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00:00I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:07From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:09Tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:12Okay, I got you.
00:14Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
00:18What do you want?
00:18More shooting range.
00:20What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:21You win, the range is yours to keep.
00:24You lose.
00:27Will you shoot for us?
00:28Know your place, handyman.
00:30Go on, handyman.
00:31It's your time to shine.
00:33Absolutely.
00:36What the fuck?
00:37He's a bullseye.
00:38The king of guns has returned?
00:40I thought it was just some nobody working at a shooting range.
00:43Hey, listen to me very carefully.
00:45You touch them again,
00:46and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:49You called me a nobody handyman,
00:51but here I am, the king of guns.
00:58I got eyes on the target.
01:12What?
01:14The distance is 4,000 meters.
01:18That's too far.
01:20Let's abort.
01:20I'll make the shot.
01:23Wind's light.
01:24If I raise by 3.4 mil,
01:26shift MLA by 0.7.
01:27Carl, this isn't about the wind.
01:29You can only get one shot.
01:31Miss, and you'll give away our position.
01:34One shot.
01:36One kill.
01:37Holy mother of God.
01:53You made it.
01:544,000 meters.
01:56You just set a new world record, man.
01:59I don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
02:01K-O-G.
02:03You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
02:07So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
02:11Hmm?
02:13Spend my entire life in the service.
02:15Once this uniform comes off,
02:17I just want to get back to my gun range,
02:19my daughter,
02:20my grandkid.
02:22Just make up for all the time that we got lost.
02:26Don't worry.
02:27I'll miss you too, buddy.
02:32Carl!
02:37Today, we honor a national hero.
03:03A sniper who's defended our democracy,
03:07saved countless lives,
03:09and struck fear in our enemies.
03:12He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history,
03:17the legendary king of guns.
03:20And now,
03:26President Bradford
03:27will present our hero
03:29with the Medal of Honor.
03:38But please,
03:39save your applause
03:40for our hero.
03:42This is his first public appearance.
03:45Please welcome
03:46the legendary marksman,
03:48the king of guns.
03:53All they talk about
04:10are the records I've broken.
04:11but no one remembers you,
04:14the man who died
04:15to make it happen.
04:17I'm done,
04:18Louis.
04:19I swear
04:20that my gun
04:22will never draw blood again.
04:24From now on,
04:25I'll protect your family
04:26with my life.
04:29You can rest in peace.
04:33Breaking news.
04:34Seconds before he is to receive
04:36the Medal of Honor,
04:37the king of guns
04:38has vanished.
04:39Mom,
04:50can you take a gun
04:51apart for me again?
04:53Not today,
04:53kiddo.
04:54I promised your mom
04:55I'd do a ammo inventory.
04:57I inspected the new guns.
04:58The checklist is on your desk.
05:00Thanks.
05:01Great work,
05:01Carl.
05:06What the hell?
05:09Fuckin' shit!
05:16Why is my ex-husband here?
05:21Why does this dog shit range
05:23not have anything
05:24other than broken down shit?
05:29Benny,
05:29what are you doing here?
05:31What?
05:31Can't come by
05:32and say hello
05:33to my beautiful wife
05:34and maybe get a little hug
05:35from my daughter.
05:36Hey, Rebecca!
05:38Just stop, okay?
05:40We're divorced.
05:41We've been divorced for years.
05:43And you haven't changed
05:44one bit still.
05:45Such a fuckin' buzzkill.
05:50Hey, baby girl.
05:52I know that you missed
05:53your daddy.
05:54Right?
05:55You're okay.
06:01Just an ungrateful,
06:03spoiled little frickin' brat.
06:05Just like her mother, huh?
06:09Oh, now look at you two.
06:11Only a couple years divorced
06:12and you're already shacking it up
06:13at the local handyman.
06:15God, your standards
06:16have really hit rock bottom, huh?
06:18Carl is my employee.
06:20Nothing more.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Besides, I told you
06:22a million times
06:22I'm not paying
06:23your gambling debts.
06:24Now, I know you've got
06:25a little stash of money in it.
06:27That's why you gave up
06:28on the Alamo.
06:29So just do the right
06:30fuckin' thing
06:31and give me my share.
06:32No, actually,
06:33I didn't take your money
06:33because I don't want
06:34a piece of shit
06:35like you near my daughter.
06:36Well, then just pay up!
