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Comedian and NY Times best-selling author, Charlie Berens, brings his brand of Midwest Nice to a new hour full of storie | dG1fMVBiZVBBbVZfOEk
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00:00Midwest cheap, it's a hereditary disease.
00:03My mom had 12 kids and no epidural.
00:07That is either the most mad-ass thing you can do as a human being.
00:10Or the cheapest. I'm not sure which.
00:15Sorry I brought beer into church.
00:18Not really a wine guy.
00:19It's always BYOB for the JC.
00:23That's not child labor, lady.
00:25Child labor is what made the golf bag.
00:27That's where Nike got its slogan from.
00:29Just do it!
00:30So...
00:31And me and my siblings were looking at each other like,
00:35I think we better enjoy every moment we have left with Grandpa.
00:40Grandma, what advice do you have for all these people out there gambling?
00:43Just keep on gambling.
00:46In a few years, there's going to be more robots than people.
00:49And they're going to take all of our jobs.
00:51And we're going to have to survive off of universal basic income.
00:54Do you mind if I pace? It helps me spiral.
00:57So listen...
00:59Is it weird we're making eye contact right now?
01:02We're making eye contact right here!
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