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00:00It doesn't feel fair to get your heart broken at Christmas.
00:13Especially when you never saw it coming.
00:21I usually love this time of year.
00:25I mean, don't we all?
00:27Carts are a little more open.
00:30Everything's a little more hopeful.
00:34I still remember when my dad moved us here after the divorce.
00:38He was so excited to show me London at Christmas.
00:41The city's just so magical.
00:43And back then we both needed some magic.
00:50And maybe it was the lights, or the fact it was Christmas, or maybe it was just time.
00:55But it changed everything.
01:00My mom may have been traveling the world with her boyfriend of the month, but I had my dad.
01:09I made friends, and I created a whole life for myself.
01:13I think these from my mom.
01:15It was fun!
01:18Everything was fine.
01:19Life goes on.
01:20But earlier this year, my dad retired and broke his hip in a motorcycle accident.
01:27He's different.
01:28He's different.
01:29Withdrawn.
01:30And I'm the only one here to notice it.
01:34Of course, I'm gonna take care of him the way that he takes care of me.
01:39And it made it hard for me to keep up with work, which has never happened to me before.
01:44And then, if that wasn't enough, here come my best friends telling me,
01:49Oh, we think you're missing out on life because you haven't been on a date in a while?
01:54Which I thought was insane.
01:56But you know, then doubt crept in, and I thought,
01:58Do I have no life?
02:00Do I have too many walls up?
02:01Do I just not trust love?
02:03So I did this thing, and it totally turned my life upside down.
02:09I actually found someone.
02:15At least I thought I did.
02:19And here I am, on a train, at Christmas, the most romantic, magical time of the year.
02:27And I'm by myself.
02:30And all I can think about is that I had the chance to be with somebody really great.
02:39And I made the wrong choice.
02:43My dear, when I asked where you were headed, I meant which stop?
02:48Oh.
02:50Lexford.
02:51Well, you've arrived.
02:54Merry Christmas.
02:55It is the season.
03:00It is.
03:16Merry Christmas.
03:22Merry Christmas.
03:23Merry Christmas.
03:23Merry Christmas.
03:24Merry Christmas.
03:25left the front door open again dad you know it concerns me that you are not concerned about
03:41your safety you do all the worrying for me so any plans to leave the house today yeah
03:48I thought I'd have tea with the royal family and maybe a polo match afterwards do I detect a bit
03:54of sass this early in the morning good for you really that's quite brilliant isn't it yeah it's
04:03great except for the fact that you're supposed to be moving otherwise your scar tissue is gonna
04:06get all stiff and immobile I believe that the term that the doctor used was exactly move it or lose
04:12it and you're supposed to be working on your core everything comes from the core work on your own
04:16bloody core look why don't you take a train into the city today and you can take one of the old
04:21routes and see the guys and then I'll meet you for coffee maybe tomorrow you're right I'll come by
04:26later then with curries with curries oh best daughter best dad you know I can't feed myself
04:33if you have other plans yeah that just means you'll have Guinness for dinner sounds heavenly
04:46another day another nothing doesn't lady snoozeworth have enough plaid waistcoats you think
04:56Nicola wants me to come up with something different for her clients something fresh but classic unlike
05:02this martial latte with extra salt of caramel what are you the king of caffeine I prefer your majesty
05:07but since you're an American I'm gonna let it slide I need a triple espresso with an extra shot and
05:11you pour it directly into my veins tough night yeah getting two children bathed into bed I wrote
05:17closing remarks to my next case and fell asleep with cabbage leaves in my bra sounds like a wild
05:21night yeah the internet said it would cure my mastitis wake him and die oh Kate I found a Christmas
05:33present uh Christmas is like three weeks away yeah this can't wait the 12 days of Christmas
05:38this holiday season let us bring the merry with festive matchmaking that will really jingle your
05:45bells yeah it's a Christmas themed dating service brilliant I wish I'd thought of it
05:50there is no way I would ever do that no no okay oh this is gonna be good why not just watch the ad
05:59it's really cute there's a little cupid and it's dressed up like father Christmas ew do you hear
06:04yourself this is clearly meant to exploit the fears of people who who don't want to be alone
06:09at Christmas I mean beware single people cuffing season is upon us I think it sounds fun yeah well
06:16then you do it oh okay yeah sure no I will except I've got that peach of a husband yeah who you met
06:20when you were like 15 so of course you think dating sounds fun okay fine but I'm not wrong you need
06:27some fun you never go out anymore I'm out more than she is and I've got a five month old and you don't see
06:33me judging your choices I'm not judging I'm just trying to help okay and your stress has been on
06:39the rise I can sense it and you've been a saint helping your dad and you are the catch of the
06:45century we talk about it behind your back I mean she does most of the talking but it's as annoying as
06:51it is we care okay you guys really I'm fine okay sure she's fine but what about joy huh what about
07:01adventure and connection okay this dating thing could be weird but it might also be fun and you might
07:11let some new things into your life and so I'm signing you up because you need you need this
07:17I need this for you let it go
07:2112 men Kate 12 12 12 12 men get a life
07:31big boy
07:35I don't know
07:35it is
07:35this isn't over
07:37getting
07:38in
07:42I don't agree
07:44Why haven't I seen this one before?