06:38Or I'll just show up
06:39here every day.
06:40Hell, maybe call in
06:41for a few safety violations,
06:42get the cops breathing
06:43down your neck
06:44and we'll see how long
06:44you last in this business.
06:45Probably not very fuckin' long.
06:47You're not getting
06:48a cent from me.
06:49All right, well...
06:51Hey, Rebecca, honey.
06:51How about Daddy comes
06:53and picks you up
06:54from school every day now
06:55so we can get
06:55a lot more
06:56father-daughter bonding time,
06:57all right?
07:00Touch my daughter
07:01and see what happens.
07:03Woo-wee, Janey baby!
07:05Looks like you got
07:06some boldness to you now.
07:08What are you gonna do?
07:09Shoot me in front
07:10of your baby girl here?
07:11You love me.
07:13Janey,
07:15put the gun down.
07:16It's what he wants.
07:16Don't let him get to you.
07:17Mom, Janey,
07:19you know I'm a B-class
07:20sharpshooter, I mean.
07:21I can see by the look
07:22in your eyes right now
07:24that you're not gonna
07:25pull that trigger.
07:26You sure about those odds?
07:27Well,
07:35I am a betting man.
07:40Mommy!
07:41James!
07:41Hey, Daddy.
07:42Now, you fucking move,
07:43all right?
07:44You stay right there.
07:46Mommy!
07:47Now listen, baby girl.
07:48Tell Daddy
07:49where the stash
07:50of money is.
07:51Mom, I don't know.
07:52Well, then Daddy
07:53will give you a little push.
07:54I want you to think
07:55very clearly now,
07:56all right?
07:56No, I'm my mommy!
07:58Then just tell me
07:59where the money is,
08:01sweetheart.
08:02Mommy!
08:03Was he aiming for the trigger?
08:21I mean, the precision.
08:23Hey, you're okay.
08:34I got you.
08:35What, you just tried
08:45to fucking shoot me?
08:46Well,
08:47well, I got news for you, pal.
08:49I fucking missed.
08:50If I was trying to shoot you,
08:52you'd be dead.
08:53You think you'd scare me?
08:55Everybody here knows
08:56that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
08:58You don't scare me at all.
09:00What's it gonna take
09:00for you to leave?
09:01Let's do this
09:02the old school way.
09:03See this gun?
09:05I challenge you
09:06to an assembly contest.
09:07First one to disassemble
09:09and reassemble this gun
09:10and shoot first wins.
09:12If you win,
09:13I'll leave.
09:13If I win,
09:14then you cut off that finger
09:16that you just used
09:17to pull the trigger.
09:17Deal.
09:18No, Carl,
09:19you can't.
09:20He's professionally trained.
09:21Well, then, baby,
09:22just fork over the money, Jamie.
09:24That's all you gotta do.
09:26It's okay, Mommy.
09:27Carl's got this.
09:36Rules are simple.
09:38Disassemble.
09:40Then reassemble.
09:42First to fire wings.
09:49On your mark.
09:51Get set.
09:55Go.
10:08Falling behind already, huh?
10:09Shit.
10:16Shit.
10:16You're mad.
10:36Genius.
10:36What are you telling me? That gun's loaded?
10:39He lost.
10:40That's impossible, all right?
10:41I'm a B-class sharpshooter, and you're a fucking handyman.
10:44You're telling me...
10:45I know that move.
10:52My dad taught me that trick.
10:54Why does he know it?
10:57Carl, you're so cool. You're my hero.
11:00You don't want to be sick of your shit, you little brat.
11:02Don't give me your...
11:03Oh, shit.
11:09This ain't over yet, you know that?
11:13Hey, hey, listen to me very carefully.
11:18You touch them again, and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
11:22Over and over until you beg me to end it.
11:27Don't want me to step closer to them ever again? Fine, I won't fucking come near them again.
11:32Fuck away from me.
11:33Fuck away from me.
11:43Hey, are you hurt?
11:45Carl, you're awesome!
11:48My gosh, I...
11:49I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
11:53You're leaving.
11:55Oh, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's okay.
11:58I'll get you a bandage.
12:04Hey, baby, why don't you go inside while Carl helps Mommy, okay?
12:07Okay.
12:08Okay, I love you.
12:09I love you.
12:10I love you.
12:10It's not so bad.
