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00:00:29When my girlfriend
00:00:31No, no
00:00:32Please marry me.
00:00:33Are you sick?
00:00:34You thought
00:00:34Then come with me to see Mayday's concert.
00:00:37OK
00:00:38I will study hard
00:00:49Run to university and become a tech elite
00:00:51We want to have three children.
00:00:54The eldest brother's name was Bruce Lee.
00:00:56The second son's name is Li Xinjie
00:00:58The third son was named Li Bai.
00:01:00Thanks!
00:01:03Small head
00:01:04How to pronounce this character?
00:01:11roll
00:01:12Bruce Lee, this mountain
00:01:16Never see you again
00:01:17Little head jumps
00:01:19How I gave birth
00:01:28fool
00:01:34What's there to cry about?
00:01:36Eldest sister
00:01:38Where are the sisters?
00:01:44Will it be like these five petals?
00:01:46Protect the mad dragon in the middle forever
00:01:48so
00:01:49You must never cry again.
00:01:51Did you know?
00:01:52puppy
00:02:02puppy
00:02:03Don't worry, Lao Wang.
00:02:17We will never let any girl bully you again.
00:02:21Okay, I'll go get the puppy right away!
00:02:27Start chasing
00:02:29You weren't miserable enough just now.
00:02:31You've changed your life and bought a house.
00:02:34You've changed your life and bought a house.
00:02:54forever
00:02:55Time to eat
00:02:57We're here.
00:02:58break
00:03:26There is a very small matter in Luowa.
00:03:28Remember, you can't choose.
00:03:30Vibrating Light
00:03:31Lower it a little
00:03:35You're silly.
00:03:37Let surprise
00:03:41specialized
00:03:42law
00:03:44land
00:03:46none
00:03:49read
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00:03:58That's awesome!
00:03:59That's awesome!
00:04:00That's awesome!
00:04:01That's awesome!
00:04:02That's awesome!
00:04:03That's awesome!
00:04:04That's awesome!
00:04:05That's awesome!
00:04:06That's awesome!
00:04:07That's awesome!
00:04:12Li Kanglong
00:04:14Where are you?
00:04:15Here, here!
00:04:16You can't see me
00:04:17I can't see it.
00:04:18Don't make a scene.
00:04:19Of course you can't see it.
00:04:21This one...
00:04:22My latest invention: the invisibility cloak
00:04:25Invisibility Cloak
00:04:27Wow
00:04:28I really can't see you
00:04:29Now you know how amazing I am, right?
00:04:31Wow
00:04:32Wow, that's amazing!
00:04:33You idiot, you succeeded.
00:04:34I've been waiting for this day.
00:04:35I waited for a full sixteen years
00:04:37As a professional invisibility cloak person
00:04:39Take a car to a place
00:04:41Where
00:04:42Of course
00:04:44woman
00:04:54You waited sixteen years
00:04:55You will come in sixteen years.
00:04:56Women's changing room
00:04:57Wow!
00:04:58How would I know?
00:04:59Women's changing room
00:05:00Is this what you're looking for?
00:05:01The idiot died.
00:05:02Hurry up!
00:05:07Nine
00:05:08I'm telling you
00:05:09My period started today.
00:05:10right
00:05:11You come
00:05:12I just
00:05:14yes
00:05:15They really know how to pick money.
00:05:16Extremely challenging
00:05:17Hey
00:05:18What is this?
00:05:20Ha ha
00:05:21Ha ha ha ha
00:05:22That's amazing!
00:05:24I personally think of a lot of these idiots.
00:05:26yes
00:05:27Some people came down to take their seats.
00:05:28What is it called?
00:05:29I feel like someone is spying on me.
00:05:32Maybe not
00:05:33you
00:05:34Peeking
00:05:35What did you say?
00:05:37I'm telling you
00:05:38This changing room...
00:05:40Want to be haunted?
00:05:41Lies
00:05:42No way!
00:05:43I'm not lying to you.
00:05:44Senior said
00:05:45She once let her enter the house from under the pile of things.
00:05:48I saw blood
00:05:49Exposure or not, they pop up.
00:05:50Don't be afraid, everyone.
00:05:54Don't be afraid.
00:05:55Well
00:05:57good
00:05:58good
00:06:00good
00:06:01ah
00:06:06Ha ha
00:06:07Don't be afraid.
00:06:08Don't be afraid, everyone.
00:06:10You soap
00:06:11I know that's what you think.
00:06:12But in fact it is
00:06:13Ahhh
00:06:14oh
00:06:16ah
00:06:17Ah ah
00:06:18pain
00:06:19It hurts!
00:06:20ah
00:06:21Where are you taking me?
00:06:23Go where he should have gone
00:06:25Where to go
00:06:30You are going to
00:06:31You Mad Wolf
00:06:33You'll do such a bad thing tomorrow.
00:06:34This idiot
00:06:36Why did they beat you up at his house?
00:06:37My second sister actually found out.
00:06:45These are all ruined.
00:06:47stand up
00:06:53Come on, classmate, please sit down.
00:06:56Today, the teacher will introduce to everyone...
00:06:57New student who just transferred
00:07:00Let me introduce myself to everyone.
00:07:02Hello everyone, my name is Xu Xinmeng
00:07:04I transferred from Dongshi High School.
