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00:00I was down in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream.
00:02It's your Olympics, baby.
00:04Which other should be, right?
00:06Hey, isn't that...
00:08Oh, yeah.
00:10All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
00:13Boys.
00:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
00:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
00:18We're trying together.
00:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
00:21I'd love to show up for him.
00:22Oh, yeah, man.
00:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:25What do you mean?
00:28I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:30I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
00:35Hey, here's me.
00:36Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:40Fucking pause the steal, man.
00:42Nope.
00:52Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:56Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:59What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:0170 points last season.
01:03Yes, and we're six games into this season.
01:05A season he, he called, need to win.
01:08Those are his words.
01:09And he has zero, zero points.
01:13He's in a fog.
01:14His passes aren't connecting.
01:15He's barely skating.
01:16I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
01:18And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
01:22What?
01:22What?
01:23What?
01:23What?
01:23What?
01:23What?
01:24What?
01:24What?
01:25What?
01:25What?
01:26What?
01:26What?
01:27What?
01:27I am very sorry about that.
01:50Truly not a big deal.
01:52How may I help you?
01:53Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
01:56Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
02:02Any allergies?
02:03No, no, no, I'm easy.
02:04Okay.
02:05Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
02:08Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah, that's it.
02:11But what?
02:12Oh, um, nothing.
02:14Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
02:18Oh, so you're kind of wild.
02:20I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
02:24Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
02:26Yeah?
02:26Blueberry with a banana.
02:28I take that.
02:29If it's okay to order off-menu.
02:31Yep.
02:33I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
02:42Oh, you weren't kidding.
03:00It's really hot.
03:01Oh, yeah.
03:02The banana makes a big difference, I think.
03:06I don't know.
03:07I guess it must.
03:12Here.
03:13Thanks.
03:16Um, that's way too much.
03:18It's for you.
03:19It's a great smoothie.
03:21Thanks again, Kip.
03:27Girl.
03:29Holy shit, are you...
03:31Was that Scott Hunter?
03:35Was that what?
03:37Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
03:40A girl.
03:41Block winding down in the second period.
03:442-1 for Anaheim.
03:45We have girls with a draw.
03:46And this is what we're watching?
03:49We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
03:54What does this mean?
03:55Let me check my name.
03:55Hockey?
03:56Shut up, Sean.
03:57I have to turn it off.
03:58No, no, no, please keep it on.
03:59Huh?
04:00Thank you, Kyle.
04:01Thank you, Kyle.
04:03Thank you, Kyle.
04:04You're welcome.
04:05Twice.
04:06He said tip.
04:07Like, he used your actual name twice.
04:09Maria, dad is setting the bar so low.
04:12And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
04:13It almost sounded hot.
04:14Okay, that's not fair.
04:15Not hot.
04:16Just normal.
04:17Okay.
04:18I'll listen to it.
04:18Fuck both of you, okay?
04:20Kip is short for Christopher.
04:21It's not that weird.
04:22It's short bus for Christopher.
04:23And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
04:26Oh my God.
04:26Why are we talking about my dumb name?
04:28He said it.
04:29He said it.
04:31Another round?
04:32Thank you, Kyle.
04:33Thank you, Kyle.
04:35Hunter to bomb.
04:36And you?
04:37Fonz has been backed up.
04:40Look, look, look.
04:40He's on the TV right now.
04:42Sean, look right now.
04:43Oh my God.
04:43Okay.
04:44Fonz to Hunter.
04:45Hunter's in front of the net.
04:46And he scores!
04:48A rare goal for Scott Hunt.
04:49Oh, wow.
04:50Right?
04:51He knows your name.
04:53Yeah.
04:54I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
04:56Shut the fuck up.
04:56He's going to be polite.
04:57Jesus Christ.
04:58He scored a hat trick last night.
05:03Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
05:06I just didn't realize that...
05:08We literally watched the game, Kip.
05:15Nice to see you again, Kip.
05:17Nice to see you again, Scott.
05:20You're Scott Hunter, right?
05:22I am.
05:23This is awesome.
05:24I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
05:26Oh, did you watch?
05:27I did, yeah.
05:28I don't usually.
05:29Sorry, that sounds rude.