12:25It's good.
12:26Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
12:38It's just that...
12:43Jane, Mr. Redford's pulling up.
12:45The Chris Redford, coach of the natural shooting team.
12:48Come on, Cap.
12:49Now's your shot to impress him?
12:50This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
12:52He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only 100 people in the world on his level.
12:56Can you imagine being that good?
12:58Is always someone better.
13:00Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the king of guns.
13:04He's the best in the world.
13:05There's no competition.
13:06Do your best today.
13:08Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
13:10Chris Redford, that second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
13:14He's coaching the national shooting team?
13:16Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
13:21Today is huge for us.
13:22If Mr. Redford can't embarrass us, we'll be golden.
13:25So stick around?
13:26In case?
13:27In case of what?
13:28Miss Lewis or Jane?
13:29I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
13:32Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge.
13:36I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
13:37Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
13:42Let's leave it to the professionals.
13:43Just stop being condescending, okay?
13:46Carl's one of us.
13:47And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
13:50All right, go get ready.
13:51I'm going to go show Coach Redford around.
13:53Just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us.
13:56A game.
14:01Know your place, handyman.
14:02Don't even think about making a scene.
14:04Keep your head on straight if you want to shoot straight.
14:07I'm a pro.
14:08I don't need tips from a handyman.
14:09Stay in your lane.
14:10You think you know more than our captain?
14:12You haven't even taken a shot around here.
14:13A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
14:20You better not mess it up.
14:21This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
14:34He's the best shot we got.
14:38Watch him learn, handyman.
14:39He's the best shot we got.
15:09Not bad.
15:17Good shot.
15:18Great accuracy.
15:19Yeah, dimes all around.
15:20You really are our best.
15:22I'm a professional.
15:23Unlike someone who probably can't hit the target.
15:26Captain, show him who's boss.
15:28Yeah.
15:29Watch and learn, loser.
15:30You're up, handyman.
15:40Fix this piece of junk.
15:42Go on, handyman.
15:43It's your time to shine.
15:45Shine?
15:46Look at how dirty his hands are.
15:48All he's shining are guns these days.
15:49Isn't Carl the coolest?
16:01Sure.
16:02If you're six.
16:06So quickly?
16:07No, there's no way you can fix anything.
16:10And where's the scope?
16:11Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
16:14Hey, it'll jam again soon.
16:15Give it three shots.
16:17Pops.
16:18Hey, Carl.
16:19Maybe just, like, double-check it one more time.
16:21I don't want it feeling right now.
16:23Why don't you take a few shots first?
16:25Get past three, and I'll take it.
16:27You're not going to embarrass me.
16:35What?
16:35No scope?
16:37I want you to get 50 meters?
16:38You think you hit anything?
16:40At this range?
16:57What the fuck?
17:04Did you see the bullseye?
17:07Whoa.
17:20There.
17:21No jams.
17:23Lucky shot.
17:24I mean, you whipped the last three anyway.
17:27His stance and posture, I mean, he's definitely been professionally trained.
17:31He's been here for a whole year now.
17:33How come I never noticed?
17:36Was that really just a lucky shot?
17:39God, how dare you waste bullets?
17:41And Mr. Redford's precious time.
17:43Mr. Redford, he's just a handyman helping at the range.
17:45I mean, we'd never make a mistake like this.
17:50Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
17:53But hey, guess that's all you can afford.
17:57Oh, Mr. Redford, what a shame.
18:02He came all this way for a circus actor.
18:05Is this really the best your shooting club has to offer, niece?
18:13You're not welcome here, Matthew.
18:15Wow, Jane, you've really turned this place into a dump.
18:21If my brother Lewis were still around, he'd be disappointed.
18:26My father was a fucking hero.
18:28If you keep his name out of your mouth, what are you doing here?
18:32I'm here to honor my poor brother, the fallen hero, and to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth.
18:42I'm not selling it, so you can just go.
18:44I'm not the one that's going to be leaving.
18:45Hey, this is the loan your father took to build this shooting range, putting the land up as collateral.
18:55You've been making all the minimum payments for the years, but the interest just keeps going up.
19:01Well, that's none of your business.
19:04I bought out the bank that financed you, which makes me your new creditor.
19:10You fucking asshole.
19:12This place was my father's pride and joy, and I would go bankrupt before selling it to you.
19:16One word from me, and this plot of land will be up for auction.
