'll just show up here every day.
05:41Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck, and we'll see how long you last in this business.
05:47You're probably not very fucking wrong.
05:49You're not getting a cent from me.
05:51All right, well.
05:53Hey, Rebecca, honey.
05:54How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now so that we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, all right?
06:02Touch my daughter, see what happens.
06:06Woo-wee, Janie baby.
06:08Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
06:10What are you gonna do?
06:11Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
06:13Mommy?
06:15Jane?
06:16Put the gun down.
06:18That's what he wants.
06:19Don't let him get to you.
06:20Come on, Janie.
06:21You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
06:23I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
06:28You sure about those odds?
06:37Well, I am a betting man.
06:42Mommy!
06:43Jane!
06:44Hey, Dad!
06:45Don't you fucking move, all right?
06:46You stay right there.
06:48Mommy!
06:49Now listen, baby girl.
06:50Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
06:53I don't know.
06:54Well then, daddy will give you a little push.
06:56I want you to think very clearly now, all right?
06:58Don't hurt my mommy!
07:00Mommy!
07:01Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
07:09Mommy!
07:10Is he aiming for the trigger?
07:24A-, I mean, the precision.
07:25The precision.
07:32Hey.
07:33Come on.
07:36Hey.
07:37You're okay.
07:38I got you.
07:47What?
07:48What, you just try to fucking shoot me?
07:49Well, I got news for you, pal.
07:52You fucking missed.
07:53I was trying to shoot you.
07:55You'd be dead.
07:56You think you scare me?
07:58Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
08:01You don't scare me at all.
08:03What's it gonna take for you to leave?
08:05Let's do this the old school way.
08:07See this gun?
08:08I challenge you to an assembly contest.
08:11First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
08:15If you win, I'll leave.
08:17If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
08:21Deal.
08:21No, Carl, you can't.
08:23He's professionally trained.
08:24Well, then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
08:27That's all you got to do.
08:29It's okay, Mommy.
08:30Carl's got this.
08:40Rules are simple.
08:41Disassemble.
08:42Then reassemble.
08:46First to fire wins.
08:52On your mark.
08:54Get set.
08:59Go.
08:59Falling behind already, huh?
09:19Shit.
09:20You're mad, genius.
09:40What are you telling me?
09:42That gun's loaded?
09:43You lost.
09:43That's impossible, all right?
09:45I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
09:46You're a fucking handyman.
09:48You're telling me.
09:53I know that move.
09:55My dad taught me that trick.
09:57Why does he know it?
10:00Carl, you're so cool.
10:02You're my hero.
10:02You know what?
10:04I'm sick of your shit, you little brat.
10:06Don't you either.
10:09Oh, shit.
10:13This ain't over yet, you know that?
10:17Hey.
10:18Hey, listen to me very carefully.
10:21You touch them again,
10:23and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine
10:25over and over until you beg me to end it.
10:29You don't want me to step close to them ever again?
10:33Fine.
10:33I won't fucking come near them again.
10:36Fuck away from me, you fucking freak.
10:48Hey, are you hurt?
10:50Carl, you're awesome.
10:53My gosh, I don't even want to think
10:55about what would have happened if you weren't here.
10:56You're bleeding.
11:00Oh, I'm fine.
11:03Seriously, it's okay.
11:04I'll get you a bandage.
11:09Hey, baby.
11:11Why don't you go inside while Carl helps Mommy, okay?
11:13Okay.
11:13Okay, I love you.
11:14I love you.
11:15I love you.
11:16I love you.
11:16It's not so bad.
11:31Good.
11:39Hey.
11:40Hey.
11:41Is there something you're not telling me?
11:43It's just that...
11:48Jane.
11:49Mr. Redford's pulling up.
11:51The Chris Redford.
11:52Coaching on the natural shooting team.
11:53Come on, Cap.
11:54Now's your shot to impress him.
11:55This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
11:57He's an A-class sharpshooter,
11:59and there's only 100 people in the world on his level.
12:02Can you imagine being that good?
12:03There's always someone better.
