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king of guns
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00:00:00I got eyes on target.
00:00:15What?
00:00:16The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:00:21That's too far.
00:00:23Let's abort.
00:00:24I'll make the shot.
00:00:26Wind's light.
00:00:26I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MOA by 0.7.
00:00:30Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:00:32You only get one shot.
00:00:33Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:00:37One shot, one kill.
00:00:54Holy mother of God.
00:00:55You made it.
00:00:574,000 meters.
00:00:59You just set a new world record, man.
00:01:01I don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:01:04K.O.G.
00:01:06You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:01:10So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:01:14I don't know.
00:01:16Spent my entire life in the service.
00:01:18Once this uniform comes off,
00:01:20I just want to get back to my gun range,
00:01:22my daughter,
00:01:23my grandkid.
00:01:25Just make it for all the time that we got lost.
00:01:29Don't worry.
00:01:30I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:01:35Carl!
00:01:36Don't worry.
00:01:39Today, we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy.
00:02:09He saved countless lives and struck fear in our enemies.
00:02:15He now holds the record for the longest-confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of
00:02:23Guns.
00:02:28And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:02:41But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:02:45This is his first public appearance.
00:02:48Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:02:53All they talk about are the records I've broken, but no one remembers you.
00:03:04The man who died to make it happen.
00:03:20I'm done, Louis.
00:03:22I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:03:27From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:03:31You can rest in peace.
00:03:35Breaking news.
00:03:36Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:03:42Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:03:55Not today, kiddo.
00:03:57I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:03:59I inspected the new guns.
00:04:01The checklist is on your desk.
00:04:03Thanks.
00:04:04Great work, Carl.
00:04:05What the hell?
00:04:18Fucking shit!
00:04:19Why is my ex-husband here?
00:04:24Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:04:32Benny, what are you doing here?
00:04:34What?
00:04:35Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife?
00:04:37And maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:04:39Hey, Rebecca!
00:04:42Just stop, okay?
00:04:43We're divorced.
00:04:44We've been divorced for years.
00:04:46Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:04:48Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:04:54Hey, baby girl.
00:04:55I know that you missed your daddy, right?
00:04:58You're okay.
00:05:02Just an ungrateful, spoiled, little frickin' brat.
00:05:08Just like her mother, huh?
00:05:13And look at you two.
00:05:14Only a couple years divorced, and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
00:05:18God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:05:21Carl is my employee, nothing more.
00:05:23Yeah.
00:05:24Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:05:27Now, I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
00:05:30That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:05:32So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:05:35No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:05:38Well, then just pay up!
00:05:40Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:05:42Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck, and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:05:48It's probably not very fucking long.
00:05:50You're not getting a cent from me.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:53Well, hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:05:55How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now so that we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, all right?
00:06:03Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:06:07Woo-wee, Janie baby.
00:06:09Looks like you got some baldness to you now.
00:06:11What are you gonna do?
00:06:12Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:06:14Mommy.
00:06:16Jane, put the gun down.
00:06:19That's what he wants.
00:06:20Don't let him get to you.
00:06:21Come on, Janie.
00:06:22You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:06:24I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:06:30You sure about those odds?
00:06:38Well, I am a betting man.
00:06:43Mommy!
00:06:44Jane!
00:06:45Hey, Dad!
00:06:46Don't you fucking move, all right?
00:06:47You stay right there.
00:06:49Mommy!
00:06:50Now listen, baby girl.
00:06:51Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:06:54I don't know.
00:06:55Well, then daddy will give you a little push.
00:06:57I want you to think very clearly now, all right?
00:06:59Don't hurt my mommy!
00:07:01Mommy!
00:07:02Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:07:10Mommy!
00:07:11Don't hurt me again.
00:07:12You okay.
00:07:17I can't wait.
00:07:18We're gonna run the box back off.
00:07:20I'll start him right now.
00:07:21I'm here.
00:07:22Don't hurt him.
00:07:23You're okay.
00:07:25You're okay.
00:07:26The precision.
00:07:33Hey. Come on.
00:07:35You're okay.
00:07:37Hey, you're okay. I got you.
00:07:48What? You just try to fucking shoot me?
00:07:50Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:07:53You fucking missed.
00:07:54If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:07:57You think you scare me?
00:07:58Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:08:01You don't scare me at all.
00:08:03What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:08:05Let's do this the old school way.
00:08:07See this gun?
00:08:08I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:08:11First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:08:15If you win, I'll leave.
00:08:17If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:08:21Deal.
00:08:22No, Carl, you can't. He's professionally trained.
00:08:25Well then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie. That's all you gotta do.
00:08:29It's okay, Mommy. Carl's got this.
00:08:32Rules are simple. Disassemble. Then reassemble. First to fire wins.
00:08:47On your mark. Get set. Go.
00:08:59Go.
00:09:12Falling behind already, huh?
00:09:20Shit.
00:09:21You're a mag, genius.
00:09:28What are you telling me? That gun's loaded?
00:09:30You lost.
00:09:31That's impossible, all right? I'm a B-class sharpshooter, and you're a fucking handyman. You're telling me...
00:09:46I know that move. My dad taught me that trick. Why does he know it?
00:10:01Carl, you're so cool. You're my hero.
00:10:04You know what? I'm sick of your shit, you little brat.
00:10:06Don't you even...
00:10:08Oh, shit.
00:10:10Oh, this ain't over yet, you know that?
