Kumail Nanjiani Night Thoughts Trailer

Kumail Nanjiani Night Thoughts Trailer - official trailer HD

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00:00Watching your movie made me want to get therapy.

00:02Oh, that's good.

00:03That's clever.

00:05Do not get weird about the muscles.

00:07These muscles can't hurt you.

00:09These muscles are decorative.

00:11Never been in a fight because I'm super good at apologizing.

00:15I am an immigrant.

00:17I am.

00:18Are there any other immigrants here?

00:21OK, what you can't do is point at someone else.

00:27I thought I was happy.

00:29And then every now and then, I'd get very angry out of nowhere.

00:32I washed bananas in the sink.

00:35Anyone remember what it was like buying marijuana before it was legal?

00:40You had to go to a guy's house, pretend to be friends with a guy.

00:44You had to, like, watch a little bit of The Matrix with him.

00:48You guys get night thoughts?

00:50When you're laying in bed in the middle of the night and you can't sleep

00:53and your brain's like, here's something new for you to worry about.

00:57Or you hadn't thought of that, it's because you're a little bit stupid.

01:01Night thoughts are like day thoughts, except they hate you.

01:04This one's really keeping me up at night.

01:06White people, there's more.

01:09Dad!

01:14That's all.

01:14How does it help me out?

01:17Plays into it.

01:18Yes.

01:18Ring.

01:19I'm listening.

01:20I can keep the mic Influeners that happen.

01:23And yeah, stop the merry楽 neueners.

01:25It's the enforcement law.

01:26Shout out to me.

01:26Watch the hand prisons.

01:28I'm listening.

01:30I think it's aばい Thingsy game show.

01:33I'm listening to the best player.

01:35I haven't seen.

01:35Can we ask you guys to speak remotely?