00:01And everyone wept tears of joy for the miracle that was Mary Jo.
00:07You see, Fat Man, Julyanuary is about the joy of giving to me!
00:13Now bring me the present!
00:18Mary Jo January!
00:19Oh, you remembered!
00:22Next one, please, good luck.
00:23Thank you, on behalf of His Majesty, Mary Jo January.
00:30How did you do that?
00:36Meet me!
00:38Can you make fun for me?
00:40Mary Jo January!
00:42I want one thing to do!
00:44Mary Jo January!
00:46Where's my present?
00:48What's my number name?
00:50Mary Jo January!
00:52Mary Jo January!
00:54Mary Jo January!
00:56No, no, no, no!
00:58No, no, no!
00:59Help!
01:02What's so special about Julie January?
01:05If everyone gets to have something!
01:08You!
01:10I took you in as my guest!
01:12And now, you've ruined Julie January!
01:16From this moment forth, all your presents are my presents!
01:21I don't know!
01:23I don't know!
01:24Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to arrive at our first destination!
01:28Canada is right ahead!
01:30Good boys!
01:31Let's take you down!
01:33Left up!
01:35Eats down!
01:37Stay on target!
01:39Stay on target!
01:40Stay on target!
01:41Stay on target!
01:42Stay on target!
01:43Stay on target!
01:44Stay on target!
01:46Stay on target!
01:47Stay on target!
01:48Stay on target!
01:49What kind of landing was that?
01:50Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing!
01:53This is stupid Marty.
01:55Can't we just use the front door?
01:57Come on!
01:58How hard can it be?
01:59Help me!
02:00You're up!
02:01But I'm claustrophobic!
02:02Yeah?
02:03Well now you can be Santa claustrophobic!
02:05Now die, fool!
02:06Die!
02:07Die!
02:08Guys, I'm stuck
02:12Hang in there, Melvin
02:14I'm coming
02:15Melvin, I'm right here
02:17I'm burning
02:18You're not burning
02:19Oh, thank you
02:24Uh-oh
02:24Don't leave me
02:27You still have a presence
02:29That's the way, boys
02:34That's the way
02:35Let's get out of here
02:36No, wait
02:37Way to drop the ball, you hippie freak
02:48Hey, Melvin's one who lost it in the chimney
02:50Calm down
02:51Small town
02:52There's only a couple more houses
02:53Let's not freak out
02:55Oh, yeah?
02:56Can we freak out now?
03:00Okay, here's the plan
03:01Head to near the post office
03:02And we just dump the gifts
03:04That's the plan
03:05I need stamps anyway
03:06Skipper, get us
03:07To the nearest post office
03:08In New York
03:10No!
03:14I'm talking
03:15Apartments
03:17Well, looks like I got it
03:21Oh my gosh
03:25Oh my gosh
03:26Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh
03:27She said it's half-words
03:27This is amazing!
03:30You're hairier than I thought
03:31But amazing!
03:33Okay, calm down, Abby
03:34Breathe
03:35Namaste
03:36Namaste
03:38Merry Christmas!
03:40Merry Christmas!
03:41Merry Christmas!
03:42Oh!
03:43Merry Christmas!
03:45Oh my gosh, I almost forgot
03:47Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh
03:51I made you cookies
03:52This is the best Christmas ever!
04:01Don't tell St. Alice up
04:02Okay, I'm going to bed now
04:04I can't go to sleep
04:06There's no way I can go to sleep
04:07I just want to have supper
04:08Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh
04:16New plan
04:20We're not going for post office anymore
04:22We're Santa's hairy helpers
04:24And we don't rest until every one of these kids gets delivered
04:28Good idea
04:29I'm going to bed