00:10:15Hey. Hey, listen to me very carefully. You touch them again, and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:10:26Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:10:31You don't want me to step close to him ever again? Fine. I won't fucking come near him again.
00:10:36Fuck away from me, you fucking freak.
00:10:39Hey, are you hurt?
00:10:49Carl, you're awesome!
00:10:52My gosh, I... I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:10:57You're bleeding.
00:10:59Oh, no, I'm... I'm fine, seriously. It's okay.
00:11:03I'll get you a bandage.
00:11:08Hey, baby, why don't you go inside while Carl helps mommy, okay?
00:11:12Okay.
00:11:13Okay, I love you.
00:11:14I love you!
00:11:15I love you.
00:11:16It's not so bad.
00:11:30Good.
00:11:38Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
00:11:46It's just that...
00:11:47Jane.
00:11:48Mr. Redford's pulling up. The Chris Redford, coach of the natural shooting team.
00:11:52Come on, Cap. Now's your shot to impress him.
00:11:54This is Chris Redford we're talking about here. He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level. Can you imagine being that good?
00:12:02There's always someone better. Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the king of guns. He's the best in the world. There's no competition. Do your best today. Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:12:14Chris Redford? That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty? He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:12:23Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet. Look, today is huge for us. If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden. So stick around? In case?
00:12:31In case of what? This loser? Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:12:36Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge. I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
00:12:42Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it. Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:12:48Just stop being condescending, okay? Carl's one of us. And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:12:54All right, go get ready. I'm gonna go show Coach Redford around. And just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us. A game.
00:13:06Know your place, handyman. Don't even think about making a scene.
00:13:09Keep your head on straight if you want to shoot straight.
00:13:11I'm a pro. I don't need tips from a handyman. Stay in your lane.
00:13:14You think you know more than our captain? You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:13:18A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:13:24You better not mess it up.
00:13:26This is Alex, captain of our shooting club. He's the best shot we got.
00:13:41Watch and learn, handyman.
00:13:44Good and learn, handyman.
00:13:45Good and learn, handyman.
00:13:46Good and learn, handyman.
00:13:51And we...
00:13:52You're not ready, he's a bad guy.
00:13:53Have fun!
00:13:54I'm sorry.
00:13:55You're right, handyman.
00:13:56I'm sorry.
00:13:57Let's see if we want to get to the city.
00:13:58Let's go.
00:13:59Let's go.
00:14:00Let's go.
00:14:02Let's go.
00:14:04Not bad.
00:14:22Good shot.
00:14:23Great accuracy.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25Dines all around.
00:14:26You really are our best.
00:14:27I'm a professional.
00:14:28Unlike someone who probably can't even hit the target.
00:14:31Captain, show him who's boss.
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:34Watch and learn, loser.
00:14:44You're up, handyman.
00:14:45Fix this piece of junk.
00:14:47Go on, handyman.
00:14:48It's your time to shine.
00:14:50Shine?
00:14:51Look at how dirty his hands are.
00:14:53All he's shining are guns these days.
00:15:03Isn't Carl the coolest?
00:15:06Sure.
00:15:07If you're six.
00:15:11So quickly?
00:15:13No, there's no way you can fix anything.
00:15:15And where's the scope?
00:15:16Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
00:15:18Hey, it'll jam again soon.
00:15:20Give it three shots.
00:15:22Tops.
00:15:23Hey, uh, Carl, maybe just, like, double check it one more time.
00:15:26I don't want it failing right now.
00:15:28Why don't you take a few shots first?
00:15:30Get past three and I'll take it.
00:15:32You're not going to embarrass me.
00:15:40What?
00:15:41No scope?
00:15:42I want you to get 50 meters?
00:15:43You think you hit anything?
00:15:45At this range?
00:15:46I want you to get a little bit worse.
00:16:07What the fuck?
00:16:09You should have balls out.
00:16:12Raw.
00:16:16there no jams lucky shot i mean you whip the last three anyway his stance and posture i mean
00:16:34he's definitely been professionally trained he's been here for a whole year now i how come i never
00:16:40noticed was that really just a lucky shot god how dare you waste bullets and mr redford's precious
00:16:48time redford he's just a handyman helping at the range i mean we'd never make a mistake like this
00:16:52only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
00:17:02oh mr redford what a shame you came all this way for a circus act is this really the best your
00:17:13shooting club has to offer niece you're not welcome here matthew wow jane you've really turned this
00:17:25place into a dump my brother lewis were still around he'd be disappointed my father was a
00:17:32fucking hero you keep his name out of your mouth what are you doing here i'm here to honor my poor
00:17:40brother the fallen hero and to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth i'm not selling it
00:17:48so you can just go i'm not the one that's going to be leaving this is the loan your father took to
00:17:55build this shooting range putting the land up as collateral you've been making all the minimum
00:18:01payments for the years but the interest just keeps going up yeah well that's none of your business
00:18:09i bought out the bank and financed you which makes me your new creditor you fucking asshole
00:18:17this place was my father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt before selling it to you
00:18:22one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction this range will be mine you and
