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Heated Rivalry The Series
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander.
00:09And Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:21You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59Working out on the aislam ,panic?
01:01You think I'm pretty?
01:02You think I'm pretty?
01:04You think I'm pretty That make me feel now?
01:05You couldn't stay, you're in our way
01:08Get lost forever
01:12Get lost forever
01:16Get lost forever
01:20Get lost forever
01:25You think I'm pretty
01:31Let's go!
01:35You're in my stomach
01:37I hear your magic rings
01:38I hope you're gonna get out soon
01:40Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:55Good job
01:57Give you a hand
01:59A golden star
02:01You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:05She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she met driver
02:12Get lost forever
02:16Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:21I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:23I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:26Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40Well, I really wanna get out soon
02:43Oh, man, I hope you're gonna get out soon. I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:52I know your heart that night hunched over your phone like a tree dug up a hill that's crooked from the wind that bites.
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life. You're what I wish to look irrelevant. I'm standing in my light. I'm standing in my light. I'm standing in my light. I'm a step...
03:27You're what I saw.
03:34You think I'm pretty... You think I'm pretty cool. You say I scare your thoughts...
03:41Most people do. This is the real world one last. In spite of everything I guess there's just no ken it's
03:51Nice try, now get out the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking couple
03:58I said I'll see you, you wanna be up
04:00You wanna be yaw-yaw-yaw-yaw-yaw-yaw-yaw
04:06Nice try, now get out the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:21Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:49Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:56Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:31Mm-hmm.
07:02No, never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12Again.
07:13Again.
07:14Again.
07:15You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:47Oh, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:35Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, I'm not.
09:23He's the one.
09:25He's the one.
09:33Don't worry, he's the one.
09:34Oh, wow, wow.
09:36We think this will be enough.
09:38Fuck off.
10:04Where were you?
10:14Please don't go.
10:20Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:30He's okay.
10:38He's okay.
10:42Oh, he's so gross.
10:56He's okay.
11:00He's okay.
11:02He's okay.
11:12He's okay.
11:15It's you, it's you, it's you.
11:28I'm still looking.
11:30It's alright.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God.
11:58Oh.
12:00Oh.
12:02Oh.
12:04What the hell?
12:23Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:33I will show it now, okay?
12:35Stay in the night.
12:37Stay in the night.
12:43Stay in the night.
12:45Stay in the night.
12:47Stay in the night.
12:49Stay in the night.
12:51Stay in the night.
12:53You killed me, Wander.
13:00I'm dead.
13:02That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:37Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:53I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:05Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:38Good boy.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42At least he fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:21I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:25Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:10Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:24Fuck.
18:24You need to meet him.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you today, no matter what you are doing.
18:49This is my honor.
18:51You have to be proud.
18:53After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
19:00...Latvian.
19:02And he is still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:07Not sad, my father.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to justify the dreams you showed in childhood.
19:20Now I play better than when I am.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:39Who is your mother?
19:40She doesn't do this.
19:41Who is your mother?
19:42She does not do that.
19:43No, brother.
19:44Your mother? She can't do this.
19:54No, my mom died.
20:01Do you remember her?
20:04I was in your case.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go to the evening.
20:22To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, he's always the same.
20:36He's always the same.
20:38He's always the same.
20:40He's always the same.
20:41No, he wasn't good in a form.
20:42He's always the same.
20:43No, he's always the same.
20:44The customer leaves him, he's always the same.
20:45He's always the same.
20:46He knows he's always the same.
20:47He doesn't have to hang out on the street.
20:49He's always the same.
20:50Good, good.
20:52It's too good.
20:54But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem with leadership.
21:00You're not too much talking about leadership.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:08You're my angel.
21:10You're too much talking, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to the bar.
21:18He needs to be one cup.
21:22Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be good if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:33No, I'm going to have something interesting.
21:52Do you have any time?
21:57Do you have any time, Sasha?
22:05I said you're not good.
22:07I would say thank you, but I know that you are not doing any other games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life a son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you should avoid this.
22:17I sometimes blame him for my opinion.
22:20When I understand what it is, I blame him for my opinion.
22:23In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:26It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:29My father...
22:30Your father is a fool who will kill you in any case.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:43Yes, it's true.
22:44The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:51I think you will win this year.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55I think he's traumatized.
23:00Why do you know everything?
23:02An extra sense.
23:04Well, you're not a man with the Revival Brattel.
23:06You're not a man with the defense.
23:08You've seen the team pretty well.
23:11Such a...
23:13This is the Vostok.
23:14Then, you'll be able to win.
23:16You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:18Chicago is not that long.
