00:01This script is about Kylie and Stormi, so if you love them, great.
00:06And if not, I guess you can carry on and binge watch Grey's Anatomy or something.
00:13Hey guys, it's Ali for Hollywood Life with your KarJenner roundup slash update
00:17since it's mostly about Kylie Jenner.
00:19But before we start, you know what to do.
00:22Make sure you're registered to vote.
00:24And hit the sub, like, and bell button and all that jazz, you know.
00:27You know.
00:28And now to Kylie Jenner getting trolled for not knowing what the Australian flag looks like.
00:32The LibKit mogul tweeted,
00:33Hi guys, my team is working hard on my Kylie Skin sites for the UK, Germany, France, and Australia.
00:39And we have a new launch date of October 7th. Can't wait.
00:42And at the very end, she mistaken the Australia flag for South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands.
00:49Yes, there is a place called South Sandwich.
00:51And now I'm hungry for both food and adventure because on Google Images I saw a photo of a bunch of penguins
00:56roaming around their beaches.
00:58Wait.
00:59What if I ate a sandwich on the sand on Sandwich Island?
01:04Do penguins have gangs?
01:05What?
01:06Am I stalling for audience retention?
01:09Me.
01:10Whatever.
01:11Let's move on to another story about Kylie Jenner getting shade from fans.
01:14This time starring Bethany Frankel.
01:16Recall Kylie showed off Stormi's new backpack for school.
01:19Homeschool, mind you.
01:20And it was $12,000 Hermes Kelly Addo backpack.
01:24That's right.
01:2512K.
01:26A millionaire's dozen.
01:27A Honda Civic x4.
01:28Yearly tuition for an in-state college minus room and board.
01:31You could buy a whole school worth of backpacks for the cost of that thing.
01:35It's cute though.
01:36Fans are losing their mind over this, but Bethany really went out of her way to call out the just-there billionaire, tweeting,
01:43I'm no stranger to an Hermes bag and have a daughter in luxury cars, but flaunting under the guise of a back-to-school post during a pandemic and the greatest unemployment crisis in our lifetime is a choice.
01:56Still, I can't lie, I'll take any and all forms of Stormi-related content as it's keeping me sane and happy during these times.
02:04I mean, just look at Kylie and Stormi doing this adorable little couple challenge on TikTok where her daughter says,
02:09Don't be afraid, mommy.
02:14If that doesn't fuck at the heartstrings, I don't know what will.
02:17Besides like a surgeon.
02:18Maybe.
02:21But alright guys, hit the sub, like, and bell button for more Storm Storm updates and don't forget to follow me on social media at Ally Stegnita.
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