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00:00Ito naman ang susunod. Please welcome Iyamina and Petit!
00:10Wow! Ganda!
00:14Sago!
00:22What's up, bad drunk people!
00:26Di ba si Barney Violet?
00:28Violet?
00:30Oo, Violet.
00:32Bakit naging pink?
00:33Bakit nagpalitan ng damit?
00:35Dahil 16th anniversary niyo, nagdala ko ng e-bike.
00:40Dragon fruit!
00:42Ang award na ito ay para sa mga sumubok pero hindi nagtagumpay ang joke.
00:50Konting katahimikan lamang.
00:52Hello!
00:54Nakikiramay po kami sa mga joke na naiba to.
00:59Ito na ang mga nomendado para sa natutulog ba ang joke award.
01:05Ann Curtis.
01:14Lagi kang panalo, no?
01:15Bakit ko?
01:16Dahil wala pa rin tatalo sa Ataska.
01:19Gusto ko yung joke mo.
01:20Ataska eh.
01:21Ano ba?
01:22Kape ka ba o Ataska?
01:24Ikaw nalang walang entrian.
01:25Ang mga oras yan.
01:27Iniisip ko, ano kayo?
01:28Yun ba?
01:30Ataska yung isang joke na lang kaya?
01:33O?
01:34Tapos sabi Ataska.
01:35Ano?
01:36Slow lang kami.
01:37Hindi naman namin na guess.
01:40Kimchu.
01:41Uy!
01:42Magluluto din ako!
01:43Ano?
01:44Andyan na kasi hindi ako magluluto.
01:48Magsasuot kasi ako ng damit ngayon kasi medyo mainit.
01:51Ano sasuot mo?
01:52Shindo ko.
01:54Ano?
01:55Magluluto ako kasi gusto ko ng pag-aing maalat.
01:57Ah, shindo ko.
02:00Wala nung wala!
02:01Ah, salamat mo ah!
02:02Kaya mas bagay yun.
02:04Tyron!
02:05Ako!
02:06Pinakamabilis na pangalan yan.
02:08Bakit?
02:09Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron, Tyron.
02:11Tumatalun kaya siya?
02:13Ano?
02:14Kasi Tyron.
02:15Huh?
02:16Tyron.
02:17Tyron!
02:18Tyron!
02:19Pag mayro kayong topa.
02:22Oh.
02:23Kantahan nyo lang,
02:24O California.
02:26Kuys.
02:27O California.
02:29Pag may topa ka.
02:31Ay ulit!
02:32Ay!
02:33Gusto ko ng topa.
02:35Okay ka lang, Amy?
02:40Karina.
02:41Oh, ready na ako, ready na ako.
02:43Okay.
02:44Syempre, ganyan diba?
02:45NBA Finals Game 2.
02:46Syempre, Bulls.
02:47Ha?
02:48Bakit?
02:49Bakit?
02:50Kasi pag magkasama ang Bull at Bull.
02:51Bull!
02:52Pag magkasama ang Bull at Bull.
02:54Bull at Bull!
02:55Oh my God!
02:56Natakot ako sa pag magkasama ang Bull at Bull!
02:59Oh my gosh!
03:00Pati,
03:01natakot kami sa job mo!
03:04Pag magkasama ang Bull at Bull ay Bull at Bull!
03:07Wait, how many of you live ever?
03:09Boo!
03:10Vong the bottle.
03:11Souffle.
03:12Alam mo yung Souffle?
03:13Hindi po.
03:14Pag nagbayad ka.
03:15Ay, Souffle yun!
03:16Ay, Souffle yun!
03:17Souffle yun!
03:18Souffle yun!
03:19Souffle yun!
03:20Souffle yun!
03:21Souffle yun!
03:22Souffle yun!
03:23Souffle yun!
03:24May straw, inom ka.
03:25Ha?
03:26Hindi, yun yung pagsinapal mo, Souffle yun.