23:21In the final, most of all, it'll be San Francisco.
23:24They're good, but they're too young.
23:28You win a lot of the year before.
23:30In the last year, I'll be a fan of Satsune.
23:34Yes, thank you. I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:38I'll have to be perfect for you tomorrow.
23:41You'll always be perfect for you.
23:43Yes, but you'll need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:01How are you, Sasha?
24:04Wow, that's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs with my head.
24:13Guys, just a nice place.
24:16And boys?
24:19Well, you've seen the French boys?
24:24Yes, Ilya?
24:26You're not fucking crazy.
24:32Oh my God!
24:33I'm nothing yet!
24:38You didn't understand myself,
24:41you didn't fear you,
24:43you didn't flirt with you.
24:46I was so happy to be here.
24:56I was so happy to be here.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:11It was the danger that you had earlier, if you remember, don't change my mind.
25:22We're the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04I'm glad to see you.
26:06I'm glad to see you.
26:08Okay.
26:09Captain's here.
26:10Yeah!
26:11Yeah!
26:12Yeah!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:19Yeah!
26:20Yeah!
26:21Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Okay. What happens here?
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:29Just put them down. What am I supposed to do with this?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good home, honey.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:42Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing. I need to win. Here, at home, tonight.
27:41As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:47I want to hear them scream. I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it. I've seen you fucking do it. I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:17I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup. Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah. You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:43Okay?
28:44Not that animal, shit show, cock sucking around.
28:47That is that. The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs, leading his team in block shots.
29:01And two shots against.
29:02And two shots against.
29:03And obviously, it comes all night.
29:07Imagine that, Lamar!
29:09Good shot to Marcos!
29:11Woo!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:20Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:24Woo!
29:25Woo!
29:26Woo!
29:27Woo!
29:28Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:30Woo!
29:31Woo!
29:32Woo!
29:33Woo!
29:34Woo!
29:35I'm literally hungry and
29:37comfortable.
29:38Wow, nice watch.
29:39How can I give this year for free?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ross?
29:415 seconds.
29:4225 seconds...
29:43Or even doing...
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Pний alt nerd!
29:52Who?
29:53Iliac Rosanoff and Shane Holborn.
29:57a thousand Americans,
30:00important thing is the friends we make along the way. Hey, before we give out
30:08next award, can I get a selfie with you? What? Come on, when will this ever happen
30:14again, buddy? Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:19Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you. No chance. The Lord Talon Award for
30:31most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:49Well, what?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff? You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and
31:29then it's for some fucking clown show. So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick. Oh, fuck you, you are unbelievable. You suck my dick.
31:49I want you to suck my dick.
31:56Maybe you ask nicely.
32:08Yeah? Please.
32:10If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will
32:19have to ask nicer than that.
32:21please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick. Please.
32:34No. What? What? No. We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after. And then we might have been waiting all night.
32:44You'll come back to my hotel room. And I will maybe, maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:52We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:17I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow. Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:25I'm gonna get a position on the deck, right?
34:28They're going to be on the line.
34:30I'm going to be in this position.
34:32I'm going to line up.
34:34I'm going to use the specialist system.
34:36I'm going to ask each one of the clients for one day.
34:58Congratulations.
35:02Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:28What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
35:56Good.
36:16Now get on the bed.
36:20This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:34Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
36:54No, no, no.
36:56I'm not...
36:58No.
36:59It's not.
37:00No, no, no.
37:02It's not.
37:04No, no.
37:06It's not.
37:08No.
37:10do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god
37:40all in there
37:41fuck
37:56are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:07I need
38:11what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:16you
38:20I need you
38:27I need you
39:09So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:39So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:50Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:41I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Goodbye, Hollander.
41:03Goodbye, Hollander.
41:04Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05Goodbye, Hollander.
41:06Goodbye, Hollander.
41:07Goodbye, Hollander.
41:08Goodbye, Hollander.
41:09Goodbye, Hollander.
41:10Goodbye, Hollander.
41:11Goodbye, Hollander.
41:12Goodbye, Hollander.
41:13Goodbye, Hollander.
41:14Goodbye, Hollander.
41:15Goodbye, Hollander.
41:16Goodbye, Hollander.
41:17Goodbye, Hollander.
41:18Goodbye, Hollander.
41:19Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20Goodbye, Hollander.
41:21Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:23Goodbye, Hollander.
41:24Goodbye, Hollander.
41:25Goodbye, Hollander.
41:26Goodbye, Hollander.
41:27I don't know.
41:57I don't know.
42:27I don't know.
42:57I don't know.
43:27I don't know.
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