00:18:31your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost matthew i mean how can you do this to us you know how
00:18:38hard my father oh come on don't say your uncle never gave you a shot with coach redford here what do
00:18:45you say we settle this with a little contest what do you want you win the range is yours to keep
00:18:52i'll even fund a renovation you lose shooting range is mine forever
00:19:00deal then it's settled if we lose are we gonna get kicked out don't worry sweetie it's not gonna
00:19:15happen don't back down now jane mr redford as coach of the national team we'd be honored to have you
00:19:22judge our little contest don't worry mommy we've got carl it just slows down
00:19:36let's make this a best of three first round is trap shooting 15 clay pigeons total any weapon of
00:20:02your choosing will provide 15 bullets first person to hit the most targets in the least amount of
00:20:08time wins oh ho we got the first round in the bank captain alex here once held the state record for
00:20:15trap shooting oh shit that's nate foster he's a b-class sharpshooter he's just a cowboy what's the big
00:20:22deal jane leave this first round up to me yeah you'll definitely win this okay guys even though he's
00:20:28only a b-class sharpshooter he's beaten a class gunman in clay pigeon shooting twice two a-class
00:20:33shooters he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
00:20:36maybe we can use him to test the waters
00:20:44round one carl you're up
00:20:48andy man he's not even on the team shouldn't we be sending our captain out there jane he's good at
00:20:58polishing guns not shooting them come on everything's on the line here he's probably gonna freak out and
00:21:04piss his pants or something jane are you serious sending a worthless nobody what you got nothing but
00:21:10losers on your team damn nate was just my warm-up i haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve
00:21:18nate foster is just a warm-up he's better than some a-class shooters don't you get it when that nobody
00:21:24loses jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman she's already looking for excuses
00:21:30good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground
00:21:35will you shoot for us
00:21:39jane let me do this look we need to be careful see what nate's level is so just stop complaining
00:21:48and watch his every move oh that's her plan jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up
00:21:55guy that loser really thinks jane believes in him ha i ain't here to waste my time all right
00:22:03y'all really sitting in that handyman hey handyman not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class
00:22:08sharpshooter consider it an honor maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are
00:22:14it's just a gun polishing grunt does he really think it's kind of hot shot jane are you sure
00:22:19i mean your opponent is a b-class shooter i've made my choice all right contestants choose your weapon
00:22:27he's actually going up there i can't tell if he's brave or just stupid
00:22:33i didn't come here to pick on something new especially grunt like you not even fit enough to
00:22:46polish my guns so you go ahead princess you can pick first
00:22:50what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns probably because he doesn't know
00:23:05how to use a shot that loser's about to embarrass us all especially your mommy oh no was i wrong to
00:23:14choose him nice i thought this was gonna be a boring snooze fest luckily you brought us a clown
00:23:22to keep us laughing
00:23:23girl what's going on in that head of yours say it ain't so i'm really not gonna pick that shotgun
00:23:30there huh too loud for them fragile ears ears yeah for something this easy shotgun's overkill
00:23:37oh don't say i didn't warn you look here i'm down an eye imagine how ugly it'd be if i had both
00:23:47huh nate foster blow to make ready
00:23:53and that was nate foster 15 out of 15
00:24:21just under 20 seconds 15 in 20 seconds didn't he forget that bullet no he did it on purpose
00:24:30and he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot
00:24:33and he's a b-class shooter no way that's an a-class performance if i've ever seen one
00:24:38no he's doing it to mess with carl he's trying to like brazzle him either way carl doesn't stand a
00:24:43fucking chance there a souvenir for you to remember you buy something to remember the day you got
00:24:49destroyed or better yet blow your brains out after you're drowning in shame huh
00:24:56carl you're up
00:25:02nate foster is on another level at this point all he can do is save himself the embarrassment
00:25:15no no no let him try can't wait to see him shift the bank been acting all high and mighty for way
00:25:21too long about time someone cut you down to size jane's about to see you for what you really are a
00:25:25worthless handyman not too late to switch guns there partner i even turn a blind eye jane just tell
00:25:32carl a fork and he's done enough already i'll put the team on my back we'll win the next round
00:25:35maybe i'm asking too much of him carl can do it i believe in him
00:25:41would you look at that he has a little fan mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men
00:25:52carl wouldn't lie to me he's not a bad man you are
00:25:5817. what's that supposed to mean
00:26:05look this loser's out of his mind
00:26:22ha what's he covering his eyes for
00:26:25what's he covering his eyes for what too much of a wimp to watch himself fail
00:26:41shit he gotta cover his tears fucking cry baby
00:26:44he's just being petty nate did it with one eye so he's got to do it with zero
00:26:47that way if he gets lucky it hits a few he can keep up this pathetic little act
00:26:51exactly if he loses he can just blame it on not being able to see
00:26:54it's the perfect excuse maybe he's not as dumb as he looks
00:26:58he's got it all planned out
00:27:00he hit it
00:27:0715 out of 15 in 17 seconds
00:27:19what the fuck did i just see
00:27:2317 seconds that's what he wrote down there in the ground
00:27:26he predicted his own score
00:27:28and he did it blindfolded
00:27:30how'd he do that
00:27:31did he do it by ear
00:27:33who is this guy
