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00:00I'm sorry, we both just ordered the swordfish piccata, but I forgot to ask, can I get mine without the capers?
00:05Oh, I'm so sorry, we politely decline modifications.
00:08Fine, never mind, I'll just, uh, stick with the swordfish.
00:11Excellent, I think you'd be very pleased.
00:13Can you believe this place?
00:14We politely decline modifications.
00:17I politely decline to ever come back to this restaurant again.
00:19Uh, perhaps I can resolve this situation to your satisfaction, sir.
00:24I like him.
00:24Just checking in, how was your dinner?
00:26I was right about the capers, wasn't I? I noticed you ate them all.
00:28Actually, actually, I accommodated the customer's preference by meticulously removing the capers one by one.
00:34You did what?
00:35Because the customer's always right.
00:37Yeah, I was wrong.
00:38It turns out that without the capers, the swordfish tastes exactly like swordfish, which I now realize I do not care for.
00:45You are throwing me under the bus, dude.
00:46Are you yelling at me, dude?
00:48Oh, I apologize, sir.
00:50Um, since my employee tampered with the dish, I will now comp your entire meal and, uh, I offer you free dessert on the house.
00:59That would be wonderful.
01:00We'll have the tiramisu.
01:02No cocoa powder.
01:04Your job is cleaning dirty dishes, not breaking restaurant rules.
01:07But I thought...
01:07I'm going to tell you a little secret that they teach you in culinary school.
01:10The customer is never right.
01:12They don't know what they want.
01:13They come here so I can tell them what they want.
01:15As your boss, I should fire you.
01:16Because you are my son.
01:17Okay, I'm not firing you.
01:18But you are the one comping the meal.
01:20That's got to be like $90.
01:21Oh, way more.
01:22Swordfish is market price.
01:23And you just bought two of them.
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