12:05Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters,
12:07you won't find a better shot than the King of Guns.
12:09He's the best in the world.
12:10There's no competition.
12:11Do your best today.
12:13Okay, but just remember,
12:14this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
12:16Chris Redford?
12:17That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
12:19He's coaching the national shooting team?
12:24Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
12:26Look, today is huge for us.
12:27If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
12:30So stick around?
12:31In case?
12:32In case of what?
12:34This loser?
12:34Jane, I honestly don't understand
12:36why you insist on keeping him around.
12:37Jane, he's only been with us for a year,
12:40and today is huge.
12:41I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
12:43Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels,
12:46but that's it.
12:47Let's leave it to the professionals.
12:48Just stop being condescending, okay?
12:51Carl's one of us.
12:52And plus, he could do UC experience, so be nice.
12:55All right, go get ready.
12:56I'm gonna go show Coach Redford around.
12:58And just remember, if we can impress him,
13:00this will be huge for us.
13:02A game.
13:02Know your place, handyman.
13:08Don't even think about making a scene.
13:09Keep your head on straight if you want to shoot straight.
13:12I'm a pro.
13:13I don't need tips from a handyman.
13:14Stay in your lane.
13:15You think you know more than our captain?
13:17You haven't even taken a shot around here.
13:19A nobody like you might not get it,
13:21but this is a big deal for us.
13:23You better not mess it up.
13:35This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
13:39He's the best shot we got.
13:43Watch and learn, handyman.
13:44Watch and learn, handyman.
14:14not bad good shot great accuracy yeah dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional
14:27unlike someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch and learn
14:35a loser you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine
14:50look at how dirty his hands are all he's shining are guns these days
14:55isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
15:08so quickly no there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
15:17party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots tops hey uh carl maybe just
15:24like double check it one more time i don't want it failing right now why don't you take a few
15:29shots first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna embarrass me
15:34what no no scope don't want you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything at this range
15:54what the fuck you see the bullseye raw
16:08you see the bullseye raw
16:12there no jams
16:26lucky shot i mean you whipped the last three anyway
16:31stance and posture i mean he's definitely been professionally trained
16:35he's been here for a whole year now i
16:38how come i never noticed
16:40was that really just a lucky shot
16:43god how dare you waste bullets and mr redford's precious time
16:48mr redford he's just a handyman helping at the range i mean
16:50we'd never make a mistake like this
16:52only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
17:01oh mr redford what a shame you came all this way for a circus act
17:10is this really the best your shooting club has to offer niece
17:14you're not welcome here matthew
17:20wow jane you've really turned this place into a dump
17:26my brother lewis were still around he'd be disappointed
17:30my father was a fucking hero you keep his name out of your mouth
17:35what are you doing here
17:37i'm here to honor my poor brother the fallen hero
17:41and to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth
17:46i'm not selling it so you can just go
17:48i'm not the one that's going to be leaving
17:50this is the loan your father took to build this shooting range
17:56putting the land up as collateral
17:59you've been making all the minimum payments for the years
18:02but the interest just keeps going up
18:06yeah well that's none of your business
18:08i bought out the bank that financed you
18:12which makes me your new creditor
18:14you fucking asshole
18:17this place was my father's pride and joy
18:19and i would go bankrupt before selling it to you
18:21one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction
18:26this range will be mine
18:28you and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost
18:34matthew i mean how can you do this to us
18:36you know how hard my father worked again
18:38oh come on
18:38don't say your uncle never gave you a shot
18:41with coach redford here
18:43what do you say we settle this with a