19:22This range will be mine.
19:25You and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost.
19:30Matthew, I mean, how can you do this to us?
19:32You know how hard my father won to get...
19:33Oh, come on!
19:34Don't say your uncle never gave you a shot.
19:37With Coach Redford here, what do you say we settle this with a little contest?
19:43What do you want?
19:44You win, the range is yours to keep.
19:47I'll even fund a renovation.
19:49You lose, the shooting range is mine forever.
19:59Deal.
20:01Then it's settled.
20:03If we lose, aren't we going to get kicked out?
20:06Don't worry, sweetie.
20:08It's not going to happen.
20:10Don't back down now, Jane.
20:11Mr. Redford, as coach of the national team, we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest.
20:25Don't worry, Mommy.
20:26We've got Carl.
20:29It just slows down.
20:30Oh, shit.
20:49Let's make this a best of three.
20:52First round is trap shooting.
20:53Fifteen clay pigeons total.
20:55Any weapon of your choosing will provide fifteen bullets.
20:58First person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins.
21:03Oh-ho!
21:04We got the first round in the bet!
21:07Captain Alex here once held the state record for trap shooting.
21:10Shit.
21:11That's Nate Foster.
21:12He's a B-class sharpshooter.
21:14He's just a cowboy.
21:15What's the big deal?
21:17Jane, leave this first round up to me.
21:18Yeah.
21:19You'll definitely win this.
21:20Okay, guys.
21:21Even though he's only a B-class sharpshooter, he's beaten A-class gunman in clay pigeon shooting twice.
21:26Two A-class shooters?
21:28He has a specialty, and it's trap shooting.
21:36Maybe we can use him to test the waters.
21:40Round one.
21:41Carl, you're up.
21:42What?
21:42Andy, man, he's ended on the team.
21:49Shouldn't we be sending our captain out there?
21:51Jane, he's good at polishing guns, not shooting them.
21:54Come on.
21:55Everything's on the line here.
21:56He's probably going to freak out in his pants or something.
21:59Jane, are you serious?
22:01Sending a worthless nobody?
22:03What, you got nothing but losers on your team?
22:05Nate was just my warm-up.
22:09I haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve.
22:12Nate Foster is just a warm-up.
22:14He's better than some A-class shooters.
22:16Don't you get it?
22:17When that nobody loses, Jane will say it because her guy's just a handyman.
22:22She's already looking for excuses.
22:24Good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground.
22:32Will you shoot for us?
22:35Jane, let me do this.
22:38Look, we need to be careful.
22:40See what Nate's level is, so just stop complaining.
22:43And watch his every move.
22:44Oh, that's her plan.
22:47Jane thinks I'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy.
22:50That loser really thinks Jane believes in him.
22:53Hi.
22:54I didn't waste my time.
22:56All right.
22:57Y'all really sending that handyman?
22:59Hey, handyman, not everyone gets a chance to lose to a B-class sharpshooter.
23:03Consider it an honor.
23:04Maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are.
23:07He's just a gun-polishing grunt.
23:10Does he really think he's got a hotshot?
23:11Jane, are you sure that your opponent is a B-class shooter?
23:16I've made my choice.
23:18All right.
23:19Contestants, choose your weapon.
23:21He's actually going up there.
23:24I can't tell if he's brave or just stupid.
23:26I didn't come here to pick on something to me.
23:37Especially grunt like you, not even fit enough to polish my guns.
23:42So you go ahead, princess.
23:43You can pick first.
23:44What?
23:54The shotgun is sitting right there, and he's picking handguns?
23:58Probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
24:00That loser is about to embarrass us all.
24:03Especially your mommy.
24:04Oh, no.
24:07Was I wrong to choose him?
24:09Nice!
24:10I thought this was going to be a boring snooze fest.
24:13Luckily, you brought us a clown to keep us laughing.
24:18Girl, what's going on in that head of yours?
24:21Say it ain't so.
24:22I'm really not going to pick that shotgun there, huh?
24:25Too loud for the fragile ears' ears?
24:27Ah, for something this easy, shotgun's overkill.
24:34Both.
24:35Don't say I didn't warn you.
24:36You look here.
24:37I'm Don and I.
24:38Imagine how ugly it'd be if I had both, huh?
24:43Nate Foster.
24:45Load and make ready.