05:31I'm...
05:31No, I got it.
05:32Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
05:35It was amazing.
05:36He's a huge fan.
05:37But yeah, I watched last night.
05:39Wow.
05:41Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to
05:46perfect it.
05:47Okay.
05:49So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
05:52Anything you'd like different?
05:54Nothing at all.
05:57There you go.
05:59Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
06:00I really can.
06:02Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
06:09Dude.
06:10And girl.
06:11Was that?
06:11Yes, I fucking was.
06:12Sorry, I'm late.
06:21No outside food or drink.
06:22Fuck off, Kyle.
06:27And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
06:31and it's low-key making me crazy.
06:32Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
06:35Because I am not looking for a date.
06:36Yes.
06:36I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
06:39Could you please listen to me?
06:40Kyle, remote.
06:47Extra shrimp.
06:51New York with control of the button here.
06:53Now I'm fully listening.
06:54What are you doing?
06:55Just putting the game on.
06:56Elena.
06:56What?
06:57It's a sports bar.
06:58Let's watch sport.
06:59Am I being crazy?
07:01What does Maria say?
07:02She says he's funny.
07:03Me too.
07:04Well, she is much smarter than you.
07:06I'm probably this idiot.
07:08He's not an idiot.
07:11Jesus.
07:13Brian.
07:14When's his next home game?
07:17Come on, if you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next
07:19shift?
07:20I don't plan my shifts.
07:21I just gobble up as many as I can.
07:24Saturday.
07:24They play at home again on Saturday.
07:27Are you working?
07:29Fuck.
07:31No.
07:32Fix that.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Hey.
07:43I didn't know if you, uh...
07:46It's nice to see you.
07:51Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
07:53Extra banana.
07:59This one's on the house.
08:02Oh, come on.
08:03It's about my pay grade.
08:04Management heard you came in.
08:05And no, you may not tip me.
08:08And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
08:12Okay.
08:13Um.
08:15Uh, may I drink this here?
08:17Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
08:19Yeah.
08:20You totally may.
08:20Three.
08:21Three.
08:22Yeah.
08:36Oh.
08:36Oh.
08:37Whoo.
08:37That's bad.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Wuh-mit.
08:39Hang on...
08:41Hm.
08:41You fish?
08:42Huh?
08:42Whoa.
08:43You fish?
08:43I do,orar.
08:44Give me power.
08:45Uh, wait.
08:45Woo.
08:46Ooh.
08:46Huh?
08:47You bitch?
08:48Oh, no.
08:48I don't think I was out of good luck.
08:48you're not worried about breaking your routine
08:54uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
08:58turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer
09:01i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree killer
09:05what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time
09:10but isn't a serial killer someone who kills multiple people minimum three
09:14but over a period of time not all at once
09:17how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books
09:23and uh yeah serial killers make me feel not obsessive
09:30which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes
09:36okay before you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two
09:39guys on my team that possibly off the record yes maybe
09:43but no not me oh i swear barely had two concussions
09:47okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
09:55but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science
09:57science only really matters during the playoffs
10:00oh okay that's super comforting
10:02listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you to get the ins and outs of science
10:06and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing i mean
10:11you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
10:13um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken so i mean uh if if you want
10:34yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um
10:37fuck man that's crazy thank you
10:40super happy to do it
10:42you sure
10:44i'm sure
10:47these are better than my company seats
10:53i get it
10:53these are really good seats
10:54well yeah they they're hints
10:56you know we're first date but i think i'm into this
11:01what are you talking about
11:02well you're with a girl and he's out
11:04oh my god shut up elena
11:05oh wow
11:08that wasn't it wasn't to me that was
11:11he just nodded at you
11:12no there's no proof of that
11:14wait back for fuck's sake
11:22good job i love you
11:32i love you
11:33i love you
11:34i love you