18:45little contest
18:47what do you want
18:48you win
18:49the range is yours to keep
18:51i'll even fund a renovation
18:53you lose
18:55shooting range is mine
18:57forever
18:58deal
19:04deal
19:04then it's settled
19:07if we lose are we gonna get kicked out
19:10don't worry sweetie
19:12it's not gonna happen
19:14don't back down now jane
19:16mr redford
19:17as coach of the national team
19:20we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest
19:22don't worry mommy we've got carl
19:32it just slows down
19:35oh shit
19:51let's make this a best of three
19:55first round is trap shooting
19:5715 clay pigeons total
19:59any weapon of your choosing
20:01will provide 15 bullets
20:03first person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins
20:07oh ho we got the first round in the bank
20:10captain alex here once held the state record for trap shooting
20:14shit
20:15that's nate foster
20:17he's a b-class sharpshooter
20:18he's just a cowboy
20:19what's the big deal
20:21jane leave this first round up to me
20:22yeah
20:23you'll definitely win this
20:24okay guys even though he's only a b-class sharpshooter
20:27he's beaten a-class gunman and clay pigeon shooting twice
20:30two a-class shooters
20:32he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
20:35maybe we can use him to test the waters
20:42round one
20:45carl you're up
20:46handyman he's not even on the team
20:53shouldn't we be sending our captain out there
20:55jane
20:55he's good at polishing guns
20:57not shooting them
20:58come on
20:59everything's on the line here
21:00he's probably gonna freak out and piss his pants or something
21:03jane
21:04are you serious
21:05sending a worthless nobody
21:07what you got nothing but losers on your team
21:09damn
21:10nate was just my warm-up
21:13i haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve
21:16nate foster is just a warm-up
21:18he's better than some a-class shooters
21:20don't you get it
21:21when that nobody loses
21:23jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman
21:25she's already looking for excuses
21:27good thing your daddy isn't around
21:30to watch you run his shooting range into the ground
21:33will you shoot for us?
21:41jane let me do this
21:42look we need to be careful
21:44see what nate's level is
21:45so just stop complaining
21:46and watch his every move
21:48oh that's her plan
21:50jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy
21:53that loser really thinks jane believes in him
21:57ha
21:57i ain't here to waste my time
21:59all right
22:00y'all really sitting in that handyman?
22:03hey handyman
22:03not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class sharpshooter
22:07consider it an honor
22:08maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are
22:11yeah he's just a gun polishing grunt
22:13does he really think he's become a hotshot?
22:15jane
22:16are you sure?
22:17i mean your opponent is a b-class shooter
22:19i've made my choice
22:21all right
22:22contestants
22:23choose your weapon
22:25he's actually going up there
22:27i can't tell if he's brave or just stupid
22:30i didn't come here to pick on something newbie
22:41especially a grunt like you
22:43not even fit enough to polish my guns
22:44so you go ahead princess
22:47you can pick first
22:48what?
22:58the shotgun is sitting right there
23:00and he's picking handguns?
23:02probably because he doesn't know how to use a shot
23:04that loser's about to embarrass us all
23:06especially your mommy
23:08oh no
23:10was i wrong to choose him?
23:13nice
23:14i thought this was gonna be a boring snoozefest
23:17luckily
23:18you brought us a clown to keep us laughing
23:20girl what's going on in that head of yours?
23:25say it ain't so
23:26really not gonna pick that shotgun there huh?
23:29too loud for them fragile ears ears?
23:31nah for something this easy
23:32shotgun's overkill
23:34oh
23:38don't say i didn't warn you
23:40and look here i'm down an eye
23:42imagine how ugly it'd be if i had balls
23:44sponch
23:44nate foster
23:47blow to make ready
23:50and that was nate foster
24:1715 out of 15
24:18just under 20 seconds
24:2015
24:21in 20 seconds?
24:23didn't he forget that bullet?
24:25no
24:25he did it on purpose
24:27and he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot
24:30and he's a b-class shooter?
24:32no way
24:32that's an a-class performance if i've ever seen one
24:35no he's doing it to mess with carl
24:37he's trying to like frazzle him
24:38either way carl doesn't send a fucking chance
24:41there
24:41a souvenir for you to remember you buy
24:44something to remember the day you got destroyed
24:47or better yet
24:48blow your brains out
24:50after you're drowning in shame
24:52huh?