24:56And that was Nate Foster.
25:1315 out of 15.
25:15Just under 20 seconds.
25:1715 in 20 seconds?
25:19Didn't he forget that bullet?
25:21No.
25:22He did it on purpose.
25:24He even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot.
25:27And he's a B-class shooter?
25:28No way.
25:29That's an A-class performance if I've ever seen one.
25:31No, he's doing it to mess with Carl.
25:33He's trying to, like, frazzle him.
25:35Either way, Carl doesn't stand a fucking chance.
25:37There.
25:39A souvenir for you to remember by...
25:41Something to remember the day you got destroyed.
25:44Or better yet,
25:45blow your brains out
25:47after you're drowning in shame, huh?
25:53Carl, you're up.
25:56Nate Foster is on another level.
26:04At this point,
26:06all he can do is save himself the embarrassment.
26:08No, no, no.
26:09Let him try.
26:10Can't wait to see him shift the back.
26:12Then I fell high and mighty for way too long.
26:14About time so he'll cut you down to size.
26:16James about to see you for what you really are,
26:18a worthless handyman.
26:20Not too late to switch guns there, partner.
26:21I'll even turn upon die.
26:24James, just tell Carl to support him.
26:25He's done enough already.
26:26I'll put the team in my back.
26:27We'll win the next round.
26:28Maybe I'm asking too much of him.
26:31Carl can do it.
26:32I believe in him.
26:38Would you look at that?
26:39He has a little fan.
26:41Mommy should have taught you to
26:43not trust bad men.
26:46Carl wouldn't lie to me.
26:48He's not a bad man.
26:50You are.
26:51You are.
26:5117.
26:57What's that supposed to make?
27:13Look.
27:14This loser's out of his mind.
27:16Ha!
27:16What's he covering his eyes for?
27:21What's he covering his eyes for?
27:31What, too much of a whip to watch himself fail?
27:33Shit, he got to cover his tears.
27:35Fucking cry, baby.
27:36He's just being petty.
27:38Nate did it with one eye,
27:39so he's got to do it with zero.
27:40That way, if he gets lucky and hits a few,
27:42he can keep up with this pathetic little act.
27:44Exactly.
27:44If he loses,
27:45he can just blame it on not being able to see.
27:47He's got a perfect excuse.
27:48Maybe he's not as dumb as he looks.
27:50He's got it all planned out.
27:56He hit it.
28:0815 out of 15 in 17 seconds.
28:11What the fuck did I just see?
28:1617 seconds?
28:17That's what he wrote down there on the ground.
28:19He predicted his own score.
28:20And he did it blindfolded.
28:23How'd he do that?
28:24Did he do it by ear?
28:27Who is this guy?
28:29And the round one winner is Carl.
28:3117 seconds, just like you asked.
28:41I knew you could do it!
28:42You can do it in 17 seconds.
28:49Oh my God.
28:51Carl, you actually did it.
28:52Big Wolf, he sets the tracks here.
28:55He knows the exact path those pigeons take.
28:57I mean, how hard could it be to memorize trajectory and timing?
29:00Yeah.
29:01He just went with a cheap trick, not actual skill.
29:05What the fuck was that just now, huh?
29:07I spent a damn fortune to hire you.
29:09Sure, sure.
29:10Easy.
29:10How did I know that the handyman was going to be a damn crap shot?
29:13All right, hey, how'd you do that?
29:15Save your excuses, all right?
29:16Go back to your fucking ranch and shovel horse shit.
29:19All right, I'm done playing nice.
29:24Time for the big guns.
29:33Ms. Fisher, it is an honor.
29:38I'll be damned.
29:40Ain't that the Black Widom?
29:42Rachel Fisher, right?
29:43Sure looks like it.
29:45I heard she shot her first and second husband's dead.
29:47Inherited their fortunes and still got a huge insurance pay off the loop.
29:50Holy shit.
29:52How'd she get away with that?
29:53In most cases, we're ruled self-defense.
29:55Justifiable homicide.
29:57Lord knows how she managed to swing that.
30:00So, anyone want to play?
30:07Now that the stakes have been raised,
30:09it's time to get the captain on out there.
30:11Hear that?
30:12Our captain's going to win with pure talent,
30:14not some overplayed carnival trick.
30:18Drew Marksman doesn't rely on flashy stunts like shooting blindfolded.