08:10Have you?
08:11Last spring, I didn't love it.
08:13But now, yeah, still don't love it.
08:17Oh, uh, what if we did it from this angle?
08:20Then we could sort of, like, uh, have them going appalling.
08:24What else?
08:26Uh, I have...
08:30Sorry, yeah, it's just...
08:32I've been having kind of a tough time since my dad's accident,
08:35but I'm coming back.
08:36Kate!
08:37This is one of the only female-owned design houses on Savile Row.
08:41No, there is no trying.
08:43You must do.
08:44Could you just quote Yoda at me?
08:46Who?
08:47Forget it.
08:482021.
08:49Kate Middleton selected the Nicola by Nicola trouser to wear to the pricking of the vodka.
08:54My design and tailoring were the main draw, of course, but with your pattern...
08:59It was the perfect mix.
09:01And we made history.
09:02Remember?
09:03The single most important moment of my professional career?
09:06Yes, I remember.
09:07Did you know I was going through a divorce from husband number three at the time?
09:11And a nasty custody battle over our racehorse.
09:14No, I didn't know that.
09:16Exactly.
09:17So get it together, darling.
09:19Art shouldn't have an Auschwitz.
09:21What's this now?
09:33This is your intervention.
09:37Sit down and we'll begin.
09:42Ed to Rute.
09:43I'm sorry.
09:44She's scary.
09:49Exhibit A.
09:50Your joggers.
09:51Oof.
09:52Faker talk.
09:54What would they say?
09:56Help!
09:57No.
09:58I think they would probably object to this line of questioning.
10:01I'm sorry.
10:02Is there a new law against being comfortable?
10:05Exhibit B.
10:07Your Insta.
10:08Nary a new post or story in over a year.
10:13Well, yeah.
10:14Because I've been out in the real world living my life.
10:17Give me your phone.
10:18No.
10:19No.
10:20No.
10:21Why would I do that?
10:22Because on it would be...
10:24Exhibit C.
10:26Her calendar.
10:27Empty.
10:28Okay.
10:29You know what?
10:30I'm gonna chalk this all up to sleep deprivation on your part.
10:32No, this is your best friend talking.
10:34Who loves you very dearly and is desperate to give you a wake up call.
10:38The 12 dates of Christmas.
10:4512 opportunities to get out of your normal life to do something different.
10:50To let loose and let good times roll.
10:53Or 12 possible horror stories you can entertain us with.
10:56I mean, that alone is a great reason to do it.
10:58See?
10:59This is my point.
11:00It's a joke.
11:01No.
11:02The point is that you won't even consider it.
11:03You haven't been on a date in years.
11:05It hasn't been that long.
11:06It has most definitely been that long.
11:08Even if it had been that long, which it hasn't.
11:10I'll date when I'm ready.
11:12Okay?
11:13When it's on my terms.
11:15I've watched you resist anything stronger than a handshake.
11:18Bunch of first dates but no follow up.
11:21You avoid giving anybody a chance.
11:25Okay.
11:26So to sum this all up, you're saying that my life is a total disaster and that dating is gonna fix everything.
11:32No, that's not what we're saying.
11:33I'm not talking to you.
11:34I'm talking to a wig lady.
11:35It's called a peruke actually.
11:37I used to sit and watch you sketch for hours.
11:40You were totally lost in it and it was the most wonderful thing to watch because I could see how happy it made you.
11:46And I don't see you do that anymore.
11:51Something's changed.
11:53We just wanna see you happy.
11:55We wanna see a smile on that face and some light in those eyes.