24:57carl
24:58you're up
24:59nate foster is on another level
25:08at this point
25:09all he can do is save himself the embarrassment
25:12no no no
25:13let him try
25:14can't wait to see him shit the bag
25:16been acting all high and mighty for way too long
25:18about time someone cut you down to size
25:20jane's about to see you for what you really are
25:22a worthless handyman
25:24not too late to switch guns there partner
25:26i even turned a blind eye
25:28jane just tell carl a fork that he's done enough already
25:30i'll put the team on my back
25:31we'll win the next round
25:32maybe i'm asking too much of him
25:34carl can do it
25:37i believe in him
25:38fan
25:42mommy should have taught you to
25:44not trust bad men
25:46carl wouldn't lie to me
25:49he's not a bad man
25:51you are
25:5217
25:58what's that supposed to mean
26:00look
26:14this loser's out of his mind
26:16ha
26:17what's he covering his eyes for
26:19what's he covering his eyes for
26:32what too much of a wimp to watch himself fail
26:35shit he gotta cover his tears
26:37fucking cry baby
26:38he's just being petty
26:39nate did it with one eye so he's gotta do it with zero
26:41that way if he gets lucky and hits a few he can keep up with this pathetic little act
26:45exactly
26:46if he loses he can just blame it on not being able to see
26:48it's the perfect excuse
26:50maybe he's not as dumb as he looks
26:52he's got it all planned out
26:5315 out of 15
27:11in 17 seconds
27:13what the fuck did i just see
27:1717 seconds
27:18that's what he wrote down there in the ground
27:20he predicted his own score
27:22and he did it blindfolded
27:24how'd he do that
27:25did he do it by ear
27:27who is this guy
27:29and the round one winner is carl
27:32oh my god
27:3617 seconds just like you asked
27:42i knew you could do it
27:44you can do it in 17 seconds
27:46oh my god
27:52carl you actually did it
27:54big wolf
27:54he sets the traps here
27:56he knows the exact path those pigeons take
27:58i mean
27:59how hard could it be to memorize trajectory and timing
28:02yeah
28:02he just went with a cheap trick
28:04not actual skill
28:06what the fuck was that just now huh
28:09i spent a damn fortune to hire you
28:11sir sir he's
28:12how did i know that the handyman was gonna be a damn crack shot
28:15all right hey how'd you do that
28:16save your excuses
28:17all right go back to your
28:18fucking ranch and shovel horse shit
28:20all right
28:22i'm done playing nice
28:25time for the big guns
28:27ms fisher
28:35it is an honor
28:37i'll be damned
28:41ain't that the black widow
28:42rachel fisher right
28:44sure looks like it
28:46i heard she shot her first and second husband's dead
28:48inherited their fortunes
28:50and still got a huge insurance payout to boot
28:52holy shit
28:53how'd she get away with that
28:54both cases were ruled self-defense
28:56justifiable homicide
28:58lord knows how she managed to swing that
29:00so
29:02anyone want to play
29:03all right
29:09now that the stakes have been raised
29:11it's time to get the captain on out there
29:13hear that
29:14our captain's gonna win with pure talent
29:17not some overplayed carnival trick
29:19true marksman doesn't rely on
29:21flashy stunts like shooting blindfolded
29:23it's all about keeping a calm heart
29:26and steady hand
29:27take notes bud
29:28that's how the real sharpshooters do it
29:30damn girl
29:37she can handle a rifle with a body like that
29:39wouldn't you like to know
29:43do you even know who you're up against man
29:45trust me
29:47i'm not like those
29:48two ex-husbands of hers
29:50this little femme fatale gimmick
29:52ain't gonna work on me
29:54really
29:55then what if i told you
29:57she's the secret partner of the king of guns
30:00since when did i have a partner
30:07the king of guns has a partner
30:09a woman
30:11wait matthew
30:12did she really train with the king of guns
30:14of course she did
30:15she just about mastered everything he's capable of
30:18which means
30:19soon
30:21the king of guns title
30:23will be hers
30:24jane
30:26you think matthew's bluffing
30:28matthew's a big time arms dealer
30:29i mean he has pentagon contracts
30:31and ties to the black market
30:33but even he wouldn't throw around
30:35the king of guns name recklessly
30:36i don't think
30:37so you're saying it's true
30:38so what
30:39she's still just a chick
30:41hey watch yourself
30:42it is an honor to have the king of guns
30:44ace partner at our shooting range
30:45okay
30:46miss fisher
30:49welcome to my gun range
30:51now that you know who i am
30:52don't waste my time
30:54forfeit
30:56one of the king of guns trademark moves
31:01is hitting targets that are blocked by obstacles
31:03no one's ever figured out how he's pulled it off
31:06can you do this?