00:07:06I hope to become good friends with everyone.
00:07:10You can just call me Xiaomeng.
00:07:12Come, Xiaomeng
00:07:13There is an empty seat next to Li Kuanglong.
00:07:15Go sit next to me.
00:07:16Wow!
00:07:23Okay, we have another new student.
00:07:29Okay, we have another new student.
00:07:31May I have your name
00:07:33Hello everyone, my name is Xu Xinmeng
00:07:36It's confirmed! It's confirmed! It's confirmed! It's confirmed!
00:07:39Peeping into the women's changing room
00:07:41My family must be female celestial bodies
00:07:42What's so interesting about a changing room?
00:07:43And that Samba
00:07:45On the first day of transferring schools, they all arrived
00:07:46I went to the director's office
00:07:47If the second sister tells the eldest sister
00:07:48I placed the order and then confirmed it.
00:07:49That samba is quite cute.
00:07:52I forgot what her name was, Xiaomeng.
00:07:53But now is not the time to talk about women's feelings.
00:07:57I want to live
00:07:58I might as well just run away and fly away.
00:08:00Why not just bring out the lip official and send him to the country as a soldier?
00:08:02This has been popular for so long!
00:08:05Don't be silly, there's no such thing as savings.
00:08:09My older sister always kept all the red envelopes for me when I was little.
00:08:11No, I need to pull myself together.
00:08:13Today I'm going to teach them to never interfere with me again.
00:08:16It's absolutely necessary to lose a rib and a hand.
00:08:18I'm going to flip it.
00:08:19No, no
00:08:20I'm going to give it my all!
00:08:22strangeness
00:08:25How did you get home so quickly?
00:08:27I think it's better to just let it go.
00:08:28I was too impulsive just now.
00:08:30The negative news is about to continue.
00:08:33We need to talk to them about cards today.
00:08:34Now
00:08:35A horizontal line means death.
00:08:36If you die, you die.
00:08:37A heavy sense of resentment
00:08:42Blood
00:08:43Second sister, what's wrong?
00:08:55Fourth sister, wake up! What's wrong with you?
00:08:57Fourth sister, wake up! What's wrong, sister?
00:09:10What's wrong, sister?
00:09:11What's wrong, sister?
00:09:12What’s wrong with you
00:09:14Fifth Sister
00:09:15Fifth Sister Third Sister
00:09:18Fifth Sister Third Sister
00:09:20Hello
00:09:22Ah Mon, I'm sorry.
00:09:25The eldest sister said
00:09:28Eldest sister said
00:09:31I'm back
00:09:50Why aren't you making red bean soup yet?
00:09:53My elder sister's red bean soup
00:10:08Second sister's cold medicine
00:10:12Third Sister Jiang Danai
00:10:15Fifth Sister's Hot Cocoa
00:10:19And Fourth Sister's big trotters
00:10:22My period is like a cold.
00:10:35Coming as soon as it happened
00:10:36Shameless
00:10:37Thankfully, Longlong made ginger milk.
00:10:39More effective than painkillers
00:10:40Yes, Longlong is the best!
00:10:43If she didn't peek at girls changing clothes
00:10:46That's fine.
00:10:47What did Mad Dragon peek at?
00:10:58No
00:10:59No
00:11:06you say
00:11:07What did Mad Dragon peek at?
00:11:09What did Mad Dragon peek at?
00:11:10What did Mad Dragon peek at?
00:11:11How many times have I told you?
00:11:24This woman is the most complex creature in the world.
00:11:39You're too much of an idiot to handle.
00:11:41You're too much of an idiot to handle.
00:11:44Your sisters work so hard to feed you.
00:11:47I've been working so hard to keep an eye on you
00:11:49Working hard as your nursing home director
00:11:51I worked so hard to lift you up and beat you.
00:11:54It's all because I love you.
00:11:56I won't let you get hurt by women.
00:11:59I can't bear being hurt by you
00:12:01Let her finish speaking
00:12:04She was abused by you since she was a child.
00:12:08Women
00:12:09I don't even care about it.
00:12:10Would you dare to like them?
00:12:14like
00:12:16Don't forget what happened back then.
00:12:18You like someone
00:12:19How terrible your fate will be.
00:12:20If this happens again...
00:12:22I will stop caring about you.
00:12:23You said it.
00:12:25So what if you like it?
00:12:26I'll add a girlfriend.
00:12:28You'll never care about me again.
00:12:29help me
00:12:34You say pay, then pay.
00:12:35I need to see if she is qualified.
00:12:40qualifications
00:12:41right
00:12:42I want to get into your house
00:12:44You must have me
00:12:46gentleness
00:12:50And the second son's elegance
00:12:52The Fifth Brother's Diligence
00:12:54And the fourth brother's thoughtfulness
00:12:58With the third brother
00:13:00The third son
00:13:01The third son
00:13:03that
00:13:05Wake up, wake up, wake up!
00:13:07Outrageous
00:13:09Equal to meeting these conditions
00:13:15I only admitted she was your girlfriend then.
00:13:19you...
00:13:20you...
00:13:28It's really too difficult.
00:13:33I'll show you how difficult this is.