11:59We just wanna see you hang out with, you know, frankly anyone except, you know, this old geezer.
12:05Sorry?
12:07Just give it a go.
12:10And besides, you know, I already signed you up, so...
12:15Okay.
12:16Well, you know what?
12:17I hate to tell you this, but you wasted your money.
12:19And even though I technically love you guys, I also sort of hate you right now because you're making me feel like my entire life is just one big problem.
12:28So with that, I bid you adieu.
12:31Curry's on the table.
12:32Have a great night.
12:33Kate, wait.
12:37You're too young to spend every night with your old man.
12:42Go and live your life.
12:44I could say the same thing to you.
12:46You've taken care of me long enough.
12:49I can get my own curry.
12:51Can you?
12:52Maybe it's time for me to change it up a bit too.
12:59Fine.
13:01Okay.
13:03Getting my dad involved?
13:04Really dirty move.
13:05Well, yeah.
13:06I know how to win a case.
13:07Anyway, go and get changed and put your face on because your first date starts in 90 minutes.
13:14I'll be there.
13:16Great.
13:17Nice to meet you.
13:23Sign on.
13:28You've done so many.
13:32At holiday time, when magic happens, it's a jolly old time, in Manhattan.
13:56Holiday greetings.
13:57I'm Drew, the founder of the 12 Dates of Christmas dating program.
14:04And I'm your Christmas Cupid.
14:07Welcome to the first of 12 magical romantic experiences.
14:11Let me see.
14:12You are Kate Tucker, textile designer.
14:15Very cool. American and English. Amazing.
14:20Loves to read very romantic-y.
14:22Whoa. No, no. That's not me.
14:24You know, my friend.
14:25No judgment here.
14:2612 Dates were created to inspire connections in ways that you might not expect.
14:33Sometimes you'll meet in a group.
14:34Sometimes you'll meet one-on-one.
14:36But all you need to know is that my matchmaking intuition is hard at work.
14:43And the 12 Dates philosophy is this time of year is perfect to open your heart to romance.
14:51Is it? Absolutely.
14:54You'll see.
14:55I'll see.
15:10Nervous?
15:11Is it just me or does this whole thing feel kind of like an Agatha Christie novel?
15:15Like, they lure us here for romance and one of us is going to end up dead on the library floor.
15:19My love life has been a murder mystery for years.
15:23Your courage awaits.
15:24You're so whack.
15:26Yeah.
15:28And I'll see you in the bottom of my heart.
15:30You see, I don't know, it's really bad.
15:33You see, I'm so experienced and I will see not at all.
15:36There's been a kind of a crush on my modern life.
15:37You see, I can't see такое living.
15:38But you've heard me look twice.
15:40People be in school that I like a movie movies.
15:41That's how lucky I love my dad.
15:42Don't make friends.
15:43Too much.
15:43He's in the middle of my mom song.
15:45They're cold out.
15:45Wow.
15:45You see, my husband.
15:46hasn't got close enough 이걸.
15:47and your date is on the way won't be long
16:06okay this is pretty cute
16:17it's crunchy
16:47it won't start
16:48knock knock
16:57i'm afraid i've not got the best news
17:01i can't believe there was a no-show and i never expected that to happen honestly it's fine because
17:08i didn't even want to do this i was literally forced into this so it's funny you know and now
17:13it's good because i can report back that it was a spectacular failure
17:16thank you don't let it deter you the 12 days will make it up to you i promise
17:23this is not for me i i i am not a dinner for two romance kind of a person i just i don't need it
17:31i don't want it but i appreciate the breadsticks hup hup driver
17:35give me all your pasties and nobody gets hurt
17:43give me all your pasties and nobody gets hurt
17:56she survived how was it
17:57it's not great it was a no-show no yeah laura's apoplectic church will have a full refund by the
18:04morning that's a shame i was hoping for hilarity it was just sad yeah well at least it's proof that
18:10the answer to all of life's questions is not in a dating service i wouldn't say that
18:15why we never really date and when you do you always find the floor
18:18it's funny because i seem to remember choosing you for a brief moment in time
18:23one kiss in uni doesn't count
18:24whatever you know dating is just so messy when the right person comes into my life i'm gonna know
18:30sorry sorry sorry train delay was murder
18:34kate you look lovely all dressed up thanks want to join us that's okay i'm just gonna go see my dad
18:44i'm sure the next one will go great if he shows up
18:47date two tonight
19:00i'm busy oh we both know that's not true why are you making me do this because i have been with
19:08the same man my entire life and i need you to go out and have a wonderful highly spicy time
19:17and come back and tell me all the details spicy bit
19:21oh
19:35Cross the sign of codes, two, four, and fifteen, and one, and thirty, and a half.