00:27:35and the round one winner is carl
00:27:3917 seconds just like you asked
00:27:49i knew you could do it you can do it in 17 seconds
00:27:53oh my god carl you actually did it
00:28:00big wolf he sets the traps here he knows the exact path those pigeons take i mean
00:28:05how hard could it be to memorize trajectory and timing
00:28:08yeah he just went with a cheap trick not actual skill
00:28:12what the fuck was that just now huh
00:28:15i spent a damn fortune to hire you
00:28:17sir sir he's how did i know that the handyman was going to be a damn crack shot
00:28:21all right hey how'd you do that
00:28:23save your excuses all right go back to your
00:28:24fucking ranch and shovel horse shit
00:28:26all right
00:28:29i'm done playing nice
00:28:31time for the big guns
00:28:33ms fisher
00:28:42it is an honor
00:28:44i'll be damned
00:28:47ain't that the black widow
00:28:49rachel fisher right
00:28:51sure looks like it
00:28:52i heard she shot her first and second husband's dead
00:28:55inherited their fortunes
00:28:56and still got a huge insurance payout to boot
00:28:58holy shit
00:29:00how'd she get away with that
00:29:01both cases were ruled self-defense
00:29:03justifiable homicide
00:29:04lord knows how she managed to swing that
00:29:07so anyone want to play
00:29:09all right
00:29:16now that the stakes have been raised
00:29:18it's time to get the captain on out there
00:29:20hear that
00:29:21our captain's gonna win with pure talent
00:29:23not some overplayed carnival trick
00:29:26true marksman doesn't rely on
00:29:28flashy stunts like shooting blindfolded
00:29:30it's all about keeping a calm heart and a steady hand
00:29:33take notes bud
00:29:35that's how the real sharpshooters do it
00:29:37damn girl
00:29:43she can handle a rifle with a body like that
00:29:46wouldn't you like to know
00:29:49do you even know who you're up against man
00:29:52trust me
00:29:53i'm not like those
00:29:55two ex-husbands of hers
00:29:57this little femme fatale gimmick
00:29:59ain't gonna work on me
00:30:00really
00:30:01then what if i told you
00:30:04she's the secret partner of the king of guns
00:30:07since when did i have a partner
00:30:14king of guns has a partner
00:30:17a woman
00:30:18wait matthew
00:30:19did she really train with the king of guns
00:30:22of course she did
00:30:23she just about mastered everything he's capable of
00:30:26which means
00:30:28soon
00:30:29the king of guns title
00:30:31will be hers
00:30:32jim
00:30:33you think matthew's bluffing
00:30:35matthew's a big time arms dealer
00:30:37i mean he has pentagon contracts and
00:30:39ties to the black market but
00:30:41even he wouldn't throw around the king of guns name recklessly
00:30:43i don't think
00:30:44so you're saying it's true
00:30:46so what
00:30:47she's still just a chick
00:30:48hey watch yourself
00:30:49it is an honor to have the king of guns ace partner at our shooting range okay
00:30:53miss fisher
00:30:56welcome to my gun range
00:30:58now that you know who i am
00:31:00don't waste my time
00:31:02forfeit
00:31:04one of the king of guns trademark moves is hitting targets that are blocked by obstacles
00:31:11no one's ever figured out how he's pulled it off
00:31:14can you do this
00:31:15that's just some dumb urban legend
00:31:20how the hell do you hit a target blocked by an obstacle
00:31:23i could show you but i don't think this crowd is ready for such an entertaining show
00:31:28well suit yourself
00:31:29well suit yourself
00:31:30but if you really are the ace partner of the king of guns
00:31:33you're gonna have to prove it
00:31:35for round two
00:31:36it'll come down to one shot
00:31:38the challenge for round two
00:31:39is to hit that target
00:31:41over 500 feet away
00:31:43any weapon of your choosing
00:31:45no scope
00:31:46no sights
00:31:47highest score wins
00:31:49i mean i mean that's basically a toss up
00:31:51how is it even possible to hit that target from here
00:31:54they get one chance to shoot without a sight
00:31:57from this far out
00:31:59forget a bullseye
00:32:00there are a class sharpshooters who couldn't get anywhere near that
00:32:06looks like you want to see the king of guns signature shot
00:32:09there's only two ways to hit the bullseye
00:32:11number one
00:32:12choose a high caliber rifle
00:32:14that's so strong it'll punch through the tires and hit the bullseye
00:32:17and number two
00:32:19is the king of guns signature shot
00:32:21well if you're lucky maybe i'll go with number two
00:32:23if you're gonna forfeit do it now
00:32:26once you see what i've got up my sleeve
00:32:28you'll be out of time
00:32:33give me a break
00:32:34you'd be lucky if you hit the target at all
00:32:38the last person who said that to me got a bullet to the head
00:32:44well
00:32:45ladies first
00:32:46hey
00:32:47don't underestimate her
00:32:48we can't afford to lose right now
00:32:50come on
00:32:51look at her
00:32:52i'm just gonna snap from the recoil
00:32:53if i just hit the target we'll be golden
00:33:02men
00:33:03always thinking with their other head
00:33:05what the fuck she hit it
00:33:20looks like she really did learn from the king of guns
00:33:22holy smokes she actually beat it
00:33:24the bullet ricocheted in the perfect spot
00:33:26i mean that's not luck
00:33:27any error in angle or velocity
00:33:28she would have missed it
00:33:29i mean that's that's insane
00:33:30i can't believe i just saw the king of guns trick shot in person
00:33:31i thought it was a myth
00:33:35it's a shame
00:33:46i really thought she might be the one to figure out my signature shot
00:33:51captain
00:33:52do we still have a shot
00:33:54i could be a good sport
00:33:57let y'all have a chance
00:33:59but we all know who's gonna win
00:34:06nobody else in this ranch can hit that target
00:34:08we should just forfeit
00:34:10look you're the best shot in town
00:34:12if you're gonna go down at least go down swinging
00:34:14don't you get it
00:34:15this is fucking impossible
00:34:17if i used a high caliber rifle to pierce the tire
00:34:19the accuracy would still be way off
00:34:21i'd be lucky to land a nine
00:34:22if you're going to forfeit just do it already
00:34:25i've got a full body spa session to go to
00:34:27really?
