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00:00I got eyes on target.
00:16What?
00:20The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:24That's too far.
00:26Let's abort.
00:28I'll make the shot.
00:29Wind's light.
00:30I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MOA by 0.7.
00:34Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:36You only get one shot.
00:37Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:40One shot, one kill.
00:45Holy mother of God.
00:58You made it.
01:004,000 meters.
01:02You just set a new world record, man.
01:04I don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
01:07K-O-G.
01:09You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
01:13So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
01:17I spent my entire life in the service.
01:21Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
01:27Just make up for all the time that we got lost.
01:30Don't worry.
01:32Don't worry.
01:33I'll miss you too, buddy.
01:38Carl!
01:39Carl!
01:40Today, we honor a national hero.
02:09A sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
02:18He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history.
02:24The legendary King of Guns.
02:30And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
02:45But please, save your applause for our hero.
02:48This is his first public appearance.
02:51Please welcome, the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
02:58The King of Guns.
02:59The King of Guns.
03:01The King of Guns.
03:02The King of Guns.
03:03The King of Guns.
03:04The King of Guns.
03:05All they talk about are the records I've broken, but no one remembers you, the man who died to make it happen.
03:09all they talk about are the records i've broken but no one remembers you a man who died to make
03:21it happen i'm done lewis i swear that my gun will never draw blood again
03:29from now on i'll protect your family with my life
03:33you can rest in peace
03:36breaking news seconds before he is to receive the medal of honor the king of guns has vanished
03:45carl can you take a gun apart for me again not today kiddo i promised your mom i'd do ammo inventory
04:02i inspected the new guns the checklist is on your desk thanks great work carl
04:10why is my ex-husband here
04:19why is my ex-husband here
04:28why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit
04:32benny what are you doing here what can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife
04:39and maybe get a little hug from my daughter
04:41hey rebecca
04:42just stop okay we're divorced we've been divorced for years
04:48ugh and you haven't changed one bit
04:50still such a fucking buzzkill
04:55hey baby girl
04:57i know that you missed your daddy
04:59right
05:01just an ungrateful spoiled little freaking brat
05:10just like her mother huh
05:12oh
05:14and look at you two
05:15only a couple years divorced and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman
05:19god your standards have really hit rock bottom huh
05:23carl is my employee nothing more
05:25yeah
05:26besides i've told you a million times i'm not paying your gambling debts
05:29now i know you got a little stash of money hidden
05:32that's why you gave up on the alamo
05:34so just do the right fucking thing and give me my share
05:37no actually i didn't take your money because i don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter
05:40well then just pay up
05:43or i'll just show up here every day
05:45hell maybe call in for a few safety violations get the cops breathing down your neck
05:49and we'll see how long you last in this business it's probably not very fucking long
05:52you're not getting a cent from me
05:54all right well hey rebecca honey
05:57how about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now so we can get a lot more
06:01father-daughter bonding time all right
06:05touch my daughter see what happens
06:10janey baby looks like you got some boldness to you now
06:13what are you gonna do shoot me in front of your baby girl here
06:16mommy
06:17jane put the gun down that's what he wants don't let him get to you
06:22come on janey you know i'm a b-class sharpshooter i mean
06:26i can see by the look in your eyes right now that you're not going to pull that trigger
06:31you sure about those odds
06:33well i am a betting man
06:45jane hey don't you fucking move all right you stay right there
06:49mommy now listen baby girl tell daddy where the stash of money is
06:55i don't know well then daddy will give you a little push i want you to think very clearly now all right
07:00don't hurt my mommy then just tell me where the money is sweetheart
07:16okay
07:22was he aiming for the trigger
07:24i mean the precision
07:33come on
07:35hey you're okay i got you
07:38what what did you just try to fucking shoot me well well i got news for you pal
07:52you fucking missed if i was trying to shoot you you'd be dead you think you scare me
07:57everybody here knows that i'm a b-class ranked shooter you don't scare me at all
08:02what's it gonna take for you to leave
08:04let's do this the old school way see this gun i challenge you to an assembly contest
08:10first one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins if you win i'll leave
08:16if i win then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger deal
08:21no carl you can't he's professionally trained well then baby just fork over the money janey
08:26that's all you gotta do it's okay mommy carl's got this