19:39Watch the clouds, don't believe it.
19:48Oh.
19:49Hi, Mom.
19:50Goodness, you look tired.
19:52Thanks for that.
19:53You, of course, look radiant, as always.
19:57You are.
19:58This whole term, the grenadines does wonders for the body, among other things.
20:03I don't even want to know what that means.
20:05I would like you to come here for the holidays.
20:09What?
20:10Well, you're always with your dad for Christmas.
20:12It's so gloomy there.
20:14We could spend Christmas Day on the beach in a bikini.
20:18Or a...
20:19No, whatever.
20:19Frankini.
20:20No.
20:20Whatever it is you want.
20:22Mom, Dad is having a really rough time, so I have to be here.
20:25And actually, I don't even think that I can be with you for New Year's this year, either, so sorry.
20:30But Nugget, New Year's is our thing.
20:33We always meet for New Year's.
20:34Yeah.
20:35I know, but I have to be here.
20:38Anyway, look at the time.
20:40I have to go get ready for a date, so...
20:42What?
20:42A date?
20:43Hey!
20:43Bye-bye.
20:44Gotta go.
20:44Bye.
20:44No.
20:45Get...
20:45The mittens have landed.
20:57And that's my cue.
21:00Glad you're coming around again.
21:02Don't get mushy on me.
21:04Evelyn.
21:05I haven't seen you around here lately.
21:07No, I've been busy.
21:09Well, retirement will do that.
21:11I took up 20 hobbies in my first year.
21:16Such as the book club that knits.
21:18What about you?
21:20What about you?
21:22Bird houses.
21:23Oh.
21:24I can't stop making them.
21:25I've got about 40 in my shed.
21:26How's the hip?
21:33In this village, nothing goes unnoticed.
21:36It's fine.
21:39My Latin aerobics class will loosen those hips quite a bit.
21:43What's Latin aerobics?
21:44Stop by tomorrow.
21:47Think you'll like it.
21:48It'll be fun.
21:51Oi.
21:52Button it.
22:01Like Cinderella.
22:03The shoe fits perfectly.
22:05Drew, remind me which part of Cinderella involved her breaking both her ankles.
22:08Don't worry.
22:10You will have someone to hang on to.
22:12Meet Oliver.
22:18She's pretty far away.
22:21You both skate towards each other, meet in the middle and form a connection.
22:25It'll be epic.
22:27Oh.
22:32It'll be something.
22:46Hi.
22:47Is this the night you had in mind?
22:54You know, I was actually picturing comfortable seating and strong drinks.
22:59Okay.
23:04Well, I haven't done this in a long time.
23:06Date?
23:06It's gate, but date applies too.
23:10So, why are you?
23:12I mean, I'm just so curious about the type of person who would actually sign up for this.
23:16I could say the same to you.
23:18Oh, no, no.
23:19I am here against my will.
23:20Okay?
23:20I was forced into this.
23:21It was an ambush.
23:22And I will have my revenge.
23:24You know, my friends think I don't get out enough.
23:27Oh, this is harder than I remember.
23:31It's just harder than I remember.
23:31Dating.
23:32Escaping.
23:33Sorry, are you going to answer my question?
23:36Why am I doing 12 dates?
23:39I'm just going to say it.
23:40Loneliness.
23:42That's a bold admission.
23:43Good for you.
23:44Yeah, this time last year, I was in a relationship, and I thought this might help me move on.
23:49At least not feel alone at Christmas.
23:52Is it working?
23:54I think so.
23:56I think that's for us.
23:58I hope so.
23:59It wasn't too bad.
24:04That's enough.
24:07There he was, just wedged right between the seats, completely.
24:13Couldn't stand up.
24:13Had to get not one, but two ushers.
24:15They yanked me out.
24:16Oh, no.
24:17Yeah, and I guess that's why they say don't do bottomless mimosas before you go see Wicked.
24:24So, um, what's the story with your last relationship?
24:29Oh, um, she ended things.
24:32What did you do?
24:33It was more about what I didn't do.
24:35Everything about our relationship was, uh, outside my comfort zone, which I thought I didn't like.