03:27Dapat sagutin mo muna isa.
03:29Oh, awara na.
03:30Oh, awara na to.
03:31Ano ako.
03:32Lagi na naman.
03:33Ano yung entry mo?
03:35Atro yun.
03:36Ah, kasi ang layo din mo dun.
03:42Tama lang naman pala yung wari o ginasa pawang ka.
03:45So, dream cake?
03:46Kasi meron akong entry din.
03:52Anong prutas ang nasa corte?
03:55Avocado.
03:59Saan lumiliko ang spaceship?
04:03Sa turn.
04:06Anong tawak sa dalawang sandwich?
04:10Tulad!
04:14Anong klaseng isda ang hindi marunong kumanta?
04:18Susuko ba tayo?
04:20Pahiya tayo.
04:21Puntusan niya tayo dito.
04:24Ano?
04:25Pag-oong.
04:30Pag-oong sa isda!
04:31Pag-oong sa isda.
04:32Pag-oong sa nasa tubig siya!
04:40Sa karila ko.
04:41Ayan.
04:42Karila ko.
04:43Karila ko, karila.
04:44Karila ko, karila ko.
04:45O.G. O.G. O.G. O.G.
04:46O.G. O.G. O.G. O.G. O.G. O.G. O.G. O.G.
04:47Full plus full, ikaw lang nakapag-equate.
04:49Yes, Michael Jordan's for you.
04:54And then, natutulog ba ang joke award goes to...
05:00Ryan Bang!
05:01And in two for all her natutulog ba jokes and dreams.
05:07Grabe, masakit dito for Kareem.
05:09Oo, pisa lang humiriti.
05:11Grabe.
05:12Ibig sabihin may chance pa ako maging gumichance.
05:15Congrats, Ryan, Kimmy.
05:17Thank you, thank you so much.
05:19Nakakahiya.
05:20Kasi alam niyo, madalang people, bago ako matulog, hinahanda ko joke.
05:23Araw-araw, pag binibita ako, alam nila lahat.
05:26Alam ng lahat ng host joke.
05:28Kaya, lagi na mamatay yung joke ko.
05:31Yan.
05:31Pero gusto niyo pa last joke?
05:33Yes!
05:35Anong award lagi nakso-sorry?
05:38Ano?
05:39Pata-ar.
05:43Sa'yo nga yan, sa'yo yan.
05:45Sa'yo talaga yan.
05:47Pata-araw.
05:47Pata-araw.
05:47Pata-araw.
05:48Pata-araw.
05:49Pata-araw.
05:49Pata-araw.
05:49Pata-araw.
05:50Pata-araw.
05:52Thank you, thank you.
05:54And of course, in behalf of Kim Chiu, we're going to accept the award for her balay jokes.
06:01Ay, yami na may movie ka.
06:03Yes po.
06:04Of course, December 25.
06:05Kasama po kami kay Meme at Ms. Nadine Luce ang Call Me Mother po.
06:10December 25.
06:10Metro Manila Film Festival.
06:12Oh, galing.
06:12Official entry.
06:13Di ba, Meme?
06:14Ang galing.
06:15Okay, mother.
06:15Okay, mother.
06:17Ang galing lang tayo.
06:17Yeah, pala.
06:20Congratulations!
06:22Thank you so much.
06:23Okay.
06:24Please welcome our next presenters, Ralph De Leon and Smear.
06:29Thank you, Ralph De Leon and Smear.
06:59Ang can't say no challenge.
07:01Lahat ginagawa para sa mga madla.
07:03Go lang ng go na para bang iiwan ng mga diyowa kapag di sumunod ng utos.
07:07Kaya naman gusto namin sabihin na you're seen.
07:10You're appreciated at occasionally pinagtatawanan ng madlang people.
07:14But that's part of your charm.
07:15Kaya here are the nominees.
07:21Augie Angkasi.