30:22It's all about keeping a calm heart and a steady hand.
30:25Take notes, bud.
30:26That's how the real sharpshooters do it.
30:33Damn, girl.
30:35She can't handle a rifle with a body like that.
30:39Wouldn't you like to know?
30:40Do you even know who you're up against, man?
30:43Trust me.
30:45I'm not like those two ex-husbands of hers.
30:48This little fempe-tow gimmick ain't gonna work on me.
30:52Really?
30:53Then what if I told you
30:55she's the secret partner of the King of Guns?
31:03Since when did I have a partner?
31:06The King of Guns has a partner?
31:08A woman?
31:08Wait, Matthew.
31:10Did she really train with the King of Guns?
31:13Of course she did.
31:14She just about mastered everything he's capable of.
31:17Which means,
31:18soon,
31:19the King of Guns title
31:21will be hers.
31:23Jane,
31:24do you think Matthew's bluffing?
31:26Matthew's a big-time arms dealer.
31:28I mean,
31:28he has Pentagon contracts
31:29and ties to the black market,
31:31but even he wouldn't throw around
31:32the King of Guns name recklessly,
31:34I don't think.
31:35So you're saying it's true?
31:36To what?
31:37She's still just a chick.
31:39Hey, watch yourself.
31:40It is an honor to have the King of Guns
31:42ace partner at our shooting range, okay?
31:46Miss Fisher,
31:47welcome to my gun range.
31:49Now that you know who I am,
31:50don't waste my time.
31:53Forfeit.
31:54One of the King of Guns
31:58trademark moves
31:59is hitting targets
32:00that are blocked by obstacles.
32:01No one's ever figured out
32:03how he's pulled it off.
32:04Can you do this?
32:08Dumb urban legend.
32:09How the hell do you hit a target
32:11blocked by an obstacle?
32:12I could show you,
32:14but I don't think this crowd
32:16is ready for such an entertaining show.
32:18Well, suit yourself.
32:19But if you really are the ace partner
32:21of the King of Guns,
32:22you're going to have to prove it.
32:24For round two,
32:26it'll come down to one shot.
32:28The challenge for round two
32:29is to hit that target
32:31over 500 feet away.
32:33Any weapon of your choosing.
32:34No scope,
32:36no sights.
32:37Highest score wins.
32:38I mean, that's basically a toss-up.
32:41How?
32:41Is it even possible
32:42to hit that target from here?
32:44They get one chance
32:45to shoot without a sight.
32:46From this far out,
32:48forget a bullseye.
32:49There are eight-class sharpshooters
32:52who couldn't get anywhere near that.
32:55Looks like you want to see
32:56the King of Guns signature shot.
32:58There's only two ways
32:59to hit the bullseye.
33:00Number one,
33:01choose a high-caliber rifle
33:03that's so strong
33:04it'll punch through the tires
33:05and hit the bullseye.
33:07And number two
33:07is the King of Guns signature shot.
33:10Well, if you're lucky,
33:11maybe I'll go with number two.
33:12The last person who said that to me
33:15got a bullet to the head.
33:20Well, ladies first.
33:23Hey, don't underestimate her.
33:24I mean,
33:25you can't afford to lose right now.
33:26Come on, look at her.
33:28She's gonna snap from the recoil.
33:30If I just hit the target,
33:31we'll be golden.
33:38Men.
33:38always thinking
33:41with their other head.
33:58What the fuck?
34:00She hit it?
34:02Looks like she really did learn
34:03from the King of Guns.
34:04Holy smokes!
34:05She actually did it.
34:07The bullet ricocheted
34:07in the perfect spot.
34:08I mean,
34:09that's not luck.
34:10Any error in angle or velocity,
34:12she would have missed it.
34:13I mean,
34:13that's insane.
34:14I can't believe
34:15I just saw the King of Guns
34:16trick shot in person.
34:18I thought it was a myth.
34:20It's a shame.
34:21I really thought
34:21she might be the one
34:22to figure out
34:23my signature shot.
34:26Captain,
34:27do we still have a shot?
34:31I could be a good sport
34:32to let y'all have a chance,
34:34but we all know
34:36who's gonna win.
34:38Nobody else on this ranch
34:42can hit that target.
34:43We should just forfeit.
34:45Look,
34:45you're the best shot in town.