11:35good job i love you
11:37hey hunter
11:38too bad you can't play at home every night right
11:41it's better for you huh
11:43go fuck yourself frozen off
11:45all right it's more fun if you're there
11:47hey thanks
11:51hope next time we play decide to show up
11:58cheap
12:01true
12:03starting to sound like them
12:07i'm sorry what
12:09you fucking heard me honda
12:13what the fuck is that supposed to mean
12:15well there's something you really don't expect to see
12:18especially after the final whistle
12:19and especially from hollander and hunter
12:21a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the hour
12:25a shame hollander and ever fun
12:27anybody can tap some grievances to air out
12:29i'm gonna hit the sack
12:31yeah
12:31there you go handsome
12:32all right have a good day off
12:34it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
12:37yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once
12:39so i'm just happy for you
12:41that's all i meant
12:42you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle
12:46kiddo
12:46you know
12:47you can get that scholarship anyway
12:50please please no jinxing me
12:51oh wait no way
12:52good night
12:53good night dad love you
12:55love you back
12:56motherfucker
13:01what's happening to you uh
13:08what's your problem
13:09i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave so so soon
13:12okay
13:13well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet
13:15so why are you freaking out
13:16thank you
13:17okay hey hey are you okay
13:19yeah i'm fine i just i need the money
13:21and i can't fuck this job
13:22yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up
13:25because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
13:27i love you
13:29yeah you too
13:30yes buddy
13:31i'm so sorry
13:36save it
13:37i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry
13:47oh you're a mess
13:49it's okay it's not my only talks
13:50new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
13:56it's uh it's really okay
13:58i'm so sorry again
13:59oh bunny
14:00babe
14:02i don't know what that was
14:04i know i'm a complete fuck up
14:06i'm sorry
14:07you're not a complete fuck up
14:08this is not rocket science
14:10or whatever it is you're into
14:11all right
14:11sean please don't fire me
14:13no one is firing you
14:15just calm down
14:16okay
14:17and get your shit together
14:18okay
14:18okay
14:19i know you need the money baby
14:20okay
14:21deep breath
14:23inhale
14:24exhale
14:26you think you can handle quiche
14:29they're dry
14:30hey
14:46hey
14:47i am so sorry about earlier
14:49that woman is horrible
14:50and i'm the one who should apologize
14:52i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot
14:54no i'm the idiot
14:55you're just a normal hurry person at a fundraiser
14:57and that woman did seem horrible
14:59full disclosure i hate this food
15:01well full disclosure i hate serving it
15:03i'm
15:05i'm sorry i have to
15:06do you like mexican food
15:07yeah
15:09of course
15:10i'm not a serial killer
15:11or even a spree killer
15:13you sure
15:14yeah
15:15who has the time
15:15but do you have the time to grab a bite with me
15:18like when this
15:19this thing is over
15:19tonight
15:21yeah
15:22with you
15:24uh
15:25wow
15:25oh
15:26yeah
15:26yeah okay
15:27yeah
15:28yeah
15:28cause there's uh
15:30there's this great place
15:30right around the corner
15:31and it's open late
15:32and
15:32okay
15:33um
15:33you don't mind
15:34wait until i'm done
15:35not even a little
15:36hi
15:45hi
16:06it's a long line
16:07is it worth it
16:08um
16:10probably not
16:12right
16:12we also don't actually have to do this
16:16how would you feel about where we am
16:18holy shit
16:31holy shit
16:34oh my god
16:41i mean i
16:59i figured you'd have a nice place
17:01but
17:02but
17:02this is insane
17:04do you want a full tour now
17:08or
17:08or
17:10epic horror
17:12what's in the
17:31what's in the
17:39Mom, you are so beautiful.
17:53I can't believe you're even into me.
17:56I'm so into you.
17:58So into you.
17:59I guess I'm thinking about you.
18:09Oh, my God.
18:39What are you doing?
18:42I didn't want to wake you.
18:44And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and...
18:48Can you stay?
18:58Yeah.
19:02Then stay, please.
19:09Did I wake you?
19:39Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
19:46I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
19:49You were very organized.
19:51And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably still want to...
19:56Can I fuck you?
20:07Absolutely.
20:09Okay.
20:22So...
20:22I should probably go.
20:27Hmm
20:29Um
20:32What if you didn't
20:34Go?