07:29Nagpalagay ako ng serum ulit.
07:40Sapakat gusto kong bumata ulit.
07:42Pero parang kulang pa.
07:44Oh, human papa.
07:47Mas madaming serum, mas madaming sweldo.
07:50Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:53Dance.
07:56Paano mag-R&B yung tunog?
07:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:00Balan.
08:01Bwong! Bwong!
08:02Paano kung si Gary Vee ang gumawa niyan?
08:04Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:05Bwong! Bwong!
08:06Bwong!
08:09Paano naman kung si Eric Santos ang boses ng tren?
08:12Bwong! Bwong!
08:14Bwong! Bwong!
08:16Gusto niya ang gulog?
08:17Let's go, Jackie!
08:23Jackie Gonzaga.
08:25Pickle mo nga siya ng isang pasapog dyan na dance number.
08:29Let's go, Jackie!
08:44Kasi nagmamadali dun.
08:46Isi mo naman pamunta doon?
08:47O punta ka doon, go.
08:49Ginawa mo lang kung punta ka?
08:59MC.
09:02MC, kung sasayawan mo siya,
09:04Anong sasayawan mo siya?
09:05Ay, ibang.
09:08Sayaw mo siya ni Gina pareng?
09:16Yasi.
09:17Yasi.
09:18Yasi.
09:19Yasi.
09:21Yasi.
09:22Yasi.
09:23Yasi.
09:24Yasi.
09:25Yasi.
09:26Yasi.
09:27Yasi.
09:28Yasi.
09:29Yasi.
09:30Yasi.
09:31Down bling!
09:32Down bling!
09:33Down bling!
09:34Down bling!
09:35Down bling!
09:36Who let the dogs out?
09:38Who let the dogs out?
09:41Yasi.
09:42Yasi.
09:43Yasi.
09:44Yasi.
09:45Yasi.
09:46Yasi.
09:47Yasi.
09:48Yasi.
09:49Yasi.
09:50Yasi.
09:51Yasi.
09:52Yasi.
09:53Yasi.
09:54Yasi.
09:55Yasi.
09:56Yasi.
09:57Yasi.
09:58Yasi.
09:59Yasi.
10:00Yasi.
10:01Yasi.
10:02Yasi.
10:03Yasi.
10:04Yasi.
10:05Yasi.
10:06Yasi.
10:07Yasi.
10:08Yasi.
10:09Yasi.
10:10Yasi.
10:11Yasi.
10:12Yasi.
10:13Yasi.
10:14Yasi.
10:15You're not a big fan!
10:17Why are you talking about this?
10:19Why?
10:21Why are you talking about this?
10:22Why are you talking about this?
10:24You're a modern host.
10:26You're a big fan?
10:27You're a big fan.
10:29You're a big fan.
10:40And Gina, Gina Alla War…
10:42And the Gina Gina Alhara Award goes to...
10:52Ogie Alcacen and Johnny Gonzales!
10:57It's a tie!
10:59Congratulations!
11:01Did you pay me to get paid for the award?
11:04They just paid for it.
11:06Oh, great!
11:07Oh, great!
11:08Oh, great!
11:09I feel bad for Jackie.
11:16May katay siya eh.
11:18Kaya nga, Sir Oggy.
11:20Hindi ko narinig yung pangalan mo.
11:22Masali ako, Sir Oggy.
11:24Oo, halika na dito.
11:26Bakit pa lang ayaw mo?
11:28Congrats, Sir Oggy.
11:30Ah, gusto ko lang po magpasalamat.
11:32Maraming maraming salamat, Madlang People.
11:34It's showtime sa parangal po na ito.
11:37Alam niyo po talaga, ginagawa ko lahat.
11:40Ginagawa ko lahat.
11:41Ganun po talaga pag nagmamahal, ibibigay mo lahat ng kaya mo.
11:44Ay!
11:46Period.
11:47Period.
11:48Ang ganda ng speech mo.
