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00:00Ready for Shakira Charles and Tamara Morgan was reacting and somebody tried to kill me for this from the road to gaming.
00:30This is so loud.
00:32Get away, bro. Get away.
00:34Bro, you don't want that TK.
00:36You're going out of the way.
00:38Put your left.
00:40That was right. Just two laps.
00:42Those are two laps.
00:44Agua ta cuima.
00:46Bro, watch out. Take a shooting.
00:48Oh my gosh, bro.
00:50Bro, we're stars.
00:52Hold on.
00:54Since I have a Bugatti and the tank is so slow,
00:56that means I can just outrun the tank.
00:58Alright, so I found an escape port to get away from the tank.
01:02I've got to end this job.
01:04That's pretty scary.
01:06What?
01:08There's a helicopter.
01:10You're going to get a helicopter out of you.
01:12Wait, I got it.
01:14What's in that bag?
01:16I can't tell you.
01:18I can't tell you.
01:20I'm just going to get away from the helicopter.
01:22Alright, I'm ready.
01:24Alright, you better get out of the way.
01:26This tree's trying to kill us.
01:28Oh my gosh. We're getting each other, we're getting each other, we're getting each other.
01:30Oh, they're shooting you.
01:32Get out of the car, Farron.
01:33You have nowhere to go.
01:34Give us the backpack or we'll keep shooting.
01:36Get out now.
01:37Okay, we're trapped. I don't know what to do.
01:39Go around there.
01:40Watch out. There's a tank in hiking.
01:41There's a tank in.
01:42Can you just tell us what's in your ass?
01:44No, don't worry about that. It's not important right now.
01:46Oh, we need a flag.
01:47What's the flag?
01:48Oh, you see that building right there?
01:49Yes, I see that building right there.
01:50Why don't we go on top of that building, we get a gun, and we shoot them.
01:54Oh, are you missing a wheel?
01:56Yes, and my door's smoking.
01:57Wait, I got a helicopter right here.
01:59Oh my gosh, shoot it.
02:00Shoot it out.
02:01Shoot it out.
02:02Shoot it out.
02:03You got this.
02:04Wait, I think it's going to explode.
02:05Go away.
02:06Go away.
02:07Go away.
02:08There we go.
02:09I got through a tank.
02:11I got through a helicopter.
02:12I don't even know what to do right now.
02:14I have a solution.
02:15Let's go to the police station and ask for help.
02:17Awesome, let's go.
02:18Go away.
02:19I'm always at the police station looking for my gun away.
02:21Oh, did you bring your dog with you?
02:22Yes, she's always there to support me.
02:24Is that Gucci?
02:25Yes, it's Gucci.
02:26Come on, we're just going to the police station.
02:27Wish us luck.
02:28Detective Leon.
02:29Let it.
02:30Let it.
02:31Detective, we need your help.
02:32People are out there for no reason.
02:34You can order a silly backpack.
02:36Exactly.
02:37Hold on.
02:38Let me see if I can help you out.
02:39Finally, he's going to the hotel.
02:41Follow me to the back.
02:42Wait, to the back.
02:43To the back.
02:44Why is he taking us to the back?
02:45Yeah, why is he taking you to the back?
02:46What's going on here, bro?
02:47What are we doing in the back?
02:48What are we doing?
02:49We all over?
02:50Yeah.
02:51Yo, a cop car just pulled out.
02:52Kinda sus.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Why would a cop car just pull over and-
02:55Is he on the internet?
02:57Forever?
02:58You got it.
02:59We're offering free fiber-powered internet.
03:01Right out of nowhere.
03:02What he's doing?
03:03He's on the phone.
03:04He's on the phone.
03:05We need to call him.
03:06Better be calling your mama.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Better be calling his mama.
03:09He's calling the cops on here.
03:10It's not cool.
03:11Oh, yeah.
03:12He's on the phone.
03:13He's on the phone.
03:14Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
03:15What?
03:16Is he talking about that?
03:17What?
03:18Pizza bites?
03:19Sir, I just didn't even look for pizza bites.
03:20I'm thinking about pizza.
03:21Hey.
03:22Wait, wait, wait.
03:23Pull over.
03:24What?
03:25I just saw another cop car.
03:26I saw one too.
03:27I saw one pull over.
03:28No!