31:10that's just some dumb urban legend
31:12how the hell do you hit a target blocked by an obstacle?
31:16i could show you but
31:17i don't think this crowd is ready for such an entertaining show
31:21don't suit yourself
31:22but if you really are the ace partner of the king of guns
31:25you're gonna have to prove it
31:27for round two
31:28it'll come down to one shot
31:30the challenge for round two
31:32is to hit that target
31:34over 500 feet away
31:35any weapon of your choosing
31:37no scope
31:38no sights
31:39highest score wins
31:41i mean that's basically a toss-up
31:43how?
31:44is it even possible to hit that target from here?
31:47they get one chance to shoot without a sight
31:49from this far out
31:51forget a bullseye
31:52there are A-class sharpshooters
31:55who couldn't get anywhere near that
31:56looks like you want to see the king of guns signature shot
32:01there's only two ways to hit the bullseye
32:03number one
32:04choose a high caliber rifle
32:06that's so strong
32:07it'll punch through the tires and hit the bullseye
32:09and number two
32:11is the king of guns signature shot
32:13well if you're lucky maybe i'll go with number two
32:16if you're gonna forfeit do it now
32:18once you see what i've got up my sleeve
32:20you'll be out of time
32:22give me a break
32:26you'd be lucky if you hit the target at all
32:28the last person who said that to me got a bullet to the head
32:33well
32:37ladies first
32:38hey don't underestimate her
32:41we can't afford to lose right now
32:42come on
32:43look at her
32:44she's gonna snap from the recoil
32:46if i just hit the target
32:47we'll be golden
32:48men
32:55always thinking with their other head
32:58what the fuck she hit it
33:17looks like she really did learn from the king of guns
33:21holy smokes she actually beat it
33:23the bullet ricocheted in the perfect spot
33:25i mean that's not luck
33:27any error in angle or velocity
33:28she would have missed it
33:29i mean that's that's insane
33:31i can't believe i just saw the king of guns trick shot in person
33:34i thought it was a myth
33:36it's a shame
33:37i really thought she might be the one to figure out my signature shot
33:41captain
33:43do we still have a shot
33:45i could be a good sport
33:49let y'all have a chance
33:51but we all know who's gonna win
33:53nobody else on this ranch can hit that target
33:59we should just forfeit
34:01look you're the best shot in town
34:03if you're gonna go down at least go down swinging
34:05don't you get it
34:06this is fucking impossible
34:08if i used a high caliber rifle to pierce the tire
34:10the accuracy would still be way off
34:12i'd be lucky to land a nine
34:13if you're going to forfeit just do it already
34:16i've got a full body spa session to go to
34:18really
34:20none of you stand a chance against the black widow
34:23face the facts jane
34:24there's no point in even trying now
34:26just sign the paper
34:30and hand the range over to me
34:32guys the range is done for
34:33we should see if matthew will take us in
34:35hey man watch what you're saying
34:36jane's standing right here
34:38she's about to get kicked out
34:39if we want to save our own skins
34:41we have to side with the winning team
34:42i'm sorry sweetie
34:50i tried to hold on to grandma's gun range
34:52as long as i could
34:53i guess fate had a different plan
34:55carl you should probably go with him too
34:58matthew might let you keep your job
35:00no mommy
35:02you know how that lady said she's the
35:05daddy's partner to the king of guns
35:07well i think i know who the king of guns is
35:10it's him
35:11oh
35:12don't be silly
35:15why would the king of guns be working at our gun range
35:18but i just know it's carl
35:20don't give up yet
35:25still haven't taken my shot
35:26him again
35:33there's got to be more to this guy that meets the eye
35:37oh wow look at you mr handyman
35:41you're gonna beat me with that little pistol
35:43that's the plan
35:47can you even see the target
35:49we hit a 10