34:46If you're gonna go down,
34:47at least go down swinging.
34:48Don't you get it?
34:50This is fucking impossible.
34:51If I used a high caliber rifle
34:53to pierce the tire,
34:54the accuracy
34:54would still be way off.
34:55I'd be lucky
34:56if it'd land a nine.
34:57If you're going to forfeit,
34:58just do it already.
34:59I've got a full body
35:00spot session to go to.
35:01Really?
35:03None of you stand a chance
35:05against the Black Widow.
35:06Face the facts, Jane.
35:08There's no point
35:09in even trying now.
35:12Just sign the paper
35:13and hand the range
35:14over to me.
35:15Guys,
35:15the range is done for.
35:17We should see
35:17if Matthew will take us in.
35:18Hey, man,
35:19watch what you're saying.
35:20Jane's standing right here.
35:21She's about to get kicked out.
35:23If we want to save
35:23our own skins,
35:24we have to side
35:25with the winning team.
35:25Katie tried to hold
35:33on to Granda's gun range
35:34as long as I could.
35:36I guess fate
35:36had a different plan.
35:38Carl,
35:39you should probably
35:40go with him too.
35:41Matthew might let you
35:41keep your job.
35:43No!
35:44Mommy!
35:45You know how that lady
35:46said she's the
35:47lady's partner
35:48to the King of Guns?
35:50Well,
35:50I think I know
35:51who the King of Guns is.
35:53It's him!
35:54Oh.
35:55Don't be silly.
35:58Why would the King of Guns
35:59be working at our gun range?
36:01But I just know
36:02it's Carl!
36:06Don't give up yet.
36:08Stop and take him
36:08and shine.
36:14Him again?
36:17There's got to be more
36:18to this guy
36:18that meets the eye.
36:21Oh, wow!
36:22Look at you,
36:23Mr. Handyman.
36:25You're going to beat me
36:25with that little pistol?
36:29That's the plan.
36:30Can you even see
36:31the target?
36:32We hit a 10!
36:34Oh, you think
36:34you can pierce
36:35those tires
36:36and hit that bullseye
36:37with a 9mm caliber bullet?
36:40Mr. Valentine,
36:40this handyman
36:41is always strutting around
36:42like he's some bigwig.
36:43Yeah, he does
36:44a couple flashy tricks,
36:45but that's it.
36:46If Jane hadn't given
36:47a job here out of pity,
36:48he'd be rotting
36:49on the streets.
36:49Yeah, he won that last round
36:51with a stupid trick.
36:52Say, anyone see
36:53how nice he's been
36:54to Rebecca.
36:55I bet it's because
36:55he's trying to
36:56hit on her mom.
36:57That's enough!
36:58Leave him alone!
37:11Something's not right here.
37:12Holy mother of God.
37:26He must have shot
37:27the last three bullets
37:28through the first bullet hole.
37:33For this hero
37:34to come save the day.
37:36Time to watch this clown
37:38make an absolute fool
37:40of himself.
37:41Hey, someone record this.
37:42This is going to make
37:43an amazing blooper reel.
37:45What an idiot.
37:47Carl, I don't...
37:49No!
37:50Mommy, you have to trust Carl.
37:53He's the king of guns.
38:01That is the funniest thing
38:03I have ever heard.
38:04If he's the king of guns,
38:05then I'm the second coming
38:07of Christ.
38:08Wait, Becca, honey.
38:09You're being silly.
38:10King of guns?
38:12Kiddo,
38:13you might want to
38:13close your eyes.
38:14Your idol's about to go
38:15from hero to zero
38:16real quick.
38:18Is he really going
38:19through with this?
38:20What a fucking weirdo.
38:22Seriously,
38:22he's just dragging us out
38:24and wasting all our
38:25damn time.
38:25The Black Widow
38:26personally mentored
38:27with the king of guns.
38:29This fool might as well be
38:30shooting from across
38:31the Pacific Ocean.
38:32This will be good.
38:35I believe in you, Carl.
38:41Contestant two,
38:42make ready.
38:47Pay attention.
38:48You're only going to see
38:49this once.
38:50What you did,
38:50that wasn't the king of guns
38:51signature shot.
38:53This is.
38:54This is.
38:54This is.
38:56What in God's name?
39:17That's impossible.
39:19The extreme momentum
39:19and spin made that
39:20bully curve.