00:13:36I just said my handsome young man is worth buying, so hurry!
00:13:40A virgin who hasn't been in bed for 16 years is buying meals and delivering them!
00:13:44Students, come and see!
00:13:45Girls
00:13:46Girls only!
00:13:47Girls
00:13:49classmate
00:13:50Do you want to watch a movie?
00:13:51Neurosis
00:13:53A virgin who had been out of bed for 16 years bought food and delivered it.
00:13:56What are you doing?
00:13:57Go away
00:13:58No.
00:13:59Listen to me first.
00:14:00I've investigated all of this.
00:14:02That woman from yesterday
00:14:03She transferred from Dongseok High School.
00:14:06Xu Jilong
00:14:07I already knew.
00:14:08well
00:14:09There's a lot more you don't know!
00:14:10Look
00:14:11This little dream travels around Lie Xiao
00:14:13It's your enthusiastic but annoying nature that's causing trouble.
00:14:15I heard that
00:14:16What a busy life of chicken feathers and fish eggs
00:14:17He helped
00:14:18And he even helped you beg him while you cried.
00:14:20Stop
00:14:21Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:14:23Need not
00:14:24No need, no need, no need
00:14:25That's great!
00:14:26You really don't need to.
00:14:27No help needed at all
00:14:29Will you two truly love each other?
00:14:31quick
00:14:32quick
00:14:33Please don't ask anymore.
00:14:34I must slap it like that.
00:14:36Is it really that amazing?
00:14:40Take a look for yourself
00:15:00Um
00:15:01I got it back for you.
00:15:02Hey
00:15:03Hey
00:15:04Hey
00:15:09Hey
00:15:10Hey
00:15:11You're so lewd!
00:15:12Come and chase me!
00:15:13This color!
00:15:14Sera
00:15:15Come chase me
00:15:16Come and chase me!
00:15:17Don't be afraid.
00:15:18You're afraid
00:15:19ah
00:15:20ah
00:15:21ah
00:15:22ah
00:15:23ah
00:15:24ah
00:15:25I'm annoyed.
00:15:26I'm annoyed.
00:15:27I'm annoyed.
00:15:28Why are you mimicking my speech?
00:15:29You're just imitating me.
00:15:30I didn't learn to speak like you.
00:15:31Then I'll imitate your speech.
00:15:32You're just imitating me.
00:15:33I didn't learn to speak like you.
00:15:34Um
00:15:35Then I'll learn to speak.
00:15:36you
00:15:37this
00:15:38I'm here.
00:15:39Don't let me run away.
00:15:40Come on, Qiao Bang!
00:15:41quick
00:15:46You're lucky!
00:15:47If I bring Qiao Bang
00:15:48today
00:15:49How scary!
00:15:59How scary!
00:16:00Thank you
00:16:01Um
00:16:10pretty
00:16:11You become yourself.
00:16:15If he becomes my girlfriend
00:16:17No need to be afraid if a few older sisters come.
00:16:20But of course he's a pervert now.
00:16:22How did I become your girlfriend?
00:16:25ah
00:16:26sure
00:16:27Next episode: The guests are going to the zoo to sketch.
00:16:28You can just say a few nice things about me to him.
00:16:30then
00:16:31Whatever happens, happens.
00:16:32Bear
00:16:33Um
00:16:34Hey
00:16:35Hey
00:16:36Hey
00:16:37Hey
00:16:38Hey
00:16:39Hey
00:16:40Hey
00:16:41Hey
00:16:42Hey
00:16:43Hey
00:16:44Hey
00:16:45Hey
00:16:46Hey
00:16:47Hey
00:16:48Hey
00:16:49Hey
00:16:50Hey
00:16:51Hey
00:16:52Hey
00:16:53Hey
00:16:54Hey
00:16:55Hey
00:16:56Hey
00:16:57Hey
00:16:59Hey
00:17:00right
00:17:01well
00:17:10It's hopeless.
00:17:15Is it hopeless?
00:17:16Look at him.
00:17:19Does this look like a normal person?
00:17:27Unlike
00:17:28I also think it doesn't seem like it.
00:17:29Um
00:17:30If this continues...
00:17:31She'll eventually be driven to idiocy by her five older sisters.
00:17:34Five older sisters
00:17:35Um
00:17:37actually
00:17:38You may have never had parents since you were a child.
00:17:41She was raised entirely by her five older sisters.
00:17:43So her five older sisters were like her five mothers.
00:17:47Isn't it great to have five mothers?
00:17:49But
00:17:50My mom wouldn't remove your organs, would she?
00:17:52Organ removal
00:17:54You're really useful for taking pictures, kid.
00:18:01If this is just one of her sisters...
00:18:04The spare one is Li Kuangwang.
00:18:08don't know
00:18:10Let's start with her eldest sister.
00:18:11My older sister has had kidney problems since childhood.
00:18:14One is already scrapped.
00:18:15Another one is ready to be cut.
00:18:17Both of Li Kuangwang's shots were new.
00:18:20Clam
00:18:22And her second sister
00:18:24Not too big
00:18:25Shaking damaged lungs
00:18:26But Li Kuangwang happens to have three lungs.
00:18:29Probably not.
00:18:30Not to mention the three eyes with myopia of over 1,000.