35:51oh you think you can pierce those tires and hit that bullseye with a
35:55nine millimeter caliber bullet
35:56mr valentine this handyman's always strutting around like he's some bigwig
36:00yeah he knows a couple flashy tricks but that's it
36:03if jane hadn't given the job here out of pity he'd be rotting on the streets
36:07yeah he won that last round with a stupid trick
36:09and say anyone see how nice he's been to rebecca
36:12bet it's because he's trying to hit on her mom
36:14that's enough
36:15leave him alone
36:17something's not right here
36:29holy mother of god
36:36he must have shot the last three bullets through the first bullet hole
36:47looks like it's time for this hero to come save the day
36:54time to watch this clown make an absolute fool of himself
36:59hey someone record this
37:00this is gonna make an amazing blooper reel
37:03what an idiot
37:04carl
37:06i don't
37:07no
37:08mommy
37:09you have to trust carl
37:11he's the king of guns
37:13that is the funniest thing i have ever heard
37:22if he's the king of guns
37:23then i'm the second coming of christ
37:26Rebecca honey you're being silly
37:28king of guns
37:30kiddo you might want to close your eyes
37:32your idol's about to go from hero to zero
37:35real quick
37:35is he really going through with this
37:38what a fucking weirdo
37:40seriously he's just dragging this out and wasting all our damn time
37:43the black widow personally mentored with the king of guns
37:47this fool might as well be shooting from across the pacific ocean
37:51this will be good
37:52i believe in you carl
37:55contestant two
38:00make ready
38:01pay attention
38:06you're only going to see this once
38:08what you did that wasn't the king of guns signature shot
38:11this is
38:13what in god's name
38:35that's impossible
38:36the extreme momentum and spin made that bullet curve
38:39this this is the real deal
38:41a legendary shot like that could only be made by the king of guns
38:45and all that you were saying earlier was wrong
38:47he hit every bullseye
38:49every single time
38:50so perfectly
38:51that the other three shots went right through the same hole
38:54didn't even leave a mark
38:56a move like that
38:57could it be
39:01are you
39:02now that composure
39:06the skill
39:07this man right here
39:08he's the real king of guns
39:10yay i knew it
39:11carl's the king of guns
39:13no it has to be
39:14this is the king of guns
39:16the round two winner is carl
39:18the king of guns
39:19he's the real king of guns
39:20oh wow
39:22i just embarrassed myself in front of the goat
39:25the king of guns has returned
39:30i finally found him
39:31what would the king of guns be doing here of all places
39:34i never would have thought that that was him
39:36he was just some handyman a second ago
39:38what if this is just one of his dirty tricks
39:41no but who else besides the king of guns could curve a bullet
39:44i'm so sorry sir i i had no idea you were the real king of guns
39:51i should have never claimed to be your partner
39:52all i've dreamed of is training under you
39:55i'll do anything
39:56that disgusting bitch
39:58how dare she use his reputation for her own personal gang
40:01useless fraud
40:05i can't believe i fell for your lies
40:07mark my words
40:09you will pay the price
40:10mr king of guns
40:12i have been looking for you for ages
40:14i'm not the king of guns
40:18you're not
40:19then how the hell did you do that
40:21it's a lucky shot i guess
40:24hey you
40:24mr king of guns
40:26please work with me
40:28i'll agree to whatever terms you set
40:30i told you
40:32i'm not the king of guns
40:34we won both rounds
40:35it's time for you to leave
40:37yes yes yes of course
40:39um
40:39call me anytime
40:41and as we agreed
40:43i will never touch this range
40:45so you and my dad were army buddies huh
41:04and uh you're saying that he died
41:07because of you
41:08yeah it's true
41:13if i'd have listened to him or
41:15i will never touch this
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