00:34:29none of you stand a chance against the black widow
00:34:31face the facts jane
00:34:33there's no point in even trying now
00:34:37just sign the paper and hand the range over to me
00:34:40guys the range is done for
00:34:42we should see if matthew will take us in
00:34:43hey man watch what you're saying
00:34:45jane's standing right here
00:34:46she's about to get kicked out
00:34:48if we want to save our own skins
00:34:49we have to side with the winning team
00:34:57i'm sorry sweetie
00:34:59tried to hold on to grandma's gun range as long as i could
00:35:02guess fate had a different plan
00:35:04carl you should probably go with him too
00:35:07matthew might let you keep your job
00:35:09no! mommy!
00:35:11you know how that lady said she's the
00:35:14daddy's partner to the king of guns?
00:35:16well i think i know who the king of guns is
00:35:19it's him!
00:35:20oh
00:35:22don't be silly
00:35:24why would the king of guns be working at our gun range?
00:35:27but i just know it's carl
00:35:29don't give up yet
00:35:34still haven't taken my shot
00:35:36him again?
00:35:41hmm
00:35:42there's got to be more to this guy that meets the eye
00:35:46oh
00:35:48wow look at you mr handyman
00:35:51you gonna beat me with that little pistol?
00:35:55that's the plan
00:35:56can you even see the target?
00:35:59we hit a 10
00:36:00oh you think you can pierce those tires
00:36:02and hit that bullseye with a 9mm caliber bullet?
00:36:06mr valentine this handyman's always strutting around like he's some bigwig
00:36:09yeah he knows a couple flashy tricks but that's it
00:36:12if jane hadn't given the job here out of pity he'd be rotting on the streets
00:36:16yeah he won that last round with a stupid trick
00:36:18and say anyone see how nice he's been to rebecca?
00:36:21bet it's because he's trying to hit on her mom
00:36:23that's enough!
00:36:24leave him alone!
00:36:26something's not right here
00:36:39holy mother of god
00:36:45he must have shot the last three bullets through the first bullet hole
00:37:00looks like it's time for this hero to come save the day
00:37:04time to watch this clown make an absolute fool of himself
00:37:08hey someone record this
00:37:10this is gonna make an amazing blooper reel
00:37:13what an idiot
00:37:14carl
00:37:15i-i don't
00:37:17no!
00:37:18mommy!
00:37:19you have to trust carl
00:37:21he's the king of guns
00:37:23that is the funniest thing i have ever heard
00:37:32if he's the king of guns then i'm the second coming of christ
00:37:36Rebecca honey you're being silly
00:37:38king of guns?
00:37:40kiddo you might want to close your eyes
00:37:42your idol's about to go from hero to zero real quick
00:37:45is he really going through with this?
00:37:48what a fucking weirdo
00:37:50seriously he's just dragging this out and wasting all our damn time
00:37:53the black widow personally mentored with the king of guns
00:37:57this fool might as well be shooting from across the pacific ocean
00:38:01this will be good
00:38:03i believe in you carl
00:38:09contestant 2
00:38:10make ready
00:38:15pay attention
00:38:16you're only gonna see this once
00:38:18what you did that wasn't the king of guns signature shot
00:38:21this is
00:38:22he are
00:38:43what in god's ner... that's impossible!
00:38:46now the extreme momentum and spin made that bully curve
00:38:49curve this this is the real deal a legendary shot like that could only be made by the king of guns
00:38:55and all that you were saying earlier it was wrong he hit every bullseye every single time
00:39:00so perfectly that the other three shots went right through the same hole didn't even leave
00:39:05a mark a move like that could it be are you
00:39:12you now that composure the skill this man right here he's the real king of guns
00:39:19yay i knew it carl's the king of guns no it has to be this is the king of guns the round two winner
00:39:27is carl the king of guns he's the real king of guns okay i just embarrassed myself in front of the goat
00:39:35the king of guns has returned i finally found him what would the king of guns be doing here of all
00:39:44places i never would have thought that that was him he was just some handyman a second ago what if this
00:39:49is just one of his dirty tricks no but who else besides the king of guns could curve a bullet
00:39:57i'm so sorry sir i i had no idea you were the real king of guns i should have never claimed to be your
00:40:02partner all i've dreamed of is training under you i'll do anything that disgusting how dare she use
00:40:09his reputation for her own personal gang useless fraud i can't believe i fell for your lies mark my words
00:40:19you will pay the price mr king of guns i have been looking for you for ages
00:40:24i'm not the king of guns you're not then how the hell did you do that it's a lucky shot i guess
00:40:34hey you uh sir uh mr king of guns please work with me i'll agree to whatever terms you set
00:40:42i told you i'm not the king of guns we won both rounds it's time for you to leave
00:40:47yes yes yes yes of course um call me anytime and as we agreed i will never touch this range
00:41:06so you and my dad were army buddies huh and uh you're saying that he died because of you
00:41:23yeah it's true if i'd have listened to him our position might not have been exposed
00:41:28why are you telling me this now do you expect me to be like grateful for everything you've done
00:41:33around here since you died or are you asking for i don't know like forgiveness i just thought that
00:41:39you should know the truth oh the truth well the truth is that my dad died saving you look at you
00:41:52hiding from your whole like king of guns identity wasting away at my gun range are you just helping me
00:41:59to make yourself feel like less guilty to try and fulfill some sort of like sick twisted savior
00:42:04complex jane i'm sorry no apologizing isn't gonna bring him back i could choose
00:42:11it would be me instead of him do you really think that saying that is gonna make me feel any better
