Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts | movie | 2025 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

After nearly a decade away, Kumail Nanjiani returns to Chicago, where he got his start in standup, in a new special that | dG1fTUFDQUdoZnp4V0U

Transcript

00:00Watching your movie made me want to get therapy.

00:02Oh, that's good.

00:03That's clever.

00:05Do not get weird about the muscles.

00:07These muscles can't hurt you.

00:09These muscles are decorative.

00:11Never been in a fight because I'm super good at apologizing.

00:15I am an immigrant.

00:17I am.

00:18Are there any other immigrants here?

00:21OK, what you can't do is point at someone else.

00:27I thought I was happy.

00:28And then every now and then, I'd get very angry out of nowhere.

00:32I washed bananas in the sink.

00:35Anyone remember what it was like buying marijuana before it was legal?

00:40You had to go to a guy's house, pretend to be friends with a guy.

00:44You had to, like, watch a little bit of The Matrix with him.

00:48You guys get night thoughts?

00:50When you're laying in bed in the middle of the night and you can't sleep

00:52and your brain's like, here's something new for you to worry about.

00:55Oh, you hadn't thought of that?

00:58It's because you're a little bit stupid.

01:01Night thoughts are like day thoughts, except they hate you.

01:04This one's really keeping me up at night.

01:06White people, there's more.

01:09Which one's a big part of our league that had to be