11:49Ay, thank you. Ikaw naman po.
11:50Alam niyo po, ito'y isang testimonya.
11:53Nang pagsatsaga at pagpupursige.
11:57Totoo po ito.
11:58Mantakin ninyo, sa napakaikling panahon, may award na po ako.
12:03Diba?
12:04Ang bilis.
12:05Yan ay nagpapatunoy na talagang ako ay...
12:08Ano nga ba ang award to?
12:10Gina G.
12:11Oo.
12:12Pero totoo po yun, Madlang People.
12:13Lahat ay gagawin ko.
12:14Ako ay Gina G.
12:15Para sa Madlang People at para sa aking showtime family.
12:19Maraming salamat.
12:20More awards to come.
12:22Yay!
12:23Well deserved.
12:24Well deserved.
12:27Congratulations, Kuya Omi and Jackie.
12:29Maraming salamat.
12:30Ngayon naman, palapakan po natin ang napakaganda nating presenter, Negi.
12:39Ay solo lang siya.
12:40Ay, oo.
12:41Laging iso na.
12:42Ating shoot.
12:43Ating shoot.
12:44Ating shoot.
12:45Ayaw sumama dun sa dalawang komedyante.
12:46Grabe.
12:47Uso.
12:48Nakala mo hindi pitid yung pantaloon niya ngayon.
12:52Magandang tanghali.
12:53Wow.
12:54What's up, Madlang People?
12:57Okay, ang Glow Up Award ay ibinibigay sa host...
12:59Ay, nagtatagalog din pala si Lebron.
13:01Di si Lebron.
13:02Di si Lebron.
13:03Di si Lebron.
13:04Ay, talo kita kagabi.
13:06Okay, ang Glow Up Award ay ibinibigay sa host na may di magandang nakaraan.
13:11Ngunit may makapanindig balahibong face card.
13:16Ngayon, eto na.
13:17The nominees are...
13:24Tebi Corpius.
13:25Tebi Corpius.
13:27Tebi Corpius.
13:38My God!
13:39My God!
13:40My God!
13:41My God!
13:42My God!
13:43Who is the man?
13:45How are you?
13:46What's the name?
13:47How are you?
13:50How are you?
13:51How are you?
13:52They are all the people.
13:54Come here.
13:55Let's go.
13:56Let's go.
13:57Come here.
13:58Let's go.
13:59What's up?
14:00Mother People!
14:07Let's go!
14:12Ape naman!
14:15John Hilario
14:16Maraming maraming salamat
14:17to the sequel
14:18Love, Love and Peace!
14:20Parking Free!
14:24Oh!
14:25Park! Park! Park!
14:26Park! Park! Park!
14:27Park! Park!
14:28Park! Park!
14:29Park!
14:30Park!
14:31Park!
14:32Park!
14:33Park!
14:34Park!
14:39Vice is God!
14:40Dito ako dito ako!
14:42S-T-H-I-S-E
14:44Park!
14:45Dibaan!
14:46Yes!
14:47Thank you for your money!
14:48Wow!
14:49Wow!
14:50Salamat sa'yo, Vice!
14:52Ang ganda! Diba matang people ang maganda?
14:54Sige no?
15:01Ape!
15:04Wow!
15:05Wow!
15:16Tayo!
15:21Sige!
15:22Vice!
15:23Sa'yo kami, Fred!
15:24Pag hindi ka nalalo rito, diluto!
15:26Dope!
15:27Ha!
15:40Tawa naman yung transformation mo!
15:43kuha naman yung transformation mo!
15:44Sige mo!
15:46Sige mo!
15:49Hinao kami!
15:50Housing!
15:51Ito wala pa yung transformation mo.
15:54Congrats.
15:57Alam mo, nakakatawa sana itong award na ito,
15:59pero misa'n napasakit din yung, hindi pa na-award yung chowa mo.