03:29Hold on over there.
03:30Cops!
03:31I think the detective is in on something, bro.
03:32The cops are against us.
03:33But what are you doing?
03:34What is my backpack?
03:35Stop smiling, bro!
03:36Stop it!
03:37You never got on me!
03:38You never got on me!
03:39You're right.
03:40Cops!
03:41I haven't got it right now.
03:42We've got to figure it out.
03:43We've got to run away.
03:44Let's go!
03:45You're wrong with you.
03:46You're about to find.
03:47I have another go for it.
03:48I'm free!
03:49Well, you're surrounded.
03:50I have an idea.
03:51I'm going to start the police department.
03:52You're taking that easy to rob me.
03:53What?
03:54And find a way to run out.
03:55That's the problem.
03:56Detective, are you going to go pizza?
03:57Give me one second.
03:58I'll be right back.
03:59Oh, bear back.
04:00That's what I'm going to see.
04:01Alright, now you're going to disguise yourself.
04:02Don't leave the police department and we're free.
04:04Also, what's my scanner so bad?
04:06What's she wearing?
04:07A janitor!
04:08I've always wanted to be a janitor.
04:10Become a janitor!
04:11Alright, now I'm going to leave.
04:13What?
04:14What is that?
04:15What?
04:16It's not a janitor, bro.
04:17It ain't a janitor.
04:18It's a janitor.
04:19It looks like an anime character.
04:20Oh, no.
04:21It's an anime character janitor.
04:23What's your name?
04:25No, no, no.
04:26Alright, let's go.
04:27Alright, let's go.
04:28Alright, be careful when you escape, bro.
04:29Wait, before I go downstairs, I just realized something.
04:31What?
04:32Go on!
04:33I gotta take the court!
04:34Hurry up!
04:35Put a ticket!
04:36Okay, uh, wait.
04:37Oh, no!
04:38They don't know what's you, bro.
04:39You're a janitor.
04:40They don't detect anything, you guys.
04:41They're looking for someone else.
04:43Man, I wonder where he is.
04:44He is taking very long.
04:46They're looking for the real Farron?
04:48That's so funny.
04:49I didn't suspect anything.
04:50Get a janitor.
04:51Uh, what's up?
04:52Uh, what can we do for you?
04:53I have a new team, bro.
04:54What's the wrong, bro?
04:55I forgot the wrong one now.
04:57Pretty sure you gotta go downstairs or something.
04:59Alright, we gotta make our way out.
05:00We gotta make our way out.
05:01Go to the car.
05:02We gotta get that backpack.
05:03Where's the car?
05:04Where's the car?
05:05Make sure the backpack is still there.
05:06Go around the car park.
05:07Go around the car park.
05:08Leading the cycle.
05:09Oh, you can't get in the car right now.
05:10It's too obvious, bro.
05:11I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
05:12You're just cleaning your janitor.
05:14Alright, wait until they leave.
05:15Hey guys.
05:16I think I just saw him.
05:17He's going downstairs.
05:18He's downstairs, guys.
05:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:20We saw him, we saw him go downstairs.
05:22Go, go, go, go.
05:23He's downstairs.
05:24Guys, hurry up.
05:25Run.
05:26Run downstairs.
05:27Why are you guys not running?
05:29Yes, we're downstairs.
05:30Oh, he's going downstairs.
05:32Okay, so what do we do now?
05:34Just let me go back to your house.
05:35Okay.
05:36Point safe over there.
05:37Okay.
05:38Let me escape from everyone.
05:39We're going to see you at home.
05:40Here, open that backpack.
05:41Alright, we're on a backpack.
05:42We're going to see you at your backpack.
05:43We're going to see you at your backpack.
05:44We're going to see you at your backpack.
05:45Don't worry about the backpack.
05:46We're going to find out what's in this backpack, y'all.
05:48Alright, where's that house?
05:49Oh, my God.
05:50Oh, my God.
05:51What happened to your house?
05:53Oh, my God.
05:54Your house is nowhere.
05:55What are you doing in there?
05:56Look at that.
05:57I've got to grab something that's very important to me.
05:59What are you kidding?
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01What could it be?
06:02Perfect.
06:03I got my switch.
06:04You're going to save your house for a switch?
06:07Yes.
06:08Oh, boy.