20:37No
20:37Like ever
20:39Fuck
20:41All that serial killer talk was you warning me wasn't it
20:44Um
20:49I'm um
20:52I'm gonna say a bunch of things
20:55Okay
20:56And
20:57I know I'm too intense everyone tells me that
21:00But I just I can't help it
21:01Is it okay? Can I be too intense?
21:05Yeah
21:06Yeah
21:06Yeah I um
21:10I never do this
21:13Never brought anyone back here
21:16Like ever
21:17Um
21:19Yeah my life is uh is complicated
21:22Yeah
21:24I get that
21:25And I can't um
21:31Come out
21:35Like
21:35Not
21:37Not right now
21:38Too many people depend on me for too much
21:42And it would just
21:42It would fuck everything up
21:44And so I just thought I would um
21:47I don't know
21:49Wait I guess
21:51Wait till
21:53Hockey was over
21:55And
21:56Maybe I could fade away better
21:58But I um
22:03You it's just um
22:08I want you so bad
22:12I want you so bad
22:12So bad
22:15And I know that you barely know me
22:18So why would you even consider something this
22:20This probably fucked up
22:22Like I
22:22I know I'm fucked up
22:23I get it
22:23I'm not pretending
22:24I'm not
22:25But I really really like you
22:27I want you to stay
22:31So I'm asking for what I want
22:35I want you to be here when I get back from practice later
22:41And I uh
22:43I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight
22:45I um
22:49I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time
22:52Is uh
22:57Is that too much?
22:58You can say it if it is
23:02Um
23:03Do you say something though?
23:07I think I'd love to be here when you get back
23:32And
23:36I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer
23:39Really?
23:42Yeah
23:42Really
23:42Yeah you're definitely not lazy
23:44Hey
23:51How much practice?
24:01I don't know
24:01Like a few days ago
24:02Yes
24:03I send in the applications
24:04Very aggressive
24:05Yes
24:06And even to be you
24:07And yes
24:07I know we hate bosses
24:08With Elena
24:10Dad
24:11I'm staying with Elena
24:11So I don't have to schlep to work
24:14I get to sleep in the next hour
24:15Fuck yes
24:17Nothing
24:19Dad
24:19I'm just watching the game
24:20Yes
24:21With Elena
24:22Oh my god
24:23Where has she even been?
24:34Oh please
24:35I saw you three days ago
24:36Single since forever
24:37Overworked like she has two wicked steps
24:39Then she gets a man
24:41And vanishes
24:41What a cliche
24:42I don't have a man
24:44Hey kid
24:44Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times
24:46Please Kyle
24:47Oh my god guys
24:48He's a customer
24:49He's not my boyfriend
24:49I don't have a fucking boyfriend
24:52I see that night
24:53He's got a man
24:54Oh
24:55Oh
24:55Oh
24:56Oh
24:56Oh
24:57Oh
24:59Oh
25:00Hiya
25:04Good morning, Scott.
25:12Good morning, Kip.
25:13The usual, please.
25:14Yeah.
25:17Extra banana.
25:21I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
25:23I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
25:26Not like these, they don't.
25:30Do you really think this is a secret?
25:32What's a secret?
25:34Nothing's happening.
25:36He's just flirting with me or whatever.
25:37He's straight, I think.
25:39Girl.
25:48There's pasta salad in the fridge.
25:50Chicken, no feta.
25:52Oh, yeah?
25:52Where?
25:53For me.
25:53I made it.
25:58You did?
26:01I'm not just a pretty face.
26:03Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
26:09What's that?
26:11It's an artist I love.
26:12He has a new shot.
26:13Oh, cool.
26:14Mm-hmm.
26:15I should buy some art.
26:17What?
26:18Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
26:20No, no, no, no.
26:20You're also a very, very hot body.
26:23You don't have to do this.
26:39That's cool.
26:40This would look great in the living room.
26:52Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
26:55I think it would...
26:56Shh.
26:59Sorry.
26:59Sorry, I just...
27:00It's okay.
27:03Maybe we should...
27:04Amazing, isn't it?
27:05Yeah, it's beautiful.
27:09So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
27:13Oh, I think we're...
27:14Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Excuse me.
27:21Sorry, he's not feeling well.
27:23No problem.
27:23I'm, uh, I'm really sorry.
27:37I thought I could do that.