00:42:17carl my dad is dead and nothing you can do is gonna change that jane jane listen to me i know i'm not him
00:42:24he's a better man than i will ever be but supporting you and her back up protecting the shooting range it
00:42:30is everything to me it's what louis long oh just shut up don't fucking talk hey okay fine
00:42:38i'm sorry i never want to see you again
00:42:52so what's next now that your last mission's over
00:43:00spent my entire life in the service once this uniform comes off i just want to get back to my gun range
00:43:06my daughter my grandkid you just set a new world record man i don't call you the king of guns for
00:43:13nothing k-o-g i will treasure this pistol as a token of our friendship
00:43:19i love you guys but if you ever try and leave me again i'm not gonna be so nice
00:43:32hey carl check it out man your video of your trick shot went viral it's got over a hundred million
00:43:41views carl where are you going i'm just taking a vacation for a little okay carl when are you gonna
00:43:50come back i just wanted to say thank you for helping us keep our range it's the least i could
00:43:59do mommy and i will be waiting for you while you're gone and when you come back please be my daddy
00:44:06um don't say that but carl is the daddy that i've always wanted hey hey hey okay you got a pinky
00:44:24promise me that you'll listen to your mommy while i'm gone okay so where's this famous handyman
00:44:45sharpshooter app you're carl i'm hank and i'm here to invite you to join our organization the one
00:44:58the one like the deadliest team of assassins in the world so you've heard of us listen my people can
00:45:05get you anything you need resources connections weapons and not to mention
00:45:11cold hard cash think of this as an appetizer a little show of sincerity once you're one of us
00:45:21you'll make a fortune off of every shot you take i'm talking more money than you can count
00:45:27thanks for my days of shooting the killer over
00:45:33what's the point of guns if not to kill when you're going to waste your talent
00:45:36plink and steal at some back-ass shooting range i made myself clear years ago i swore my gun would
00:45:43never draw blood again and that is a promise i intend to keep now please leave and what is not
00:45:49enough money don't be shy my man name your price it's always about the money
00:45:54you want more still not enough hey stop leave my property immediately this is a stand your ground
00:46:08state and i swear to god i will fucking shoot you hey good looking this handyman your boyfriend or what
00:46:13you looking out for your sweetheart don't test me
00:46:16not bad decent reflexes but there's something you should know i've got five snipers stationed in
00:46:25the area you pull that trigger you your boyfriend your little girl everybody at this range is dead
00:46:31before you can even blink jane take it easy come on show me what you're made of you think you can protect
00:46:38them
00:46:50all right all right enough with the joking you thought i brought snipers i was bluffing you idiot
00:46:56you said you're gonna never shed blood again fine i guess you just have to watch while the people you
00:47:02love most suffer
00:47:11listen i just work here this has nothing to do with what you think i don't know that
00:47:15i'm just showing you what happens when people get in my way
00:47:27it's okay mommy's okay carl just accept this offer you're gonna get us all killed
00:47:37oh just shut up carl please just say yes what's the point of your whole pacifist act if it's gonna
00:47:43end with us lying in a pool of our own blood good point don't you think i'll count it down for you
00:47:48let's see how many shots it takes for you to crack that's enough looks like you finally got the message
00:47:53except wait aren't you just some guy who works here i mean don't these people mean nothing to you
00:47:57i'll start with the one who's already bleeding out and this time i'm not aiming at her leg
00:48:02i said enough let them go i'll join your organization
00:48:12oh how sweet our noble hero can't bear to see his lover in pain didn't hit any major arteries let's
00:48:19get you big of this joke okay hey whoa whoa whoa not so fast did i say you could join yet what more
00:48:25do you want you see now it's your turn to beg me i might consider letting you in you had your chance
00:48:31to say yes when i was still asking nicely but now i'm gonna make you get on your knees and beg me
00:48:36like a little bitch you do that and i might consider letting you in i'll get way out of line do you have
00:48:42any idea who you're threatening right now what's that oh please tell me by all means he's the best shot in
00:48:48the world he's the king of guns do you think anybody else would be able to curve a bullet like
00:48:52you saw in that video boss this seems serious maybe we should check the intel look at these ignorant
00:49:03clowns floating around their silly conspiracy theories not a clue how the world really works
00:49:09let me let you dummies in on a little secret the king of guns dropped off the map a year ago because he
00:49:14was killed what yup shot in the head one year ago during operation maple leaf
00:49:23carl operation maple leaf that sniper it was one of them i knew it there's no way carl was actually the
00:49:30king of guns it was all some big lie now we're all gonna die because this loser messed with the wrong
00:49:34guy don't you shut up now is not time for your whining we're all gonna die carl think about us about
00:49:41rebecca you can't drag us down with you like this please i'm begging you i'll join the one just let
00:49:51them go what was that i don't know it didn't really sound like you mean it
00:49:56hey hey it's okay everything's gonna be okay
00:50:08come on put some real feeling into it say it louder
00:50:11don't hurt my daddy he's the king of guns listen kid whoever the fuck your daddy is right now he's