24:41Turns out it's the best.
24:42I only realized too late.
24:43Hey, you live and you learn, right?
24:46Gosh.
24:47What am I doing?
24:48On a date, whinging about my ex.
24:50It's fine.
24:51Feel your feelings, my guy.
24:52I'm here for you.
24:54You friendzoning me?
24:56I'm just trying to be a good listener.
24:58Pretty much everything about this experience is out of my comfort zone.
25:03And I don't think it's a good thing.
25:06I think it could be.
25:08Hmm.
25:10Oh.
25:13Ugh.
25:15Will we?
25:16Bad luck not to.
25:38Oh, no.
25:40i'm sorry oh you're so nice
25:52oh i didn't realize she was everything i ever wanted until she was gone and now whenever i meet
25:59someone perfectly nice all i can think about is her she wanted to plan a life together
26:04she wanted to get married on a boat i told her i wasn't a boat person what does that even mean
26:14okay can't you just tell her how you feel no she's met someone else now she's moved on
26:23okay so what what so she met someone else i mean you can still tell her how you feel
26:30it's too late you don't know that i mean how is she supposed to know how you feel unless you tell her
26:41i'm embarrassed he just wept into my mouth i think if you can get through that you can
26:46get through talking to your ex-girlfriend
26:51so yeah i think i uh i think i really inspired him
26:53or send to get his heart broken again he literally cried on your face in my mouth
26:59oh it was upsetting but kind of sweet you know i mean we love a guy who's in touch with his feelings
27:05this was supposed to be about you not some rando come on i helped this guy reconnect with the love
27:09of his life that's like the most romantic thing i've ever been a part of oh this is my point the
27:14most romantic thing you've ever been a part of and it's not even for you i mean i hate to say it but
27:17she's right it's fine it's fine the next one is gonna be brilliant oh because you have the inside
27:22scoop now i have drew on speed dial oh that poor woman she needs to know you and me come as a package
27:28deal this is true so the physical therapist says that you're not doing your exercises yeah i feel
27:38done i'm pretty sure that's for them to decide not you haven't you got a date to get ready for i have
27:44some extra time thought i would go to goring maybe walk along the tens you want to join me uh go maybe
27:51tomorrow another day well we could take it slow maybe another day
28:00all right fine just at least walk around the block or something would you yeah yeah think about it
28:08well excuse me for trying to keep your joints from completely fusing together for lack of exercise
28:21and behind i'm behind i'm behind the child's dog
28:41What do you think?
28:46Max?
28:48Come on, come with me.
28:49What?
28:50Trust me.
28:52Oh, no.
28:54Just go to the back.
28:56Take it easy.
28:58And...
29:00One.
29:01Two.
29:02Okay, easy now.
29:03You can do this, front.
29:05Go to the side, and the side,
29:08side, and side.
29:10Now we're pushing the hats.
29:12I'm pushing.
29:13Don't be kind.
29:14Don't be kind.
29:15Push.
29:16Move those hips, and you can shimmy.
29:19Move those hips.
29:20I can't do that.
29:21I can't do that.
29:22Here you go.
29:40Are you ready for another magical experience?
29:47Simply bursting with anticipation.
29:54Wow.
29:55I'm pretty proud of this one.
29:57Remember, love is what you bake of it.
30:01Would you like to try it?
30:02I don't know.
30:03Thanks.
30:04Hi, uh, Anthony.
30:05Kate.
30:06Welcome to the 12 Dates of Christmas.
30:08Great British baking show.
30:09At each of your stations, you will find a recipe for a traditional wouf de Noël.
30:14Any chance you're a gifted baker?
30:15More of a scan the recipe once and hope for the best type.
30:16Once everyone has completed their dessert, the judge will choose the winning couple who
30:21will receive lessons with a private chef.
30:22Hang on.
30:23The prize is more kitchen labor?
30:24I'll do my best to lose, then.
30:25On your mark, get set.
30:26You will find a recipe for a traditional wouf de Noël.
30:31Any chance you're a gifted baker?
30:32More of a scan the recipe once and hope for the best type.
30:34Once everyone has completed their dessert, the judge will choose the winning couple who
30:38will receive lessons with a private chef.
30:43Hang on.
30:44The prize is more kitchen labor?
30:45I'll do my best to lose, then.
30:46Smart.
30:47On your mark, get set.
30:50Bake!
30:51Lot of words.
30:52Lot of words.