27:39I really thought I could.
27:40I wanted to.
27:41I just...
27:41It's okay.
27:43No, it's not.
27:46I know, it's not.
27:47Come here.
27:47Come here.
27:48Come here.
27:48Come here.
27:48These road trips are just killing me.
28:16I mean, it's brutal.
28:17I think I'm cursed.
28:19Cursed?
28:20Like, scary old lady cursed?
28:21I know.
28:22I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
28:27Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
28:30Maybe.
28:31Probably.
28:32Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
28:35Like, like how he blended them.
28:37Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
28:40Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
28:42What do you mean?
28:44Oh.
28:45Here.
28:47Hey, I know it's dumb.
28:53I know it's dumb.
28:53But I saw them in a bodega, and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
29:02I love them.
29:03Yeah?
29:04I love them so much.
29:12Can I fuck you?
29:13Absolutely.
29:14Absolutely.
29:30Fuck yes!
29:32That's two times
29:34If you say it out loud
29:35It's the curse broken
29:36Hunter hasn't scored twice
29:38In an away game
29:39Since last season
29:40What?
29:47Say it out loud
29:47Save what?
29:51Okay
29:52It's not
29:53It's
29:55What?
29:58Okay
29:58Here's what I know
29:59Helena
30:00Shut up
30:00You're in love with him
30:01I'm not in love with him
30:03You are
30:04Have you at least told your dad?
30:10For how long now?
30:13A little over two months
30:14Oh baby
30:15Helena
30:16You can't tell
30:18If anyone finds out
30:19That it's Scott
30:20Obviously
30:22I'm not going to tell anyone
30:23But
30:23Kip
30:24He can't come out right now
30:25Okay?
30:26He really wants to
30:26It's amazing
30:29He's amazing
30:30And I've never been happier
30:32Honestly
30:34What's the plan, babe?
30:40I don't
30:41I don't know
30:42What does your dad think?
30:45That I'm
30:46Fucking some married guy
30:48Probably
30:48Kind of wish you were
30:50Just don't say that
30:52Please
30:52Just
30:53Please be happy for me
30:55I can't wait to see you
30:58In a tux tomorrow night
30:59I am going to be
31:01Super well behaved for you
31:02I only care that you're handsome
31:03You bitch
31:04Scott's going to be there
31:08Tomorrow night too
31:09Oh, I know
31:09And he better be ready for me
31:11I know
31:20You
31:22I'll be
31:22Go
31:23Never
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31:41hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
31:49call them lord you know i miss you miss you too dad all right yeah you'll be making an appearance
31:55here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week i promise
32:01perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
32:07well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
32:11yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
32:17me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
32:24something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
32:28okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes look i'm
32:36not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too dad
32:43there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
32:47oh my god
33:40Stop it.
33:44Stop what?
33:48He's here.
33:49You need to chill out.
33:52My God.
33:54Can I have some of yours?
33:56Yeah.
33:56Thanks.
34:00Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
34:02I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
34:04Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
34:08What changed?
34:09You mean a nice girl or something?
34:11I think we just found an agreement with the team.
34:14Excuse me, gentlemen.
34:15I think I spotted an old friend.
34:17I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
34:19You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
34:22Your mom especially.
34:24She would have just been thrilled.
34:27Thanks, Tom.
34:27Thanks.
34:28Excuse me.
34:29Hey.
34:33Okay?
34:34Yeah.
34:34Yeah.
34:35I should be used to it.
34:42Kip, right?
34:45Christopher.
34:46Money's all dressed up.
34:47I'm Elena.
34:48Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:49I'm Scott.
34:50Pleasure.
34:51Scott.
34:51You look beautiful.
34:53You both do.
34:54Um, sorry.
34:57Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
35:03Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
35:06Yes, of course.
35:07Great.
35:08Another beer, Scott?
35:09That'd be lovely.
35:10Are you enjoying the evening?
35:18I am.
35:19Are you?
35:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
35:26Talked this perfectly.
35:28Thanks.
35:29And thanks.
35:30I mean, you didn't have to.
35:32I wanted to.
35:36Okay.
35:40Elena knows, and I'm sorry.
35:43Yeah.