00:18:32There are also five people with farsightedness of over 1,000.
00:18:34I'm so looking forward to her cornea.
00:18:39What did her fourth sister want from her?
00:18:42Fourth sister
00:18:43Little man
00:18:46Little man
00:18:51Li Kuangwang was like a spare part for her five older sisters.
00:18:54They wanted to drive the Mad Queen to idiocy before she came of age.
00:18:58Then
00:18:59Ice rushes into her internal organs
00:19:01I can say nice things for so long
00:19:02Reasonable
00:19:05This is just too, too cruel.
00:19:08Do you say all of them?
00:19:09I'll go talk to her sister and get things cleared up.
00:19:10no
00:19:11How can you explain things to that crazy woman?
00:19:13To feel that they can only do so through love
00:19:14in love
00:19:15Even older women have a girlish heart!
00:19:17They promised that as long as the Mad King got a girlfriend...
00:19:19So let these petty desires be satisfied.
00:19:20Let the Mad King go from here.
00:19:21in love
00:19:22Jianxiao deployed
00:19:23in love
00:19:24So amazing
00:19:25Very impressive
00:19:26You absolutely must try it yourself!
00:19:28You asked me to be her girlfriend
00:19:29So let these petty desires be satisfied.
00:19:30Let the Mad Dragon go from here.
00:19:31Love is so amazing!
00:19:32That's amazing!
00:19:33You absolutely have to try it yourself!
00:19:35You want me to be her girlfriend
00:19:38Even if it's for the Mad King's habit
00:19:42Help her this once.
00:19:44It's no good.
00:19:47I have no experience in dating.
00:19:49I have no experience in dating.
00:19:51You actually have experience chatting?
00:19:56I think we should think of another way.
00:20:02Where are the people?
00:20:19From now on, I won't rely on you anymore.
00:20:37Finally! Finally!
00:20:38It hurts so much when I get the Nine Jewels!
00:20:43The Nine Jewels are here!
00:20:46Heavenly Jewel
00:20:47Run
00:20:48Uh, bucket
00:20:50They've all come out!
00:20:51Well
00:20:52Well
00:20:52Well
00:20:54Well
00:20:55Well
00:20:56Well
00:20:57Well
00:20:58Well
00:20:59Well
00:21:00Well
00:21:01Well
00:21:02Well
00:21:03Well
00:21:04Well
00:21:05Well
00:21:06Well
00:21:07Well
00:21:08Well
00:21:09Well
00:21:10Well
00:21:11Well
00:21:12Well
00:21:13Well
00:21:14Well
00:21:15Well
00:21:16Once you start running the program, it will be gone.
00:21:20Don't run over here.
00:21:20ah
00:21:21When you speak
00:21:22Uh, Sister Long, Sister Long, don't run away!
00:21:23Hide in the back
00:21:24Walk to the back of Quanpupu
00:21:25Well
00:21:26Uh, Sister Long
00:21:27Brother, what do you always eat?
00:21:28From the front
00:21:28Don't be nervous
00:21:29Students, don't be nervous.
00:21:30Walk to the back of Quanpupu
00:21:31People probably weren't nervous.
00:21:33There
00:21:37I thought this hunting would take two days.
00:21:41Suddenly someone loves Tibữ
00:21:42The person also failed.
00:21:43Open the door
00:21:44With Zhao Yun
00:21:48Kilogram
00:21:49Wu Meng
00:21:49Kilogram
00:21:51People win
00:21:53man
00:21:54They were together on PlayStation.
00:21:54ox
00:22:01How terrifying! How tragic!
00:22:04So terrifying, so tragic
00:22:08Her breasts popped out.
00:22:10How terrifying! How tragic!
00:22:22careful
00:22:31Are you alright?
00:23:01little dream
00:23:07You're awake.
00:23:09Don't wake up yet.
00:23:22You've always been here with me.
00:23:24The elderly teacher said, "You bumped your head."
00:23:27If you make any sudden moves now, you might end up riding for nothing.
00:23:31Unfortunately, it didn't damage the lungs or kidneys.
00:23:34Otherwise, your sisters might give up.
00:23:37She told me all the reasons.
00:23:40What exactly did she say to you?
00:23:43If you haven't gotten a girlfriend
00:23:46The organs would be removed by the older sisters.
00:23:49She told me all of this.
00:23:51What barrier?
00:23:52Old Dragon
00:23:53Old Dragon
00:23:54I heard you were being chased by Xiao Mao.
00:23:57They were ambushed by nuclear weapons and trampled by an elephant.
00:23:59Are you alright?
00:24:00Xiao Le
00:24:01Xiao Le
00:24:02Xiao Le
00:24:03Little Chih-Le
00:24:04What
00:24:07Li Kuanglong
00:24:09Why are you here again?
00:24:10I heard your relatives beat you to a fight.
00:24:11Played with by rope
00:24:12There hasn't been a dismemberment yet.
00:24:13Xiao Le
00:24:14Xiao Le
00:24:15Little Chih-Le
00:24:17Gone
00:24:18That's gone.
00:24:19You must have this kind of king cobra venom.
00:24:21You press him down.
00:24:22You must
00:24:23I'm going to force you out.
00:24:24Are you going to force me to do this?