06:09You better run.
06:10Hey, I'm going out.
06:11You better run, bro.
06:12Hurry up.
06:13Hurry up.
06:14Hurry up.
06:15Hold me one second.
06:16I've got to move away.
06:17Oh, my God.
06:18Run around here.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:20We should have a train right here.
06:21We should have a train right here.
06:22I'm in the slowest bike ever.
06:24Why'd you get that bike?
06:25I don't know.
06:29This guy's literally running his bike.
06:31Playing the switch.
06:32And the whole city's trying to kill him.
06:34Exactly.
06:35Alright, so I'm going to the safest place I know.
06:37I'm in my best friend's house.
06:38What?
06:39You can't trust anyone right now, bro.
06:40You're not going to trust me.
06:41I'm doing it.
06:42Yeah, I'm going to like video.
06:43Oh, I'm just coming out.
06:44Oh, what just happened to you?
06:45Don't mind that.
06:46Where's he at?
06:47Richard!
06:48Who's that?
06:49Yo, I'm Richard.
06:50What's up, Richie?
06:51How long have you been your best friend for?
06:53Oh, we're best friend.
06:54I've gone in for 24 minutes.
06:55Switch!
06:56What are these?
06:57Where do you guys make friends?
06:58On the plane right here.
06:59Playing on the switch.
07:00Four days.
07:01You just made him as a friend on the way here.
07:06Yes.
07:07Hey, you trust them.
07:08Yes, of course I trust them.
07:09Anybody I've been on the floor now, I can trust them.
07:11Are you serious?
07:12Come on, bro.
07:13We can trust them.
07:14Hey, you better grab what's going on, bro.
07:15Oh, gee.
07:16We need your help.
07:17Yes.
07:18Can we stay at your house?
07:19Yeah, can we please stay at your house?
07:20What's wrong?
07:21So basically there are these really scary people that are trying to kill me.
07:24They're trying to get after me because of my backpack.
07:27What backpack?
07:28This backpack.
07:29Yeah, that backpack.
07:30Wait.
07:31Just show it to your left, bro.
07:33Wait.
07:34What's that guy?
07:35What if you have a shotgun?
07:36Look at a shotgun?
07:37Oh, that's a stink.
07:38It's a shotgun.
07:39Look at this.
07:40It's a stink.
07:41That's a shotgun.
07:42Look at this.
07:43That's a stink.
07:44That's a shock.
07:45That's my neighbor.
07:46That's her, it's a shotgun.
07:48Okay, that's a shock.
07:49Alright, go inside. We gotta go inside.
07:51Oh yeah, we gotta go inside.
07:52Alright, but we gotta stay here for a couple of days.
07:54We gotta go.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Or B-Bus.
07:57Yeah.
07:58You got B-Bus.
07:59I got you, man.
08:00Alright, let's go.
08:01Jamie.
08:02Alright, so we're gonna store our backpack.
08:04I need to put this on a safe.
08:05Yeah, we store our super safe.
08:06Please.
08:07I got you, okay?
08:08Yeah, where?
08:09He's taking us upstairs.
08:10Alright.
08:11No, that's what I'm saying.
08:14Ohhhh.
08:15Ohhhh.
08:16Ohhhh.
08:17This is so cool.
08:18Alright, alright, alright.
08:19We're going back to our stage.
08:20Is that the desk?
08:21Alright, alright.
08:22Alright, alright.
08:23On the back stage, it's under a desk.
08:25We're going to go.
08:26What's inside?
08:27Ohhhh.
08:28First of all.
08:29Come here.
08:30Hurry up.
08:31Hey.
08:32Open it right now.
08:33We want the camera.
08:34We want you to open the back.
08:35Did you shoot me?
08:36We're not at all.
08:37Yo.
08:38Yo.
08:39Yo.
08:40Yo.
08:41Yo.
08:42Yo.
08:43Oh.
08:44There's a tank outside.
08:45We're on the tree.
08:46Yo, we're getting attacked.
08:47Hey.
08:48Hey.
08:49How did they find us?
08:50Wait.
08:51I think over there broke.
08:52No way.
08:53They never told on you.
08:54No way.
08:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:56What are you doing?
08:57What are you doing?
08:58What are you doing?
08:59Your friend thinks he's helping you out.
09:00Wait.
