00:00Yeah, oh yeah
00:04Christmas is here, the sweetest time of the year
00:11But I'd rather stay inside with my PlayStation ear
00:14Instead, I've got to wear this ugly sweater with deer
00:18And kiss Aunt Susan who smells like old beer
00:21Then it's off to meet family, I don't even know
00:26While dreaming of banging my head on the wall
00:29Christmas, you've got to be good for sure
00:33Even if luck kicks your butt out the door
00:37Pretend it's all magic, pretend it's all right
00:41But deep down you know it's just a cringe night
00:44Even on vacation, there's so much to do
00:56Last minute shopping and decorations too
01:00Holiday home, what stares me in the face?
01:03I'd rather just vanish without a trace
01:08Step outside, it's freezing my ass
01:11Knowing my pants, how did it get there?
01:13So face at Christmas, you've got to be good for sure
01:18Even if luck kicks your butt out the door
01:22Pretend it's all magic, pretend it's all right
01:26But deep down you know it's just a cringe night
01:29I know you've seen me singing, cooking, and dancing away
01:34But I'm stuck in this Christmas nightmare
01:36Please help me, I pray
01:37Because no matter how far you turn astray
01:40You just can't escape the magic of Christmas Day
01:44At Christmas, you've got to be good for sure
01:48Even if luck kicks your butt out the door
01:52Pretend it's all magic, pretend it's all right
01:56But deep down you know it's just a cringe night
01:59Yeah
02:00Oh yeah
02:04Yeah
02:08Oh yeah