00:24:26I love you
00:24:28I love you
00:24:31I love you
00:24:32You have already sent it.
00:24:33I love you
00:24:34I love you
00:24:35I love you
00:24:37I love you
00:24:40You love you
00:24:42I love you
00:24:43I love you
00:24:44I love you
00:24:45I love you
00:24:46Wait a moment
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:56Let him go
00:24:57Now sit far away from the room
00:24:58He waited until he disappeared.
00:24:59You come, good tea
00:25:00I don't want to touch him
00:25:01What exactly is a mad wolf?
00:25:03girlfriend
00:25:16Wolf Wolf
00:25:18Have you really gotten a girlfriend?
00:25:30Hey
00:25:31Does he really have a girlfriend?
00:25:33go
00:25:35You said
00:25:37You said
00:25:38You said
00:25:39Go die, die
00:25:40Wolf Wolf
00:25:42Do you have a girlfriend?
00:25:44Go die, die
00:25:46Wait a moment
00:25:47Walk
00:25:52go
00:25:53go
00:26:05I heard
00:26:06You have a girlfriend.
00:26:09go
00:26:10I heard
00:26:12You have a girlfriend.
00:26:14ah
00:26:15ah
00:26:16ah
00:26:17ah
00:26:18ah
00:26:19ah
00:26:20ah
00:26:21ah
00:26:22ah
00:26:23ah
00:26:24ah
00:26:25ah
00:26:26ah
00:26:27ah
00:26:28ah
00:26:29ah
00:26:30ah
00:26:31ah
00:26:32ah
00:26:33ah
00:26:34ah
00:26:35ah
00:26:36I
00:26:37This light is our idiot.
00:26:39How is it possible to get a girlfriend in just one day?
00:26:41Enough with the nonsense.
00:26:42My older sister said she wouldn't care about me as long as I had a girlfriend.
00:26:44ah
00:26:45My older sister said
00:26:45Does she meet the qualifications?
00:26:46Need to confirm
00:26:48Is your relationship real?
00:26:50We fell in love at first sight, like fire from the heavens.
00:26:52Of course it's true!
00:26:53Put me down quickly!
00:26:55You all keep a close eye on him
00:26:59I want to watch him
00:27:01If he's lying
00:27:03I let him go up in a wheelchair.
00:27:14wheelchair
00:27:22Xiaolong
00:27:24Good morning
00:27:25morning
00:27:26I'm eating popsicles so early
00:27:30yes
00:27:41in a wheelchair
00:27:45Snow
00:27:4640 Miami
00:27:51Let's talk
00:27:55Do you know what love is?
00:27:58ha
00:28:00sprayed
00:28:01I'm not saying whether we should drill
00:28:03He also needs to include words.
00:28:06I'm going to protect you.
00:28:09That arm
00:28:1188 Bar
00:28:12No need to feel sorry
00:28:14Having five older sisters
00:28:15It's not your fault
00:28:16That should at least
00:28:18Chirp chi ...
00:28:20Today was a morning self-study session, right?
00:28:21Let's go buy another popsicle.
00:28:23Still eating?
00:28:24Um
00:28:29That idiot is still the same.
00:28:32Before his heart breaks
00:28:33He needs to come to his senses.
00:28:34First, give the little eagle a taste of its power.
00:28:41idiot
00:28:49What are you doing
00:28:52I'm inserting
00:28:53He's become an idiot.
00:29:00What else do you want?
00:29:01Do you really want his organs that badly?
00:29:03organ
00:29:04What organ?
00:29:06What do you want?
00:29:07Give the Mad Dragon back to us!
00:29:08I don't want to
00:29:09I absolutely insist that he protect the Mad Dragon.
00:29:11I absolutely believe he will leave.
00:29:39Adara went up
00:29:41It will change if I refresh it.
00:29:43You era recognize
00:29:44Oh no, no!
00:29:45Class monitor don't
00:29:46OK
00:29:59Now let's begin discussing the theme of the filial piety gala.
00:30:05Do you blow the horn?
00:30:06It's okay.
00:30:07This kind of gradual dismantling needs to be done every day.
00:30:09Do you want to report this?
00:30:10Need not
00:30:11See?
00:30:12Hi Xiaomeng
00:30:13It's just a toy sword.
00:30:15Xiaomeng, are you free this afternoon?
00:30:17Clam
00:30:17Wow, you're eating meat-flavored milk powder too?
00:30:19Sister-in-law, you've made plans with all of them!
00:30:20Don't blame me for being forced into this situation.
00:30:23Xiaomeng, are you free tonight?
00:30:25no
00:30:39I dispatched all the elite members of the Frog Team.
00:30:42Everyone, regardless of their taste, says hello.
00:30:45I just don't believe it.
00:30:46None of them made your heart flutter.
00:30:48Xiaomeng Peace
00:30:51My sister-in-law grilled something with someone.
00:30:57Wow, you look like you're not wearing any clothes!
00:31:02Come with me
00:31:07This is all idiots
00:31:15Your group of Green Guards
00:31:19It's completely useless.
00:31:20I still need my potion of forgetfulness.
00:31:24Forget Love Potion
00:31:25That's right
00:31:25The potion of forgetfulness is made with sweet potato oil.