39:21This,
39:22this is the real deal.
39:23A legendary shot like that
39:25could only be made
39:25by the king of guns.
39:27And all that you were
39:28saying earlier was wrong.
39:29He hit every bullseye
39:31every single time
39:32so perfectly
39:33that the other three shots
39:34went right through
39:35the same hole.
39:37Didn't even leave a mark.
39:39A move like that.
39:42Could it be?
39:44Are you?
39:46Now that composure,
39:48the skill,
39:49this man right here,
39:50he's the real king of guns.
39:52Yay,
39:52I knew it!
39:54Carl's the king of guns!
39:55No,
39:55it has to be.
39:56This is the king of guns.
39:58The round two winner
39:59is Carl,
40:00the king of guns.
40:01He's the real king of guns?
40:03Hold on.
40:05I just embarrassed myself
40:06in front of the goat.
40:10Guns has returned.
40:11I finally found him.
40:12What would the king of guns
40:14be doing here
40:14of all places?
40:15I never would have thought
40:16that that was him.
40:18He was just some handyman
40:19a second ago.
40:20What if this is just
40:21one of his dirty tricks?
40:22No,
40:23but who else
40:24besides the king of guns
40:25could curb a bullet?
40:28I'm so sorry,
40:29sir.
40:29I had no idea
40:30you were the real king of guns.
40:32I should have never claimed
40:33to be your partner.
40:34All I've dreamed of
40:35is training under you.
40:36I'll do anything.
40:38That disgusting bitch.
40:39How dare she use
40:40his reputation
40:41for her own personal game?
40:42Useless fraud!
40:47I can't believe
40:47I fell for your lies!
40:49Mark my words,
40:50you will pay the price.
40:52Mr. King of Guns,
40:53I have been looking
40:54for you for ages.
40:58I'm not
40:59the king of guns.
41:00You're not?
41:02Then how the hell
41:02did you do that?
41:04It's a lucky shot,
41:05I guess.
41:05Hey, you.
41:06Uh, sir.
41:06Uh,
41:07Mr. King of Guns,
41:08please work with me.
41:10I'll agree to
41:11whatever terms you set.
41:13I told you,
41:14I'm not the king of guns.
41:16You won both rounds,
41:17it's time for you to leave.
41:19Yes.
41:19Yes, yes, of course.
41:20Um,
41:21call me anytime.
41:23And as we agree,
41:25I will never
41:25touch this range.
41:39So you and my dad
41:44were army buddies,
41:45huh?
41:46And, uh,
41:46you're saying that
41:47he died
41:48because of you?
41:53True.
41:54If I had listened to him,
41:55our position
41:56might not have been exposed.
41:57Why are you telling me
41:59this now?
42:00Do you expect me
42:01to be, like,
42:01grateful for everything
42:03you've done around here
42:03since you died?
42:04Or are you asking
42:06for, I don't know,
42:07like, forgiveness?
42:07I just thought that
42:09you should know the truth.
42:10Oh, the truth?
42:14Well, the truth
42:15is that my dad
42:17died saving you.
42:20Look at you,
42:21fighting from your
42:22whole, like,
42:23king of guns identity,
42:25wasting away
42:26at my gun range.
42:28Are you just helping me
42:29to make yourself
42:29feel, like,
42:30less guilty
42:31to try and fulfill
42:31some sort of, like,
42:32sick, twisted
42:33savior complex?
42:34I'm sure you're not.
42:35I'm sorry.
42:36No, I'm apologizing.
42:37Is it going to
42:37bring him back?
42:38I could choose.
42:40It would be me
42:41instead of him.
42:42Do you really think
42:44that saying that
42:45is going to make me
42:45feel any better?
42:47Carl, my dad is dead
42:48and nothing
42:49you can do
42:50is going to change that.
42:51Jane, Jane,
42:52listen to me.
42:53I know I'm not him.
42:55He's a better man
42:56than I will ever be.
42:57But supporting you
42:58and Rebecca
42:58protecting the shooting range,
42:59it is everything to me.
43:01It's what Lou is wanting.
43:02Oh, just shut up!
43:04Don't fucking talk!
43:05Hey, okay, fine.
43:06I'm sorry.
43:11I never want to see you again.
43:24So, what's next
43:25now that your last mission's over?
43:27spend my entire life
43:31in this...