30:53Bye.
30:54I see the word eggs.
30:55Yeah, all right.
30:56Start there.
30:57Yeah.
30:58So, when was your last relationship?
30:59About a year ago.
31:00Any lingering feelings there?
31:05It was mutual, if that's what you mean.
31:10And amicable.
31:11That's good.
31:12And you?
31:13Oh, it's been a while.
31:18Here, have another egg.
31:19So, why this?
31:20Yeah?
31:21Why not, like, the apps?
31:22More efficient.
31:23User-friendly.
31:24User-friendly?
31:25It's very romantic.
31:26I'm a working dad, so I outsource everything that I can.
31:27This way, someone else picks the people, sets up the dates, and all I have to do is book
31:28a sitter.
31:29Kids, huh?
31:30Two girls.
31:31Cute.
31:32What about their mom?
31:33Remarried.
31:34Remarried.
31:35Remarried.
31:36To an accountant.
31:37Great guy, actually.
31:38Are you actually this nice?
31:39Yes.
31:40Here we are.
31:41Hmm.
31:42Oh.
31:43Oh.
31:44Oh.
31:45Oh.
31:46Oh, that is very bad.
31:47Hmm.
31:48What do I think is that?
31:49Oh, wait.
31:50Mm-hmm.
31:51Getting it?
31:52Mm-hmm.
31:53Like, burnt rubber kind of thing?
31:54Yeah, right in there.
31:55Oh.
31:56Well done.
31:57I think we nailed it.
31:58Yeah.
31:59Co-parenting is fine.
32:00The kids are used to it.
32:01It takes work, but we manage.
32:02Well, well, I mean, that's definitely what I'm going to do.
32:04Yeah.
32:05Yeah.
32:06Yeah.
32:07Yeah.
32:08Yeah.
32:09Yeah.
32:10Yeah.
32:11Yeah.
32:12Yeah.
32:13Yeah.
32:14Yeah.
32:15Yeah.
32:16Yeah.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Yeah.
32:19Yeah.
32:20Yeah.
32:21Yeah.
32:22Yeah.
32:23Yeah.
32:24Yeah.
32:25Well, I mean, that's definitely something you can be proud of.
32:29My parents split up when I was a teenager, and co-parenting was definitely not an option.
32:34I take it to mean it wasn't a harmonious split?
32:37My mom ripped my dad's heart out, and he tried to pretend that he was fine.
32:41How are things now?
32:43I'm really, really close with my dad.
32:46And my mom thinks we're close, but I mean, she ditched.
32:55Yeah.
32:56She's very free-spirited, which I wish I could say I admired, but honestly, I think it's just
33:01an excuse for her to be unreliable.
33:03Yeah.
33:04So, yeah, our thing's kind of messy.
33:06Mm-hmm.
33:07Want me to drink?
33:10Here we go.
33:11Mm-hmm.
33:12That's pretty good.
33:13Of course.
33:14A little bit of the snow.
33:16Mm-hmm.
33:17This little guy.
33:18Nice work.
33:19We'll make a good team.
33:20I think so, too.
33:22If you've come to try and make me shake my hips some more, please don't bother.
33:45Wouldn't dream of it.
33:47Women of Blacksford will become frenzied with desire.
33:51Come.
33:52A lot of people are intimidated when they first start.
34:01Well, I was kidnapped.
34:04Gets easier every time.
34:06Martin would be off his head if he knew that I was teaching Latin around.
34:20Latin aerobics.
34:21After he passed, I didn't know what I was going to do with myself.
34:35And eventually I realized that I was still me.
34:42Just a different version of myself.
34:45So I just got on with it.
34:50Oh.
34:51All this fuss.
34:52All I did was retire and break a hip.
34:53Exactly.
34:54So get over yourself.
34:55Martin was a good man.
34:56Yes, he was.
34:57But he would have died all over again if he'd seen you trying to die.
34:58Oh dear.
34:59There.
35:00There.
35:01There.
35:02Oh.
35:03Oh dear.
35:04Oh dear.
35:05There.
35:06There.
35:07There.
35:12Ah.
35:13Martin was a good man.
35:15Yes, he was.
35:17But he would have died all over again
35:19if he'd seen you trying to die.
35:21Oh, dear. There.
35:43Hmm.
35:53Oh, that was hard to watch.
35:55Yeah, it was. Poor woman.
35:57I know.
35:59I still think they should have given us something
36:01for having the most disgusting.