00:31:28Rat poison
00:31:29Guoqi's curry rice and watermelon
00:31:31On the lung-friendly cooking foam
00:31:33It takes forty-nine days to make.
00:31:35After taking
00:31:37Even if you don't forget love
00:31:38He also became mentally ill.
00:31:41But it smells so bad
00:31:43How can I trick him into drinking it?
00:31:45Who said
00:31:47It should be drunk.
00:31:51He can't be broken up.
00:31:57who
00:32:07They've stopped caring about me.
00:32:23Help
00:32:54Zhijie, you continue.
00:32:55Shut up. She gave me her hand.
00:32:59Classmate, don't practice boxing.
00:33:02Don't practice boxing.
00:33:03classmate
00:33:04Don't practice boxing.
00:33:05Don't practice boxing.
00:33:06Don't practice boxing.
00:33:07classmate
00:33:23No one is allowed to hurt my little dream.
00:33:50Actually, I'm just like you.
00:33:52I've never had parents since I was little.
00:33:56After my parents died
00:33:57My uncle raised me.
00:33:59But I have to work with my uncle.
00:34:01Transferring schools everywhere
00:34:07How many times have you transferred schools?
00:34:08Thirteen times
00:34:11Within one year
00:34:14The time spent at school is so short
00:34:16You won't be able to make friends.
00:34:19Or maybe I was too eager to make friends.
00:34:21Teachers become the target of ridicule among students.
00:34:25little dream
00:34:26So I haven't had this much fun in a long time.
00:34:29Actually I
00:34:30So I completely understand how you feel about being bullied.
00:34:32I will definitely not let my sisters harm your organs.
00:34:35Don't give it to me.
00:34:46Don't give it to me!
00:34:47You drew my name
00:34:48Very good
00:34:49I'm still beyond myself!
00:34:50What can I do?
00:34:51What can I do?
00:35:02It's ice again.
00:35:03What can ice be used for?
00:35:05secret
00:35:09Then I'll just cut off my tongue.
00:35:10Oh no!
00:35:11Give it to me!
00:35:12don't want
00:35:13Lee Kang-long, give it to me!
00:35:15Give it to me!
00:35:16don't want
00:35:17Give it to me!
00:35:18For you
00:35:19Hehehe
00:35:20Give it to me, fuck!
00:35:24We failed.
00:35:26It's not that troublesome to scare away a little girl.
00:35:30I'll find someone to handle this.
00:35:32World War III was a war
00:35:34Control Network
00:35:35It can be controlled
00:35:36The whole
00:35:37world
00:35:40The wildest truant in the universe is Stephen Chow.
00:35:41The world's craziest elementary school student is Nian Zhendai.
00:35:43The most outrageous student in Conan's history is Xu Ximeng from our school.
00:35:45He skipped school the day after transferring schools.
00:35:46It's even worse than the Peach Blossom Gray Dragon.
00:35:47Below is his truancy process. (I've jumped in again.)
00:35:49I jumped out again.
00:35:50Then he took out a baseball bat.
00:35:52Can
00:35:53Yes, you read that right, it's a watermelon.
00:35:54Ali keeps bringing watermelons and also taking watermelons.
00:35:55Do you want to punch me?
00:35:57Xu Ximeng, the most outrageous student in history
00:35:589487 Explanation Maniac
00:36:01Wow
00:36:03But isn't this going too far?
00:36:05Please
00:36:06That alarmed the eldest sister.
00:36:07That's going too far.
00:36:09now
00:36:10All you need to do is let her walk all over the world
00:36:20Ali doesn't go home
00:36:21What the hell are you guys doing?
00:36:23No one is allowed to hurt my little dream.
00:36:26We failed.
00:36:35Even the third brother couldn't handle it.
00:36:38It's a girl.
00:36:40He must be an expert.
00:36:46The red chariot broke and carried the old man's back.
00:36:48What the hell?
00:36:50He wouldn't do that.
00:36:52Do you believe in yourselves?
00:36:53We love you
00:36:54You believe in yourself
00:36:55We love you
00:36:56You believe in yourself
00:36:57kamu
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00:39:17Finally, we've arrived at the second round that everyone's been waiting for.
00:39:20Let's welcome the teaching team
00:39:22Li first, Li first, we love Li
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00:39:27Li Xianli, we love Li
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00:39:37Protection team enters
00:39:56Both teams have switched to friendship.
00:39:57Of course, it's more about swimming.
00:39:59The first to reach the finish line wins.
00:40:01First, let's clarify where the finish line is.
00:40:04The swimming pool is only this big
00:40:05The finish line is on the other side, of course.
00:40:07Is this the other side?
00:40:17right
00:40:19real
00:40:21right
00:40:24Is it this one or this one?
00:40:27Aren't you annoyed?
00:40:29Everyone should apologize, it's too much trouble.
00:40:31We'll have the four players take their places immediately.
00:40:34come on
00:40:38come on
00:40:40come on
00:40:42come on
00:40:44come on
00:40:46come on
00:40:48Go Xiao Meng!
00:40:53come on
00:40:54Go Xiao Meng!
00:40:59Go Xiao Meng!
00:41:01We are in our
00:41:02Go kill them!