00:50:17nothing but the dirt beneath my shoes better get to begging or make sure that annoying little brat
00:50:22never speaks again please i'm begging you please let me join your organization this is your king of guns
00:50:31this is the noble hero who swore to never shed blood all i see in front of me is a spineless coward
00:50:37come on round of applause for our newest recruit you fucking bastard
00:50:54now it's time for your initiation
00:50:59hey you know we spent the fortune on you what's wrong with a little trial run i mean i don't know if that
00:51:02video was real or ai what the hell do you want hey don't be a baby this is the last test i promise
00:51:09we'll be working together real soon seeing is believing i want to watch you curve the bullet with
00:51:15my own eyes one shot and you'll let them go yep that's all it takes i want to make things a little
00:51:22bit more exciting i want to see you curve the bullet around your woman and hit him
00:51:33what the why me
00:51:36no get off of me i could tell you hate his guts just think of it as a sign-on bonus carl don't do this
00:51:44well have you lost your mind a human life for your silly little game i mean aren't you the king of guns
00:51:50it should be easy to land a shot that won't even kill him although i wouldn't mind seeing his head get
00:51:54blown off i don't give a fuck
00:52:08carl
00:52:11lewis lewis
00:52:20i can't i knew it i knew that video was just some ai bullshit
00:52:36no what are you waiting for beat him up
00:52:48oh check this out fancy revolver oh wow look at this fucking thing jesus
00:53:03what is this
00:53:07what are you a washed up vet is that why you're too chicken to pull the trigger you got ptsd or something
00:53:12don't give that back that's my dies oh so it's important huh what that gives me an idea
00:53:27hey
00:53:32hey
00:53:35rebecca
00:53:39i'll fucking kill you you bit me you little bitch
00:53:46you know i like this gun it's not bad i think i'll be keeping it you know everybody who's tried to
00:53:51fool me is dead right
00:53:56i think i'll take it easy on you so you have time to regret your silly little oath
00:54:01what did the doctor say she has a concussion and a broken rip from the head god how could somebody
00:54:19do this to a kid
00:54:27hey baby daddy mommy is fat you yeah yeah daddy and mommy are here
00:54:35how are you feeling
00:54:37hurts daddy hurts mommy hurts too i have to protect them
00:54:45we're okay rebecca rebecca it's just the painkiller is kicking in
00:54:52she's okay just let her get some rest
00:54:54okay
00:55:06mr smith welcome what brings you in today i had heard you were scouting out a new recruit
00:55:25picked up this sweet little piece today i want to get a personalized scrub clean of any old marks
00:55:33uh
00:55:35this gun
00:55:37get rid of the numbers insignia new crib
00:55:42you know the drill
00:55:45now you make sure my name is the only one that's left on there got it
00:55:47yes i understand it's just this con appears to be
00:55:55unique for a special case like this i'd have to talk to my boss mr valentine
00:56:00well get to it don't waste my time
00:56:03you heard me make sure jane's gun range is renovated with top of the line equipment
00:56:12don't worry about cost i'll cover everything
00:56:18mr valentine hank brought in an antique revolver just now and he wants to have it scrubbed clean and
00:56:27personalized
00:56:30this revolver
00:56:32do you say where he got this no
00:56:34but you know hank is definitely mugs and poor sucker for it
00:56:44curl all over jesus this is god
00:56:48this revolver belongs to the king of guns
00:56:54there's some place that i need to be stay here with rebecca
00:57:13you said your gun would never drop blood again
00:57:17yeah i tried to walk away from all that bloodshed they brought this on themselves
00:57:24my family's collection of guns is in the back of the range take your pick
00:57:29no i've got my own collection take care of rebecca
00:57:35and you're sure these are the guys that did it
00:57:39yeah
00:57:41make them pay for what they did to my dad
00:57:44i will
00:57:47can't wait
00:57:48just promise me you'll make it out of this life
00:58:10i promise
00:58:18what took you so long it's no good for business old man where did you get this gun
00:58:25you're in no position to be asking any questions now get to work i said where did you get this gun
00:58:32who gives a
00:58:33shit very well get the fuck out of my shop and take your shit with you now
00:58:39are you crazy don't forget matthew you made a fortune off of us
00:58:43what
00:58:47say that again
00:58:50i mean for years you've you've you've been working for us i don't work for you
00:58:54kid i work with your father
00:58:57i'll ask you one last time where did you get the gun
00:59:02did you kill the owner no
00:59:09sure made his life to live in hell though
00:59:15wow you couldn't even finish the job
00:59:19he's still alive good job you've sure gone and done it yeah
00:59:24of course you did
00:59:32oh you're pointing a gun at me now in my gun shop just as reckless as your master
00:59:41mr sedgei smith saw what you did to his son i'll come for you
00:59:45then shoot now and finish it off or get the fuck out of here
00:59:57you think you can scare me huh because you work with my old man you're dead
01:00:02call my father tell him that matthew turned on us
01:00:05while you're at it give mr smith a message from me
01:00:08tell him i found who he's been looking for you take me for an idiot i know where you got that gun
01:00:17you stole it from a rundown shooting range on the east side right
01:00:23how'd you know ever hear the name carl oliver the king of guns that's right
01:00:32now look at the writing on the bottom of this grip
01:00:43no way that guy at the shooting range is the king of guns
01:01:02oh
01:01:16are you kidding me you think the king of guns is working at some rinky dink ass shooting range
01:01:21you mean this loser hmm
01:01:24the video's a fake it's ai that's him he's the king of guns
