Cured Duck (1945)

Jessy carter

Cured Duck (1945) - Directed by Jack King

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00:00For more information, visit www.fema.gov

00:30Let's be brief and get right to the point.

00:43I'm an insult machine representing the Tuxbury Institute of Tupperism.

00:45If you can take my insults for ten minutes and still control your tupper, you'll be cured forever!

00:51You promise to give me your attention, your whole attention, nothing but your attention, so help your handle?

00:55I don't.

00:56That's fine. Now will you please look behind you?

01:00Hey, Sunder!

01:04That's all right.

01:06Come over here!

01:12Control yourself!

01:13I almost forgot.

01:15Have you heard this one?

01:17It's about...

01:18Remember, before you lose your temper, time to ten.

01:28Hey, you're doing fine. In fact, I'm going to give you a nice surprise.

01:34Ouch!

01:35Now, there's your temper now. You've only got a minute to go.

01:40Ten minutes, relax.

01:42Now, relax yourself.

01:43All right.

01:44Time.

01:45Now, close your eyes and hold out your hand.

01:53Only ten seconds to go, pal, and you've made it!

01:59Yeah, I ain't mad at your money.

02:02Congratulations!

02:02Congratulations! You're a new man!

02:07Daisy...

02:09It's a new me!

02:11Come on!

02:12Goodbye!

02:13Extra no way! Extra no way!

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