16:02Bubulong sa'yo, babe, parang ikaw ito.
16:05Sorry.
16:06Wala na pang result?
16:07Oo.
16:08Wala na pang result, ha?
16:09Tapos binulungan ka na ng asamong, babe, parang sa'yo ito.
16:15Marami pong salamat sa pagkilala,
16:18sa mga munting pagbabago.
16:21May mga bagay na hindi natin napipigil sa pangyayari.
16:28Mabibigla na lamang tayo, ay, nagbago na pala.
16:34Kaya, nakakataba po ng puso na kinikilala niyo ang mga munting pagbabago
16:41sa aking itsura.
16:43Ngunit gusto kong ialay ang award na ito
16:47sa isa pang kasamahan
16:48na pakiwari ko ay napagkaitan ng hustisya.
16:54Dahil piling ko, kung tamang entries ang ibinigay,
16:59maaring siya ang nanalo.
17:00Pero dahil ninakawan siya ng tamang entry, hindi siya nanalo.
17:05Kung nakita sana natin...
17:06Kung nakita sana natin...
17:08Ganyan!
17:10Eh, ganyan!
17:12Kung nakita sana natin...
17:13Nakita lang kasi natin yung before.
17:16Oo.
17:17Okay.
17:18Pero yung now, kung makita mo, ay, ang lucky pala talaga ng change.
17:22Ibang klaseng glow up.
17:24Kung nakita niyo, ito na siya ngayon, hindi pa pa siya mananayin.
17:28Eh!
17:31Teddy!
17:32Teddy!
17:33Teddy!
17:34Teddy!
17:36Teddy!
17:39Teddy!
17:40Nagdatasan ako sana sibong na baro.
17:43Inaaalay ko sa'yo ang award na ito.
17:45This award, from the baby, isa ka ng job, Lord.
17:52I love you, Mother Sita. I love you.
17:55Wow, tawang tawang. Alam mo, ang ganda mo rin ngayon.
17:59Diyos ko.
18:00Ganyan ka pang damit, nagbuka kang baklang celery.
18:05Pero marami sila.
18:06Ito sa'yo, ina-okay na yan.
18:07Ina-okay na yan!
18:09Tagapin mo!
18:10I would like to thank Dr. Aviki Bello for all the wonderful changes.
18:15At, Panginoon, maraming maraming salamat sa araw-araw na ibinibigay mo sa akin
18:22para makapagtiris pa.
18:26Thank you very much.
18:27May this be an inspiration to everyone
18:30na hindi pahuli ang lahat.
18:33Kaya pa natin gumanda.
18:35Tandaan nyo,
18:37basta may bello, may gaganda sa mundo.
18:40Yay!
18:45Congratulations, Pome Men!
18:48Maliban sa kulita ng host, tumatak na rin ang produkto ng tawag ng tanghalan.
18:54Please welcome our TNC champions,
18:57J.M. Yusures,
18:59Raven,
19:00Raya Jan,
19:01Jameel,
19:03and
19:04Marco Rudeo.
19:06With our TNC jurada,
19:08Pan Pan Son Mom,
19:10The Philippine Soul Jiva,
19:12Clarice!
19:15Boom!
19:20It's Showtime Award!
19:22To present the Award,
19:24here are Miss Iamina and Miss Chanda Romero!
19:38Welcome to Showtime!
19:40Call Me Mother Represent!
19:41Yeah!
19:52What's your name?
19:53I'm really like a person.
19:54Yeah!
19:55We want to be a member of Floor of Mo May.
19:58We're welcome.
19:59We're welcome.
20:00We have a number.
20:01To be the number of two moments,
20:02we're going to go to the world.
20:04We're going to hear this song.
20:05We're going to be a number of three moments,
20:06we are going to be around.
20:08For the two moments,
20:09we're going to be coming up and we're going to be one of four moments.
20:12We're going to be on the top of the world.
20:14We're going to be about 3.
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