35:44Kind of got that.
35:46It's, uh, it's okay.
35:47She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
35:49Yeah, totally.
35:50Totally.
35:51I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
35:55It's okay.
35:57Really?
35:57Very.
36:01This is so weird.
36:04Yeah.
36:05You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
36:07Eh, not before you dance with me.
36:09Pardon?
36:10I want to dance.
36:11Elena's a killer.
36:14How could I possibly say no?
36:20So, what are your intentions with my kid?
36:24I'm serious.
36:25He's crazy about you.
36:27I'm crazy about him, too.
36:28I really am.
36:30He's also miserable.
36:32Are you miserable, too?
36:36No.
36:36Um, uh, wait.
36:40What do you mean?
36:41Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:43He's not.
36:43He is.
36:46Eyes on me, handsome.
36:47I'm doing my best.
36:51I, I love him.
36:53I just can't do better right now.
36:55I, I've been honest.
36:57I know.
36:58And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
37:01But it's killing him.
37:09I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
37:12I'm really not.
37:13And you seem great.
37:14But he's great, too.
37:20He deserves the best.
37:24He deserves sunshine.
37:36And so do you.
37:37It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:47I know.
37:48I already got the cuter lined up.
37:50Surf and turf.
37:51Because we're not choosing.
37:55You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:57It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
37:59Mm-hmm.
38:01A couple of my friends are throwing me just, like, a little party there.
38:04It's not even really a party.
38:06It's just hanging out or whatever.
38:08Right.
38:09It's a, it's a gay bar.
38:11But it's not a club.
38:13It's just a bar.
38:14It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
38:16It's cheap.
38:17And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
38:21As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
38:23I mean, Maria knows.
38:24My friend Sean knows.
38:26They know that you buy smoothies from me.
38:33I can't.
38:34I can't do that.
38:39I wish I could.
38:41I, I, I want to.
38:43I want to tell everyone.
38:46I want people to know you're mine.
38:48That I love you.
38:51I love you too.
38:53Soon, maybe.
38:57I mean, in a few years.
38:58I know, I know how it sounds.
39:05But it'll go by quickly.
39:06I promise.
39:08And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
39:11I read what you said in your speech tonight.
39:18And I know that they're your family.
39:21And that you feel responsible for them.
39:23And I get that, Scott.
39:25I, I really, really get that.
39:27But I, I have a family too.
39:31And I keep lying to them.
39:34And I don't want to.
39:37And I miss them.
39:39I miss my dad.
39:42Sorry.
39:43That's not what I meant.
39:44It's okay.
39:45I know what you meant.
39:45I'm going to go home tonight.
39:53I need to.
39:54I need to.
40:23Thank you for coming.
40:25For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
40:31But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
40:36My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
40:40And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
40:43And mercifully for them, they died instantly.
40:48Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
40:54I didn't have anybody else to help me.
40:58I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
41:04St. Thomas filled it with hope.
41:07The hope of a new family.
41:10Things, things weren't always easy.
41:12You know, they never are for anybody.
41:14But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
41:19First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
41:24And I never looked back.
41:26Because I never had to.
41:30The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
41:34Hockey gave it to me.
41:39And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
41:42So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
41:47And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
41:50It's everything that comes with it.
41:52It's a whole world.
41:54A whole life.
41:54It's, uh, it's everything.
41:59Get up.
42:19Hey, Dad.
42:20Hey, buddy.
42:20The prodigal son returned home.
42:23Look, I got to send the mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
42:27Hey, I don't want to.
42:31Hey.
42:36Hey.
42:38My boy.
42:40Come here.
42:40What's up?
42:41Oh.
42:43Hey.
42:44I'm sorry.
42:45What?
42:45You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
42:48Oh.
42:51Hey.
42:52There we go.
42:56Oh, you got nothing to be there.
42:58Yeah.
42:59Wow.
42:59No, wait, no, wait.
43:00Here's a pretty funny thing.
43:02And a bullfucker ride.
43:03Congrats.
43:04Welcome.
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43:34Hey.
43:35Get dressed, man.
43:37It's a cool middle fucking game.
43:38Yeah.
43:39Yeah, totally.
43:52You
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