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Cured Duck (1945) - Directed by Jack King

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00:00For more information, visit www.fema.gov
00:30Let's be brief and get right to the point.
00:43I'm an insult machine representing the Tuxbury Institute of Tupperism.
00:45If you can take my insults for ten minutes and still control your tupper, you'll be cured forever!
00:51You promise to give me your attention, your whole attention, nothing but your attention, so help your handle?
00:55I don't.
00:56That's fine. Now will you please look behind you?
01:00Hey, Sunder!
01:04That's all right.
01:06Come over here!
01:12Control yourself!
01:13I almost forgot.
01:15Have you heard this one?
01:17It's about...
01:18Remember, before you lose your temper, time to ten.
01:28Hey, you're doing fine. In fact, I'm going to give you a nice surprise.
01:34Ouch!
01:35Now, there's your temper now. You've only got a minute to go.
01:40Ten minutes, relax.
01:42Now, relax yourself.
01:43All right.
01:44Time.
01:45Now, close your eyes and hold out your hand.
01:53Only ten seconds to go, pal, and you've made it!
01:59Yeah, I ain't mad at your money.
02:02Congratulations!
02:02Congratulations! You're a new man!
02:07Daisy...
02:09It's a new me!
02:11Come on!
02:11Come on!
02:12Goodbye!
02:13Extra no way! Extra no way!
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