01:01:29don't believe everything you see online old man he's not the king of guns i saw with my own eyes
01:01:35he's two chicken that pulled the trigger i had him begging for his life under my foot couldn't do
01:01:40shit not even after i hit his little girl what you hit rebecca yeah she was crying for her daddy
01:01:50you've doomed us all
01:01:51i even saw with my own eyes that bullet really did curve around shut up you know what i saw
01:02:02i saw a coward watch his wife get shot but he's about to die still couldn't pull the trigger you
01:02:08really think a wimp like that's the king of guns
01:02:11bullshit relax when my dad gets here we'll go back to the range burn it down and keep him
01:02:17groveling like the worthless trash that he is
01:02:19no that's not it this has nothing to do with fear he swore to himself he would never shoot to kill
01:02:29again oh not this again listen the only thing you should be worried about is what you're gonna
01:02:33say to my dad when he gets here you idiots you attacked a man who washed his hands clean
01:02:40you pushed him to take his gun and returned
01:02:49dad you're finally here matthew turned on us even hit me
01:02:55lemos i need to have a word with matthew dad get the fuck out
01:03:01i heard you have found the man i was looking for yes mr smith but you struck my son
01:03:16yes i did oh care to explain why your son stole a gun from the king of guns
01:03:26and he and beat his little girl
01:03:39are you sure it's the king of guns i'm sure of all people you would recognize him
01:03:44fucking miss you have the audacity to report back to me wait you you didn't say that the hit was on
01:03:57the king of guns i want you blow somebody's head up from 4 000 meters away but i did take out his
01:04:03spotter that's it's got to be worth a bit of the bounty right yeah okay
01:04:14bring my son in
01:04:32you were sent to scout a new recruit today correct yes he just didn't measure up you're so
01:04:48fuck matthew clean yourself you want me to step out dad what'd i do you failed your task today
01:05:04i followed protocol i offered him money he didn't measure up that is not the problem what i don't
01:05:11get it oh because you didn't kill him you idiot
01:05:18what all because i didn't kill that loser that's what's got you so mad it's not about what you
01:05:34did it's about who you did it to isn't it just some nobody who works at a shooting range
01:05:42you should be glad you're my son or i would have killed you with my own hands
01:05:45but my anger is nothing compared to who you have provoked
01:05:50what's the big deal i thought he was just some nobody working at a shooting range
01:05:54that nobody is the king of guns carl oliver
01:06:08a year ago he disappeared and word on the street is that we took him out
01:06:12and that rumor made the one a legend among assassins but i'm the only one who knew the truth
01:06:21the king of guns is still alive
01:06:23for a year now i have enjoyed the glory and fame that that lie has brought but the truth kept me up
01:06:34at night knowing that my worst nightmare was still out there and now my son you have called my worst
01:06:43nightmare to me
01:06:55that
01:07:00i'll clean up my own mess
01:07:02oh
01:07:03and how do you plan to do that
01:07:06i'll take my men and i'll kill them now
01:07:08could you fucking you weren't listening to a single word i said were you
01:07:15it's too late
01:07:17he's the king of guns and he's coming for you
01:07:19and you will do nothing because there's nothing you can do
01:07:30he's really the king of guns and i humiliated him
01:07:33fuck
01:07:34this is matthew valentine is it with you
01:07:50yes it is seeing you in five mr oliver
01:07:57mr oliver
01:08:04what did he say
01:08:08he's on his way
01:08:11i gotta get out of here i gotta hide
01:08:12don't move
01:08:14you stay right where you are you
01:08:15fucking idiot
01:08:19give me your phone
01:08:28hello mr oliver
01:08:29i am the leader of the one
01:08:31and i heard about the incident at the shooting range and would like to extend my sincerest apologies
01:08:36i understand my son has offended you and if it will resolve the matter i will have his legs
01:08:45cut off and i will deliver them to you along with 15 million in compensation
01:08:50and we can settle this like civilized men
01:08:55don't let hate drag you back into the life you left behind
01:08:59and you swore your lord of god would never drop blood again
01:09:02what do you say
01:09:08huh
01:09:09i'll give you all right
01:09:11he wants you dead
01:09:12have your men guard you around the clock
01:09:21of course
01:09:21all my men are a-class shooters this this this won't be easy
01:09:34you called me a nobody handyman
01:09:46but here i am
01:09:51the king of guns
01:09:59mr oliver
01:10:11please it's all a misunderstanding we can talk this out
01:10:15on your right
01:10:31what the fuck he shot the bullet
01:10:45the bullet curved you really are the king of guns
01:11:00you said it yourself seeing is believing
01:11:15the king of guns
01:11:20mr oliver
01:11:22you got what you wanted let me go
01:11:25thanks to your son i finally found the man who killed my friend
01:11:29this is for lewis
01:11:45jane your shooting range has passed all inspections and is ready for business
01:11:54thank you
01:11:54thank you this is so amazing
01:11:57hey and just in time for the national sharpshooter competition
01:12:00and it's all brand new equipment and guns i even extended your range a few hundred yards
01:12:06i wish carl were here
01:12:13still no news from carl
01:12:14i wish carl
01:12:16after he got his revenge he disappeared again i've had my men looking for him but
01:12:24his reappearance shook up the world of assassins
01:12:29and the military and the military as for the one the fbi has wiped them out
01:12:34you don't have to worry about them coming after you
01:12:35all thanks to carl he'll be back right
01:12:43hey
01:12:43heard you got an opening
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