36:03I think we're the winners.
36:05Yeah. Well,
36:07you know, I didn't have high hopes for this,
36:09but I actually had a really good time.
36:11It was fun, too.
36:13Although, there is something I have to mention.
36:15Oh, boy. Here we go.
36:17It's not bad. I just...
36:19I'm not looking to just date someone.
36:21I want to get married again, have more children.
36:23Not today.
36:25I just
36:27find it's best to be really upfront about it.
36:29Here I was, just hoping to get your phone number.
36:31You can have it.
36:33Just... also want you to know what my intentions are.
36:36Okay.
36:38I respect that.
36:41What about you?
36:47What about me?
36:49Marriage, kids, your future.
36:51Ugh.
36:53Are you always this serious on a first date?
36:57Actually, yeah.
36:59Dating is time consuming.
37:01We both have really busy lives.
37:03It's just cut to the chase.
37:05What do you want?
37:09I don't know. I don't really think about it.
37:11Really?
37:13Really, I don't...
37:15Why are you doing all this?
37:19If you don't really know what you're looking for?
37:21It's a good question.
37:23Maybe I...
37:27Maybe I shouldn't be.
37:29Are you ever gonna block that...
37:39Dad?
37:41So he's not in the shed, he's not in the pub, and he's not in the pear tree.
37:47Where else could he be?
37:49How long should I wait before I file a missing parent report?
37:52Yeah, I'm not sure.
37:53Um, but anyway, there's always date number four.
37:55So, one more try.
37:56My friend.
37:57It's time to let it go.
37:58But there's nine more dates.
37:59That guy was right.
38:00I have no idea what I want.
38:01What's the point of doing all this if not a relationship or a serious commitment or a betrothal?
38:07Betrothal?
38:08Look, this is all too much for me to take on.
38:12I mean, it's like my dad and work and...
38:15I can't be trying to solve an existential crisis.
38:19It's just too much.
38:20Yeah.
38:21It'll just look so romantic.
38:23To have all that choice.
38:25To be hopeful and full of possibility.
38:28Do you know how hard it is to be a divorce lawyer who believes in true love?
38:32You really do contain multitudes.
38:34Thanks, babe.
38:35Seriously, I see you work so hard.
38:38And you take so much care of the people you love.
38:41And you deserve to have someone take care of you too.
38:43And I just really want to help you find that.
38:44I know.
38:45I know how badly you want this.
38:46If something amazing shows up at my door, I promise to open it.
38:50Oh.
38:51You promise?
38:52Promise.
38:55Now, can we please find this man?
38:57Oh.
38:58Buenos dias, Papa.
38:59Oh, ooh.
39:00Hang on.
39:01Where's my pants?
39:02I have more questions than answers.
39:03Well, I'm all grown up now.
39:04Oh.
39:05Oh.
39:06Oh.
39:07Oh.
39:08Oh.
39:09Oh.
39:10Hang on.
39:11Where's my pants?
39:12I have more questions than answers.
39:14Well, I'm all grown up now.
39:17Oh.
39:18Oh.
39:19Oh.
39:20Greetings. I come bearing gifts.
39:43No. No more mystery dates for me. I'm done.
39:46Well, why don't you just read the card?
39:48Look, I've been watching you.
39:52I'm scared.
39:53It's my job.
39:54And this doesn't come as much of a surprise, seeing as this is only a third date.
39:59But you haven't had your moment yet.
40:03What moment?
40:05The moment when you realise that this is why you're doing the 12 dates.
40:10Because of this person, or this experience, or this self-realisation.
40:16People do this programme because they're searching for something.
40:22And we help them find it.
40:26Okay, well, what if I don't even know what it is?
40:31That's the beauty of it.
40:33You don't have to know what it is.
40:35You just have to take a chance when it comes.
40:40He's here.
40:43Who's where?
40:45Richard.
40:46The guy from the first date.
40:48These are from him.
40:49He's in the cafe down the road.
40:51Read the card.
40:53Take a chance.
40:55Tis the season.
40:56Snowflays dancing on the windowpane
40:59Laughter echoing down the lane
41:03Something about this time of year
41:06Kate, sorry I was a note, Snow.
41:09I'm hoping you'll forgive me.
41:11Richard.
41:11P.S.
41:12I'm a complete and utter idiot for missing our first date.
41:14Love, magic and joy
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41:20We're gonna bring joy to your world
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