00:41:06come on
00:41:08come on
00:41:10Hurry
00:41:12Hurry
00:41:13Hurry
00:41:15Hurry
00:41:16Hurry
00:41:17The second round is...
00:41:21Goldfish scooping
00:41:22What goldfish scooping
00:41:25Didn't we say we'd reach the finish line?
00:41:27Catch a few goldfish and then reach the finish line.
00:41:30The head of the teaching department has five goldfish
00:41:37Li Xiangling has two goldfish
00:41:39Li Jinyu has three goldfish
00:41:41Xiao Mo didn't have a single goldfish.
00:41:44Dean of Students wins
00:41:46The match ended.
00:41:48What the hell?
00:41:57I'm so sorry
00:41:59It's too dark.
00:42:00Can't we just not compete?
00:42:16Such a fun thing
00:42:26You save me
00:42:30Eldest sister
00:42:35You are Xiaomeng
00:42:38My name is Xu Xingmeng
00:42:40I am the eldest sister of the Mad Dragon
00:42:44How about another match with me?
00:42:47We have already won
00:42:48Don't let people say that we're outnumbered and bullying the few.
00:42:52We will have a great competition.
00:42:56If you win, you can date the Mad Dragon.
00:42:59What will we be competing on this time?
00:43:01More than a thousand balls
00:43:04If you don't come this time, you'll win.
00:43:06Who throws it the farthest?
00:43:08Even if you win
00:43:09no problem
00:43:11Seriously, no one can compare to your older sister, Xiaomeng!
00:43:28nonsense
00:43:29But he eventually gained his freedom, didn't he?
00:43:30What if Xiaomeng gets hurt?
00:43:33It's just throwing a thousand balls.
00:43:36What kind of injury did you suffer?
00:43:44Did you see that?
00:43:45You're trying to scare people to death!
00:43:46oops
00:43:47Almost conceded a goal
00:43:48Not because the ball was thrown
00:43:49But you have to throw that away.
00:43:50Is this your girlfriend?
00:43:51What's so great about having a girlfriend?
00:43:52I can find someone else once I'm free.
00:43:53Wow
00:43:54You beast!
00:43:55I'm not going to care about you anymore!
00:43:56this
00:43:58What will happen to you?
00:44:12Xiaomeng
00:44:13Would you like a drink?
00:44:16Do you want to eat ping pong?
00:44:18I definitely won't let you down.
00:44:28Xiaomeng
00:44:31Please take your positions.
00:44:40Go Xiaomeng!
00:44:41Go Xiaomeng!
00:44:5915 meters
00:45:0015 meters
00:45:0115 meters
00:45:02yeah
00:45:03yeah
00:45:04yeah
00:45:05yeah
00:45:06yeah
00:45:07Xiaomeng is awesome!
00:45:08yeah
00:45:09yeah
00:45:13Oh, Xiaomeng is so great! Xiaomeng is so great!
00:45:14Go go go go!
00:45:16Go Xiaomeng!
00:45:24The eldest sister is in the harem.
00:45:26Please take your seats, eldest sister.
00:45:28Big sister, keep going! Keep going! Keep going!
00:45:33good
00:45:49Wait a moment
00:45:50Put those thousand balls on
00:45:51Want to hang dead
00:45:52Stop fooling around!
00:45:53What does she want to do?
00:45:54yes
00:45:55What is Xiaomeng doing?
00:45:57Go away
00:45:58Xiaomeng
00:45:59You can get gold mountains
00:46:00Give me the mountain spring
00:46:02How could a person like you like a ghost?
00:46:07Xiaomeng, you're asking for it!
00:46:12sorry
00:46:16Walk
00:46:25ah
00:46:32ah
00:46:33ah
00:46:37ah
00:46:40ah
00:46:44ah
00:46:45ah
00:46:46ah
00:46:48ah
00:46:50ah
00:46:52ah
00:46:53ah
00:46:55ah
00:46:56ah
00:46:57ah
00:46:58ah
00:46:59ah
00:47:00ah
00:47:01ah
00:47:02ah
00:47:03ah
00:47:04ah
00:47:05ah
00:47:06ah
00:47:07Xiaomeng
00:47:08ah
00:47:09ah
00:47:10ah
00:47:11ah
00:47:12ah
00:47:13ah
00:47:14ah
00:47:15ah
00:47:16ah
00:47:17ah
00:47:18I'll take you to the TV.
00:47:19Eldest sister
00:47:20Are you alright?
00:47:21Eldest sister
00:47:24How could Qianqiu explode?
00:47:25This is similar to the last attack on me.
00:47:26Also, it's important to make sure that the person who caused the power outage was the same person.
00:47:28It must be the same person
00:47:29ten
00:47:30ten
00:47:31ten
00:47:32ten
00:47:331900 exploded
00:47:34What was searched for?
00:47:35The 5th Dean of Students Cup
00:47:38The winner of the last dimension is
00:47:40Li Kuan
00:47:41You are free.
00:47:43Treat others well
00:47:44Eldest sister
00:47:45You are free.
00:47:46Um
00:47:47Treat others well
00:47:48Eldest sister
00:47:49Wow
00:47:50That's how I did it to her.
00:47:51Let's go
00:47:52Dinner today
00:47:53We'll have to cook it ourselves.