08:39rules are simple disassemble
08:43then reassemble first to fire wins
08:46on your mark get set
08:58go
09:09falling behind already huh
09:16you're mag
09:37genius
09:38what are you telling me that gun's loaded you lost that's impossible all right i'm a b-class
09:43sharpshooter and you're a fucking handyman you're telling me
09:51i know that move my my dad taught me that trick why does he know it
09:58carl you're so cool you're my hero
10:01you know what i'm sick of your shit you little brat
10:03don't you even think
10:08oh shit
10:11this ain't over yet you know that
10:14hey hey listen to me very carefully you touch them again and i'll make you suffer in ways that you
10:22can't imagine over and over until you beg me to end it
10:26you don't want me to step close to them ever again fine i won't
10:31fucking come near him again
10:33fuck away from me you
10:42hey are you hurt carl you're awesome
10:47my gosh i i don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here
10:51you're bleeding oh no i'm i'm fine seriously it's okay i'll get you a bandage
11:01thank you hey baby why don't you go inside while carl helps mommy okay okay okay i love you i love you
11:21it's not so bad good
11:34hey is there something you're not telling me
11:41it's just that jane mr redford's pulling up the chris redford coach of the national shooting team
11:47come on cap now's your shot to impress him this is chris redford we're talking about here
11:52he's an a-class sharpshooter and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level can you
11:56imagine being that good is always someone better now even among all of these elite sharpshooters
12:02you won't find a better shot than the king of guns he's the best in the world there's no competition
12:06do your best today okay but just remember this is a chance to learn from one of the greats
12:10chris redford that second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty he's coaching the national
12:14shooting team oh hey um don't leave yet look today is huge for us if mr redford can endorse us we'll be
12:23golden so stick around in case case of what this loser jane i honestly don't understand why you insist
12:30on keeping him around jane he's only been with us for a year and today is huge i mean we can't afford
12:35to take that risk yeah he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels but that's it let's leave it to
12:41the professionals just stop being condescending okay carl's one of us and plus he could use the
12:47experience so be nice all right go get ready i'm gonna go show coach redford around just remember
12:52if we can impress him this will be huge for us a game
13:00know your place handyman don't even think about making a scene keep your head on straight
13:04if you want to shoot straight i'm a pro i don't need tips from a handyman stay in your lane you think
13:09you know more than our captain you haven't even taken a shot around here a nobody like you might not
13:15get it but this is a big deal for us you better not mess it up
13:28this is alex captain of our shooting club he's the best shot we got
13:34watch and learn handyman
14:04not bad good shot great accuracy yeah dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional
14:21unlike someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch and learn loser
14:34you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine look at how
14:45dirty his hands are all he's shining are guns these days
14:48isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
15:04so quickly no there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
15:11party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots tops hey uh carl maybe just
15:18like double check it one more time i don't want it failing right now why don't you take a few
15:23shots first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna embarrass me
15:27what no no scope point you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything at this range
15:46what the
15:59what the
16:00fuck you see the bullseye raw
16:13there no jams lucky shot i mean you whipped the last three anyway his stance and posture i mean he's
16:26definitely been professionally trained he's been here for a whole year now i how come i never noticed
16:32was that really just a lucky shot god how dare you waste bullets and mr redford's precious time
16:40mr redford he's just a handyman helping at the range i mean we'd never make a mistake like this
16:44only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
16:55oh mr redford what a shame you came all this way for a circus act is this really the best your shooting
17:05club has to offer niece
17:10you're not welcome here matthew
17:13wow jane you've really turned this place into a dump
17:18my brother louis were still around he'd be disappointed
17:21my father was a fucking hero you keep his name out of your mouth
17:27what are you doing here i'm here to honor my poor brother the fallen hero
17:33and to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth i'm not selling it so you can just go
17:40i'm not the one that's going to be leaving
17:42this is the loan your father took to build this shooting range putting the land up as collateral
17:51you've been making all the minimum payments for the years but the interest just keeps going up
17:58well that's none of your business i bought out the bank and financed you which makes me your new
18:05creditor you fucking asshole this place was my father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt
18:11before selling it to you one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction this range
18:18will be mine you and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost matthew i mean how can you do
18:26this to us you know how hard my father oh come on don't say your uncle never gave you a shot with
18:33coach redford here what do you say we settle this with a little contest what do you want you win the
18:41range is yours to keep i'll even fund a renovation you lose shooting range is mine forever
18:55deal then it's settled if we lose are we gonna get kicked out don't worry sweetie
19:03it's not gonna happen don't back down now jane mr redford as coach of the national team we'd be
19:11honored to have you judge our little contest
19:17don't worry mommy we've got carl they'll just slow us down
19:31let's make this a best of three first round is trap shooting 15 clay pigeons total any weapon of
19:50your choosing will provide 15 bullets first person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time
19:57wins oh ho we got the first round in the band captain alex here once held the state record for
20:04trap shooting that's nate foster he's a b-class sharpshooter he's just a cowboy what's the big deal
20:11jane leave this first round up to me yeah you'll definitely win this okay guys even though he's only
20:16a b-class sharpshooter he's beaten a class gunman and clay pigeon shooting twice
20:20two a-class shooters he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
20:30maybe we can use him to test the waters
20:34round one carl you're up
20:41andy man he's only done the team shouldn't we be sending our captain out there jane he's good at
20:46polishing guns not shooting them come on everything's on the line here he's probably
20:50gonna freak out piss his pants or something jane are you serious sending a worthless nobody what you
20:57got nothing but losers on your team nate was just my warm-up i haven't even shown you the ace up my
21:04sleeve nate foster is just a warm-up he's better than some a-class shooters don't you get it when that
21:11nobody loses jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman she's already looking for excuses
21:18good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground
21:25will you shoot for us
21:30jane let me do this look we need to be careful see what nate's level is so just stop complaining
21:36and watches every move oh that's her plan jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up
21:42guy that loser really thinks jane believes in him hot all right you waste my time all right y'all really
21:50sitting in that handyman hey handyman not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class sharpshooter
21:56consider it an honor maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are yeah he's just a gun
22:01polish and grunt does he really think it's kind of hot shot jane are you sure i mean your opponent is
22:07a b-class shooter i've made my choice all right contestants choose your weapon he's actually going
22:16up there i can't tell if he's brave or just stupid
22:19i didn't come here to pick on something to me especially a grunt like you not even fit enough
22:32to polish my guns so you go ahead princess you can pick first
22:36what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns probably because he doesn't know
22:52how to use a shot that losers about to embarrass us all especially your mommy oh no was i wrong to
23:00choose him nice i thought this was going to be a boring snooze fest luckily you brought us a clown to
23:08keep us laughing girl what's going on in that head of yours say it ain't so really not going to pick
23:16that shotgun there huh too loud for them fragile ears ears yeah for something this easy shotgun's overkill
23:23oh don't say i didn't warn you and look here i'm down an eye imagine how ugly it'd be if i had both huh
23:34nate foster blow to make ready
23:53and that was nate foster 15 out of 15 just under 20 seconds 15 in 20 seconds didn't he forget that
24:12bullet no he did it on purpose he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot
24:18and he's a b-class shooter no way that's an a-class performance if i've ever seen one no he's doing
24:24it to mess with carl he's trying to like frazzle him either way carl doesn't stand a chance there
24:31a souvenir for you to remember you buy something to remember the day you got destroyed or better yet
24:37blow your brains out after you're drowning in shame huh
24:41carl you're up
24:54nate foster is on another level at this point all he can do is save himself the embarrassment no no no
25:00let him try i can't wait to see him shift the back you've been acting all high and mighty for way too
25:05long about time someone cut you down to size james about to see you for what you really are a worthless
25:10handyman not too late to switch guns there partner i even turned a blind eye jane just tell carl a
25:16fork and he's done enough already i'll put the team in my back we'll win the next round maybe i'm asking
25:21too much of him carl can do it i believe in him would you look at that he has a little fan mommy should
25:33have taught you to not trust bad men carl wouldn't lie to me he's not a bad man you are
25:42not 17. what's that supposed to mean
26:04look this loser's out of his mind ha what's he covering his eyes for
26:12so
26:14so
26:16so
26:20so
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