09:01He's fighting.
09:02I'll protect you for all.
09:04These guys will never give that backpack.
09:07Your friend's going to leave you out.
09:09Oh my gosh.
09:10What is he doing?
09:11Two weeks.
09:12Oh my gosh.
09:13We're going to see his life.
09:14We took out one of them already.
09:15They're going crazy.
09:16Oh my gosh.
09:20No.
09:21Hold up.
09:24Your friend.
09:25I've had 32 minutes ago.
09:27Hey.
09:28We should have gotten our right back out of your backpack.
09:30We're going to have to come out.
09:32It's your life.
09:33One minute old.
09:34You know what it's going?
09:35You're going to have to handle it.
09:36Let's go.
09:37You got to run around.
09:38Wait.
09:39Wait.
09:40Wait.
09:41I'm getting a call.
09:42Do I wake up or not?
09:43Yeah, wake up.
09:44Hey, sergeant? Hello?
09:46It's not sergeant, it's detective.
09:48Detective? Well, anyway, can you stop chasing me?
09:50Yeah, leave us alone, bro.
09:52Please.
09:53Listen, if I'm not making some noise, I'm inside.
09:55You shot the ball over the front of these cases.
09:57It's not the same thing.
09:58No, you have my bag.
10:00Your bag? This is my bag.
10:02You must be confused.
10:04It's my bag, and I want it now.
10:06No, give me one thing.
10:07Wait, wait, check your bag.
10:08Don't be scared of your bag.
10:09Let's go to a safe place.
10:10All right, I want to check your bag right now.
10:12Sergeant is saying it's his bag.
10:13You're saying it's your bag.
10:15Whose bag is it?
10:16Put it back right now.
10:17Okay, three, two, one.
10:22You had a baby in your bag?
10:24Oh, baby? Wait, wait.
10:25But this is not your bag.
10:26Detective, this isn't even our bag.
10:28You're right, this is your bag.
10:29There's our baby inside.
10:30What did you miss?
10:31What bag?
10:32How did that happen?
10:33Wait, I left my bag at the Starbucks this morning.
10:36Now, somebody else has Farron's bag.
10:38You took her off the road.
10:40Are you scared of the road?
10:41I've got to get my bag back.
10:43It's something way more important than a baby.
10:45What do you have here, Max?
10:46It's more important than a baby.
10:47You'll see where we get.
10:48Is it taken?
10:49Where can I meet you this whole mess?
10:51Meet me at the playground in 15 minutes.
10:53Or else.
10:54The playground?
10:55The playground.
10:55I got you.
10:56Why are we at the playground?
10:59Let me get some fear, Max.
11:01V-Bucks.
11:01No, something way more important.
11:03A dog, a cat, an elephant, 20, you're cool.
11:09Now, just comes to the playground, make sure it's safe.
11:12Let's scope it out a little bit.
11:14This might be a setup.
11:15Keep my tape through your bag and keep your bag.
11:17Be careful.
11:18You're going to see my guards.
11:19Why do you have them everywhere?
11:20There's one on the suite.
11:22Why is it in the suite, bro?
11:23Yo, what's up, detective?
11:25Come on, detective.
11:26How do you do it?
11:27Nice bag.
11:28I'm going to lose the speed of power.
11:29Oh, you've got security backup, huh?
11:31Yeah.
11:32I'm sketching.
11:33All right.
11:34Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:36What are you doing?
11:37Tell him to put the sword down.
11:38Put the sword down.
11:39All right.
11:39Let's go back.
11:40Here's your bag, sir.
11:42Do you want a baby?
11:43Okay.
11:44You're going to take your baby by the way.
11:45Okay.
11:45Cool.
11:46All right.
11:46We're going to make it.
11:47All right.
11:47We're going to make it.
11:48All right.
11:48What is it in your bag that you never wanted to come out?
11:51Okay.
11:52I'm going to open it.
11:52Three, two, one.
11:55A slice of pizza.
11:56You're like, hey, you're going to have to walk in the whole entire world.
11:59Pizza Hut or Sparrow.
12:01I don't know.
12:10All right.
12:11That was the end of those.
12:12The Roti Gaming.
12:15Somebody tried to kill me for this.
12:17Thank you so much.
12:20Who are you?
12:22Oh, you care, Charles.
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