00:47:54I didn't cook dinner.
00:47:55You still need to come back and cook midnight snacks.
00:47:56Where are you from?
00:47:57Where are you from?
00:47:58Where are you from?
00:47:59Where are you from?
00:48:00Where are you from?
00:48:01Where are you from?
00:48:02Where are you from?
00:48:03Where are you from?
00:48:04Where are you from?
00:48:05Where are you from?
00:48:06I didn't cook dinner.
00:48:07Where are you from?
00:48:09I didn't cook dinner.
00:48:11I didn't cook dinner.
00:48:12Where are you from?
00:48:13Where are you from?
00:48:15I didn't cook dinner.
00:48:16I didn't cook dinner.
00:48:17Oh my god
00:48:18ケケケケケ
00:48:19I don't want to cook dinner!
00:48:22Wow
00:48:24They're all amazing.
00:48:25You are helping them
00:48:26You are helping them
00:48:27You are helping them
00:48:28Helping them
00:48:29They're helping.
00:48:31Free
00:48:32Keep it up!
00:48:33I am free.
00:48:34Finally, I visited my five older sisters.
00:48:37sister
00:48:38Xiaomeng
00:48:41This way we don't need to keep talking about whether they are male or female.
00:48:42Very good
00:48:42Let's celebrate tomorrow!
00:48:44celebrate
00:48:46I went on a date.
00:48:51Huanglong
00:49:04YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:49:34YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:50:04I fell in love with you for no reason.
00:50:07You didn't expect me to fall into a coma.
00:50:11I can't find the logic no matter how I turn the pages.
00:50:14Please find me as you slowly approach.
00:50:18I fell in love with you for no reason.
00:50:21It's just so incomprehensible.
00:50:25That's how I fell in love with you.
00:50:31Suddenly became depressed
00:50:38Sighing for no reason
00:50:41Even the big benti
00:50:44I fell in love with you for no reason.
00:51:03I fell in love with you for no reason.
00:51:07Do it again.
00:51:08Trying again won't work.
00:51:11If you can't come, you can't go, you can't find the logic.
00:51:14The sound of my heartbeat drew me closer.
00:51:17I fell in love with you for no reason.
00:51:20It's just so incomprehensible.
00:51:24Oh no
00:51:25That's how I fell in love with you.
00:51:29So what exactly is the purpose of this?
00:51:32good
00:51:33inexplicable
00:51:36inexplicable
00:51:39inexplicable
00:51:40Hi
00:51:41The hotel is great.
00:51:43Ah Xun misses you.
00:51:46Oh no!
00:51:49I was wrong
00:51:54My leg is broken.
00:51:57My leg is broken.
00:51:58My leg is broken.
00:51:59My leg is broken.
00:52:00yes
00:52:01I fell in love with you for no reason.
00:52:04Is it really that easy for you?
00:52:06Broken
00:52:08Broken
00:52:09Is it broken?
00:52:10Broken
00:52:11Broken
00:52:12Broken
00:52:13I'll bandage you up.
00:52:15I'll bandage you up.
00:52:29Your bandaging technique was absolutely brilliant!
00:52:33When I was little, I worked as a laborer with Bao Bao.
00:52:35You'll learn it naturally just by watching.
00:52:36What happened to your mother?
00:52:48My mom is a volunteer overseas.
00:52:52Staying in Africa
00:52:54Caring for refugees fighting the volcano
00:52:55That year, my mother was overworked.
00:53:00He fell and injured his head.
00:53:01A lot of writing is required
00:53:03But the local hospital's blood bank
00:53:05It was already insufficient
00:53:06So she waited and waited...
00:53:09Blood donors with the same blood type
00:53:10In the end, he still couldn't make it through.
00:53:14Your mother died in Africa.
00:53:20yes
00:53:22In order to avoid tragedy
00:53:24It happened to other people again.
00:53:26So I try my best to help others.
00:53:29So many years
00:53:32I still can't keep up with my mother's pace.
00:53:35No way!
00:53:38Your mother must be very proud of you.
00:53:40I am so proud of you.
00:53:42Thank you
00:53:44And what about your mother?
00:53:48How did your mother pass away?
00:53:52My mom, she
00:53:56It's only good if it's hard-won.
00:54:07Okay, let's leave it at that.
00:54:10Are you cold?
00:54:19I won't
00:54:20will not
00:54:20Will you get hot?
00:54:24will not
00:54:25Will you get hot?
00:54:26will not
00:54:27will not
00:54:27oh
00:54:30I
00:54:31Since
00:54:58You won't have your organs transplanted.
00:55:00Yes or no
00:55:02I don't need a girlfriend anymore.
00:55:06Probably.
00:55:09No, no.
00:55:13It's nothing
00:55:14My sister and her friends are cunning.
00:55:20They must be secretly observing me.
00:55:22Does it really mean girlfriend?
00:55:29What should we do then?
00:55:30Can you stay with me a little longer?
00:55:40Um
00:55:42Just a little bit more
00:55:44Even if they
00:55:45They are real
00:55:46They are real
00:55:47They are real
00:55:48I don't need you.
00:55:49For me
00:55:50Meeting son
00:55:50They are real
00:55:51They are real
00:55:51They are real
00:55:52They are real
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